<h3>DRIVING ON TO THE CAPITAL</h3>
<div class='unindent'><span class="smcap">After</span> passing the Missouri, and leaving the trail behind
me, I somehow had a foreboding that I might be mistaken
for a faker and looked upon as an adventurer, and I
shrank from the ordeal. My hair had grown long on the
trip across; my boots were somewhat the worse for wear,
and my old-fashioned clothes (understood well enough by
pioneers along the trail) were dilapidated. I was not the
most presentable specimen for every sort of company.
Already I had been compelled to say that I was not a "corn
doctor" or any kind of doctor; that I did not have patent
medicine to sell; and that I was not soliciting contributions
to support the expedition.</div>
<p>The first of March, 1907, found me on the road going
eastward from Indianapolis. I had made up my mind that
Washington should be the objective point. For my main<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_213" id="Page_213"></SPAN></span>
purpose—to secure the building of a memorial highway—Congress,
I felt, would be a better field to work in than out
on the hopelessly long stretch of the trail, where one man's
span of life would certainly pass before the work could be
accomplished. But I thought it well to make a campaign
of education to get the work before the general public so
that Congress might know about it. Therefore a route was
laid out to occupy the time until the first of December,
just before Congress would again assemble. The route lay
through Indianapolis, Dayton, Cleveland, Columbus,
Buffalo, Albany, New York, Trenton, Philadelphia, and
Baltimore, to Washington.</p>
<p>For the most part I received a warm welcome all along
the route. Dayton treated me generously. Mayor Badger
of Columbus wrote giving me the freedom of the city; and
Mayor Tom Johnson wrote to his chief of police to "treat
Mr. Meeker as the guest of the city of Cleveland," which
was done.</p>
<p>At Buffalo, a benefit performance for one of the hospitals,
in the shape of a circus, was in preparation. A part of the
elaborate program was an attack by Indians on an emigrant
train, the "Indians" being representative young men
of the city. At this juncture I arrived in the city, and was
besought to go and represent the train, for which they
would pay me.</p>
<p>"No, not for pay," I said, "but I will go."</p>
<p>So there was quite a realistic show in the ring that afternoon
and evening, and the hospital received more than a
thousand dollars' benefit.</p>
<p>Near Oneida some one said that I had better take to the
towpath on the canal to save distance and to avoid going
over the hill. It was against the law, he added, but everybody
did it and no one would object. So, when we came to
the forks of the road, I followed the best-beaten track and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_214" id="Page_214"></SPAN></span>
was soon traveling along on the level, hard, but narrow
way, the towpath. All went well that day.</p>
<p>We were not so fortunate the next day, however, when a
boat with three men, two women, and three long-eared
mules was squarely met, the mules being on the towpath.
The mules took fright, got into a regular mixup, broke the
harness, and went up the towpath at a two-forty gait.</p>
<p>As I had walked into Oneida the night before, I did not
see the sight or hear the war of words that followed. The
men ordered Marden to "take that outfit off the towpath."
His answer was that he could not do it without upsetting
the wagon. The men said if he couldn't they would
do it quick enough. They started toward the wagon, evidently
intent upon executing their threat, meanwhile
swearing at the top of their voices while the women scolded
in chorus, one of them fairly shrieking.</p>
<p>My old muzzle-loading rifle that we had carried across
the Plains lay handy. When the men started toward him,
Marden picked up the rifle to show fight and called on the
dog Jim to take hold of the men. As he raised the gun to
use it as a club, one of the boatmen threw up his hands,
bawling at the top of his voice, "Don't shoot! Don't
shoot!" He forgot to mix in oaths and slunk out of sight
behind the wagon. The others also drew back. Jim showed
his teeth, and a truce followed. With but little inconvenience
the mules were taken off the path, and the ox
team was driven past.</p>
<p>The fun of it was that the gun that had spread such consternation
hadn't been loaded for more than twenty-five
years. The sight of it alone was enough for the three stalwart
braves of the canal.</p>
<p>It took New York to cap the climax—to bring me all
sorts of experiences, sometimes with the police, sometimes
with the gaping crowds, and sometimes at the City Hall.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_215" id="Page_215"></SPAN></span></p>
<div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/illus-225.jpg" width-obs="500" height-obs="273" alt="In the great automobile factory near Cleveland, Ohio, the old prairie schooner came into vivid contrast with the new means of following the trail." title="" /> <div class="attrib">Brown Bros.</div>
<span class="caption">In the great automobile factory near Cleveland, Ohio, the old prairie schooner came into vivid contrast with the new means of following the trail.</span></div>
<p>Mayor McClellan was not in the city when I arrived;
but the acting mayor said that while he could not grant me
a permit to come in, he would have the police commissioner
instruct his men not to molest me. Either the instructions
were not general enough, or else the men paid no attention;
for when I got down as far as 161st Street on Amsterdam
Avenue, a policeman interfered and ordered my
driver to take the team to the police station, which he
very properly refused to do.</p>
<p>It was after dark and I had just gone around the corner
to engage quarters for the night when this occurred. Returning,
I saw the young policeman attempt to move the
team, but as he didn't know how, they wouldn't budge a
peg, whereupon he arrested my driver and took him away.</p>
<p>Another policeman tried to coax me to drive the team
down to the police station. I said, "No, sir, I will not."
He couldn't drive the team to the station, and I wouldn't,
and so there we were. To arrest me would make matters<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_216" id="Page_216"></SPAN></span>
worse, for the team would be left on the street without any
one to care for it. Finally the officer got out of the way,
and I drove the team to the stable. He followed, with a
large crowd tagging after him. Soon the captain of the precinct
arrived, called his man off, and ordered my driver
released.</p>
<p>It appeared that there was an ordinance against allowing
cattle to be driven on the streets of New York. Of
course, this was intended to apply to loose cattle, but the
policemen interpreted it to mean any cattle, and they had
the clubs to enforce their interpretation. I was in the city
and couldn't get out without subjecting myself to arrest,
according to their view of the law; and in fact I didn't
want to get out. I wanted to drive down Broadway from
one end to the other, and I did, a month later.</p>
<p>All hands said nothing short of an ordinance by the
board of aldermen would clear the way; so I tackled the
aldermen. The <i>New York Tribune</i> sent a man over to
the City Hall to intercede for me; the <i>New York Herald</i> did
the same thing. And so it came about that the aldermen
passed an ordinance granting me the right of way for
thirty days, and also endorsed my work. I thought my
trouble was over when that ordinance was passed. Not so;
the mayor was absent, and the acting mayor could not
sign an ordinance until after ten days had elapsed. The
city attorney came in and said the aldermen had exceeded
their authority, as they could not legally grant a special
privilege.</p>
<p>Then the acting mayor said he would not sign the
ordinance; but if I would wait until the next meeting
of the aldermen, if they did not rescind the ordinance,
it would be certified, as he would not veto it. Considering
that no one was likely to test the legality of the ordinance,
he thought I would be safe in acting as though it were legal.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_217" id="Page_217"></SPAN></span>
Just thirty days from the time I had the bother with the
policemen, and having incurred two hundred and fifty
dollars of extra expense, I drove down Broadway from
161st Street to the Battery, without getting into any
serious scrape, except with one automobilist who became
angered, but afterwards was "as good as pie."</p>
<p>Thirty days satisfied me with New York. The crowds
were so great that congestion of traffic always followed my
presence, and I would be compelled to move. One day
when I went to City Hall Park to have my team photographed
with the Greeley statue, I got away only by the
help of the police, and even then with great difficulty.</p>
<div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/illus-227.jpg" width-obs="450" height-obs="259" alt="In Wall Street, New York City." title="" /> <span class="caption">In Wall Street, New York City.</span></div>
<p>A trip across Brooklyn Bridge to Brooklyn was also
made, and then, two days before leaving the city, I came
near to meeting a heavy loss. Somehow I got sandwiched
in on the East Side of New York in the congested district
of the foreign quarter and at nightfall drove into a stable,
put the oxen in the stalls and, as usual, the dog Jim in
the wagon. The next morning Jim was gone. The stableman
said he had left the wagon a few moments after I
had and had been stolen. The police accused the stablemen<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_218" id="Page_218"></SPAN></span>
of being parties to the theft, in which I think they
were right.</p>
<p>Money could not buy that dog. He was an integral
part of the expedition: always on the alert; always watchful
of the wagon during my absence, and always willing
to mind what I bade him do. He had had more adventures
on this trip than any other member of the outfit.
First he was tossed over a high brush by the ox Dave;
then, shortly after, he was pitched headlong over a barbed
wire fence by an irate cow. Next came a fight with a wolf;
following this, came a narrow escape from a rattlesnake
in the road. Also, a trolley car ran on to him, rolling him
over and over again until he came out as dizzy as a drunken
man. I thought he was a "goner" that time for sure,
but he soon straightened up. Finally, in the streets of
Kansas City, he was run over by a heavy truck while
fighting with another dog. The other dog was killed
outright, while Jim came near to having his neck broken.
He lost one of his best fighting teeth and had several
others broken. I sent him to a veterinary surgeon, and
curiously enough he made no protest while having the
broken teeth repaired or extracted.</p>
<p>There was no other way to find Jim than to offer a
reward. I did this, and feel sure I paid twenty dollars to
one of the parties to the theft. The fellow was brazen
enough, also, to demand pay for keeping him. That was
the time when I got up and talked pointedly.</p>
<p>But I had my faithful dog back, and I kept him more
closely by me while I was making the rest of my tour. Six
years later it chanced that I lost Jim. While we were
waiting at a station, I let him out of the car for a few
minutes. The train started unexpectedly and Jim was
left behind. A good reward was offered for him, but nobody
ever came to collect it.</p>
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<div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/illus-229.jpg" width-obs="406" height-obs="400" alt="Welcomed by President Roosevelt at the Capitol." title="" /> <span class="caption">Welcomed by President Roosevelt at the Capitol.</span></div>
<h2>CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE</h2>
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