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<h2><i>IV.—A Visit to Versailles</i></h2>
<p class='cap'>"WHAT!" said the man from Kansas,
looking up from his asparagus,
"do you mean to say that you
have never seen the Palace of
Versailles?"</p>
<p>"No," I said very firmly, "I have not."</p>
<p>"Nor the fountains in the gardens?"</p>
<p>"No."</p>
<p>"Nor the battle pictures?"</p>
<p>"No."</p>
<p>"And the Hall of Mirrors,"—added the
fat lady from Georgia.</p>
<p>"And Madame du Barry's bed"—said her
husband.</p>
<p>"Her which," I asked, with some interest.</p>
<p>"Her bed."</p>
<p>"All right," I said, "I'll go."</p>
<p>I knew, of course, that I had to. Every
tourist in Paris has got to go and see Versailles.
Otherwise the superiority of the others
becomes insufferable, with foreigners it is<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_130" id="Page_130"></SPAN><SPAN href="images/130.png">[130]</SPAN></span>
different. If they worry one about palaces
and cathedrals and such—the Château at Versailles,
and the Kaiserhof and the Duomo at
Milan—I answer them in kind. I ask them
if they have ever seen the Schlitzerhof at
Milwaukee and the Anheuserbusch at St.
Louis, and the Dammo at Niagara, and
the Toboggo at Montreal. That quiets them
wonderfully.</p>
<p>But, as I say, I had to go.</p>
<p>You get to Versailles—as the best of various
ways of transport—by means of a contrivance
something between a train and a street car.
It has a little puffing steam-engine and two
cars—double deckers—with the top deck open
to the air and covered with a wooden roof on
rods. The lower part inside is called the
first-class and a seat in it costs ten cents extra.
Otherwise nobody would care to ride in it.
The engine is a quaint little thing and wears
a skirt, painted green, all around it, so that you
can just see the tips of its wheels peeping
modestly out below. It was a great relief to
me to see this engine. It showed that there<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_131" id="Page_131"></SPAN><SPAN href="images/131.png">[131]</SPAN></span>
is such a thing as French delicacy after all.
There are so many sights along the boulevards
that bring the carmine blush to the face of the
tourist (from the twisting of his neck in trying
to avoid seeing them), that it is well to know
that the French draw the line somewhere.
The sight of the bare wheels of an engine is
too much for them.</p>
<p>The little train whirls its way out of Paris,
past the great embankment and the fortifications,
and goes rocking along among green
trees whose branches sweep its sides, and trim
villas with stone walls around quaint gardens.
At every moment it passes little inns and
suburban restaurants with cool arbours in front
of them, and waiters in white coats pouring
out glasses of red wine. It makes one thirsty
just to look at them.</p>
<p>In due time the little train rattles and rocks
itself over the dozen miles or so that separate
Paris from Versailles, and sets you down right
in front of the great stone court-yard of the
palace. There through the long hours of a
summer afternoon you may feast your eyes<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_132" id="Page_132"></SPAN><SPAN href="images/132.png">[132]</SPAN></span>
upon the wonderland of beauty that rose at
the command of the grand monarch, Louis
XIV, from the sanded plains and wooded upland
that marked the spot two hundred and fifty
years ago.</p>
<p>All that royal munificence could effect was
lavished on the making of the palace. So vast
is it in size that in the days of its greatest
splendour it harboured ten thousand inmates.
The sheer length of it from side to side is only
about a hundred yards short of half a mile.
To make the grounds the King's chief landscape
artist and his hundreds of workers
laboured for twenty years. They took in, as
it were, the whole landscape. The beauty of
their work lies not only in the wonderful
terraces, gardens, groves and fountains that
extend from the rear of the Château, but in
its blending with the scene beyond. It is so
planned that no distant house or building
breaks into the picture. The vista ends everywhere
with the waving woods of the purple
distance.</p>
<p>Louis XIV spent in all, they say, a hundred<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_133" id="Page_133"></SPAN><SPAN href="images/133.png">[133]</SPAN></span>
million dollars on the making of the palace.
When made it was filled with treasures of art
not to be measured in price. It was meant to
be, and it remains, the last word of royal
grandeur. The King's court at Versailles
became the sun round which gravitated the
fate and fortune of his twenty million subjects.
Admission within its gates was itself
a mark of royal favour. Now, any person
with fifteen cents may ride out from Paris
on the double-decked street car and wander
about the palace at will. For a five cent tip
to a guide you may look through the private
apartments of Marie Antoinette, and for two
cents you may check your umbrella while you
inspect the bedroom of Napoleon the First.
For nothing at all you may stand on the vast
terrace behind the Château and picture to
yourself the throng of gay ladies in paniered
skirts, and powdered gentlemen, in sea-green
inexpressibles, who walked among its groves
and fountains two hundred years ago. The
palace of the Kings has become the playground
of the democracy.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_134" id="Page_134"></SPAN><SPAN href="images/134.png">[134]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>The palace—or the Château, as it is modestly
named—stands crosswise upon an elevation that
dominates the scene for miles around. The
whole building throughout is only of three
stories, for French architecture has a horror
of high buildings. The two great wings of
the Château reach sideways, north and south;
and one, a shorter one, runs westwards towards
the rear. In the front space between
the wings is a vast paved court-yard—the Royal
Court—shut in by a massive iron fence. Into
this court penetrated, one autumn evening in
1789, the raging mob led by the women of
Paris, who had come to drag the descendant
of the Grand Monarch into the captivity that
ended only with the guillotine. Here they
lighted their bonfires and here they sang and
shrieked and shivered throughout the night.
That night of the fifth of October was the real
end of monarchy in France.</p>
<p>No one, I think—not even my friend from
Kansas who boasted that he had "put in"
three hours at Versailles—could see all that is
within the Château. But there are certain<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_135" id="Page_135"></SPAN><SPAN href="images/135.png">[135]</SPAN></span>
things which no tourist passes by. One of
them is the suite of rooms of Louis XIV,
a great series of square apartments all opening
sideways into each other with gilded doors as
large as those of a barn, and with about as
much privacy as a railway station. One room
was the King's council chamber; next to this,
a larger one, was the "wig-room," where the
royal mind selected its wig for the day and
where the royal hair-dresser performed his
stupendous task. Besides this again is the
King's bedroom. Preserved in it, within a
little fence, still stands the bed in which
Louis XIV died in 1715, after a reign of
seventy-two years. The bedroom would easily
hold three hundred people. Outside of it is
a great antechamber, where the courtiers
jealously waited their turn to be present at
the King's "lever," or "getting up," eager to
have the supreme honour of holding the royal
breeches.</p>
<p>But if the King's apartments are sumptuous,
they are as nothing to the Hall of Mirrors,
the showroom of the whole palace, and esti<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_136" id="Page_136"></SPAN><SPAN href="images/136.png">[136]</SPAN></span>mated
to be the most magnificent single room
in the world. It extends clear across the end
of the rear wing and has a length of 236 feet.
It is lighted by vast windows that reach almost
to the lofty arch that forms its ceiling; the
floor is of polished inlaid wood, on which
there stood in Louis the Great's time, tables,
chairs, and other furniture of solid silver.
The whole inner side of the room is formed
by seventeen enormous mirrors set in spaces
to correspond in shape to the window opposite,
and fitted in between with polished
marble. Above them runs a cornice of glittering
gilt, and over that again the ceiling curves
in a great arch, each panel of it bearing some
picture to recall the victories of the Grand
Monarch. Ungrateful posterity has somewhat
forgotten the tremendous military achievements
of Louis XIV—the hardships of his
campaign in the Netherlands in which the staff
of the royal <ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'cusine'">cuisine</ins> was cut down to one
hundred cooks—the passage of the Rhine, in
which the King actually crossed the river from
one side to the other, and so on. But the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_137" id="Page_137"></SPAN><SPAN href="images/137.png">[137]</SPAN></span>
student of history can live again the triumphs
of Louis in this Hall of Mirrors. It is an
irony of history that in this room, after the
conquest of 1871, the King of Prussia was
proclaimed German Emperor by his subjects
and his allies.</p>
<p>But if one wants to see battle pictures, one
has but to turn to the north wing of the
Château. There you have them, room after
room—twenty, thirty, fifty roomsful—I don't
know how many—the famous gallery of battles,
depicting the whole military history of France
from the days of King Clovis till the French
Revolution. They run in historical order.
The pictures begin with battles of early barbarians—men
with long hair wielding huge
battle-axes with their eyes blazing, while other
barbarians prod at them with pikes or take a
sweep at them with a two-handed club. After
that there are rooms full of crusade pictures—crusaders
fighting the Arabs, crusaders investing
Jerusalem, crusaders raising the siege of
Malta and others raising the siege of Rhodes;
all very picturesque, with the blue Mediter<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_138" id="Page_138"></SPAN><SPAN href="images/138.png">[138]</SPAN></span>ranean,
the yellow sand of the desert, prancing
steeds in nickel-plated armour and knights
plumed and caparisoned, or whatever it is, and
wearing as many crosses as an ambulance emergency
staff. All of these battles were apparently
quite harmless, that is the strange thing
about these battle pictures: the whole thing, as
depicted for the royal eye, is wonderfully full
of colour and picturesque, but, as far as one
can see, quite harmless. Nobody seems to be
getting hurt, wild-looking men are swinging
maces round, but you can see that they won't
hit anybody. A battle-axe is being brought
down with terrific force, but somebody is
thrusting up a steel shield just in time to meet
it. There are no signs of blood or injury.
Everybody seems to be getting along finely and
to be having the most invigorating physical exercise.
Here and here, perhaps, the artist depicts
somebody jammed down under a beam or
lying under the feet of a horse; but if you look
close you see that the beam isn't really pressing
on him, and that the horse is not really stepping
on his stomach. In fact the man is per<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_139" id="Page_139"></SPAN><SPAN href="images/139.png">[139]</SPAN></span>fectly
comfortable, and is, at the moment, taking
aim at somebody else with a two-string
crossbow, which would have deadly effect if he
wasn't ass enough to aim right at the middle of
a cowhide shield.</p>
<p>You notice this quality more and more in
the pictures as the history moves on. After
the invention of gunpowder, when the combatants
didn't have to be locked together, but
could be separated by fields, and little groves
and quaint farm-houses, the battle seems to
get quite lost in the scenery. It spreads out
into the landscape until it becomes one of the
prettiest, quietest scenes that heart could wish.
I know nothing so drowsily comfortable as the
pictures in this gallery that show the battles
of the seventeenth century,—the Grand Monarch's
own particular epoch. This is a wide,
rolling landscape with here and there little
clusters of soldiers to add a touch of colour
to the foliage of the woods; there are woolly
little puffs of smoke rising in places to show
that the artillery is at its dreamy work on a
hill side; near the foreground is a small group<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_140" id="Page_140"></SPAN><SPAN href="images/140.png">[140]</SPAN></span>
of generals standing about a tree and gazing
through glasses at the dim purple of the background.
There are sheep and cattle grazing
in all the unused parts of the battle, the whole
thing has a touch of quiet, rural feeling that
goes right to the heart. I have seen people
from the ranching district of the Middle West
stand before these pictures in tears.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN href="images/169-i.png">[Illus]</SPAN></span></p>
<div class="figleft"> <ANTIMG src="images/169-illus.jpg" width-obs="257" height-obs="400" alt="Personally I plead guilty to something of the same spirit." title="Personally I plead guilty to something of the same spirit." /> <span class="caption">Personally I plead guilty to something of the same spirit.</span></div>
<p>It is strange to compare this sort of thing
with some of the modern French pictures.
There is realism enough and to spare in them.
In the Salon exhibition a year or two ago, for
instance, there was one that represented lions
turned loose into an arena to eat up Christians.
I can imagine exactly how a Louis
Quatorze artist would have dealt with the
subject,—an arena, prettily sanded, with here
and there gooseberry bushes and wild gilly
flowers (not too wild, of course), lions with
flowing manes, in noble attitudes, about to
roar,—tigers, finely developed, about to spring,—Christians
just going to pray,—and through
it all a genial open-air feeling very soothing
to the royal senses. Not so the artist of to-<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_141" id="Page_141"></SPAN><SPAN href="images/141.png">[141]</SPAN></span>day.
The picture in the Salon is of blood.
There are torn limbs gnawed by crouching
beasts, as a dog holds and gnaws a bone;
there are faces being torn, still quivering, from
the writhing body,—in fact, perhaps after all
there is something to be said for the way the
Grand Monarch arranged his gallery.</p>
<p>The battle pictures and the Hall of Mirrors,
and the fountains and so on, are, I say, the
things best worth seeing at Versailles. Everybody
says so. I really wish now that I had
seen them. But I am free to confess that
I am a poor sightseer at the best. As soon as
I get actually in reach of a thing it somehow
dwindles in importance. I had a friend once,
now a distinguished judge in the United
States, who suffered much in this way. He
travelled a thousand miles to reach the World's
Fair, but as soon as he had arrived at a comfortable
hotel in Chicago, he was unable to
find the energy to go out to the Fair grounds.
He went once to visit Niagara Falls, but failed
to see the actual water, partly because it no<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_142" id="Page_142"></SPAN><SPAN href="images/142.png">[142]</SPAN></span>
longer seemed necessary, partly because his
room in the hotel looked the other way.</p>
<p>Personally I plead guilty to something of
the same spirit. Just where you alight from
the steam tramway at Versailles, you will find
close on your right, a little open-air café, with
tables under a trellis of green vines. It is as
cool a retreat of mingled sun and shadow as
I know. There is red wine at two francs and
long imported cigars of as soft a flavour as
even Louis the Fourteenth could have desired.
The idea of leaving a grotto like that to go
trapesing all over a hot stuffy palace with a
lot of fool tourists, seemed ridiculous. But I
bought there a little illustrated book called the
<i>Château de Versailles</i>, which interested me so
extremely that I decided that, on some reasonable
opportunity, I would go and visit the
place.</p>
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