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<h3 align="center"> CHAPTER 18 </h3>
<h3 align="center"> Curdie's Clue </h3>
<p>Curdie was as watchful as ever, but was almost getting tired of his ill
success. Every other night or so he followed the goblins about, as
they went on digging and boring, and getting as near them as he could,
watched them from behind stones and rocks; but as yet he seemed no
nearer finding out what they had in view. As at first, he always kept
hold of the end of his string, while his pickaxe, left just outside the
hole by which he entered the goblins' country from the mine, continued
to serve as an anchor and hold fast the other end. The goblins,
hearing no more noise in that quarter, had ceased to apprehend an
immediate invasion, and kept no watch.</p>
<p>One night, after dodging about and listening till he was nearly falling
asleep with weariness, he began to roll up his ball, for he had
resolved to go home to bed. It was not long, however, before he began
to feel bewildered. One after another he passed goblin houses, caves,
that is, occupied by goblin families, and at length was sure they were
many more than he had passed as he came. He had to use great caution
to pass unseen—they lay so close together. Could his string have led
him wrong? He still followed winding it, and still it led him into
more thickly populated quarters, until he became quite uneasy, and
indeed apprehensive; for although he was not afraid of the cobs, he was
afraid of not finding his way out. But what could he do? It was of no
use to sit down and wait for the morning—the morning made no
difference here. It was dark, and always dark; and if his string
failed him he was helpless. He might even arrive within a yard of the
mine and never know it. Seeing he could do nothing better he would at
least find where the end of his string was, and, if possible, how it
had come to play him such a trick. He knew by the size of the ball
that he was getting pretty near the last of it, when he began to feel a
tugging and pulling at it. What could it mean? Turning a sharp
corner, he thought he heard strange sounds. These grew, as he went on,
to a scuffling and growling and squeaking; and the noise increased,
until, turning a second sharp corner, he found himself in the midst of
it, and the same moment tumbled over a wallowing mass, which he knew
must be a knot of the cobs' creatures. Before he could recover his
feet, he had caught some great scratches on his face and several severe
bites on his legs and arms. But as he scrambled to get up, his hand
fell upon his pickaxe, and before the horrid beasts could do him any
serious harm, he was laying about with it right and left in the dark.
The hideous cries which followed gave him the satisfaction of knowing
that he had punished some of them pretty smartly for their rudeness,
and by their scampering and their retreating howls, he perceived that
he had routed them. He stood for a little, weighing his battle-axe in
his hand as if it had been the most precious lump of metal—but indeed
no lump of gold itself could have been so precious at the time as that
common tool—then untied the end of the string from it, put the ball in
his pocket, and still stood thinking. It was clear that the cobs'
creatures had found his axe, had between them carried it off, and had
so led him he knew not where. But for all his thinking he could not
tell what he ought to do, until suddenly he became aware of a glimmer
of light in the distance. Without a moment's hesitation he set out for
it, as fast as the unknown and rugged way would permit. Yet again
turning a corner, led by the dim light, he spied something quite new in
his experience of the underground regions—a small irregular shape of
something shining. Going up to it, he found it was a piece of mica, or
Muscovy glass, called sheep-silver in Scotland, and the light flickered
as if from a fire behind it. After trying in vain for some time to
discover an entrance to the place where it was burning, he came at
length to a small chamber in which an opening, high in the wall,
revealed a glow beyond. To this opening he managed to scramble up, and
then he saw a strange sight.</p>
<p>Below sat a little group of goblins around a fire, the smoke of which
vanished in the darkness far aloft. The sides of the cave were full of
shining minerals like those of the palace hall; and the company was
evidently of a superior order, for every one wore stones about head, or
arms, or waist, shining dull gorgeous colours in the light of the fire.
Nor had Curdie looked long before he recognized the king himself, and
found that he had made his way into the inner apartment of the royal
family. He had never had such a good chance of hearing something. He
crept through the hole as softly as he could, scrambled a good way down
the wall towards them without attracting attention, and then sat down
and listened. The king, evidently the queen, and probably the crown
prince and the Prime Minister were talking together. He was sure of
the queen by her shoes, for as she warmed her feet at the fire, he saw
them quite plainly.</p>
<p>'That will be fun!' said the one he took for the crown prince. It was
the first whole sentence he heard.</p>
<p>'I don't see why you should think it such a grand affair!' said his
stepmother, tossing her head backward.</p>
<p>'You must remember, my spouse,' interposed His Majesty, as if making
excuse for his son, 'he has got the same blood in him. His mother—'</p>
<p>'Don't talk to me of his mother! You positively encourage his
unnatural fancies. Whatever belongs to that mother ought to be cut out
of him.'</p>
<p>'You forget yourself, my dear!' said the king.</p>
<p>'I don't,' said the queen, 'nor you either. If you expect me to
approve of such coarse tastes, you will find yourself mistaken. I
don't wear shoes for nothing.'</p>
<p>'You must acknowledge, however,' the king said, with a little groan,
'that this at least is no whim of Harelip's, but a matter of State
policy. You are well aware that his gratification comes purely from
the pleasure of sacrificing himself to the public good.</p>
<p>Does it not, Harelip?'</p>
<p>'Yes, father; of course it does. Only it will be nice to make her cry.
I'll have the skin taken off between her toes, and tie them up till
they grow together. Then her feet will be like other people's, and
there will be no occasion for her to wear shoes.'</p>
<p>'Do you mean to insinuate I've got toes, you unnatural wretch?' cried
the queen; and she moved angrily towards Harelip. The councillor,
however, who was betwixt them, leaned forward so as to prevent her
touching him, but only as if to address the prince.</p>
<p>'Your Royal Highness,' he said, 'possibly requires to be reminded that
you have got three toes yourself—one on one foot, two on the other.'</p>
<p>'Ha! ha! ha!' shouted the queen triumphantly.</p>
<p>The councillor, encouraged by this mark of favour, went on.</p>
<p>'It seems to me, Your Royal Highness, it would greatly endear you to
your future people, proving to them that you are not the less one of
themselves that you had the misfortune to be born of a sun-mother, if
you were to command upon yourself the comparatively slight operation
which, in a more extended form, you so wisely meditate with regard to
your future princess.'</p>
<p>'Ha! ha! ha!' laughed the queen louder than before, and the king and
the minister joined in the laugh. Harelip growled, and for a few
moments the others continued to express their enjoyment of his
discomfiture.</p>
<p>The queen was the only one Curdie could see with any distinctness. She
sat sideways to him, and the light of the fire shone full upon her
face. He could not consider her handsome. Her nose was certainly
broader at the end than its extreme length, and her eyes, instead of
being horizontal, were set up like two perpendicular eggs, one on the
broad, the other on the small end. Her mouth was no bigger than a
small buttonhole until she laughed, when it stretched from ear to
ear—only, to be sure, her ears were very nearly in the middle of her
cheeks.</p>
<p>Anxious to hear everything they might say, Curdie ventured to slide
down a smooth part of the rock just under him, to a projection below,
upon which he thought to rest. But whether he was not careful enough,
or the projection gave way, down he came with a rush on the floor of
the cavern, bringing with him a great rumbling shower of stones.</p>
<p>The goblins jumped from their seats in more anger than consternation,
for they had never yet seen anything to be afraid of in the palace.
But when they saw Curdie with his pick in his hand their rage was
mingled with fear, for they took him for the first of an invasion of
miners. The king notwithstanding drew himself up to his full height of
four feet, spread himself to his full breadth of three and a half, for
he was the handsomest and squarest of all the goblins, and strutting up
to Curdie, planted himself with outspread feet before him, and said
with dignity:</p>
<p>'Pray what right have you in my palace?'</p>
<p>'The right of necessity, Your Majesty,' answered Curdie. 'I lost my
way and did not know where I was wandering to.'</p>
<p>'How did you get in?'</p>
<p>'By a hole in the mountain.'</p>
<p>'But you are a miner! Look at your pickaxe!'</p>
<p>Curdie did look at it, answering:</p>
<p>'I came upon it lying on the ground a little way from here. I tumbled
over some wild beasts who were playing with it. Look, Your Majesty.'
And Curdie showed him how he was scratched and bitten.</p>
<p>The king was pleased to find him behave more politely than he had
expected from what his people had told him concerning the miners, for
he attributed it to the power of his own presence; but he did not
therefore feel friendly to the intruder.</p>
<p>'You will oblige me by walking out of my dominions at once,' he said,
well knowing what a mockery lay in the words.</p>
<p>'With pleasure, if Your Majesty will give me a guide,' said Curdie.</p>
<p>'I will give you a thousand,' said the king with a scoffing air of
magnificent liberality.</p>
<p>'One will be quite sufficient,' said Curdie.</p>
<p>But the king uttered a strange shout, half halloo, half roar, and in
rushed goblins till the cave was swarming. He said something to the
first of them which Curdie could not hear, and it was passed from one
to another till in a moment the farthest in the crowd had evidently
heard and understood it. They began to gather about him in a way he
did not relish, and he retreated towards the wall. They pressed upon
him.</p>
<p>'Stand back,' said Curdie, grasping his pickaxe tighter by his knee.</p>
<p>They only grinned and pressed closer. Curdie bethought himself and
began to rhyme.</p>
<br/>
<p class="poem">
'Ten, twenty, thirty—<br/>
You're all so very dirty!<br/>
Twenty, thirty, forty—<br/>
You're all so thick and snorty!<br/>
'Thirty, forty, fifty—<br/>
You're all so puff-and-snifty!<br/>
Forty, fifty, sixty—<br/>
Beast and man so mixty!<br/></p>
<p class="poem">
'Fifty, sixty, seventy—<br/>
Mixty, maxty, leaventy!<br/>
Sixty, seventy, eighty—<br/>
All your cheeks so slaty!<br/></p>
<p class="poem">
'Seventy, eighty, ninety,<br/>
All your hands so flinty!<br/>
Eighty, ninety, hundred,<br/>
Altogether dundred!'<br/></p>
<br/>
<p>The goblins fell back a little when he began, and made horrible
grimaces all through the rhyme, as if eating something so disagreeable
that it set their teeth on edge and gave them the creeps; but whether
it was that the rhyming words were most of them no words at all, for, a
new rhyme being considered the more efficacious, Curdie had made it on
the spur of the moment, or whether it was that the presence of the king
and queen gave them courage, I cannot tell; but the moment the rhyme
was over they crowded on him again, and out shot a hundred long arms,
with a multitude of thick nailless fingers at the ends of them, to lay
hold upon him. Then Curdie heaved up his axe. But being as gentle as
courageous and not wishing to kill any of them, he turned the end which
was square and blunt like a hammer, and with that came down a great
blow on the head of the goblin nearest him. Hard as the heads of all
goblins are, he thought he must feel that. And so he did, no doubt;
but he only gave a horrible cry, and sprung at Curdie's throat.
Curdie, however, drew back in time, and just at that critical moment
remembered the vulnerable part of the goblin body. He made a sudden
rush at the king and stamped with all his might on His Majesty's feet.
The king gave a most unkingly howl and almost fell into the fire.
Curdie then rushed into the crowd, stamping right and left. The
goblins drew back, howling on every side as he approached, but they
were so crowded that few of those he attacked could escape his tread;
and the shrieking and roaring that filled the cave would have appalled
Curdie but for the good hope it gave him. They were tumbling over each
other in heaps in their eagerness to rush from the cave, when a new
assailant suddenly faced him—the queen, with flaming eyes and expanded
nostrils, her hair standing half up from her head, rushed at him. She
trusted in her shoes: they were of granite—hollowed like French
sabots. Curdie would have endured much rather than hurt a woman, even
if she was a goblin; but here was an affair of life and death:
forgetting her shoes, he made a great stamp on one of her feet. But
she instantly returned it with very different effect, causing him
frightful pain, and almost disabling him. His only chance with her
would have been to attack the granite shoes with his pickaxe, but
before he could think of that she had caught him up in her arms and was
rushing with him across the cave. She dashed him into a hole in the
wall, with a force that almost stunned him. But although he could not
move, he was not too far gone to hear her great cry, and the rush of
multitudes of soft feet, followed by the sounds of something heaved up
against the rock; after which came a multitudinous patter of stones
falling near him. The last had not ceased when he grew very faint, for
his head had been badly cut, and at last insensible.</p>
<p>When he came to himself there was perfect silence about him, and utter
darkness, but for the merest glimmer in one tiny spot. He crawled to
it, and found that they had heaved a slab against the mouth of the
hole, past the edge of which a poor little gleam found its way from the
fire. He could not move it a hairbreadth, for they had piled a great
heap of stones against it. He crawled back to where he had been lying,
in the faint hope of finding his pickaxe, But after a vain search he
was at last compelled to acknowledge himself in an evil plight. He sat
down and tried to think, but soon fell fast asleep.</p>
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