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<h2> CHAPTER XIII. TOUCHING THE FIRST DAYS OF HER PROBATION </h2>
<p>The result of her sleeping was, that Diana's humour, locked up overnight,
insisted on an excursion, as she lay with half-buried head and open
eyelids, thinking of the firm of lawyers she had to see; and to whom, and
to the legal profession generally, she would be, under outward courtesies,
nothing other than 'the woman Warwick.' She pursued the woman Warwick
unmercifully through a series of interviews with her decorous and
crudely-minded defenders; accurately perusing them behind their senior
staidness. Her scorching sensitiveness sharpened her intelligence in
regard to the estimate of discarded wives entertained by men of business
and plain men of the world, and she drove the woman Warwick down their
ranks, amazed by the vision of a puppet so unlike to herself in reality,
though identical in situation. That woman, reciting her side of the case,
gained a gradual resemblance to Danvers; she spoke primly; perpetually the
creature aired her handkerchief; she was bent on softening those
sugarloaves, the hard business-men applying to her for facts. Facts were
treated as unworthy of her; mere stuff of the dustheap, mutton-bones, old
shoes; she swam above them in a cocoon of her spinning, sylphidine,
unseizable; and between perplexing and mollifying the slaves of facts, she
saw them at their heels, a tearful fry, abjectly imitative of her
melodramatic performances. The spectacle was presented of a band of legal
gentlemen vociferating mightily for swords and the onset, like the
Austrian empress's Magyars, to vindicate her just and holy cause. Our
Law-courts failing, they threatened Parliament, and for a last resort, the
country! We are not going to be the woman Warwick without a stir, my
brethren.</p>
<p>Emma, an early riser that morning, for the purpose of a private
consultation with Mr. Redworth, found her lying placidly wakeful, to judge
by appearances.</p>
<p>'You have not slept, my dear child?'</p>
<p>'Perfectly,' said Diana, giving her hand and offering the lips. 'I'm only
having a warm morning bath in bed,' she added, in explanation of a chill
moisture that the touch of her exposed skin betrayed; for whatever the fun
of the woman Warwick, there had been sympathetic feminine horrors in the
frame of the sentient woman.</p>
<p>Emma fancied she kissed a quiet sufferer. A few remarks very soon set her
wildly laughing. Both were laughing when Danvers entered the room, rather
guilty, being late; and the sight of the prim-visaged maid she had been
driving among the lawyers kindled Diana's comic imagination to such a
pitch that she ran riot in drolleries, carrying her friend headlong on the
tide.</p>
<p>'I have not laughed so much since you were married,' said Emma.</p>
<p>'Nor I, dear; proving that the bar to it was the ceremony,' said Diana.</p>
<p>She promised to remain at Copsley three days. 'Then for the campaign in
Mr. Redworth's metropolis. I wonder whether I may ask him to get me
lodgings: a sitting-room and two bedrooms. The Crossways has a board up
for letting. I should prefer to be my own tenant; only it would give me a
hundred pounds more to get a substitute's money. I should like to be at
work writing instantly. Ink is my opium, and the pen my nigger, and he
must dig up gold for me. It is written. Danvers, you can make ready to
dress me when I ring.'</p>
<p>Emma helped the beautiful woman to her dressing-gown and the step from her
bed. She had her thoughts, and went down to Redworth at the
breakfast-table, marvelling that any husband other than a madman could
cast such a jewel away. The material loveliness eclipses intellectual
qualities in such reflections.</p>
<p>'He must be mad,' she said, compelled to disburden herself in a congenial
atmosphere; which, however, she infrigidated by her overflow of
exclamatory wonderment—a curtain that shook voluminous folds, luring
Redworth to dreams of the treasure forfeited. He became rigidly practical.</p>
<p>'Provision will have to be made for her. Lukin must see Mr. Warwick. She
will do wisely to stay with friends in town, mix in company. Women are the
best allies for such cases. Who are her solicitors?'</p>
<p>'They are mine: Braddock, Thorpe, and Simnel.'</p>
<p>'A good firm. She is in safe hands with them. I dare say they may come to
an arrangement.'</p>
<p>'I should wish it. She will never consent.'</p>
<p>Redworth shrugged. A woman's 'never' fell far short of outstripping the
sturdy pedestrian Time, to his mind.</p>
<p>Diana saw him drive off to catch the coach in the valley, regulated to
meet the train, and much though she liked him, she was not sorry that he
had gone. She felt the better clad for it. She would have rejoiced to
witness the departure on wings of all her friends, except Emma, to whom
her coldness overnight had bound her anew warmly in contrition. And yet
her friends were well-beloved by her; but her emotions were distraught.</p>
<p>Emma told her that Mr. Redworth had undertaken to hire a suite of
convenient rooms, and to these she looked forward, the nest among
strangers, where she could begin to write, earning bread: an idea that,
with the pride of independence, conjured the pleasant morning smell of a
bakery about her.</p>
<p>She passed three peaceable days at Copsley, at war only with the luxury of
the house. On the fourth, a letter to Lady Dunstane from Redworth gave the
address of the best lodgings he could find, and Diana started for London.</p>
<p>She had during a couple of weeks, besides the first fresh exercising of
her pen, as well as the severe gratification of economy, a savage
exultation in passing through the streets on foot and unknown. Save for
the plunges into the office of her solicitors, she could seem to herself a
woman who had never submitted to the yoke. What a pleasure it was, after
finishing a number of pages, to start Eastward toward the lawyer-regions,
full of imaginary cropping incidents, and from that churchyard Westward,
against smoky sunsets, or in welcome fogs, an atom of the crowd! She had
an affection for the crowd. They clothed her. She laughed at the gloomy
forebodings of Danvers concerning the perils environing ladies in the
streets after dark alone. The lights in the streets after dark and the
quick running of her blood, combined to strike sparks of fancy and
inspirit the task of composition at night. This new, strange, solitary
life, cut off from her adulatory society, both by the shock that made the
abyss and by the utter foreignness, threw her in upon her natural forces,
recasting her, and thinning away her memory of her past days, excepting
girlhood, into the remote. She lived with her girlhood as with a simple
little sister. They were two in one, and she corrected the dreams of the
younger, protected and counselled her very sagely, advising her to love
Truth and look always to Reality for her refreshment. She was ready to
say, that no habitable spot on our planet was healthier and pleasanter
than London. As to the perils haunting the head of Danvers, her
experiences assured her of a perfect immunity from them; and the maligned
thoroughfares of a great city, she was ready to affirm, contrasted
favourably with certain hospitable halls.</p>
<p>The long-suffering Fates permitted her for a term to enjoy the generous
delusion. Subsequently a sweet surprise alleviated the shock she had
sustained. Emma Dunstane's carriage was at her door, and Emma entered her
sitting-room, to tell her of having hired a house in the neighbourhood,
looking on the park. She begged to have her for guest, sorrowfully
anticipating the refusal. At least they were to be near one another.</p>
<p>'You really like this life in lodgings?' asked Emma, to whom the stiff
furniture and narrow apartments were a dreariness, the miserably small
fire of the sitting-room an aspect of cheerless winter.</p>
<p>'I do,' said Diana; 'yes,' she added with some reserve, and smiled at her
damped enthusiasm, 'I can eat when I like, walk, work—and I am
working! My legs and my pen demand it. Let me be independent! Besides, I
begin to learn something of the bigger world outside the one I know, and I
crush my mincing tastes. In return for that, I get a sense of strength I
had not when I was a drawing-room exotic. Much is repulsive. But I am
taken with a passion for reality.'</p>
<p>They spoke of the lawyers, and the calculated period of the trial; of the
husband too, in his inciting belief in the falseness of his wife. 'That is
his excuse,' Diana said, her closed mouth meditatively dimpling the comers
over thoughts of his grounds for fury. He had them, though none for the
incriminating charge. The Sphinx mouth of the married woman at war and at
bay must be left unriddled. She and the law differed in their
interpretation of the dues of wedlock.</p>
<p>But matters referring to her case were secondary with Diana beside the
importance of her storing impressions. Her mind required to hunger for
something, and this Reality which frequently she was forced to loathe, she
forced herself proudly to accept, despite her youthfulness. Her philosophy
swallowed it in the lump, as the great serpent his meal; she hoped to
digest it sleeping likewise. Her visits of curiosity to the Law Courts,
where she stood spying and listening behind a veil, gave her a great deal
of tough substance to digest. There she watched the process of the
tortures to be applied to herself, and hardened her senses for the ordeal.
She saw there the ribbed and shanked old skeleton world on which our fair
fleshly is moulded. After all, your Fool's Paradise is not a garden to
grow in. Charon's ferry-boat is not thicker with phantoms. They do not
live in mind or soul. Chiefly women people it: a certain class of limp
men; women for the most part: they are sown there. And put their garden
under the magnifying glass of intimacy, what do we behold? A world not
better than the world it curtains, only foolisher.</p>
<p>Her conversations with Lady Dunstane brought her at last to the point of
her damped enthusiasm. She related an incident or two occurring in her
career of independence, and they discussed our state of civilization
plainly and gravely, save for the laughing peals her phrases occasionally
provoked; as when she named the intruders and disturbers of
solitarily-faring ladies, 'Cupid's footpads.' Her humour was created to
swim on waters where a prescribed and cultivated prudery should pretend to
be drowning.</p>
<p>'I was getting an exalted idea of English gentlemen, Emmy. “Rich and rare
were the gems she wore.” I was ready to vow that one might traverse the
larger island similarly respected. I praised their chivalry. I thought it
a privilege to live in such a land. I cannot describe to you how
delightful it was to me to walk out and home generally protected. I might
have been seriously annoyed but that one of the clerks-“articled,” he
called himself—of our lawyers happened to be by. He offered to guard
me, and was amusing with his modest tiptoe air. No, I trust to the English
common man more than ever. He is a man of honour. I am convinced he is
matchless in any other country, except Ireland. The English gentleman
trades on his reputation.'</p>
<p>He was condemned by an afflicted delicacy, the sharpest of critical
tribunals.</p>
<p>Emma bade her not to be too sweeping from a bad example.</p>
<p>'It is not a single one,' said Diana. 'What vexes me and frets me is, that
I must be a prisoner, or allow Danvers to mount guard. And I can't see the
end of it. And Danvers is no magician. She seems to know her countrymen,
though. She warded one of them off, by saying to me: “This is the
crossing, my lady.” He fled.'</p>
<p>Lady Dunstane affixed the popular title to the latter kind of gentleman.
She was irritated on her friend's behalf, and against the worrying of her
sisterhood, thinking in her heart, nevertheless, that the passing of a
face and figure like Diana's might inspire honourable emotions, pitiable
for being hapless.</p>
<p>'If you were with me, dear, you would have none of these annoyances,' she
said, pleading forlornly.</p>
<p>Diana smiled to herself. 'No! I should relapse into softness. This life
exactly suits my present temper. My landlady is respectful and attentive;
the little housemaid is a willing slave; Danvers does not despise them
pugnaciously; they make a home for me, and I am learning daily. Do you
know, the less ignorant I become, the more considerate I am for the
ignorance of others—I love them for it.' She squeezed Emma's hand
with more meaning than her friend apprehended. 'So I win my advantage from
the trifles I have to endure. They are really trifles, and I should once
have thought them mountains!'</p>
<p>For the moment Diana stipulated that she might not have to encounter
friends or others at Lady Dunstane's dinner-table, and the season not
being favourable to those gatherings planned by Lady Dunstane in her
project of winning supporters, there was a respite, during which Sir Lukin
worked manfully at his three Clubs to vindicate Diana's name from the
hummers and hawers, gaining half a dozen hot adherents, and a body of
lukewarm, sufficiently stirred to be desirous to see the lady. He worked
with true champion zeal, although an interview granted him by the husband
settled his opinion as to any possibility of the two ever coming to terms.
Also it struck him that if he by misadventure had been a woman and the
wife of such a fellow, by Jove!... his apostrophe to the father of the
gods of pagandom signifying the amount of matter Warwick would have had
reason to complain of in earnest. By ricochet his military mind rebounded
from his knowledge of himself to an ardent, faith in Mrs. Warwick's
innocence; for, as there was no resemblance between them, there must, he
deduced, be a difference in their capacity for enduring the perpetual
company of a prig, a stick, a petrified poser. Moreover, the novel act of
advocacy, and the nature of the advocacy, had effect on him. And then he
recalled the scene in the winter beech-woods, and Diana's wild-deer eyes;
her, perfect generosity to a traitor and fool. How could he have doubted
her? Glimpses of the corrupting cause for it partly penetrated his
density: a conqueror of ladies, in mid-career, doubts them all. Of course
he had meant no harm, nothing worse than some petty philandering with the
loveliest woman of her time. And, by Jove! it was worth the rebuff to
behold the Beauty in her wrath.</p>
<p>The reflections of Lothario, however much tending tardily to do justice to
a particular lady, cannot terminate wholesomely. But he became a gallant
partisan. His portrayal of Mr. Warwick to his wife and his friends was
fine caricature. 'The fellow had his hand up at my first word—stood
like a sentinel under inspection. “Understand, Sir Lukin, that I receive
you simply as an acquaintance. As an intermediary, permit me to state that
you are taking superfluous trouble. The case must proceed. It is final.
She is at liberty, in the meantime, to draw on my bankers for the
provision she may need, at the rate of five hundred pounds per annum.” He
spoke of “the lady now bearing my name.” He was within an inch of saying
“dishonouring.” I swear I heard the “dis,” and he caught himself up. He
“again declined any attempt towards reconciliation.” It could “only be
founded on evasion of the truth to be made patent on the day of trial.”
Half his talk was lawyers' lingo. The fellow's teeth looked like frost. If
Lot's wife had a brother, his name's Warwick. How Diana Merion, who could
have had the pick of the best of us, ever came to marry a fellow like
that, passes my comprehension, queer creatures as women are! He can ride;
that's about all he can do. I told him Mrs. Warwick had no thought of
reconciliation. “Then, Sir Lukin, you will perceive that we have no
standpoint for a discussion.” I told him the point was, for a man of
honour not to drag his wife before the public, as he had no case to stand
on—less than nothing. You should have seen the fellow's face. He
shot a sneer up to his eyelids, and flung his head back. So I said,
“Good-day.” He marches me to the door, “with his compliments to Lady
Dunstane.” I could have floored him for that. Bless my soul, what fellows
the world is made of, when here's a man, calling himself a gentleman, who,
just because he gets in a rage with his wife for one thing or another—and
past all competition the handsomest woman of her day, and the cleverest,
the nicest, the best of the whole boiling—has her out for a public
horsewhipping, and sets all the idiots of the kingdom against her! I tried
to reason with him. He made as if he were going to sleep standing.'</p>
<p>Sir Lukin gratified Lady Dunstane by his honest championship of Diana. And
now, in his altered mood (the thrice indebted rogue was just cloudily
conscious of a desire to propitiate his dear wife by serving her friend),
he began a crusade against the scandal-newspapers, going with an Irish
military comrade straight to the editorial offices, and leaving his card
and a warning that the chastisement for print of the name of the lady in
their columns would be personal and condign. Captain Carew Mahony, albeit
unacquainted with Mrs. Warwick, had espoused her cause. She was a woman,
she was an Irishwoman, she was a beautiful woman. She had, therefore,
three positive claims on him as a soldier and a man. Other Irish
gentlemen, animated by the same swelling degrees, were awaking to the
intimation that they might be wanted. Some words were dropped here and
there by General Lord Larrian: he regretted his age and infirmities. A
goodly regiment for a bodyguard might have been selected to protect her
steps in the public streets; when it was bruited that the General had sent
her a present of his great Newfoundland dog, Leander, to attend on her and
impose a required respect. But as it chanced that her address was unknown
to the volunteer constabulary, they had to assuage their ardour by
thinking the dog luckier than they.</p>
<p>The report of the dog was a fact. He arrived one morning at Diana's
lodgings, with a soldier to lead him, and a card to introduce:—the
Hercules of dogs, a very ideal of the species, toweringly big, benevolent,
reputed a rescuer of lives, disdainful of dog-fighting, devoted to his
guardian's office, with a majestic paw to give and the noblest
satisfaction in receiving caresses ever expressed by mortal male enfolded
about the head, kissed, patted, hugged, snuggled, informed that he was his
new mistress's one love and darling.</p>
<p>She despatched a thrilling note of thanks to Lord Larrian, sure of her
touch upon an Irish heart.</p>
<p>The dog Leander soon responded to the attachment of a mistress enamoured
of him. 'He is my husband,' she said to Emma, and started a tear in the
eyes of her smiling friend; 'he promises to trust me, and never to have
the law of me, and to love my friends as his own; so we are certain to
agree.' In rain, snow, sunshine, through the parks and the streets, he was
the shadow of Diana, commanding, on the whole, apart from some desperate
attempts to make him serve as introducer, a civilized behaviour in the
legions of Cupid's footpads. But he helped, innocently enough, to create
an enemy.</p>
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