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<h1> THE THIRTEENTH CHAIR </h1>
<h2> A Play in Three Acts </h2>
<h3><b> BY BAYARD VEILLER </b></h3>
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<h2> THE THIRTEENTH CHAIR </h2>
<p>Produced at The Duke of York's Theatre, London, on October the 16th,
1917, with the following cast of characters:—</p>
<table align="center" summary="Cast of Characters" style="margin-left:5%;">
<tr><td> ROSCOE CROSBY </td><td align="right"><i>Mr. Charles Rock</i></td></tr>
<tr><td> WILLIAM CROSBY </td><td align="right"><i>Mr. Lionel Belcher</i></td></tr>
<tr><td> EDWARD WALES </td><td align="right"><i>Mr. Yorke Stephens</i></td></tr>
<tr><td> BRADDISH TRENT </td><td align="right"><i>Mr. Dennis Wyndham</i></td></tr>
<tr><td> HOWARD STANDISH </td><td align="right"><i>Mr Vane Sutton-Vane</i></td></tr>
<tr><td> PHILIP MASON </td><td align="right"><i>Mr. Arthur Finn</i></td></tr>
<tr><td> POLLOCK </td><td align="right"><i>Mr Charles Bishop</i></td></tr>
<tr><td> INSPECTOR DONOHUE </td><td align="right"><i>Mr. James Carew</i></td></tr>
<tr><td> SERGEANT DUNN </td><td align="right"><i>Mr. Frank Harris</i></td></tr>
<tr><td> DOOLAN </td><td align="right"><i>Mr. Denham Charles</i></td></tr>
<tr><td> HELEN O'NEILL </td><td align="right"><i>Miss Hilda Bayley</i></td></tr>
<tr><td> MRS. CROSBY </td><td align="right"><i>Miss Dorothy Hammon</i></td></tr>
<tr><td> MARY EASTWOOD </td><td align="right"><i>Miss Margaret Moffat</i></td></tr>
<tr><td> HELEN TRENT </td><td align="right"><i>Miss Ethel Carrington</i></td></tr>
<tr><td> ELIZABETH ERSKINE </td><td align="right"><i>Miss Grace Darby</i></td></tr>
<tr><td> GRACE STANDISH </td><td align="right"><i>Miss Gladys Maude</i></td></tr>
<tr><td> MME. ROSALIE LA GRANGE </td><td align="right"><i>Mrs. Patrick Campbell</i></td></tr>
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<p>The scene throughout the play is the Italian Room in Roscoe Crosby's
House, New York. The time is evening. The second act takes place ten
minutes later than the first and the third act half an hour later than
the second.</p>
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<h1> THE THIRTEENTH CHAIR </h1>
<h2> ACT I </h2>
<p class="exposition">
<i>The</i> SCENE <i>is the Italian Room in</i> ROSCOE CROSBY'S <i>Home in New York.
It is a handsome room. A plan of the setting will be found at the end of
the play. As the curtain rises</i> Miss HELEN O'NEILL <i>and</i> WILLIAM CROSBY
<i>are discovered standing</i> R.C. <i>They are in each other's arms, and the
rising curtain discloses them as they kiss. The window blinds are
drawn.</i></p>
<p>HELEN. I love you so.</p>
<p>WILLIAM. You are the most wonderful thing in all the world.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>She gives a little laugh and moves away from him a step right</i>.)</p>
<p>HELEN. I can't believe it.</p>
<p>WILLIAM. That I love you?</p>
<p>HELEN. Oh, no, I'm sure of that.</p>
<p>WILLIAM. If there's any doubt in your mind, I'll prove it again.</p>
<p>HELEN. They'll see us. (<i>He takes her in his arms again and kisses her.
She laughs happily. And then turning a little stands with her cheek
pressed against his.</i>) Oh, my dear, my dear!</p>
<p class="exposition">
(MRS. CROSBY, <i>a fashionably dressed and extremely attractive woman,
enters from door down</i> L. <i>She closes the door. She stops for a moment
and watches the lovers and then with a little laugh comes toward them.</i>
MRS. CROSBY <i>is fifty-five and looks ten years younger. She has charm,
beauty and kindliness.</i>)</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY (<i>coming to</i> C. <i>a step</i>). Don't move, you look so
comfortable! (<i>They separate quickly.</i>) Well, are you happy? (<i>To</i> R.C.)</p>
<p>WILLIAM. Oh, mother!</p>
<p>HELEN. Happy!</p>
<p class="stagec">
(MRS. CROSBY <i>crosses to</i> HELEN, <i>pats her hand and stands between</i>
WILLIAM <i>and</i> HELEN R.C.)</p>
<p>WILLIAM. Shall we tell 'em all?</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. Tell them? (<i>She laughs</i>.) What do you think they are?
Blind and deaf? It's been a perfectly wonderful dinner. You were so
blind to everything but each other. Oh, Billy, I thought your father
would have a fit.</p>
<p>HELEN. I thought he had an awful cold, he was coughing terribly.</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. Coughing? He nearly choked to keep from laughing. I told
him I'd send him from the table if he laughed at you.</p>
<p>WILLIAM. Why you never spoke to him once.</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. Child, explain to him that wives don't have to—Oh, I
forget you haven't learned that yet. You know, Billy, I can talk to your
father very effectively without words.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>Crosses to below table</i> R.)</p>
<p>HELEN (<i>turning to</i> MRS. CROSBY). Mrs. Crosby—</p>
<p>WILLIAM. Mother, Nell's all fussed up because we've got money. She
thinks you'll think—I'm—what in novels they call marrying beneath me.</p>
<p>(<i>He and</i> MRS. CROSBY <i>laugh</i>. HELEN <i>looks a little hurt</i>.)</p>
<p>HELEN. Well, he is.</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. Nonsense, child, don't be silly. (<i>Sits down stage end of
table</i>.)</p>
<p>HELEN (<i>moving a step to</i> MRS. CROSBY). It's not silly, Mrs. Crosby.
Everyone will say it, and they'll be right.</p>
<p>WILLIAM. Let's settle this thing now once and for all, then. In the
first place it's all nonsense, and in the second it isn't true—</p>
<p>HELEN. Oh, yes, it is.</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. Oh, the first row! I'll settle this one. Nelly!</p>
<p>WILLIAM. Now then, Nell, out with it, get it all out of your system.</p>
<p>HELEN. In the first place, it's the money.</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. Yes, but—Helen—</p>
<p>HELEN. Please, let me say it all. You have social position, great
wealth, charming friends, everything that makes life worth—Oh, what's
the use? You know as well as I do the great difference between us, and—</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. My dear child, suppose we admit all that, what then?</p>
<p>HELEN. But don't you see—</p>
<p>WILLIAM (<i>embracing her in front of table</i> R.). You little idiot!
I don't see anything but you.</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. You love each other, that's the whole of it, children.
Suppose you listen to an old woman.</p>
<p>WILLIAM. Old! Huh!</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. Well, old enough. If Billy was the usual rich man's son it
might be different. There might be something in what you say. But thank
God he isn't. Mind you, I don't say he wasn't like most of them when he
was younger. I dare say he was, I know he went to supper with a chorus
girl once.</p>
<p>WILLIAM. Twice.</p>
<p>HELEN. What was she like?</p>
<p>WILLIAM. Like a chorus girl.</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. The trouble with you, my dear, is that you've been reading
novels. When Billy's father married me, I was a school teacher, and he
was a clerk. We didn't have any money, but we were awfully in love—we
still rather like each other. Now just for the sake of argument, suppose
we should have acted like stern parents, what would be the use? Billy's
in business for himself, he's making his own money, he can marry when he
wants to and as he wants to, and if you want my real opinion, I don't
mind confessing that I think he's pretty lucky to get you.</p>
<p>WILLIAM. There!</p>
<p>HELEN. But you know so little about me.</p>
<p>WILLIAM. Oh, rot!</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY (<i>to</i> WILLIAM). Thank you, Billy. I was trying to think of
an effective word. (<i>To</i> HELEN.) You've been my private secretary for
over a year, and no matter how much my looks belie it, I'm not a bit of
a fool. I know a great deal about you.</p>
<p>HELEN. My family—</p>
<p>WILLIAM (C.). I'm not marrying your family!</p>
<p>HELEN. I'm afraid you are.</p>
<p>WILLIAM. Oh!</p>
<p>HELEN. There's only mother.</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY (<i>rising and moving to</i> HELEN'S <i>side in front of table</i>
R.). Oh, my dear, forgive me. Your mother should have been here
to-night.</p>
<p>HELEN. No, my mother—Mrs. Crosby—mother doesn't go out—she'd be
unhappy here, and you'd be uncomfortable if she came. You'll find her
trying sometimes, you'll think she's common. Oh, don't misunderstand me.
She's the most wonderful mother in the world. And she's—</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. Suppose, my dear, that we take your mother for granted.
(<i>She crosses to a position between</i> WILLIAM <i>and</i> HELEN.) Take us as
you find us and we will try to be happy.</p>
<p class="exposition">
(<i>Enter</i> CROSBY <i>from door</i> L. <i>He is a fine-looking man of about sixty,
with a pleasant personality, a good deal of charm and that masterful
self-possession which sometimes marks the man of affairs. It is always
evident that the most delightful intimacy exists between himself and his
wife.</i>)</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. Well, Roscoe?</p>
<p>CROSBY (<i>moves to</i> L.C.). Welcome, my dear. (HELEN <i>crosses to him and
he takes her in his arms</i>.)</p>
<p>HELEN. Oh, Mr. Crosby—I—</p>
<p>CROSBY (<i>placing</i> HELEN L. <i>of him with arm still around her, reaching
his other hand to</i> WILLIAM). Bill, shake!</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>Father and son shake hands.</i>)</p>
<p class="stagec">
(CROSBY <i>looks at his wife and they laugh gently.</i>)</p>
<p>Shall I tell 'em?</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY (<i>standing in front of table over</i> R.). I would.</p>
<p>WILLIAM (R.C.) Tell us what?</p>
<p>CROSBY (C.). You did this just in time. To-morrow I was going to forbid
you to have anything more to do with this young woman.</p>
<p>HELEN (L. <i>of</i> CROSBY). You see!</p>
<p>WILLIAM. What for?</p>
<p>CROSBY. Your mother and I felt that you were pretty slow with your
love-making——</p>
<p>WILLIAM. Oh, mother!</p>
<p>CROSBY (<i>continuing</i>).—and I knew darned well that if I interfered,
you'd take the girl out and marry her.</p>
<p>HELEN. Oh!</p>
<p>WILLIAM. You old schemer!</p>
<p>CROSBY (<i>crossing over</i> R.C. <i>below</i> MRS. CROSBY). I bet it would have
worked.</p>
<p>WILLIAM (<i>as</i> CROSBY <i>crosses</i> R. WILLIAM <i>slaps him on the back</i>).
It would. (<i>Crosses behind</i> HELEN <i>to</i> L.C.)</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>The door down</i> L. <i>opens and</i> EDWARD WALES <i>enters.</i>)</p>
<p>WALES. I came ahead of the others to tell you—</p>
<p>CROSBY. Why, Ned, old man, you came just in time to congratulate them.
(<i>He points toward</i> WILLIAM <i>and</i> HELEN.)</p>
<p>WALES. On what? (L.C.)</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. They're going to be married: isn't it fine?</p>
<p>WALES. Oh!</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>There is a long pause.</i>)</p>
<p>WILLIAM. You don't congratulate us, Mr. Wales.</p>
<p>WALES. No, Will, I don't. I'm not sure that I can. (<i>Down stage a step</i>.)</p>
<p>CROSBY. Why, Ned?</p>
<p>WILLIAM. I'm afraid that calls for an explanation.</p>
<p>WALES. Yes, I expect that it does.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>There is a long pause.</i>)</p>
<p>WILLIAM. Well?</p>
<p>WALES. I'm sorry, but I can't explain anything until to-morrow.</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. But really, Mr. Wales, don't you think—</p>
<p>WALES. I think my action is almost indefensible. I'm admitting that. But
I have very good reasons for what I am doing. (<i>He turns to</i> CROSBY.)
Roscoe, I've been your close friend for a great many years. You've
trusted me and believed in me. I'm going to ask you to wait. After all,
twenty-four hours can't make any difference, and it may save you all a
great deal of unhappiness.</p>
<p>WILLIAM (<i>coming to</i> WALES <i>a step</i>). This is intolerable.</p>
<p>CROSBY. Ned, I can't understand—</p>
<p>WILLIAM. Father, this is my affair.</p>
<p>WALES. I'm sorry.</p>
<p>WILLIAM. Sorry? I should think you would be.</p>
<p>HELEN. Billy, I told you what would happen. Mr. Wales, I don't know what
you have discovered. But it's nothing of which I am ashamed, nothing.</p>
<p>WILLIAM. Dear, you mustn't mind what he says.</p>
<p>HELEN (<i>crossing in front of</i> WILLIAM <i>and moving a few steps towards</i>
WALES). Oh, but I do, I can't bear it. Why, my mother is the most
wonderful woman in the world. I won't have her attacked. Do you know
what she did? When I was ten years old she sent me away from her. I was
the one thing she had in the world to love and she gave me up because
she thought—because she thought it was the best thing she could do for
me. I was sent to a fine school, then to college, and then when I was
nineteen, quite by accident, I found out that she wasn't dead, as they'd
always told me, and when I went to her all she said was, "Well, my dear,
I wanted to make a lady of you."</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>Turns to</i> WILLIAM C. <i>He takes her in his arms, then</i> HELEN <i>moves
over to</i> R. <i>of him.</i>)</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY (<i>in front of table</i> R.). I think she succeeded, my dear.</p>
<p>WALES (L.C.). Miss O'Neill, I didn't even know that you had a mother.</p>
<p>WILLIAM (C.). Then you'd better tell us now whatever your objection is.</p>
<p>WALES. I can tell you nothing until to-morrow. (<i>He turns to</i> WILLIAM.)
Billy, I'd rather be shot than do what I'm doing. If I'm wrong I'll come
to you gladly and eat dirt. I'll beg this young lady's pardon, on my
knees if she likes. (<i>Voices and laughter heard off</i> L.) Now that's all
I'm going to say about it until then. (<i>Moves up</i> L.)</p>
<p class="exposition">
(<i>The door</i> L. <i>opens</i>. MARY EASTWOOD, HELEN TRENT, ELIZABETH ERSKINE,
GRACE STANDISH, HOWARD STANDISH, PHILIP MASON <i>and</i> BRADDISH TRENT
<i>enter laughing and talking</i>.)</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD (<i>at</i> L.C. <i>To crowd in doorway</i>). And he said whose wife?</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>All laugh</i>.)</p>
<p>WILLIAM (C. HELEN <i>in front of table</i> R.). Quiet, quiet, everybody. I've
got a surprise for you.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>From the people at the door come laughter and buzz of conversation</i>.)</p>
<p>Nellie and I are going to be married.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>Girls rush</i> C. <i>and congratulate</i> HELEN. <i>Men and</i> WILLIAM L.C.
<i>Business ad lib., congratulating him</i>.)</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD (<i>coming to</i> WILLIAM C.). If you hadn't been engaged to
her, she could have you arrested for the way you made eyes at her at
dinner, Billy. But of course, if people will marry—why——(<i>She turns
away</i> R.) I hope you will be awfully happy. (<i>Crosses to</i> MR. <i>and</i> MRS.
CROSBY <i>down</i> R.)</p>
<p>MISS ERSKINE (<i>coming to</i> WILLIAM). Isn't it beautiful? (<i>Moves up to</i>
L. <i>of chesterfield sofa</i>.)</p>
<p>MRS. TRENT (<i>crossing to</i> WILLIAM <i>and kissing him</i>). I'm glad, Billy,
glad.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>Moves over to</i> STANDISH, <i>who is down</i> L. <i>with</i> TRENT. MISS STANDISH
<i>moves to front of table</i> R.)</p>
<p class="exposition">
(WILLIAM <i>and</i> HELEN <i>look around—see that no one is paying attention
to them</i>—WILLIAM <i>sneaks up to door</i> R.C., <i>opens it and he and</i> HELEN
<i>exit quickly</i>. MRS. CROSBY, MR. CROSBY <i>and</i> MISS EASTWOOD <i>are in
front of the table</i> R.C. TRENT, STANDISH, MRS. TRENT, MASON <i>talking
together over</i> L. WALES <i>up</i> L. <i>Conversation ad lib. until</i> MISS
EASTWOOD <i>speaks</i>.)</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD (<i>to</i> MRS. CROSBY). Marriage is such an awful gamble.
I know a girl who tried it four times. Billy, I do hope you——
(<i>Turning to</i> C., <i>where</i> WILLIAM <i>was standing</i>.) Why, they are gone!</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>Laughter and buzz of conversation ad lib</i>.)</p>
<p class="exposition">
(Miss EASTWOOD <i>runs up to door</i> R.C., <i>opens it</i>—<i>looks in
dining-room—gives a scream</i>—<i>closes door quickly, comes to right end
of chesterfield</i>. TRENT <i>goes to console table</i> L. <i>of chesterfield,
gets cigarette, lights it, and crosses to</i> C. <i>back of chesterfield in
front of fireplace</i>. STANDISH <i>and</i> MRS. TRENT <i>move to table</i> L. <i>of
chesterfield</i>. WALES <i>and</i> MISS ERSKINE <i>sit on chesterfield facing
audience up</i> C. MRS. CROSBY <i>is still at upper end of table</i> R. CROSBY
<i>talks with</i> MISS EASTWOOD. MASON <i>is the</i> L. <i>end of the chesterfield
facing the audience</i>.)</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>Enter</i> BUTLER <i>from down</i> L.)</p>
<p>BUTLER. Mrs. Crosby, the person you sent the car for has arrived.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>All turn eagerly toward him</i>.)</p>
<p>WALES (<i>rises and moves down</i> L.C.). Can we see her now, Mrs. Crosby?</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. Certainly—Pollock, ask Madame la Grange if she will come
in, please.</p>
<p>BUTLER. Yes, madame.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>He exits and closes the door after him</i>.)</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD (<i>coming down between the large table and the
chesterfield</i>). I'm perfectly thrilled. Do you suppose she expects to be
taken seriously?</p>
<p>MISS ERSKINE. Of course.</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD (<i>at table</i> R.). How funny! If you don't laugh at her, we
can have no end of fun. I'll guy her terribly and she'll never know it.</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY (<i>at table</i> R.). Oh, I wouldn't do that, Mary. She may be
quite in earnest.</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD. Oh, I can't believe that. Madame la Grange! I can see her
now. Tall, black-haired creature, regular adventuress, see if she isn't.
Isn't she, Mr. Wales?</p>
<p>WALES (<i>in front of chesterfield</i>). She's the most remarkable woman I
have ever known.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>Enter</i> BUTLER <i>from door</i> L., <i>coming well on stage</i>).</p>
<p>BUTLER. Madame la Grange.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>Enter</i> MADAME ROSALIE LA GRANGE. <i>She is a woman of about fifty. She
speaks with a marked French accent</i>.)</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Good evening everybody. (<i>The men all rise</i>.)</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. How do you do, Madame la Grange?</p>
<p>ROSALIE. I am well, I thank you, madame.</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. Do come in.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Thank you, madame. (<i>She sees</i> WALES L.C., <i>and goes to him</i>.)
Good evening, Mister Wales. It was kind of you to send the motor-car for
me.</p>
<p>WALES. We wanted you to be comfortable.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. And I was. (<i>She laughs and turns to</i> MRS. CROSBY R.C.) Do you
know, madame, when the gentleman in uniform come for me, I thought at
first it was a policeman.</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. I hope you weren't frightened.</p>
<p class="exposition">
(<i>The positions now are</i>: ROSALIE C., CROSBY R. <i>end of chesterfield</i> C.
MRS. TRENT <i>and</i> STANDISH <i>have moved down</i> L. TRENT <i>comes to</i> L. <i>of
arm-chair.</i> Miss ERSKINE <i>seated on chesterfield up</i> C. MRS. CROSBY <i>at
table</i> R. WALES L.C. <i>and</i> MASON L.C.)</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Oh, no, madame. I should like to see the policeman that could
frighten me. They are nice boys, the policemen.</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD (<i>on the</i> R. <i>side of</i> ROSALIE). Mr. Wales tells us you
are wonderful.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. All women are.</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD (<i>with a meaning glance at the others</i>). So you tell
fortunes?</p>
<p>ROSALIE. No, mademoiselle, I do not. I get messages from those of us
that 'ave passed on. I do not 'old at all with the cards nor tea-leaves
nor any of those tricks.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>All laugh</i>—MISS EASTWOOD <i>loudest</i>.)</p>
<p>Once in a while I give advice. (<i>She turns to</i> MISS EASTWOOD.) If I was
you, mademoiselle, I would not meet Jimmy at the Ritz at three o'clock
to-morrow.</p>
<p class="exposition">
(<i>All laugh</i>. MISS STANDISH <i>crosses to chesterfield</i> C. <i>and sits</i>.
Miss ERSKINE <i>rises and crosses to table</i> R. <i>and sits in arm-chair
upper end.</i> MASON <i>moves up and sits on up stage chesterfield</i>. TRENT
<i>goes to</i> L. <i>end of chesterfield</i>. MISS EASTWOOD <i>is in front of table</i>
R. ROSALIE <i>goes to</i> WALES L.C. CROSBY <i>seats</i> MRS. CROSBY <i>down stage
end of table</i> R., <i>then crosses back of</i> MISS ERSKINE <i>to upper end of
table</i>.)</p>
<p>Well, sir, and how are you?</p>
<p>WALES. We're expecting great things from you to-night, Madame la Grange.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Bien! I hope you will not be disappointed.</p>
<p>CROSBY (<i>above table</i> R., <i>coming</i> C. <i>a step</i>). I suppose there are a
lot of tricks that——</p>
<p>ROSALIE (<i>interrupting him</i>). I suppose mine is the only trade in the
world in which there are tricks, eh, monsieur?</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD (<i>coming to</i> ROSALIE C.). Why shouldn't I meet Jimmy at
the Ritz to-morrow?</p>
<p>ROSALIE. If you do, something awful may 'appen to 'im.</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD. What?</p>
<p>ROSALIE. If you keep meeting Jimmy 'e may marry you.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(MISS EASTWOOD <i>moves up stage a step</i>.)</p>
<p>CROSBY (<i>upper end of table</i> R.). Would you mind telling me how you know
this young lady was going to meet Jimmy at the Ritz to-morrow afternoon?</p>
<p>ROSALIE. She did leave 'is letter in 'er bag in the 'all, and while I
wait I 'ave read it.</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD (C.). How did you know it was my bag?</p>
<p>ROSALIE. The stuff of the bag matches the stuff of your dress.</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY (<i>seated below table</i> R.). Then it is all trickery?</p>
<p>ROSALIE. It is, madame, and it is not. I tell you, madame, most of the
time it is tricks, with even the best of us. But there 'ave been times
in my life when it was not tricks. There 'ave been things I could not
understand myself, messages from them that 'ave passed on, madame. There
is a power—a wonderful power—that come to us. But you never can tell
when it is coming. And if you waited for it you would starve to death.
So when it is not there we use tricks.</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY (<i>seated at lower end of table at</i> R.). I think I
understand.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Do you, madame? I thought you would.</p>
<p class="exposition">
(<i>She moves to and puts her hand-bag on the table</i> R. MRS. TRENT,
<i>seated below door down</i> L., <i>is joined by</i> WALES. MASON <i>is standing in
front of the fireplace</i>.)</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD (<i>coming to</i> R.C.). Don't you think all this is dishonest!</p>
<p>ROSALIE (<i>in front of table</i> R., <i>turning to her</i>). What is dishonest in
it?</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD. Tricking a lot of poor ignorant people.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. It is all in the way you look at it. A widow woman came to me
this mornin' with a breaking 'eart for the man that was gone. I went
into a trance and Laughing Eyes, my spirit control, came with a message
from 'im. She said 'e was in heaven with the angels, and there was no
cold nor 'unger; and the streets were paved with gold, and there was
music and 'appiness everywhere. She told 'er he was thinking of 'er
every day and every hour and watching and waiting for the day she would
come to 'im. Now wasn't that worth fifty cents of any woman's money? And
the man may be in 'ell for all I know!</p>
<p>TRENT (L.C. <i>by arm-chair</i>). What I can't understand is why you are
telling us all this.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(MISS EASTWOOD <i>moves to the chesterfield</i> C.)</p>
<p>MRS. TRENT (<i>seated over L. by door</i>). If we know you are fooling——</p>
<p>ROSALIE (<i>going to</i> TRENT). Did not Mr. Wales tell you?</p>
<p>WALES (L.C.). I've told them nothing.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(MASON <i>drops down</i> R. <i>of chesterfield</i>, STANDISH <i>down</i> L. CROSBY <i>is</i>
R. <i>end of chesterfield</i> C.)</p>
<p>ROSALIE (C.). Well, tell them now, if you please, sir. (<i>Moves to and
sits upper end of table and takes off her gloves</i>.)</p>
<p>WALES (<i>down</i> L.). As I told you some time ago, Madame la Grange has
done a lot of things that we can't explain—-when I asked her to come
here to-night, she said she would under certain conditions.</p>
<p>MASON (<i>between chesterfield and table</i>). You mean test conditions?</p>
<p>WALES. Not exactly. What she said was that no money should pass between
us, and that whatever she did, she would be honest.</p>
<p>MASON (<i>very eagerly, and moving towards</i> ROSALIE). You mean that you
won't play any tricks?</p>
<p>ROSALIE. If I do, I will tell <i>you</i>.</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD (<i>seated on chesterfield</i> C.). Of course we understand all
about spirit rappings.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. You do, eh?</p>
<p>STANDISH (<i>down</i> L.). Well, rather.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(CROSBY <i>sits</i> R. <i>end of chesterfield</i>.)</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Well, well, what do you think of that?</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD. You have to be near a table or something like that and——</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Maybe a chair or a desk would do?</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD. And then in the dark——</p>
<p>ROSALIE. But of course in the dark. And you get one rap for yes and two
raps for no. (<i>There is a short pause</i>. ROSALIE <i>rises, comes down</i> C.
<i>and says</i>:) Are those spirits near?</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>All laugh</i>.)</p>
<p>STANDISH. Oh, no, don't.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>One rap is heard from the back of the fireplace</i>.)</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>Little laugh</i>.)</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD. But—(<i>Rising and coming down</i> L.C. <i>a step</i>.)</p>
<p>MASON. Oh, please keep still—</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>They gather a little closer around</i> ROSALIE.)</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Is it Laughing Eyes?</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>One rap is heard—still louder</i>.)</p>
<p>And you cannot talk to me in the light?</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>One rap</i>.)</p>
<p>Are you 'appy?</p>
<p class="stagec">
(MRS. TRENT <i>rises</i>.)</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>Two raps again</i>.)</p>
<p>Is there someone here you do not like?</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>One rap</i>.)</p>
<p>A gentleman?</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>Two raps</i>.)</p>
<p>Dear, dear, a lady?</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>One rap</i>.)</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>She points to</i> MISS EASTWOOD.)</p>
<p>Is it that one?</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>One rap</i>.)</p>
<p>Laughing Eyes she do not like you.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>General laugh</i>.)</p>
<p>MASON (R.C.). That's the most wonderful thing I ever heard.</p>
<p>STANDISH (<i>down</i> L.). Oh, I don't think——</p>
<p>MASON. It couldn't be a trick. She just stood there. I watched her hands
every minute.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(TRENT <i>goes to arm-chair</i> L.C.)</p>
<p>ROSALIE. You did watch the wrong end of me. I 'ave a wooden sole in my
shoe. (<i>She lifts her skirt and shows that she has taken one foot from
her slipper</i>.) You do it with your foot. Like this. (<i>Laughingly</i>.) It
is a trick.</p>
<p class="exposition">
(MISS EASTWOOD <i>goes to</i> WALES L.C. MRS. TRENT <i>moves up to armchair</i>
L.C. STANDISH <i>up to</i> L. <i>end of chesterfield, and then by the back of
chesterfield to</i> R.C., CROSBY C. MRS. CROSBY <i>is seated at table</i> R.)</p>
<p>MASON (R.C.). Then if we get any messages—</p>
<p>ROSALIE. If you get any messages? Well, sir, I am telling you the truth
now. Most of the time it is a fake. With me as with the others. But
to-night there will be no fake. I am a stranger to all of you except to
Mr. Wales. I do not know who live in this 'ouse. I do not know the name
of any one of you. Mr. Wales told me he wanted me to come 'ere, he said
he would send for me. (<i>Moves to</i> R. <i>end of chesterfield</i>.)
But 'e did not tell me one word about any of you;</p>
<p>WALES (<i>down</i> L.). That is quite true.</p>
<p>TRENT (<i>by arm-chair</i> L.C.). You haven't given her a hint of any sort?</p>
<p>WALES (L.). On my word of honour.</p>
<p>MASON (<i>above table</i> R.). Madame la Grange.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Yes, sir?</p>
<p>MASON. I know a man who saw Palladino lift a table just by putting her
hands on it.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(ROSALIE <i>points to a small console table</i> R. <i>end of settee</i>—<i>it has a
lamp on it</i>. MISS EASTWOOD <i>is at the</i> L. <i>end of chesterfield</i>.)</p>
<p>ROSALIE (<i>putting hand-bag on chair above table</i> R.). Will someone
please take the lamp off that table? And will you bring it to me 'ere?</p>
<p class="exposition">
(MISS STANDISH <i>moves to and takes the lamp and holds it</i>. MASON
<i>brings console table to</i> ROSALIE <i>who comes down</i> C.—<i>the wide side
of the table to audience</i>. ROSALIE <i>puts her hands on table with her
thumbs under its edge and lifts the table and turns right and left</i>.)</p>
<p>You mean like that?</p>
<p>MASON. Yes, I suppose that was it.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. In the dark you would not 'ave noticed my thumbs.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>All laugh</i>. Miss ERSKINE <i>is seated at the back of the table over</i> R.)</p>
<p>But it can be done, it can be done. I do not say that I can do it in the
light, but if you want I will try.</p>
<p>ALL. Oh, yes, yes, of course, please do—yes, yes!</p>
<p>MASON. You mean without any trickery?</p>
<p>ROSALIE (<i>getting back of console table. Turning table around—narrow
side to audience</i>). I mean like this.</p>
<p class="exposition">
(<i>She places the tips of the fingers of both hands on the</i> C. <i>of the
table and stands rigid for a few moments. No one speaks. All watch her
with breathless interest. Slowly the table tips a little to one side,
and then tips in the opposite direction. Then it slowly rises about a
foot from the floor, and then drops suddenly and falls over. There is
a long pause</i>.)</p>
<p>MASON (R. <i>of small table</i>). Good Lord!</p>
<p>WALES (L.C., <i>quietly</i>). What did I tell you?</p>
<p class="exposition">
(<i>There is a long pause, all turn towards</i> ROSALIE <i>to see what she will
do next</i>. MASON <i>takes console table back to its place to the</i> R. <i>end
of the chesterfield</i>. TRENT <i>and</i> MRS. TRENT <i>are over</i> L. STANDISH
<i>and</i> CROSBY C.)</p>
<p>ROSALIE (C.). Now you all do know what I can do, but I can trick you
too; so you will 'ave to take my word for it that I will not. I am not
making to you any promises. I will go into the trance for you and it
will be the real trance and not a fake. My spirit does control a little
girl named Laughing Eyes.</p>
<p>CROSBY. Are you asking us to believe that the spirit of a dead child——</p>
<p>ROSALIE (C.). To them that believe there is no death. Your own religion
teaches you that.</p>
<p>CROSBY. But not that the spirits of the dead can come back to earth.</p>
<p>ROSALIE (<i>moves to chair upper end of table</i> R. CROSBY <i>crosses to</i> R.
<i>end of chesterfield</i>). Monsieur should go and read the Bible. I am not
going to argue with any of you. I did not come 'ere for argument. Most
of you do not believe. You are all of little faith; it is 'ard to get
messages then. Perhaps it would be best if I did go. (<i>Crosses to</i> L.C.
STANDISH <i>has moved to the back of table</i> R.)</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY (<i>at table</i> R.). Oh, no, please stay.</p>
<p>ROSALIE (<i>after hesitating</i>). Madame, I will be glad to.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(WILLIAM <i>and</i> HELEN <i>enter</i> R.C.)</p>
<p>TRENT (<i>down</i> L. <i>of arm-chair</i>). And you're willing to submit
to our conditions?</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Of course, anything in reason—I——</p>
<p>HELEN (<i>coming down</i> R.C.). Why!</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>At the sound of a new voice</i> ROSALIE <i>turns. She gives a little
start, and then moves quickly to</i> HELEN C.)</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Wait! Something is coming to me. Please—not anyone to speak!</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>All laugh</i>.)</p>
<p>(<i>She is close to</i> HELEN <i>and looks at her</i>.) It is a message. Give me
your 'and, mademoiselle.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(HELEN <i>in a good deal of confusion gives</i> ROSALIE <i>her hand</i>. ROSALIE
<i>stands and holds it. Her eyes are closed</i>.)</p>
<p>There is nothing but 'appiness coming to you. The spirits tell me you
are the favourite child of fortune.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(WILLIAM <i>comes down to</i> R.C.)</p>
<p>You will 'ave wealth and prosperity and 'appiness. You will marry the
man you love, and you will be 'appy all your life,</p>
<p class="stagec">
(WALES <i>goes up</i> L. TRENT <i>comes to</i> ROSALIE <i>a step</i>. ROSALIE <i>turns to
the others</i>.)</p>
<p>There is something I want to tell 'er just for 'erself. She is so young,
we must spare her modesty.</p>
<p class="exposition">
(MRS. TRENT <i>goes up</i> L. TRENT, MISS EASTWOOD, <i>and</i> WALES <i>go up</i> L.C.
ROSALIE <i>brings</i> HELEN <i>down</i> L. WILLIAM <i>joins</i> CROSBY <i>and</i> MRS.
CROSBY R. MISS ERSKINE <i>and</i> STANDISH <i>are at the back of table</i> R.)</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>The following lines are spoken by</i> HELEN <i>and</i> ROSALIE <i>in an
undertone</i>.)</p>
<p>HELEN. Mother!</p>
<p>ROSALIE. My darling, I did not know. They just brought me here. You know
I would not 'ave come for anything in the world if I 'ad known.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(HELEN <i>starts to break away</i>. ROSALIE <i>clutches her</i>.)</p>
<p>Don't tell them, dear, don't 'ave me shame you before all your wonderful
friends. I will go in one minute—I will get away from the 'ouse the
first minute I can.</p>
<p>HELEN. But, mother, there's no shame. I'm proud——</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Tell them afterwards if you must tell them, but let me get
away before you do so. (<i>In her normal voice again</i>.) Remember now,
mademoiselle, all the love in the world is 'anging above you and praying
for your 'appiness. Do not let it go for the love of 'Eaven.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>Buzz of conversation</i>. ROSALIE <i>turns to</i> WALES L. HELEN <i>stands
looking after her</i>. WILLIAM <i>comes to</i> HELEN B.C.)</p>
<p>WILLIAM. What did she tell you?</p>
<p>HELEN. You heard most of it. I'll tell you the rest later.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(WILLIAM <i>and</i> HELEN <i>go up</i> R.C.)</p>
<p>ROSALIE. I think I 'ad better go from 'ere.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(MISS EASTWOOD <i>and</i> TRENT <i>come down</i> L.)</p>
<p>WALES. That's absurd. (<i>To the others</i>.) Madame la Grange wants to
call off the seance.</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD (<i>down</i> L.). I thought she might.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(MASON <i>above table</i> R.)</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Did you really, miss?</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. Oh, won't you please stay?</p>
<p class="stagec">
(WILLIAM <i>and</i> HELEN R.C. MISS ERSKINE <i>above table</i> R.)</p>
<p>ROSALIE (<i>coming</i> C.). I am afraid I cannot, madame. I am not feeling
right. I am not just myself, madame.</p>
<p>WALES (L.C.). Really, Madame la Grange? I'm afraid under the
circumstances——</p>
<p>ROSALIE (<i>getting hand-bag from chair</i>). I am very sorry, but I must go
from 'ere.</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD (<i>moving</i> L. <i>of</i> ROSALIE). I think it's a shame to bother
her. And I think she's quite right to go. Her sort of tricks aren't for
people of intelligence.</p>
<p>HELEN. Oh, won't you please stay? (<i>To</i> ROSALIE <i>now</i> C.)</p>
<p>ROSALIE. I must not.</p>
<p>HELEN. Won't you as a great favour to me?</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Well, miss, since you ask it, I will stay.</p>
<p class="exposition">
(MISS EASTWOOD <i>laughs. She and</i> TRENT <i>go up</i> L. CROSBY <i>is by
chesterfield</i> C. MASON <i>below table</i> R. MRS. CROSBY <i>is seated at lower
end of table</i>. MRS. TRENT <i>comes to arm-chair</i> L.C. <i>and sits</i>.)</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. I'm very glad. Really I'm greatly interested.</p>
<p>ROSALIE (<i>crosses</i> R.). Thank you, madame.</p>
<p>CROSBY (<i>coming down</i> C.). I think after what we've seen, we must ask
Madame la Grange to submit to certain conditions.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Anything at all, sir—anything at all.</p>
<p>MASON (<i>down</i> R.). I agree with you. Frankly this woman impresses me.
I think this test should be taken seriously.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(MISS EASTWOOD <i>at the</i> L. <i>end of the chesterfield, laughs</i>.)</p>
<p>WALES (L.C.). Just what I was going to say.</p>
<p>CROSBY (R.C.). If you will submit to the conditions we impose, Madame la
Grange, and then show us any manifestations, I will never scoff at
anything again.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Scoffing is the easiest thing anybody can do.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(CROSBY <i>crosses down</i> R. <i>below table</i>.)</p>
<p>If I could stop that even in one person, it would be a good thing. What
is it that you do want?</p>
<p>CROSBY. I want the window fastened.</p>
<p>MASON. That's the idea.</p>
<p>CROSBY (<i>coming in front of table</i> R.). Then we will have the doors
locked. Will that be all right?</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Oh, certainly all right.</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD (<i>coming down</i> L.C.). At the risk of seeming unnecessarily
sceptical, I'm going to suggest that we search Madame la Grange—that
is, of course, if she's willing.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(MISS ERSKINE <i>and</i> MISS STANDISH <i>are at back of table</i> R.)</p>
<p>ROSALIE (C.). But why not? There are no 'oles in my stockings.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>All laugh</i>.)</p>
<p>MASON (<i>down</i> R.). I suppose it's going to be difficult for you to get
results if we are all so antagonistic, Madame la Grange?</p>
<p class="stagec">
(MISS EASTWOOD <i>goes up</i> L.C.)</p>
<p>ROSALIE. It is, sir, and it is not. If there is any who wants to
communicate with any 'ere, maybe they can reach us. I do not know. I do
not understand you. I showed you all the tricks; would I have done that,
if I wanted to—to—fool you? Certainly I would not. Then why will you
not believe that I am 'onest?</p>
<p>WALES (<i>down</i> L.). I'm sure Madame la Grange is perfectly honest.
We've made certain stipulations to which she has agreed. I think we've
discussed matters enough already. We're ready if you are, Madame la
Grange.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. I am ready.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(CROSBY <i>looks at window fastenings</i> R.)</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY (<i>seated at table over</i> R.). Do you know, I don't believe it
will be necessary to subject Madame la Grange to being searched. I'm
quite sure we can spare her that indignity.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. I do not mind if you fine ladies will not be shocked at seeing
my plain lingerie.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(WALES <i>moves up</i> L. <i>General laugh</i>. Miss ERSKINE <i>joins</i> WILLIAM <i>and</i>
HELEN R.C.)</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY (<i>moving to</i> L. <i>of</i> ROSALIE C.). Come with me then, please.
I'm sure we won't be shocked. (<i>Aside to</i> ROSALIE.) I wear that kind
myself.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Truly, madame?</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>They go to door</i> L.)</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY (<i>at door</i> L.), We shan't be long.</p>
<p>ROSALIE (<i>at door</i> L.). Madame, would you mind if all the ladies come?
Then they will all be sure I am concealing nothing.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>The ladies all talk together and go out</i> L. WALES <i>closes the door
down</i> L. CROSBY <i>comes from lack of table</i> R. <i>to chesterfield</i>.)</p>
<p>WILLIAM (<i>by table</i> R.). Do you really want that window fastened?</p>
<p class="stagec">
(STANDISH <i>is behind the chair below the table</i> R.)</p>
<p>WALES (L.C. CROSBY <i>and</i> TRENT <i>sit on corner of chesterfield</i>). I don't
care.</p>
<p>MASON (<i>at table</i> R.). I'd like to make the test that way. I've a queer
feeling about that woman. I believe she really has power of some sort.
I know it seems funny, but—well, you all saw her lift that table.
I watched her carefully. There was no trick about it at all. I'm sure
of it.</p>
<p>CROSBY. All right then. You fasten the window. Billy, you and Brad go
and get some chairs out of the dining-room. We'll need a lot.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(WALES <i>walks up and down</i> L. <i>of stage</i>. WILLIAM <i>and</i> TRENT <i>go out
door</i> R.C.)</p>
<p>You put them in a circle, don't you? (<i>Begins to place chairs in a
circle</i> C. <i>The chair</i> L. <i>of the fireplace is brought down and placed
in front of the chesterfield</i>.) What are you going to do, Wales? Ask her
a lot of questions?</p>
<p>WALES (L.). I'm going to try to find out who killed Spencer Lee.</p>
<p>CROSBY. Still harping on the murder of Spencer Lee?</p>
<p class="stagec">
(STANDISH <i>places the chairs above and below the table in the circle,
then the chair on the</i> R. <i>side of the fireplace in the circle</i>.)</p>
<p>WALES. Yes.</p>
<p>MASON (<i>over</i> R.—<i>opening window curtains and raising window blind</i>).
Who was Spencer Lee?</p>
<p>WALES. The best friend I ever had.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(TRENT <i>and</i> WILLIAM <i>enter door</i> R.C., <i>each carrying two chairs. They
bring them down</i> R.C. <i>and exit</i> R.C.)</p>
<p>STANDISH (<i>placing chairs</i> C. <i>with backs to audience</i>). We all knew Lee
pretty well. And I know he was no good.</p>
<p>WALES (<i>moving to</i> L.C., <i>outside the circle</i>). You mustn't talk like
that about him, Standish!</p>
<p>CROSBY (<i>inside the circle and coming down</i> C.). The man's dead: why not
let him rest in peace?</p>
<p class="stagec">
(STANDISH <i>outside of circle</i> L.C. <i>seat</i>.)</p>
<p>STANDISH. I didn't bring up the matter, you know, and I don't want to
hurt Ned's feelings, but I know that the police found a lot of
compromising letters and rotten things of that sort.</p>
<p class="exposition">
(WILLIAM <i>and</i> TRENT <i>re-enter from</i> R.C., <i>each carrying two chairs.</i>
WILLIAM <i>crosses and places two chairs</i> R. <i>side of circle then goes
back to close the door</i>.)</p>
<p>WALES (L.C.). I don't care what they found, or what anyone thinks of
Lee: he was my best friend, and if I can find out who killed him I'm
going to do it. It was a damned brutal murder, stabbed in the back, poor
chap, with never a chance to fight for his life. (<i>Moves over</i> L.)</p>
<p>MASON (<i>by table</i> R.). I don't seem to remember anything about the case.</p>
<p>WALES. It happened before you got back from France—no, by Jove, it
didn't either. It was a day or two after. I remember you and I had lunch
together the day you got home and I had dinner that night with Spencer.
Funny you don't remember anything about it.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(WILLIAM <i>sits</i> R. <i>in circle</i>.)</p>
<p>MASON. Well, of course, I must have seen it in the papers, but I don't
go in much for crimes, and not knowing the man I wasn't interested.</p>
<p>STANDISH (<i>sitting in circle</i> L.C.). It was a good deal of a sensation.
The man knew a lot of nice people. Came here a good deal, didn't he,
Mr. Crosby?</p>
<p>CROSBY (<i>sitting in circle up</i> C.). At one time. But after Helen married
he rather dropped out of it. Fact is, until Trent here appeared on the
scene he was always hanging around.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(TRENT <i>comes down and sits in</i> R. <i>side of circle</i>.)</p>
<p>STANDISH. Funny they never found out who killed him.</p>
<p>WALES (<i>standing outside of circle</i>, L. <i>side</i>). They may not. They
haven't stopped trying.</p>
<p>MASON (<i>seated on table</i> R.). Oh, are the police still interested?</p>
<p>WALES. Yes, they're interested. As a matter of fact there's a reward of
five thousand dollars for the discovery of the murderers.</p>
<p>STANDISH. Are you sure of that?</p>
<p>WALES. I offered it.</p>
<p>TRENT. You?</p>
<p>WALES. Yes. What sort of a man do you think I am? Do you expect me to
sit still and let the murderers of Spencer Lee go free? Why, I'd known
the man all his life. We were the closest friends.</p>
<p>WILLIAM. But if he was the kind of a man that Standish says—</p>
<p>WALES. I don't give a damn what he was. He was my friend, and I'm never
going to rest till I find out who killed him.</p>
<p>TRENT. But.</p>
<p>WALES. I wouldn't care so much if they'd given the poor devil half a
chance for his life, but they stabbed him in the back.</p>
<p>MASON. Wasn't there any indication—</p>
<p>WALES. There wasn't a thing to show who did it, or how it was done. A
knife-wound between the shoulder-blades and no knife ever found. Nothing
stolen, nothing disturbed. The police have found out that a young woman
called to see him that afternoon, two or three hours before his body was
discovered. That's all that we know.</p>
<p>TRENT (<i>with a laugh—still seated in circle</i>). And now you're going to
try spiritualism?</p>
<p>WALES. Why not? (<i>There is a pause.</i>) Do any of you object?</p>
<p>TRENT. Certainly not. I'm rather for it.</p>
<p>MASON (<i>rises, still on</i> L. <i>of table</i> R.). You are doing this
seriously? This is not a joke?</p>
<p>WALES. Quite seriously. (<i>There is a pause.</i>) Well, why won't somebody
laugh?</p>
<p>CROSBY. My dear fellow, why should anyone laugh? This queer old woman
may have powers of which we know nothing at all. Personally, I haven't
much belief in that sort of thing, but I'm not going to laugh at it.
(<i>Rise.</i>) Neither am I going to have any trickery, or if there is any
I'm going to expose it.</p>
<p>WALES (<i>over</i> L.). That's perfectly fair.</p>
<p>CROSBY. You've been at her séances, or whatever they call them, before?</p>
<p>WALES. Yes.</p>
<p>CROSBY. In the dark?</p>
<p>WALES. Invariably.</p>
<p>CROSBY. I may want light. (<i>He turns to his son.</i>) Billy, if I call for
lights you give them to me. Don't wait for anything. Understand?</p>
<p>WILLIAM. Perfectly, dad.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(WILLIAM <i>goes up to small table</i> R. <i>of chesterfield. Brings table with
lamp on it down to his chair and the chair next to it in the circle</i>.)</p>
<p>CROSBY (<i>still in circle.</i>) That's all right then.</p>
<p class="exposition">
(<i>The door</i> L. <i>opens</i>. MRS. CROSBY <i>enters, followed by</i> MADAME LA
GRANGE <i>and the other ladies</i>. WALES <i>moves to</i> R.C. <i>outside circle</i>,
STANDISH <i>to upper end of table</i> R., TRENT <i>to</i> L. <i>side of circle</i>.)</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. I think it wasn't fair of us.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Oh, madame, I did not mind.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(MRS. CROSBY <i>crosses back of chesterfield to up</i> R.C.)</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD (<i>down</i> L.). I can assure you there isn't anything up her
sleeve.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Well, what did you expect? Burglar's tools?</p>
<p class="exposition">
(MISS EASTWOOD <i>goes up to</i> L. <i>end of chesterfield</i>. MRS. TRENT <i>closes
door down</i> L. <i>She and</i> HELEN <i>move up</i> L. <i>with</i> Miss STANDISH.)</p>
<p>WALES (<i>over</i> R.). Madame la Grange, we've fastened the windows.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(TRENT, STANDISH, ERSKINE <i>by console table</i> L. <i>of chesterfield</i>.)</p>
<p>ROSALIE. That is right. You cannot be too careful, eh?</p>
<p>CROSBY. And now, if you don't mind, I'm going to lock the doors and keep
the keys in my pocket.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Anything you do wish, sir. It is all the same to me.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>Goes inside circle and sits down up</i> C. <i>in circle</i>.)</p>
<p>MASON (R.C.). May I see that it's done, Mr. Crosby?</p>
<p>CROSBY (L.C., <i>with a laugh</i>). Can't you trust me?</p>
<p>MASON. It isn't that—I—well, I just want to be sure. To see for myself.</p>
<p>CROSBY. Lock that one yourself, then. (<i>Indicating door</i> R.C. MASON
<i>goes to and locks the door</i>. CROSBY <i>goes to door</i> L.C., <i>locks it,
takes out the key and puts it in his pocket</i>.) Better try it, Mason.
(MASON <i>crosses to door</i> L.C.—<i>shows it is locked</i>.) Now well do this
one. (<i>He starts to door down</i> L. <i>Then stops suddenly</i>.) No, I've got a
better way than this. My dear, will you ring for Pollock?</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY (<i>upper end of table</i> R.). What are you going to do now?</p>
<p>CROSBY. Wait and see. (<i>To</i> ROSALIE.) You don't object to this?</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Oh, no, sir.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(BUTLER <i>enters from door</i> L.—<i>comes well on stage</i>.)</p>
<p>CROSBY. Oh, Pollock, I want you to put these keys in your pocket.
(<i>Hands them to him</i>. POLLOCK <i>puts them in his waistcoat pocket</i>.)</p>
<p>POLLOCK. Yes, sir.</p>
<p>CROSBY (L.C.). Now then, I want you to take the key out of that door,
and lock it on the outside, understand?</p>
<p>POLLOCK. Perfectly, sir.</p>
<p>CROSBY. Then take the key from the lock and put that one in your pocket
also, after that you are to stand outside that door, and you are not to
unlock it until I tell you to. Understand?</p>
<p>POLLOCK. Yes, sir, I'm to lock this door on the outside, keep the key in
my pocket, and then stay just outside, and not open it for anyone until
you tell me.</p>
<p>CROSBY. Exactly. (<i>General buzz of conversation.</i> POLLOCK <i>goes to the
door</i> L., <i>takes out the key and exits, closing the door after him. The
key is heard turning in the lock.</i>) Now then, Mason, you'd better try
that door, too. (MASON <i>goes over and tries the door</i> L. CROSBY <i>follows
him. Speaking through the door</i> L.) Are you there, Pollock?</p>
<p>POLLOCK (<i>outside.</i>) Yes, sir.</p>
<p>CROSBY. And the keys are in your pocket?</p>
<p>POLLOCK. Quite so, sir.</p>
<p>CROSBY. Now we're ready, Madame la Grange.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Then please you will all sit in a circle and hold hands.</p>
<p>MISS ERSKINE. Hold hands! I'm going to love this.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>All laugh.</i>)</p>
<p>MASON (<i>moving down to a chair on the</i> L. <i>of the circle</i>). How shall we
sit? I mean, do you want us in any particular order?</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Any way at all.</p>
<p>WILLIAM. I'll sit here. (<i>Takes chair and sits in reach of lamp on
table</i> R.C.)</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Any way will do.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(HELEN <i>and</i> MRS. TRENT <i>come down</i> L.)</p>
<p class="exposition">
(<i>They all sit in a circle in the following order</i>: ROSALIE, C.; CROSBY
L. <i>of</i> ROSALIE; MISS ERSKINE, MISS STANDISH, TRENT, MISS EASTWOOD;
MASON; HELEN; MRS. TRENT; STANDISH <i>and</i> MRS. CROSBY; WILLIAM <i>sits on</i>
ROSALIE'S <i>right side. This will bring</i> WALES <i>sitting at</i> C. <i>with his
back to the audience</i>. ROSALIE <i>directly opposite up stage facing him.
The thirteen chairs in the circle consist of two brought from the
fireplace, two from the table</i> R., <i>eight from the room</i> R.C., <i>and the
armchair</i> L.C., <i>which is moved</i> C. <i>and used by</i> ROSALIE. <i>As they are
being seated there is a general buzz of conversation as follows</i>:—)</p>
<p>MISS ERSKINE. I'm to sit next to you, Mr. Crosby.</p>
<p>CROSBY. I've always wanted to hold your hand, my dear.</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. Don't trust him, Daisy.</p>
<p>MISS ERSKINE. I won't, Mrs. Crosby.</p>
<p>MISS STANDISH. I'll chaperone them.</p>
<p>MASON (<i>to</i> HELEN). Will you sit by me?</p>
<p>TRENT. I'll take this place then.</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD. I'm really getting quite a thrill. (ROSALIE <i>laughs</i>.)
What's the joke, Madame la Grange?</p>
<p class="stagec">
(MRS. TRENT <i>moves outside of circle to</i> R.C., <i>then sits</i>.)</p>
<p>ROSALIE. I did not know anything could give to you a thrill.</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD. You don't like me, do you, Madame la Grange?</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Oh, mademoiselle, I am indeed very fond of you.</p>
<p>WALES (<i>standing below circle</i> R.C.). I think we're all ready.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>The others are all seated and</i> WALES <i>is about to sit down</i>.)</p>
<p>MISS ERSKINE (<i>counting hurriedly</i>). Oh! There are thirteen of us. Don't
sit there, Mr. Wales.</p>
<p>WALES. Oh, I don't mind those little superstitions. (<i>Sits down stage
side of circle between</i> HELEN <i>and</i> MRS. TRENT.)</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. What do we do now?</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Now, will you please all join your 'ands, and then sit very,
<i>very</i> quiet. Do not try to think of anything.</p>
<p>TRENT. By Jove, that'll be easy for me.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>The others laugh</i>.)</p>
<p>WALES. We can't get any results if you treat this as a joke.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>All laugh</i>.)</p>
<p>STANDISH. Oh, let's be serious.</p>
<p>MISS ERSKINE. Why, Howard?</p>
<p>STANDISH. Well, there might be something in it. Anyhow, it's only fair
to do what Madame la Grange wants. I suppose you'd like the lights out?
I've always understood that was necessary.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. We shall 'ave better results in that way.</p>
<p>CROSBY. Right! (<i>He rises, goes to door</i> L., <i>and switches off light.
This leaves only the two table lamps</i> R. <i>and</i> L. <i>of the chesterfield</i>
C. <i>still lit. All other lights on scene out. Crosses back to his
chair—turns out table lamp</i> L. <i>of chesterfield.</i>) Billy, you turn out
that light as soon as we are ready.</p>
<p>WILLIAM. Right you are, dad.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. That is all, then. Now you are not to be afraid if I cry or
moan when I do go into a trance. I am not in pain or anything like that.
I do not even know that I do such things, but I 'ave been told that
it sometime 'appen. My spirit control is a sweet little child named
Laughing Eyes. When she begins to talk you can ask 'er anything you do
want. If she do not answer you she do not want to talk to you. Then
whoever it is speaking must let someone else try. That is all, ladies
and gentlemen. (<i>She settles back in her chair.</i>) Now then, sir,
please to put out that light.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(WILLIAM <i>turns off the light, and the stage is in darkness all but
spots on ceiling.</i>)</p>
<p>CROSBY. That won't do. Billy, pull down the blind, that light on the
ceiling is too strong.</p>
<p class="exposition">
(WILLIAM <i>turns on light, crosses</i> R., <i>pulls blind down and closes
curtains, then resumes his seat and puts light out.</i> ROSALIE <i>rises,
crosses back of circle to the back of</i> MISS EASTWOOD'S <i>chair. There
is a pause. Suddenly</i> MISS EASTWOOD <i>screams shrilly.</i>)</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD. There's a hand on my face. There's a hand on my face!</p>
<p>CROSBY. Will, the light!</p>
<p class="exposition">
(<i>The light on the table goes up, showing</i> WILLIAM <i>leaning back in his
chair with one hand on the switch, the other is tightly clasped in his
father's hand.</i> ROSALIE <i>is seen standing behind</i> MISS EASTWOOD, <i>with
her hand resting on</i> MISS EASTWOOD'S <i>cheek.</i>)</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>They all start to speak.</i>)</p>
<p>MRS. TRENT. It's a trick.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Yes, it is a trick. (<i>They stop and stare at her. Her manner is
commanding, and a little stern.</i>) I was going to ask you to tie my 'ands
to the arm of the chair, but I thought I would show you this first.</p>
<p>MASON. I don't see how you did it—even now.</p>
<p>ROSALIE (<i>standing outside of circle</i> L.). Things 'appen in the dark.
The sense of touch is not much developed except in those who are blind.
When this young gentleman did let go my 'and to turn out the light,
I did take my other 'and away from Mr. Crosby and when we joined 'ands
again the two gentlemen were 'olding 'ands as comfortable as you please.
And I was free. It is an old trick. All the mediums do use it. Anyone
can do it. (<i>She moves back to her chair and sits.</i>) Now, if someone
will tie me in, we will go on.</p>
<p>MASON. How do we know that you can't get free even then?</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Tie me so that I cannot.</p>
<p>CROSBY (<i>rising</i>). I'll see to that. I want something strong.</p>
<p>MASON. Take handkerchiefs, they are strong enough. (<i>Takes handkerchief.</i>)</p>
<p>CROSBY. They'll do very well. (<i>Takes out his own.</i>) I want three more.</p>
<p>WILLIAM. Here's mine. (<i>Hands his handkerchief to his father.</i> MASON
<i>and</i> TRENT <i>give</i> CROSBY <i>theirs.</i>)</p>
<p>CROSBY. Now, Madame la Grange, if you don't mind. (<i>He ties her hands to
the arm of the chair.</i>) I don't see why you did that just now.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. I told you I wanted to be sure.</p>
<p>CROSBY. Why?</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Because I think something is going to 'appen. I think there
will be manifestations. I wanted you to know I was not faking.</p>
<p>MISS EASTWOOD. Why should we think that you were?</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Why, you 'ave thought nothing else ever since I did come into
the room.</p>
<p>CROSBY. Mason, see if she can get free from that now.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(MASON <i>comes over, inspects the knot.</i> CROSBY <i>tying the other hand.</i>)</p>
<p>MASON. That seems pretty secure—someone else look at it.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(WILLIAM <i>and</i> TRENT <i>rise and go to</i> ROSALIE'S <i>chair.</i>)</p>
<p>CROSBY. I'm going to fasten your ankles now, Madame la Grange.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Yes, that is right.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(CROSBY <i>ties</i> ROSALIE'S <i>ankles to leg of chair. The other two men look
on.</i>)</p>
<p>WALES. I don't believe all this is necessary.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Why not, if they do want it.</p>
<p>CROSBY. Now I'm sure she can't get away.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(MASON <i>inspects knot.</i>)</p>
<p>MASON. So am I.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>The men resume their places.</i>)</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Well, now, if you will all sit down, please—— (<i>Pause.</i>)
You will have to reach over and take my hands this time—are you all
satisfied now? Is there anything more you want me to do? (<i>There is no
answer.</i>) Then if you will all sit quiet, just keep your minds perfectly
free, that is all you 'ave to do. Now, sir, please to turn out the light.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(WILLIAM <i>turns out the light.</i>)</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>There is a long pause.</i> ROSALIE <i>moans and whispers as if in pain.</i>)</p>
<p>HELEN. I can't stand this, I——</p>
<p>WALES. Please keep still—she asked us to keep still.</p>
<p class="exposition">
(ROSALIE <i>moans again; after a short pause, she gives a choking sob;
another pause. Finally she speaks with frequent pauses, using the
voice of a little child.</i>)</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Laughing Eyes is sad, very sad. I a ma long way off—a long
way. (<i>Pause.</i>) Bad people, bad people, un'appy—he is un'appy——
(<i>Pause.</i>) (<i>Knife is set down in sight of audience, sticking in the
ceiling.</i>) Spencer wants to tell Ned—— (<i>She moans heavily.</i>) It
hurts—terrible—like a knife—it burns—burns, in the back——</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>A man's voice from the chesterfield, facing fireplace, speaks:</i>)</p>
<p>VOICE. Ned, I want Ned—why in <i>Hell</i> doesn't Ned answer?</p>
<p>ROSALIE (<i>in child's voice</i>). He wants to talk to Ned—is Ned here?</p>
<p>STANDISH. Ned who? Who is it? Who does he want to speak to?</p>
<p>ROSALIE (<i>in child's voice</i>). Tell Ned it is Spencer—Spencer wants
to tell Ned about the letters and the pain in the back—in the back.</p>
<p>STANDISH. What was in the back? (<i>There is no answer.</i>) Ask him what was
in the back?</p>
<p>ROSALIE (<i>still using child's voice</i>). The knife—Ned—he wants Ned.</p>
<p>WALES. What do you want!</p>
<p>ROSALIE. A swimming pool—do not forget the swimming pool. Do not ever
forget——</p>
<p>WALES. You mean the time he went in after me when I was drowning? When
we were little boys? Is that what he wants me to remember?</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Spencer says he cannot rest—he wants to tell you it is hard to
reach—too far away—you promised—</p>
<p>WALES. Promised what? When did I promise!</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Your life saved——</p>
<p>WALES. Now I know—I told him I'd do anything in the world for him.
Spencer, of course, I remember—what do you want me to do?</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Find—find——</p>
<p>WALES. Do you want me to find the letters?</p>
<p>ROSALIE. In the back—someone came—someone came.</p>
<p>WALES. You're trying to tell who killed you?</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Ask—ask—ask.</p>
<p>WALES. You want me to ask questions? Is that it? You mean you can't talk
much?</p>
<p>ROSALIE. Too far away.</p>
<p>CROSBY. You know who killed you?</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>There is a pause, but no answer.</i>)</p>
<p>ROSALIE. He says Ned, he wants Ned.</p>
<p>WALES. You want me to ask.</p>
<p>ROSALIE. He wants Ned to ask.</p>
<p>WALES. Do you know who killed you?</p>
<p>MRS. TRENT (<i>hysterically</i>). Oh, my God!</p>
<p>CROSBY. Keep still, Helen.</p>
<p>WALES. Can you tell the name? (ROSALIE <i>suddenly gives a long moan.</i>)
Quick, the name, the name. Spencer, tell me who killed you—she's coming
out of her trance. I want the name. (ROSALIE <i>moans again. Her cry is
overtopped by a shriek from</i> WALES.) Oh, my God! My back—oh! (<i>Then
there is a dead silence that lasts as long as it will hold.</i>)</p>
<p>CROSBY. Wales, is anything the matter?</p>
<p>MRS. TRENT. Father, he's pulling at my hand.</p>
<p>CROSBY. The light, Will.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(WILLIAM <i>suddenly turns on the light at table.</i> WALES <i>is discovered
leaning forward, the circle is unbroken.</i>)</p>
<p>MRS. TRENT. Look at him! Father! Look at him!</p>
<p class="exposition">
(CROSBY <i>drops</i> ROSALIE'S <i>hand and springs forward towards</i> WALES.
<i>At the same instant</i> WALES <i>falls forward on his face to the floor.
The others all rise, chairs are knocked over in the confusion which
follows.</i>)</p>
<p>CROSBY. Stand back, please. (<i>The others move back a little.</i> CROSBY
<i>leans over</i> WALES.) Why, he—why—it's impossible.</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. Roscoe, look at your hand.</p>
<p class="exposition">
(CROSBY <i>looks at his hand, takes out his handkerchief and wipes it
hurriedly, then crosses suddenly to the door</i> L. ROSALIE <i>has come out
of her trance and sits staring at</i> WALES <i>as he lies on the floor in
front of her. The two figures are thrown out from the shadows of the
room by the light on the table at the back of</i> MADAME LA GRANGE. <i>The
rest of the room is in semi-darkness.</i> TRENT <i>kneels by</i> WALES' <i>body.</i>)</p>
<p>CROSBY. Pollock! Pollock!</p>
<p>POLLOCK (<i>outside</i>). Yes, sir.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(TRENT <i>turns</i> WALES' <i>body over on back.</i>)</p>
<p>CROSBY. Get on the 'phone at once and call up Police Headquarters. Get
Inspector Donohue if you can. Tell him to come to the house at once.</p>
<p>POLLOCK. Very good, sir.</p>
<p class="stagec">
(CROSBY <i>turns away from the door, and faces the others who have
followed him over.</i>)</p>
<p>WILLIAM. Father, what do you suppose it is? Are you sure that——</p>
<p>MRS. TRENT. It can't be. He was talking and——</p>
<p>MRS. CROSBY. Roscoe, are you sure? Hadn't we better send for a doctor?</p>
<p class="stagec">
(TRENT <i>is leaning over</i> WALES' <i>body on the floor.</i>)</p>
<p>TRENT. It's no use. He's dead.</p>
<p>CROSBY. Murdered!</p>
<p>TRENT (<i>rises</i>). What?</p>
<p>CROSBY. Mr. Wales was stabbed in the back, just as Spencer Lee was
stabbed in the back.</p>
<p>STANDISH. Just as he was asking—just when he was trying to find out
who—</p>
<p class="stagec">
(<i>There is a knock on the door down</i> L.)</p>
<p>CROSBY. What is it?</p>
<p>POLLOCK (<i>outside of door</i>). Inspector Donohue was at the Fifty-first
Street Station, sir. He's on his way here. (<i>There is a pause</i>). Shall
I unlock the door, sir?</p>
<p>CROSBY. <i>No</i>—not until the Inspector tells you.</p>
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