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<h3>CHAPTER IX</h3>
<h3>The Stanhope Family<br/> </h3>
<p>It is now three months since Dr. Proudie began his reign, and
changes have already been effected in the diocese which show at least
the energy of an active mind. Among other things absentee clergymen
have been favoured with hints much too strong to be overlooked. Poor
dear old Bishop Grantly had on this matter been too lenient, and the
archdeacon had never been inclined to be severe with those who were
absent on reputable pretences, and who provided for their duties in a
liberal way.</p>
<p>Among the greatest of the diocesan sinners in this respect was Dr.
Vesey Stanhope. Years had now passed since he had done a day's duty,
and yet there was no reason against his doing duty except a want of
inclination on his own part. He held a prebendal stall in the
diocese, one of the best residences in the close, and the two large
rectories of Crabtree Canonicorum and Stogpingum. Indeed, he had the
cure of three parishes, for that of Eiderdown was joined to
Stogpingum. He had resided in Italy for twelve years. His first
going there had been attributed to a sore throat, and that sore
throat, though never repeated in any violent manner, had stood him in
such stead that it had enabled him to live in easy idleness ever
since.</p>
<p>He had now been summoned home—not, indeed, with rough violence, or
by any peremptory command, but by a mandate which he found himself
unable to disregard. Mr. Slope had written to him by the bishop's
desire. In the first place, the bishop much wanted the valuable
co-operation of Dr. Vesey Stanhope in the diocese; in the next, the
bishop thought it his imperative duty to become personally acquainted
with the most conspicuous of his diocesan clergy; then the bishop
thought it essentially necessary for Dr. Stanhope's own interests
that Dr. Stanhope should, at any rate for a time, return to
Barchester; and lastly, it was said that so strong a feeling was at
the present moment evinced by the hierarchs of the church with
reference to the absence of its clerical members, that it behoved Dr.
Vesey Stanhope not to allow his name to stand among those which would
probably in a few months be submitted to the councils of the nation.</p>
<p>There was something so ambiguously frightful in this last threat
that Dr. Stanhope determined to spend two or three summer months at
his residence in Barchester. His rectories were inhabited by his
curates, and he felt himself from disuse to be unfit for parochial
duty; but his prebendal home was kept empty for him, and he thought
it probable that he might be able now and again to preach a prebendal
sermon. He arrived, therefore, with all his family at Barchester, and
he and they must be introduced to my readers.</p>
<p>The great family characteristic of the Stanhopes might probably be
said to be heartlessness, but this want of feeling was, in most of
them, accompanied by so great an amount of good nature as to make
itself but little noticeable to the world. They were so prone to
oblige their neighbours that their neighbours failed to perceive how
indifferent to them was the happiness and well-being of those around
them. The Stanhopes would visit you in your sickness (provided it
were not contagious), would bring you oranges, French novels, and the
last new bit of scandal, and then hear of your death or your recovery
with an equally indifferent composure. Their conduct to each other
was the same as to the world; they bore and forbore; and there was
sometimes, as will be seen, much necessity for forbearing; but their
love among themselves rarely reached above this. It is astonishing
how much each of the family was able to do, and how much each did, to
prevent the well-being of the other four.</p>
<p>For there were five in all; the doctor, namely, and Mrs. Stanhope,
two daughters, and one son. The doctor, perhaps, was the least
singular and most estimable of them all, and yet such good qualities
as he possessed were all negative. He was a good-looking rather
plethoric gentleman of about sixty years of age. His hair was
snow-white, very plentiful, and somewhat like wool of the finest
description. His whiskers were very large and very white, and gave to
his face the appearance of a benevolent, sleepy old lion. His dress
was always unexceptionable. Although he had lived so many years in
Italy it was invariably of a decent clerical hue, but it never was
hyperclerical. He was a man not given to much talking, but what
little he did say was generally well said. His reading seldom went
beyond romances and poetry of the lightest and not always most moral
description. He was thoroughly a <i>bon vivant</i>; an accomplished
judge of wine, though he never drank to excess; and a most inexorable
critic in all affairs touching the kitchen. He had had much to
forgive in his own family, since a family had grown up around him,
and had forgiven everything—except inattention to his dinner. His
weakness in that respect was now fully understood, and his temper but
seldom tried. As Dr. Stanhope was a clergyman, it may be supposed
that his religious convictions made up a considerable part of his
character, but this was not so. That he had religious convictions
must be believed, but he rarely obtruded them, even on his children.
This abstinence on his part was not systematic, but very
characteristic of the man. It was not that he had predetermined never
to influence their thoughts, but he was so habitually idle that his
time for doing so had never come till the opportunity for doing so
was gone forever. Whatever conviction the father may have had, the
children were at any rate but indifferent members of the church from
which he drew his income.</p>
<p>Such was Dr. Stanhope. The features of Mrs. Stanhope's character
were even less plainly marked than those of her lord. The <i>far
niente</i> of her Italian life had entered into her very soul, and
brought her to regard a state of inactivity as the only earthly good.
In manner and appearance she was exceedingly prepossessing. She had
been a beauty, and even now, at fifty-five, she was a handsome woman.
Her dress was always perfect: she never dressed but once in the day,
and never appeared till between three and four; but when she did
appear, she appeared at her best. Whether the toil rested partly with
her, or wholly with her handmaid, it is not for such a one as the
author even to imagine. The structure of her attire was always
elaborate and yet never over-laboured. She was rich in apparel but
not bedizened with finery; her ornaments were costly, rare, and such
as could not fail to attract notice, but they did not look as though
worn with that purpose. She well knew the great architectural secret
of decorating her constructions, and never descended to construct a
decoration. But when we have said that Mrs. Stanhope knew how to
dress and used her knowledge daily, we have said all. Other purpose
in life she had none. It was something, indeed, that she did not
interfere with the purposes of others. In early life she had
undergone great trials with reference to the doctor's dinners, but
for the last ten or twelve years her elder daughter Charlotte had
taken that labour off her hands, and she had had little to trouble
her—little, that is, till the edict for this terrible English
journey had gone forth: since then, indeed, her life had been
laborious enough. For such a one, the toil of being carried from the
shores of Como to the city of Barchester is more than labour enough,
let the care of the carriers be ever so vigilant. Mrs. Stanhope had
been obliged to have every one of her dresses taken in from the
effects of the journey.</p>
<p>Charlotte Stanhope was at this time about thirty-five years old,
and whatever may have been her faults, she had none of those which
belong particularly to old young ladies. She neither dressed young,
nor talked young, nor indeed looked young. She appeared to be
perfectly content with her time of life, and in no way affected the
graces of youth. She was a fine young woman, and had she been a man,
would have been a very fine young man. All that was done in the
house, and that was not done by servants, was done by her. She gave
the orders, paid the bills, hired and dismissed the domestics, made
the tea, carved the meat, and managed everything in the Stanhope
household. She, and she alone, could ever induce her father to look
into the state of his worldly concerns. She, and she alone, could in
any degree control the absurdities of her sister. She, and she alone,
prevented the whole family from falling into utter disrepute and
beggary. It was by her advice that they now found themselves very
unpleasantly situated in Barchester.</p>
<p>So far, the character of Charlotte Stanhope is not unprepossessing.
But it remains to be said that the influence which she had in her
family, though it had been used to a certain extent for their worldly
well-being, had not been used to their real benefit, as it might have
been. She had aided her father in his indifference to his
professional duties, counselling him that his livings were as much
his individual property as the estates of his elder brother were the
property of that worthy peer. She had for years past stifled every
little rising wish for a return to England which the doctor had from
time to time expressed. She had encouraged her mother in her
idleness, in order that she herself might be mistress and manager of
the Stanhope household. She had encouraged and fostered the follies
of her sister, though she was always willing, and often able, to
protect her from their probable result. She had done her best, and
had thoroughly succeeded in spoiling her brother, and turning him
loose upon the world an idle man without a profession and without a
shilling that he could call his own.</p>
<p>Miss Stanhope was a clever woman, able to talk on most subjects,
and quite indifferent as to what the subject was. She prided herself
on her freedom from English prejudice, and, she might have added,
from feminine delicacy. On religion she was a pure free-thinker, and
with much want of true affection, delighted to throw out her own
views before the troubled mind of her father. To have shaken what
remained of his Church of England faith would have gratified her
much, but the idea of his abandoning his preferment in the church had
never once presented itself to her mind. How could he indeed, when he
had no income from any other source?</p>
<p>But the two most prominent members of the family still remain to
be described. The second child had been christened Madeline and had
been a great beauty. We need not say had been, for she was never
more beautiful than at the time of which we write, though her person
for many years had been disfigured by an accident. It is unnecessary
that we should give in detail the early history of Madeline Stanhope.
She had gone to Italy when about seventeen years of age, and had been
allowed to make the most of her surpassing beauty in the salons of
Milan and among the crowded villas along the shores of the Lake of
Como. She had become famous for adventures in which her character
was just not lost, and had destroyed the hearts of a dozen cavaliers
without once being touched in her own. Blood had flowed in quarrels
about her charms, and she had heard of these encounters with
pleasurable excitement. It had been told of her that on one occasion
she had stood by in the disguise of a page and had seen her lover
fall.</p>
<p>As is so often the case, she had married the very worst of those
who sought her hand. Why she had chosen Paulo Neroni, a man of no
birth and no property, a mere captain in the Pope's guard, one who
had come up to Milan either simply as an adventurer or else as a spy,
a man of harsh temper and oily manners, mean in figure, swarthy in
face, and so false in words as to be hourly detected, need not now be
told. When the moment for doing so came, she had probably no
alternative. He, at any rate, had become her husband, and after a
prolonged honeymoon among the lakes, they had gone together to Rome,
the papal captain having vainly endeavoured to induce his wife to
remain behind him.</p>
<p>Six months afterwards she arrived at her father's house a cripple,
and a mother. She had arrived without even notice, with hardly
clothes to cover her, and without one of those many ornaments which
had graced her bridal trousseau. Her baby was in the arms of a poor
girl from Milan, whom she had taken in exchange for the Roman maid
who had accompanied her thus far, and who had then, as her mistress
said, become homesick and had returned. It was clear that the lady
had determined that there should be no witness to tell stories of her
life in Rome.</p>
<p>She had fallen, she said, in ascending a ruin, and had fatally
injured the sinews of her knee; so fatally that when she stood, she
lost eight inches of her accustomed height; so fatally that when she
essayed to move, she could only drag herself painfully along, with
protruded hip and extended foot, in a manner less graceful than that
of a hunchback. She had consequently made up her mind, once and
forever, that she would never stand and never attempt to move
herself.</p>
<p>Stories were not slow to follow her, averring that she had been
cruelly ill-used by Neroni, and that to his violence had she owed her
accident. Be that as it may, little had been said about her husband,
but that little had made it clearly intelligible to the family that
Signor Neroni was to be seen and heard of no more. There was no
question as to readmitting the poor, ill-used beauty to her old
family rights, no question as to adopting her infant daughter beneath
the Stanhope roof-tree. Though heartless, the Stanhopes were not
selfish. The two were taken in, petted, made much of, for a time all
but adored, and then felt by the two parents to be great nuisances in
the house. But in the house the lady was, and there she remained,
having her own way, though that way was not very conformable with the
customary usages of an English clergyman.</p>
<p>Madame Neroni, though forced to give up all motion in the world,
had no intention whatever of giving up the world itself. The beauty
of her face was uninjured, and that beauty was of a peculiar kind.
Her copious rich brown hair was worn in Grecian bandeaux round her
head, displaying as much as possible of her forehead and cheeks. Her
forehead, though rather low, was very beautiful from its perfect
contour and pearly whiteness. Her eyes were long and large, and
marvellously bright; might I venture to say bright as Lucifer's, I
should perhaps best express the depth of their brilliancy. They were
dreadful eyes to look at, such as would absolutely deter any man of
quiet mind and easy spirit from attempting a passage of arms with
such foes. There was talent in them, and the fire of passion and the
play of wit, but there was no love. Cruelty was there instead, and
courage, a desire of masterhood, cunning, and a wish for mischief.
And yet, as eyes, they were very beautiful. The eyelashes were long
and perfect, and the long, steady, unabashed gaze with which she
would look into the face of her admirer fascinated while it
frightened him. She was a basilisk from whom an ardent lover of
beauty could make no escape. Her nose and mouth and teeth and chin
and neck and bust were perfect, much more so at twenty-eight than
they had been at eighteen. What wonder that with such charms still
glowing in her face, and with such deformity destroying her figure,
she should resolve to be seen, but only to be seen reclining on a
sofa.</p>
<p>Her resolve had not been carried out without difficulty. She had
still frequented the opera at Milan; she had still been seen
occasionally in the salons of the noblesse; she had caused herself to
be carried in and out from her carriage, and that in such a manner as
in no wise to disturb her charms, disarrange her dress, or expose her
deformities. Her sister always accompanied her and a maid, a
manservant also, and on state occasions, two. It was impossible that
her purpose could have been achieved with less; and yet, poor as she
was, she had achieved her purpose. And then again the more dissolute
Italian youths of Milan frequented the Stanhope villa and surrounded
her couch, not greatly to her father's satisfaction. Sometimes his
spirit would rise, a dark spot would show itself on his cheek, and he
would rebel, but Charlotte would assuage him with some peculiar
triumph of her culinary art and all again would be smooth for awhile.</p>
<p>Madeline affected all manner of rich and quaint devices in the
garniture of her room, her person, and her feminine belongings. In
nothing was this more apparent than in the visiting card which she
had prepared for her use. For such an article one would say that
she, in her present state, could have but small need, seeing how
improbable it was that she should make a morning call: but not such
was her own opinion. Her card was surrounded by a deep border of
gilding; on this she had imprinted, in three lines<br/> </p>
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<table style="margin: 0 auto"><tr><td align="center">
La Signora Madeline<br/>
Vesey Neroni.<br/>
—Nata Stanhope.<br/>
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<p>And over the name
she had a bright gilt coronet, which certainly
looked very magnificent. How she had come to concoct such a name for
herself it would be difficult to explain. Her father had been
christened Vesey as another man is christened Thomas, and she had no
more right to assume it than would have the daughter of a Mr. Josiah
Jones to call herself Mrs. Josiah Smith, on marrying a man of the
latter name. The gold coronet was equally out of place, and perhaps
inserted with even less excuse. Paulo Neroni had had not the
faintest title to call himself a scion of even Italian nobility. Had
the pair met in England Neroni would probably have been a count, but
they had met in Italy, and any such pretence on his part would have
been simply ridiculous. A coronet, however, was a pretty ornament,
and if it could solace a poor cripple to have such on her card, who
would begrudge it to her?</p>
<p>Of her husband, or of his individual family, she never spoke, but
with her admirers she would often allude in a mysterious way to her
married life and isolated state, and, pointing to her daughter, would
call her the last of the blood of the emperors, thus referring
Neroni's extraction to the old Roman family from which the worst of
the Caesars sprang.</p>
<p>The "signora" was not without talent and not without a certain
sort of industry; she was an indomitable letter-writer, and her
letters were worth the postage: they were full of wit, mischief,
satire, love, latitudinarian philosophy, free religion, and,
sometimes, alas, loose ribaldry. The subject, however, depended
entirely on the recipient, and she was prepared to correspond with
anyone but moral young ladies or stiff old women. She wrote also a
kind of poetry, generally in Italian, and short romances, generally
in French. She read much of a desultory sort of literature, and as a
modern linguist had really made great proficiency. Such was the lady
who had now come to wound the hearts of the men of Barchester.</p>
<p>Ethelbert Stanhope was in some respects like his younger sister,
but he was less inestimable as a man than she as a woman. His great
fault was an entire absence of that principle which should have
induced him, as the son of a man without fortune, to earn his own
bread. Many attempts had been made to get him to do so, but these had
all been frustrated, not so much by idleness on his part as by a
disinclination to exert himself in any way not to his taste. He had
been educated at Eton and had been intended for the Church, but he
had left Cambridge in disgust after a single term, and notified to
his father his intention to study for the bar. Preparatory to that,
he thought it well that he should attend a German university, and
consequently went to Leipzig. There he remained two years and brought
away a knowledge of German and a taste for the fine arts. He still,
however, intended himself for the bar, took chambers, engaged himself
to sit at the feet of a learned pundit, and spent a season in London.
He there found that all his aptitudes inclined him to the life of an
artist, and he determined to live by painting. With this object he
returned to Milan, and had himself rigged out for Rome. As a painter
he might have earned his bread, for he wanted only diligence to
excel, but when at Rome his mind was carried away by other things: he
soon wrote home for money, saying that he had been converted to the
Mother Church, that he was already an acolyte of the Jesuits, and
that he was about to start with others to Palestine on a mission for
converting Jews. He did go to Judea, but being unable to convert the
Jews, was converted by them. He again wrote home, to say that Moses
was the only giver of perfect laws to the world, that the coming of
the true Messiah was at hand, that great things were doing in
Palestine, and that he had met one of the family of Sidonia, a most
remarkable man, who was now on his way to western Europe, and whom he
had induced to deviate from his route with the object of calling at
the Stanhope villa. Ethelbert then expressed his hope that his mother
and sisters would listen to this wonderful prophet. His father he
knew could not do so from pecuniary considerations. This Sidonia,
however, did not take so strong a fancy to him as another of that
family once did to a young English nobleman. At least he provided him
with no heaps of gold as large as lions, so that the Judaized
Ethelbert was again obliged to draw on the revenues of the Christian
Church.</p>
<p>It is needless to tell how the father swore that he would send no
more money and receive no Jew, nor how Charlotte declared that
Ethelbert could not be left penniless in Jerusalem, and how "La
Signora Neroni" resolved to have Sidonia at her feet. The money was
sent, and the Jew did come. The Jew did come, but he was not at all
to the taste of "La Signora." He was a dirty little old man, and
though he had provided no golden lions, he had, it seems, relieved
young Stanhope's necessities. He positively refused to leave the
villa till he had got a bill from the doctor on his London bankers.</p>
<p>Ethelbert did not long remain a Jew. He soon reappeared at the
villa without prejudices on the subject of his religion, and with a
firm resolve to achieve fame and fortune as a sculptor. He brought
with him some models which he had originated at Rome and which really
gave such fair promise that his father was induced to go to further
expense in furthering these views. Ethelbert opened an establishment,
or rather took lodgings and a workshop, at Carrara, and there spoilt
much marble and made some few pretty images. Since that period, now
four years ago, he had alternated between Carrara and the villa, but
his sojourns at the workshop became shorter and shorter and those at
the villa longer and longer. 'Twas no wonder, for Carrara is not a
spot in which an Englishman would like to dwell.</p>
<p>When the family started for England, he had resolved not to be
left behind, and, with the assistance of his elder sister, had
carried his point against his father's wishes. It was necessary, he
said, that he should come to England for orders. How otherwise was he
to bring his profession to account?</p>
<p>In personal appearance Ethelbert Stanhope was the most singular of
beings. He was certainly very handsome. He had his sister
Madeline's eyes, without their stare and without their hard, cunning,
cruel firmness. They were also very much lighter, and of so light and
clear a blue as to make his face remarkable, if nothing else did so.
On entering a room with him, Ethelbert's blue eyes would be the first
thing you would see, and on leaving it almost the last you would
forget. His light hair was very long and silky, coming down over his
coat. His beard had been prepared in holy land, and was patriarchal.
He never shaved and rarely trimmed it. It was glossy, soft, clean,
and altogether not unprepossessing. It was such that ladies might
desire to reel it off and work it into their patterns in lieu of
floss silk. His complexion was fair and almost pink; he was small in
height and slender in limb, but well-made; and his voice was of
peculiar sweetness.</p>
<p>In manner and dress he was equally remarkable. He had none of the
<i>mauvaise honte</i> of an Englishman. He required no introduction
to make himself agreeable to any person. He habitually addressed
strangers, ladies as well as men, without any such formality, and in
doing so never seemed to meet with rebuke. His costume cannot be
described because it was so various, but it was always totally
opposed in every principle of colour and construction to the dress of
those with whom he for the time consorted.</p>
<p>He was habitually addicted to making love to ladies, and did so
without any scruples of conscience, or any idea that such a practice
was amiss. He had no heart to touch himself, and was literally
unaware that humanity was subject to such an infliction. He had not
thought much about it, but, had he been asked, would have said that
ill-treating a lady's heart meant injuring her promotion in the
world. His principles therefore forbade him to pay attention to a
girl if he thought any man was present whom it might suit her to
marry. In this manner his good nature frequently interfered with his
amusement, but he had no other motive in abstaining from the fullest
declarations of love to every girl that pleased his eye.</p>
<p>Bertie Stanhope, as he was generally called, was, however, popular
with both sexes—and with Italians as well as English. His
circle of acquaintance was very large and embraced people of all
sorts. He had no respect for rank, and no aversion to those below him.
He had lived on familiar terms with English peers, German
shopkeepers, and Roman priests. All people were nearly alike to him.
He was above, or rather below, all prejudices. No virtue could charm
him, no vice shock him. He had about him a natural good manner, which
seemed to qualify him for the highest circles, and yet he was never
out of place in the lowest. He had no principle, no regard for
others, no self-respect, no desire to be other than a drone in the
hive, if only he could, as a drone, get what honey was sufficient for
him. Of honey, in his latter days, it may probably be presaged, that
he will have but short allowance.</p>
<p>Such was the family of the Stanhopes, who, at this period,
suddenly joined themselves to the ecclesiastical circle of Barchester
close. Any stranger union it would be impossible perhaps to conceive.
And it was not as though they all fell down into the cathedral
precincts hitherto unknown and untalked of. In such case, no
amalgamation would have been at all probable between the new-comers
and either the Proudie set or the Grantly set. But such was far from
being the case. The Stanhopes were all known by name in Barchester,
and Barchester was prepared to receive them with open arms. The
doctor was one of her prebendaries, one of her rectors, one of her
pillars of strength; and was, moreover, counted on as a sure ally
both by Proudies and Grantlys.</p>
<p>He himself was the brother of one peer, and his wife was the
sister of another—and both these peers were lords of
Whiggish tendency, with whom the new bishop had some sort of
alliance. This was sufficient to give to Mr. Slope high hope that he
might enlist Dr. Stanhope on his side, before his enemies could
outmanoeuvre him. On the other hand, the old dean had many many years
ago, in the days of the doctor's clerical energies, been instrumental
in assisting him in his views as to preferment; and many many years
ago also, the two doctors, Stanhope and Grantly, had, as young
parsons, been joyous together in the common-rooms of Oxford. Dr.
Grantly, consequently, did not doubt but that the newcomer would
range himself under his banners.</p>
<p>Little did any of them dream of what ingredients the Stanhope
family was now composed.</p>
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