<h3><SPAN name="Father_William" id="Father_William"></SPAN>Father William.</h3>
<div class="pre_poem"><p>"Father William" a parody by Lewis Carroll (1833-), is even more clever
than the original. Harmless fun brightens the world. It takes a real
genius to create wit that carries no sting.</p>
</div>
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<span class="i0">"You are old, Father William," the young man said,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">"And your hair has become very white;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And yet you incessantly stand on your head—<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Do you think, at your age, it is right?"<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"In my youth," Father William replied to his son,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">"I feared it might injure the brain;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Why, I do it again and again."<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And have grown most uncommonly fat;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door—<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Pray, what is the reason of that?"<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"In my youth," said the sage, as he shook his gray locks,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">"I kept all my limbs very supple<br/></span>
<span class="i0">By the use of this ointment—one shilling the box—<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Allow me to sell you a couple."<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak<br/></span>
<span class="i2">For anything tougher than suet;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak:<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Pray, how did you manage to do it?"<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"In my youth," said his father, "I took to the law,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And argued each case with my wife;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And the muscular strength which it gave to my jaw<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Has lasted the rest of my life."<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"You are old," said the youth; "one would hardly suppose<br/></span>
<span class="i2">That your eye was as steady as ever;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose—<br/></span>
<span class="i2">What made you so awfully clever?"<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"I have answered three questions, and that is enough,"<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Said his father, "don't give yourself airs!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Be off, or I'll kick you down-stairs!"<br/></span></div>
</td></tr></table>
<p class="quotsig"><span class="smcap">Lewis Carroll.</span></p>
<p class="below">("Alice in Wonderland.")</p>
<h3><SPAN name="The_Nightingale_and_the_Glow-worm" id="The_Nightingale_and_the_Glow-worm"></SPAN>The Nightingale and the Glow-worm.</h3>
<div class="pre_poem"><p>"The Nightingale," by William Cowper (1731-1800), is a favourite with a
teacher of good taste, and I include it at her request.</p>
</div>
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<span class="i0">A nightingale, that all day long<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Had cheered the village with his song,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Nor yet at eve his note suspended,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Nor yet when eventide was ended,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Began to feel, as well he might,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The keen demands of appetite;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">When, looking eagerly around,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">He spied far off, upon the ground,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">A something shining in the dark,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And knew the glow-worm by his spark;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">So, stooping down from hawthorn top,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">He thought to put him in his crop.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The worm, aware of his intent,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Harangued him thus, right eloquent:<br/></span>
<span class="i0">"Did you admire my lamp," quoth he,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">"As much as I your minstrelsy,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">You would abhor to do me wrong,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">As much as I to spoil your song;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">For 'twas the self-same power divine,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Taught you to sing and me to shine;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">That you with music, I with light,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Might beautify and cheer the night."<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The songster heard his short oration,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And warbling out his approbation,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Released him, as my story tells,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And found a supper somewhere else.<br/></span></div>
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<p class="quotsig"><span class="smcap">William Cowper.</span></p>
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<h2>PART II.<br/><br/> <small>The Little Child</small></h2>
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