<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[71]</SPAN></span></p>
<h2>CHAPTER X.<br/> <small><i>John Takes a Tumble.</i></small></h2>
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<p class="drop-capi">THEY had forgotten all about John, the man-of-all-work, but
as the flying wedge raced past his door it suddenly flew
open and there on the threshold stood the old man. He
had been awakened by the noise of the slamming attic door
and very funny he looked in pajamas and pointed cotton nightcap.</p>
<p>Moreover he had not paused to forage for his teeth, that always
reposed comfortably at night in a glass of water on his wash-stand.</p>
<p>In his pink pajamas and pointed nightcap, he somehow looked
absurdly like Peter Pan. A long and lean Peter Pan. A Peter Pan
without any teeth.</p>
<p>This unexpected apparition so terrified the twins, unable as they
were to progress as swiftly as the rest on account of their fancy clothes,
that after one demoralized glance at the ancient vision in the doorway,
they uttered a dismal squawk and hurled themselves unceremoniously
over the banisters and down the flight of stairs. Tumbling and
rolling over one another and bouncing like two rubber balls, down and
down they went, and finally disappeared in the open door of the nursery.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[72]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Neither did Bedelia stay to consider the order of her going. She
fled in disorder, dragging along the tiny cub, who, too sleepy either
to resist or to help himself, was whimpering shrilly.</p>
<p>Peter Pan himself brought up the rear, hopping along as nimbly
as the rest of them, but with his ideas concerning pajamas disorganized
forever.</p>
<p>Meanwhile the short-sighted old man on the upper landing knew
not what to believe, nor what manner of animal he was gazing upon.</p>
<p>“God bless my soul, but they looked like Sally’s bears!” he exclaimed.
In another moment the thought that possibly some trained
monkeys had escaped from the zoo and somehow effected an entrance
into the house flashed across his mind.</p>
<p>He advanced to the rail and peered over it in order to catch another
glimpse of the queer little figures now in full retreat. But being
very near-sighted and having, in his haste, forgotten his spectacles, he
miscalculated the distance, and in another moment was turning somersaults
down the stairs in the wake of the Teddy bears, until he finally
landed at the bottom with a lugubrious thump which for the
moment deprived him of consciousness, while Rough House, roused
by the commotion, added his shrill barking to the general confusion.</p>
<p>Now from the lower hall rose voices of Papa Doctor and mamma in
terrified inquiry, demanding to know what upon earth was the matter.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[73]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>They were dreadfully astonished to find the house brilliantly lighted
from top to bottom and ringing with all sorts of unaccountable noises.</p>
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<p>As they received no reply they both rushed upstairs as fast as
their feet could carry them only to find poor old John extended in
an apparently lifeless condition on the landing, while in the nursery
Sally, her head under the counterpane, was sobbing wildly, too much<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[74]</SPAN></span>
terrified to do anything but clutch Peter Pan, which smooth rascal
reposed beside her, the tip of his black nose sticking out perkily from
beneath the coverlet.</p>
<p>The whistle of the night watchman was now heard advancing
along the street and Papa Doctor made a dash downstairs to secure
the man’s services. In a few moments he came hurrying along and
between them all they got John back into bed and applied some restoratives
that speedily brought him to his senses. But he at once
began to talk so wildly of Teddy bears and organ grinders’ monkeys
that Papa Doctor shook his head and gravely declared it his belief
that some sudden shock must have turned the old man’s brain.</p>
<p>To be sure it might have been the fall, but as he could give no
explanation of how he came to fall beyond his oft-repeated declaration
that he had been chasing some queer animals that resembled Sally’s
Teddy bears, the family gave up in despair and Papa Doctor concluded
to remain for the rest of the night with his flighty patient.</p>
<p>John having been comfortably disposed of, the watchman proceeded
to patrol the whole house, but discovered nothing, not even an unhooked
window by means of which any marauder might have gained
entrance.</p>
<p>The condition of things in the library clearly pointed to spite work,
as none of the costly volumes had been carried away, nor had any of<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[75]</SPAN></span>
the plate been removed from the dining-room. The destruction of
the pretty curios from the cabinets in the parlor strengthened this
theory. The miscreant, however, had covered his tracks so cleverly that
not the smallest clue to his identity could be discovered.</p>
<p>Finally the baffled policeman retired from the scene, promising to
send some detectives from the station in the morning. Lights were
extinguished somewhat reluctantly and the family retired, with the
uncomfortable feeling that the marauder might again pop in through
any convenient keyhole to continue his depredations.</p>
<p>All this time Peter Pan had lain cuddled close to his little mistress,
rather scared at the unlooked-for turn affairs had taken.</p>
<p>His mental processes were slow ones, but he was beginning to
comprehend the fact that his nightly revels must, in the future,
be conducted on a somewhat more orderly basis.</p>
<p>There was no telling what might be the result of a rigid investigation
by the police.</p>
<p>Acting on this idea, he cautiously slid from bed and proceeded to divest
the twins of their ill-gotten finery, in which they had serenely gone
to sleep. This he rolled up and poked into the grate behind the wood
and kindlings that were laid ready for lighting. This accomplished, he
crept back into bed and was soon slumbering placidly, his cold black
nose thrust into the rosy palm of his little mistress.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[76]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Next morning the house was filled with detectives from the Central
Station, but the most careful investigations resulted in nothing
whatever. And the officers were obliged to give up the case as another
of the unsolved mysteries, and departed, leaving as a final bit of advice
that all the doors in the house be locked when the family retired.</p>
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<p>Peter Pan, who all this time had been
perched jauntily on the edge of the ruined library
table, was not at all disconcerted by this edict.
Being the very largest size of Teddy bear, it was
quite possible for him to reach the locks of the
doors without any trouble whatever.</p>
<p>However, he concluded that it would be best
to lie low for awhile until the affair had blown
over, with the result that the North family enjoyed
a hard earned peace for some time.</p>
<p>Bedelia, however, was secretly furious, and being the more crafty
of the two, resolved that she would not be governed, but would start
an expedition of her own as soon as a favorable opportunity presented
itself. This, however, was long in coming, as Peter Pan somehow
scented danger in the wind. His suspicions had at first been aroused
by Bedelia’s behavior when she discovered the loss of the pretty garments
with which she had decked the twins. Indeed, upon his refusal<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[77]</SPAN></span>
to tell what he had done with them, her conduct had been far from wifely,
in that she smartly boxed his ears and had then promptly fallen into
a fit of hysterics, to calm which had required the united efforts of
all the toys in the nursery.</p>
<p>Following this she relapsed into a fit of the sulks, which made
life unbearable for every one concerned; all the time revolving in her
stubborn head the propriety of making another raid upon the chests
in the attic.</p>
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