<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[93]</SPAN></span></p>
<h2>CHAPTER XIII.<br/> <small><i>Peter Pan Uses the Telephone.</i></small></h2>
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<p class="drop-capi">VERY early next morning Sally was wakened by Rough House,
who was standing up on his hind legs beside her bed, licking
her face and occasionally uttering a short, sharp bark.</p>
<p>As soon as he saw that she was wide awake he ran
toward the door and then back to the bed, pulling at Sally’s nightgown,
and plainly begging her to follow him.</p>
<p>Sally jumped out of bed at once, hastily stuck her little pink toes
into her red bedroom slippers, a new pair, kept carefully in a convenient
hidie-hole where the dog’s greatest ingenuity could never discover
them, and threw over her nightie a dainty silk kimono on which
were embroidered a succession of smiling Japanese ladies, each one
sitting under a cherry tree in full bloom and holding over her head
a wonderful Japanese umbrella, which seemed to be entirely unnecessary
in view of the shade that must have been cast by the cherry tree. It
was, moreover, faced with pink satin, and was quite the most delightful
article in Sally’s wardrobe.</p>
<p>The little girl hastily followed the dog, who had started downstairs,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[94]</SPAN></span>
pausing now and then to look back and make sure that Sally
was following.</p>
<p>Down the stairs they hastened and as they reached the lower
flight sounds of woe were wafted to them from the kitchen. Thither
they hastened to find cook crying and wringing her hands over the
dreadful outlook.</p>
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<p>Immediately Sally thought of Marius at the ruins of Carthage, and
Herculaneum and Pompeii, stories that she had learned from her
governess; but she forbore to mention them, as cook was not exactly
in a frame of mind just then to absorb ancient history.</p>
<p>The little girl longed to rush forward and comfort her friend<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[95]</SPAN></span>
whom she had remembered from babyhood. But the kitchen floor was
in such a fearfully sticky mess with jam and pickles and scraps of cake
and pie that she could only hover on the outskirts, calling out her
condolences to cook, who for once in her life failed to pay the smallest
attention to her little favorite.</p>
<p>Just then John, the man who did all the chores about the house,
came stumping up the cellar stairs. He had gone down to attend to the
furnace, but had found something in the coal bin that sent him straight
back again as fast as his rheumatic leg would allow.</p>
<p>He now appeared in the doorway with his arms full of Peter Pan
and his family, all of which he proceeded to solemnly deposit in the
middle of the floor. And a more demoralized, disreputable looking
bunch one could never conceive or imagine.</p>
<p>Sticky with the cider in which they had wallowed and covered
with a fine layer of coal dust acquired in the quarters in which they
had passed the night, they presented an appalling vision, and poor
Sally lifted up her voice and wept in unison with cook.</p>
<p>Just then Rough House appeared at the kitchen door, having made
a trip upstairs and succeeded in arousing papa, mamma and nurse,
who now came hurrying down half-dressed. And Sally was forthwith
borne off to the nursery, where she was coddled and comforted and
dressed by the crackling wood fire.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[96]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Mamma condoled with cook and papa decided that a private detective
should henceforth look after the house during the night.</p>
<p>Rough House was the last one to leave for the upper regions and
as he followed mamma upstairs he cocked his eye knowingly at Peter
Pan, sitting disconsolately in the midst of his crocked and begrimed
family. That besmeared worthy glared sullenly back without being able
to hurl defiance at his enemy in any more emphatic manner.</p>
<p>Breakfast was late that morning and very scrappy, but nobody
cared for anything much, so much troubled were they all over the affair
in the kitchen. And after the doleful meal was concluded papa departed
to find Pinkerton and mamma and Sally drove down town carrying
the Teddy Bears to the cleaners, where, owing to their dreadful
condition, they were obliged to remain for at least a couple of
weeks.</p>
<p>It is needless to say that during their absence everything progressed
smoothly and the man from Pinkerton’s found himself, like Othello,
with his occupation gone. And when they finally returned fresh and
fine and several shades lighter from the cleaning process, they were
greeted with rapture by their little mistress.</p>
<p>Only the dogs were sorry to see them return. If ever a dog mourned
his inability to talk, that dog was Rough House as he watched Sally
while she hugged and kissed the returned prodigals.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[97]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>The dog had always been Peter Pan’s especial detestation, and now
his hatred was increased immeasurably. From his coign of vantage on
Sally’s knee he watched the dog sulkily, as he lay at the little girl’s
feet, his beautiful red coat glistening like satin in the winter sunshine
and his sharp, black nose between his two paws, apparently asleep, but
in reality watching everything through half-closed eyelids.</p>
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<p>Peter Pan had added considerably to his already varied store of knowledge
during his stay at the cleaning establishment, and had learned, for
one thing, that a telephone is a very handy thing to have in the house.
He had seen the employees at the cleaners use it frequently and was
fairly itching to get his mischief making paws on the receiver of the
extension phone that hung up in the nursery.</p>
<p>Mrs. Peter Pan had been carrying on worse than ever, and sulked
most of the time, for she had grown very lonely and did not get on
at all well with the rest of the toys in the nursery. She boxed the
cubs and snapped at her husband and altogether made life so unbearable
that after deep and prolonged meditation Peter Pan concocted a
scheme which he now only awaited a favorable opportunity to put
into execution.</p>
<p>His chance came on a certain night, when, the dogs having
gone to the farm for a few days, the coast in the nursery was quite
clear.</p>
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<p>Dragging a chair to the telephone he joyfully
mounted upon it and pulled
down the receiver. In another
moment the night watchman
at Schwartz’s was more
than astonished to be called
to the phone and to
hear a queer little
growling voice send
in a large order for
Teddy bears to be delivered
the first thing
next morning at the
North residence.</p>
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<p>The order was so
large that it completely
cleaned up
the stock of Teddy
bears, which were duly
packed, and at an early
hour a big delivery
wagon drew up in
front of Sally’s home,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[99]</SPAN></span>
and out of it the driver lifted a huge box, which he proceeded to
deposit in the front hall.</p>
<p>Mamma was not at home, having gone to
aunty’s for luncheon, but Sally immediately
sent for John, who opened the box
at once. When what should tumble
out but a whole multitude of
Teddy bears, of all sizes, colors and
descriptions?</p>
<p>Sally was rendered quite speechless
with delight and astonishment. And when mamma
arrived at home, late in the afternoon, she
was more than surprised to find her little daughter
sitting on the nursery floor
literally surrounded by
Teddy bears, that swarmed
all over the nursery and
overflowed into her own
room beyond.</p>
<p>In the midst of them and wearing a most delighted expression
sat Bedelia, no longer sulky but literally beaming and appearing the
very jolliest of bears.</p>
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<p>Immediately there was a good deal of telephoning, first to papa
and then to Schwartz’s; the latter, when they learned of the practical
joke that had been perpetrated, readily agreed to take back
the Teddy bears.</p>
<p>Sally was of course dreadfully disappointed, and although she
could not refrain from a few tears that reddened her poor little
nose, she was, on the whole, so sweet about it that papa allowed
her to select several bears which were kept in the nursery when the
rest of the tribe journeyed away in the big delivery wagon.</p>
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