<h2><SPAN name="chap12"></SPAN>CHAPTER XII.<br/> AN EXPLANATION AND A DARE</h2>
<p>The Rev. Dr. Cooper preached in Glen St. Mary the next evening and the
Presbyterian Church was crowded with people from near and far. The Reverend
Doctor was reputed to be a very eloquent speaker; and, bearing in mind the old
dictum that a minister should take his best clothes to the city and his best
sermons to the country, he delivered a very scholarly and impressive discourse.
But when the folks went home that night it was not of Dr. Cooper’s sermon
they talked. They had completely forgotten all about it.</p>
<p>Dr. Cooper had concluded with a fervent appeal, had wiped the perspiration from
his massive brow, had said “Let us pray” as he was famed for saying
it, and had duly prayed. There was a slight pause. In Glen St. Mary church the
old fashion of taking the collection after the sermon instead of before still
held—mainly because the Methodists had adopted the new fashion first, and
Miss Cornelia and Elder Clow would not hear of following where Methodists had
led. Charles Baxter and Thomas Douglas, whose duty it was to pass the plates,
were on the point of rising to their feet. The organist had got out the music
of her anthem and the choir had cleared its throat. Suddenly Faith Meredith
rose in the manse pew, walked up to the pulpit platform, and faced the amazed
audience.</p>
<p>Miss Cornelia half rose in her seat and then sat down again. Her pew was far
back and it occurred to her that whatever Faith meant to do or say would be
half done or said before she could reach her. There was no use making the
exhibition worse than it had to be. With an anguished glance at Mrs. Dr.
Blythe, and another at Deacon Warren of the Methodist Church, Miss Cornelia
resigned herself to another scandal.</p>
<p>“If the child was only dressed decently itself,” she groaned in
spirit.</p>
<p>Faith, having spilled ink on her good dress, had serenely put on an old one of
faded pink print. A caticornered rent in the skirt had been darned with scarlet
tracing cotton and the hem had been let down, showing a bright strip of unfaded
pink around the skirt. But Faith was not thinking of her clothes at all. She
was feeling suddenly nervous. What had seemed easy in imagination was rather
hard in reality. Confronted by all those staring questioning eyes Faith’s
courage almost failed her. The lights were so bright, the silence so awesome.
She thought she could not speak after all. But she <i>must</i>—her father <i>must</i>
be cleared of suspicion. Only—the words would <i>not</i> come.</p>
<p>Una’s little pearl-pure face gleamed up at her beseechingly from the
manse pew. The Blythe children were lost in amazement. Back under the gallery
Faith saw the sweet graciousness of Miss Rosemary West’s smile and the
amusement of Miss Ellen’s. But none of these helped her. It was Bertie
Shakespeare Drew who saved the situation. Bertie Shakespeare sat in the front
seat of the gallery and he made a derisive face at Faith. Faith promptly made a
dreadful one back at him, and, in her anger over being grimaced at by Bertie
Shakespeare, forgot her stage fright. She found her voice and spoke out clearly
and bravely.</p>
<p>“I want to explain something,” she said, “and I want to do it
now because everybody will hear it that heard the other. People are saying that
Una and I stayed home last Sunday and cleaned house instead of going to Sunday
School. Well, we did—but we didn’t mean to. We got mixed up in the
days of the week. It was all Elder Baxter’s fault”—sensation
in Baxter’s pew—“because he went and changed the
prayer-meeting to Wednesday night and then we thought Thursday was Friday and
so on till we thought Saturday was Sunday. Carl was laid up sick and so was
Aunt Martha, so they couldn’t put us right. We went to Sunday School in
all that rain on Saturday and nobody came. And then we thought we’d clean
house on Monday and stop old cats from talking about how dirty the manse
was”—general sensation all over the church—“and we did.
I shook the rugs in the Methodist graveyard because it was such a convenient
place and not because I meant to be disrespectful of the dead. It isn’t
the dead folks who have made the fuss over this—it’s the living
folks. And it isn’t right for any of you to blame my father for this,
because he was away and didn’t know, and anyhow we thought it was Monday.
He’s just the best father that ever lived in the world and we love him
with all our hearts.”</p>
<p>Faith’s bravado ebbed out in a sob. She ran down the steps and flashed
out of the side door of the church. There the friendly starlit, summer night
comforted her and the ache went out of her eyes and throat. She felt very
happy. The dreadful explanation was over and everybody knew now that her father
wasn’t to blame and that she and Una were not so wicked as to have
cleaned house knowingly on Sunday.</p>
<p>Inside the church people gazed blankly at each other, but Thomas Douglas rose
and walked up the aisle with a set face. <i>His</i> duty was clear; the collection
must be taken if the skies fell. Taken it was; the choir sang the anthem, with
a dismal conviction that it fell terribly flat, and Dr. Cooper gave out the
concluding hymn and pronounced the benediction with considerably less unction
than usual. The Reverend Doctor had a sense of humour and Faith’s
performance tickled him. Besides, John Meredith was well known in Presbyterian
circles.</p>
<p>Mr. Meredith returned home the next afternoon, but before his coming Faith
contrived to scandalize Glen St. Mary again. In the reaction from Sunday
evening’s intensity and strain she was especially full of what Miss
Cornelia would have called “devilment” on Monday. This led her to
dare Walter Blythe to ride through Main Street on a pig, while she rode another
one.</p>
<p>The pigs in question were two tall, lank animals, supposed to belong to Bertie
Shakespeare Drew’s father, which had been haunting the roadside by the
manse for a couple of weeks. Walter did not want to ride a pig through Glen St.
Mary, but whatever Faith Meredith dared him to do must be done. They tore down
the hill and through the village, Faith bent double with laughter over her
terrified courser, Walter crimson with shame. They tore past the minister
himself, just coming home from the station; he, being a little less dreamy and
abstracted than usual—owing to having had a talk on the train with Miss
Cornelia who always wakened him up temporarily—noticed them, and thought
he really must speak to Faith about it and tell her that such conduct was not
seemly. But he had forgotten the trifling incident by the time he reached home.
They passed Mrs. Alec Davis, who shrieked in horror, and they passed Miss
Rosemary West who laughed and sighed. Finally, just before the pigs swooped
into Bertie Shakespeare Drew’s back yard, never to emerge therefrom
again, so great had been the shock to their nerves—Faith and Walter
jumped off, as Dr. and Mrs. Blythe drove swiftly by.</p>
<p>“So that is how you bring up your boys,” said Gilbert with mock
severity.</p>
<p>“Perhaps I do spoil them a little,” said Anne contritely,
“but, oh, Gilbert, when I think of my own childhood before I came to
Green Gables I haven’t the heart to be very strict. How hungry for love
and fun I was—an unloved little drudge with never a chance to play! They
do have such good times with the manse children.”</p>
<p>“What about the poor pigs?” asked Gilbert.</p>
<p>Anne tried to look sober and failed.</p>
<p>“Do you really think it hurt them?” she said. “I don’t
think anything could hurt those animals. They’ve been the plague of the
neighbourhood this summer and the Drews <i>won’t</i> shut them up. But
I’ll talk to Walter—if I can keep from laughing when I do
it.”</p>
<p>Miss Cornelia came up to Ingleside that evening to relieve her feelings over
Sunday night. To her surprise she found that Anne did not view Faith’s
performance in quite the same light as she did.</p>
<p>“I thought there was something brave and pathetic in her getting up there
before that churchful of people, to confess,” she said. “You could
see she was frightened to death—yet she was bound to clear her father. I
loved her for it.”</p>
<p>“Oh, of course, the poor child meant well,” sighed Miss Cornelia,
“but just the same it was a terrible thing to do, and is making more talk
than the house-cleaning on Sunday. <i>That</i> had begun to die away, and this has
started it all up again. Rosemary West is like you—she said last night as
she left the church that it was a plucky thing for Faith to do, but it made her
feel sorry for the child, too. Miss Ellen thought it all a good joke, and said
she hadn’t had as much fun in church for years. Of course <i>they</i>
don’t care—they are Episcopalians. But we Presbyterians feel it.
And there were so many hotel people there that night and scores of Methodists.
Mrs. Leander Crawford cried, she felt so bad. And Mrs. Alec Davis said the
little hussy ought to be spanked.”</p>
<p>“Mrs. Leander Crawford is always crying in church,” said Susan
contemptuously. “She cries over every affecting thing the minister says.
But you do not often see her name on a subscription list, Mrs. Dr. dear. Tears
come cheaper. She tried to talk to me one day about Aunt Martha being such a
dirty housekeeper; and I wanted to say, ‘Every one knows that <i>you</i> have
been seen mixing up cakes in the kitchen wash-pan, Mrs. Leander
Crawford!’ But I did not say it, Mrs. Dr. dear, because I have too much
respect for myself to condescend to argue with the likes of her. But I could
tell worse things than <i>that</i> of Mrs. Leander Crawford, if I was disposed to
gossip. And as for Mrs. Alec Davis, if she had said that to me, Mrs. Dr. dear,
do you know what I would have said? I would have said, ‘I have no doubt
you would like to spank Faith, Mrs. Davis, but you will never have the chance
to spank a minister’s daughter either in this world or in that which is
to come.’”</p>
<p>“If poor Faith had only been decently dressed,” lamented Miss
Cornelia again, “it wouldn’t have been quite that bad. But that
dress looked dreadful, as she stood there upon the platform.”</p>
<p>“It was clean, though, Mrs. Dr. dear,” said Susan. “They <i>are</i>
clean children. They may be very heedless and reckless, Mrs. Dr. dear, and I am
not saying they are not, but they <i>never</i> forget to wash behind their
ears.”</p>
<p>“The idea of Faith forgetting what day was Sunday,” persisted Miss
Cornelia. “She will grow up just as careless and impractical as her
father, believe <i>me</i>. I suppose Carl would have known better if he hadn’t
been sick. I don’t know what was wrong with him, but I think it very
likely he had been eating those blueberries that grew in the graveyard. No
wonder they made him sick. If I was a Methodist I’d try to keep my
graveyard cleaned up at least.”</p>
<p>“I am of the opinion that Carl only ate the sours that grow on the
dyke,” said Susan hopefully. “I do not think <i>any</i> minister’s
son would eat blueberries that grew on the graves of dead people. You know it
would not be so bad, Mrs. Dr. dear, to eat things that grew on the dyke.”</p>
<p>“The worst of last night’s performance was the face Faith made made
at somebody in the congregation before she started in,” said Miss
Cornelia. “Elder Clow declares she made it at him. And <i>did</i> you hear that
she was seen riding on a pig to-day?”</p>
<p>“I saw her. Walter was with her. I gave him a little—a <i>very</i>
little—scolding about it. He did not say much, but he gave me the
impression that it had been his idea and that Faith was not to blame.”</p>
<p>“I do not not believe <i>that</i>, Mrs. Dr. dear,” cried Susan, up in
arms. “That is just Walter’s way—to take the blame on
himself. But you know as well as I do, Mrs. Dr. dear, that that blessed child
would never have thought of riding on a pig, even if he does write
poetry.”</p>
<p>“Oh, there’s no doubt the notion was hatched in Faith
Meredith’s brain,” said Miss Cornelia. “And I don’t say
that I’m sorry that Amos Drew’s old pigs did get their come-uppance
for once. But the minister’s daughter!”</p>
<p>“<i>And</i> the doctor’s son!” said Anne, mimicking Miss
Cornelia’s tone. Then she laughed. “Dear Miss Cornelia,
they’re only little children. And you <i>know</i> they’ve never yet done
anything bad—they’re just heedless and impulsive—as I was
myself once. They’ll grow sedate and sober—as I’ve
done.”</p>
<p>Miss Cornelia laughed, too.</p>
<p>“There are times, Anne dearie, when I know by your eyes that <i>your</i>
soberness is put on like a garment and you’re really aching to do
something wild and young again. Well, I feel encouraged. Somehow, a talk with
you always does have that effect on me. Now, when I go to see Barbara Samson,
it’s just the opposite. She makes me feel that everything’s wrong
and always will be. But of course living all your life with a man like Joe
Samson wouldn’t be exactly cheering.”</p>
<p>“It is a very strange thing to think that she married Joe Samson after
all her chances,” remarked Susan. “She was much sought after when
she was a girl. She used to boast to me that she had twenty-one beaus and Mr.
Pethick.”</p>
<p>“What was Mr. Pethick?”</p>
<p>“Well, he was a sort of hanger-on, Mrs. Dr. dear, but you could not
exactly call him a beau. He did not really have any intentions. Twenty-one
beaus—and me that never had one! But Barbara went through the woods and
picked up the crooked stick after all. And yet they say her husband can make
better baking powder biscuits than she can, and she always gets him to make
them when company comes to tea.”</p>
<p>“Which reminds <i>me</i> that I have company coming to tea to-morrow and I must
go home and set my bread,” said Miss Cornelia. “Mary said she could
set it and no doubt she could. But while I live and move and have my being
<i>I</i> set my own bread, believe me.”</p>
<p>“How is Mary getting on?” asked Anne.</p>
<p>“I’ve no fault to find with Mary,” said Miss Cornelia rather
gloomily. “She’s getting some flesh on her bones and she’s
clean and respectful—though there’s more in her than <i>I</i> can
fathom. She’s a sly puss. If you dug for a thousand years you
couldn’t get to the bottom of that child’s mind, believe <i>me!</i> As for
work, I never saw anything like her. She <i>eats</i> it up. Mrs. Wiley may have been
cruel to her, but folks needn’t say she made Mary work. Mary’s a
born worker. Sometimes I wonder which will wear out first—her legs or her
tongue. I don’t have enough to do to keep me out of mischief these days.
I’ll be real glad when school opens, for then I’ll have something
to do again. Mary doesn’t want to go to school, but I put my foot down
and said that go she must. I shall <i>not</i> have the Methodists saying that I kept
her out of school while I lolled in idleness.”</p>
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