<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_IX" id="CHAPTER_IX">CHAPTER IX</SPAN></h2>
<h3>THE SHAMPOO</h3>
<p>Football was in the air. On every side was
the talk of it, and around the college, on the
streets leading to the gridiron, and in the cars that
took the students out there to watch the practice,
could be heard little else but snatches of conversation
about “punts” and “forward passes,” the
chances for this end or that fullback—how the
Bulldog sized up against Princeton and Harvard.</p>
<p>Of course Joe was interested in this, and he
was among the most loyal supporters of the team,
going out to the practice, and cheering when the
’varsity made a touchdown against the luckless
scrub.</p>
<p>“We’re going to have a great team!” declared
Ricky, as he walked back from practice with Joe
one day.</p>
<p>“I’m sure I hope so,” spoke our hero. “Have
you had a chance?”</p>
<p>“Well, I’m one of the subs, and I’ve reported
every day. They kept us tackling the dummy for<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[74]</SPAN></span>
quite a while, and I think I got the eye of one of the
coaches. But there are so many fellows trying,
and such competition, that I don’t know—it’s a
fierce fight,” and Ricky sighed.</p>
<p>“Never mind,” consoled Joe. “You’ll make
good, I’m sure. I’ll have my troubles when the
baseball season opens. I guess it won’t be easy to
get on the nine.”</p>
<p>“Well, maybe not, if you insist on being pitcher,”
said Ricky. “I hear that Weston, who
twirled last season, is in line for it again.”</p>
<p>“Weston—does he pitch?” gasped Joe. It
was the first time he had heard—or thought to
ask—what position the lad held who had sneered
at him.</p>
<p>“That’s his specialty,” declared Ricky.
“They’re depending on him for the Yale-Princeton
game. Princeton took the odd game last year,
and we want it this.”</p>
<p>“I hope we get it,” murmured Joe. “And so
Ford Weston pitches; eh? If it comes to a contest
between us I’m afraid it will be a bitter one.
He hates me already. I guess he thinks I’ve got
a swelled head.”</p>
<p>“Say, look here, Joe!” exclaimed Ricky, with
a curious look on his face, “you don’t seem to
know the ropes here. You’re a Freshman, you
know.”</p>
<p>“Sure I know that. What of it?”</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[75]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“Lots. You know that you haven’t got the
ghost of a show to be pitcher on the ’varsity; don’t
you?”</p>
<p>“Know it? Do you mean that Weston can so
work things as to keep me off?”</p>
<p>“Not Weston; no. But the rules themselves
are against you. It’s utterly impossible that you
should pitch this year.”</p>
<p>“Why? What rules? I didn’t know I was ineligible.”</p>
<p>“Well, you are. Listen, Joe. Under the intercollegiate
rules no Freshman can play on the
’varsity baseball nine, let alone being the pitcher.”</p>
<p>“He can’t?” and Joe stood aghast.</p>
<p>“No. It’s out of the question. I supposed you
knew that or I’d have mentioned it before.”</p>
<p>Joe was silent a moment. His heart seemed almost
to stop beating. He felt as though the floor
of the room was sinking from under his feet.</p>
<p>“I—I never thought to ask about rules,” said
Joe, slowly. “I took it for granted that Yale was
like other smaller universities—that any fellow
could play on the ’varsity if he could make it.”</p>
<p>“Not at Yale, or any of the big universities,”
went on Ricky in softened tones, for he saw that
Joe was much affected. “You see the rule was
adopted to prevent the ringing in of a semi-professional,
who might come here for a few months,
qualify as a Freshman, and play on the ’varsity.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[76]</SPAN></span>
You’ve got to be a Sophomore, at least, before
you can hope to make the big team, and then of
course, it’s up to you to make a fight for the
pitcher’s box.”</p>
<p>Once more Joe was silent. His hopes had been
suddenly crushed, and, in a measure, it was his
own fault, for he had taken too much for granted.
He felt a sense of bitterness—bitterness that he
had allowed himself to be persuaded to come to
Yale against his own wishes.</p>
<p>And yet he knew that it would never have done
to have gone against his parents. They had their
hearts set on a college course for him.</p>
<p>“Hang it all!” exclaimed Joe, as he paced up
and down, “why didn’t I think to make some inquiries?”</p>
<p>“It would have been better,” agreed Ricky.
“But there’s no great harm done. You can play
on the Freshman team this coming season, and
then, when you’re a Soph., you can go on that team,
and you’ll be in line for the ’varsity. You can
play on the Junior team, if you like, and they have
some smashing good games once in a while.”</p>
<p>“But it isn’t the ’varsity,” lamented Joe.</p>
<p>“No. But look here, old man; you’ve got to
take things as they come. I don’t want to preach,
but——”</p>
<p>“That’s all right—slam it into me!” exclaimed
Joe. “I need it—I deserve it. It’ll do me good.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[77]</SPAN></span>
I won’t be so cock-sure next time. But I hoped to
make the ’varsity this season.”</p>
<p>“It’ll be better for you in the end not to have
done so,” went on his friend. “You need more
practice, than you have had, to take your place on
the big team. A season with the Freshmen will
give it to you. You’ll learn the ropes better—get
imbued with some of the Yale spirit, and you’ll
be more of a man. It’s no joke, I tell you, to
pitch on the ’varsity.”</p>
<p>“No, I imagine not,” agreed Joe, slowly.
“Then, I suppose there’s no use of me trying to
even get my name down on a sort of waiting list.”</p>
<p>“Not until you see how you make out on the
Freshman team,” agreed Ricky. “You’ll be
watched there, so look out for yourself. The old
players, who act as coaches, are always on the
lookout for promising material. You’ll be sized
up when you aren’t expecting it. And, not only
will they watch to see how you play ball, but how
you act under all sorts of cross-fire, and in emergencies.
It isn’t going to be any cinch.”</p>
<p>“No, I can realize that,” replied Joe. “And
so Weston has been through the mill, and made
good?”</p>
<p>“He’s been through the mill, that’s sure
enough,” agreed Ricky, “but just how good he’s
made will have to be judged later. He wasn’t
such a wonder last season.”</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[78]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“There’s something queer about him,” said
Joe.</p>
<p>“How’s that?”</p>
<p>“Why, if he’s only a Soph. this year he must
have been a Freshman last. And yet he pitched
on the ’varsity I understand.”</p>
<p>“Weston’s is a peculiar case,” said Ricky. “I
heard some of the fellows discussing it. He’s
classed as a Soph., but he ought really to be a
Junior. This is his third year here. He’s a smart
chap in some things, but he got conditioned in
others, and in some studies he is still taking the
Soph. lectures, while in others he is with the
Juniors. He was partly educated abroad, it
seems, and that put him ahead of lots of us in
some things. So, while he was rated with the
Freshmen in some studies last year, he was enough
of a Sophomore to comply with the intercollegiate
rules, and pitch on the ’varsity. He did well, so
they said.”</p>
<p>“I wish fate handed me out something like
that,” mused Joe. “If I had known that I’d have
boned away on certain things so as to get a Sophomore
rating—at least enough to get on the big
nine.”</p>
<p>“Why, don’t you intend to stay at Yale?”
asked Ricky. “A year soon passes. You’ll be
a Sophomore before you know it.”</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[79]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“I wish I was in Weston’s shoes,” said Joe
softly.</p>
<p>Since that meeting on the campus, when the
Sophomore had not recognized Joe, the two had
not encountered each other, and Joe was glad
enough of it.</p>
<p>“I’m glad I didn’t meet him in Riverside,”
thought Joe. “It won’t make it so hard here—when
it comes to a showdown. For I’m going
to make the nine! The ’varsity nine; if not this
year, then next!” and he shut his teeth in determination.</p>
<p>Meanwhile matters were gradually adjusting
themselves to the new conditions of affairs at
Yale—at least as regards Joe and the other Freshmen.
The congenial spirits in the Red Shack, increased
by some newcomers, had, in a measure,
“found” themselves. Recitations and lectures
began their regular routine, and though some of
the latter were “cut,” and though often in the
interests of football the report of “not prepared”
was made, still on the whole Joe and his chums
did fairly well.</p>
<p>Joe, perhaps because of his lack of active interest
in football, as was the case with his room-mate,
Spike, did better than the others as regards
lessons. Yet it did not come easy to Joe to buckle
down to the hard and exacting work of a college<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[80]</SPAN></span>
course, as compared to the rather easy methods
in vogue at Excelsior Hall.</p>
<p>Joe was not a natural student, and to get a certain
amount of comparatively dry knowledge into
his head required hours of faithful work.</p>
<p>“I’m willing to make a try of it—for the sake
of the folks,” he confided to Spike; “but I know
I’m never going to set the river on fire with classics
or math. I’m next door to hating them. I want
to play baseball.”</p>
<p>“Well, I can’t blame you—in a way,” admitted
his chum. “Of course baseball isn’t all there is
to life, though I do like it myself.”</p>
<p>“It’s going to be my business in life,” said Joe
simply, and Spike realized then, if never before,
the all-absorbing hold the great game had on his
friend. To Joe baseball was as much of a business—or
a profession if you like—as the pulpit
was to a divinity student, or the courts to a member
of the law school.</p>
<p>The Yale football team began its triumphant
career, and the expectations of the friends of the
eleven were fully realized. To his delight Ricky
played part of a game, and there was no holding
him afterward.</p>
<p>“I’ve got a chance to buck the Princeton tiger!”
he declared. “The head coach said I did well!”</p>
<p>“Good!” cried Joe, wondering if he would<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[81]</SPAN></span>
have such fine luck when the baseball season
started.</p>
<p>Affairs at the Red Shack went on smoothly, and
at the Mush and Milk Club, which the Freshmen
had dubbed their eating joint, there were many
assemblings of congenial spirits. Occasionally
there was a session at Glory’s—a session that
lasted far into the night—though Joe and his
room-mate did not hold forth at many such.</p>
<p>“It’s bad for the head the next day,” declared
Spike, and he was strictly abstemious in his habits,
as was Joe. But not all the crowd at the Red
Shack were in this class, and often there were disturbances
at early hours of the morning—college
songs howled under the windows with more or less
“harmony,” and appeals to Joe and the others to
“stick out their heads.”</p>
<p>“I think we’ll get ours soon,” spoke Spike one
night, as he and Joe sat at the centre table of the
room, studying.</p>
<p>“Our what?”</p>
<p>“Drill. I heard that a lot of the Freshmen
were caught down the street this evening and made
to walk Spanish. They’re beginning the shampoo,
too.”</p>
<p>“The shampoo—what’s that?”</p>
<p>“An ancient and honorable Yale institution, in
which the candidate is head-massaged with a bucket
of paste or something else.”</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[82]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“Paste or what?”</p>
<p>“You’re allowed your choice, I believe. Paste
for mine, it’s easier to get out of your hair if you
take it in time.”</p>
<p>“That’s right. I’m with you—but—er—how
about a fight?”</p>
<p>“It’s up to you. Lots of the Freshmen stand
’em off. It’s allowed if you like.”</p>
<p>“Then I say—fight!” exclaimed Joe. “I’m
not going to be shampooed in that silly fashion if
I can help it.”</p>
<p>“Then we’ll stand ’em off?” questioned Spike.</p>
<p>“Sure—as long as we can,” declared Joe.
“Though if they bring too big a bunch against us
we’ll probably get the worst of it.”</p>
<p>“Very likely, but we can have the satisfaction
of punching some of the Sophs. I’m with you.”</p>
<p>“Where’ll they do it?”</p>
<p>“No telling. They may catch us on the street,
or they may come here. For choice——”</p>
<p>Spike paused and held up his hand for silence.
There was a noise in the hall, in the direction of
the front door. Then came the voice of Ricky
Hanover saying:</p>
<p>“No, you don’t! I’ve got the bulge on you!
No monkey business here!”</p>
<p>“Get away from that door, Fresh.!” shouted
someone, half-angrily; “or we’ll bust it in!”</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[83]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“Give him the shampoo—both of ’em!” yelled
another.</p>
<p>“You don’t get in here!” cried Ricky. “I
say——”</p>
<p>His voice was drowned out in a crash, and a
moment later there was the sound of a struggle.</p>
<p>“Here they come,” said Spike in a low voice.</p>
<p>“Let’s take off our coats,” proposed Joe, in the
same tone. “If we’re going to fight I want to
be ready.”</p>
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