<h2>XXIII. MILITARY PREPARATIONS ON AN EXTENDED SCALE</h2>
<p>Christmas had passed. Dreary winter with dark evenings
had given place to more dreary winter with light evenings.
Rapid thaws had ended in rain, rain in wind, wind in dust.
Showery days had come—the season of pink dawns and white
sunsets; and people hoped that the March weather was over.</p>
<p>The chief incident that concerned the household at the mill
was that the miller, following the example of all his neighbours,
had become a volunteer, and duly appeared twice a week in a red,
long-tailed military coat, pipe-clayed breeches, black cloth
gaiters, a heel-balled helmet-hat, with a tuft of green wool, and
epaulettes of the same colour and material. Bob still
remained neutral. Not being able to decide whether to enrol
himself as a sea-fencible, a local militia-man, or a volunteer,
he simply went on dancing attendance upon Anne. Mrs.
Loveday had become awake to the fact that the pair of young
people stood in a curious attitude towards each other; but as
they were never seen with their heads together, and scarcely ever
sat even in the same room, she could not be sure what their
movements meant.</p>
<p>Strangely enough (or perhaps naturally enough), since entering
the Loveday family herself, she had gradually grown to think less
favourably of Anne doing the same thing, and reverted to her
original idea of encouraging Festus; this more particularly
because he had of late shown such perseverance in haunting the
precincts of the mill, presumably with the intention of lighting
upon the young girl. But the weather had kept her mostly
indoors.</p>
<p>One afternoon it was raining in torrents. Such leaves as
there were on trees at this time of year—those of the
laurel and other evergreens—staggered beneath the hard
blows of the drops which fell upon them, and afterwards could be
seen trickling down the stems beneath and silently entering the
ground. The surface of the mill-pond leapt up in a thousand
spirts under the same downfall, and clucked like a hen in the
rat-holes along the banks as it undulated under the wind.
The only dry spot visible from the front windows of the
mill-house was the inside of a small shed, on the opposite side
of the courtyard. While Mrs. Loveday was noticing the
threads of rain descending across its interior shade, Festus
Derriman walked up and entered it for shelter, which, owing to
the lumber within, it but scantily afforded to a man who would
have been a match for one of Frederick William’s
Patagonians.</p>
<p>It was an excellent opportunity for helping on her
scheme. Anne was in the back room, and by asking him in
till the rain was over she would bring him face to face with her
daughter, whom, as the days went on, she increasingly wished to
marry other than a Loveday, now that the romance of her own
alliance with the millet had in some respects worn off. She
was better provided for than before; she was not unhappy; but the
plain fact was that she had married beneath her. She
beckoned to Festus through the window-pane; he instantly complied
with her signal, having in fact placed himself there on purpose
to be noticed; for he knew that Miss Garland would not be
out-of-doors on such a day.</p>
<p>‘Good afternoon, Mrs. Loveday,’ said Festus on
entering. ‘There now—if I didn’t think
that’s how it would be!’ His voice had suddenly
warmed to anger, for he had seen a door close in the back part of
the room, a lithe figure having previously slipped through.</p>
<p>Mrs. Loveday turned, observed that Anne was gone, and said,
‘What is it?’ as if she did not know.</p>
<p>‘O, nothing, nothing!’ said Festus crossly.
‘You know well enough what it is, ma’am; only you
make pretence otherwise. But I’ll bring her to book
yet. You shall drop your haughty airs, my charmer!
She little thinks I have kept an account of ’em
all.’</p>
<p>‘But you must treat her politely, sir,’ said Mrs.
Loveday, secretly pleased at these signs of uncontrollable
affection.</p>
<p>‘Don’t tell me of politeness or generosity,
ma’am! She is more than a match for me. She
regularly gets over me. I have passed by this house
five-and-fifty times since last Martinmas, and this is all my
reward for’t!’</p>
<p>‘But you will stay till the rain is over,
sir?’</p>
<p>‘No. I don’t mind rain. I’m off
again. She’s got somebody else in her
eye!’ And the yeoman went out, slamming the door.</p>
<p>Meanwhile the slippery object of his hopes had gone along the
dark passage, passed the trap which opened on the wheel, and
through the door into the mill, where she was met by Bob, who
looked up from the flour-shoot inquiringly and said, ‘You
want me, Miss Garland?’</p>
<p>‘O no,’ said she. ‘I only want to be
allowed to stand here a few minutes.’</p>
<p>He looked at her to know if she meant it, and finding that she
did, returned to his post. When the mill had rumbled on a
little longer he came back.</p>
<p>‘Bob,’ she said, when she saw him move,
‘remember that you are at work, and have no time to stand
close to me.’</p>
<p>He bowed and went to his original post again, Anne watching
from the window till Festus should leave. The mill rumbled
on as before, and at last Bob came to her for the third
time. ‘Now, Bob—’ she began.</p>
<p>‘On my honour, ’tis only to ask a question.
Will you walk with me to church next Sunday afternoon?’</p>
<p>‘Perhaps I will,’ she said. But at this
moment the yeoman left the house, and Anne, to escape further
parley, returned to the dwelling by the way she had come.</p>
<p>Sunday afternoon arrived, and the family was standing at the
door waiting for the church bells to begin. From that side
of the house they could see southward across a paddock to the
rising ground further ahead, where there grew a large elm-tree,
beneath whose boughs footpaths crossed in different directions,
like meridians at the pole. The tree was old, and in summer
the grass beneath it was quite trodden away by the feet of the
many trysters and idlers who haunted the spot. The tree
formed a conspicuous object in the surrounding landscape.</p>
<p>While they looked, a foot soldier in red uniform and white
breeches came along one of the paths, and stopping beneath the
elm, took from his pocket a paper, which he proceeded to nail up
by the four corners to the trunk. He drew back, looked at
it, and went on his way. Bob got his glass from indoors and
levelled it at the placard, but after looking for a long time he
could make out nothing but a lion and a unicorn at the top.
Anne, who was ready for church, moved away from the door, though
it was yet early, and showed her intention of going by way of the
elm. The paper had been so impressively nailed up that she
was curious to read it even at this theological time. Bob
took the opportunity of following, and reminded her of her
promise.</p>
<p>‘Then walk behind me not at all close,’ she
said.</p>
<p>‘Yes,’ he replied, immediately dropping
behind.</p>
<p>The ludicrous humility of his manner led her to add playfully
over her shoulder, ‘It serves you right, you
know.’</p>
<p>‘I deserve anything, but I must take the liberty to say
that I hope my behaviour about Matil—, in forgetting you
awhile, will not make ye wish to keep me <i>always</i>
behind?’</p>
<p>She replied confidentially, ‘Why I am so earnest not to
be seen with you is that I may appear to people to be independent
of you. Knowing what I do of your weaknesses I can do no
otherwise. You must be schooled into—’</p>
<p>‘O, Anne,’ sighed Bob, ‘you hit me
hard—too hard! If ever I do win you I am sure I shall
have fairly earned you.’</p>
<p>‘You are not what you once seemed to be,’ she
returned softly. ‘I don’t quite like to let
myself love you.’ The last words were not very
audible, and as Bob was behind he caught nothing of them, nor did
he see how sentimental she had become all of a sudden. They
walked the rest of the way in silence, and coming to the tree
read as follows:—</p>
<blockquote><p>ADDRESS TO ALL RANKS AND DESCRIPTIONS OF
ENGLISHMEN.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Friends and Countrymen</span>,—The
French are now assembling the largest force that ever was
prepared to invade this Kingdom, with the professed purpose of
effecting our complete Ruin and Destruction. They do not
disguise their intentions, as they have often done to other
Countries; but openly boast that they will come over in such
Numbers as cannot be resisted.</p>
<p>Wherever the French have lately appeared they have spared
neither Rich nor Poor, Old nor Young; but like a Destructive
Pestilence have laid waste and destroyed every Thing that before
was fair and flourishing.</p>
<p>On this occasion no man’s service is compelled, but you
are invited voluntarily to come forward in defence of everything
that is dear to you, by entering your Names on the Lists which
are sent to the Tything-man of every Parish, and engaging to act
either as <i>Associated Volunteers bearing Arms</i>, <i>as
Pioneers and Labourers</i>, or as <i>Drivers of Waggons</i>.</p>
<p>As Associated Volunteers you will be called out only once a
week, unless the actual Landing of the Enemy should render your
further Services necessary.</p>
<p>As Pioneers or Labourers you will be employed in Breaking up
Roads to hinder the Enemy’s advance.</p>
<p>Those who have Pickaxes, Spades, Shovels, Bill-hooks, or other
Working Implements, are desired to mention them to the Constable
or Tything-man of their Parish, in order that they may be entered
on the Lists opposite their Homes, to be used if necessary. . .
.</p>
<p>It is thought desirable to give you this Explanation, that you
may not be ignorant of the Duties to which you may be
called. But if the love of true Liberty and honest Fame has
not ceased to animate the Hearts of Englishmen, Pay, though
necessary, will be the least Part of your Reward. You will
find your best Recompense in having done your Duty to your King
and Country by driving back or destroying your old and implacable
Enemy, envious of your Freedom and Happiness, and therefore
seeking to destroy them; in having protected your Wives and
Children from Death, or worse than Death, which will follow the
Success of such Inveterate Foes.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Rouse</span>, therefore, and unite as one
man in the best of Causes! United we may defy the World to
conquer us; but Victory will never belong to those who are
slothful and unprepared. <SPAN name="citation207"></SPAN><SPAN href="#footnote207" class="citation">[207]</SPAN></p>
</blockquote>
<p>‘I must go and join at once!’ said Bob.</p>
<p>Anne turned to him, all the playfulness gone from her
face. ‘I wish we lived in the north of England, Bob,
so as to be further away from where he’ll land!’ she
murmured uneasily.</p>
<p>‘Where we are would be Paradise to me, if you would only
make it so.’</p>
<p>‘It is not right to talk so lightly at such a serious
time,’ she thoughtfully returned, going on towards the
church.</p>
<p>On drawing near, they saw through the boughs of a clump of
intervening trees, still leafless, but bursting into buds of
amber hue, a glittering which seemed to be reflected from points
of steel. In a few moments they heard above the tender
chiming of the church bells the loud voice of a man giving words
of command, at which all the metallic points suddenly shifted
like the bristles of a porcupine, and glistened anew.</p>
<p>‘’Tis the drilling,’ said Loveday.
‘They drill now between the services, you know, because
they can’t get the men together so readily in the
week. It makes me feel that I ought to be doing more than I
am!’</p>
<p>When they had passed round the belt of trees, the company of
recruits became visible, consisting of the able-bodied
inhabitants of the hamlets thereabout, more or less known to Bob
and Anne. They were assembled on the green plot outside the
churchyard-gate, dressed in their common clothes, and the
sergeant who had been putting them through their drill was the
man who nailed up the proclamation. He was now engaged in
untying a canvas money-bag, from which he drew forth a handful of
shillings, giving one to each man in payment for his
attendance.</p>
<p>‘Men, I dismissed ye too soon—parade, parade
again, I say,’ he cried. ‘My watch is fast, I
find. There’s another twenty minutes afore the
worship of God commences. Now all of you that
ha’n’t got firelocks, fall in at the lower end.
Eyes right and dress!’</p>
<p>As every man was anxious to see how the rest stood, those at
the end of the line pressed forward for that purpose, till the
line assumed the form of a bow.</p>
<p>‘Look at ye now! Why, you are all a crooking
in! Dress, dress!’</p>
<p>They dressed forthwith; but impelled by the same motive they
soon resumed their former figure, and so they were despairingly
permitted to remain.</p>
<p>‘Now, I hope you’ll have a little patience,’
said the sergeant, as he stood in the centre of the arc,
‘and pay strict attention to the word of command, just
exactly as I give it out to ye; and if I should go wrong, I shall
be much obliged to any friend who’ll put me right again,
for I have only been in the army three weeks myself, and we are
all liable to mistakes.’</p>
<p>‘So we be, so we be,’ said the line heartily.</p>
<p>‘’Tention, the whole, then. Poise
fawlocks! Very well done!’</p>
<p>‘Please, what must we do that haven’t got no
firelocks!’ said the lower end of the line in a helpless
voice.</p>
<p>‘Now, was ever such a question! Why, you must do
nothing at all, but think <i>how</i> you’d poise ’em
<i>if</i> you had ’em. You middle men, that are armed
with hurdle-sticks and cabbage-stumps just to make-believe, must
of course use ’em as if they were the real thing. Now
then, cock fawlocks! Present! Fire! (Pretend to, I
mean, and the same time throw yer imagination into the field
o’ battle.) Very good—very good indeed; except
that some of you were a <i>little</i> too soon, and the rest a
<i>little</i> too late.’</p>
<p>‘Please, sergeant, can I fall out, as I am master-player
in the choir, and my bass-viol strings won’t stand at this
time o’ year, unless they be screwed up a little before the
passon comes in?’</p>
<p>‘How can you think of such trifles as churchgoing at
such a time as this, when your own native country is on the point
of invasion?’ said the sergeant sternly. ‘And,
as you know, the drill ends three minutes afore church begins,
and that’s the law, and it wants a quarter of an hour
yet. Now, at the word <i>Prime</i>, shake the powder
(supposing you’ve got it) into the priming-pan, three last
fingers behind the rammer; then shut your pans, drawing your
right arm nimble-like towards your body. I ought to have
told ye before this, that at <i>Hand your katridge</i>, seize it
and bring it with a quick motion to your mouth, bite the top well
off, and don’t swaller so much of the powder as to make ye
hawk and spet instead of attending to your drill.
What’s that man a-saying of in the rear rank?’</p>
<p>‘Please, sir, ’tis Anthony Cripplestraw, wanting
to know how he’s to bite off his katridge, when he
haven’t a tooth left in ’s head?’</p>
<p>‘Man! Why, what’s your genius for war?
Hold it up to your right-hand man’s mouth, to be sure, and
let him nip it off for ye. Well, what have you to say,
Private Tremlett? Don’t ye understand
English?’</p>
<p>‘Ask yer pardon, sergeant; but what must we infantry of
the awkward squad do if Boney comes afore we get our
firelocks?’</p>
<p>‘Take a pike, like the rest of the incapables.
You’ll find a store of them ready in the corner of the
church tower. Now
then—Shoulder—r—r—r—’</p>
<p>‘There, they be tinging in the passon!’ exclaimed
David, Miller Loveday’s man, who also formed one of the
company, as the bells changed from chiming all three together to
a quick beating of one. The whole line drew a breath of
relief, threw down their arms, and began running off.</p>
<p>‘Well, then, I must dismiss ye,’ said the
sergeant. ‘Come back—come back! Next
drill is Tuesday afternoon at four. And, mind, if your
masters won’t let ye leave work soon enough, tell me, and
I’ll write a line to Gover’ment!
‘Tention! To the right—left wheel, I
mean—no, no—right wheel.
Mar—r—r—rch!’</p>
<p>Some wheeled to the right and some to the left, and some
obliging men, including Cripplestraw, tried to wheel both
ways.</p>
<p>‘Stop, stop; try again! ‘Cruits and
comrades, unfortunately when I’m in a hurry I can never
remember my right hand from my left, and never could as a
boy. You must excuse me, please. Practice makes
perfect, as the saying is; and, much as I’ve learnt since I
‘listed, we always find something new. Now then,
right wheel! march! halt! Stand at ease! dismiss! I
think that’s the order o’t, but I’ll look in
the Gover’ment book afore Tuesday.’ <SPAN name="citation211"></SPAN><SPAN href="#footnote211" class="citation">[211]</SPAN></p>
<p>Many of the company who had been drilled preferred to go off
and spend their shillings instead of entering the church; but
Anne and Captain Bob passed in. Even the interior of the
sacred edifice was affected by the agitation of the times.
The religion of the country had, in fact, changed from love of
God to hatred of Napoleon Buonaparte; and, as if to remind the
devout of this alteration, the pikes for the pikemen (all those
accepted men who were not otherwise armed) were kept in the
church of each parish. There, against the wall, they always
stood—a whole sheaf of them, formed of new ash stems, with
a spike driven in at one end, the stick being preserved from
splitting by a ferule. And there they remained, year after
year, in the corner of the aisle, till they were removed and
placed under the gallery stairs, and thence ultimately to the
belfry, where they grew black, rusty, and worm-eaten, and were
gradually stolen and carried off by sextons, parish clerks,
whitewashers, window-menders, and other church servants for use
at home as rake-stems, benefit-club staves, and pick-handles, in
which degraded situations they may still occasionally be
found.</p>
<p>But in their new and shining state they had a terror for Anne,
whose eyes were involuntarily drawn towards them as she sat at
Bob’s side during the service, filling her with bloody
visions of their possible use not far from the very spot on which
they were now assembled. The sermon, too, was on the
subject of patriotism; so that when they came out she began to
harp uneasily upon the probability of their all being driven from
their homes.</p>
<p>Bob assured her that with the sixty thousand regulars, the
militia reserve of a hundred and twenty thousand, and the three
hundred thousand volunteers, there was not much to fear.</p>
<p>‘But I sometimes have a fear that poor John will be
killed,’ he continued after a pause. ‘He is
sure to be among the first that will have to face the invaders,
and the trumpeters get picked off.’</p>
<p>‘There is the same chance for him as for the
others,’ said Anne.</p>
<p>‘Yes—yes—the same chance, such as it
is. You have never liked John since that affair of Matilda
Johnson, have you?’</p>
<p>‘Why?’ she quickly asked.</p>
<p>‘Well,’ said Bob timidly, ‘as it is a
ticklish time for him, would it not be worth while to make up any
differences before the crash comes?’</p>
<p>‘I have nothing to make up,’ said Anne, with some
distress. She still fully believed the trumpet-major to
have smuggled away Miss Johnson because of his own interest in
that lady, which must have made his professions to herself a mere
pastime; but that very conduct had in it the curious advantage to
herself of setting Bob free.</p>
<p>‘Since John has been gone,’ continued her
companion, ‘I have found out more of his meaning, and of
what he really had to do with that woman’s flight.
Did you know that he had anything to do with it?’</p>
<p>‘Yes.’</p>
<p>‘That he got her to go away?’</p>
<p>She looked at Bob with surprise. He was not exasperated
with John, and yet he knew so much as this.</p>
<p>‘Yes,’ she said; ‘what did it
mean?’</p>
<p>He did not explain to her then; but the possibility of
John’s death, which had been newly brought home to him by
the military events of the day, determined him to get poor
John’s character cleared. Reproaching himself for
letting her remain so long with a mistaken idea of him, Bob went
to his father as soon as they got home, and begged him to get
Mrs. Loveday to tell Anne the true reason of John’s
objection to Miss Johnson as a sister-in-law.</p>
<p>‘She thinks it is because they were old lovers new met,
and that he wants to marry her,’ he exclaimed to his father
in conclusion.</p>
<p>‘Then <i>that’s</i> the meaning of the split
between Miss Nancy and Jack,’ said the miller.</p>
<p>‘What, were they any more than common friends?’
asked Bob uneasily.</p>
<p>‘Not on her side, perhaps.’</p>
<p>‘Well, we must do it,’ replied Bob, painfully
conscious that common justice to John might bring them into
hazardous rivalry, yet determined to be fair. ‘Tell
it all to Mrs. Loveday, and get her to tell Anne.’</p>
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