<h2>XXV. FESTUS SHOWS HIS LOVE</h2>
<p>Festus Derriman had remained in the Royal watering-place all
that day, his horse being sick at stables; but, wishing to coax
or bully from his uncle a remount for the coming summer, he set
off on foot for Oxwell early in the evening. When he drew
near to the village, or rather to the hall, which was a mile from
the village, he overtook a slim, quick-eyed woman, sauntering
along at a leisurely pace. She was fashionably dressed in a
green spencer, with ‘Mameluke’ sleeves, and wore a
velvet Spanish hat and feather.</p>
<p>‘Good afternoon t’ye, ma’am,’ said
Festus, throwing a sword-and-pistol air into his greeting.
‘You are out for a walk?’</p>
<p>‘I <i>am</i> out for a walk, captain,’ said the
lady, who had criticized him from the crevice of her eye, without
seeming to do much more than continue her demure look forward,
and gave the title as a sop to his apparent character.</p>
<p>‘From the town?—I’d swear it, ma’am;
’pon my honour I would!’</p>
<p>‘Yes, I am from the town, sir,’ said she.</p>
<p>‘Ah, you are a visitor! I know every one of the
regular inhabitants; we soldiers are in and out there
continually. Festus Derriman, Yeomanry Cavalry, you
know. The fact is, the watering-place is under our charge;
the folks will be quite dependent upon us for their deliverance
in the coming struggle. We hold our lives in our hands, and
theirs, I may say, in our pockets. What made you come here,
ma’am, at such a critical time?’</p>
<p>‘I don’t see that it is such a critical
time?’</p>
<p>‘But it is, though; and so you’d say if you was as
much mixed up with the military affairs of the nation as some of
us.’</p>
<p>The lady smiled. ‘The King is coming this year,
anyhow,’ said she.</p>
<p>‘Never!’ said Festus firmly. ‘Ah, you
are one of the attendants at court perhaps, come on ahead to get
the King’s chambers ready, in case Boney should not
land?’</p>
<p>‘No,’ she said; ‘I am connected with the
theatre, though not just at the present moment. I have been
out of luck for the last year or two; but I have fetched up
again. I join the company when they arrive for the
season.’</p>
<p>Festus surveyed her with interest. ‘Faith! and is
it so? Well, ma’am, what part do you play?’</p>
<p>‘I am mostly the leading lady—the heroine,’
she said, drawing herself up with dignity.</p>
<p>‘I’ll come and have a look at ye if all’s
well, and the landing is put off—hang me if I
don’t!—Hullo, hullo, what do I see?’</p>
<p>His eyes were stretched towards a distant field, which Anne
Garland was at that moment hastily crossing, on her way from the
hall to Overcombe.</p>
<p>‘I must be off. Good-day to ye, dear
creature!’ he exclaimed, hurrying forward.</p>
<p>The lady said, ‘O, you droll monster!’ as she
smiled and watched him stride ahead.</p>
<p>Festus bounded on over the hedge, across the intervening patch
of green, and into the field which Anne was still crossing.
In a moment or two she looked back, and seeing the well-known
Herculean figure of the yeoman behind her felt rather alarmed,
though she determined to show no difference in her outward
carriage. But to maintain her natural gait was beyond her
powers. She spasmodically quickened her pace; fruitlessly,
however, for he gained upon her, and when within a few strides of
her exclaimed, ‘Well, my darling!’ Anne started
off at a run.</p>
<p>Festus was already out of breath, and soon found that he was
not likely to overtake her. On she went, without turning
her head, till an unusual noise behind compelled her to look
round. His face was in the act of falling back; he swerved
on one side, and dropped like a log upon a convenient
hedgerow-bank which bordered the path. There he lay quite
still.</p>
<p>Anne was somewhat alarmed; and after standing at gaze for two
or three minutes, drew nearer to him, a step and a half at a
time, wondering and doubting, as a meek ewe draws near to some
strolling vagabond who flings himself on the grass near the
flock.</p>
<p>‘He is in a swoon!’ she murmured.</p>
<p>Her heart beat quickly, and she looked around. Nobody
was in sight; she advanced a step nearer still and observed him
again. Apparently his face was turning to a livid hue, and
his breathing had become obstructed.</p>
<p>‘’Tis not a swoon; ’tis apoplexy!’ she
said, in deep distress. ‘I ought to untie his
neck.’ But she was afraid to do this, and only drew a
little closer still.</p>
<p>Miss Garland was now within three feet of him, whereupon the
senseless man, who could hold his breath no longer, sprang to his
feet and darted at her, saying, ‘Ha! ha! a scheme for a
kiss!’</p>
<p>She felt his arm slipping round her neck; but, twirling about
with amazing dexterity, she wriggled from his embrace and ran
away along the field. The force with which she had
extricated herself was sufficient to throw Festus upon the grass,
and by the time that he got upon his legs again she was many
yards off. Uttering a word which was not exactly a
blessing, he immediately gave chase; and thus they ran till Anne
entered a meadow divided down the middle by a brook about six
feet wide. A narrow plank was thrown loosely across at the
point where the path traversed this stream, and when Anne reached
it she at once scampered over. At the other side she turned
her head to gather the probabilities of the situation, which were
that Festus Derriman would overtake her even now. By a
sudden forethought she stooped, seized the end of the plank, and
endeavoured to drag it away from the opposite bank. But the
weight was too great for her to do more than slightly move it,
and with a desperate sigh she ran on again, having lost many
valuable seconds.</p>
<p>But her attempt, though ineffectual in dragging it down, had
been enough to unsettle the little bridge; and when Derriman
reached the middle, which he did half a minute later, the plank
turned over on its edge, tilting him bodily into the river.
The water was not remarkably deep, but as the yeoman fell flat on
his stomach he was completely immersed; and it was some time
before he could drag himself out. When he arose, dripping
on the bank, and looked around, Anne had vanished from the
mead. Then Festus’s eyes glowed like carbuncles, and
he gave voice to fearful imprecations, shaking his fist in the
soft summer air towards Anne, in a way that was terrible for any
maiden to behold. Wading back through the stream, he walked
along its bank with a heavy tread, the water running from his
coat-tails, wrists, and the tips of his ears, in silvery
dribbles, that sparkled pleasantly in the sun. Thus he
hastened away, and went round by a by-path to the hall.</p>
<p>Meanwhile the author of his troubles was rapidly drawing
nearer to the mill, and soon, to her inexpressible delight, she
saw Bob coming to meet her. She had heard the flounce, and,
feeling more secure from her pursuer, had dropped her pace to a
quick walk. No sooner did she reach Bob than, overcome by
the excitement of the moment, she flung herself into his
arms. Bob instantly enclosed her in an embrace so very
thorough that there was no possible danger of her falling,
whatever degree of exhaustion might have given rise to her
somewhat unexpected action; and in this attitude they silently
remained, till it was borne in upon Anne that the present was the
first time in her life that she had ever been in such a
position. Her face then burnt like a sunset, and she did
not know how to look up at him. Feeling at length quite
safe, she suddenly resolved not to give way to her first impulse
to tell him the whole of what had happened, lest there should be
a dreadful quarrel and fight between Bob and the yeoman, and
great difficulties caused in the Loveday family on her account,
the miller having important wheat transactions with the
Derrimans.</p>
<p>‘You seem frightened, dearest Anne,’ said Bob
tenderly.</p>
<p>‘Yes,’ she replied. ‘I saw a man I did
not like the look of, and he was inclined to follow me.
But, worse than that, I am troubled about the French. O
Bob! I am afraid you will be killed, and my mother, and John, and
your father, and all of us hunted down!’</p>
<p>‘Now I have told you, dear little heart, that it cannot
be. We shall drive ’em into the sea after a battle or
two, even if they land, which I don’t believe they
will. We’ve got ninety sail of the line, and though
it is rather unfortunate that we should have declared war against
Spain at this ticklish time, there’s enough for
all.’ And Bob went into elaborate statistics of the
navy, army, militia, and volunteers, to prolong the time of
holding her. When he had done speaking he drew rather a
heavy sigh.</p>
<p>‘What’s the matter, Bob?’</p>
<p>‘I haven’t been yet to offer myself as a
sea-fencible, and I ought to have done it long ago.’</p>
<p>‘You are only one. Surely they can do without
you?’</p>
<p>Bob shook his head. She arose from her restful position,
her eye catching his with a shamefaced expression of having given
way at last. Loveday drew from his pocket a paper, and
said, as they slowly walked on, ‘Here’s something to
make us brave and patriotic. I bought it in Budmouth.
Isn’t it a stirring picture?’</p>
<p>It was a hieroglyphic profile of Napoleon. The hat
represented a maimed French eagle; the face was ingeniously made
up of human carcases, knotted and writhing together in such
directions as to form a physiognomy; a band, or stock, shaped to
resemble the English Channel, encircled his throat, and seemed to
choke him; his epaulette was a hand tearing a cobweb that
represented the treaty of peace with England; and his ear was a
woman crouching over a dying child. <SPAN name="citation225"></SPAN><SPAN href="#footnote225" class="citation">[225]</SPAN></p>
<p>‘It is dreadful!’ said Anne. ‘I
don’t like to see it.’</p>
<p>She had recovered from her emotion, and walked along beside
him with a grave, subdued face. Bob did not like to assume
the privileges of an accepted lover and draw her hand through his
arm; for, conscious that she naturally belonged to a politer
grade than his own, he feared lest her exhibition of tenderness
were an impulse which cooler moments might regret. A
perfect Paul-and-Virginia life had not absolutely set in for him
as yet, and it was not to be hastened by force. When they
had passed over the bridge into the mill-front they saw the
miller standing at the door with a face of concern.</p>
<p>‘Since you have been gone,’ he said, ‘a
Government man has been here, and to all the houses, taking down
the numbers of the women and children, and their ages and the
number of horses and waggons that can be mustered, in case they
have to retreat inland, out of the way of the invading
army.’</p>
<p>The little family gathered themselves together, all feeling
the crisis more seriously than they liked to express. Mrs.
Loveday thought how ridiculous a thing social ambition was in
such a conjuncture as this, and vowed that she would leave Anne
to love where she would. Anne, too, forgot the little
peculiarities of speech and manner in Bob and his father, which
sometimes jarred for a moment upon her more refined sense, and
was thankful for their love and protection in this looming
trouble.</p>
<p>On going upstairs she remembered the paper which Farmer
Derriman had given her, and searched in her bosom for it.
She could not find it there. ‘I must have left it on
the table,’ she said to herself. It did not matter;
she remembered every word. She took a pen and wrote a
duplicate, which she put safely away.</p>
<p>But Anne was wrong. She had, after all, placed the paper
where she supposed, and there it ought to have been. But in
escaping from Festus, when he feigned apoplexy, it had fallen out
upon the grass. Five minutes after that event, when pursuer
and pursued were two or three fields ahead, the gaily-dressed
woman whom the yeoman had overtaken, peeped cautiously through
the stile into the corner of the field which had been the scene
of the scramble; and seeing the paper she climbed over, secured
it, loosened the wafer without tearing the sheet, and read the
memorandum within. Unable to make anything of its meaning,
the saunterer put it in her pocket, and, dismissing the matter
from her mind, went on by the by-path which led to the back of
the mill. Here, behind the hedge, she stood and surveyed
the old building for some time, after which she meditatively
turned, and retraced her steps towards the Royal
watering-place.</p>
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