<h2 class="caps"><SPAN name="CHAPTER_IV" id="CHAPTER_IV"></SPAN>Chapter IV</h2>
<p>The ever-smiling butler we had met the day
before, whose spirits did not seem dampened by
the tragedies that had lately occurred, moved
around the table silently and quickly as he waited
on us seven men partaking of breakfast, with
a dead man in the other room.</p>
<p>As I watched them there, I noticed that the
five habitués of the castle all seemed rather embarrassed
when Holmes looked at them, and
would then look the other way, evidently on account
of his brutal remark to the Earl's brother.</p>
<p>Harrigan had just brought me a second cup
of coffee, holding it poised over the edge of the
table, when the door opened, and His Lordship,
the deceased Earl of Puddingham, walked in on
us, looking very pale, with one hand pressed to
his forehead.</p>
<p>I felt cold chills creep over me, as Harrigan
dropped the cup of coffee crash-<i>splash</i> on the
floor, yelling:</p>
<p>"Good-night! A ghost!"</p>
<p>Every one else in the room was so surprised
that he sat speechless, except Holmes. Billie
Budd swallowed a peach-stone in his astonishment,
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</SPAN></span>
and coughed and spluttered for quite a
while.</p>
<p>"What, aren't you dead, George?" Launcelot
finally managed to gasp, as the Earl walked
over to his vacant chair at the head of the table
and sat down in it.</p>
<p>"Why, no; of course not. You're a fine bunch
of rumdums, though, I must say, to leave a man
like that, after he's been assaulted and
robbed!" said the Earl, as he motioned to Harrigan
to bring him some breakfast.</p>
<p>Holmes turned to me, with his customary irritating
grin, and said: "Well, Doc; what did I
tell you? Never count your coroner's fees before
they're hatched!"</p>
<p>The Earl bade Harrigan summon one of the
footmen and tell him to carry the news of his
sudden return to life to the Countess in her
room upstairs. Then he proceeded with his
breakfast, just as much alive as ever.</p>
<p>"For the benefit of you who do not know, I
will say that I have a very peculiar heart," he
volunteered after a pause, "and it sometimes
stops beating entirely for a while. All that I
remember since I retired last night,—with my
clothes on, after tossing off a few more glasses
in the library,—was being awakened in the middle
of the night by some one opening the door,
darting over to me, and jerking the diamond
cuff-button out of my right cuff, which was on
the side nearest the door, and my rising up out
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of bed to hit him a crack, when I was knocked
unconscious in my struggles by the iron poker,
which the intruder seized from the fireplace.
He hit me on the forehead, and I didn't know
anything more until just a moment ago, when I
woke up with a headache, and only one cuff-button
left. If Mr. Holmes can lay hands on the
unholy miscreant who is guilty of this and the
previous outrages, he will have earned my everlasting
gratitude, also a reward of twenty thousand
pounds,—double what I had Thorneycroft
offer him yesterday."</p>
<p>"That sounds like business," said Holmes,
as he jumped up, the Earl and all of us being
finished by this time. "Watson, you can put it
down in your little red <SPAN class="corr" name="TC_2" id="TC_2">notebook</SPAN> that at precisely"—here
he glanced up at the ornate clock
on the mantelpiece—"twenty minutes after
nine, Tuesday morning, April the ninth, 1912,
the burglar-hunt began; just exactly twenty-four
hours, by the way, since we were first informed
of the Earl's loss."</p>
<p>"All right, go to it, Holmes," said the Earl.
"I guess you know how. I give you <i>carte
blanche</i> to go as far as you like."</p>
<p>We at once adjourned to the drawing-room, at
the right side of the front of the first floor of
the castle, and Hemlock Holmes issued his
orders.</p>
<p>"Your Lordship, the first thing I will pull off
is an examination of every one on the place,—your
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</SPAN></span>
relatives, friends, servants and all,—no
one is exempt. Your own story I have heard.
Now, then——"</p>
<p>Here we were interrupted by the constable
whom Holmes had set to guard the front of the
castle, who came in and said:</p>
<p>"Hi beg pahdon, Mr. 'Olmes, but here is Inspector
Bahnabas Letstrayed, just arrived
from London, to see that everything is hall
right."</p>
<p>"I don't see how it could be, when he ain't
right himself!" snapped Holmes, with a frown,
as the bulky form of our old friend in previous
adventures loomed up in the doorway. "Well,
come in, you old nuisance," he added, as he motioned
him to one end of the room. "It's enough
to make a man bite a piece out of the wall when
he has to contend with two such rummies as you
and Doc Watson around him, particularly when
he has a job on hand that requires close and attentive
brain-work."</p>
<p>Inspector Letstrayed removed his tweed cap
and joined us over by the mantel, with a fatuous
smile on his large face.</p>
<p>"As I was about to say, when Barnaby butted
in, the first man who noticed any of the cuff-buttons
stolen, next to the Earl himself, was
Luigi Vermicelli, his Italian valet. Call him
in," ordered Holmes.</p>
<p>On a motion from the Earl, his secretary
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</SPAN></span>
Thorneycroft went out to the corridor and
brought in the more or less scared valet.</p>
<p>"What's your full name?" demanded
Holmes.</p>
<p>"Luigi Vittorio Vermicelli."</p>
<p>"Where were you born?"</p>
<p>"At Brescia, in the north of Italy."</p>
<p>"How old are you,—and where did you work
before you gave the Earl the benefit of your
services?"</p>
<p>"Thirty-two. I was valet to a prominent
banker in Venice."</p>
<p>"Ever been in jail?"</p>
<p>"Why, er,—yes," and the Italian became embarrassed.
"I was arrested for intoxication
once just before I left Venice; but I was imprisoned
for only ten days."</p>
<p>"So you fell off the water-wagon, eh,—even
in the watery city?" commented Holmes.
"Well, were you sober when you put away the
Earl's shirt last night, with the diamond cuff-buttons
in it,—that is, sober enough to notice
that the buttons were really there in the cuffs?"</p>
<p>"Oh, yes, sir. I am quite sure that the cuff-buttons
must have been stolen during the
night."</p>
<p>"Did you hear any noise Sunday night to indicate
that burglars were getting in?"</p>
<p>"No, sir; not a thing. I didn't even hear the
dog bark, as he usually does. I think that the
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cuff-buttons were stolen by somebody inside the
castle."</p>
<p>"Ah, ha! This is getting interesting," said
Holmes, with animation. "And whom do you
suspect? Anybody in particular?"</p>
<p>"Yes, sir. I suspect Donald MacTavish, the
second footman. I saw him with something
shiny in his hand last night, which he hastily
concealed when he saw me coming."</p>
<p>"That will be all, Luigi," said Holmes; "you
are excused."</p>
<p>The valet looked like Mephistopheles, as he
glanced around with a triumphant expression
on his swarthy face, and left the room.</p>
<p>"Bring in Lord Launcelot's valet next,
Thorneycroft," said Holmes. "And we may as
well sit down, as the examination of this crowd
will take some time."</p>
<p>The Earl and the rest of us found chairs in
the drawing-room as Thorneycroft, looking
very important, hustled out in the corridor to
rope in the next victim. The constables had
the servants all considerably frightened, and
they stood around on one foot with mixed expressions
on their faces. In a moment the
other valet confronted us.</p>
<p>"State your name, age, previous place of employment,
and whether you have ever been arrested,"
commanded Holmes, who seemed to be
speeding up a little on his inquisition.</p>
<p>I wondered at my friend's somewhat more
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</SPAN></span>
nervous manner as he questioned the second
servant, until I noticed his old cocaine-squirter
being shoved gently back into his pocket with
his left hand, as he pointed his right forefinger
at the servant. Holmes had evidently just
sneaked in an extra shot in the arm without
any one's getting wise, and I, who knew him
of old, was sure that he would have a fit on for
several hours.</p>
<p>"Peter Adrian Van Damm. Twenty-nine.
Pretorius Brothers' diamond-importing house
in Amsterdam, Holland. No, sir," replied the
valet, just as quickly as Holmes had questioned
him.</p>
<p>"I see that you are not to be flustered,"
nodded Holmes approvingly; "also that you are
familiar with diamonds. What would you think
of a man who would steal the Earl's diamond
cuff-buttons?"</p>
<p>"I would say that he didn't show very good
taste. They are too large and crude. Not fit
to be worn to a prize-fight," answered Van
Damm calmly.</p>
<p>"Impudent fellow! I'll fire you for that,"
growled the Earl.</p>
<p>"Hold on, Your Lordship, we may need this
man later. Don't do anything rash. Thorneycroft,
send candid Peter out, and bring in the
first footman," Holmes commanded, consulting
a list of the servants, which the Earl had given
him.
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"What's your name, age, previous place of
employment, and prison-record,—if any?"
snapped Holmes impatiently, as he noticed the
obese face and low brow of the man before him.</p>
<p>"Why, er,—ah,—my name is Hegbert Bunbury,
sir. Hi ham forty-two years old. Hi
hused to work for the Duke of Bridgerswold, sir,
but Hi 'ave come down hin the world, sir, and
now Hi ham working for honly a hearl. Er,
what was that hother question you harsked me,
sir?"</p>
<p>"I asked if you had any prison-record."</p>
<p>"Well, now, what a question, Mr. 'Olmes!
Do you really think that Hi would stoop so low
as to swipe 'Is Lawdship's cuff-buttons?"</p>
<p>"I didn't ask you whether you stole the cuff-buttons
or not. I'll find out soon enough
whether you did. What I want to know is
whether you have ever been arrested for anything
before."</p>
<p>And Holmes scowled at the fat footman before
him, who fidgeted uneasily as he replied:</p>
<p>"Well, er,—ah, yes; Hi was put in chokey
once about ten years ago for lifting a diamond
stick-pin belonging to a fellow-servant when Hi
was working for the Duke of Bridgerswold; but
Hi gave it back to him, Hi hassure you Hi did,
Mr. 'Olmes."</p>
<p>"After they compelled you to, I suppose, by
the third degree," commented Holmes, as he
glanced meaningly at the Earl, who frowned
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</SPAN></span>
heavily at Bunbury. "Well, do you suspect anybody
here of stealing the cuff-buttons?"</p>
<p>A smile passed over the footman's face, as he
replied:</p>
<p>"Yes, sir; Hi 'ave no 'esitation whatever in
saying that Hi suspect Teresa Olivano, the
Countess's Spanish maid, of having stolen
them."</p>
<p>"I think that I can account for that accusation,"
said Uncle Tooter to Holmes. "This fellow
Bunbury was recently rejected when he
proposed marriage to Teresa. Now, you beat
it out of here at once," he added, as he turned
to the footman, "and keep your fake suspicions
to yourself."</p>
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