<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_VIII" id="CHAPTER_VIII">CHAPTER VIII</SPAN><br/> <small>PROFESSOR SNODGRASS</small></h2>
<p>Momentary silence followed the rather disconcerting
remark made by Ned after his discovery.
Then Jerry asked:</p>
<p>“Are you sure about that? Look around.
Maybe there’s another sign-board somewhere else
that gives information about Fordham.”</p>
<p>“This is the only one there is,” declared Ned,
flashing his light about, “and it doesn’t intimate
that such a place as Fordham even exists.”</p>
<p>“Then we must have come the wrong road!”
exclaimed Bob.</p>
<p>“Oh, fine! How’d you guess it? That’s a brilliant
head you have!” said Ned, rather sarcastically.</p>
<p>“Well, it isn’t my fault,” observed Bob. “I
wasn’t guiding the car.”</p>
<p>“No, I s’pose it’s up to me,” admitted Jerry.
“Though I’m sure I took the turn that last fellow
we asked told us to take.”</p>
<p>“Yes, you did all right,” agreed Ned. “It was
that farmer who misdirected us. I beg your pardon,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[62]</SPAN></span>
Bob, for jumping at you that way. But it
makes me mad to think we’ve gotten on the wrong
road, and we won’t get to Boxwood until after
supper.”</p>
<p>“Getting hungry?” asked Jerry. “That’s
Chunky’s role, you know.”</p>
<p>“Roll or bread—I’d be glad of either,” said
Ned. “Yes, I am hungry. I didn’t eat as much
lunch as you fellows did. Now go ahead, Bob,
and lay it into me. I deserve it.”</p>
<p>Bob reached under the rear seat and held up
a package.</p>
<p>“I’ll lay this into you, Ned,” he laughed.</p>
<p>“What is it?” asked the complaining one.</p>
<p>“Grub! Sandwiches, cake and so on.”</p>
<p>“Grub!” Jerry exclaimed. “Where’d you get
it?”</p>
<p>“Oh, I had the waiter in the restaurant put it
up for me. I thought we might get hungry before
supper, but I didn’t think we would get lost.
It’ll come in handy, won’t it?”</p>
<p>“It’ll come in stomachicly, to coin a new word,”
declared Ned. “Chunky, if ever I say anything
again about your eats, just you remind me of this
occasion.”</p>
<p>“All right,” agreed the stout youth.</p>
<p>“Well, we won’t starve, that’s sure,” Jerry
said. “But the question is which road are we to
take?”</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[63]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“Neither one of these, I vote,” said Bob.
“They don’t go where we want to go. I say, let’s
go back until we get to another cross highway,
and that may have a sign on that we didn’t notice
before which will direct us to Fordham.”</p>
<p>“I guess Bob’s right,” conceded Jerry. “Back
we go.”</p>
<p>“And we can eat on the way,” Bob went on;
and neither of his chums joked him this time.</p>
<p>Somewhat disappointed and chagrined at the
outcome of their automobile trip, or rather, at
the prospective outcome, the boys put back. They
had counted on arriving at Boxwood Hall in some
“style” with their big car. Not that the three
chums cared so much about showing off, but they
felt they had a right to make a certain impression,
since, according to present plans, they were
to remain at the college for some time.</p>
<p>But now they would arrive after dark, and they
would be met by strange professors and college
officials (all save Professor Snodgrass), they
would be late for supper, and would have no
chance to view the college until morning.</p>
<p>“Hang that farmer, anyhow!” murmured
Jerry.</p>
<p>“I wish he had to go without his suppers for a
week,” added Ned.</p>
<p>“Oh, we’re not so badly off,” declared Bob,
as he was munching a sandwich.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[64]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“Bob wouldn’t want any one condemned to
go without food,” said Jerry. “Well, I suppose it
was my own fault in a way. I should have consulted
the map after that fellow told us which
turn to take. We’ll know better next time.”</p>
<p>“There’s a house,” remarked Ned. “Suppose
we inquire there.”</p>
<p>“No!” decided Jerry. “That’s a farmer’s
house, and I won’t trust any more farmers. I’ll
go on back to the last turn we made. There’s a
garage not far from there, and they’ll know the
road, that’s sure.”</p>
<p>It was not a long ride back to the place where
Jerry felt they had made the wrong turn, and a
few minutes more took them to the garage. But
it was now quite dark.</p>
<p>“Fordham—um, yes,” said the garage man, reflectively.
“I should say you <em>did</em> take the wrong
turn!”</p>
<p>“Well, please tell us how to take the right one,”
begged Jerry.</p>
<p>“The right one happens to be a left one,” said
the man with a laugh. Then he gave them the
proper directions, and said they ought to be at
Boxwood Hall in about an hour.</p>
<p>“Come on!” cried Ned, as they started away
once more. “On with the dance!”</p>
<p>“Speaking of dances, I wonder if they ever have
any at the college?” asked Bob, reflectively.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[65]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“Sure they do!” exclaimed Ned, who of late
had taken up fox-trotting. “Didn’t the catalogue
say that all proper facilities were given for the
best social life. And what is social life, I’d like
to know, without a dance now and then?”</p>
<p>“I guess you’ll get your share of it,” remarked
Jerry, his eyes on the road ahead, for it was an
unfamiliar one to him, and, though the garage
man had said it was a fine, straight highway, Jerry
was taking no chances. The powerful electric
lights made a fine illumination far ahead.</p>
<p>Now it might have been reasonably expected
that Fate, if you choose to call it such, having
dealt our heroes one blow, would refrain from giving
them another, at least for a while. But it was
not to be.</p>
<p>About a half hour after having left the garage
they came to an obstruction across the road. It
was in the form of a big sawhorse such as is used
in cities to block streets when repair work is being
done. From the barrier hung a red lantern.</p>
<p>“Hello! What does this mean?” asked Jerry,
bringing the car up with a screeching of brakes.</p>
<p>“Looks like danger,” observed Bob.</p>
<p>“There’s some kind of a sign,” said Ned. “I’ll
get out and read it.”</p>
<p>With his pocket flashlight he inspected a placard
that was tacked on the big sawhorse.</p>
<p>“It says the bridge just ahead is being repaired,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[66]</SPAN></span>
and can’t be used,” Ned called back to his chums.
“And it says to go back half a mile, and take the
road to the left.”</p>
<p>“Well, if this isn’t luck!” cried Jerry. “Will
we ever get to Boxwood Hall?”</p>
<p>“There’s no help for it,” remarked Ned. “We
can’t go over a dangerous bridge, that’s sure. The
only thing to do is to go back. It won’t delay us
much, as the road the sign mentions isn’t a five
minutes’ ride back.”</p>
<p>“No, but it may take us on a roundabout way,”
objected Jerry. “That’s what I’m thinking of.
But I guess it’s the only thing we can do. I reckon
the garage man didn’t know about the bridge.”</p>
<p>So back they turned for the second time, and,
following the directions, they took the road to the
left, speeding along as fast as they dared.</p>
<p>“Who proposed this auto trip, anyhow?”
grumbled Ned.</p>
<p>“I did,” confessed Jerry. “But I guess it
would have been better to have come by train,
and have had a chauffeur bring our car on later.
I’m sorry, fellows, that——”</p>
<p>“Oh, it’s all right,” Ned hastened to say. “I
was only joking. I don’t know what’s the matter
with me to-night. I seem to be on the outs all
around.”</p>
<p>“It’s your liver,” said Jerry with a laugh. “I
don’t hold it against you.”</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[67]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“Fox-trotting is good for it,” observed Bob.</p>
<p>“Good for what?” demanded Ned.</p>
<p>“Sluggish and torpid livers. I guess that’s
what you’ve got.”</p>
<p>“Get out!” laughed Ned. “I only have one
liver.”</p>
<p>They sped along, and presently a new moon
showed above the horizon, shining now and then
through the masses of scudding clouds. The road
was good, and Jerry had turned the wheel over
to Ned, as the latter had not driven much that
day, and Jerry was rather tired from the strain.</p>
<p>They came to the top of a little hill, and saw,
not far away, a group of buildings revealed in the
moonlight.</p>
<p>“There she is!” exclaimed Bob. “There’s Boxwood
Hall!”</p>
<p>Jerry and Ned peered at the structures.</p>
<p>“It doesn’t look like the pictures,” declared
Ned, dubiously.</p>
<p>“Just what I was going to say,” remarked
Jerry. “It doesn’t look a bit like Boxwood Hall.”</p>
<p>“What else could it be?” asked Bob.</p>
<p>“I don’t know, unless some of the buildings
have been destroyed since that catalogue came out.
But if that had happened Professor Snodgrass
would have told us,” Ned declared.</p>
<p>“Well, we’ll see in a few minutes,” observed
Jerry.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[68]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>They motored on until they came to where a
gateway at the roadside led up to the group of
buildings they had noticed, and then, in the glare
of their headlights they read over the arch:</p>
<p class="noi adauthor">KENWELL MILITARY ACADEMY</p>
<p>For a moment no one spoke. Then Jerry burst
out with:</p>
<p>“Well, what in the world is happening to us?”</p>
<p>“We’re jinxed!” cried Ned.</p>
<p>Bob said nothing.</p>
<p>“Why don’t you add to the general hilarity?”
asked Jerry.</p>
<p>“Well, I—I’m—stumped!” murmured the stout
lad.</p>
<p>“If that’s all you can think of to say you might
better have kept still,” laughed Ned. “We sure
have been up against it to-day!”</p>
<p>“About as bad luck as we ever had,” admitted
Jerry. “Still it might be worse.”</p>
<p>“The worst is yet to come,” quoted Bob, with
a laugh. They all joined in, for, after all, there
was a funny side to the whole thing.</p>
<p>“Did that sign where the red lantern was say
the left road went to Fordham?” asked Jerry.</p>
<p>“No, it didn’t say that,” admitted Ned. “But
it didn’t say anything about any other road.
There wasn’t any choice.”</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[69]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“Well, I’m going to get this straight now,” said
Jerry, in a determined tone. “I’m going up to
that academy and get them to draw us a plan of
the right road to take. No more mistakes for
me!”</p>
<p>“Here’s some one coming now,” remarked Bob.
Into the glare of the headlights came a man. He
stepped to one side, to get out of the too brilliant
illumination.</p>
<p>“Excuse me, sir,” said Jerry, “but we are trying
to find Boxwood Hall, near Fordham. Can
you direct us to it?”</p>
<p>“Boxwood Hall! Of course I can. I am an
instructor there, but I have had the misfortune
to——”</p>
<p>Something in the voice caused the boys to give
a simultaneous shout of:</p>
<p>“Professor Snodgrass! It’s Professor Snodgrass!”</p>
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