<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XIX" id="CHAPTER_XIX">CHAPTER XIX</SPAN><br/> <small>THE BOXWOOD PICTURE</small></h2>
<p>But there was no need to ask Jerry what had
happened to the chemistry professor. Soon after
the relieved youths poured out of the examination
room they observed, coming along the street and
stopping in front of the house of Professor Snodgrass,
an automobile containing that little scientist,
Professor Baldwin and Jerry himself.</p>
<p>“Dear me!” exclaimed Professor Snodgrass,
looking at his watch, “we have been gone a long
time. I had no idea it was so late, and I had some
research work I wanted to do.”</p>
<p>Something seemed to strike Professor Baldwin
suddenly.</p>
<p>“Late!” he exclaimed, also looking at his watch.
“So it is late. I had—let me see—I had something
special on for this afternoon. Where is my
memorandum book?”</p>
<p>He consulted it, and a look of consternation
came over his face.</p>
<p>“Well, well!” he cried. “I was to have conducted
a chemistry examination this afternoon,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[161]</SPAN></span>
but I forgot all about it. Pshaw! How forgetful
I am becoming! It is too late, now, though,” he
added with a sigh. “Too late!”</p>
<p>Jerry Hopkins smiled, and had it not been so
near dusk Bart and some of the others would have
seen him winking at them.</p>
<p>“How ever did you manage it?” asked Bart,
becoming exceedingly friendly with Jerry all of
a sudden. “Did you kidnap Baldy?”</p>
<p>“Well, you <em>might</em> call it that,” admitted Jerry.
“But he himself helped some. This is the way it
was. I knew you had to play on the team, and
you told me you would surely flunk in chemistry.
So I argued that the only way to do was to have
the exam postponed.</p>
<p>“Now, if there is one professor here that is as
absent-minded and forgetful as Professor Snodgrass,
it is the dean. And I happened to know
something else about them. They hold radically
different views on fossil shell formations. In fact,
they come about as near to quarreling on that
subject as two such delightful old gentlemen ever
do come. So I knew if I could get them started
on a discussion about fossils they might keep it
up and the dean forget all about the passage of
time. I also knew that I had to get the dean away
from the college, or, even in the midst of a hot discussion,
something might break in on it to remind
him of the exam.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[162]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“Now I happened to know where there was a
bed of fossils over near Fox Swamp. So I got a
few specimens, and took them to Professor Snodgrass,
pretending to be puzzled on a point concerning
them. I mildly differed with him in some
of his statements, and said that Professor Baldwin
held different views, which, by the way, he
did. He wouldn’t agree with Professor Snodgrass
in a thousand years, so I knew I was safe.</p>
<p>“I pretended to be very much interested and
puzzled, and I suggested that it would be a good
thing if Professor Snodgrass and Professor Baldwin
would accompany me to Fox Swamp, where
we could go into the matter more thoroughly.”</p>
<p>Jerry paused to chuckle.</p>
<p>“Go on,” urged Bart. “What happened?”</p>
<p>“Well, they fell into the trap as easily as
Chunky here can eat pie. I brought around the
machine, got them in and off we went for the
swamp. When I got them to the fossil bed, wild
horses couldn’t have pulled them away, for I’d
unearthed some new specimens. And then the
fun began. The two professors went at each
other with pet theories for weapons, and pointed
out minute indications in geology that I had never
dreamed of. I was completely out of it, so I
wandered off in the woods and waited for them
to finish.</p>
<p>“I guess they would have been at it yet, only<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[163]</SPAN></span>
they dug up a queer kind of rock that stumped
them both to tell what it was, and they yelled for
me to hurry with them back to the college so they
could look it up in the dictionary—or whatever
book they use for such things.</p>
<p>“And there you are, boys. We just got back,
and it’s up to you chaps to provide some amusement
for me in return for listening to a lot of dry
rock-talk all afternoon, besides losing my fun.”</p>
<p>“Oh, we’ll take care of you all right!” laughed
Bart. “That sure was one dandy little trick! It
worked like a charm. Shake!”</p>
<p>Bart and Jerry clasped hands in a most friendly
fashion, to the no small disgust of Frank.</p>
<p>“Great work, Jerry!”</p>
<p>“This will go down in college history!”</p>
<p>“The best ever!”</p>
<p>Thus Jerry’s chums congratulated him.</p>
<p>“Say, don’t let it get out—I mean my part in
it!” begged Jerry. “I’d be jugged if it were
known.”</p>
<p>“Oh, we’ll keep it dark,” promised Bart. “The
faculty will never know.”</p>
<p>It is hard to say whether this state of affairs
existed long, but one is inclined to think that
some, at least the proctor, must have suspected.
But he could do nothing, for Professor Baldwin
had remained away of his own accord. And he
was the dean.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[164]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“Say, why do you want to get so thick with that
Jerry Hopkins?” asked Frank of Bart that evening.</p>
<p>“Because he did me a big favor. I’d never have
been able to play in the game to-morrow if he
hadn’t held that exam off the way he did.”</p>
<p>“Um,” was all Frank said.</p>
<p>That Thanksgiving Day game with Kenwell
was a good one, though at first, when the military
lads rolled up two touchdowns and a goal against
Boxwood Hall, it looked black for the latter.
And then Bart cut loose, and in each of the second,
third and fourth quarters made a touchdown,
while another was scored on a forward pass, and
thus Boxwood Hall humbled her ancient enemy.</p>
<p>“That’s the way!”</p>
<p>“Whoop her up!”</p>
<p>“We’ve beat ’em, boys!”</p>
<p>“Three cheers for Bart Haley!”</p>
<p>They were given riotously.</p>
<p>“Three cheers for Jerry Hopkins!”</p>
<p>There was no apparent reason why they should
be given, for Jerry was not on the team.</p>
<p>But they were given with resounding echoes,
for the story of how Jerry had saved Bart to the
team was all over the school by then. Only one
lad refrained from joining in the cheers for Jerry,
and he was Frank Watson.</p>
<p>“Oh, forget your grouch,” suggested Bill Hamilton.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[165]</SPAN></span>
“Jerry and his chums aren’t such bad fellows,
Frank.”</p>
<p>“I’ve got my own opinion,” was the answer of
the headstrong lad.</p>
<p>There was a great celebration that night over
the football victory, and if there were midnight
lunches, Proctor Thornton did not surprise any
of the feasters. Perhaps he purposely kept away.</p>
<p>Life went on at Boxwood Hall. It became too
cold for motor boating, and the <i>Neboje</i> was
hauled out, for the lake would soon be frozen
over. But the automobile was kept in use.</p>
<p>The Christmas holidays came, bringing a vacation
which enabled the motor boys to go home,
where they had glorious times.</p>
<p>It was a week after their return to Boxwood
Hall, and the new year’s schedule of lessons was
under way. President Cole, on the reassembling
of the college classes, had made a plea for harder
mental work, and most of the boys were buckling
down to their lessons, at least for a time.</p>
<p>Bob, Ned and Jerry were sitting in their rooms,
or rather, in Jerry’s room, one evening, studying.
Finally Jerry flung his book away from him, upsetting
a tumbler of water over Bob, who yelled
out:</p>
<p>“What does that mean?”</p>
<p>“It means I’ve just thought of something,” said
Jerry.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[166]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“Well, I wish you’d keep such thoughts to yourself,”
grumbled the stout lad, as he sopped up the
water.</p>
<p>“What’s the idea?” asked Ned.</p>
<p>“This,” replied Jerry. “Things have been too
slow around here of late. Everything has a flat
taste. We are getting into a rut. No one has
brought a cow, or even a goat, into a class room.”</p>
<p>“I was a goat in French to-day,” declared Ned.
“I couldn’t get a single verb right. But go on.”</p>
<p>“Merely this,” said Jerry. “Let’s do something.”</p>
<p>“What?” asked Bob.</p>
<p>“You know the Boxwood picture that hangs
in chapel; don’t you?”</p>
<p>“That big oil portrait of Ebenezer Boxwood,
founder of the college?” Ned inquired.</p>
<p>“Yes,” nodded Jerry. “That’s the sacred cow
I refer to. Now what is the reason we can’t take
that picture and hang it where all who wish may
admire it? Say hoist it up on the flagpole, where
it can be seen. It hangs in such a dark corner in
chapel that the full beauties of it are not brought
out. On the flagpole they could be seen.”</p>
<p>“You mean to hang the sacred Boxwood Hall
picture on the pole?” asked Ned.</p>
<p>“I do,” said Jerry.</p>
<p>“Who’ll do it?” asked Bob.</p>
<p>“We will,” said Jerry, calmly.</p>
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