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<h2> CHAPTER III </h2>
<p>Taras Bulba and his sons had been in the Setch about a week. Ostap and
Andrii occupied themselves but little with the science of war. The Setch
was not fond of wasting time in warlike exercises. The young generation
learned these by experience alone, in the very heat of battles, which were
therefore incessant. The Cossacks thought it a nuisance to fill up the
intervals of this instruction with any kind of drill, except perhaps
shooting at a mark, and on rare occasions with horse-racing and wild-beast
hunts on the steppes and in the forests. All the rest of the time was
devoted to revelry—a sign of the wide diffusion of moral liberty.
The whole of the Setch presented an unusual scene: it was one unbroken
revel; a ball noisily begun, which had no end. Some busied themselves with
handicrafts; others kept little shops and traded; but the majority
caroused from morning till night, if the wherewithal jingled in their
pockets, and if the booty they had captured had not already passed into
the hands of the shopkeepers and spirit-sellers. This universal revelry
had something fascinating about it. It was not an assemblage of topers,
who drank to drown sorrow, but simply a wild revelry of joy. Every one who
came thither forgot everything, abandoned everything which had hitherto
interested him. He, so to speak, spat upon his past and gave himself
recklessly up to freedom and the good-fellowship of men of the same stamp
as himself—idlers having neither relatives nor home nor family,
nothing, in short, save the free sky and the eternal revel of their souls.
This gave rise to that wild gaiety which could not have sprung from any
other source. The tales and talk current among the assembled crowd,
reposing lazily on the ground, were often so droll, and breathed such
power of vivid narration, that it required all the nonchalance of a
Zaporozhetz to retain his immovable expression, without even a twitch of
the moustache—a feature which to this day distinguishes the Southern
Russian from his northern brethren. It was drunken, noisy mirth; but there
was no dark ale-house where a man drowns thought in stupefying
intoxication: it was a dense throng of schoolboys.</p>
<p>The only difference as regarded the students was that, instead of sitting
under the pointer and listening to the worn-out doctrines of a teacher,
they practised racing with five thousand horses; instead of the field
where they had played ball, they had the boundless borderlands, where at
the sight of them the Tatar showed his keen face and the Turk frowned
grimly from under his green turban. The difference was that, instead of
being forced to the companionship of school, they themselves had deserted
their fathers and mothers and fled from their homes; that here were those
about whose neck a rope had already been wound, and who, instead of pale
death, had seen life, and life in all its intensity; those who, from
generous habits, could never keep a coin in their pockets; those who had
thitherto regarded a ducat as wealth, and whose pockets, thanks to the Jew
revenue-farmers, could have been turned wrong side out without any danger
of anything falling from them. Here were students who could not endure the
academic rod, and had not carried away a single letter from the schools;
but with them were also some who knew about Horace, Cicero, and the Roman
Republic. There were many leaders who afterwards distinguished themselves
in the king’s armies; and there were numerous clever partisans who
cherished a magnanimous conviction that it was of no consequence where
they fought, so long as they did fight, since it was a disgrace to an
honourable man to live without fighting. There were many who had come to
the Setch for the sake of being able to say afterwards that they had been
there and were therefore hardened warriors. But who was not there? This
strange republic was a necessary outgrowth of the epoch. Lovers of a
warlike life, of golden beakers and rich brocades, of ducats and gold
pieces, could always find employment there. The lovers of women alone
could find naught, for no woman dared show herself even in the suburbs of
the Setch.</p>
<p>It seemed exceedingly strange to Ostap and Andrii that, although a crowd
of people had come to the Setch with them, not a soul inquired, “Whence
come these men? who are they? and what are their names?” They had come
thither as though returning to a home whence they had departed only an
hour before. The new-comer merely presented himself to the Koschevoi, or
head chief of the Setch, who generally said, “Welcome! Do you believe in
Christ?”—“I do,” replied the new-comer. “And do you believe in the
Holy Trinity?”—“I do.”—“And do you go to church?”—“I
do.” “Now cross yourself.” The new-comer crossed himself. “Very good,”
replied the Koschevoi; “enter the kuren where you have most
acquaintances.” This concluded the ceremony. And all the Setch prayed in
one church, and were willing to defend it to their last drop of blood,
although they would not hearken to aught about fasting or abstinence.
Jews, Armenians, and Tatars, inspired by strong avarice, took the liberty
of living and trading in the suburbs; for the Zaporozhtzi never cared for
bargaining, and paid whatever money their hand chanced to grasp in their
pocket. Moreover, the lot of these gain-loving traders was pitiable in the
extreme. They resembled people settled at the foot of Vesuvius; for when
the Zaporozhtzi lacked money, these bold adventurers broke down their
booths and took everything gratis. The Setch consisted of over sixty
kurens, each of which greatly resembled a separate independent republic,
but still more a school or seminary of children, always ready for
anything. No one had any occupation; no one retained anything for himself;
everything was in the hands of the hetman of the kuren, who, on that
account, generally bore the title of “father.” In his hands were deposited
the money, clothes, all the provisions, oatmeal, grain, even the firewood.
They gave him money to take care of. Quarrels amongst the inhabitants of
the kuren were not unfrequent; and in such cases they proceeded at once to
blows. The inhabitants of the kuren swarmed into the square, and smote
each other with their fists, until one side had finally gained the upper
hand, when the revelry began. Such was the Setch, which had such an
attraction for young men.</p>
<p>Ostap and Andrii flung themselves into this sea of dissipation with all
the ardour of youth, forgot in a trice their father’s house, the seminary,
and all which had hitherto exercised their minds, and gave themselves
wholly up to their new life. Everything interested them—the jovial
habits of the Setch, and its chaotic morals and laws, which even seemed to
them too strict for such a free republic. If a Cossack stole the smallest
trifle, it was considered a disgrace to the whole Cossack community. He
was bound to the pillar of shame, and a club was laid beside him, with
which each passer-by was bound to deal him a blow until in this manner he
was beaten to death. He who did not pay his debts was chained to a cannon,
until some one of his comrades should decide to ransom him by paying his
debts for him. But what made the deepest impression on Andrii was the
terrible punishment decreed for murder. A hole was dug in his presence,
the murderer was lowered alive into it, and over him was placed a coffin
containing the body of the man he had killed, after which the earth was
thrown upon both. Long afterwards the fearful ceremony of this horrible
execution haunted his mind, and the man who had been buried alive appeared
to him with his terrible coffin.</p>
<p>Both the young Cossacks soon took a good standing among their fellows.
They often sallied out upon the steppe with comrades from their kuren, and
sometimes too with the whole kuren or with neighbouring kurens, to shoot
the innumerable steppe-birds of every sort, deer, and goats. Or they went
out upon the lakes, the river, and its tributaries allotted to each kuren,
to throw their nets and draw out rich prey for the enjoyment of the whole
kuren. Although unversed in any trade exercised by a Cossack, they were
soon remarked among the other youths for their obstinate bravery and
daring in everything. Skilfully and accurately they fired at the mark, and
swam the Dnieper against the current—a deed for which the novice was
triumphantly received into the circle of Cossacks.</p>
<p>But old Taras was planning a different sphere of activity for them. Such
an idle life was not to his mind; he wanted active employment. He
reflected incessantly how to stir up the Setch to some bold enterprise,
wherein a man could revel as became a warrior. At length he went one day
to the Koschevoi, and said plainly:—</p>
<p>“Well, Koschevoi, it is time for the Zaporozhtzi to set out.”</p>
<p>“There is nowhere for them to go,” replied the Koschevoi, removing his
short pipe from his mouth and spitting to one side.</p>
<p>“What do you mean by nowhere? We can go to Turkey or Tatary.”</p>
<p>“Impossible to go either to Turkey or Tatary,” replied the Koschevoi,
putting his pipe coolly into his mouth again.</p>
<p>“Why impossible?”</p>
<p>“It is so; we have promised the Sultan peace.”</p>
<p>“But he is a Mussulman; and God and the Holy Scriptures command us to slay
Mussulmans.”</p>
<p>“We have no right. If we had not sworn by our faith, it might be done; but
now it is impossible.”</p>
<p>“How is it impossible? How can you say that we have no right? Here are my
two sons, both young men. Neither has been to war; and you say that we
have no right, and that there is no need for the Zaporozhtzi to set out on
an expedition.”</p>
<p>“Well, it is not fitting.”</p>
<p>“Then it must be fitting that Cossack strength should be wasted in vain,
that a man should disappear like a dog without having done a single good
deed, that he should be of no use to his country or to Christianity! Why,
then, do we live? What the deuce do we live for? just tell me that. You
are a sensible man, you were not chosen as Koschevoi without reason: so
just tell me what we live for?”</p>
<p>The Koschevoi made no reply to this question. He was an obstinate Cossack.
He was silent for a while, and then said, “Anyway, there will not be war.”</p>
<p>“There will not be war?” Taras asked again.</p>
<p>“No.”</p>
<p>“Then it is no use thinking about it?”</p>
<p>“It is not to be thought of.”</p>
<p>“Wait, you devil’s limb!” said Taras to himself; “you shall learn to know
me!” and he at once resolved to have his revenge on the Koschevoi.</p>
<p>Having made an agreement with several others, he gave them liquor; and the
drunken Cossacks staggered into the square, where on a post hung the
kettledrums which were generally beaten to assemble the people. Not
finding the sticks, which were kept by the drummer, they seized a piece of
wood and began to beat. The first to respond to the drum-beat was the
drummer, a tall man with but one eye, but a frightfully sleepy one for all
that.</p>
<p>“Who dares to beat the drum?” he shouted.</p>
<p>“Hold your tongue! take your sticks, and beat when you are ordered!”
replied the drunken men.</p>
<p>The drummer at once took from his pocket the sticks which he had brought
with him, well knowing the result of such proceedings. The drum rattled,
and soon black swarms of Cossacks began to collect like bees in the
square. All formed in a ring; and at length, after the third summons, the
chiefs began to arrive—the Koschevoi with staff in hand, the symbol
of his office; the judge with the army-seal; the secretary with his
ink-bottle; and the osaul with his staff. The Koschevoi and the chiefs
took off their caps and bowed on all sides to the Cossacks, who stood
proudly with their arms akimbo.</p>
<p>“What means this assemblage? what do you wish, gentles?” said the
Koschevoi. Shouts and exclamations interrupted his speech.</p>
<p>“Resign your staff! resign your staff this moment, you son of Satan! we
will have you no longer!” shouted some of the Cossacks in the crowd. Some
of the sober ones appeared to wish to oppose this, but both sober and
drunken fell to blows. The shouting and uproar became universal.</p>
<p>The Koschevoi attempted to speak; but knowing that the self-willed
multitude, if enraged, might beat him to death, as almost always happened
in such cases, he bowed very low, laid down his staff, and hid himself in
the crowd.</p>
<p>“Do you command us, gentles, to resign our insignia of office?” said the
judge, the secretary, and the osaul, as they prepared to give up the
ink-horn, army-seal, and staff, upon the spot.</p>
<p>“No, you are to remain!” was shouted from the crowd. “We only wanted to
drive out the Koschevoi because he is a woman, and we want a man for
Koschevoi.”</p>
<p>“Whom do you now elect as Koschevoi?” asked the chiefs.</p>
<p>“We choose Kukubenko,” shouted some.</p>
<p>“We won’t have Kukubenko!” screamed another party: “he is too young; the
milk has not dried off his lips yet.”</p>
<p>“Let Schilo be hetman!” shouted some: “make Schilo our Koschevoi!”</p>
<p>“Away with your Schilo!” yelled the crowd; “what kind of a Cossack is he
who is as thievish as a Tatar? To the devil in a sack with your drunken
Schilo!”</p>
<p>“Borodaty! let us make Borodaty our Koschevoi!”</p>
<p>“We won’t have Borodaty! To the evil one’s mother with Borodaty!”</p>
<p>“Shout Kirdyanga!” whispered Taras Bulba to several.</p>
<p>“Kirdyanga, Kirdyanga!” shouted the crowd. “Borodaty, Borodaty! Kirdyanga,
Kirdyanga! Schilo! Away with Schilo! Kirdyanga!”</p>
<p>All the candidates, on hearing their names mentioned, quitted the crowd,
in order not to give any one a chance of supposing that they were
personally assisting in their election.</p>
<p>“Kirdyanga, Kirdyanga!” echoed more strongly than the rest.</p>
<p>“Borodaty!”</p>
<p>They proceeded to decide the matter by a show of hands, and Kirdyanga won.</p>
<p>“Fetch Kirdyanga!” they shouted. Half a score of Cossacks immediately left
the crowd—some of them hardly able to keep their feet, to such an
extent had they drunk—and went directly to Kirdyanga to inform him
of his election.</p>
<p>Kirdyanga, a very old but wise Cossack, had been sitting for some time in
his kuren, as if he knew nothing of what was going on.</p>
<p>“What is it, gentles? What do you wish?” he inquired.</p>
<p>“Come, they have chosen you for Koschevoi.”</p>
<p>“Have mercy, gentles!” said Kirdyanga. “How can I be worthy of such
honour? Why should I be made Koschevoi? I have not sufficient capacity to
fill such a post. Could no better person be found in all the army?”</p>
<p>“Come, I say!” shouted the Zaporozhtzi. Two of them seized him by the
arms; and in spite of his planting his feet firmly they finally dragged
him to the square, accompanying his progress with shouts, blows from
behind with their fists, kicks, and exhortations. “Don’t hold back, you
son of Satan! Accept the honour, you dog, when it is given!” In this
manner Kirdyanga was conducted into the ring of Cossacks.</p>
<p>“How now, gentles?” announced those who had brought him, “are you agreed
that this Cossack shall be your Koschevoi?”</p>
<p>“We are all agreed!” shouted the throng, and the whole plain trembled for
a long time afterwards from the shout.</p>
<p>One of the chiefs took the staff and brought it to the newly elected
Koschevoi. Kirdyanga, in accordance with custom, immediately refused it.
The chief offered it a second time; Kirdyanga again refused it, and then,
at the third offer, accepted the staff. A cry of approbation rang out from
the crowd, and again the whole plain resounded afar with the Cossacks’
shout. Then there stepped out from among the people the four oldest of
them all, white-bearded, white-haired Cossacks; though there were no very
old men in the Setch, for none of the Zaporozhtzi ever died in their beds.
Taking each a handful of earth, which recent rain had converted into mud,
they laid it on Kirdyanga’s head. The wet earth trickled down from his
head on to his moustache and cheeks and smeared his whole face. But
Kirdyanga stood immovable in his place, and thanked the Cossacks for the
honour shown him.</p>
<p>Thus ended the noisy election, concerning which we cannot say whether it
was as pleasing to the others as it was to Bulba; by means of it he had
revenged himself on the former Koschevoi. Moreover, Kirdyanga was an old
comrade, and had been with him on the same expeditions by sea and land,
sharing the toils and hardships of war. The crowd immediately dispersed to
celebrate the election, and such revelry ensued as Ostap and Andrii had
not yet beheld. The taverns were attacked and mead, corn-brandy, and beer
seized without payment, the owners being only too glad to escape with
whole skins themselves. The whole night passed amid shouts, songs, and
rejoicings; and the rising moon gazed long at troops of musicians
traversing the streets with guitars, flutes, tambourines, and the church
choir, who were kept in the Setch to sing in church and glorify the deeds
of the Zaporozhtzi. At length drunkenness and fatigue began to overpower
even these strong heads, and here and there a Cossack could be seen to
fall to the ground, embracing a comrade in fraternal fashion; whilst
maudlin, and even weeping, the latter rolled upon the earth with him. Here
a whole group would lie down in a heap; there a man would choose the most
comfortable position and stretch himself out on a log of wood. The last,
and strongest, still uttered some incoherent speeches; finally even they,
yielding to the power of intoxication, flung themselves down and all the
Setch slept.</p>
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