<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XVII" id="CHAPTER_XVII"></SPAN>CHAPTER XVII</h2>
<p class="cap">Thus ended the might-have-beens.
And the thing that Patricia had
taken to be the phantom of romance
went up in the smoke of John Doe’s fire.
Mortimer Crabb never volunteered any information
as to how he got the letters, nor any
information as to what became of Heywood
Pennington. For one horrible moment the
thought crossed Patricia’s brain that perhaps
there had never been any letters of hers in the
package her husband had burned, but she dismissed
it at once as reflecting unpleasantly
upon the quality of her intelligence. But one
thing was sure, she now had an adequate understanding
of the mind of her husband. It
was the only misunderstanding they had ever
had and Patricia knew there would never be
another. Mr. Pennington did not appear
again and so far as this veracious history is<span class="ispan pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_192" id="Page_192">[192]</SPAN></span>
concerned, after his departure from New
York, may have gone at once to Jericho. Patricia
ceased to think of him, not because he
was not present, but because thinking of him
reminded her that she had been a fool, and
no woman with the reputation for cleverness
which Patricia possessed, could afford to
make such an admission even to herself. She
was now sure of several things—that she loved
Mortimer Crabb with all her heart—and that
she would never all her life long love anyone
else. She might flirt, yes—nay more, she <i>must</i>
flirt. What was the use spending one’s life
in bringing an art to the perfection Patricia
had attained and then suddenly forswearing
it? Fortunately her husband did not require
that of her. He never quite knew what she
was going to do next, but he never really mistrusted
her. And to Patricia’s credit it may
be said that she never caused pain and that if
she flirted—she sometimes did—it was in a
good cause.</p>
<p>The building of the country place had gone<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_193" id="Page_193">[193]</SPAN></span>
forward during the winter, and early summer
found them installed there. Beginning with
the housewarming, which was memorable,
guests came and went and upon them all Patricia
practiced her altruism which, since the
adventure with John Doe, had taken a somewhat
different character. Yet even among
these she found work for her busy hands to do.</p>
<p>It happened that among their guests the
Crabbs had staying with them as a remnant
of the housewarming party a young girl who,
because she was only a little younger than
Patricia in years, but centuries younger in
knowledge of the world, had become one of
her most treasured friends.</p>
<p>Little Miss North loved her, too—looked
up to her as the ignorant do to the wise, and
when her engagement to the Baron DeLaunay
was announced Aurora came and told Patricia
even before she told her family. Yet Patricia’s
shrewd mind found something wrong
and she urged the girl to come and join her
housewarming for the sole reason of finding<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_194" id="Page_194">[194]</SPAN></span>
out the true inwardness of the engagement,
and perhaps, too—who shall say?—to practice
her arts again.</p>
<p>After a day or two of mild questioning, of
studying, of watching, she began to see
light.</p>
<p>Then she invited the Baron for a week end,
and made certain preparations.</p>
<p>Then she waited his arrival with her nerves
tingling.</p>
<p>She met her husband and the Baron at the
steps as they ascended from the machine
which brought them from the station.</p>
<p>“Ah monsieur! so glad! I was wondering
if you’d be here in time for tea.”</p>
<p>“Wild horses could not have detained me
longer, from a glimpse of your <i>beaux yeux</i>,
Madame.”</p>
<p>He bent forward with a handsome gesture
and kissed the tips of Patricia’s fingers, but
she laughed gaily.</p>
<p>“Don’t waste pretty speeches, Baron. Besides——”
she paused significantly and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_195" id="Page_195">[195]</SPAN></span>
pointed toward the door through which her
husband’s shoulders had disappeared, “she is
there,” she finished.</p>
<p>“<i>Hélas!</i>” The Frenchman shrugged his
shoulders expressively; then straightened and
showed his teeth in a smile.</p>
<p>“Since my speeches are wasted, I will follow
you in, Madame.”</p>
<p>Patricia paused.</p>
<p>“All the world loves a lover—even I——”</p>
<p>“Yes—yes——”</p>
<p>“If I could be sure that you loved——”</p>
<p>“You?”</p>
<p>“Her,” sternly.</p>
<p>He shrugged again, “Ah, yes—I love her—of
course! Why, otherwise, should I wish to
marry her?”</p>
<p>“I wonder,” slowly, “why you speak of my
<i>beaux yeux</i>?” she said thoughtfully.</p>
<p>“Because I cannot help it——”</p>
<p>“A lover should be blind,” she put in.</p>
<p>“Like a husband?” he asked, significantly.</p>
<p>“Like a wife,” she corrected, soberly.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_196" id="Page_196">[196]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>He followed her indoors, where Aurora
met them at the door of the library.</p>
<p>“Tea, Aurora,” she announced. “Will you
pour it? Mort and I will be in in a moment.”</p>
<p>She hovered in the doorway insistently until
she saw DeLaunay safely seated on the
davenport at the tea-table by Aurora’s side,
and only then she departed in the direction of
the smoking room.</p>
<p>Mortimer Crabb was drinking a glass of
whiskey and water. At the sound of his wife’s
voice he turned.</p>
<p>“Did you get it, Mort?” she asked.</p>
<p>For reply he fumbled in the pockets of his
dust-coat and brought forth a small package.</p>
<p>“Oh, yes. Here it is. Pretty insignificant
affair to make such a fuss about,” and he
handed it to her.</p>
<p>“It’s the little things that mean the most,
my dear husband—like that,” she said significantly,
“and this,” and she kissed him for his
reward.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_197" id="Page_197">[197]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>He held her away from him and looked at
her good-humoredly—the quizzical humor
that was characteristic of him.</p>
<p>“You never kiss me unless you’re up to some
mischief, Patty.”</p>
<p>“Then you ought to be glad I’m mischievous,
Mort. It’s an ill wind that blows nobody
any good.”</p>
<p>“H—m. Why all the mystery? Can’t you
tell a fellow?”</p>
<p>She shook her head.</p>
<p>“No.”</p>
<p>“Why not?”</p>
<p>“Because then you don’t know as much as
I do.”</p>
<p>“Why shouldn’t I?” he protested. “I’m
your husband.”</p>
<p>“Because if you knew as much as I do——”
She paused. “You know, Mort, it’s only the
ignorant husband who’s entirely, blissfully
happy.”</p>
<p>“I’m not so sure about that,” he laughed.</p>
<p>“Aren’t you happy, Mort?” she asked.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_198" id="Page_198">[198]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“Ah, hang it, yes. But——”</p>
<p>“Then there’s nothing left to be said,” and
she kissed him again.</p>
<p>“I can’t understand——”</p>
<p>She laid resisting fingers on his arm.</p>
<p>“Of course you can’t. That’s one of your
charms, Mort, dear. It’s much better for a
woman to be misunderstood. The husband
who ‘understands’ his wife is on the highway
to purgatory. Ask no more questions. If I
answer them I surely will lie to you.”</p>
<p>“What the deuce can Daggett and McDade
be doing for you. They’re job-printers. They
don’t engrave your cards or stationery or anything——”</p>
<p>“N——o,” with a rising inflection.</p>
<p>“Well—what?”</p>
<p>“I needed some printing.”</p>
<p>“Well, why not go to Tiffany’s? The idea
of your sending me away over on the East
side——”</p>
<p>“They’re such adorable printers, Mort.”</p>
<p>“Who ever heard of a printer being adorable?<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_199" id="Page_199">[199]</SPAN></span>
Fudge! What’s the game now? Can’t
you tell a fellow?”</p>
<p>“No,” firmly.</p>
<p>Crabb always recognized the note of finality
in his wife’s voice, so he merely shrugged his
shoulders and followed her with his eyes as
she blew another kiss in his direction and vanished
up the stairs.</p>
<p>In the privacy of her own room Patricia did
some cryptic things with newspapers, a pair
of scissors, and the package from the adorable
printers, and when she had finished, she folded
up the newspapers, with their mysterious
contents, including the scissors, and with a
fleeting glance at herself in the mirror, went
down stairs.</p>
<p>She entered the library noiselessly and after
a glance at her guests at the tea-table, she
slipped her package into the drawer of the
library table and joined them.</p>
<p>“How envious you make me—you two,” she
sighed, sinking into a chair, “you’re so satisfied
with yourselves—and with each other.”</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_200" id="Page_200">[200]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>DeLaunay smiled and fingered his tea-cup.</p>
<p>“Would you have it otherwise?” he asked.</p>
<p>“Oh, no,” she said lightly, “I’m a professional
nursery governess to polite and well-meaning
persons of opposite sexes. Nursery
governesses are not permitted emotions or
opinions of any kind, my dears.”</p>
<p>“But even nursery governesses are human,
I am told,” said DeLaunay, showing his white
teeth.</p>
<p>“Are they? <i>My</i> governesses never were.
They were all inhuman—like me. The sight
of youthful license arouses all my professional
instincts. That’s why I’m in such demand by
despairing mothers of romantic heiresses.”</p>
<p>“Patty! you’re horrid.” Aurora’s heavily
lidded eyes opened wide. “I’m not romantic—not
in the least—and I’m <i>not</i> an heiress——”</p>
<p>“Oh,” said Patricia.</p>
<p>“At least,” Aurora amended, “not in the
modern sense. But it wouldn’t matter to
Louis or to me if we—really had to work for<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_201" id="Page_201">[201]</SPAN></span>
our living. I’m so anxious to be of some use
in the world. Oh, we’ve planned that already,
haven’t we, Louis?”</p>
<p>“Yes,” said DeLaunay, crisply, with a
glance of defiance in his eye for Patricia. “We
have planned that.”</p>
<p>Patricia’s lips twisted, but she said nothing.</p>
<p>“I sometimes think, Patty,” went on Aurora,
“that you’re a little unsympathetic.
Won’t you really like to see us married?”</p>
<p>Patricia laughed. “Oh, yes—but not to
each other.”</p>
<p>“Why not?”</p>
<p>“You’re too much in love, dear, for one
thing. <i>C’est si bourgeois—n’est-ce-pas, Baron?</i>
Things are arranged better in France?”</p>
<p>He shrugged his shoulders.</p>
<p>“Your customs in America are very pleasant
ones,” he replied, imperturbably. “I am
indeed fortunate to find myself so much in
accord with them.”</p>
<p>Aurora gave him a rapturous glance for reward,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_202" id="Page_202">[202]</SPAN></span>
and he took her fingers in his in calm
defiance of his pretty hostess.</p>
<p>Patricia put down her finished tea-cup with
a laugh and rose.</p>
<p>“Then I can’t dismay you—either of
you?”</p>
<p>Aurora smiled scornfully.</p>
<p>“Not in the least—can she, Louis?”</p>
<p>“Not in the least,” he repeated.</p>
<p>“Oh, very well, your blood upon your own
heads.”</p>
<p>“Or in our hearts, Madame,” corrected DeLaunay,
with a bow.</p>
<p>“Come, Aurora,” smiled Patricia, “it’s
time to dress.”</p>
<hr class="tb" />
<p>Patricia spent some time and some thought
upon her toilet. Deep sea-green was her
color, for it matched her eyes, which to-night
were unfathomable. In the midst of her
dainty occupation she turned her head over
her shoulder and called her husband. Mortimer
Crabb appeared in the door of his dressing-room<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_203" id="Page_203">[203]</SPAN></span>
which adjoined, one side of his face
shaved, the other white with lather.</p>
<p>“What is it?” he mumbled.</p>
<p>Patricia contemplated the back of her head
at the dressing-table by the aid of a hand mirror,
removed the hairpins one by one from her
mouth and deliberately placed them before
she replied.</p>
<p>“Mort,” she said, slowly, “I want you to
take Aurora out for a ride in the motor——”</p>
<p>“To-night! Oh, I say, Patty——”</p>
<p>“To-night,” she said, firmly. “I’ll arrange
it. It will be dark and you’re going to lose
your way——”</p>
<p>“How do you know I am?”</p>
<p>“Because I tell you so, stupid! You’ve <i>got</i>
to lose your way—for three hours.”</p>
<p>He looked at her shrewdly.</p>
<p>“What’s up now? Tell me, won’t you? I’m
tired of rolling over and playing dead. I am.
Besides, what can I do with that girl for three
hours?”</p>
<p>“Oh, I don’t care,” said Patricia. “Tell her<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_204" id="Page_204">[204]</SPAN></span>
stories—romantic ones. She likes those. Anything—make
love to her if you like.”</p>
<p>“So DeLaunay can make love to <i>you</i>,” peevishly.
“I see. I’m not going to stand for it.
I’m not any too keen on that fellow as it is.
He’s neglecting Aurora shamefully——”</p>
<p>“It <i>is</i> careless of him, isn’t it?” she said,
tilting her head back to get another angle on
her head-dress.</p>
<p>Crabb took a step nearer, brandishing his
safety razor in righteous indignation.</p>
<p>“It’s a shame, I tell you. You don’t seem to
have any conscience or any sense of proportion.
You’d flirt with a cigar-Indian if there
wasn’t anything else around. Why can’t you
leave these young people alone? Do you
think I like the idea of your spending the evening
here snug and warm with that Frenchman
while I’m shuttling around with that silly
girl in the dark?”</p>
<p>“Mortimer, you’re ungallant! What has
poor Aurora ever done to you?” She turned
in her chair, looked at him, and then burst<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_205" id="Page_205">[205]</SPAN></span>
into laughter. He watched her with a puzzled
frown. He never knew exactly how to
take Patricia when she laughed at him.</p>
<p>“If you only knew how funny you look,
Mort, dear. There’s a smudge of soap on the
end of your nose and you look like a charlotte
russe.” She rose slowly, put her fingers
on his arm, and looked up into his eyes with
a very winning expression.</p>
<p>“Don’t be silly, dear,” she said, softly.
“You know you said you weren’t going to
doubt me again—ever. I know what I’m
about. I have a duty, a sacred duty to perform
and you’re going to take your share of
it.”</p>
<p>“A duty?”</p>
<p>She nodded. “You’re not to know until it’s
all over. You mustn’t question, you’re to be
good and do exactly what I tell you to do.
Won’t you, Mort? There, I knew you would.
It’s such a little thing to do.”</p>
<p>She leaned as close to him as she could
without getting soap on her face.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_206" id="Page_206">[206]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“I’ll tell you a secret if you’ll promise to be
nice. I don’t like the man—really I don’t—not
at all.”</p>
<p>He looked in her eyes and believed her.
“You always get your way in the end, don’t
you?” he said, after a pause.</p>
<p>“Of course I do. What would be the <i>use</i>
of a way, if one didn’t <i>have</i> it?”</p>
<p>That seemed unanswerable logic, so Crabb
grinned.</p>
<p>“You’re a queer one, Patty,” which, as Patricia
knew, meant that she was the most extraordinary
and wonderful of persons. So she
smiled at the back of his head as he went out
because she agreed with him.</p>
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