<h2 class='c008'>LAUGHING SANJA</h2>
<div class='nf-center-c1'>
<div class='nf-center c002'>
<div><span class='sc'>Characters</span></div>
</div></div>
<div class='lg-container-b'>
<div class='linegroup'>
<div class='group'>
<div class='line'><em>Sanja</em></div>
<div class='line'><em>First Jizu</em></div>
<div class='line'><em>Second Jizu</em></div>
<div class='line'><em>Third Jizu</em></div>
<div class='line'><em>Ogre</em></div>
</div></div>
</div>
<p class='c015'><span class='sc'>Note</span>: <em>Jizu is a roadside image or statue.</em></p>
<h3 class='c012'><span class='sc'>Scene I</span>—<em>Along the Road</em></h3>
<div class='dl_1 c006'>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Sanja.</em></span>
Dear, dear, there goes one of my finest dumplings rolling down the hill. That will never
do. I cannot lose that one. I must run and catch <span class="pagenum" id='Page_151'>151</span>it. [<em>Runs after it. As she
goes she meets Lord Jizu.</em>] Good morning, my Lord Jizu! Have you seen a rice dumpling
fall this way?</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Lord Jizu.</em></span>
Good morning! Yes, I saw a dumpling. It went past here. It went down the hill skipping as
if it had legs.</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Sanja.</em></span>
Oh, thank you. Then I must skip after it.</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Lord Jizu.</em></span>
No, no. Do not go on. An ogre lives down there. He may do you harm.</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Sanja.</em></span>
But I must have my dumpling. [<em>Laughing.</em>] Tee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee! [<em>Goes
on.</em>]</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'> </span>
[<em>To Second Lord Jizu.</em>] My good Lord <span class="pagenum" id='Page_152'>152</span>Jizu, have you seen a dumpling pass this way?</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Second Lord Jizu.</em></span>
As if it had wings! It flew past me.</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Sanja.</em></span>
Then I must hurry to catch it.</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Second Lord Jizu.</em></span>
You must not think of that. There is a wicked ogre below. He does not like old women. He
will be cruel to you, and he might eat you up.</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Sanja.</em></span>
But I must have my dumpling. He’ll not eat an old woman like me. [<em>Laughing.</em>]
Tee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee! [<em>Goes on.</em>]</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'> </span>
[<em>To herself.</em>] If I ever catch that dumpling, I’ll eat every bit of it
<span class="pagenum" id='Page_153'>153</span>myself. Tee-hee-hee! [<em>To Third Lord Jizu.</em>] My good Lord Jizu, have you seen
my dumpling pass this way?</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Third Lord Jizu.</em></span>
Yes, it passed but a moment ago. Do not think of searching for it. The ogre who lives
beyond is cruel, and he’ll surely eat you.</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Sanja.</em></span>
He’ll not eat an old woman like me. Tee-hee-hee! [<em>They hear a terrible noise. Ogre
comes.</em>]</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Third Lord Jizu.</em></span>
Here comes the ogre. Get behind me. Be quick!</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Ogre.</em></span>
[<em>Deep voice.</em>] Good morning, Lord Jizu! I smell meat.</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Third Lord Jizu.</em></span>
Good morning, Ogre. Is it not dumpling that you smell? <span class="pagenum" id='Page_154'>154</span>I saw one pass along
this road a little while ago.</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Ogre.</em></span>
No, indeed. It is not dumpling. What I smell is meat.</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Third Lord Jizu.</em></span>
I do not smell it. Are you sure it is not rice dumpling? It seems to me that I smell a
little of it about you.</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Ogre.</em></span>
That is not strange. I saw the dumpling rolling my way. I caught it and ate it. It was
good. I wish I had the one who made it. What I smell now is meat, meat, meat; juicy,
young, tender. [<em>Sanja bursts out laughing.</em>]</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Sanja.</em></span>
Tee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Ogre.</em></span>
[<em>Seeing Sanja.</em>] Who are you?</p>
<span class="pagenum" id='Page_155'>155</span>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Sanja.</em></span>
I am the one who made the dumpling. Tee-hee-hee! Why did you eat it?</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Ogre.</em></span>
Because it was good.</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Sanja.</em></span>
You couldn’t eat me for that reason. Tee-hee-hee!</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Ogre.</em></span>
No, I shall not eat you. You shall come home with me and be my cook. As long as you cook
your dumplings for me I will not harm you. [<em>Sanja goes with the ogre.</em>]</p>
</div>
<h3 class='c012'><span class='sc'>Scene II</span>—<em>Ogre’s Kitchen</em></h3>
<div class='dl_1 c006'>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Ogre.</em></span>
You are a good cook; but you use more rice than you need. You should put but one grain
into the pot.</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Sanja.</em></span>
One grain? Tee-hee-hee. <span class="pagenum" id='Page_156'>156</span>How could any one live on one grain of rice?</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Ogre.</em></span>
I will show you. Put one grain of rice into the pot. Then take this paddle in your hand.
If you want rice for ten persons, stir ten times, in this way. [<em>Stirs paddle about in
the water.</em>] See the grain of rice burst into ten pieces. If you want rice for one
hundred persons, stir one hundred times. The grain of rice will burst into one hundred
pieces.</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Sanja.</em></span>
Tee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Ogre.</em></span>
This is a magic paddle.</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Sanja.</em></span>
Tee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Ogre.</em></span>
[<em>To himself.</em>] How strange that she laughs at everything.</p>
</div>
<div>
<span class="pagenum" id='Page_157'>157</span>
<h3 class='c012'><span class='sc'>Scene III</span>—<em>The River Bank</em></h3></div>
<div class='dl_1 c006'>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Sanja.</em></span>
I won’t stay here another day. The ogre is off hunting. Tee-hee-hee. He’ll never know how
I got out of the castle and over the river. Tee-hee-hee. Tee-hee-hee. [<em>Hears
call.</em>] Who calls? The ogre. Oh, he sees me! I am afraid to go back.</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Ogre.</em></span>
[<em>From other side of the river.</em>] What are you doing there, you Laughing Dumpling?
Go back to my kitchen, I say. Go back!</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Sanja.</em></span>
Tee-hee-hee!</p>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Ogre.</em></span>
How strange that she laughs at everything. She shall not laugh at me. [<em>Starts to go
across river.</em>]</p>
</div>
<div class='figcenter id002'>
<span class="pagenum" id='Page_158'>158</span>
<ANTIMG src='images/p158.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' /></div>
<div class='dl_1'>
<p><span class='dl_1'><em>Sanja.</em></span>
What shall I do to get away. The magic paddle! The magic paddle! I have it tucked in my
belt. I’ll stir the water in the river with it. There! Tee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee! See the
water flows and flows, higher and higher. The ogre must swim for his life. Tee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee!</p>
</div>
<span class="pagenum" id='Page_159'>159</span>
<div style="break-after:column;"></div><br />