<h2><SPAN name="chap03"></SPAN>CHAPTER III.</h2>
<p>Oliver was not rooming with them; he had his own quarters at the club, which he
did not wish to leave. But the next morning, about twenty minutes after the
hour he had named, he was at the door, and Montague went down.</p>
<p>Oliver’s car was an imported French racer. It had only two seats, open in
front, with a rumble behind for the mechanic. It was long and low and rakish, a
most wicked-looking object; whenever it stopped on the street a crowd gathered
to stare at it. Oliver was clad in a black bearskin coat, covering his feet,
and with cap and gloves to match; he wore goggles, pushed up over his forehead.
A similar costume lay ready in his brother’s seat.</p>
<p>The suits of clothing had come, and were borne in his grips by his valet.
“We can’t carry them with us,” said Oliver.
“He’ll have to take them down by train.” And while his
brother was buttoning up the coat, he gave the address; then Montague clambered
in, and after a quick glance over his shoulder, Oliver pressed a lever and
threw over the steering-wheel, and they whirled about and sped down the street.</p>
<p>Sometimes, at home in Mississippi, one would meet automobiling parties,
generally to the damage of one’s harness and temper. But until the day
before, when he had stepped off the ferry, Montague had never ridden in a
motor-car. Riding in this one was like travelling in a dream—it slid
along without a sound, or the slightest trace of vibration; it shot forward, it
darted to right or to left, it slowed up, it stopped, as if of its own
will—the driver seemed to do nothing. Such things as car tracks had no
effect upon it at all, and serious defects in the pavement caused only the
faintest swelling motion; it was only when it leaped ahead like a living thing
that one felt the power of it, by the pressure upon his back.</p>
<p>They went at what seemed to Montague a breakneck pace through the city streets,
dodging among trucks and carriages, grazing cars, whirling round corners,
taking the wildest of chances. Oliver seemed always to know what the other
fellow would do; but the thought that he might do something different kept his
companion’s heart pounding in a painful way. Once the latter cried out as
a man leapt for his life; Oliver laughed, and said, without turning his head,
“You’ll get used to it by and by.”</p>
<p>They went down Fourth Avenue and turned into the Bowery. Elevated trains
pounded overhead, and a maze of gin-shops, dime-museums, cheap lodging-houses,
and clothing-stores sped past them. Once or twice Oliver’s hawk-like
glance detected a blue uniform ahead, and then they slowed down to a decorous
pace, and the other got a chance to observe the miserable population of the
neighbourhood. It was a cold November day, and an “out of work”
time, and wretched outcast men walked with shoulders drawn forward and hands in
their pockets.</p>
<p>“Where in the world are we going?” Montague asked.</p>
<p>“To Long Island,” said the other. “It’s a beastly
ride—this part of it—but it’s the only way. Some day
we’ll have an overhead speedway of our own, and we won’t have to
drive through this mess.”</p>
<p>They turned off at the approach to the Williamsburg Bridge, and found the
street closed for repairs. They had to make a détour of a block, and they
turned with a vicious sweep and plunged into the very heart of the tenement
district. Narrow, filthy streets, with huge, cañon-like blocks of buildings,
covered with rusty iron fire-escapes and decorated with soap-boxes and pails
and laundry and babies; narrow stoops, crowded with playing children;
grocery-shops, clothing-shops, saloons; and a maze of placards and signs in
English and German and Yiddish. Through the throngs Oliver drove, his brows
knitted with impatience and his horn honking angrily. “Take it
easy,”—protested Montague; but the other answered,
“Bah!” Children screamed and darted out of the way, and men and
women started back, scowling and muttering; when a blockade of wagons and
push-carts forced them to stop, the children gathered about and jeered, and a
group of hoodlums loafing by a saloon flung ribaldry at them; but Oliver never
turned his eyes from the road ahead.</p>
<p>And at last they were out on the bridge. “Slow vehicles keep to the
right,” ran the sign, and so there was a lane for them to the left. They
sped up the slope, the cold air beating upon them like a hurricane. Far below
lay the river, with tugs and ferry-boats ploughing the wind-beaten grey water,
and a city spread out on either bank—a wilderness of roofs, with chimneys
sticking up and white jets of steam spouting everywhere. Then they sped down
the farther slope, and into Brooklyn.</p>
<p>There was an asphalted avenue, lined with little residences. There was block
upon block of them, mile after mile of them—Montague had never, seen so
many houses in his life before, and nearly all poured out of the same mould.</p>
<p>Many other automobiles were speeding out by this avenue, and they raced with
one another. The one which was passed the most frequently got the dust and
smell; and so the universal rule was that when you were behind you watched for
a clear track, and then put on speed, and went to the front; but then just when
you had struck a comfortable pace, there was a whirring and a puffing at your
left, and your rival came stealing past you. If you were ugly, you put on speed
yourself, and forced him to fall back, or to run the risk of trouble with
vehicles coming the other way. For Oliver there seemed to be but one
rule,—pass everything.</p>
<p>They came to the great Ocean Driveway. Here were many automobiles, nearly all
going one way, and nearly all racing. There were two which stuck to Oliver and
would not be left behind—one, two, three—one, two, three—they
passed and repassed. Their dust was blinding, and the continual odour was
sickening; and so Oliver set his lips tight, and the little dial on the
indicator began to creep ahead, and they whirled away down the drive.
“Catch us this time!” he muttered.</p>
<p>A few seconds later Oliver gave a sudden exclamation, as a policeman, concealed
behind a bush at the roadside, sprang out and hailed them. The policeman had a
motor-cycle, and Oliver shouted to the mechanic, “Pull the cord!”
His brother turned, alarmed and perplexed, and saw the man reach down to the
floor of the car. He saw the policeman leap upon the cycle and start to follow.
Then he lost sight of him in the clouds of dust.</p>
<p>For perhaps five minutes they tore on, tense and silent, at a pace that
Montague had never equalled in an express train. Vehicles coming the other way
would leap into sight, charging straight at them, it seemed, and shooting past
a hand’s breadth away. Montague had just about made up his mind that one
such ride would last him for a lifetime, when he noticed that they were
slacking up. “You can let go the cord,” said Oliver.
“He’ll never catch us now.”</p>
<p>“What <i>is</i> the cord?” asked the other.</p>
<p>“It’s tied to the tag with our number on, in back. It swings it up
so it can’t be seen.”</p>
<p>They were turning off into a country road, and Montague sank back and laughed
till the tears ran down his cheeks. “Is that a common trick?” he
asked.</p>
<p>“Quite,” said the other. “Mrs. Robbie has a trough of mud in
their garage, and her driver sprinkles the tag every time before she goes out.
You have to do something, you know, or you’d be taken up all the
time.”</p>
<p>“Have you ever been arrested?”</p>
<p>“I’ve only been in court once,” said Oliver.
“I’ve been stopped a dozen times.”</p>
<p>“What did they do the other times—warn you?”</p>
<p>“Warn me?” laughed Oliver. “What they did was to get in with
me and ride a block or two, out of sight of the crowd; and then I slipped them
a ten-dollar bill and they got out.”</p>
<p>To which Montague responded, “Oh, I see!”</p>
<p>They turned into a broad macadamized road, and here were more autos, and more
dust, and more racing. Now and then they crossed a trolley or a railroad track,
and here was always a warning sign; but Oliver must have had some occult way of
knowing that the track was clear, for he never seemed to slow up. Now and then
they came to villages, and did reduce speed; but from the pace at which they
went through, the villagers could not have suspected it.</p>
<p>And then came another adventure. The road was in repair, and was very bad, and
they were picking their way, when suddenly a young man who had been walking on
a side path stepped out before them, and drew a red handkerchief from his
pocket, and faced them, waving it. Oliver muttered an oath.</p>
<p>“What’s the matter?” cried his brother.</p>
<p>“We’re arrested!” he exclaimed.</p>
<p>“What!” gasped the other. “Why, we were not going at
all.”</p>
<p>“I know,” said Oliver; “but they’ve got us all the
same.”</p>
<p>He must have made up his mind at one glance that the case was hopeless, for he
made no attempt to put on speed, but let the young man step aboard as they
reached him.</p>
<p>“What is it?” Oliver demanded.</p>
<p>“I have been sent out by the Automobile Association,” said the
stranger, “to warn you that they have a trap set in the next town. So
watch out.”</p>
<p>And Oliver gave a gasp, and said, “Oh! Thank you!” The young man
stepped off, and they went ahead, and he lay back in his seat and shook with
laughter.</p>
<p>“Is that common?” his brother asked, between laughs.</p>
<p>“It happened to me once before,” said Oliver. “But I’d
forgotten it completely.”</p>
<p>They proceeded very slowly; and when they came to the outskirts of the village
they went at a funereal pace, while the car throbbed in protest. In front of a
country store they saw a group of loungers watching them, and Oliver said,
“There’s the first part of the trap. They have a telephone, and
somewhere beyond is a man with another telephone, and beyond that a man to
stretch a rope across the road.”</p>
<p>“What would they do with you?” asked the other.</p>
<p>“Haul you up before a justice of the peace, and fine you anywhere from
fifty to two hundred and fifty dollars. It’s regular highway
robbery—there are some places that boast of never levying taxes; they get
all their money out of us!”</p>
<p>Oliver pulled out his watch. “We’re going to be late to lunch,
thanks to these delays,” he said. He added that they were to meet at the
“Hawk’s Nest,” which he said was an “automobile
joint.”</p>
<p>Outside of the town they “hit it up” again; and half an hour later
they came to a huge sign, “To the Hawk’s Nest,” and turned
off. They ran up a hill, and came suddenly out of a pine-forest into view of a
hostelry, perched upon the edge of a bluff overlooking the Sound. There was a
broad yard in front, in which automobiles wheeled and sputtered, and a long
shed that was lined with them.</p>
<p>Half a dozen attendants ran to meet them as they drew up at the steps. They all
knew Oliver, and two fell to brushing his coat, and one got his cap, while the
mechanic took the car to the shed. Oliver had a tip for each of them; one of
the things that Montague observed was that in New York you had to carry a
pocketful of change, and scatter it about wherever you went. They tipped the
man who carried their coats and the boy who opened the door. In the washrooms
they tipped the boys who filled the basins for them and those who gave them a
second brushing.</p>
<p>The piazzas of the inn were crowded with automobiling parties, in all sorts of
strange costumes. It seemed to Montague that most of them were flashy
people—the men had red faces and the women had loud voices; he saw one in
a sky-blue coat with bright scarlet facing. It occurred to him that if these
women had not worn such large hats, they would not have needed quite such a
supply of the bright-coloured veiling which they wound over the hats and tied
under their chins, or left to float about in the breeze.</p>
<p>The dining-room seemed to have been built in sections, rambling about on the
summit of the cliff. The side of it facing the water was all glass, and could
be taken down. The ceiling was a maze of streamers and Japanese lanterns, and
here and there were orange-trees and palms and artificial streams and
fountains. Every table was crowded, it seemed; one was half-deafened by the
clatter of plates, the voices and laughter, and the uproar of a negro orchestra
of banjos, mandolins, and guitars. Negro waiters flew here and there, and a
huge, stout head-waiter, who was pirouetting and strutting, suddenly espied
Oliver, and made for him with smiles of welcome.</p>
<p>“Yes, sir—just come in, sir,” he said, and led the way down
the room, to where, in a corner, a table had been set for sixteen or eighteen
people. There was a shout, “Here’s Ollie!”—and a
pounding of glasses and a chorus of welcome—“Hello, Ollie!
You’re late, Ollie! What’s the matter—car broke down?”</p>
<p>Of the party, about half were men and half women. Montague braced himself for
the painful ordeal of being introduced to sixteen people in succession, but
this was considerately spared him. He shook hands with Robbie Walling, a tall
and rather hollow-chested young man, with slight yellow moustaches; and with
Mrs. Robbie, who bade him welcome, and presented him with the freedom of the
company.</p>
<p>Then he found himself seated between two young ladies, with a waiter leaning
over him to take his order for the drinks. He said, a little hesitatingly, that
he would like some whisky, as he was about frozen, upon which the girl on his
right, remarked, “You’d better try a champagne
cocktail—you’ll get your results quicker.” She added, to the
waiter, “Bring a couple of them, and be quick about it.”</p>
<p>“You had a cold ride, no doubt, in that low car,” she went on, to
Montague. “What made you late?”</p>
<p>“We had some delays,” he answered. “Once we thought we were
arrested.”</p>
<p>“Arrested!” she exclaimed; and others took up the word, crying,
“Oh, Ollie! tell us about it!”</p>
<p>Oliver told the tale, and meantime his brother had a chance to look about him.
All of the party were young—he judged that he was the oldest person
there. They were not of the flashily dressed sort, but no one would have had to
look twice to know that there was money in the crowd. They had had their first
round of drinks, and started in to enjoy themselves. They were all intimates,
calling each other by their first names. Montague noticed that these names
always ended in “ie,”—there was Robbie and Freddie and Auggie
and Clarrie and Bertie and Chappie; if their names could not be made to end
properly, they had nicknames instead.</p>
<p>“Ollie” told how they had distanced the policeman; and Clarrie
Mason (one of the younger sons of the once mighty railroad king) told of a
similar feat which his car had performed. And then the young lady who sat
beside him told how a fat Irish woman had skipped out of their way as they
rounded a corner, and stood and cursed them from the vantage-point of the
sidewalk.</p>
<p>The waiter came with the liquor, and Montague thanked his neighbour, Miss
Price. Anabel Price was her name, and they called her “Billy”; she
was a tall and splendidly formed creature, and he learned in due time that she
was a famous athlete. She must have divined that he would feel a little lost in
this crowd of intimates, and set to work to make him feel at home—an
attempt in which she was not altogether successful.</p>
<p>They were bound for a shooting-lodge, and so she asked him if he were fond of
shooting. He replied that he was; in answer to a further question he said that
he had hunted chiefly deer and wild turkey. “Ah, then you are a real
hunter!” said Miss Price. “I’m afraid you’ll scorn our
way.”</p>
<p>“What do you do?” he inquired.</p>
<p>“Wait and you’ll see,” replied she; and added, casually,
“When you get to be pally with us, you’ll conclude we don’t
furnish.”</p>
<p>Montague’s jaw dropped just a little. He recovered himself, however, and
said that he presumed so, or that he trusted not; afterward, when he had made
inquiries and found out what he should have said, he had completely forgotten
what he <i>had</i> said.—Down in a hotel in Natchez there was an old
head-waiter, to whom Montague had once appealed to seat him next to a friend.
At the next meal, learning that the request had been granted, he said to the
old man, “I’m afraid you have shown me partiality”; to which
the reply came, “I always tries to show it as much as I kin.”
Montague always thought of this whenever he recalled his first encounter with
“Billy” Price.</p>
<p>The young lady on the other side of him now remarked that Robbie was ordering
another “topsy-turvy lunch.” He inquired what sort of a lunch that
was; she told him that Robbie called it a “digestion exercise.”
That was the only remark that Miss de Millo addressed to him during the meal
(Miss Gladys de Mille, the banker’s daughter, known as “Baby”
to her intimates). She was a stout and round-faced girl, who devoted herself
strictly to the business of lunching; and Montague noticed at the end that she
was breathing rather hard, and that her big round eyes seemed bigger than ever.</p>
<p>Conversation was general about the table, but it was not easy conversation to
follow. It consisted mostly of what is known as “joshing,” and
involved acquaintance with intimate details of personalities and past events.
Also, there was a great deal of slang used, which kept a stranger’s wits
on the jump. However, Montague concluded that all his deficiencies were made up
for by his brother, whose sallies were the cause of the loudest laughter. Just
now he seemed to the other more like the Oliver he had known of old—for
Montague had already noted a change in him. At home there had never been any
end to his gaiety and fun, and it was hard to get him to take anything
seriously; but now he kept all his jokes for company, and when he was alone he
was in deadly earnest. Apparently he was working hard over his pleasures.</p>
<p>Montague could understand how this was possible. Some one, for instance, had
worked hard over the ordering of the lunch—to secure the maximum of
explosive effect. It began with ice-cream, moulded in fancy shapes and then
buried in white of egg and baked brown. Then there was a turtle soup, thick and
green and greasy; and then—horror of horrors—a great steaming
plum-pudding. It was served in a strange phenomenon of a platter, with six
long, silver legs; and the waiter set it in front of Robbie Walling and lifted
the cover with a sweeping gesture—and then removed it and served it
himself. Montague had about made up his mind that this was the end, and begun
to fill up on bread-and-butter, when there appeared cold asparagus, served in
individual silver holders resembling andirons. Then—appetite now being
sufficiently whetted—there came quail, in piping hot little
casseroles—; and then half a grape-fruit set in a block of ice and filled
with wine; and then little squab ducklings, bursting fat, and an artichoke; and
then a <i>café parfait</i>; and then—as if to crown the
audacity—huge thick slices of roast beef! Montague had given up long
ago—he could keep no track of the deluge of food which poured forth. And
between all the courses there were wines of precious brands, tumbled
helter-skelter,—sherry and port, champagne and claret and liqueur.
Montague watched poor “Baby” de Mille out of the corner of his eye,
and pitied her; for it was evident that she could not resist the impulse to eat
whatever was put before her, and she was visibly suffering. He wondered whether
he might not manage to divert her by conversation, but he lacked the courage to
make the attempt.</p>
<p class="p2">
The meal was over at four o’clock. By that time most of the other parties
were far on their way to New York, and the inn was deserted. They possessed
themselves of their belongings, and one by one their cars whirled away toward
“Black Forest.”</p>
<p>Montague had been told that it was a “shooting-lodge.” He had a
vision of some kind of a rustic shack, and wondered dimly how so many people
would be stowed away. When they turned off the main road, and his brother
remarked, “Here we are,” he was surprised to see a rather large
building of granite, with an archway spanning the road. He was still more
surprised when they whizzed through and went on.</p>
<p>“Where are we going?” he asked.</p>
<p>“To ‘Black Forest,’” said Oliver.</p>
<p>“And what was that we passed?”</p>
<p>“That was the gate-keeper’s lodge,” was Oliver’s reply.</p>
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