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<h2><SPAN name="CHRISTMAS_CONVERSION" id="CHRISTMAS_CONVERSION"></SPAN>CHRISTMAS CONVERSION.</h2>
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<span class="i0">I can see her in the kitchen,</span>
<span class="i1">Apron on and sleeves rolled up,</span>
<span class="i0">Measurin' spices in a teaspoon,</span>
<span class="i1">Figs and raisins in a cup.</span>
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<span class="i0">Now she's throwin' apple quarters</span>
<span class="i1">In that wooden bowl of hers,</span>
<span class="i0">'Long with lemon peel and orange,</span>
<span class="i1">An' she stirs, an' stirs, an' stirs.</span>
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<span class="i0">Then she takes her knife an' chops it,</span>
<span class="i1">Chops so fast her hand jest flies.</span>
<span class="i0">Now I know what ma is up to—</span>
<span class="i1">Makin' mincemeat for the pies.</span>
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<span class="i0">I smell Christmas in our kitchen,</span>
<span class="i1">An' my heart gets big an' glad,</span>
<span class="i0">An' I, somehow, fall to wishin',</span>
<span class="i1">That I wasn't quite so bad.</span>
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<span class="i0">An' I tell myself I'll never</span>
<span class="i1">Cheat at marbles any more,</span>
<span class="i0">Nor make faces at my teacher,</span>
<span class="i1">Nor hang round the corner store</span>
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<span class="i0">'Stead of goin' on my errands;</span>
<span class="i1">Never touch the cookie pail,</span>
<span class="i0">Nor play hooky an' go skatin',</span>
<span class="i1">Nor tie cans on Rover's tail;</span>
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<span class="i0">Never let ma think it's spellings</span>
<span class="i1">When it's only Robin Hood.</span>
<span class="i0">With the gladness comes the wishin'</span>
<span class="i1">To be, oh, just awful good!</span>
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<span class="i0">'Bout this time of year it takes me—</span>
<span class="i1">Pa, he doesn't understand,</span>
<span class="i0">Always says: "You sly young codger,</span>
<span class="i1">You know Christmas is at hand."</span>
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<span class="i0">But it isn't that, it's something—</span>
<span class="i1">Can't explain it very well—</span>
<span class="i0">Takes me when ma fills the kitchen</span>
<span class="i1">With this juicy Christmas smell.</span>
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<span class="i0">When she chops the spice an' raisins,</span>
<span class="i1">With the peels an' Northern Spies,</span>
<span class="i0">Sleeves rolled up above her elbows,</span>
<span class="i1">Makin' mincemeat for the pies.</span>
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