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<h2>THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TAPESTRY.</h2>
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<p>T is not to be denied that full half of the
tourists and travellers that come to
Florida return intensely disappointed,
and even disgusted. Why? Evidently because
Florida, like a piece of embroidery, has two sides
to it,—one side all tag-rag and thrums, without
order or position; and the other side showing
flowers and arabesques and brilliant coloring.
Both these sides exist. Both are undeniable, undisputed
facts, not only in the case of Florida, but
of every place and thing under the sun. There
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is a right side and a wrong side to every
thing.</p>
<p>Now, tourists and travellers generally come
with their heads full of certain romantic ideas
of waving palms, orange-groves, flowers, and
fruit, all bursting forth in tropical abundance;
and, in consequence, they go through Florida
with disappointment at every step. If the banks
of the St. John's were covered with orange-groves,
if they blossomed every month in the
year, if they were always loaded with fruit, if
pine-apples and bananas grew wild, if the flowers
hung in festoons from tree to tree, if the ground
were enamelled with them all winter long, so that
you saw nothing else, then they would begin to
be satisfied.</p>
<p>But, in point of fact, they find, in approaching
Florida, a dead sandy level, with patches behind
them of rough coarse grass, and tall pine-trees,
whose tops are so far in the air that they
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seem to cast no shade, and a little scrubby underbrush.
The few houses to be seen along the
railroad are the forlornest of huts. The cattle
that stray about are thin and poverty-stricken,
and look as if they were in the last tottering
stages of starvation.</p>
<p>Then, again, winter, in a semi-tropical region,
has a peculiar desolate untidiness, from the fact
that there is none of that clearing of the trees
and shrubs which the sharp frosts of the
northern regions occasion. Here the leaves,
many of them, though they have lost their
beauty, spent their strength, and run their
course, do not fall thoroughly and cleanly, but
hang on in ragged patches, waiting to be
pushed off by the swelling buds of next year.
In New England, Nature is an up-and-down,
smart, decisive house-mother, that has her times
and seasons, and brings up her ends of life with
a positive jerk. She will have no shilly-shally.
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When her time comes, she clears off the gardens
and forests thoroughly and once for all, and they
are clean. Then she freezes the ground solid as
iron; and then she covers all up with a nice
pure winding-sheet of snow, and seals matters
up as a good housewife does her jelly tumblers
under white-paper covers. There you are fast
and cleanly. If you have not got ready for it,
so much the worse for you! If your tender
roots are not taken up, your cellar banked, your
doors listed, she can't help it: it's your own
lookout, not hers.</p>
<p>But Nature down here is an easy, demoralized,
indulgent old grandmother, who has no particular
time for any thing, and does every thing
when she happens to feel like it. "Is it winter,
or isn't it?" is the question that is likely often to
occur in the settling month of December, when
everybody up North has put away summer
clothes, and put all their establishments under
winter-orders.
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<p>Consequently, on arriving in mid-winter time,
the first thing that strikes the eye is the ragged,
untidy look of the foliage and shrubbery.
About one-third of the trees are deciduous, and
stand entirely bare of leaves. The rest are
evergreen, which by this time, having come
through the fierce heats of summer, have acquired
a seared and dusky hue, different from
the vivid brightness of early spring. In the
garden you see all the half-and-half proceedings
which mark the indefinite boundaries of the
season. The rose-bushes have lost about half
their green leaves. Some varieties, however, in
this climate, seem to be partly evergreen. The
La Marque and the crimson rose, sometimes
called Louis Philippe, seem to keep their
last year's foliage till spring pushes it off with
new leaves.</p>
<p>Once in a while, however, Nature, like a
grandmother in a fret, comes down on you with
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a most unexpected snub. You have a cold spell,—an
actual frost. During the five years in
which we have made this our winter residence,
there have twice been frosts severe enough to
spoil the orange-crop, though not materially
injuring the trees.</p>
<p>This present winter has been generally a
colder one than usual; but there have been no
hurtful frosts. But one great cause of disgust
and provocation of tourists in Florida is
the occurrence of these "cold snaps." It is
really amusing to see how people accustomed to
the tight freezes, the drifting snow wreaths, the
stinging rain, hail, and snow, of the Northern
winter, will <i>take on</i> when the thermometer goes
down to 30° or 32°, and a white frost is seen out
of doors. They are perfectly outraged. "<i>Such</i>
weather! If this is your Florida winter, deliver
me!" All the while they could walk out any
day into the woods, as we have done, and gather
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eight or ten varieties of flowers blooming in the
open air, and eat radishes and lettuce and peas
grown in the garden.</p>
<p>Well, it is to be confessed that the cold of
warm climates always has a peculiarly aggravating
effect on the mind. A warm region is just
like some people who get such a character for
good temper, that they never can indulge themselves
even in an earnest disclaimer without
everybody crying out upon them, "What puts
you in such a passion?" &c. So Nature, if she
generally sets up for amiability during the winter
months, cannot be allowed a little tiff now
and then, a white frost, a cold rain-storm, without
being considered a monster.</p>
<p>It is to be confessed that the chill of warm
climates, when they are chilly, is peculiar; and
travellers should prepare for it, not only in mind,
but in wardrobe, by carrying a plenty of warm
clothing, and, above all, an inestimable India-rubber
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bottle, which they can fill with hot water
to dissipate the chill at night. An experience
of four winters leads us to keep on about the
usual winter clothing until March or April. The
first day after our arrival, to be sure, we put
away all our furs as things of the past; but we
keep abundance of warm shawls, and, above all,
wear the usual flannels till late in the spring.</p>
<p>Invalids seeking a home here should be particularly
careful to secure rooms in which there
can be a fire. It is quite as necessary as at the
North; and, with this comfort, the cold spells, few
in number as they are, can be easily passed by.</p>
<p>Our great feature in the Northern landscape,
which one never fails to miss and regret here, is
the grass. The <i>nakedness</i> of the land is an
expression that often comes over one. The
peculiar sandy soil is very difficult to arrange in
any tidy fashion. You cannot make beds or
alleys of it: it all runs together like a place
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where hens have been scratching; and consequently
it is the most difficult thing in the
world to have ornamental grounds.</p>
<p>At the North, the process of making a new
place appear neat and inviting is very rapid.
One season of grass-seed, and the thing is done.
Here, however, it is the most difficult thing in
the world to get turf of any sort to growing.
The Bermuda grass, and a certain coarse, broad-leafed
turf, are the only kind that can stand the
summer heat; and these never have the beauty
of well-ordered Northern grass.</p>
<p>Now, we have spent anxious hours and much
labor over a little plot in our back-yard, which
we seeded with white clover, and which, for a
time, was green and lovely to behold; but, alas!
the Scripture was too strikingly verified:
"When the sun shineth on it with a burning
heat, it withereth the grass, and the grace of
the fashion of it perisheth."
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<p>The fact is, that people cannot come to heartily
like Florida till they <i>accept</i> certain deficiencies
as the necessary shadow to certain excellences.
If you want to live in an orange-orchard, you
must give up wanting to live surrounded by
green grass. When we get to the new heaven
and the new earth, then we shall have it all right.
There we shall have a climate at once cool and
bracing, yet hot enough to mature oranges and
pine-apples. Our trees of life shall bear twelve
manner of fruit, and yield a new one every
month. Out of juicy meadows green as emerald,
enamelled with every kind of flower, shall grow
our golden orange-trees, blossoming and fruiting
together as now they do. There shall be no
mosquitoes, or gnats, or black-flies, or snakes;
and, best of all, there shall be no fretful people.
Everybody shall be like a well-tuned instrument,
all sounding in accord, and never a semitone out
of the way.
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<p>Meanwhile, we caution everybody coming to
Florida, Don't hope for too much. Because you
hear that roses and callas blossom in the open
air all winter, and flowers abound in the woods,
don't expect to find an eternal summer. Prepare
yourself to see a great deal that looks rough
and desolate and coarse; prepare yourself for
some chilly days and nights; and, whatever else
you neglect to bring with you, bring the resolution,
strong and solid, always to make the best
of things.</p>
<p>For ourselves, we are getting reconciled to a
sort of tumble-down, wild, picnicky kind of life,—this
general happy-go-luckiness which Florida
inculcates. If we painted her, we should not
represent her as a neat, trim damsel, with
starched linen cuffs and collar: she would be
a brunette, dark but comely, with gorgeous
tissues, a general disarray and dazzle, and with
a sort of jolly untidiness, free, easy, and joyous.
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<p>The great charm, after all, of this life, is its
outdoorness. To be able to spend your winter
out of doors, even though some days be cold;
to be able to sit with windows open; to hear
birds daily; to eat fruit from trees, and pick
flowers from hedges, all winter long,—is about
the whole of the story. This you can do; and
this is why Florida is life and health to the
invalid.</p>
<p>We get every year quantities of letters
from persons of small fortunes, asking our
advice whether they had better move to Florida.
For our part, we never advise people to <i>move</i>
anywhere. As a general rule, it is the person
who feels the inconveniences of a present position,
so as to want to move, who will feel the inconvenience
of a future one. Florida has a
lovely winter; but it has also three formidable
summer months, July, August, and September,
when the heat is excessive, and the liabilities of
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new settlers to sickness so great, that we should
never wish to take the responsibility of bringing
anybody here. It is true that a very comfortable
number of people do live through them;
but still it is not a joke, by any means, to move
to a new country. The first colony in New
England lost just half its members in the first
six months. The rich bottom-lands around
Cincinnati proved graves to many a family
before they were brought under cultivation.</p>
<p>But Florida is peculiarly adapted to the needs
of people who can afford two houses, and want a
refuge from the drain that winter makes on the
health. As people now have summer-houses at
Nahant or Rye, so they might, at a small expense,
have winter-houses in Florida, and come
here and be at home. That is the great charm,—to
be at home. A house here can be simple
and inexpensive, and yet very charming.
Already, around us a pretty group of winter-houses
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is rising: and we look forward to the
time when there shall be many more; when, all
along the shore of the St. John's, cottages and
villas shall look out from the green trees.</p>
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