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<h3> THE DEAD JOKE AND THE FUNNY MAN<br/> </h3>
<p class="poem">
Long years ago, a funny man,<br/>
<SPAN STYLE="margin-left: 1em">Flushed with a strange delight,</SPAN><br/>
Sat down and wrote a funny thing<br/>
<SPAN STYLE="margin-left: 1em">All in the solemn night;</SPAN><br/>
And as he wrote he clapped his hands<br/>
<SPAN STYLE="margin-left: 1em">And laughed with all his might.</SPAN><br/>
<SPAN STYLE="margin-left: 2em">For it was such a funny thing,</SPAN><br/>
<SPAN STYLE="margin-left: 2em">O, such a very funny thing,</SPAN><br/>
<SPAN STYLE="margin-left: 2em">This wonderfully funny thing,</SPAN><br/>
<SPAN STYLE="margin-left: 1em">He</SPAN><br/>
<SPAN STYLE="margin-left: 2em">Laughed</SPAN><br/>
<SPAN STYLE="margin-left: 3em">Outright.</SPAN><br/></p>
<p class="poem">
And so it was this funny man<br/>
<SPAN STYLE="margin-left: 1em">Printed this funny thing—</SPAN><br/>
Forgot it, too, nor ever thought<br/>
<SPAN STYLE="margin-left: 1em">It worth remembering,</SPAN><br/>
Till but a day or two ago.<br/>
<SPAN STYLE="margin-left: 1em">(Ah! what may changes bring!)</SPAN><br/>
<SPAN STYLE="margin-left: 2em">He found this selfsame funny thing</SPAN><br/>
<SPAN STYLE="margin-left: 2em">In an exchange—"O, funny thing!"</SPAN><br/>
<SPAN STYLE="margin-left: 2em">He cried, "You dear old funny thing!"</SPAN><br/>
<SPAN STYLE="margin-left: 1em">And</SPAN><br/>
<SPAN STYLE="margin-left: 2em">Sobbed</SPAN><br/>
<SPAN STYLE="margin-left: 3em">Outright.</SPAN><br/></p>
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