<p class="tit-song">CALIFORNIA TRAIL <span class="pagenum"><SPAN id="page375" name="page375"></SPAN>(p. 375)</span></p>
<p>List all you California boys<br/>
And open wide your ears,<br/>
For now we start across the plains<br/>
With a herd of mules and steers.<br/>
Now, bear in mind before you start,<br/>
That you'll eat jerked beef, not ham,<br/>
And antelope steak, Oh cuss the stuff!<br/>
It often proves a sham.</p>
<p>You cannot find a stick of wood<br/>
On all this prairie wide;<br/>
Whene'er you eat you've got to stand<br/>
Or sit on some old bull hide.<br/>
It's fun to cook with buffalo chips<br/>
Or mesquite, green as corn,—<br/>
If I'd once known what I know now<br/>
I'd have gone around Cape Horn.</p>
<p>The women have the hardest time<br/>
Who emigrate by land;<br/>
For when they cook out in the wind<br/>
They're sure to burn their hand.<br/>
Then they scold their husbands round,<br/>
Get mad and spill the tea,—<br/>
I'd have thanked my stars if they'd not come out<br/>
Upon this bleak prairie.</p>
<p>Most <span class="pagenum"><SPAN id="page376" name="page376"></SPAN>(p. 376)</span> every night we put out guards<br/>
To keep the Indians off.<br/>
When night comes round some heads will ache,<br/>
And some begin to cough.<br/>
To be deprived of help at night,<br/>
You know is mighty hard,<br/>
But every night there's someone sick<br/>
To keep from standing guard.</p>
<p>Then they're always talking of what they've got,<br/>
And what they're going to do;<br/>
Some will say they're content,<br/>
For I've got as much as you.<br/>
Others will say, "I'll buy or sell,<br/>
I'm damned if I care which."<br/>
Others will say, "Boys, buy him out,<br/>
For he doesn't own a stitch."</p>
<p>Old raw-hide shoes are hell on corns<br/>
While tramping through the sands,<br/>
And driving jackass by the tail,—<br/>
Damn the overland!<br/>
I would as leaf be on a raft at sea<br/>
And there at once be lost.<br/>
John, let's leave the poor old mule,<br/>
We'll never get him across!</p>
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