<h3><SPAN name="chap20"></SPAN>20 The Valiant Little Tailor</h3>
<p>One summer’s morning a little tailor was sitting on his table by the
window; he was in good spirits, and sewed with all his might. Then came a
peasant woman down the street crying, “Good jams, cheap! Good jams,
cheap!” This rang pleasantly in the tailor’s ears; he stretched his
delicate head out of the window, and called, “Come up here, dear woman;
here you will get rid of your goods.” The woman came up the three steps
to the tailor with her heavy basket, and he made her unpack the whole of the
pots for him. He inspected all of them, lifted them up, put his nose to them,
and at length said, “The jam seems to me to be good, so weigh me out four
ounces, dear woman, and if it is a quarter of a pound that is of no
consequence.” The woman who had hoped to find a good sale, gave him what
he desired, but went away quite angry and grumbling. “Now, God bless the
jam to my use,” cried the little tailor, “and give me health and
strength;” so he brought the bread out of the cupboard, cut himself a
piece right across the loaf and spread the jam over it. “This won’t
taste bitter,” said he, “but I will just finish the jacket before I
take a bite.” He laid the bread near him, sewed on, and in his joy, made
bigger and bigger stitches. In the meantime the smell of the sweet jam ascended
so to the wall, where the flies were sitting in great numbers, that they were
attracted and descended on it in hosts. “Hola! who invited you?”
said the little tailor, and drove the unbidden guests away. The flies, however,
who understood no German, would not be turned away, but came back again in
ever-increasing companies. The little tailor at last lost all patience, and got
a bit of cloth from the hole under his work-table, and saying, “Wait, and
I will give it to you,” struck it mercilessly on them. When he drew it
away and counted, there lay before him no fewer than seven, dead and with legs
stretched out. “Art thou a fellow of that sort?” said he, and could
not help admiring his own bravery. “The whole town shall know of
this!” And the little tailor hastened to cut himself a girdle, stitched
it, and embroidered on it in large letters, “Seven at one stroke!”
“What, the town!” he continued, “The whole world shall hear
of it!” and his heart wagged with joy like a lamb’s tail. The
tailor put on the girdle, and resolved to go forth into the world, because he
thought his workshop was too small for his valour. Before he went away, he
sought about in the house to see if there was anything which he could take with
him; however, he found nothing but an old cheese, and that he put in his
pocket. In front of the door he observed a bird which had caught itself in the
thicket. It had to go into his pocket with the cheese. Now he took to the road
boldly, and as he was light and nimble, he felt no fatigue. The road led him up
a mountain, and when he had reached the highest point of it, there sat a
powerful giant looking about him quite comfortably. The little tailor went
bravely up, spoke to him, and said, “Good day, comrade, so thou art
sitting there overlooking the wide-spread world! I am just on my way thither,
and want to try my luck. Hast thou any inclination to go with me?” The
giant looked contemptuously at the tailor, and said, “Thou ragamuffin!
Thou miserable creature!”</p>
<p>“Oh, indeed?” answered the little tailor, and unbuttoned his coat,
and showed the giant the girdle, “There mayst thou read what kind of a
man I am!” The giant read, “Seven at one stroke,” and thought
that they had been men whom the tailor had killed, and began to feel a little
respect for the tiny fellow. Nevertheless, he wished to try him first, and took
a stone in his hand and squeezed it together so that water dropped out of it.
“Do that likewise,” said the giant, “if thou hast
strength?” “Is that all?” said the tailor, “that is
child’s play with us!” and put his hand into his pocket, brought
out the soft cheese, and pressed it until the liquid ran out of it.
“Faith,” said he, “that was a little better, wasn’t
it?” The giant did not know what to say, and could not believe it of the
little man. Then the giant picked up a stone and threw it so high that the eye
could scarcely follow it. “Now, little mite of a man, do that
likewise.” “Well thrown,” said the tailor, “but after
all the stone came down to earth again; I will throw you one which shall never
come back at all.” And he put his hand into his pocket, took out the
bird, and threw it into the air. The bird, delighted with its liberty, rose,
flew away and did not come back. “How does that shot please you,
comrade?” asked the tailor. “Thou canst certainly throw,”
said the giant, “but now we will see if thou art able to carry anything
properly.” He took the little tailor to a mighty oak tree which lay there
felled on the ground, and said, “If thou art strong enough, help me to
carry the tree out of the forest.” “Readily,” answered the
little man; “take thou the trunk on thy shoulders, and I will raise up
the branches and twigs; after all, they are the heaviest.” The giant took
the trunk on his shoulder, but the tailor seated himself on a branch, and the
giant who could not look round, had to carry away the whole tree, and the
little tailor into the bargain: he behind, was quite merry and happy, and
whistled the song, “Three tailors rode forth from the gate,” as if
carrying the tree were child’s play. The giant, after he had dragged the
heavy burden part of the way, could go no further, and cried, “Hark you,
I shall have to let the tree fall!” The tailor sprang nimbly down, seized
the tree with both arms as if he had been carrying it, and said to the giant,
“Thou art such a great fellow, and yet canst not even carry the
tree!”</p>
<p>They went on together, and as they passed a cherry-tree, the giant laid hold of
the top of the tree where the ripest fruit was hanging, bent it down, gave it
into the tailor’s hand, and bade him eat. But the little tailor was much
too weak to hold the tree, and when the giant let it go, it sprang back again,
and the tailor was hurried into the air with it. When he had fallen down again
without injury, the giant said, “What is this? Hast thou not strength
enough to hold the weak twig?” “There is no lack of
strength,” answered the little tailor. “Dost thou think that could
be anything to a man who has struck down seven at one blow? I leapt over the
tree because the huntsmen are shooting down there in the thicket. Jump as I
did, if thou canst do it.” The giant made the attempt, but could not get
over the tree, and remained hanging in the branches, so that in this also the
tailor kept the upper hand.</p>
<p>The giant said, “If thou art such a valiant fellow, come with me into our
cavern and spend the night with us.” The little tailor was willing, and
followed him. When they went into the cave, other giants were sitting there by
the fire, and each of them had a roasted sheep in his hand and was eating it.
The little tailor looked round and thought, “It is much more spacious
here than in my workshop.” The giant showed him a bed, and said he was to
lie down in it and sleep. The bed, however, was too big for the little tailor;
he did not lie down in it, but crept into a corner. When it was midnight, and
the giant thought that the little tailor was lying in a sound sleep, he got up,
took a great iron bar, cut through the bed with one blow, and thought he had
given the grasshopper his finishing stroke. With the earliest dawn the giants
went into the forest, and had quite forgotten the little tailor, when all at
once he walked up to them quite merrily and boldly. The giants were terrified,
they were afraid that he would strike them all dead, and ran away in a great
hurry.</p>
<p>The little tailor went onwards, always following his own pointed nose. After he
had walked for a long time, he came to the courtyard of a royal palace, and as
he felt weary, he lay down on the grass and fell asleep. Whilst he lay there,
the people came and inspected him on all sides, and read on his girdle,
“Seven at one stroke.” “Ah,” said they, “What
does the great warrior here in the midst of peace? He must be a mighty
lord.” They went and announced him to the King, and gave it as their
opinion that if war should break out, this would be a weighty and useful man
who ought on no account to be allowed to depart. The counsel pleased the King,
and he sent one of his courtiers to the little tailor to offer him military
service when he awoke. The ambassador remained standing by the sleeper, waited
until he stretched his limbs and opened his eyes, and then conveyed to him this
proposal. “For this very reason have I come here,” the tailor
replied, “I am ready to enter the King’s service.” He was
therefore honorably received and a special dwelling was assigned him.</p>
<p>The soldiers, however, were set against the little tailor, and wished him a
thousand miles away. “What is to be the end of this?” they said
amongst themselves. “If we quarrel with him, and he strikes about him,
seven of us will fall at every blow; not one of us can stand against
him.” They came therefore to a decision, betook themselves in a body to
the King, and begged for their dismissal. “We are not prepared,”
said they, “to stay with a man who kills seven at one stroke.” The
King was sorry that for the sake of one he should lose all his faithful
servants, wished that he had never set eyes on the tailor, and would willingly
have been rid of him again. But he did not venture to give him his dismissal,
for he dreaded lest he should strike him and all his people dead, and place
himself on the royal throne. He thought about it for a long time, and at last
found good counsel. He sent to the little tailor and caused him to be informed
that as he was such a great warrior, he had one request to make to him. In a
forest of his country lived two giants who caused great mischief with their
robbing, murdering, ravaging, and burning, and no one could approach them
without putting himself in danger of death. If the tailor conquered and killed
these two giants, he would give him his only daughter to wife, and half of his
kingdom as a dowry, likewise one hundred horsemen should go with him to assist
him. “That would indeed be a fine thing for a man like me!” thought
the little tailor. “One is not offered a beautiful princess and half a
kingdom every day of one’s life!” “Oh, yes,” he
replied, “I will soon subdue the giants, and do not require the help of
the hundred horsemen to do it; he who can hit seven with one blow has no need
to be afraid of two.”</p>
<p>The little tailor went forth, and the hundred horsemen followed him. When he
came to the outskirts of the forest, he said to his followers, “Just stay
waiting here, I alone will soon finish off the giants.” Then he bounded
into the forest and looked about right and left. After a while he perceived
both giants. They lay sleeping under a tree, and snored so that the branches
waved up and down. The little tailor, not idle, gathered two pocketsful of
stones, and with these climbed up the tree. When he was half-way up, he slipped
down by a branch, until he sat just above the sleepers, and then let one stone
after another fall on the breast of one of the giants. For a long time the
giant felt nothing, but at last he awoke, pushed his comrade, and said,
“Why art thou knocking me?” “Thou must be dreaming,”
said the other, “I am not knocking thee.” They laid themselves down
to sleep again, and then the tailor threw a stone down on the second.
“What is the meaning of this?” cried the other. “Why art thou
pelting me?” “I am not pelting thee,” answered the first,
growling. They disputed about it for a time, but as they were weary they let
the matter rest, and their eyes closed once more. The little tailor began his
game again, picked out the biggest stone, and threw it with all his might on
the breast of the first giant. “That is too bad!” cried he, and
sprang up like a madman, and pushed his companion against the tree until it
shook. The other paid him back in the same coin, and they got into such a rage
that they tore up trees and belabored each other so long, that at last they
both fell down dead on the ground at the same time. Then the little tailor
leapt down. “It is a lucky thing,” said he, “that they did
not tear up the tree on which I was sitting, or I should have had to spring on
to another like a squirrel; but we tailors are nimble.” He drew out his
sword and gave each of them a couple of thrusts in the breast, and then went
out to the horsemen and said, “The work is done; I have given both of
them their finishing stroke, but it was hard work! They tore up trees in their
sore need, and defended themselves with them, but all that is to no purpose
when a man like myself comes, who can kill seven at one blow.” “But
are you not wounded?” asked the horsemen. “You need not concern
yourself about that,” answered the tailor, “They have not bent one
hair of mine.” The horsemen would not believe him, and rode into the
forest; there they found the giants swimming in their blood, and all round
about lay the torn-up trees.</p>
<p>The little tailor demanded of the King the promised reward; he, however,
repented of his promise, and again bethought himself how he could get rid of
the hero. “Before thou receivest my daughter, and the half of my
kingdom,” said he to him, “thou must perform one more heroic deed.
In the forest roams a unicorn which does great harm, and thou must catch it
first.” “I fear one unicorn still less than two giants. Seven at
one blow, is my kind of affair.” He took a rope and an axe with him, went
forth into the forest, and again bade those who were sent with him to wait
outside. He had to seek long. The unicorn soon came towards him, and rushed
directly on the tailor, as if it would spit him on his horn without more
ceremony. “Softly, softly; it can’t be done as quickly as
that,” said he, and stood still and waited until the animal was quite
close, and then sprang nimbly behind the tree. The unicorn ran against the tree
with all its strength, and struck its horn so fast in the trunk that it had not
strength enough to draw it out again, and thus it was caught. “Now, I
have got the bird,” said the tailor, and came out from behind the tree
and put the rope round its neck, and then with his axe he hewed the horn out of
the tree, and when all was ready he led the beast away and took it to the King.</p>
<p>The King still would not give him the promised reward, and made a third demand.
Before the wedding the tailor was to catch him a wild boar that made great
havoc in the forest, and the huntsmen should give him their help.
“Willingly,” said the tailor, “that is child’s
play!” He did not take the huntsmen with him into the forest, and they
were well pleased that he did not, for the wild boar had several times received
them in such a manner that they had no inclination to lie in wait for him. When
the boar perceived the tailor, it ran on him with foaming mouth and whetted
tusks, and was about to throw him to the ground, but the active hero sprang
into a chapel which was near, and up to the window at once, and in one bound
out again. The boar ran in after him, but the tailor ran round outside and shut
the door behind it, and then the raging beast, which was much too heavy and
awkward to leap out of the window, was caught. The little tailor called the
huntsmen thither that they might see the prisoner with their own eyes. The
hero, however went to the King, who was now, whether he liked it or not,
obliged to keep his promise, and gave him his daughter and the half of his
kingdom. Had he known that it was no warlike hero, but a little tailor who was
standing before him, it would have gone to his heart still more than it did.
The wedding was held with great magnificence and small joy, and out of a tailor
a king was made.</p>
<p>After some time the young Queen heard her husband say in his dreams at night,
“Boy, make me the doublet, and patch the pantaloons, or else I will rap
the yard-measure over thine ears.” Then she discovered in what state of
life the young lord had been born, and next morning complained of her wrongs to
her father, and begged him to help her to get rid of her husband, who was
nothing else but a tailor. The King comforted her and said, “Leave thy
bed-room door open this night, and my servants shall stand outside, and when he
has fallen asleep shall go in, bind him, and take him on board a ship which
shall carry him into the wide world.” The woman was satisfied with this;
but the King’s armour-bearer, who had heard all, was friendly with the
young lord, and informed him of the whole plot. “I’ll put a screw
into that business,” said the little tailor. At night he went to bed with
his wife at the usual time, and when she thought that he had fallen asleep, she
got up, opened the door, and then lay down again. The little tailor, who was
only pretending to be asleep, began to cry out in a clear voice, “Boy,
make me the doublet and patch me the pantaloons, or I will rap the yard-measure
over thine ears. I smote seven at one blow. I killed two giants, I brought away
one unicorn and caught a wild boar, and am I to fear those who are standing
outside the room.” When these men heard the tailor speaking thus, they
were overcome by a great dread, and ran as if the wild huntsman were behind
them, and none of them would venture anything further against him. So the
little tailor was a king and remained one, to the end of his life.</p>
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