<h3><SPAN name="chap30"></SPAN>30 The Louse and the Flea</h3>
<p>A louse and a flea kept house together and were brewing beer in an egg-shell.
Then the little louse fell in and burnt herself. On this the little flea began
to scream loudly. Then said the little room-door, “Little flea, why art
thou screaming?” “Because the louse has burnt herself.”</p>
<p>Then the little door began to creak. On this a little broom in the corner said,
“Why art thou creaking, little door?” “Have I not reason to
creak?”</p>
<p class="poem">
“The little louse has burnt herself,<br/>
The little flea is weeping.”</p>
<p>So the little broom began to sweep frantically. Then a little cart passed by
and said, “Why art thou sweeping, little broom?” “Have I not
reason to sweep?”</p>
<p class="poem">
“The little louse has burnt herself,<br/>
The little flea is weeping,<br/>
The little door is creaking.”</p>
<p>So the little cart said, “Then I will run,” and began to run
wildly. Then said the ash-heap by which it ran, “Why art thou running so,
little cart?” “Have I not reason to run?”</p>
<p class="poem">
“The little louse has burnt herself,<br/>
The little flea is weeping,<br/>
The little door is creaking,<br/>
The little broom is sweeping.”</p>
<p>The ash-heap said, “Then I will burn furiously,” and began to burn
in clear flames. A little tree stood near the ash-heap and said,
“Ash-heap, why art thou burning?” “Have I not reason to
burn?”</p>
<p class="poem">
“The little louse has burnt herself,<br/>
The little flea is weeping,<br/>
The little door is creaking,<br/>
The little broom is sweeping,<br/>
The little cart is running.”</p>
<p>The little tree said, “Then I will shake myself,” and began to
shake herself so that all her leaves fell off; a girl who came up with her
water-pitcher saw that, and said, “Little tree, why art thou shaking
thyself?” “Have I not reason to shake myself?”</p>
<p class="poem">
“The little louse has burnt herself,<br/>
The little flea is weeping,<br/>
The little door is creaking,<br/>
The little broom is sweeping,<br/>
The little cart is running,<br/>
The little ash-heap is burning.”</p>
<p>On this the girl said, “Then I will break my little water-pitcher,”
and she broke her little water-pitcher. Then said the little spring from which
ran the water, “Girl, why art thou breaking thy water-jug?”
“Have I not reason to break my water-jug?”</p>
<p class="poem">
“The little louse has burnt herself,<br/>
The little flea is weeping,<br/>
The little door is creaking,<br/>
The little broom is sweeping,<br/>
The little cart is running,<br/>
The little ash-heap is burning,<br/>
The little tree is shaking itself.”</p>
<p>“Oh, ho!” said the spring, “then I will begin to flow,”
and began to flow violently. And in the water everything was drowned, the girl,
the little tree, the little ash-heap, the little cart, the broom, the little
door, the little flea, the little louse, all together.</p>
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