<h2 id="GOOD_NEWS"><i>GOOD NEWS.</i></h2>
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<span class="i0">Moostarchers and hair black as jet,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Tall and thin, with a sad kind of smile;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Soft-handed, soft-voiced, but well set—<br/></span>
<span class="i2">A New Chum in manners and style.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">That's him, sir—that's him; he's been here<br/></span>
<span class="i2">A matter of nigh fourteen weeks,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Which I know by the rent in arrear,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Though a gent—you can tell when he speaks—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Came one night about eight, hired the room<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Without board—it's four shillings, and cheap,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Though I say it, and me and the broom,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And good yaller soap for its keep;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And a widow with nine, which the twins—<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Bless their 'arts—are that sturdy and bold<br/></span>
<span class="i0">At their tricks soon as daylight begins,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Even now when it's perishing cold<br/></span>
<span class="i0">O' mornings; and Betsy, my girl,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">As answered the door, sir, for you,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">She's so slow for her age, though a pearl<br/></span>
<span class="i2">When there's any long job to get through;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And Bobby—but there, I forgot;<br/></span>
<span class="i2">You'll pardon a mother, I know.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Well, for six weeks he paid up his shot,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And then I could see funds was low.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">He dressed just as neat, but his coat<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Got buttoned up nigher his chin,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And the scarf twisted round his poor throat<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Missed a friend in the shape of a pin.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">So the rent it run on, for, says I,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">He's out of his luck, I can see,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And wants all his money to buy<br/></span>
<span class="i2">His wittles (you brat, let that be).<span class="pagenum">[52]</span><br/></span>
<span class="i0">Where he works I can't tell, but he's out<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Every morning at nine from the house,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And he comes back at six or about,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And ups to his room like a mouse.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">On Sundays the same, so I s'pose<br/></span>
<span class="i2">He visits his friends on that day,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But where it may be that he goes<br/></span>
<span class="i2">It's not in my knowledge to say.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">He ain't well. I can tell by his walk;<br/></span>
<span class="i2">He's as thin as a lath, and <i>that</i> pale;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But I never could get him to talk,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">So I can't rightly guess what may ail.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">He never sends out for no beer,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">He don't smoke, and as far as I see,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Beyond the few clothes he brought here,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And a desk, he's as hard up as me.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">What! you bring him good news; I <i>am</i> glad!<br/></span>
<span class="i2">A fortune! ten thousand! Oh, la!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">That's the physic for <i>you</i>, my poor lad.<br/></span>
<span class="i2">This way, sir; it's not very far.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Mind that stair, please—the banister's broke.<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Here's his door; hush, I'll knock. Ah! asleep.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Can't help it—you'd better be woke;<br/></span>
<span class="i2">The news is too pretty to keep.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Ain't he sound, eh? Poor fellow, he's rocked<br/></span>
<span class="i2">To rest in the Kingdom of Nod.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">We'd better go in. It's not locked.<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Follow me, sir. All dark. Oh! my God!<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0"><span class="smcap">Garnet Walch.</span><br/></span></div>
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<p><span class="pagenum">[53]</span></p>
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