<h2 id="THE_ENGINEERS_STORY"><i>THE ENGINEER'S STORY.</i></h2>
<p class="h3">(<i>From the "Denver Post."</i>)</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">Well, yes, 'tis a hair-curlin' story—<br/></span>
<span class="i2">I would it could not be recalled.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The terrible fright of that hell-tinctured night<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Is the cause of my head bein' bald.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I was runnin' the Git-There Express, sir,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">On the Yankee Creek Jerkwater line.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">An' the track along there was as crooked, I swear,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">As the growth of a field pumpkin vine.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">My run was a night one, an' nights on the Yank<br/></span>
<span class="i0">War as black as the coal piled back there on the tank.<span class="pagenum">[89]</span><br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">We pulled out of Tenderfoot Station,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">A day and almost a-half late,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">An' every durn wheel was a-poundin' the steel<br/></span>
<span class="i2">At a wildly extravagant rate.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">My fireman kept pilin' the coal in<br/></span>
<span class="i2">The jaws of the ol' 94,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Till the sweat from his nose seemed to play through a hose<br/></span>
<span class="i2">An' splashed 'round his feet on the floor,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">As we thundered along like a demon in flight,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">A-rippin' a streak through the breast of the night.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">As we rounded the curve on the mountain,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Full sixty an hour I will swear,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Jest ahead was a sight that with blood-freezin' fright<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Would have raised a stuffed buffalo's hair.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The bridge over Ute Creek was burnin',<br/></span>
<span class="i2">The flames shootin' up in their glee;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">My God! how they gleamed in the air, till they seemed<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Like the fiery-tongued imps on a spree—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Jest snickered an' sparkled an' laughed like they knowed<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I'd make my next trip on a different road.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">In frenzy I reached for the throttle,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">But 'twas stuck an' refused to obey.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I yelled in affright, for our maddenin' flight<br/></span>
<span class="i2">I felt that I never could stay.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Then wildly I grasped the big lever,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Threw her over, then held my hot breath,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">An' waited for what I assuredly thought<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Was a sure an' terrible death.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Then came the wild crash, an' with horror-fringed yell<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Down into that great fiery chasm I fell.<span class="pagenum">[90]</span><br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">When I came to myself I was lyin'<br/></span>
<span class="i2">On the floor of the bedroom; my wife<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Sat astride of my form, and was making it warm<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Fur her darlin', you bet your sweet life!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">My hair she had clutched in her fingers,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">An' was jammin' my head on the floor,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Yet I yelled with delight when I found that my fright<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Was a horrible dream, nothin' more.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I had wildly grabb'd one of her ankles, she said,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">An' reversed her clear over the head of the bed.<br/></span></div>
</div>
<hr class="chap" />
<div style="break-after:column;"></div><br />