<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XXIII">CHAPTER XXIII.</SPAN><br/> <span class="small1">INTO GOOD SOCIETY.</span></h2>
<p>In spite of all that poor landsmen say about equinoctial gales
and so on, we often have the loveliest weather of all the year in
September. If this sets in, it lasts sometimes for three weeks
or a month together. Then the sky is bright and fair, with a
firm and tranquil blue, not so deep of tint or gentle as the blue
of spring-tide, but more truly staid and placid, and far more
trustworthy. The sun, both when he rises over the rounded
hills behind the cliffs, and when he sinks into the level of the
width of waters, shines with ripe and quiet lustre, to complete
a year of labour. As the eastern in the morning, so at sunset
the western heaven glows with an even flush of light through
the entire depth pervading, and unbroken by any cloud. Then
at dusk the dew fog wavers in white stripes over the meadowland,
or in winding combes benighted pillows down, and leaves
its impress a sparkling path for the sun's return. To my mind
no other part of the year is pleasanter than this end of harvest,
with golden stubble, and orchards gleaming, and the hedgerows
turning red. Then fish are in season, and fruit is wholesome,
and the smell of sweet brewing is rich on the air.</p>
<p>This beautiful weather it was that tempted Colonel Lougher
and Lady Bluett to take a trip for the day to Sker. The
distance from Candleston Court must be at least two good
leagues of sandy road, or rather of sand without any road, for
a great part of the journey. Therefore, instead of their heavy
coach, they took a light two-wheeled car, and a steady-going
pony, which was very much wiser of them. Also, which was
wiser still, they had a good basket of provisions, intending to
make a long sea-side day, and expecting a lively appetite. I
saw them pass through Newton as I chanced to be mending my
nets by the well; and I touched my hat to the Colonel of course,
and took it off to the lady. The Colonel was driving himself,
so as not to be cumbered with any servant; and happening to
see such a basket of food, I felt pretty sure there would be some
over, for the quality never eat like us. Then it came into my
memory that they could not bear Evan Thomas, and it struck
me all of a sudden that it might be well worth my while to
happen to meet them upon their return, before they passed any
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poor houses, as well as to happen to be swinging an empty
basket conspicuously. It was a provident thought of mine, and
turned out as well as its foresight deserved.</p>
<p>They passed a very pleasant day at Sker (as I was told that
evening), pushing about among rocks and stones, and routing
out this, that, and the other, of shells and sea-weed and starfish,
and all the rest of the rubbish, such as amuses great gentry,
because they have nothing to do for their living. And though
money is nothing to them, they always seem to reckon what
they find by money-value. Not Colonel Lougher, of course, I
mean, and even less Lady Bluett. I only speak of some grand
people who come raking along our beach. And of all of these
there was nobody with the greediness Anthony Stew had. A
crab that had died in changing his shell would hardly come
amiss to him. Let that pass—who cares about him? I wish
to speak of better people. The Colonel, though he could not
keep ill-will against any one on earth, did not choose to be
indebted to Sker-grange for even so much as a bite of hay for
his pony. Partly, perhaps, that he might not appear to play
false to his own tenantry; for the Nottage farmers, who held
of the Colonel, were always at feud with Evan Thomas. Therefore
he baited the pony himself, after easing off some of the
tackle, and moored him to an ancient post in a little sheltered
hollow. Their rations also he left in the car, for even if any
one did come by, none would ever think of touching this good
magistrate's property.</p>
<p>Quite early in the afternoon, their appetites grew very brisk
by reason of the crisp sea-breeze and sparkling freshness of the
waves. Accordingly, after consultation, they agreed that the
time was come to see what Crumpy, their honest old butler,
had put into the basket. The Colonel held his sister's hand
to help her up rough places, and breasting a little crest of
rushes, they broke upon a pretty sight, which made them both
say "hush," and wonder.</p>
<p>In a hollow place of sand, spread with dry white bones,
skates' pouches, blades of cuttle-fish, sea-snail shells, and all
the other things that storm and sea drive into and out of the
sands, a very tiny maid was sitting, holding audience all alone.
She seemed to have no sense at all of loneliness or of earthly
trouble in the importance of the moment and the gravity of
play. Before her sat three little dolls, arranged according to
their rank, cleverly posted in chairs of sand. The one in the
middle was "Patty Green," the other two strange imitations
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fashioned by young Watkin's knife. Each was urging her
claim to shells, which the mistress was dispensing fairly, and
with good advice to each, then laughing at herself and them,
and trying to teach them a nursery-song, which broke down
from forgetfulness. And all the while her quick bright face,
and the crisp grain of her attitudes, and the jerk of her thick
short curls, were enough to make any one say, "What a queer
little soul!" Therefore it is not to be surprised at that Colonel
Lougher could not make her out, or that while he was feeling
about for his eye-glass of best crystal, his sister was (as behoves
a female) rasher to express opinion. For she had lost a little
girl, and sometimes grieved about it still.</p>
<p>"What a queer little, dear little thing, Henry! I never saw
such a child. Where can she have dropped from? Did you
see any carriage come after us? It is useless to tell me that
she can belong to any of the people about here. Look at her
forehead, and look at her manners, and how she touches everything!
Now did you see that? What a wonderful child!
Every movement is grace and delicacy. Oh, you pretty
darling!"</p>
<p>Her ladyship could wait no longer for the Colonel's opinion
(which he was inclined to think of ere he should come out with
it), and she ran down the sandhill almost faster than became
her dignity. But if she had been surprised before, how was
she astonished now at Bardie's reception of her?</p>
<p>"Don'e tush. Knee tushy paw, see voo pay. All 'e dollies
is yae good; just going to dinny, and 'e mustn't 'poil their
appeties."</p>
<p>And the little atom arose and moved Lady Bluett's skirt out
of her magic circle. And then, having saved her children, she
stood scarcely up to the lady's knee, and looked at her as much
as to ask, "Are you of the quality?" And being well satisfied
on that point, she made what the lady declared to be the most
elegant curtsy she ever had seen.</p>
<p>Meanwhile the Colonel was coming up, in a dignified manner,
and leisurely, perceiving no cause to rush through rushes, and
knowing that his sister was often too quick. This had happened
several times in the matter of beggars and people on
crutches, and skin-collectors, and suchlike, who cannot always
be kept out of the way of ladies; and his worship the Colonel
had been compelled to endeavour to put a stop to it. Therefore
(as the best man in the world cannot in reason be expected
to be in a moment abreast with the sallies of even the best womankind,
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but likes to see to the bottom of it) the Colonel came up
crustily.</p>
<p>"Eleanor, can you not see that the child does not wish for
your interference? Her brothers and sisters are sure to be here
from Kenfig most likely, or at any rate some of her relations,
and busy perhaps with our basket."</p>
<p>"No," said the child, looking up at him, "I'se got no
'lations now; all gone ayae; but all come back de-morrow
day."</p>
<p>"Why, Henry, what are we thinking of? This must be the
poor little girl that was wrecked. And I wanted you so to
come down and see her; but you refused on account of her
being under the care of Farmer Thomas."</p>
<p>"No, my dear, not exactly that, but on account of the trouble
in the house I did not like to appear to meddle."</p>
<p>"Whatever your reason was," answered the lady, "no doubt
you were quite right; but now I must know more of this poor
little thing. Come and have some dinner with us, my darling;
I am sure you must be hungry. Don't be afraid of the Colonel.
He loves little children when they are good."</p>
<p>But poor Bardie hung down her head and was shy, which
never happened to her with me or any of the common people;
she seemed to know, as if by instinct, that she was now in the
company of her equals. Lady Bluett, however, was used to
children, and very soon set her quite at ease by inviting her
dolls, and coaxing them and listening to their histories, and all
the other little turns that unlock the hearts of innocence. So
it came to pass that the castaway dined in good society for the
first time since her great misfortune. Here she behaved so
prettily, and I might say elegantly, that Colonel Lougher (who
was of all men the most thoroughly just and upright) felt himself
bound to confess his error in taking her for a Kenfig nobody.
Now, as it happened to be his birthday, the lady had ordered
Mr Crumpy, the butler, to get a bottle of the choicest wine,
and put it into the hamper without saying anything to the
Colonel, so that she might drink his health, and persuade him
to do himself the like good turn. Having done this, she gave
the child a drop in the bottom of her own wine-glass, which
the little one tossed off most fluently, and with a sigh of contentment
said—</p>
<p>"I'se not had a dop of that yiney-piney ever since—sompfin."</p>
<p>"Why, what wine do you call it, my little dear?" the
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Colonel asked, being much amused with her air of understanding
it.</p>
<p>"Doesn't 'a know?" she replied, with some pity; "nat's hot
I calls a dop of good Sam Paine."</p>
<p>"Give her some more," said the Colonel; "upon my word
she deserves it. Eleanor, you were right about her; she is a
wonderful little thing."</p>
<p>All the afternoon they kept her with them, being more and
more delighted with her as she began to explain her opinions;
and Watty, who came to look after her, was sent home with a
shilling in his pocket. And some of the above I learned from
him, and some from Mr Crumpy (who was a very great friend
of mine), and a part from little Bardie, and the rest even from
her good ladyship, except what trifles I add myself, being gifted
with power of seeing things that happen in my absence.</p>
<p>This power has been in my family for upwards of a thousand
years, coming out and forming great bards sometimes, and at
other times great story-tellers. Therefore let no one find any fault
or doubt any single thing I tell them concerning some people
who happen just now to be five or six shelves in the world
above me, for I have seen a great deal of the very highest
society when I cleaned my Earl's pumps and epaulettes, and
waited upon him at breakfast; and I know well how those
great people talk, not from observation only, but by aid of my
own fellow-feeling for them, which, perhaps, owes its power of
insight not to my own sagacity only, but to my ancestors' lofty
positions, as poets to royal families. Now although I may have
mentioned this to the man of the Press—whose hat appeared
to have undergone Press experience—I have otherwise kept it
quite out of sight, because every writer should hold himself
entirely round the corner, and discover his hand, but not his
face, to as many as kindly encourage him. Of late, however, it
has been said—not by people of our own parish, who have seen
and heard me at the well and elsewhere, but by persons with
no more right than power to form opinions—that I cannot fail
of breaking down when I come to describe great people. To
these my answer is quite conclusive. From my long connection
with royalty, lasting over a thousand years, I need not hesitate
to describe the Prince of Wales himself; and inasmuch as His
Royal Highness is not of pure ancient British descent, I verily
doubt whether he could manage to better my humble style to
my liking.</p>
<p>Enough of that. I felt doubts at beginning, but I find
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myself stronger as I get on. You may rely upon me now to
leave the question to your own intelligence. The proof of the
pudding is in the eating; and if any one fears that I cannot
cook it, I only beg him to wait and see.</p>
<p>Lady Bluett was taken so much with my Bardie, and the
Colonel the same—though he tried at first to keep it under—that
nothing except their own warm kindness stopped them
from making off with her. The lady had vowed that she would
do so, for it would be so much for the little soul's good; and of
course, so far as legality went, the Chief-Justice of the neighbourhood
had more right to her than a common rough farmer.
But Watty came down, being sent by Moxy, after he went home
with that shilling, and must needs make show of it. He came
down shyly, from habit of nature, to the black eyebrows of the
tide, where the Colonel and Bardie were holding grand play,
with the top of the spring running up to them. She was flying
at the wink of every wave, and trying to push him back into
it; and he was laughing with all his heart at her spry ways and
audacity, and the quickness of her smiles and frowns, and the
whole of her nature one whirl of play, till he thought nothing
more of his coat-tails.</p>
<p>"What do you want here, boy?" the Colonel asked, being
not best pleased that a man of his standing should be caught in
the middle of such antics.</p>
<p>Watkin opened his great blue eyes, and opened his mouth as
well, but could not get steerage-way on his tongue, being a boy
of great reverence.</p>
<p>"Little fellow, what are you come for?" with these words
he smiled on the boy, and was vexed with himself for frightening
him.</p>
<p>"Oh sir, oh sir, if you please, sir, mother says as Miss
Delushy must come home to bed, sir."</p>
<p>"'E go ayay now, 'e bad Yatkin! I 'ants more pay with my
dear Colonel Yucca."</p>
<p>"I am not at all sure," said the Colonel, laughing, "that I
shall not put her into my car, and drive away with her, Watkin."</p>
<p>"You may go home, my good boy, and tell your mother that
we have taken this poor little dear to Candleston." This, of
course, was Lady Bluett.</p>
<p>You should have seen Watkin's face, they told me, when I
came to hear of it. Betwixt his terror of giving offence, and
his ignorance how to express his meaning, and the sorrow he
felt on his mother's account, and perhaps his own pain also, not
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a word had he to say, but made a grope after the baby's hands.
Then the little child ran up to him, and flung both arms around
his leg, and showed the stanchness of her breed. Could any
one, even of six years old, better enter into it?</p>
<p>"I yoves Yatkin. Yatkin is aye good and kind. And I
yoves poor Moky. I 'ont go ayay till my dear papa and my
dear mamma comes for me."</p>
<p class="pmb3">Lady Bluett, being quick and soft, could not keep her tears
from starting; and the Colonel said, "It must be so. We
might have done a great wrong, my dear. Consider all"—and
here he whispered out of Watkin's hearing, and the lady nodded
sadly, having known what trouble is. But the last words he
spoke bravely, "God has sent her for a comfort where He saw
that it was needed. We must not give way to a passing fancy
against a deep affliction; only we will keep our eyes upon this
little orphan darling."</p>
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