<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XXXVI">CHAPTER XXXVI.</SPAN><br/> <span class="small1">UNDER FAIRER AUSPICES.</span></h2>
<p>Knowing now what I had to expect from Parson Chowne and
from all his train (whether clothed or naked), and even perhaps
from Parson Jack, who lay beneath his thumb so much, and
who could thrash me properly; I seized the chance of a good
high tide, and gave a man sixpence to help me, and warped the
Rose of Devon to a berth where she could float and swing, and
nobody come a-nigh her without a boat or a swimming-bout.
Because I knew from so many folk what a fiend I had to deal
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_228">[Pg 228]</SPAN></span>
with, and that his first resort for vengeance (haply through his
origin) generally was to fire. They told me that when he condescended
to do duty in either church—for two he had, as I may
have said—all the farmers took it for a call to have their ricks
burned. They durst not stay away from church, to save the very
lives of them, nor could they leave their wives behind, on account
of the unclothed people: all they could hope was that no offence
had come from their premises, since last service. The service
he held just as suited his mood; sometimes three months, and
the church-door locked; sometimes three Sundays one after
the other, man, woman, and child demanded. Whenever this
happened, the congregation knew that the parish had displeased
him, and that he wanted them all in church; while his boy was
at the stackyards. He never deigned to preach, but made the
prayers themselves a comedy, singing them up to the clerk's
"amen," and the neigh of his mare from the vestry.</p>
<p>I cannot believe even half that I hear from the very best
authority; therefore I set nothing down which may be overcoloured.
But the following story I know to be true, because
seven people have told it to me, and not any two very different.
Two or three bishops and archdeacons (or deacons of arches, I
know not which, at any rate high free-masons) desired to know
some little more about a man in their jurisdiction eminent to
that extent, and equally notorious. They meant no harm at
all, but just to take a little feel of him. Because he had come
to visitation, once or twice when summoned, with his huntsman
and his hounds, and himself in leathern breeches. There
must have been something amiss in this, or at any rate they
thought so; and his lordship, a bishop just appointed, made
up his mind to tackle him. He came in a coach-and-four, and
wearing all his high canonicals, and they managed somehow to
get up the hill, and appear at Nympton Rectory. Then a footman
struck the door with a gold stick well embossed; and he
struck again, and he struck again, more in dudgeon every time.</p>
<p>Because no man had yet been seen, nor woman on the premises;
only dogs very wild and mad, but kept away from biting.
"Strike again," said his lordship, nodding under his wig,
with some courtesy; "we must never be impatient. Jemmy,
strike again, my lad." Jemmy struck a thundering stroke, and
out came Mrs Steelyard. She looked at them all, and then she
said, with her eyes full on the Bishop's, "Are you robbers, or
are you savages? My master in that state and you do this!"
And they all saw that she could not weep, by reason of too
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much sorrow. "It is the Lord Bishop," said the footman,
keeping a little away from her. "Excellent female," began
his Lordship, spreading his hands in a habit learned according
to his duties, "tell your master that his<SPAN name="FNanchor_C_3"></SPAN><SPAN href="#Footnote_C_3" class="fnanchor">[C]</SPAN>Jehoshaphat wishes to
see him." "Mr Jehoshaphat," she replied, "you are just in
time, and no more, sir. How we have longed for a minister!
You are just in time and no more, sir. Will you have the
kindness to come this way, and to step as quietly as you can?"
His Lordship liked not the look of this; being, however, a
resolute man, he followed the stony woman up the staircase,
and into a bedroom with the window-curtains three quarters
drawn. And here he found a pastille burning, and a lot of
medicine bottles, and a Bible on the table open, and on it a
pair of spectacles. In the bed lay some one, with a face of fire
heavily blotched with bungs of black, and all his body tossing
with spasms and weak groaning. "What means this?" asked
his Lordship, drawing considerably nearer to the door. "Only
the<SPAN name="FNanchor_D_4"></SPAN><SPAN href="#Footnote_D_4" class="fnanchor">[D]</SPAN>plague," said the stony woman; "he was took with it
yesterday; doctor says he may last two hours more almost, particular
if he can get anybody to take the symptoms off him. I
expect to be down with it some time to-night, because I feel
the tingling. But your Highness will stop and help us." "I
am damned if I will," cried the Bishop, sinking both manners
and dignity in the violence of alarm; and he ran down the
stairs at such a pace that his apron strings burst, and he left it
behind, and he jumped into the coach with his two feet foremost,
and slammed up the windows, and ordered full speed.
Then Parson Chowne rose, and threw off his mask, and drew
back the window-curtain, and sat in his hunting-clothes, and
watched with his usual bitter smile the rapid departure of his
foe. And he had the Bishop's apron framed, and hung it in
the parsonage hall, from a red-deer's antlers, with the name
and date below. And so of that Bishop he heard no more.</p>
<p>Now a man who had beaten three bishops, and all the archdeacons
in the country, was of course tenfold of a match for
me; and when he rode down smoothly to me, as he did in a
few days' time, and never touched on our little skirmish, except
with a sort of playful hit (so far as his haughty mind could
play), and riding another horse without a word about the mischief
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which his favourite mare had taken, and demanded, as a
matter of justice, that having quitted his service now, I should
pay back seven-and-sixpence drawn in advance for wages, I was
obliged to touch my hat, as if I had never made stroke at his,
or put my knee upon him. He had flogged me to such purpose
that I ever must admire him; for the flick of the boatswain's
lash was a tickle compared to what Chowne took out of
me; and if I must tell the whole truth, I was prouder of having
knocked down such a wonderful man than of all of my victories
put together. But one of my weak and unreasonable views of
life is this, that having thrashed a man, I feel a great power of
goodwill to him, and a desire to give him quarter, and the more
so the less he cries for it.</p>
<p>But, on the whole, I was not so young after all that was said
by everybody, as to imagine for a moment that I had felt the
last of him. The very highest in the land had been compelled
to yield to him: as when he turned out my Lord G—— 's
horses from the stabling ordered at Lord G—— 's inn. Would
such a man accept defeat from a crazy old mariner like me?
Feeling my danger, and meaning never to knock under any
more, I refused, as a matter of principle, to restore so much as
a halfpenny; and if I understand law at all, he was bound to
give me another week's wages, in default of notice. However,
I could not get it; and therefore am glad to quit such trifles.</p>
<p>From all experience it was known that this man never
hurried vengeance. He knew that he was sure to get it; and
he liked to dwell upon it, thus prolonging his enjoyment by
the means of hope. He loved, as in the case of that unfortunate
Captain Vellacott, to persuade his enemies that he had forgiven,
or at least forgotten them, and then to surprise them,
and laugh to himself at their ignorance of his nature. So I felt
pretty sure that I had some time till my life would be in danger.
For, of course, he knew that my ferry business, growing in profit
daily, would keep me within his reach for the present, over and
above the difficulty of getting across the Channel now. However,
he began upon me sooner than I expected, on account,
perhaps, of my low degree.</p>
<p>But in the meanwhile, feeling sure that I could not stand
worse with him than I did—desiring, moreover, to ease my
conscience, and perhaps improve my income, by an act of justice—I
crossed the river to Narnton Court, and getting among the
servants nicely, sent word in to Miss Isabel Carey that the old
ferryman begged leave to see her upon business most particular.
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_231">[Pg 231]</SPAN></span>
For, of course (although, in the hurry of things, I may have
forgotten to mention it), the lovely young lady I ferried across,
and whose name I was thrashed so for not betraying, was Captain
Drake's sweetheart, the ward of Sir Philip.</p>
<p>One of the most hateful things in Chowne was, that he never
did anything in the good old-fashioned manner, unless it were
use of the horsewhip. And it now rejoiced my heart almost
to be shown into a fine dark room, by the side of good long
passages, with a footman going before me, and showing legs
of a quite superior order, and then under my instructions boldly
throwing an oaken door wide, and announcing, "Mr David
Llewellyn, ma'am!"</p>
<p>For though I had left Felix Farley behind, from a sort of
romantic bashfulness, I had seen in the hall a coloured gentleman,
who seemed justly popular; therefore I had just dropped
a hint (not meant to go any further) concerning my risk of life
and fortitude for the sake of black men. And this made the
women admire me, for it turned out that this worthy negro
stood high in the house, and had saved some cash. The room
which I entered was large and high, with an amazing number
of books in it, and smelling exceeding learned. And there
in a deep window sat the young lady, with the light from the
river glancing on the bright elegance of her hair. And when
she rose and came towards me, I felt uncommonly proud of
having been even thrashed for her sake: nor did I wonder at
Captain Drake's warm manner of proceeding, or at Chowne's
resolve to keep so jealous a watch over her. Over and above
her beauty, which was no business of mine, of course, she had
such pretty eyebrows and so sweet a way of looking, that a
thrill went to my experienced heart, in spite of all experience;
and women seemed a different thing from what I was accustomed
to.</p>
<p>Therefore I left her to begin; while I made bows, and felt
afraid of giving offence by gazing. She, however, put me at
my ease almost directly, having such a high-bred way, so
clarified and gentle, that I neither could be distant nor familiar
with her. Only to be quite at ease, like, respect, and love her.
And this lady was only about seventeen! It is wonderful how
they learn so much.</p>
<p>I need not follow all I said, or even what she said to me.
Without for a moment sacrificing my true sense of dignity, I
gave her to understand, very mildly, that I had seen something,
and had taken a vague sense of its import, when I chanced to
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be after wild-ducks. Also that strong attempts had been made
to set me spying after her, and that I might have yielded to
them, but for my own lofty sense of being a victorious veteran,
and the way in which I was conquered by her extraordinary
beauty.</p>
<p>She seemed for a moment to doubt how far I should have
touched that subject; and if I had only looked up she would
have rung the bell decidedly. But I bowed, and kept down
my eyelashes; which were grey now, and helped me much in
paying innocent compliments to every kind of woman. Even
in the bar of very first-rate public-houses have I been pressed to
take, and not pay for, glasses even of ancient stingo, because of
the way I have paid respects, and looked through my shadows
afterwards. Therefore this young lady said, "I hardly know
what to do or say. Mr Llewellyn, it is a strange tale. Why
should any one watch me?"</p>
<p>"That is more than I can say, my lady. I only know that
the thing is done, and by a very wicked man indeed."</p>
<p>"And you have found it out, as ferryman? How clever of
you, to be sure! And how honest to come and tell me! You
have been a royal sailor?"</p>
<p>"In the Royal Navy, ma'am! Our captains are the most
noble men, so brave, and glorious, and handsome! If you could
only see one of them!"</p>
<p>"Perhaps I have," she said, under her breath, being carried
away by my description, as I hoped to do to her; and then she
came back through a shading of colours to herself, and looked
at me, as if to say, "Have you detected me now?" I touched
my lock; and by no means seemed to have dreamed a suspicion
of anything.</p>
<p>"You are a most worthy man," she said; "and wonderfully
straightforward. None but a Royal Navy sailor could have
behaved so nobly. In spite of all the bribes offered you——"</p>
<p>"No, no, no!" I cried; "nothing to speak of! nothing to
speak of! What is a guinea and a half a-week when it touches
a man's integrity?"</p>
<p>"Three guineas a-week you shall have at once; because you
have behaved so nobly, and because you have fought for your
country so, and been left with nothing (I think you said), with
half of your lungs quite shot away, except twopence a-day to
live upon!"</p>
<p>"One and eightpence farthing a-week, my lady; and to be
signed by a clergyman; and twenty-eight miles to walk for it."</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_233">[Pg 233]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"It vexes mo so to hear such things. Don't tell me any
more of it. What is the use of having money except for the
people who want it? Mr Llewellyn, you must try not to be
offended."</p>
<p>I saw that there was something coming, but looked very
grave about it. A man of my rank and mark must never be at
all ready, and much less eager, to lay himself under any form of
trifling obligation. And thoroughly as she had won me over,
I tried very hard not to be offended, while she was going to a
small black desk. If she had come thence with a guinea or two,
my mind was made up to do nothing more than gracefully wave
it back again, and show myself hurt at such ignorance of me.
But now when she came with a £5 note (such as Sir Philip
seemed to keep in stock), my duty to Bardie and Bunny rose as
upright as could be before my eyes, and overpowered all selfish
niceties. I would not make a fuss about it, lest I might hurt
her feelings, but placed it in my pocket with a bow of silent
gratitude. Perhaps my face conveyed to her that it was not
the money I cared for; only to do what was just and right, as
any British sailor must when delicately handled. Also her
confidence in me was so thoroughly sweet and delicate, that I
felt the whole of my heart wrapped up in saving her from her
enemies. We made no arrangements about it; but I went into
her service bodily, being left to my own discretion, as seemed
due to my skill and experience. I was to keep the ferry going,
because of the opportunities, as well as to lull suspicion, and
always at dark I was bound to be (according to my own proposal)
near the river front of the house, to watch against all
wicked treachery. And especially if a spy of Chowne's should
come sneaking and skulking there, whether in a boat or out of
it, I gladly volunteered to thrash him within an inch of his
foul base life. The bad man's name never passed between us;
and indeed I may say that the lady forbore from committing
herself against anybody, so that I was surprised to find such
wit in one so youthful.</p>
<p>We settled between us that my duties were to begin that
very day, and my salary of course to run, also how the lady
was to let me know when wanted, and I to tell her when I
discovered anything suspicious. And as I had been compelled
to restore the Parson's gun to his gunmaker, Miss Carey led me
to a place you might almost call an armoury, and bade me
choose any piece I liked, and her own maid should place it
where I could find it that same evening, as though it were to
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shoot wild-fowl for them. But she advised me on no account
to have any talk with Nanette, or any servants of the household,
whether male or female, not only because of the wicked
reports and cruel slanders prevailing, but also that it might not
be known how I was to act in her interest. And then having
ordered me a good hot dinner in the butler's pantry, as often
was done for poor people, she let me go once, and then called
me back, and said, "Oh, nothing;" and then called me again,
and said, looking steadily out of the window, "By the by, I
have quite forgotten to say that there is a boat belonging to a
ship commanded by a son of Sir Philip Bampfylde, a white
boat, with three oars on each side, and sometimes an officer
behind them. If they should happen to come up the river, or
to go ashore upon business here, you need not—I mean, you
will quite understand that no harm whatever is intended to me,
and therefore that you may—you see what I mean."</p>
<p>"To be sure, to be sure, my lady. Of course I may quit my
duty so long as there is a man-of-war's boat in the river; even
the boldest and worst of men would venture nothing against
you then."</p>
<p class="pmb3">"Quite so," she replied, looking bravely round, with as much
of pride in her bright blue eyes as of colour on her soft fresh
cheeks. So I made my best bow and departed.</p>
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