<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XXXVII">CHAPTER XXXVII.</SPAN><br/> <span class="small1">TWO POOR CHILDREN.</span></h2>
<p>By this time I owe it to all the kind people who have felt some
pity for our Bardie and her fortunes, to put off no longer a few
little things which I ought to tell them. In the first place,
they must not think of me, but look upon me as nobody (treat
me, in fact, as I treat myself), and never ask what I knew just
now, and what I came to know afterwards. Only to trust me
(as now they must) to act in all things honourably, and with
no regard to self; and not only that, but with lofty feeling,
and a sense of devotion towards the members of the weaker sex.</p>
<p>Captain Drake Bampfylde was the most unlucky of born
mortals. To begin with, he was the younger son of that very
fine Sir Philip, and feeling that he had far more wit and enterprise
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_235">[Pg 235]</SPAN></span>
than his elder brother, while thankful to nature for these
endowments, he needs must feel amiss with her for having
mismanaged his time of birth. Now please to observe my form
of words. I never said that he did so feel, I only say that he
must have done so, unless she had made him beyond herself;
which, from her love for us, she hardly ever tries to do. However,
he might have put up with that mistake of the goddess
that sits cross-legged,—I have heard of her, I can tell you, and
a ship named after her; though to spell her name would be a
travail to me, fatal perhaps at my time of life,—I mean to say,
at any rate, that young Drake Bampfylde might have managed
to get over the things against him, and to be a happy fellow, if
he only had common luck. But Providence having gifted him
with unusual advantages of body, and mind, and so forth,
seemed to think its duty done, and to leave him to the devil
afterwards.</p>
<p>This is a bad way of beginning life, especially at too young
an age to be up to its philosophy; and the only thing that
can save such a man is a tremendous illness, or the downright
love of a first-rate woman. Thence they recover confidence,
or are brought into humility, and get a bit of faith
again, as well as being looked after purely, and finding a value
again to fight for, after abandoning their own. Not that Drake
Bampfylde ever did slip into evil courses, so far as I could
hear of him, or even give way to the sense of luck, and
abandon that of duty. I am only saying how things turn
out, with nineteen men out of twenty. In spite of chances,
he may have happened just to be the twentieth. I know for
sure that he turned up well, though vexed with tribulation.
Evil times began upon him, when he was nothing but a boy.
He fell into a pit of trouble through his education; and ever
since from time to time new grief had overtaken him. A
merrier little chap, or one more glad to make the best of things,
could not be found; as was said to me by the cook, and also
the parlour-maid. He would do things, when he came out
among the servants, beautifully; and the maids used to kiss
him so that his breath was taken away with pleasing them.
And then he went to school, and all the maids, and boys, and
men almost, came out to see the yellow coach, and throw an
old shoe after him. This, however, did not help him, as was
seriously hoped; and why? Because it went heel-foremost,
from the stupidity of the caster. News came, in a little time,
that there was mischief upward, and that Master Drake must
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_236">[Pg 236]</SPAN></span>
be fetched home, to give any kind of content again. For he
was at an ancient grammar-school in a town seven miles from
Exeter, where everything was done truly well to keep the boys
from fighting. Only the habit and tradition was that if they
must fight, fight they should until one fell down, and could
not come to the scratch again. And Drake had a boy of equal
spirit with his own to contend against, not however of bone
and muscle to support him thoroughly. But who could grieve,
or feel it half so much as young Drake Bampfylde did, when
the other boy, in three days' time, died from a buzzing upon
his brain? He might have got into mischief now, even though
he was of far higher family than the boy who had foundered
instead of striking; but chiefly for the goodwill of the school,
and by reason of the boy's father having plenty of children
still to feed, and consenting to accept aid therein, that little
matter came to be settled among them very pleasantly. Only
the course of young Drake's life was changed thereby, as
follows.</p>
<p>The plan of his family had been to let him get plenty of
learning at school, and then go to Oxford Colleges and lay in
more, if agreeable; and so grow into holy orders of the Church
of England, well worth the while of any man who has a good
connection. But now it was seen, without thinking twice,
that all the disturbers and blasphemers of the Nonconformist
tribe, now arising everywhere (as in dirty Hezekiah, and that
greasy Hepzibah, who dared to dream such wickedness concerning
even me), every one of these rogues was sure to cast it
up against a parson, in his most heavenly stroke of preaching,
that he must hold his hand, for fear of killing the clerk beneath
him. And so poor Drake was sent to sea; the place for all
the scape-goats.</p>
<p>Here ill fortune dogged him still, as its manner always is,
after getting taste of us. He heeded his business so closely
that he tumbled into the sea itself; and one of those brindle-bellied
sharks took a mouthful out of him. Nevertheless he
got over that, and fell into worse trouble. To wit, in a very
noble fight between his Britannic Majesty's sloop of war
"Hellgoblins," carrying twelve guns and two carronades
(which came after my young time), and the French corvette
"Heloise," of six-and twenty heavy guns, he put himself so
forward that they trained every gun upon him. Of course
those fellows can never shoot anything under the height of the
moon, because they never stop to think; nevertheless he
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_237">[Pg 237]</SPAN></span>
contrived to take considerable disadvantage. By a random
shot they carried off the whole of one side of his whiskers;
and the hearing of the other ear fell off, though not involved
in it. The doctors could not make it out: however, I could
thoroughly, from long acquaintance with cannon-balls. Also
he had marks of powder under his skin, that would never come
out, being of a coarse-grained sort, and something like the bits
of tea that float in rich folks' tea-cups. Happening, as he did
by nature, to be a fine, florid, and handsome man, this powder
vexed him dreadfully. Nevertheless the ladies said, loving
powder of their own, that it made him look so much nicer.</p>
<p>That, however, was quite a trifle, when compared to his
next misfortune. Being gazetted to a ship, and the whole
crew proud to sail under him, he left the Downs with the
wind abaft, and all hands in high spirits. There was nothing
those lads could not have done; and in less than twelve hours
they could do nothing. A terrible gale from south-west arose;
in spite of utmost seamanship they were caught in the callipers
of the Varne, and not a score left to tell of it.</p>
<p>These were things to try a man, and prove the stuff inside
him. However, he came out gallantly. For being set afloat
again, after swimming all night and half a day, he brought
into the Portland Roads a Crappo ship of twice his tonnage,
and three times his gunnage; and now his sailors were delighted,
having hope of prize-money. That they never got, of
course (which, no doubt, was all the better for their constitutions),
but their knowledge of battle led them to embark
again with him, having sense (as we always have) of luck, and
a crooked love of a man whose bad luck seems to have taken
the turn. And yet their judgment was quite amiss, and any
turn taken was all for the worse. Captain Bampfylde did a
thing, which even I, in my hotter days, would rather have
avoided. He ran a thirty-two gun frigate under the chains of
a sixty-four. He thought that they must shoot over him,
while he laid his muzzles to her water-line, and then carried
her by boarding.</p>
<p>Nothing could have been finer than this idea of doing it,
and with eight French ships out of nine, almost, he must have
succeeded. But once more his luck came over, like a cloud,
and darkened him. The Frenchmen had not only courage
(which they have too much of), but also what is not their
gift, with lucky people against them, self-command and steadiness.
They closed their lower ports, and waited for the
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_238">[Pg 238]</SPAN></span>
Englishmen to come up. They knew that the side of their
ship fell in, like the thatch of a rick, from the lower ports, ten
feet above the enemy. They had their nettings ready, and a
lively sea was running.</p>
<p>It grieves as well as misbecomes me to describe the rest of
it. The Englishmen swore with all their hearts at their ladders,
the sea, and everything, and their captain was cast down
between the two ships, and compelled to dive tremendously;
in a word it came to this, that our people either were totally
shot and drowned, or spent the next Sunday in prison at
Brest.</p>
<p>Now here was a thing for a British captain, such as the
possibility of it never could be dreamed of. To have lost one
ship upon a French shoal, and the other to a Frenchman!
Drake Bampfylde, but for inborn courage, must have hanged
himself outright. And, as it was, he could not keep from
unaccustomed melancholy. And, when he came home upon
exchange, it was no less than his duty to abandon pleasure
now, and cheerfulness, and comfort; only to consider how he
might redeem his honour.</p>
<p>In the thick of this great trouble came another three times
worse. I know not how I could have borne it, if it had been
my case, stoutly as I fight against the public's rash opinions.
For this Captain was believed, and with a deal of evidence, to
have committed slaughter upon his brother's children, and
even to have buried them. He found it out of his power to
prove that really he had not done it, nor had even entertained
a wish that it might happen so. Everybody thought how
much their dying must avail him; and though all had a good
idea of his being upright, most of them felt that this was
nothing, in such strong temptation. I have spoken of this
before, and may be obliged again to speak of it; only I have
rebutted always, and ever shall rebut, low ideas. Yet if truly
he did kill them, was he to be blamed or praised, for giving
them good burial? The testimony upon this point was no
more than that of an unclad man, which must of course have
been worthless; until they put him into a sack, and in that
form received it. This fellow said that he was coming home
towards his family, very late one Friday night; and he knew
that it was Friday night because of the songs along the road
of the folk from Barnstaple market. He kept himself out of
their way, because they had such a heap of clothes on; and
being established upon the sands, for the purpose of washing
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_239">[Pg 239]</SPAN></span>
his wife and children, who never had seen water before, and
had therefore become visited, he made a short cut across the
sands to the hole they had all helped to scoop out, in a stiff
place where some roots grew. This was his home; and not
a bad one for a sea-side visit. At any rate he seemed to
have been as happy there as any man with a family can
experience; especially when all the members need continual
friction.</p>
<p>This fine fellow was considering how he could get on at all
with that necessary practice, if the magistrates should order all
his frame to be covered up; and fearing much to lose all chance
of any natural action—because there was a crusade threatened—he
lay down in the moonlight, and had a thoroughly
fine roll in the sand. Before he had worn out this delight,
and while he stopped to enjoy it more, he heard a sound, not
far away, of somebody digging rapidly. Or at any rate, if it
was not digging, it was something like it. The weather was
wonderfully hot, so that the rushes scarcely felt even cool to
his breast and legs. In that utterly lonely place (for now the
road was a mile behind him, and the sands without a track,
and the stars almost at midnight), there came upon him sudden
fright, impossible to reason with. He had nothing to be robbed
off, neither had he enemy; as for soul, he never yet had
heard of any such ownership. But an unknown latitude of
terror overpowered him. Nothing leads a man like fear; and
this poor savage, though so naked, was a man of some sort.</p>
<p>Therefore, although he would far liefer have skulked off in
the crannying shadows, leaving the moon to see to it, he could
by no means find the power to withdraw himself like that.
The sound came through the rushes, and between the moonlit
hillocks so, that he was bound to follow it. Crouching
through the darker seams, and setting down his toe-balls first,
as naked feet alone can do, step by step he drew more near,
though longing to be further off. And still he heard the heel-struck
spade, and then a cast, and then the sullen sound of
sand a-sliding. Then he came to a hollow place, and feared to
turn the corner.</p>
<p>Being by this time frightened more than any words can set
before us, back he stroked his shaggy hair, and in a hat of
rushes laid his poor wild face for gazing. And in the depth
of the hollow where the moonlight scarcely marked itself, and
there seemed a softer herbage than of dry junk-rushes, but the
banks combed over so as to bury the whole three fathoms deep
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_240">[Pg 240]</SPAN></span>
at their very first subsiding—a man was digging a small deep
grave.</p>
<p>On the slope of the bank, and so as to do no mischief any
longer, two little bodies lay put back; not flung anyhow; but
laid, as if respect was shown to them. Each had a clean white
night-gown on, and lay in decorous attitude, only side by side,
and ready to go into the grave together. The man who was
digging looked up at them, and sighed at so much necessity;
and then fell to again, and seemed desirous to have done with
it.</p>
<p>So was the naked man who watched him, fright by this
time over-creeping even his very eyeballs. He blessed himself
for his harmlessness, and ill-will to discipline, all the way home
to his own sandhill; and a hundredfold when he came to
know (after the dregs of fright had cleared) that he had seen
laid by for coolness, by this awful gravedigger, the cocked-hat
of a British Captain in the Royal Navy. This hat he had
seen once before, and wondered much at the use of it, and obtained
an explanation which he could not help remembering.
And fitting this to his own ideas, he was as sure as sure could
be, that Captain Bampfylde was the man who was burying the
children.</p>
<p>Now when this story reached the ears of poor old Sir Philip,
whether before or after his visit to our country matters not, it
may be supposed what his feelings were of sorrow and indignation.
He sent for this savage, who seemed beyond the rest
of his tribe in intelligence, as indeed was plainly shown by his
coming to bathe his family, and in spite of all the difference of
rank and manner between them, questions manifold he put,
but never shook his story. And then he sent to Exeter for a
lawyer, thoroughly famous for turning any man inside out and
putting what he pleased inside him. But even he was altogether
puzzled by this man in the sack, wherein he now lived
for decorum's sake, however raw it made him. And the honest
fellow said that clothing tempted him so to forsake the truth,
when he could not tell his own legs in it, that it sapped all
principle.</p>
<p>That question is not for me to deal with, nor even a very
much wiser man, except that my glimpses of foreign tribes
have all been in favour of nudity. And the opposite practice
is evidently against all the bent of our civilised women, who
are perpetually rebelling, and more and more eager to open
their hearts to their natural manifestation. For the heart of a
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_241">[Pg 241]</SPAN></span>
woman is not like a man's, "desperately wicked;" and how
can they prove this unless they show its usual style of working?
Only the other day I saw—— but back I must go to the
heart of my tale. In a word, this fine male savage convinced
every one he came into contact with (which after his bathing
was permitted, if the other man bathed afterwards), that truly,
surely, and with no mistake he must have seen something.
What it was became naturally quite another question; and
upon this head no two people could be found of one opinion.
But though it proved an important point, I will not dwell too
long on it.</p>
<p class="pmb3">Captain Drake's boat, to my firm belief, never came once up
the river now; and I thought that my beautiful young lady
seemed a little grieved at this. Every now and then she crossed,
on her way to see old women, and even that old Mother
Bang; and the French maid became a plague to me. She had
laid herself out to obtain me, because of the softness with
which I carried her; and her opposition to my quid naturally
set her heart all the more upon me. I will not be false enough
to say that I did not think of her sometimes, because she really
did go on in a tantalising manner. And we seemed to have
between us something, when her lady's back was turned.
However, she ought to have known that I never mean anything
by this; and if she chose to lie back like that, and put
her red lips toppermost, the least thing she should have done
was first to be up to our manners and customs.</p>
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