<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_LIV">CHAPTER LIV.</SPAN><br/> <span class="small1">TAMING OF THE SAVAGES.</span></h2>
<p>After a most successful cruise, we returned to our Bellona, and
were received as behoves success, with ever so many rounds of
cheers. It was true that we had sent before us, and now brought
in, an awkward lot; but it is beautiful to see how in a large
ship's company, and under a good commander, mere coaster
fellows become true seamen, and even land-lubbers learn how
to walk. Captain Drake Bampfylde did me the honour of asking
my advice, as soon as his own opinion was settled; and I
said no more than "Bay of Biscay," which was his own opinion.
Here the very utmost of a noble sea awaited us, and none of
our landsmen had any heart for fat, or even for lean stuff. We
let them go on for a day, perpetually groaning, and after that
we provided for each a gallon of salt water, and gave it them
through the ship's trumpet, until they entirely ceased from
noise.</p>
<p>These prudent measures brought them into such a wholesome
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_369">[Pg 369]</SPAN></span>
state of mind, that really a child might lead them, as by one
of the prophets mentioned, when I read my Bible. All of our
new hands, I mean, except Hezekiah, and the three wild men.</p>
<p>Unfortunate Master Perkins could not enter into the spirit
of our exertions for his benefit; because his mind was unsettled
with knowing the hardship both of his back and front. For
his back was covered with raw places sitting amiss to the fit
of his clothes, while the forward part of his body became too
hollow to yield him comfort. But, strange to say, his wrath
was kindled not against us for these misfortunes, but against
his wife Hepzibah, because she had not predicted them. And
for the greater part of a week, the poor fellow lay in a perfect
craze upon the orlop-deck, while the ship was rolling heavily.
Nothing could persuade him but that he was the prophet Jonah
in the belly of the whale, and he took the stowage of our cables for
the whale's intestines. You could hear him even from the main
deck screaming at the top of his voice, "Wallow not, O whale!
O whale! Lord, Thy servant repenteth, only let not this whale
wallow so." So that in spite of all his tricks, hypocrisy, pride,
and gluttony, I could not help taking compassion upon him, and
having a hammock rigged tenderly for him, so that his empty
and helpless body fell into a deep sleep as long as the prophet
himself could have had it. For I never could show myself at
Bridgend, if through my means Hezekiah found the sea his
churchyard. On the other hand, the three wild men took
their visitation from a wholly different point of view. They
had never heard either of God or the devil, and could not believe
themselves even worth the interference of either Power.
For they did not believe that their souls were immortal (as I
suppose they must have been), nor were they even aware of
possessing anything more than a body apiece. My own idea
of treatment was, that to bring them into self-respect, we should
flog the whole three very soundly, and handsomely pickle them
afterwards; nor could I see any finer method of curing them
of their hairiness. But Captain Bampfylde, who showed the
strangest interest in these savages, would on no account have
them flogged until they gave occasion. He said that their
ideas of justice might be thrown into a crooked line, if the
cat-and-nine-tails were promiscuously administered. Whereas
I knew that the only way to make a man dwell upon justice is
to give him a taste of the opposite. He values the right after
this, because he thinks there is none of it left upon earth.</p>
<p>So for the present these three "Jack Cannibals," as our tars
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_370">[Pg 370]</SPAN></span>
entitled them, sate apart and messed apart—and a precious mess
it was of it. They soon got over the "Marly Mary," as the
Crappos call it; and we taught them how to chew tobacco,
which they did, and swallowed it. Only their fear of the waves
was such that they could not look over the side of the ship, or
even out of a porthole. After a few days we fell in with pelting
showers of hail and sleet, with a bitter gale from the north-north-west.
I saw the beauty of this occasion to show mankind
their need of clothes; therefore I roused up these three
poor fellows, and had them thrown into a salting-tub full of
ice-cold water. This made their teeth chatter bravely, and then
we started them up the rigging, with a taste of rope's end after
them. They ran up the ratlines faster than even our very best
hands could follow them, because of the power still left in their
feet, through never having owned a shoemaker; but in the
main-top they pulled up, and the wind went shivering through
them.</p>
<p>Meanwhile I was sedately mounting (as my rank required
now) with a very old pilot's coat, well worn out, hanging over
my left arm.</p>
<p>"Here, Jack!" I cried to the biggest one; "take this, and
throw it over you, to keep your poor bones warm."</p>
<p>The sheaves of the blocks were white with snow (which they
always seem to be first to take), and so were the cleats and the
weather side of topmast and top-gallant-mast. When you see
this, you may make up your mind to have every rope frosted
ere morning. Therefore Jack Cannibal looked at the coat, and
around it, as a monkey does.</p>
<p>"Put it on," I cried; "poor fellow! put it on to cover you."</p>
<p>He nodded and laughed, as if I were making some joke which
he ought to understand, and then he threw the warm coat round
his body (now quite blue from cold), but without any perception
of sleeves, or skirts, or anything else, except, as it were,
like a bit of thatching. And after that he helped us to civilise
the rest; so that in course of time we had them in decency far
superior to the average show of Scotchmen. And in about the
same course of time, Cannibal Jack, I do assure you, became a
very good seaman, and a wonderfully honest fellow, without
any lies in him. And yet he said things better than the finest
lies that could be told, all coming out of his oddness, and his
manner of taking tameness. And if a roaring sound of laughter
came to the ears of an officer (such as never could be allowed
in the discipline of war-time), the officer always lifted lip, to
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_371">[Pg 371]</SPAN></span>
have a smile accordingly, and said to himself, "I should like
to know what Cannibal Jack has said to them."</p>
<p>The two other naked ones, Dick and Joe—as we christened
them out of a bucket of tar, without meaning any harm to them—never
could be entirely cured of their hereditary shortcomings.
We taught them at last to wear clothes, by keeping a sharp
leather strap always handy, against which their only protection
was a good watch coat, or a piece of sailcloth; so that after a
great deal of pleasantry, we set the ship tailor to work for them.
But no possible amount of strap, nor even cat-and-nine-tails
administered by our boatswain's mate (a most noble hand at
wielding it), could prevail upon them to abandon their desire
for the property of their messmates. They even had the arrogance,
as their English grew more fluent, to attempt to reason
it out with us.</p>
<p>"Father David," said Cannibal Dick, for they had agreed
that now I was their patron, even as Chowne had been; "you
take the Crappo ship, the enemy you call it, and then you leave
them all their goods, not touch one of anything, and hand back
the ship to him."</p>
<p>"Dick, none but a savage would talk such rubbish. We
keep the ship, and all it holds, and put the men in prison."</p>
<p>"There for you now, there for you! And you beat us
because we take not a great ship, but some little thing lying
about in a ship, from our enemies."</p>
<p>"Will you never see things aright, Dick? We are not your
enemies, we are your friends; and to steal things from us is
robbery."</p>
<p>"You call it friends to steal us from our place, and people,
and warm dry sands, and put us on this strange great wetness,
where no mushrooms grow, and all we try to eat goes into it.
And then you beat us, and drive us up trees such as we never
saw before, and force us to hide in these dreadful things!"</p>
<p>Here he pointed to his breeches with a gaze of such hopeless
misery, that I felt it would be an unkind thing to press him
with further argument. However, the boy was enough to make
up for a far worse lot than these were. We soaped him most
powerfully, to begin with, even up to the skin of his eyelids,
and he made no more objection than a Christian child might
have offered. And after we had scraped him dry with the
rough side of a spencer, he came out bright, I do assure you,
and was such a model figure that we said to one another that
he had some right to go naked. For his skin was now as fair
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_372">[Pg 372]</SPAN></span>
and soft as the opening out of a water-lily, while his golden
curls spread out, like flowers of the frogbit. Also his shoulders
so nicely turned, and the slope of his sides so clever, with arms
and legs of such elegant mould, being thick and thin in the
proper places, and as straight as a well-grown parsnip; then,
again, his ankles clear, and feet of a character never beheld after
any shoemaking.</p>
<p>Our common fellows made so much of this superior little
chap, that I was compelled to interfere, and show my resolution:
and this required to be done with some small sense of how
to do it; otherwise the boy might take the turn of sour grapes
with them, and be bullied even more than he had been petted
thitherto. Moreover, all the other boys in the ship were longing
to fight with him, which (as he was the smallest of all, and
not brought up in a Christian manner) would have afforded him
no fair play for his nice short nose, or his soft blue eyes. The
little dear was as brave as a lion, and ready to fight any one of
them; and he used to stand up to my elbow, suing for permission.
And now he began to talk so well, that it was very hard
upon him not to be allowed to fight a bit; according to the
natural issue of all honest converse. However, I would not be
persuaded, loving his pretty face as I did; and I fear that he
had unhappy times, through the wickedness of the other boys.
Having a stronger sense of mistake than afforded me any happiness—in
the thick of my rank and comforts—I could not find
any ease until everything, looked at anyhow, and from all bearings
contemplated, lay before our Captain. He thought, enough
to look wise; and then, he said that really I was fit to see to
such little things myself. He had heard of a small boy covered
over with a great deal of yellow hair; this should have been
fetched off long ago; and what was the barber kept for? Thus
it always does befall me, to be thrown back, without guidance,
on my own resources. And even Lieutenant Bluett, with whom
I next went to hold counsel, was more inclined to stretch and
gape, after a heavy spell on deck, than to bring his mind to
bear upon this child's adventures.</p>
<p>"Send the poor little beggar in," he said, "and let me look
at him, if I can keep my eyes open. Llewellyn, you always
did love savages."</p>
<p>"Lieutenant, you would not like me to account you in the
number."</p>
<p>"Davy, you might fairly do it, when I come off deck, like
this. Send him in, ere I snooze, old fellow."</p>
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<p>This I did; and when the boy entered, shyly putting one
hand to his forelocks (as I had instructed him), a beam of the
newly-risen sun broke in through a bull's eye, and made a
golden frame for him. In the middle of this he looked so
innocent and so comely, and at the same time so well bred,
that Master Rodney's sleepy eyes fell open with wonder at him.
This was my doing, of course, entirely. "Soap and discipline"
is my signal to the next generation; and nothing else can
counteract all the heresies around us. Therefore this little
boy's cheeks were brighter than any rose, from towelling; and
his beautiful eyes without speck of dirt; and the top of his
head as sweet and curly as a feathering hyacinth.</p>
<p>When I perceive that I have had the luck to make an
impression my rule is to say nothing at all, but appear to be
unaware of it. This rule is founded on common-sense; and it
took me so long to find it out, that it ought to be worth something.
Otherwise, what offence one gives! And not only
that, but consider how seldom the man who succeeds deserves
it. Any modest man, like me, upon any moderate success, is
bound to examine himself, and feel less confidence than he
used to have. His success is enough to prove, according to
the ways of the world, that he never can have deserved it.</p>
<p>This remembrance led me now to abstain from even patting
"Harry" (as we had named this little fellow) on his golden
head at all, lest I should manifest undue pride in a creature of
my creation. For such he was, beyond all mistake; and it
would have given me pleasure to back him for a crown against
any boy in our fleet, or any three in the whole French navy;
taking age, of course, and size, into consideration.</p>
<p>"What a fine little fellow!" said Rodney Bluett; "why,
he ought to be a midshipman. I had no idea your savages
could turn out such young ones. I must see what I can do
for him, Davy. Only I can't think of anything now."</p>
<p>Perceiving that I was likely to do more harm than good by
pressing the matter just then, I took little Harry away with
me, and found him quite full of the young lieutenant's brave
appearance and kindly smile. In a word, they were pleased
with one another so heartily, and so lastingly, that it was the
luckiest day, perhaps, of poor little Harry's unlucky career,
when I first commended him to the notice of the Honourable
Rodney.</p>
<p class="pmb3">For this latter was now not only a general favourite in the
ship, but also a great power; being our second luff, and twice
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_374">[Pg 374]</SPAN></span>
as active as our first was. He took the boy under his special
care, and taught him all sorts of ennobling things—how to
read, and write, and spell, and clean boots, and wait at breakfast.
So that I felt many qualms sometimes, quite apart from
all narrow methods of regarding anything, and springing from
the simple fear that the child might be spoiled for his station
in life, and fail to become a good seaman.</p>
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