<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_LXIV">CHAPTER LXIV.</SPAN><br/> <span class="small1">SUSAN QUITE ACQUITS HERSELF.</span></h2>
<p>It really does seem as wise a plan as any I am acquainted with,
to let this good woman act according to the constitution of her
sex,—that is to say, to say her say, and never be contradicted.
We contradicted her once or twice to reconcile her to herself;
but all that came of it was to make her contradict perhaps herself,
but certainly us, ten times as much. She did her best to
explain her meaning; and we really ought to enter more into
their disabilities. Therefore let her tell her story, as nearly in
her own words, poor thing, as my sense of the English language
can in any style agree with.</p>
<p>"I was nurse at Narnton Court, ever so many years ago—when
my name was Susan Moggeridge,—Charley, you cannot
deny it, you know; and all of us must be content to grow old,
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_439">[Pg 439]</SPAN></span>
it is foolish to look at things otherwise. Twelve and six, that
makes eighteen; now, Captain Wells, you know it do; and,
Charley, can you say otherwise? Then it must have been
eighteen years agone, when I was took on for under-nurse, because
the Princess was expecting, the same as the butler told
me. And it came to pass on a Sunday night, with two miles
away from the doctor. Orders had been given; but they
foreigners always do belie them. Too soon always, or too late;
and these two little dears was too soon, by reason of the wonderful
child the eldest one was prepared for. A maid she was,
and the other a boy; two real beauties both of them; as fair
as could be, with little clear dots under their skin, in corner
places, because of their mother the Princess. But nothing as
any one would observe, except for a beauty to both of them.
The boy was the biggest, though the girl came first; and first
was her nature in everything, except, of course, in fatness, and
by reason of always dancing. Not six months old was that
child before she could dance on the kitchen table with only
one hand to hold her up, and a pleasure it was to look at her.
And laugh with her little funny face, and nod her head, she
would, as if she saw to the bottom of everything. And when
she were scarce turned the twelvemonth, she could run, like—oh,
just like anything, and roll over and over on the grass with
her 'Pomyolianian dog,' as she called him, and there wasn't a
word in the language as ever come amiss to her, but for the r's
or the y's in it. Words such as I could lay no tongue to, she
would take and pronounce right off, and then laugh at herself
and everybody. And the way she used to put her hands out,
laying down the law to all of us—we didn't want a showman
in the house so long as we had Miss Bertha, or 'Bardie,' as she
called herself, though christened after her mother. Everybody,
the poor little mite, she expected everybody to know her name
and all about her; and nothing put her in such a passion as to
pretend not to know who she was. 'I'se Bardie,' she used to
cry out, with her little hands spread, and her bright eyes
flashing; 'I'se Bardie, I tell 'a; and evelybody knows it.'
Oh yes, and she never could say 'th'—but 'niss' and 'nat,'
for this and that. And how angry she used to be, to be sure, if
anybody mocked her, as we used to do for the fun of it.
But even there, she was up to us, for she began to talk
French, for revenge upon us, having taken the trick from her
mother.</p>
<p>"Likewise the boy was a different child altogether in many
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_440">[Pg 440]</SPAN></span>
ways. He scarcely could learn to speak at all, because he was
a very fine child indeed, and quiet, and fat, and easy. He
would lie by for hours on a velvet cushion, and watch his little
sister having her perpetual round of play. Dolls, and horses,
and Noah's arks, and all the things that were alive to her, and
she talking to them whiles the hour,—he took no more notice
than just to stroke them, and say, 'Boo, boo!' or 'Poor, poor!'
which was nearly all that he could say. Not that he was to
blame, of course, nor would any one having sense think of it,
especially after he took the pink fever, and it struck to his head,
and they cut his hair off. Beautiful curls as was ever seen,
and some of them in my drawer up-stairs now, with the colour
of gold streaking over them. Philip his name was, of course,
from Sir Philip, and being the heir to the title; but his clever
sister she always called him 'little brother,' as if he was just
born almost, when he weighed pretty nearly two of her.</p>
<p>"Sir Philip, the good old gentleman, was away in foreign
parts, they said, or commanding some of the colonies, up to the
time when these two twins were close upon two years old, or
so. I remember quite well when he came home with his luggage
marked 'General Bampfylde;' and we said it was disrespectful
of the Government to call him so, when his true name
was 'Sir Philip.' He had never seen his grandchildren till
now, and what a fuss he made with them! But they had
scarcely time to know him before they were sadly murdered;
or worse, perhaps, for all that any one knows to the contrary.
Because Sir Philip's younger son, Captain Drake Bampfylde,
came from the seas and America, just at this time. No one
expected him, of course, from among such distant places; and
he had not been home for three years at least, and how noble
he did look, until we saw how his shirts were cobbled! And
every one all about the place said that his little finger was worth
the whole of the Squire's body. Because the Squire, his elder
brother, and the heir of Sir Philip, was of a nature, not to say—but
I cannot make it clear to you. No one could say a word
against him; only he were not, what you may call it,—not as
we Devonshire people are,—not with a smile and kind look of
the eye, the same as Captain Drake was.</p>
<p>"This poor Captain Drake—poor or bad, I scarce know
which to put it, after all I have heard of him—anyhow his
mind was set upon a little chit of a thing, not more than fifteen
at this time. Her name was Isabel Carey, and her father had
been a nobleman, and when he departed this life he ordered
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_441">[Pg 441]</SPAN></span>
her off to Narnton Court. So she did at an early age; and
being so beautiful as some thought, she was desperate with the
Captain. They used to go walking all up in the woods, or
down on the river in a boat, until it was too bad of them.
The Captain, I daresay, meant no harm, and perhaps he did
none; but still there are sure to be talkative people who want
to give their opinions. If Charley had carried on so with me,
whatever should I have thought of myself?</p>
<p>"Well, there was everybody saying very fine things to everybody,
gay doings likewise, and great feasts, and singing, and
dancing, and all the rest. And the Captain hired a pleasure-boat,
by name the 'Wild Duck of Appledore;' and I never
shall forget the day when he took a whole pack of us for a sail
out over Barnstaple bar and back. I was forced to go, because
he needs must take the children; and several even old people
were sick, but no one a quarter so bad as me. And it came
into my mind in that state, that he was longing, as well as
welcome, to cast us all into the raging sea. However, the Lord
preserved us. This little ship had one mast, as they call it, and
he kept her generally in a little bend just above the salmon-weir,
so as to see the men draw the pool, and himself to shoot
the wild-fowl, from a covered place there is; and by reason of
being so long at sea, he could not sleep comfortable at the Court,
but must needs make his bed in this pleasuring-ship, and to it
he used to go to and fro in a little white boat as belonged to it.</p>
<p>"All this time the weather was so hot we could scarcely bear
our clothes on, and were ready to envy them scandalous savages
belonging to the famous Parson Chowne, who went about with
no clothes on. There was one of these known to be down on
the burrows a-bathing of his wife and family, if a decent woman
may name them so. Well, the whole of these gay goings on,
to celebrate the return of Sir Philip, and of Captain Drake, and
all that they owed to the Lord for His goodness, was to finish
up with a great dinner to all the tenants on the property; and
then on the children's birthday, a feasting of all the gentry
around; and a dance with all sorts of outlandish dresses and
masks on, in the evening. For the fashion of this was come
down from London, and there had been a party of this sort over
to Lord Bassett's; and the neighbourhood was wild with it.
And after this everything was to be quiet, because my Lady
the Princess Bertha was again beginning to expect almost.</p>
<p>"And now, Captain Wells, you would hardly believe what
a blow there was sent, by the will of the Lord, upon all of this
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_442">[Pg 442]</SPAN></span>
riot and revelry. There was many of us having pious disposals,
as well as religious bringings-up, whose stomachs really was
turned by the worldliness as was around us. Young ladies of
the very best families, instead of turning their minds to the
Lord, turning of themselves about, with young men laying hold
of them, as if there was nothing more to be said than 'Kiss
me quick!' and, 'I'll do it again!' But there was a judgment
coming. They might lay the blame on me, if they like. There
is folk as knows better.</p>
<p>"That very night it was so hot, with the sun coming up
from the river, that even the great hall the dance was to be in,
was only fit to lie down in. So that Captain Drake, in his
man-of-war voice, shouted (and I think I can hear him now),
'Ladies and gentlemen, I propose that we have our dance out
on the terrace.' This was the open made-up flat between the
house and the river, and the Captain's offer was caught up at,
directly the gentlefolk seen the moon.</p>
<p>"Here they were going on ever so long; and the more of
twirling round they had, and of making heel and toe, and crossing
arms and even frontesses, the more they seemed to like it;
also the music up and down almost as bad as they was; so that
what with the harlequin dresses, and masquerading, and mummeries,
scarcely any one could have the head to be sure of any
one else almost. I could not help looking at them, although
my place was to heed the children only, and keep them out of
mischief, and take them to bed at the proper time. But Captain
Drake, who was here, there, and elsewhere, making himself
agreeable, up he comes to me with a bottle, and he says,
'Mary, have some.' 'My name is not Mary, but Susan, sir,
and much at your service,' I answered; so that he poured me a
great glassful, and said that it was Sam—something. I was not
so rude as to give him denial, but made him a curtsy, and drank
it, for it was not so strong as my father's cider; no, nor so good
to my liking. And for any to say that it got in my head, shows
a very spiteful woman. The Captain went on to the other
maids, as were looking on for the life of them, all being out-of-doors,
you must mind, and longing to have their turn at it.
But I held myself above them always, and went back to my
children.</p>
<p>"These were in a little bower made up for the occasion, with
boughs of trees, and twisted wood, and moss from the forest to
lie upon. Master Philip was tired and heavy, and working his
eyes with the backs of his hands, and yawning, and falling away
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_443">[Pg 443]</SPAN></span>
almost. But that little Bertha was as wide-awake as a lark on
her nest in the morning. Everywhere she was looking about
for somebody to encourage her to have 'more play,' as she
always called for; and 'more play' continually. That child
was so full of life, it was 'more play' all day long with her!
And even now, in the fiery heat and thorough down thirst of
the weather, nothing was further from her mind than to go to
bed without a gambol for it. She had nothing on but her
little shift, or under-frock I should call it, made by myself,
when the hot weather came, from a new jemmyset of the
Princess, and cut out by my lady to fit her for the sake of the
coolness. Her grand white upper frock, trimmed with lace,
had been taken off by her papa, I believe, when the visitors
would have her dance on the table, and make speeches to them;
the poor little soul was so quick and so hot.</p>
<p>"Well, I do declare to you, Captain Wells, and Charley,
Polly likewise, which will believe me, though the men may not,
it was not more than a minute or so much, perhaps I should say
not half a minute, as I happened to turn round to pass a compliment
with a young man as seemed struck with me the Sunday
before in church-time; a sailor he were, and had come with the
Captain, and was his mate of the pleasure-boat. A right down
handsome young man he was—no call for you to be jealous,
Charley. Beneath the salt waves he do lie. Well, I turned
back my head in about five seconds, and both of the babes was
gone out of my sight! At first I were not frightened much.
I took it for one of Miss Bertha's tricks, to make off with her
little brother. So strong she was on her legs, though light,
that many a time she would lift him up by his middle and
carry him half round the room, and then both of them break
out laughing. 'I'll whip you, you see if I don't,' I cried, as I
ran round the corner to seek for them; though whip them I
never did, poor dears, any more than their own mother did.
I ran all about, for five minutes at least, around and among the
branches stuck in to make the bower, and every moment I made
up my mind for Miss Bardie to pop out on me. But pop out
she never did, nor will, until the day of judgment.</p>
<p>"When I began to see something more than an innocent
baby trick in it, and to think (I daresay) of these two babies'
value, with all the land they were born to, the first thing I did
was to call out 'Jack!' such being all sailors' names, of course.
But Jack was gone out of all hearing; and most folk said it
was Jack that took them! To the contrary I could swear; but
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_444">[Pg 444]</SPAN></span>
who would listen to me when the lie went out that I was quite
tipsy?</p>
<p>"Of the rest I cannot speak clearly, because my heart flew
right up into my brain, directly moment the people came round
shouting at me for the children. And of these the very worst
was Parson Chowne. If it had been his own only children—such
as he says he is too good to have—he scarcely could have
been more rampagious, not to use worse words of him. The
first thing that every one ran to, of course, was the parapetch
and the river, and a great cry was made for Captain Drake
Bampfylde, from his knowledge of the waterways. But, though
all the evening foremost in conducting everything, now there
was no sign to be had of him, or of who had seen him last.
And it must have been an hour ere ever he come, and then of
course it was too late.</p>
<p>"I was so beside myself all that night that I cannot tell
how the time went by. I remember looking over the parapetch
at a place where the water is always deep, and seeing
the fishermen from the salmon-weir dragging their nets for the
poor mites of bodies. And my blood seemed to curdle inside
me almost, every time they came out with a stone or a log.
Nothing was found from that night to this day, and nothing
will ever be found of it. I was discharged, and a great many
others; not the first time in this world, I believe, when the
bottom of the whole was witchcraft. Here, Charley, put something
hot in my glass; the evenings are getting so dark; and
I never can see the moon and the water, like that, and the
trees, without remembering. Now ask me no more, if you
please, good people."</p>
<p>When Mrs Shapland had finished this tale, and was taking
some well-earned refreshment, Polly and I looked at one another,
as much as to say, "That settles it." Nor did we press
her with any more questions until her mind had recovered its
tone by frying some slices of ham cut thin, and half-a-dozen
new-laid eggs for us. Then, I approached her with no small
praise, which she deserved, and appeared (so far as I could
judge) to desire, perhaps; and with a little skill on my part,
she was soon warmed up again, having tasted egg-flip, to be
sure of it.</p>
<p>"Yes, Captain Wells, you can see through the whole of it.
Sailors can understand a river, when nobody else knows anything.
The Captain came forward as soon as he could, and he
says, 'You fools, what are you about? An hour ago the tide
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_445">[Pg 445]</SPAN></span>
was running five knots an hour where you be dragging! If
the poor children fell over, they must be down river-bar by
this time.' And off he set out on a galloping horse, to scurry
the sandhills somehow. And scurry was now the whole of it.
Sir Philip came forth, and that poor Squire Philip; and a
thousand pounds was as freely talked of as if it was halfpence.
And every one was to be put in prison; especially me, if you
please, as blameless as the unborn babe was! And that very
night the Princess were taken, and died the next day, upsetting
everything, ever so much worse than ever. For poor
Squire Philip fell into a trance, so to say, out of sheer vexation.
He cried out that the hand of the Lord was upon him,
and too heavy for him to bear—particular from his own
brother. And after that not an inch would he budge to make
inquiry or anything, but shut himself up in his dead wife's
rooms, and there he have moped from that day to this, in a
living grave, as you may call it."</p>
<p>In reply to my question what reasons the Squire, or any one
else, might have for charging the Captain with so vile a deed,
this excellent woman set them forth pretty much to the following
purport. First, it was the Captain himself who proposed
the dancing on the terrace. Second, it was his own man who
drew her attention away from the children, after a goblet of
wine had been administered by the master. Third, it was his
own boat which was missing, and never heard of afterwards.
Fourth, the Captain himself disappeared from the party at the
very time that the children were stolen, and refused to say
whither, or why, he was gone. That active and shrewd man
Parson Chowne no sooner heard of the loss than he raised a
cry for the Captain all over the terrace, to come and command
the fishermen; and though as a friend of the family Chowne
would never express an opinion, he could not undo that sad
shake of the head which he gave when no Captain could be
found. Fifth, a man with a Captain's hat was seen burying
two small bodies that night, in the depth of Braunton Wilderness;
though nothing was heard of it till the next week,
through the savageness of the witness; and by that time the
fierce storm on the Sunday had changed the whole face of the
burrows, so that to find the spot was impossible. Sixth, it
was now recalled to mind that Drake Bampfylde had killed a
poor schoolfellow in his young days, for which the Lord had
most righteously sent a shark in pursuit of him. It was likely
enough that he would go on killing children upon occasion.
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_446">[Pg 446]</SPAN></span>
Seventh reason, and perhaps worth all the rest—only think
what a motive he had for it. No one else could gain sixpence
by it; Drake Bampfylde would gain everything—the succession
to the title and estates, and the immediate right to
aspire to the hand of the beautiful heiress, Miss Carey, who
was known to favour him.</p>
<p>An elderly woman, who had been in the workhouse, and
throve upon that experience, said that the Captain would
never have done it; for he might have to do the like thing
again, every time the poor Princess should happen to be confined
almost. But who could listen to this poor creature,
while the result lay there before them?</p>
<p>Thus the common people reasoned; but our Susan attached
no weight to any except the last argument. As for one, she
knew quite well that the young seaman sauntered there quite
by chance, and quite by chance she spoke to him: and as for
wine, she could take a quart of her father's cider, and feel it
less than she could describe to any one; and as for a rummer
of that stuff she had, it was quite below contempt to her.
And concerning the Captain just being away, and declining to
say where he was, like a gentleman; none but ignorant folk
could pretend not to know what that meant. Of course he
was gone, between the dances, for a little cool walk in the
firwoods, together with his Isabel; and to expose her name
to the public, with their nasty way of regarding things, was
utterly out of the question to a real British officer! And to
finish it, Mrs Shapland said that she was almost what you
might call a young woman even now; at any rate with ten
times the sense any of the young ones were up to. And ten
years of her life she would give, if Charley would allow of
her, to know what became of them two little dears, and to
punish the villain that wronged them.</p>
<p class="pmb3">Hereupon my warmth of heart got the better of my prudence.
My wise and pure intention was to get out of this good woman
all I could; but impart to her nothing more than was needful,
just to keep her talking. Experience shows us that this need
be very little indeed, if anything, in a female dialogue. But
now I was brought to such a pitch of tenderness by this time,
with my heart in a rapid pulse of descriptions, and the egg-flip
going round sturdily, also Polly looking at me in a most
beseeching way, that I could not keep my own counsel even,
but was compelled to increase their comfort by declaring every
thing.</p>
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