<h2><SPAN name="chap12"></SPAN>CHAPTER XII.</h2>
<p class="poem">
“Now dame,” quoth he, “Je vous dis sans doute,<br/>
Had I nought of a capon but the liver,<br/>
And of your white bread nought but a shiver,<br/>
And after that a roasted pigge’s head<br/>
(But I ne wold for me no beast were dead),<br/>
Then had I with you homely sufferaunce.”<br/>
<br/>
C<small>HAUCER</small>, Sumner’s Tale.</p>
<p>It was not without some secret misgivings that Caleb set out upon his
exploratory expedition. In fact, it was attended with a treble difficulty. He
dared not tell his master the offence which he had that morning given to
Bucklaw, just for the honour of the family; he dared not acknowledge he had
been too hasty in refusing the purse; and, thirdly, he was somewhat
apprehensive of unpleasant consequences upon his meeting Hayston under the
impression of an affront, and probably by this time under the influence also of
no small quantity of brandy.</p>
<p>Caleb, to do him justice, was as bold as any lion where the honour of the
family of Ravenswood was concerned; but his was that considerate valour which
does not delight in unnecessary risks. This, however, was a secondary
consideration; the main point was to veil the indigence of the housekeeping at
the castle, and to make good his vaunt of the cheer which his resources could
procure, without Lockhard’s assistance, and without supplies from his
master. This was as prime a point of honour with him as with the generous
elephant with whom we have already compared him, who, being overtasked, broke
his skull through the desperate exertions which he made to discharge his duty,
when he perceived they were bringing up another to his assistance.</p>
<p>The village which they now approached had frequently afforded the distressed
butler resources upon similar emergencies; but his relations with it had been
of late much altered.</p>
<p>It was a little hamlet which straggled along the side of a creek formed by the
discharge of a small brook into the sea, and was hidden from the castle, to
which it had been in former times an appendage, by the intervention of the
shoulder of a hill forming a projecting headland. It was called Wolf’s
Hope (<i>i.e.</i> Wolf’s Haven), and the few inhabitants gained a
precarious subsistence by manning two or three fishing-boats in the herring
season, and smuggling gin and brandy during the winter months. They paid a kind
of hereditary respect to the Lords of Ravenswood; but, in the difficulties of
the family, most of the inhabitants of Wolf’s Hope had contrived to get
feu-rights to their little possessions, their huts, kail-yards, and rights of
commonty, so that they were emancipated from the chains of feudal dependence,
and free from the various exactions with which, under every possible pretext,
or without any pretext at all, the Scottish landlords of the period, themselves
in great poverty, were wont to harass their still poorer tenants at will. They
might be, on the whole, termed independent, a circumstance peculiarly galling
to Caleb, who had been wont to exercise over them the same sweeping authority
in levying contributions which was exercised in former times in England, when
“the royal purveyors, sallying forth from under the Gothic portcullis to
purchase provisions with power and prerogative, instead of money, brought home
the plunder of an hundred markets, and all that could be seized from a flying
and hiding country, and deposited their spoil in an hundred caverns.”</p>
<p>Caleb loved the memory and resented the downfall of that authority, which
mimicked, on a petty scale, the grand contributions exacted by the feudal
sovereigns. And as he fondly flattered himself that the awful rule and right
supremacy, which assigned to the Barons of Ravenswood the first and most
effective interest in all productions of nature within five miles of their
castle, only slumbered, and was not departed for ever, he used every now and
then to give the recollection of the inhabitants a little jog by some petty
exaction. These were at first submitted to, with more or less readiness, by the
inhabitants of the hamlet; for they had been so long used to consider the wants
of the Baron and his family as having a title to be preferred to their own,
that their actual independence did not convey to them an immediate sense of
freedom. They resembled a man that has been long fettered, who, even at
liberty, feels in imagination the grasp of the handcuffs still binding his
wrists. But the exercise of freedom is quickly followed with the natural
consciousness of its immunities, as the enlarged prisoner, by the free use of
his limbs, soon dispels the cramped feeling they had acquired when bound.</p>
<p>The inhabitants of Wolf’s Hope began to grumble, to resist, and at length
positively to refuse compliance with the exactions of Caleb Balderstone. It was
in vain he reminded them, that when the eleventh Lord Ravenswood, called the
Skipper, from his delight in naval matters, had encouraged the trade of their
port by building the pier (a bulwark of stones rudely piled together), which
protected the fishing-boats from the weather, it had been matter of
understanding that he was to have the first stone of butter after the calving
of every cow within the barony, and the first egg, thence called the
Monday’s egg, laid by every hen on every Monday in the year.</p>
<p>The feuars heard and scratched their heads, coughed, sneezed, and being pressed
for answer, rejoined with one voice, “They could not say”—the
universal refuge of a Scottish peasant when pressed to admit a claim which his
conscience owns, or perhaps his feelings, and his interest inclines him to
deny.</p>
<p>Caleb, however, furnished the notables of Wolf’s Hope with a note of the
requisition of butter and eggs, which he claimed as arrears of the aforesaid
subsidy, or kindly aid, payable as above mentioned; and having intimated that
he would not be averse to compound the same for goods or money, if it was
inconvenient to them to pay in kind, left them, as he hoped, to debate the mode
of assessing themselves for that purpose. On the contrary, they met with a
determined purpose of resisting the exaction, and were only undecided as to the
mode of grounding their opposition, when the cooper, a very important person on
a fishing-station, and one of the conscript fathers of the village, observed,
“That their hens had caickled mony a day for the Lords of Ravenswood, and
it was time they suld caickle for those that gave them roosts and
barley.” An unanimous grin intimated the assent of the assembly.
“And,” continued the orator, “if it’s your wull,
I’ll just tak a step as far as Dunse for Davie Dingwall, the writer,
that’s come frae the North to settle amang us, and he’ll pit this
job to rights, I’se warrant him.”</p>
<p>A day was accordingly fixed for holding a grand <i>palaver</i> at Wolf’s
Hope on the subject of Caleb’s requisitions, and he was invited to attend
at the hamlet for that purpose.</p>
<p>He went with open hands and empty stomach, trusting to fill the one on his
master’s account and the other on his own score, at the expense of the
feuars of Wolf’s Hope. But, death to his hopes! as he entered the eastern
end of the straggling village, the awful form of Davie Dingwall, a sly, dry,
hard-fisted, shrewd country attorney, who had already acted against the family
of Ravenswood, and was a principal agent of Sir William Ashton, trotted in at
the western extremity, bestriding a leathern portmanteau stuffed with the
feu-charters of the hamlet, and hoping he had not kept Mr. Balderstone waiting,
“as he was instructed and fully empowered to pay or receive, compound or
compensate, and, in fine, to <i>agé</i> as accords respecting all mutual and
unsettled claims whatsoever, belonging or competent to the Honourable Edgar
Ravenswood, commonly called the Master of Ravenswood——”</p>
<p>“The <i>Right</i> Honourable Edgar <i>Lord Ravenswood</i>,” said
Caleb, with great emphasis; for, though conscious he had little chance of
advantage in the conflict to ensue, he was resolved not to sacrifice one jot of
honour.</p>
<p>“Lord Ravenswood, then,” said the man of business—“we
shall not quarrel with you about titles of courtesy—commonly called Lord
Ravenswood, or Master of Ravenswood, heritable proprietor of the lands and
barony of Wolf’s Crag, on the one part, and to John Whitefish and others,
feuars in the town of Wolf’s Hope, within the barony aforesaid, on the
other part.”</p>
<p>Caleb was conscious, from sad experience, that he would wage a very different
strife with this mercenary champion than with the individual feuars themselves,
upon whose old recollections, predilections, and habits of thinking he might
have wrought by an hundred indirect arguments, to which their
deputy-representative was totally insensible. The issue of the debate proved
the reality of his apprehensions. It was in vain he strained his eloquence and
ingenuity, and collected into one mass all arguments arising from antique
custom and hereditary respect, from the good deeds done by the Lords of
Ravenswood to the community of Wolf’s Hope in former days, and from what
might be expected from them in future. The writer stuck to the contents of his
feu-charters; he could not see it: ’twas not in the bond. And when Caleb,
determined to try what a little spirit would do, deprecated the consequences of
Lord Ravenswood’s withdrawing his protection from the burgh, and even
hinted in his using active measures of resentment, the man of law sneered in
his face.</p>
<p>“His clients,” he said, “had determined to do the best they
could for their own town, and he thought Lord Ravenswood, since he was a lord,
might have enough to do to look after his own castle. As to any threats of
stouthrief oppression, by rule of thumb, or <i>via facti</i>, as the law termed
it, he would have Mr. Balderstone recollect, that new times were not as old
times; that they lived on the south of the Forth, and far from the Highlands;
that his clients thought they were able to protect themselves; but should they
find themselves mistaken, they would apply to the government for the protection
of a corporal and four red-coats, who,” said Mr. Dingwall, with a grin,
“would be perfectly able to secure them against Lord Ravenswood, and all
that he or his followers could do by the strong hand.”</p>
<p>If Caleb could have concentrated all the lightnings of aristocracy in his eye,
to have struck dead this contemner of allegiance and privilege, he would have
launched them at his head, without respect to the consequences. As it was, he
was compelled to turn his course backward to the castle; and there he remained
for full half a day invisible and inaccessible even to Mysie, sequestered in
his own peculiar dungeon, where he sat burnishing a single pewter plate and
whistling “Maggie Lauder” six hours without intermission.</p>
<p>The issue of this unfortunate requisition had shut against Caleb all resources
which could be derived from Wolf’s Hope and its purlieus, the El Dorado,
or Peru, from which, in all former cases of exigence, he had been able to
extract some assistance. He had, indeed, in a manner vowed that the deil should
have him, if ever he put the print of his foot within its causeway again. He
had hitherto kept his word; and, strange to tell, this secession had, as he
intended, in some degree, the effect of a punishment upon the refractory
feuars. Mr. Balderstone had been a person in their eyes connected with a
superior order of beings, whose presence used to grace their little
festivities, whose advice they found useful on many occasions, and whose
communications gave a sort of credit to their village. The place, they
acknowledged, “didna look as it used to do, and should do, since Mr.
Caleb keepit the castle sae closely; but doubtless, touching the eggs and
butter, it was a most unreasonable demand, as Mr. Dingwall had justly made
manifest.”</p>
<p>Thus stood matters betwixt the parties, when the old butler, though it was gall
and wormwood to him, found himself obliged either to ackowledge before a
strange man of quality, and, what was much worse, before that stranger’s
servant, the total inability of Wolf’s Crag to produce a dinner, or he
must trust to the compassion of the feuars of Wolf’s Hope. It was a
dreadful degradation; but necessity was equally imperious and lawless. With
these feelings he entered the street of the village.</p>
<p>Willing to shake himself from his companion as soon as possible, he directed
Mr. Lockhard to Luckie Sma-trash’s change-house, where a din, proceeding
from the revels of Bucklaw, Craigengelt, and their party, sounded half-way down
the street, while the red glare from the window overpowered the grey twilight
which was now settling down, and glimmered against a parcel of old tubs, kegs,
and barrels, piled up in the cooper’s yard, on the other side of the way.</p>
<p>“If you, Mr. Lockhard,” said the old butler to his companion,
“will be pleased to step to the change-house where that light comes from,
and where, as I judge, they are now singing ‘Cauld Kail in
Aberdeen,’ ye may do your master’s errand about the venison, and I
will do mine about Bucklaw’s bed, as I return frae getting the rest of
the vivers. It’s no that the venison is actually needfu’,” he
added, detaining his colleague by the button, “to make up the dinner; but
as a compliment to the hunters, ye ken; and, Mr. Lockhard, if they offer ye a
drink o’ yill, or a cup o’ wine, or a glass o’ brandy,
ye’ll be a wise man to take it, in case the thunner should hae soured
ours at the castle, whilk is ower muckle to be dreaded.”</p>
<p>He then permitted Lockhard to depart; and with foot heavy as lead, and yet far
lighter than his heart, stepped on through the unequal street of the straggling
village, meditating on whom he ought to make his first attack. It was necessary
he should find some one with whom old acknowledged greatness should weigh more
than recent independence, and to whom his application might appear an act of
high dignity, relenting at once and soothing. But he could not recollect an
inhabitant of a mind so constructed. “Our kail is like to be cauld eneugh
too,” he reflected, as the chorus of “Cauld Kail in Aberdeen”
again reached his ears. The minister—he had got his presentation from the
late lord, but they had quarrelled about teinds; the brewster’s
wife—she had trusted long, and the bill was aye scored up, and unless the
dignity of the family should actually require it, it would be a sin to distress
a widow woman. None was so able—but, on the other hand, none was likely
to be less willing—to stand his friend upon the present occasion, than
Gibbie Girder, the man of tubs and barrels already mentioned, who had headed
the insurrection in the matter of the egg and butter subsidy. “But
a’ comes o’ taking folk on the right side, I trow,” quoted
Caleb to himself; “and I had ance the ill hap to say he was but a Johnny
New-come in our town, and the carle bore the family an ill-will ever since. But
he married a bonny young quean, Jean Lightbody, auld Lightbody’s
daughter, him that was in the steading of Loup-the-Dyke; and auld Lightbody was
married himsell to Marion, that was about my lady in the family forty years
syne. I hae had mony a day’s daffing wi’ Jean’s mither, and
they say she bides on wi’ them. The carle has Jacobuses and Georgiuses
baith, an ane could get at them; and sure I am, it’s doing him an honour
him or his never deserved at our hand, the ungracious sumph; and if he loses by
us a’thegither, he is e’en cheap o’t: he can spare it
brawly.”</p>
<p>Shaking off irresolution, therefore, and turning at once upon his heel, Caleb
walked hastily back to the cooper’s house, lifted the latch without
ceremony, and, in a moment, found himself behind the <i>hallan</i>, or
partition, from which position he could, himself unseen, reconnoitre the
interior of the <i>but</i>, or kitchen apartment, of the mansion.</p>
<p>Reverse of the sad menage at the Castle of Wolf’s Crag, a bickering fire
roared up the cooper’s chimney. His wife, on the one side, in her
pearlings and pudding-sleeves, put the last finishing touch to her
holiday’s apparel, while she contemplated a very handsome and
good-humoured face in a broken mirror, raised upon the <i>bink</i> (the shelves
on which the plates are disposed) for her special accommodation. Her mother,
old Luckie Loup-the-Dyke, “a canty carline” as was within twenty
miles of her, according to the unanimous report of the <i>cummers</i>, or
gossips, sat by the fire in the full glory of a grogram gown, lammer beads, and
a clean cockernony, whiffing a snug pipe of tobacco, and superintending the
affairs of the kitchen; for—sight more interesting to the anxious heart
and craving entrails of the desponding seneschal than either buxom dame or
canty cummer—there bubbled on the aforesaid bickering fire a huge pot, or
rather cauldron, steaming with beef and brewis; while before it revolved two
spits, turned each by one of the cooper’s apprentices, seated in the
opposite corners of the chimney, the one loaded with a quarter of mutton, while
the other was graced with a fat goose and a brace of wild ducks. The sight and
scent of such a land of plenty almost wholly overcame the drooping spirits of
Caleb. He turned, for a moment’s space to reconnoitre the <i>ben</i>, or
parlour end of the house, and there saw a sight scarce less affecting to his
feelings—a large round table, covered for ten or twelve persons,
<i>decored</i> (according to his own favourite terms) with <i>napery</i> as
white as snow, grand flagons of pewter, intermixed with one or two silver cups,
containing, as was probable, something worthy the brilliancy of their outward
appearance, clean trenchers, cutty spoons, knives and forks, sharp, burnished,
and prompt for action, which lay all displayed as for an especial festival.</p>
<p>“The devil’s in the peddling tub-coopering carl!” muttered
Caleb, in all the envy of astonishment; “it’s a shame to see the
like o’ them gusting their gabs at sic a rate. But if some o’ that
gude cheer does not find its way to Wolf’s Crag this night, my name is
not Caleb Balderstone.”</p>
<p>So resolving, he entered the apartment, and, in all courteous greeting, saluted
both the mother and the daughter. Wolf’s Crag was the court of the
barony, Caleb prime minister at Wolf’s Crag; and it has ever been
remarked that, though the masculine subject who pays the taxes sometimes growls
at the courtiers by whom they are imposed, the said courtiers continue,
nevertheless, welcome to the fair sex, to whom they furnish the newest
small-talk and the earliest fashions. Both the dames were, therefore, at once
about old Caleb’s neck, setting up their throats together by way of
welcome.</p>
<p>“Ay, sirs, Mr. Balderstone, and is this you? A sight of you is gude for
sair een. Sit down—sit down; the gudeman will be blythe to see
you—ye nar saw him sae cadgy in your life; but we are to christen our bit
wean the night, as ye will hae heard, and doubtless ye will stay and see the
ordinance. We hae killed a wether, and ane o’ our lads has been out
wi’ his gun at the moss; ye used to like wild-fowl.”</p>
<p>“Na, na, gudewife,” said Caleb; “I just keekit in to wish ye
joy, and I wad be glad to hae spoken wi’ the gudeman,
but——” moving, as if to go away.</p>
<p>“The ne’er a fit ye’s gang,” said the elder dame,
laughing and holding him fast, with a freedom which belonged to their old
acquaintance; “wha kens what ill it may bring to the bairn, if ye
owerlook it in that gate?”</p>
<p>“But I’m in a preceese hurry, gudewife,” said the butler,
suffering himself to be dragged to a seat without much resistance; “and
as to eating,” for he observed the mistress of the dwelling bustling
about to place a trencher for him—“as for eating—lack-a-day,
we are just killed up yonder wi’ eating frae morning to night! It’s
shamefu’ epicurism; but that’s what we hae gotten frae the English
pock-puddings.”</p>
<p>“Hout, never mind the English pock-puddings,” said Luckie
Lightbody; “try our puddings, Mr. Balderstone; there is black pudding and
white-hass; try whilk ye like best.”</p>
<p>“Baith gude—baith excellent—canna be better; but the very
smell is eneugh for me that hae dined sae lately (the faithful wretch had
fasted since daybreak). But I wanda affront your housewifeskep, gudewife; and,
with your permission, I’se e’en pit them in my napkin, and eat them
to my supper at e’en, for I am wearied of Mysie’s pastry and
nonsense; ye ken landward dainties aye pleased me best, Marion, and landward
lasses too (looking at the cooper’s wife). Ne’er a bit but she
looks far better than when she married Gilbert, and then she was the bonniest
lass in our parochine and the neist till’t. But gawsie cow, goodly
calf.”</p>
<p>The women smiled at the compliment each to herself, and they smiled again to
each other as Caleb wrapt up the puddings in a towel which he had brought with
him, as a dragoon carries his foraging bag to receive what my fall in his way.</p>
<p>“And what news at the castle?” quo’ the gudewife.</p>
<p>“News! The bravest news ye ever heard—the Lord Keeper’s up
yonder wi’ his fair daughter, just ready to fling her at my lord’s
head, if he winna tak her out o’ his arms; and I’se warrant
he’ll stitch our auld lands of Ravenswood to her petticoat tail.”</p>
<p>“Eh! sirs—ay!—and will hae her? and is she weel-favoured? and
what’s the colour o’ her hair? and does she wear a habit or a
railly?” were the questions which the females showered upon the butler.</p>
<p>“Hout tout! it wad tak a man a day to answer a’ your questions, and
I hae hardly a minute. Where’s the gudeman?”</p>
<p>“Awa’ to fetch the minister,” said Mrs. Girder,
“precious Mr. Peter Bide-the-Bent, frae the Mosshead; the honest man has
the rheumatism wi’ lying in the hills in the persecution.”</p>
<p>“Ay! Whig and a mountain-man, nae less!” said Caleb, with a
peevishness he could not suppress. “I hae seen the day, Luckie, when
worthy Mr. Cuffcushion and the service-book would hae served your turn (to the
elder dame), or ony honest woman in like circumstances.”</p>
<p>“And that’s true too,” said Mrs. Lightbody, “but what
can a body do? Jean maun baith sing her psalms and busk her cockernony the gate
the gudeman likes, and nae ither gate; for he’s maister and mair at hame,
I can tell ye, Mr. Balderstone.”</p>
<p>“Ay, ay, and does he guide the gear too?” said Caleb, to whose
projects masculine rule boded little good.</p>
<p>“Ilka penny on’t; but he’ll dress her as dink as a daisy, as
ye see; sae she has little reason to complain: where there’s ane better
aff there’s ten waur.”</p>
<p>“Aweel, gudewife,” said Caleb, crestfallen, but not beaten off,
“that wasna the way ye guided your gudeman; but ilka land has its ain
lauch. I maun be ganging. I just wanted to round in the gudeman’s lug,
that I heard them say up-bye yonder that Peter Puncheon, that was cooper to the
Queen’s stores at the Timmer Burse at Leith, is dead; sae I though that
maybe a word frae my lord to the Lord Keeper might hae served Gilbert; but
since he’s frae hame——”</p>
<p>“O, but ye maun stay his hame-coming,” said the dame. “I aye
telled the gudeman ye meant weel to him; but he taks the tout at every bit
lippening word.”</p>
<p>“Aweel, I’ll stay the last minute I can.”</p>
<p>“And so,” said the handsome young spouse of Mr. Girder, “ye
think this Miss Ashton is weel-favoured? Troth, and sae should she, to set up
for our young lord, with a face and a hand, and a seat on his horse, that might
become a king’s son. D’ye ken that he aye glowers up at my window,
Mr. Balderstone, when he chaunces to ride thro’ the town? Sae I hae a
right to ken what like he is, as weel as ony body.”</p>
<p>“I ken that brawly,” said Caleb, “for I hae heard his
lordship say the cooper’s wife had the blackest ee in the barony; and I
said, ‘Weel may that be, my lord, for it was her mither’s afore
her, as I ken to my cost.’ Eh, Marion? Ha, ha, ha! Ah! these were merry
days!”</p>
<p>“Hout awa’, auld carle,” said the old dame, “to speak
sic daffing to young folk. But, Jean—fie, woman, dinna ye hear the bairn
greet? I’se warrant it’s that dreary weid has come ower’t
again.”</p>
<p>Up got mother and grandmother, and scoured away, jostling each other as they
ran, into some remote corner of the tenement, where the young hero of the
evening was deposited. When Caleb saw the coast fairly clear, he took an
invigorating pinch of snuff, to sharpen and confirm his resolution.</p>
<p>“Cauld be my cast,” thought he, “if either Bide-the-Bent or
Girder taste that broach of wild-fowl this evening”; and then addressing
the eldest turnspit, a boy of about eleven years old, and putting a penny into
his hand, he said, “Here is twal pennies, my man; carry that ower to Mrs.
Sma’trash, and bid her fill my mill wi’ snishing, and I’ll
turn the broche for ye in the mean time; and she will gie ye a ginge-bread snap
for your pains.”</p>
<p>No sooner was the elder boy departed on this mission than Caleb, looking the
remaining turnspit gravely and steadily in the face, removed from the fire the
spit bearing the wild-fowl of which he had undertaken the charge, clapped his
hat on his head, and fairly marched off with it, he stopped at the door of the
change-house only to say, in a few brief words, that Mr. Hayston of Bucklaw was
not to expect a bed that evening in the castle.</p>
<p>If this message was too briefly delivered by Caleb, it became absolute rudeness
when conveyed through the medium of a suburb landlady; and Bucklaw was, as a
more calm and temperate man might have been, highly incensed. Captain
Craigengelt proposed, with the unanimous applause of all present, that they
should course the old fox (meaning Caleb) ere he got to cover, and toss him in
a blanket. But Lockhard intimated to his master’s servants and those of
Lord Bittlebrains, in a tone of authority, that the slightest impertinence to
the Master of Ravenswood’s domestic would give Sir William Ashton the
highest offence. And having so said, in a manner sufficient to prevent any
aggression on their part, he left the public-house, taking along with him two
servants loaded with such provisions as he had been able to procure, and
overtook Caleb just when he had cleared the village.</p>
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