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<h2> CHAPTER VII </h2>
<p>The cat that fell from the top of the Washington monument, and scampered
off unhurt was killed by a dog at the next corner. Thus a certain
painter-man, winged with canvases and easel, might have been seen to
depart hurriedly from a poppy-sprinkled field, an infuriated Norman
stallion in close attendance, and to fly safely over a stone wall of good
height, only to turn his ankle upon an unconsidered pebble, some ten paces
farther on; the nose of the stallion projected over the wall, snorting joy
thereat. The ankle was one which had turned aforetime; it was an old
weakness: moreover, it was mine. I was the painter-man.</p>
<p>I could count on little less than a week of idleness within the confines
of Les Trois Pigeons; and reclining among cushions in a wicker long-chair
looking out from my pavilion upon the drowsy garden on a hot noontide, I
did not much care. It was cooler indoors, comfortable enough; the open
door framed the courtyard where pigeons were strutting on the gravel walks
between flower-beds. Beyond, and thrown deeper into the perspective by the
outer frame of the great archway, road and fields and forest fringes were
revealed, lying tremulously in the hot sunshine. The foreground gained a
human (though not lively) interest from the ample figure of our maitre d’hotel
reposing in a rustic chair which had enjoyed the shade of an arbour about
an hour earlier, when first occupied, but now stood in the broiling sun.
At times Amedee’s upper eyelids lifted as much as the sixteenth of
an inch, and he made a hazy gesture as if to wave the sun away, or, when
the table-cloth upon his left arm slid slowly earthward, he adjusted it
with a petulant jerk, without material interruption to his siesta.
Meanwhile Glouglou, rolling and smoking cigarettes in the shade of a clump
of lilac, watched with button eyes the noddings of his superior, and, at
the cost of some convulsive writhings, constrained himself to silent
laughter.</p>
<p>A heavy step crunched the gravel and I heard my name pronounced in a deep
inquiring rumble—the voice of Professor Keredec, no less. Nor was I
greatly surprised, since our meeting in the forest had led me to expect
some advances on his part toward friendliness, or, at least, in the
direction of a better acquaintance. However, I withheld my reply for a
moment to make sure I had heard aright.</p>
<p>The name was repeated.</p>
<p>“Here I am,” I called, “in the pavilion, if you wish to
see me.”</p>
<p>“Aha! I hear you become an invalid, my dear sir.” With that
the professor’s great bulk loomed in the doorway against the glare
outside. “I have come to condole with you, if you allow it.”</p>
<p>“To smoke with me, too, I hope,” I said, not a little pleased.</p>
<p>“That I will do,” he returned, and came in slowly, walking
with perceptible lameness. “The sympathy I offer is genuine: it is
not only from the heart, it is from the latissimus dorsi” he
continued, seating himself with a cavernous groan. “I am your
confrere in illness, my dear sir. I have choosed this fine weather for
rheumatism of the back.”</p>
<p>“I hope it is not painful.”</p>
<p>“Ha, it is so-so,” he rumbled, removing his spectacles and
wiping his eyes, dazzled by the sun. “There is more of me than of
most men—more to suffer. Nature was generous to the little germs
when she made this big Keredec; she offered them room for their campaigns
of war.”</p>
<p>“You’ll take a cigarette?”</p>
<p>“I thank you; if you do not mind, I smoke my pipe.”</p>
<p>He took from his pocket a worn leather case, which he opened, disclosing a
small, browned clay bowl of the kind workmen use; and, fitting it with a
red stem, he filled it with a dark and sinister tobacco from a pouch.
“Always my pipe for me,” he said, and applied a match,
inhaling the smoke as other men inhale the light smoke of cigarettes.
“Ha, it is good! It is wicked for the insides, but it is good for
the soul.” And clouds wreathed his great beard like a storm on Mont
Blanc as he concluded, with gusto, “It is my first pipe since
yesterday.”</p>
<p>“That is being a good smoker,” I ventured sententiously;
“to whet indulgence with abstinence.”</p>
<p>“My dear sir,” he protested, “I am a man without even
enough virtue to be an epicure. When I am alone I am a chimney with no
hebdomadary repose; I smoke forever. It is on account of my young friend I
am temperate now.”</p>
<p>“He has never smoked, your young friend?” I asked, glancing at
my visitor rather curiously, I fear.</p>
<p>“Mr. Saffren has no vices.” Professor Keredec replaced his
silver-rimmed spectacles and turned them upon me with serene benevolence.
“He is in good condition, all pure, like little children—and
so if I smoke near him he chokes and has water at the eyes, though he does
not complain. Just now I take a vacation: it is his hour for study, but I
think he looks more out of the front window than at his book. He looks
very much from the window”—there was a muttering of
subterranean thunder somewhere, which I was able to locate in the
professor’s torso, and took to be his expression of a chuckle—“yes,
very much, since the passing of that charming lady some days ago.”</p>
<p>“You say your young friend’s name is Saffren?”</p>
<p>“Oliver Saffren.” The benevolent gaze continued to rest upon
me, but a shadow like a faint anxiety darkened the Homeric brow, and an
odd notion entered my mind (without any good reason) that Professor
Keredec was wondering what I thought of the name. I uttered some
commonplace syllable of no moment, and there ensued a pause during which
the seeming shadow upon my visitor’s forehead became a reality,
deepening to a look of perplexity and trouble. Finally he said abruptly:
“It is about him that I have come to talk to you.”</p>
<p>“I shall be very glad,” I murmured, but he brushed the callow
formality aside with a gesture of remonstrance.</p>
<p>“Ha, my dear sir,” he cried; “but you are a man of
feeling! We are both old enough to deal with more than just these little
words of the mouth! It was the way you have received my poor young
gentleman’s excuses when he was so rude, which make me wish to talk
with you on such a subject; it is why I would not have you believe Mr.
Saffren and me two very suspected individuals who hide here like two bad
criminals!”</p>
<p>“No, no,” I protested hastily. “The name of Professor
Keredec—”</p>
<p>“The name of NO man,” he thundered, interrupting, “can
protect his reputation when he is caught peeping from a curtain! Ha, my
dear sir! I know what you think. You think, ‘He is a nice fine man,
that old professor, oh, very nice—only he hides behind the curtains
sometimes! Very fine man, oh, yes; only he is a spy.’ Eh? Ha, ha!
That is what you have been thinking, my dear sir!”</p>
<p>“Not at all,” I laughed; “I thought you might fear that
<i>I</i> was a spy.”</p>
<p>“Eh?” He became sharply serious upon the instant. “What
made you think that?”</p>
<p>“I supposed you might be conducting some experiments, or perhaps
writing a book which you wished to keep from the public for a time, and
that possibly you might imagine that I was a reporter.”</p>
<p>“So! And THAT is all,” he returned, with evident relief.
“No, my dear sir, I was the spy; it is the truth; and I was spying
upon you. I confess my shame. I wish very much to know what you were like,
what kind of a man you are. And so,” he concluded with an opening of
the hands, palms upward, as if to show that nothing remained for
concealment, “and so I have watched you.”</p>
<p>“Why?” I asked.</p>
<p>“The explanation is so simple: it was necessary.”</p>
<p>“Because of—of Mr. Saffren?” I said slowly, and with
some trepidation.</p>
<p>“Precisely.” The professor exhaled a cloud of smoke. “Because
I am sensitive for him, and because in a certain way I am—how should
it be said?—perhaps it is near the truth to say, I am his guardian.”</p>
<p>“I see.”</p>
<p>“Forgive me,” he rejoined quickly, “but I am afraid you
do not see. I am not his guardian by the law.”</p>
<p>“I had not supposed that you were,” I said.</p>
<p>“Why not?”</p>
<p>“Because, though he puzzled me and I do not understand his case—his
case, so to speak, I have not for a moment thought him insane.”</p>
<p>“Ha, my dear sir, you are right!” exclaimed Keredec, beaming
on me, much pleased. “You are a thousand times right; he is as sane
as yourself or myself or as anybody in the whole wide world! Ha! he is now
much MORE sane, for his mind is not yet confused and becobwebbed with the
useless things you and I put into ours. It is open and clear like the
little children’s mind. And it is a good mind! It is only a little
learning, a little experience, that he lacks. A few months more—ha,
at the greatest, a year from now—and he will not be different any
longer; he will be like the rest of us. Only”—the professor
leaned forward and his big fist came down on the arm of his chair—“he
shall be better than the rest of us! But if strange people were to see him
now,” he continued, leaning back and dropping his voice to a more
confidential tone, “it would not do. This poor world is full of
fools; there are so many who judge quickly. If they should see him now,
they might think he is not just right in his brain; and then, as it could
happen so easily, those same people might meet him again after a while.
‘Ha,’ they would say, ‘there was a time when that young
man was insane. I knew him!’ And so he might go through his life
with those clouds over him. Those clouds are black clouds, they can make
more harm than our old sins, and I wish to save my friend from them. So I
have brought him here to this quiet place where nobody comes, and we can
keep from meeting any foolish people. But, my dear sir”—he
leaned forward again, and spoke emphatically—“it would be
barbarous for men of intelligence to live in the same house and go always
hiding from one another! Let us dine together this evening, if you will,
and not only this evening but every evening you are willing to share with
us and do not wish to be alone. It will be good for us. We are three men
like hermits, far out of the world, but—a thousand saints!—let
us be civilised to one another!”</p>
<p>“With all my heart,” I said.</p>
<p>“Ha! I wish you to know my young man,” Keredec went on.
“You will like him—no man of feeling could keep himself from
liking him—and he is your fellow-countryman. I hope you will be his
friend. He should make friends, for he needs them.”</p>
<p>“I think he has a host of them,” said I, “in Professor
Keredec.”</p>
<p>My visitor looked at me quizzically for a moment, shook his head and
sighed. “That is only one small man in a big body, that Professor
Keredec. And yet,” he went on sadly, “it is all the friends
that poor boy has in this world. You will dine with us to-night?”</p>
<p>Acquiescing cheerfully, I added: “You will join me at the table on
my veranda, won’t you? I can hobble that far but not much farther.”</p>
<p>Before answering he cast a sidelong glance at the arrangement of things
outside the door. The screen of honeysuckle ran partly across the front of
the little porch, about half of which it concealed from the garden and
consequently from the road beyond the archway. I saw that he took note of
this before he pointed to that corner of the veranda most closely screened
by the vines and said:</p>
<p>“May the table be placed yonder?”</p>
<p>“Certainly; I often have it there, even when I am alone.”</p>
<p>“Ha, that is good,” he exclaimed. “It is not human for a
Frenchman to eat in the house in good weather.”</p>
<p>“It is a pity,” I said, “that I should have been such a
bugbear.”</p>
<p>This remark was thoroughly disingenuous, for, although I did not doubt
that anything he told me was perfectly true, nor that he had made as
complete a revelation as he thought consistent with his duty toward the
young man in his charge, I did not believe that his former precautions
were altogether due to my presence at the inn.</p>
<p>And I was certain that while he might fear for his friend some chance
repute of insanity, he had greater terrors than that. As to their nature I
had no clew; nor was it my affair to be guessing; but whatever they were,
the days of security at Les Trois Pigeons had somewhat eased Professor
Keredec’s mind in regard to them. At least, his anxiety was
sufficiently assuaged to risk dining out of doors with only my screen of
honeysuckle between his charge and curious eyes. So much was evident.</p>
<p>“The reproach is deserved,” he returned, after a pause.
“It is to be wished that all our bugbears might offer as pleasant a
revelation, if we had the courage, or the slyness”—he laughed—“to
investigate.”</p>
<p>I made a reply of similar gallantry and he got to his feet, rubbing his
back as he rose.</p>
<p>“Ha, I am old! old! Rheumatism in warm weather: that is ugly. Now I
must go to my boy and see what he can make of his Gibbon. The poor fellow!
I think he finds the decay of Rome worse than rheumatism in summer!”</p>
<p>He replaced his pipe in its case, and promising heartily that it should
not be the last he would smoke in my company and domain, was making slowly
for the door when he paused at a sound from the road.</p>
<p>We heard the rapid hoof-beats of a mettled horse. He crossed our vision
and the open archway: a high-stepping hackney going well, driven by a lady
in a light trap which was half full of wild flowers. It was a quick
picture, like a flash of the cinematograph, but the pose of the lady as a
driver was seen to be of a commanding grace, and though she was not in
white but in light blue, and her plain sailor hat was certainly not
trimmed with roses, I had not the least difficulty in recognising her. At
the same instant there was a hurried clatter of foot-steps upon the
stairway leading from the gallery; the startled pigeons fluttered up from
the garden-path, betaking themselves to flight, and “that other
monsieur” came leaping across the courtyard, through the archway and
into the road.</p>
<p>“Glouglou! Look quickly!” he called loudly, in French, as he
came; “Who is that lady?”</p>
<p>Glouglou would have replied, but the words were taken out of his mouth.
Amedee awoke with a frantic start and launched himself at the archway,
carroming from its nearest corner and hurtling onward at a speed which for
once did not diminish in proportion to his progress.</p>
<p>“That lady, monsieur?” he gasped, checking himself at the
young man’s side and gazing after the trap, “that is Madame d’Armand.”</p>
<p>“Madame d’Armand,” Saffren repeated the name slowly.
“Her name is Madame d’Armand.”</p>
<p>“Yes, monsieur,” said Amedee complacently; “it is an
American lady who has married a French nobleman.”</p>
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