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<h2> XVIII. MORE FUNNY CATS </h2>
<p><span>N</span>EW YORK, being a great mill that grinds off rough corners and operates,
as it seems, for no other purpose than to make each New York inhabitant
and each New York creation a facsimile of every other New York inhabitant
and creation, loves those who introduce the quaint, the strange and the
outlandish—which is to say, anything not after the conventional New
York model. Women have become rich with the discovery of a rag rug or a
corn-husk door-mat.</p>
<p>To Mrs. Montgomery the trip to Peter Lane's shanty-boat was a path to
fame. Her quick perception grasped every detail and saw its value or, to
put it most crudely, its advertising potency. As she, with Mr. and Mrs.
Vandyne, whirled down the smooth bluff road in the Vandyne barouche, she
said: “Anna, I do wish we could have come in an ox-cart, or a-straddle
little donkeys, or in a hay-wagon, at least.”</p>
<p>“My dear! Isn't this comfortable enough?”</p>
<p>“Oh, I was thinking of my talk before the Arts and Crafts Club. It makes
such a difference. It is so conventional to be taken in a carriage. And
probably I'll find your Peter Lane just an ordinary man, and his
shanty-boat nothing but a common houseboat.”</p>
<p>But when the carriage ran into the farmer's yard—it was Sunday—and
the farmer volunteered to show the route to Peter's shanty-boat, and
warned Mrs. Montgomery, after a glance at her handsome furs, that it would
be a rough tramp, her spirits rose again. Perhaps there would be some
local color after all. The event fully satisfied her.</p>
<p>In single file they tramped the long path to the boat, stooping under low
boughs, climbing over fallen tree trunks, dipping into hollows. Rabbits
turned and stared at them and scurried away. Great grapevine swings hung
from the water elms, and when the broad expanse of Big Tree Lake came into
view Mrs. Montgomery stood still and absorbed the scene. It represented
absolute loneliness—acres of waving rice straw, acres of
snow-covered ice and, close under the bank, the low, squat shanty-boat
overshadowed by the leafless willows. It was a romantic setting for her
hermit.</p>
<p>The farmer had brought them by the shorter route, so that they had to
cross the lake, and Peter, gathering driftwood, was amazed to see the
procession issue from the rice and come toward him across the lake.</p>
<p>“That's Peter,” said the farmer. “He acts like he didn't expect comp'ny.”</p>
<p>Peter was standing at the edge of the willows, his arms full of driftwood,
the gray blanket serape with its brilliant red stripes hanging to his
ankles, and a home-made blanket cap pulled down over his ears. He stood
like a statue until they reached him, then doffed his cap politely, and
Mrs. Montgomery saw his eyes and knew this was the artist.</p>
<p>“I guess you'd better step inside my boat, if it's big enough,” said
Peter, “but it's sort of mussy. Maybe you'd like to wait out here 'til I
sweep out. I been whittlin' all morning.”</p>
<p>“We will go in just as it is,” said Mrs. Montgomery promptly. “I want to
see where you work, just as it is when you work.”</p>
<p>Peter looked at her with surprise.</p>
<p>“You ain't mistook in the man you're lookin' for, are you, ma'am?” He
asked. “I'm Peter Lane. I don't work in this boat. Lately I've been
workin' up at the farmer's, sawin' wood.”</p>
<p>Mrs. Montgomery laughed delightedly, and Peter, looking into her eyes,
grinned. He liked this large, wholesome woman.</p>
<p>“You are the man!” said Mrs. Montgomery gaily. “And since Mrs. Vandyne
won't introduce me, I'll introduce myself.”</p>
<p>Peter was justified in his doubts regarding the capacity of his boat, and
the farmer, after trying to feel comfortable inside, went out and sat on
the edge of the deck. The shavings on the floor, the wooden-spoons (there
were but three or four), the boat itself—when she learned Peter had
built it himself—all delighted her. She asked innumerable questions
that would have been impertinent but for her kindly smile, and she was
delighted when she learned that Peter had but one blanket, which was his
coat by day and his bed-clothing by night. But more than all else she
liked Peter's kindly eyes. She explained, in detail, the object of their
visit, and Peter listened politely.</p>
<p>“It's right kind of you to come down so far,” he said when he had heard,
“but I guess I'll have to refuse you, Mrs. Montgomery. I don't seem to
have no desire to make no more funny toys. I guess I won't.”</p>
<p>“I can understand the feeling perfectly,” said Mrs. Montgomery, too wise
to try coaxing. “You have an artist's reluctance to undertake for pay what
you have done for pleasure only.”</p>
<p>“It ain't that,” said Peter. “I just whittled out them toys for a little
feller I had here, because he used to laugh at them. That's all I done it
for, and since he ain't here to laugh, it don't seem as if I could get the
grin into them. I don't know as I can explain; I don't know as you could
understand if I did—”</p>
<p>“But I <i>do</i>, I <i>do</i>,” said Mrs. Montgomery eagerly. “You mean
you lack the sympathetic audience.”</p>
<p>“Maybe so,” said Peter doubtfully. “What I do mean is, that I'd miss the
look in his eyes and how he quirked up his mouth whilst I was cutting out
a toy. Maybe it looks to you like this hand and this old whetted-down
jack-knife was what made them toys, but that ain't so! No, ma'am! All I
done was to take a piece of maple wood and start things going. 'This is
going to be a cat, Buddy,' I'd say, maybe, and he'd sparkle up at me and
say, 'A funny old cat, Uncle Peter!' and then it had got to be a funny old
cat, like he said. And his eyes and his mouth would tell me just how funny
to make that cat, and just how funny not to make it. He sort of seen each
whittle before I seen it myself, and told me how to make it by the look of
his eyes and the way his mouth sort of <i>felt</i> for it until I got it
just right. And then he would laugh. So you see, now that Buddy's gone, I
couldn't—no, I guess I couldn't!”</p>
<p>“And you made no more after Buddy—after he left?”</p>
<p>“He didn't die,” said Peter, “if that's what you mean. He was took away.
Yes'm. I did make a couple. I made a couple more cats to put in the
gunny-sack. But that was because I sort of saw Buddy a sittin' there on
the floor, even when he was gone.”</p>
<p>“But don't you see,” cried Mrs. Montgomery eagerly, “that you can always
see Buddy? Don't you know there are hundreds of other Buddys—boys
and girls—all over the country, and that, as you work, a man of your
imagination can <i>feel</i> their eyes and smiling mouths guiding your
hand and your knife? <i>They</i> want your 'funny cats,' too, Mr. Lane.
Don't you see that you could sit here in your lonely boat, and have all
the children of America clustered about your knee?”</p>
<p>“Yes, I do sort of see it,” said Peter, “but it's a thing I'm liable to
forget any time.”</p>
<p>“But you must not forget it!” exclaimed Mrs. Montgomery. “Your work is too
rare, too valuable to permit you to forget How many artists, do you
suppose, are, like the musicians, able to draw their inspiration face to
face from their audiences? Very few, Mr. Lane. Do you suppose a Dickens
was able to have those for whom he wrote crowded in his workroom? And yet
those he worked to please guided his pen. He heard the laughs and saw the
tears and was guided by them as he chose the words that were to cause the
laughs and tears. You, too, can see the children's faces.”</p>
<p>She paused, for she saw in Peter's eyes that he understood and agreed.</p>
<p>“But then there's another reason I can't whittle more toys,” he said.
“I've got about thirty more cords of wood to saw this winter.”</p>
<p>“But that is not like you!” said Mrs. Montgomery reproachfully. “You see I
know you, Mr. Lane! You are not the man to saw wood when all the Buddys
are eager for your toys.”</p>
<p>“It ain't like me usually,” admitted Peter. “I don't know who's been
telling you about me, but usually I don't do any work I don't have to, and
that's a fact, but certain circumstances—” he hesitated. “You didn't
know why they took Buddy away from me, did you? I wasn't fit to keep him.
I was like a certain woman was always tellin' me, I guess—shiftless
and no-'count—so they took Buddy. And I guess they were right. But
I've changed. It's going to take some time, but I'm going to make money,
and I'm going to be like other folks, and I'm going to get Buddy back. So
you see,” he said, after this outburst, “I've got to saw wood. If it
wasn't for that I'd be right eager to make toys for all the kids you speak
of. It would be a pleasure. But I've got to make some money.”</p>
<p>Mrs. Montgomery stared at him. “You don't mean to tell me—” she
began. “You don't mean to say you thought I wanted you to give up
everything and make toys for <i>nothing?</i>”</p>
<p>“Why, yes,” said Peter.</p>
<p>“But, my dear Mr. <i>Lane!</i>” exclaimed Mrs. Montgomery. “I do believe I
almost persuaded you to do it!” She laughed joyously. “Oh, you <i>are</i>
a true artist! Why, you can make many, many times as much money whittling
jack-knife toys as you could make sawing wood! You can hire your own wood
sawed.”</p>
<p>She descended to details and told him what he could sell the toys for; how
she would tell of them in New York and interest a few dealers.</p>
<p>“You'll be working for Buddy all the while you are working for the other
Buddys,” she ended, “making the home you want while you make the toys that
will make little children happy.”</p>
<p>“That's so,” agreed Peter eagerly, and her battle was won. The rest was
mere detail—her address in New York, prices, samples, Peter's
address, and other similar matters. The farmer was willing enough to hunt
another man to saw his wood. Mrs. Vandyne placed the orders with which she
had been commissioned by the Baptist ladies; Mr. Vandyne—the cashier
of the First National Bank—actually shook Peter's hand in farewell,
and Peter was alone again.</p>
<p>When the voices of his visitors had died in the distance he lifted the
mattress of his bunk and felt under it with his hand until he found a
round, soft ball. He unrolled it and smoothed it out—Buddy's old,
worn stockings, out at knees and toes.</p>
<p>“There, now,” he said, hanging them on a nail under his clock-shelf, “I
guess I ain't afraid to have you look me in the face now.”</p>
<p>“What happened to the child he mentioned?” Mrs. Montgomery asked when she
was snugly rug-enwrapped in the barouche once more.</p>
<p>“I think some society took it,” Mrs. Van-dyne answered. “I'll have Jim
look it up. No doubt Jim can have the boy returned to Peter Lane.”</p>
<p>“I'll do what I can,” said Mr. Vandyne, but Mrs. Montgomery was silent
while the carriage traveled a full mile.</p>
<p>“I wouldn't!” she said at last “No, I wouldn't! You might see that the boy
is where he is properly cared for, but I think it will be best to let the
Jack-knife Man earn the boy himself. I know what he has been, and I can
see what he hopes to be. If he could step outside himself and see as we
see, he would say what I say. The best thing for him is to have something
to work for.”</p>
<p>“He could work for money, like the rest of us,” suggested Mr. Vandyne.</p>
<p>“Oh, you utter Philistine!” cried Mrs. Montgomery. “You must wait until he
gets the habit, and then—!”</p>
<p>“Then what?”</p>
<p>“Then he will have a bank-book,” laughed Mrs. Montgomery.</p>
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<p>The winter passed rapidly enough for Peter. Between the stockings, and the
vision of the children Mrs. Montgomery had conjured up, and his eagerness
to win a home for Buddy, Peter worked as faithfully as an artist should,
and he made many raids on the farmer's wood-pile to secure dry,
well-seasoned, maple wood.</p>
<p>When the vision of Buddy's eyes grew dim Peter was always able to bring it
back by humming Booge's song, and before the winter was over Peter had
crowded his clock shelf with toys and had constructed another shelf, which
was filling rapidly, for while he made many duplicates he kept one of each
for Buddy—“Buddy's menagerie,” he called them. Thus he kept his own
interest alive, too, for when it flagged he made a new animal, making it
as he thought Buddy would like it made and so that it would bring that
happy “Ho! ho! <i>That's</i> a funny old squ'arl, Uncle Peter.”</p>
<p>One letter Peter wrote, soon after the visit to his boat, which was to
Mrs. Vandyne. It brought this answer: “My husband called at the place you
mentioned, but the little girl is there no longer. I can find no trace of
her. Mr. Briggles, I understand, has had to leave this state and no one
knows where he is.”</p>
<p>Peter had no time to go to town. Mrs. Montgomery had been as good as her
word, and had, on her return to New York in midseason, introduced the
“Peter Lane Jack-Knife Toys” to her Arts and Crafts Club, and to two of
those small shops on the Avenue that seem so inconspicuous and yet are
known to every one. The toys, after their first few weeks as a fashionable
fad, settled into a vogue and James Vandyne, whom Mrs. Montgomery had
wisely asked to act as Peter's agent, received letters from other shops,
and from wholesalers, asking for them. The toys were, of course, almost
immediately counterfeited by other dealers, and it was Vandyne who wisely
secured copyrights on Peter's models, and who, later in the winter, sent
Peter a small branding-iron with which he could burn his autograph on each
toy.</p>
<p>Peter's farmer friend stopped at the bank on each trip to town, delivering
the toys, which Vandyne tagged and turned over to the express company. The
farmer brought back such supplies as Peter had commissioned him to buy.
The entire business was crude and unsystematic, even to Peter's method of
packing the toys in hay and sewing the parcels in gunny-sacking, but it
all served. It was naïve.</p>
<p>When the ice in the river went out, and that in Big Tree Lake softened and
honeycombed, Peter put aside his jack-knife for a few days and repaired
the old duck-blind that had been Booge's damp and temporary home, and
built two more, knowing George Rapp and his friends would be down before
long. He built two more bunks in the narrow shanty-boat and cleared a tent
space on the highest ground near the boat, constructing a platform four
feet above the ground, in case the high water should come with the ducks.
All this put a temporary close to his toy-making, but Peter was ready for
Rapp when the first flock of ducks dropped into the lake, and that night
he sent the farmer's hired man to town with a message to Rapp. Late the
next evening Rapp and his two friends found Peter waiting for them at the
road, and the best part of the night was spent getting the provisions and
duck-boats to the slough. The four men dropped asleep the instant they
touched their beds, and it was not until the next morning, when Peter was
cooking breakfast that he had an opportunity to ask a question that had
been in his mind.</p>
<p>“George,” he said, “you didn't ever hear where they took Buddy to, did
you?”</p>
<p>Rapp looked up, and stared at Peter until the match with which he had been
lighting his pipe burned his fingers, and he snapped them with pain.</p>
<p>“Do you mean to tell me you don't know where that boy is?” he asked. “Well—I'll—be—Petered!
Why, Mrs. Potter's got him!”</p>
<p>Peter was holding a plate, but he was quick, and he caught it before it
struck the floor.</p>
<p>“I—I caught that one,” he said in silly fashion.</p>
<p>“You're going to catch something else when Widow Potter sees you,” said
George Rapp.</p>
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