<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_VIII" id="CHAPTER_VIII">CHAPTER VIII</SPAN></h2>
<div class='chaptertitle'>FATHERS AND MOTHERS AND
THINGS LIKE THAT</div>
<p>The Lady Who Likes Little Boys took
Bobby into the house to get him ready while
the man was bringing the 'mobile out to the
gate. The car was waiting long before the
Lady had Bobby ready. She was very slow
about it; first she held him tight and ran her
fingers through his hair; then she put his
hat on, and took it off to smooth his hair
again. Next she brushed his clothes. Finally
she put the puppy in his arms and gathered
up all the presents which Bobby was to
take with him.</p>
<p>There came a sudden honking from the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[61]</SPAN></span>
waiting 'mobile, the Lady hastily kissed
Bobby, put on his hat for the last time, and
led him out of the house. She helped Bobby
into the car and very slowly arranged his
presents about him in the back seat. Then,
reluctantly, she closed the door.</p>
<p>"Aren't you coming with us, Alice?"
asked the man. "The ride will do you good."</p>
<p>"No," she replied, "the day is over for
me.</p>
<p>"Why, the sun hasn't not gone to bed—<em>quite</em>,"
said Bobby, for the edge of the round,
red ball in the West had not yet touched the
horizon.</p>
<p>"All right, son, we're off," said the man
and honked the horn, and the wheels began
to go slowly 'round.</p>
<p>"Wait, Alfred!" called his wife in an unsteady
voice and her hands went out quickly
towards Bobby.</p>
<p>The 'mobile came to a sudden stop, the
Lady opened the door and snatched Bobby
out and to her breast.</p>
<p>"I can't let you go, Bobby. They wouldn't
celebrate your birthday at the Home. They
wouldn't know how."</p>
<p>"I'm afraid it wouldn't be much like a
birthday there; not after this one," said the
man.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[62]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>The Lady put Bobby down and he seized
the opportunity to readjust his hold on the
puppy and to look into his blouse pocket to
see if the precious bit of paper was still
there.</p>
<p>"May I, Alfred?" he heard the Lady Who
Likes Little Boys saying to the man in the
'mobile.</p>
<p>"Alice!" cried the man. "I love you a
thousand times better than ever!"</p>
<p>That seemed a very funny sort of answer
to Bobby; there was no sense in it. He
looked up and found the Lady's arms held
out to him.</p>
<p>"Bobby, would you like to stay with us
and be <em>my</em> little boy? Then, every year
when your birthday comes, we could celebrate
it together."</p>
<p>Bobby's eyes glistened. He looked from
her to the man and back again. They were
both smiling at him.</p>
<p>"Will you be my mothers, then?"</p>
<p>"Yes, dear, I'll be your mother."</p>
<p>Then, forgetting all about the puppy,
which fell to the ground with a surprised
little yelp, Bobby rushed to the Lady Who
Likes Little Boys and threw his arms passionately
about her neck as she knelt to
receive him. They both squeezed just as<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[63]</SPAN></span>
hard as they could and the Lady laughed and
cried and then laughed again.</p>
<p>Bobby sighed with complete happiness.
He had found a birthdays and already that
magical thing was bringing him all sorts of
presents—puppies and perk-<em>wiz</em>its and "glassies"
and mothers and perhaps curly-tailed
little pigs to buy him an edge-cation. He
hugged the Lady again.</p>
<p>"Well, son, you seem to like mothers."</p>
<p>Bobby looked up and saw that the Man
with the Pocketful of Quarters had climbed
out of the 'mobile and was standing over
them.</p>
<p>"Yes'm," replied Bobby and twined his
fingers in the soft hair at the back of the
Lady's neck.</p>
<p>"And fathers, too?" smiled the lady.</p>
<p>Bobby drew back and looked at her with
shining eyes.</p>
<p>"Have I fathers, too?"</p>
<p>"Yes, dear. You will love him because he
likes little boys, too."</p>
<p>Bobby thought that over, then looked up
with a shy smile at the man.</p>
<p>"The Man Who Lets You Play with the
Puppy?" he asked.</p>
<p>"No, dear," said his mothers, "not that
man—The Man with the Pocketful of<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[64]</SPAN></span>
Quarters. Will you shake hands with him?"</p>
<p>"Why <em>he's</em> the Man Who Lets You Play
with the Puppy, too!" said Bobby, anticipating
the fact.</p>
<p>"Already he's found me out!" laughed the
man.</p>
<p>Smilingly, Bobby held out his hand to his
fathers.</p>
<div class='center'>THE END<br/><br/></div>
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