<h4>CHAPTER XXIII.</h4>
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<p>The horses of the smugglers were accustomed to hard service, and
therefore soon refreshed, so that when we again mounted, they wanted
but little of the vigour with which they had at first set out. Still,
however, twenty leagues lay between us and Barcelona, and since my
unfortunate encounter with the trooper, the necessity became more
urgent of arriving there with all speed. Nevertheless, it was in vain
that we spurred on as rapidly as we could, even little Achilles
exerting himself in proportion to his ideas of the danger; night fell
upon our journey ere it was more than two thirds finished, and as we
could not arrive before the gates were shut, we were obliged to pause
and await the return of day at a small town about ten miles from
Barcelona. Here, however, all was quiet, and I judged from the
tranquillity that no news had yet reached this place from Lerida;
concluding, also, that the soldado, whose wounded horse must have been
soon exhausted, had not yet passed through. In this case there was
still hope of arriving at the city before the insurrection was known,
so that we might embark on board any vessel about to quit the port
immediately, or even hire one of the light boats that are continually
running across the Gulf of Lyons, between Barcelona and Marseilles.
The next morning, an hour before day-break, we were again upon our
journey, and arrived at the gates of the city not long after they were
opened. A crowd of country people were going in, carrying fruit and
milk, and other articles of consumption to the town, and mingling
amongst the horses and mules that bore these supplies, we endeavoured
to pass in unnoticed. All proceeded very well for some way, till we
passed the guard-house near the inner gate: in fact, we had proceeded
a few paces beyond, when suddenly a couple of soldiers rushed out,
half a dozen more followed, and I was knocked off my horse by a
violent blow on my head, which they chose to bestow upon me with a
prospective view to prevent my resisting.</p>
<p>As soon as I was on my feet again, the cause of this brutal conduct
became evident, without question, as my good friend, the trooper, from
Lerida, was the first person that met my eyes. "Ha! ha!" cried he,
coming before me, while the others pinioned my arms behind, and
shaking his clenched hand in my face, with a grin of unutterable
rage--"Ha! ha! we have thee now; and, by the soul of a Castilian, I
would pluck thy heart out with my own hands, did not the viceroy wish
to examine thee himself. But never fear! before two hours be over,
thou, too, shalt have a flight from a cannon's mouth!"</p>
<p>My situation was not a very agreeable one, but yet it was not one that
impressed me with much fear. Indeed, it was never any circumstances of
mere personal danger that much agitated me. Anything that touched me
through my affections, or through my imagination, ever had a great and
visible effect upon my mind; but to all which came in the simple form
of bodily danger, I was, I believe, constitutionally callous.</p>
<p>While the soldiers were engaged in pinioning my arms with cords, which
they drew so tight as almost to tear my flesh, some of their
companions dismounted my trembling little companion, and as his
excessive fear and non-resistant qualities were very evident, they did
not think it necessary to decorate his wrists with the same sort of
strict bracelets which they had adapted to mine, but simply led him
along after me in a kind of procession towards the arsenal; whither,
it seems, the viceroy had removed from his own palace the night
before, on the news of the insurrection at Lerida. The way was long,
and I believe the brutal Castilians found a sort of pleasure in
parading us through the various streets, and showing to the populace a
new instance of the height to which the daring authority they assumed
might be carried. Their insolence, however, seemed to me, even from
the glances of the people as we passed, to be likely to receive a
check sooner than they imagined. Not a Catalonian did we approach, but
I recognised that flash in his eye, which told of a burning and
indignant heart within; and though they suffered themselves to be
shouldered by the licentious and ill-disciplined soldiers as we went
along, it was with a bent brow and clenched teeth, which seemed to
say, "The day of retribution is at hand!"</p>
<p>As we approached the arsenal, I caught a glimpse of the wide, grand
ocean; and there was something in the sight of its vast free waves,
which seemed to reproach me with the bonds I suffered to rest upon my
hands. I believe, involuntarily, I made an effort to burst them
asunder, for one of the guard, seeing some movement of my hands,
struck me a violent blow with the pommel of his sword, exclaiming,
"What! trying to escape! Do so again, and I will send a ball through
your brains!"</p>
<p>I was silent, giving him a glance of contempt, which only excited his
laughter, and calling to his companions, he bade them look at the
proud Frenchman. Patience was the only remedy; and still maintaining
my silence, though I own it cost me no small effort, I suffered them
to lead me on, with many a taunt and insult, till we arrived at the
port and arsenal. Here I was dragged through two large courts, and
conducted into a stone hall, where I was subjected, for near an hour,
to the insolent jeering of the soldiery, while the Count de Saint
Colomma, then Viceroy, finished his breakfast.</p>
<p>To all they could say, however, I answered nothing, which enraged them
more than anything I could have replied.</p>
<p>"Have you cut out his tongue, Hernan?" asked one of the soldiers.</p>
<p>"No," replied the other, "though he well deserves it; I spared it to
speak to the Viceroy."</p>
<p>"Slit it then, as they do the magpies to make them speak," said a
third.</p>
<p>"Ob, the viceroy will find him a tongue," replied the first. "Mind you
that sullen boor, that would not betray the conspiracy at Taragona;
and how the Count of Molino, who then commanded our <i>tercia</i>, found a
way to make him speak?"</p>
<p>"How was that?" demanded one of the others; "I served in the tenth
<i>legero</i> then, and was not present."</p>
<p>"Why, he made us tie him on a table," answered the first, "and then
fix a nice wet napkin over his face, pricking some holes in it,
however, or it would have smothered him altogether, they say. As it
was, every breath was like the gasp of a dying man, it was so hard to
draw it through the cloth! and one might see his fists clenching with
the agony, and his feet drawn up every time we poured a fresh ladleful
of water over his face. Every now and then, Don Antonio told him to
stretch out his hand when he would confess; but he bore it stoutly,
till the blood began to ooze out of his eyes and ears, and then he
could not hold to it any longer, but stretched out his hand, and
betrayed the whole story; after which, the conde was merciful, and had
him hanged without more ado."</p>
<p>It was fortunate for poor little Achilles, who sat beside me, that his
knowledge of Spanish did not extend to the comprehension of a single
word that passed, or this story would probably have bereft him of the
little life he had left. Terror had already made him as silent as the
grave--for which quality of silence he had never been very conspicuous
before--and he sat with his eyes staring and meaningless, his mouth
half open, his feet drawn up under the bench, and his hands laid flat
upon his knees--the very image of folly struck dumb with fright. There
was something so naturally small and unmeaning in his whole
appearance, that the soldiers seemed to look upon him altogether as a
cipher; and, in this respect, his insignificance for some time stood
him in as good stead as the armour of his namesake; but at length,
finding that they could draw nothing from me, my companion's look of
terror caught the Castilians' attention, and they were proceeding to
exercise their guard-room wit at the expense of poor little Achilles,
when suddenly the noise of drums and trumpets was heard, announcing,
as I found by their observations, that the viceroy was retiring from
the great hall to his own cabinet.</p>
<p>In a few minutes, a messenger arrived with orders for the officer of
the guard to conduct the prisoners to his presence; but in the lax
state of discipline which seemed to reign amongst the Castilian troops
in Catalonia, it was not surprising that no officer could be found. I
was placed, however, between two soldiers, and, with some attention to
military form, led up the grand staircase towards the cabinet of the
viceroy, at the door of which I was detained till the messenger had
announced my attendance.</p>
<p>The pause was not long; for shortly the door again opened, and I was
told in a harsh tone to go in, which I instantly complied with,
followed by little Achilles, while the soldiers and the Viceroy's
officer remained without.</p>
<p>The scene which presented itself was very different from that which I
had anticipated. The room was large and lofty, lighted by two high
windows, commanding a view of the sea, and altogether possessing an
air of cheerfulness rarely found in the interior of Spanish houses.
The furniture was luxurious, even amidst a luxurious nation. Fine
arras and tapestry, carpets of the richest figures, cushions covered
with cloth of gold, tables and chairs inlaid with silver, and a
thousand other rare and curious objects that I now forget, met the eye
in every direction; while on the walls appeared some of the most
exquisite paintings that the master-hand of Velasquez ever produced.
It put me strongly in mind of the saloon in the Marquis de St. Brie's
<i>pavilion de chasse</i>; but the lords of these two splendid chambers
were as opposite, at least in appearance, as any two men could be.</p>
<p>Seated in an ivory chair,<SPAN name="div4Ref_05" href="#div4_05"><sup>[5]</sup></SPAN> somewhat resembling in form the curule
chair of the ancient Romans, appeared a short fat man, not unlike the
renowned governor of Barataria, as described by Cervantes; I mean in
his figure; the excessive rotundity of which was such, that the paunch
of Sancho himself would have ill borne the comparison. His face,
though full in proportion, had no coarseness in it. The skin was of a
clear pale brown, and the features small, but rather handsome. The
eyebrows were high, and strongly marked, the eyes large and calm, and
the expression of the countenance, on the whole, noble and dignified,
but not powerful. It offered lines of talent, it is true, but few of
thought; and there was a degree of sleepy listlessness in the whole
air of the head, which to my mind spoke a luxurious and idle
disposition. The dress of the Viceroy--for such was the person before
me--smacked somewhat of the habits which I mentally attributed to him.
Instead of the stiff <i>fraise</i>, or raised ruff, round the neck, still
almost universally worn in Spain, he had adopted the falling collar of
lace, which left his neck and throat at full liberty. His
<i>justaucorps</i> of yellow silk had doubtless caused the tailor some
trouble to fashion it dexterously to the protuberance of his stomach;
but still many of the points of this were left open, showing a shirt
of the finest lawn. His hat and plume, buttoned with a sapphire of
immense value, lay upon a table before him; and as I entered, he put
it on for an instant, as representative of the sovereign, but
immediately after, again laid it down, and left his head uncovered,
for the sake of the free air, which breathed sweetly in at one of the
open windows, and fanned him as he leaned back on the cushions of his
chair.</p>
<p>Behind the viceroy stood his favourite negro slave, splendidly dressed
in the Oriental costume, with a turban of gold muslin on his head, and
bracelets of gold upon his naked arms. He was a tall, powerful man;
and there was something noble and fine in the figure of the black,
with his upright carriage, and the free bearing of every limb, that
one looked for in vain in the idle listlessness of his lord. His
distance from the viceroy was but a step, so that he could lean over
the chair and catch any remark which his lord might choose to address
to him, in however low a tone it was made, and at the same time, he
kept his hand resting upon the rich hilt of a long dagger; which
seemed to show that he was there as a sort of guard, as well as a
servant, there being no one else in the room when we entered.</p>
<p>I advanced a few steps into the room, followed, as I have said, by
Achilles alone, and paused at a small distance from the Viceroy, on a
sign he made me with his hand, intimating that I had approached near
enough. After considering me for a moment or two in silence, he
addressed me in a sweet musical voice. "I perceive, sir," said he,
"notwithstanding the disarray of your dress, and the dust and dirt
with which you are covered, that you are originally a gentleman--I am
seldom mistaken in such things. Is it not so?"</p>
<p>"In the present instance your excellence is perfectly right," replied
I; "and the only reason for my appearing before the Viceroy of
Catalonia in such a deranged state of dress, is the brutal conduct of
a party of soldiery, who seized upon me while travelling peacefully on
the high road, and brought me here without allowing me even a moment's
repose."</p>
<p>"I thought I was right," rejoined the viceroy, somewhat raising his
voice: "but do you know, young sir, that your being a gentleman
greatly aggravates the crime of which you are guilty. The vulgar herd,
brought up without that high sense of honour which a gentleman
receives in his very birth, commit not half so great a crime when they
lend themselves to base and mean actions, as a gentleman does, who
sullies himself and his class with anything dishonourable and wrong.
From the mean, what can be expected but meanness, and consequently the
crime remains without aggravation? but when the well born, and the
well educated, derogate from their station, and mingle in base
schemes, their punishment should be, not only that inflicted by
society on those that trouble its repose, but a separate punishment
should be added, for the breach of all the honourable ties imposed
upon a gentleman--for the stigma they cast upon high birth--and from
the certainty, in their case, that they fall into error with their
eyes open--what say you, sir?"</p>
<p>"I think your excellence is perfectly right," replied I, the Viceroy's
observations having given me time to lay down a line of conduct for
myself; "I have always thought so, from the time I could reason for
myself; and such have been always the principles instilled into my
mind."</p>
<p>"Then what excuse, sir, have you," demanded the viceroy, rather
surprised at the calmness with which I agreed to all his
corollaries--"what excuse have you for meanly insinuating yourself
into another country, and, by the basest arts, stirring up the people
to sedition and revolt?"</p>
<p>"If I had done so, my lord," replied I, "I should be without excuse,
and the severest punishment you could inflict would not be more than I
merited. But I deny that I ever did so; and more! I can prove it
impossible that I should have done so, from the short space of time
which I have been in Spain, not allowing opportunity for such a crime
as has been imputed to me. This is the third day I have been in this
country."</p>
<p>The viceroy looked over his shoulder to his slave, who, stooping
forward, listened, while his lord said, in a low tone, "You were
right, Scipio--I am glad I looked to this myself--I am afraid I must
exert myself, or these rude soldados will stir up the people to worse
than even that of Lerida:" then turning to me, he added, in a louder
voice, "I looked upon your guilt, sir, as so evident a matter, that I
did not think you would have had the boldness even to deny it; but as
you do, it is but just that you hear the charge against you. It is
this, that you, a subject of Louis the French king, have, together
with many others, found your way into this province of Catalonia, and,
as spies and traitors, have instigated the people to revolt against
their liege lord and sovereign Philip the Fourth; in evidence of
which, a Castilian trooper of the eleventh <i>tercia</i> deposes to having
seen you with the rebels now in arms at Lerida, and that, moreover,
you overtook him on the road hither, and with other rebels at the
village of Meila, would have slain him, had it not been for the
goodness and speed of his horse. What can you reply to this?"</p>
<p>"Merely that it is false," replied I; "and if your Excellence will
permit, I will tell my tale against his, and leave it to your wisdom
to find means of judging which is false and which is true."</p>
<p>"Proceed! proceed!" said the viceroy, throwing himself back in his
chair, seemingly tired with an exertion that was probably not usual
with him, and had only been called up by the pressing circumstances of
the times--circumstances which his own inactivity had suffered to
become much more dangerous than he thought them even now. "Proceed,
sir; but do not make your tale a long one, for I have many important
things to attend to."</p>
<p>"It shall be a very short one, my Lord," I replied: "my reason for
quitting my own country, Bearn, was that I had slain a man who
attempted to strike me----"</p>
<p>"A gentleman, or a serf?" demanded the Viceroy.</p>
<p>"He was in the <i>classe bourgeoise</i>," replied I.</p>
<p>"You did very right," said the Viceroy; "go on."</p>
<p>"To escape the immediate consequences," I continued, "I fled across
the Pyrenees, guided by some Spanish smugglers, who conducted me to a
village not far from Jacca, whence I intended to proceed to Barcelona,
and thence embark for Marseilles. From Marseilles, I intended to
proceed to Paris, and there negotiate my pardon, so that I might
eventually return to my own country in security."</p>
<p>"But," said the Viceroy, "what did you at Lerida? That town lies not
in your road from Jacca to Barcelona."</p>
<p>"My Lord, I never was at Lerida," replied I; "though I have been in
Spain before, I never was within the gates of Lerida in my life." The
viceroy looked over his shoulder to his African confidant, saying, in
the same low tone with which he had formerly addressed him, "Mark his
words, Scipio!" then, turning to me, he asked, with rather a heedless
air, "Then I am to believe, young sir, that the whole tale of the
soldier who accuses you is false, and that you and he never met till,
for the purpose of plundering you, or something of the same nature, he
seized you this morning at the city gates?"</p>
<p>"Not so, my Lord," I answered; "far be it from me to say so, for I
have a heavy charge myself to lay against that soldier. He overtook me
yesterday on the high road, seized upon my attendant's horse, and
raised his hand to strike me for opposing him."</p>
<p>"Good!" exclaimed the Viceroy. "Had you denied meeting him you were
undone, for he gave last night a full description of your person. I
now hear you with more confidence. Explain to me how, then, you
happened to be on the road between Barcelona and Lerida, which is
quite as much out of your way from Jacca as Lerida itself."</p>
<p>"Your Excellence will remember, that I said I was guided by
smugglers," I replied; "these smugglers were bound to Lerida; but they
assured me that they would put me in the high road to Barcelona, after
which I could not miss my way. They kept their word; and I proceeded
safely and quietly on my journey, till, arriving at a village which
your Excellence calls, I think, Meila, I stopped for a few hours to
rest my horses. Here I was overtaken by this soldier, who, without
asking permission, or making an excuse, seized upon my servant's
horse, and on my opposing him, raised his hand to strike me. I threw
him back on the pavement, and the villagers, rushing out of their
houses, would, I believe, have murdered him, had I not interfered; for
which good office, no sooner was he on horseback, than he fired his
carbine at my head, the ball of which missed me, but wounded one of
the peasants in the face."</p>
<p>The viceroy paused for a moment, while the African whispered to him
over his shoulder, in so low a tone that the words did not reach me.</p>
<p>"Did you, then, not hear any report of a revolt at Lerida?" demanded
the viceroy, at length.</p>
<p>"I did," replied I, "at Meila; and before that I heard the sound of
cannon and musketry from the side of Lerida."</p>
<p>"Can your attendant speak Spanish?"</p>
<p>"Not a word."</p>
<p>"Does he understand it?"</p>
<p>"No."</p>
<p>The Viceroy, while he spoke, looked steadfastly at Achilles, whose
face happily betrayed nothing but the most confirmative stupidity of
aspect; he then called him forward in French, and bade him detail what
had occurred during the course of the foregoing day. The little player
had by this time, in some degree, recovered his intellects, and
hearing the mild tone in which the viceroy had hitherto questioned me,
as well as the calmness with which he addressed him himself, his
<i>penchant</i> for bombast was excited by the solemnity of the occasion,
and the presence of a representative of royalty, and he poured forth a
stupendous piece of eloquence, such as he thought the ears of a
Viceroy required.</p>
<p>"May it please your sublime Highness," said he, "the following is a
true account of what occurred to my noble and estimable lord, and to
myself, during our woful peregrinations of yesterday; and if it is not
the exact and simple verity, may all the stars of the golden firmament
fall upon my head and crush me into atoms!"</p>
<p>The viceroy looked back to the African and laughed; but the slave,
whose Oriental imagination was perhaps more in harmony with the
tumidity of little Achilles's style, than the more refined taste of
his lord, opened his large eyes, and seemed to think it very fine
indeed. Neither of them interrupted him, however, and the player
proceeded.</p>
<p>"Shortly after Aurora had drawn back the curtains of the Sun, and
Phœbus himself jumped out of bed and began running up the arch of
heaven, the illicit dealers, who had been hitherto our guides, our
guards, and our suttlers, all in one, left us, to proceed themselves I
know not where. We were now upon the broad and substantial causeway
which leads from the far-famed city of Lerida--as I am given to
understand, for I never was there--to this renowned metropolis of
Catalonia, when, I being much fatigued with the unwonted extension of
my legs across the back of my equine quadruped, my noble and
considerate lord permitted me to stop and repose my weary limbs at a
small pot-house by the road-side. Suddenly, after we had been there
about an hour, loud roared the cannon, and quick beat the drum; and my
lord not loving tumults amongst the people, as he said, and I not
loving tumults amongst the cannon, we got upon horseback, and rode on
till our horses could go no farther. Truly, I was thankful that their
weariness came to back my own, or verily, I believe, that my lord,
whose thighs must be made of cast iron, would not have left a bit of
skin upon me, by riding on till night. However, we stopped; and, by
the blessing of God, I lay down to take what the people of this land
call a <i>siesta</i>, but what I call a nap; when, after having lain in the
arms of Somnus for about half an hour, (four hours, he should have
said,) I was startled by the tremendous sound of a musket, and
incontinent, crept under the bed, from whence I was dragged out
shortly after by my master, mounted on the awful pinnacle of my
horse's back, and compelled to ride on to another village, where we
slept in quiet until day this morning. After that, we proceeded to
these hospitable walls, where a generous soldier rushed forth upon us,
and invited us in with a pressing courtesy which was not to be
resisted. He bestowed upon my lord a long piece of cord, which your
sublime majesty may observe upon his wrists. Me he decorated not in
the same manner, but they took care of both our horses and----"</p>
<p>"Hold!" said the Viceroy, "I have heard enough.--You said," continued
he, turning to me, "that you had been in Spain before. Where did you
then reside, and to whom were you known?"</p>
<p>"I resided at Saragossa," replied I, "and was known to the corregidor,
and to the Chevalier de Montenero."</p>
<p>"The Conde de Montenero!" said the Viceroy. "Good! I expect him here
this very day, or to-morrow at the farthest. If he witness in your
favour, your history needs no other confirmation; for though a
foreigner, all Spain knows his honour."</p>
<p>"A foreigner!" exclaimed I: "is he not a Spaniard?"</p>
<p>"Certainly not," answered the Viceroy; "knew you not that? But to
speak of yourself; mark me, young sir, you are safe for the present,
for your story bears the air of truth; but woe to you if you have
deceived me, for you shall die under tortures such as you never
dreamed of; and to show you that in such things I will no longer be
trifled with between these cut-throat soldiers and the factious
peasantry, I will instantly order your accuser to have the strappado
till his back be flayed. By the Mother of Heaven! I will no longer
have my repose troubled at every hour with the rapacity of these base
soldados, and the turbulence of the still baser serfs." And the full
countenance of the Count took on an air of stern determination, which
I had not before imagined that it could assume. "Scipio," continued he
to the negro, "see that these two be placed in security, where they
may be well treated, but cannot escape; bid my secretary, when he
arrives from the palace, take both their names in writing, and note
down their separate stories from their own mouths. Henceforth, I will
investigate each case to the most minute particular; and, be it
peasant or be it soldier that commits a crime, he shall find that I
can be a Draco, and write my laws in blood."</p>
<p>His resolution unfortunately came somewhat too late, for his indolence
and inactivity had permitted the growth of a spirit that no measures
could now quell. The hatred between the soldiery and the people had
been nourished by the incessant outrages which the former had been
suffered to commit under the lax government of the Count de St.
Colomma; and now that the populace had drawn the sword to avenge
themselves, they were not likely to sheath it till they had done so
effectually.</p>
<p>When he had finished speaking, the viceroy threw himself back in his
chair, fatigued with the unwonted exertion he had made, and waving his
hand, signed to us to withdraw, with which, as may be supposed, we
were not long in complying. The African followed us; and being again
placed between two soldiers, we were conducted to a small low-roofed
room, which filled up the vacancy between the two principal floors in
that body of the building. The soldier who had been my accuser did not
fail to follow, addressing many a triumphant jest upon our situation
to the negro. The slave affected to laugh at them all heartily, but
was, I believe, amusing himself with very different thoughts; for the
moment we were safely lodged in the room he had chosen, he beckoned
our good friend the soldier forward, and made him untie my hands. As
he did so, an impulse I could scarcely resist almost made me seize him
and dash his head against the floor; but the negro avenged me more
fully, for he instantly commanded the other soldiers, with a tone of
authority they dared not disobey, to bind the delinquent with the same
cord, and taking him down into the court, to give him fifty blows of
the strappado, and farther, to keep him in strict confinement till the
Viceroy's farther pleasure was known. "Ha, ha, ha!" cried he to the
soldier, with a grin, that showed every milk-white tooth in his head;
"Ha, ha, ha! why do you not laugh now?" And having placed a guard at
our door, he left us.</p>
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