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<p>Pondering on his unhappy lot, Joe sat and listened for a long time,
expecting every moment to hear their creaking footsteps on the stairs, or
to be greeted by his worthy father with a summons to capitulate
unconditionally, and deliver himself up straightway. But neither voice nor
footstep came; and though some distant echoes, as of closing doors and
people hurrying in and out of rooms, resounding from time to time through
the great passages, and penetrating to his remote seclusion, gave note of
unusual commotion downstairs, no nearer sound disturbed his place of
retreat, which seemed the quieter for these far-off noises, and was as
dull and full of gloom as any hermit’s cell.</p>
<p>It came on darker and darker. The old-fashioned furniture of the chamber,
which was a kind of hospital for all the invalided movables in the house,
grew indistinct and shadowy in its many shapes; chairs and tables, which
by day were as honest cripples as need be, assumed a doubtful and
mysterious character; and one old leprous screen of faded India leather
and gold binding, which had kept out many a cold breath of air in days of
yore and shut in many a jolly face, frowned on him with a spectral aspect,
and stood at full height in its allotted corner, like some gaunt ghost who
waited to be questioned. A portrait opposite the window—a queer, old
grey-eyed general, in an oval frame—seemed to wink and doze as the
light decayed, and at length, when the last faint glimmering speck of day
went out, to shut its eyes in good earnest, and fall sound asleep. There
was such a hush and mystery about everything, that Joe could not help
following its example; and so went off into a slumber likewise, and
dreamed of Dolly, till the clock of Chigwell church struck two.</p>
<p>Still nobody came. The distant noises in the house had ceased, and out of
doors all was quiet; save for the occasional barking of some deep-mouthed
dog, and the shaking of the branches by the night wind. He gazed
mournfully out of window at each well-known object as it lay sleeping in
the dim light of the moon; and creeping back to his former seat, thought
about the late uproar, until, with long thinking of, it seemed to have
occurred a month ago. Thus, between dozing, and thinking, and walking to
the window and looking out, the night wore away; the grim old screen, and
the kindred chairs and tables, began slowly to reveal themselves in their
accustomed forms; the grey-eyed general seemed to wink and yawn and rouse
himself; and at last he was broad awake again, and very uncomfortable and
cold and haggard he looked, in the dull grey light of morning.</p>
<p>The sun had begun to peep above the forest trees, and already flung across
the curling mist bright bars of gold, when Joe dropped from his window on
the ground below, a little bundle and his trusty stick, and prepared to
descend himself.</p>
<p>It was not a very difficult task; for there were so many projections and
gable ends in the way, that they formed a series of clumsy steps, with no
greater obstacle than a jump of some few feet at last. Joe, with his stick
and bundle on his shoulder, quickly stood on the firm earth, and looked up
at the old Maypole, it might be for the last time.</p>
<p>He didn’t apostrophise it, for he was no great scholar. He didn’t curse
it, for he had little ill-will to give to anything on earth. He felt more
affectionate and kind to it than ever he had done in all his life before,
so said with all his heart, ‘God bless you!’ as a parting wish, and turned
away.</p>
<p>He walked along at a brisk pace, big with great thoughts of going for a
soldier and dying in some foreign country where it was very hot and sandy,
and leaving God knows what unheard-of wealth in prize-money to Dolly, who
would be very much affected when she came to know of it; and full of such
youthful visions, which were sometimes sanguine and sometimes melancholy,
but always had her for their main point and centre, pushed on vigorously
until the noise of London sounded in his ears, and the Black Lion hove in
sight.</p>
<p>It was only eight o’clock then, and very much astonished the Black Lion
was, to see him come walking in with dust upon his feet at that early
hour, with no grey mare to bear him company. But as he ordered breakfast
to be got ready with all speed, and on its being set before him gave
indisputable tokens of a hearty appetite, the Lion received him, as usual,
with a hospitable welcome; and treated him with those marks of
distinction, which, as a regular customer, and one within the freemasonry
of the trade, he had a right to claim.</p>
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<p>This Lion or landlord,—for he was called both man and beast, by
reason of his having instructed the artist who painted his sign, to convey
into the features of the lordly brute whose effigy it bore, as near a
counterpart of his own face as his skill could compass and devise,—was
a gentleman almost as quick of apprehension, and of almost as subtle a
wit, as the mighty John himself. But the difference between them lay in
this: that whereas Mr Willet’s extreme sagacity and acuteness were the
efforts of unassisted nature, the Lion stood indebted, in no small amount,
to beer; of which he swigged such copious draughts, that most of his
faculties were utterly drowned and washed away, except the one great
faculty of sleep, which he retained in surprising perfection. The creaking
Lion over the house-door was, therefore, to say the truth, rather a
drowsy, tame, and feeble lion; and as these social representatives of a
savage class are usually of a conventional character (being depicted, for
the most part, in impossible attitudes and of unearthly colours), he was
frequently supposed by the more ignorant and uninformed among the
neighbours, to be the veritable portrait of the host as he appeared on the
occasion of some great funeral ceremony or public mourning.</p>
<p>‘What noisy fellow is that in the next room?’ said Joe, when he had
disposed of his breakfast, and had washed and brushed himself.</p>
<p>‘A recruiting serjeant,’ replied the Lion.</p>
<p>Joe started involuntarily. Here was the very thing he had been dreaming
of, all the way along.</p>
<p>‘And I wish,’ said the Lion, ‘he was anywhere else but here. The party
make noise enough, but don’t call for much. There’s great cry there, Mr
Willet, but very little wool. Your father wouldn’t like ‘em, I know.’</p>
<p>Perhaps not much under any circumstances. Perhaps if he could have known
what was passing at that moment in Joe’s mind, he would have liked them
still less.</p>
<p>‘Is he recruiting for a—for a fine regiment?’ said Joe, glancing at
a little round mirror that hung in the bar.</p>
<p>‘I believe he is,’ replied the host. ‘It’s much the same thing, whatever
regiment he’s recruiting for. I’m told there an’t a deal of difference
between a fine man and another one, when they’re shot through and
through.’</p>
<p>‘They’re not all shot,’ said Joe.</p>
<p>‘No,’ the Lion answered, ‘not all. Those that are—supposing it’s
done easy—are the best off in my opinion.’</p>
<p>‘Ah!’ retorted Joe, ‘but you don’t care for glory.’</p>
<p>‘For what?’ said the Lion.</p>
<p>‘Glory.’</p>
<p>‘No,’ returned the Lion, with supreme indifference. ‘I don’t. You’re right
in that, Mr Willet. When Glory comes here, and calls for anything to drink
and changes a guinea to pay for it, I’ll give it him for nothing. It’s my
belief, sir, that the Glory’s arms wouldn’t do a very strong business.’</p>
<p>These remarks were not at all comforting. Joe walked out, stopped at the
door of the next room, and listened. The serjeant was describing a
military life. It was all drinking, he said, except that there were
frequent intervals of eating and love-making. A battle was the finest
thing in the world—when your side won it—and Englishmen always
did that. ‘Supposing you should be killed, sir?’ said a timid voice in one
corner. ‘Well, sir, supposing you should be,’ said the serjeant, ‘what
then? Your country loves you, sir; his Majesty King George the Third loves
you; your memory is honoured, revered, respected; everybody’s fond of you,
and grateful to you; your name’s wrote down at full length in a book in
the War Office. Damme, gentlemen, we must all die some time, or another,
eh?’</p>
<p>The voice coughed, and said no more.</p>
<p>Joe walked into the room. A group of half-a-dozen fellows had gathered
together in the taproom, and were listening with greedy ears. One of them,
a carter in a smockfrock, seemed wavering and disposed to enlist. The
rest, who were by no means disposed, strongly urged him to do so
(according to the custom of mankind), backed the serjeant’s arguments, and
grinned among themselves. ‘I say nothing, boys,’ said the serjeant, who
sat a little apart, drinking his liquor. ‘For lads of spirit’—here
he cast an eye on Joe—‘this is the time. I don’t want to inveigle
you. The king’s not come to that, I hope. Brisk young blood is what we
want; not milk and water. We won’t take five men out of six. We want
top-sawyers, we do. I’m not a-going to tell tales out of school, but,
damme, if every gentleman’s son that carries arms in our corps, through
being under a cloud and having little differences with his relations, was
counted up’—here his eye fell on Joe again, and so good-naturedly,
that Joe beckoned him out. He came directly.</p>
<p>‘You’re a gentleman, by G—!’ was his first remark, as he slapped him
on the back. ‘You’re a gentleman in disguise. So am I. Let’s swear a
friendship.’</p>
<p>Joe didn’t exactly do that, but he shook hands with him, and thanked him
for his good opinion.</p>
<p>‘You want to serve,’ said his new friend. ‘You shall. You were made for
it. You’re one of us by nature. What’ll you take to drink?’</p>
<p>‘Nothing just now,’ replied Joe, smiling faintly. ‘I haven’t quite made up
my mind.’</p>
<p>‘A mettlesome fellow like you, and not made up his mind!’ cried the
serjeant. ‘Here—let me give the bell a pull, and you’ll make up your
mind in half a minute, I know.’</p>
<p>‘You’re right so far’—answered Joe, ‘for if you pull the bell here,
where I’m known, there’ll be an end of my soldiering inclinations in no
time. Look in my face. You see me, do you?’</p>
<p>‘I do,’ replied the serjeant with an oath, ‘and a finer young fellow or
one better qualified to serve his king and country, I never set my—’
he used an adjective in this place—‘eyes on.’</p>
<p>‘Thank you,’ said Joe, ‘I didn’t ask you for want of a compliment, but
thank you all the same. Do I look like a sneaking fellow or a liar?’</p>
<p>The serjeant rejoined with many choice asseverations that he didn’t; and
that if his (the serjeant’s) own father were to say he did, he would run
the old gentleman through the body cheerfully, and consider it a
meritorious action.</p>
<p>Joe expressed his obligations, and continued, ‘You can trust me then, and
credit what I say. I believe I shall enlist in your regiment to-night. The
reason I don’t do so now is, because I don’t want until to-night, to do
what I can’t recall. Where shall I find you, this evening?’</p>
<p>His friend replied with some unwillingness, and after much ineffectual
entreaty having for its object the immediate settlement of the business,
that his quarters would be at the Crooked Billet in Tower Street; where he
would be found waking until midnight, and sleeping until breakfast time
to-morrow.</p>
<p>‘And if I do come—which it’s a million to one, I shall—when
will you take me out of London?’ demanded Joe.</p>
<p>‘To-morrow morning, at half after eight o’clock,’ replied the serjeant.
‘You’ll go abroad—a country where it’s all sunshine and plunder—the
finest climate in the world.’</p>
<p>‘To go abroad,’ said Joe, shaking hands with him, ‘is the very thing I
want. You may expect me.’</p>
<p>‘You’re the kind of lad for us,’ cried the serjeant, holding Joe’s hand in
his, in the excess of his admiration. ‘You’re the boy to push your
fortune. I don’t say it because I bear you any envy, or would take away
from the credit of the rise you’ll make, but if I had been bred and taught
like you, I’d have been a colonel by this time.’</p>
<p>‘Tush, man!’ said Joe, ‘I’m not so young as that. Needs must when the
devil drives; and the devil that drives me is an empty pocket and an
unhappy home. For the present, good-bye.’</p>
<p>‘For king and country!’ cried the serjeant, flourishing his cap.</p>
<p>‘For bread and meat!’ cried Joe, snapping his fingers. And so they parted.</p>
<p>He had very little money in his pocket; so little indeed, that after
paying for his breakfast (which he was too honest and perhaps too proud to
score up to his father’s charge) he had but a penny left. He had courage,
notwithstanding, to resist all the affectionate importunities of the
serjeant, who waylaid him at the door with many protestations of eternal
friendship, and did in particular request that he would do him the favour
to accept of only one shilling as a temporary accommodation. Rejecting his
offers both of cash and credit, Joe walked away with stick and bundle as
before, bent upon getting through the day as he best could, and going down
to the locksmith’s in the dusk of the evening; for it should go hard, he
had resolved, but he would have a parting word with charming Dolly Varden.</p>
<p>He went out by Islington and so on to Highgate, and sat on many stones and
gates, but there were no voices in the bells to bid him turn. Since the
time of noble Whittington, fair flower of merchants, bells have come to
have less sympathy with humankind. They only ring for money and on state
occasions. Wanderers have increased in number; ships leave the Thames for
distant regions, carrying from stem to stern no other cargo; the bells are
silent; they ring out no entreaties or regrets; they are used to it and
have grown worldly.</p>
<p>Joe bought a roll, and reduced his purse to the condition (with a
difference) of that celebrated purse of Fortunatus, which, whatever were
its favoured owner’s necessities, had one unvarying amount in it. In these
real times, when all the Fairies are dead and buried, there are still a
great many purses which possess that quality. The sum-total they contain
is expressed in arithmetic by a circle, and whether it be added to or
multiplied by its own amount, the result of the problem is more easily
stated than any known in figures.</p>
<p>Evening drew on at last. With the desolate and solitary feeling of one who
had no home or shelter, and was alone utterly in the world for the first
time, he bent his steps towards the locksmith’s house. He had delayed till
now, knowing that Mrs Varden sometimes went out alone, or with Miggs for
her sole attendant, to lectures in the evening; and devoutly hoping that
this might be one of her nights of moral culture.</p>
<p>He had walked up and down before the house, on the opposite side of the
way, two or three times, when as he returned to it again, he caught a
glimpse of a fluttering skirt at the door. It was Dolly’s—to whom
else could it belong? no dress but hers had such a flow as that. He
plucked up his spirits, and followed it into the workshop of the Golden
Key.</p>
<p>His darkening the door caused her to look round. Oh that face! ‘If it
hadn’t been for that,’ thought Joe, ‘I should never have walked into poor
Tom Cobb. She’s twenty times handsomer than ever. She might marry a Lord!’</p>
<p>He didn’t say this. He only thought it—perhaps looked it also. Dolly
was glad to see him, and was SO sorry her father and mother were away from
home. Joe begged she wouldn’t mention it on any account.</p>
<p>Dolly hesitated to lead the way into the parlour, for there it was nearly
dark; at the same time she hesitated to stand talking in the workshop,
which was yet light and open to the street. They had got by some means,
too, before the little forge; and Joe having her hand in his (which he had
no right to have, for Dolly only gave it him to shake), it was so like
standing before some homely altar being married, that it was the most
embarrassing state of things in the world.</p>
<p>‘I have come,’ said Joe, ‘to say good-bye—to say good-bye for I
don’t know how many years; perhaps for ever. I am going abroad.’</p>
<p>Now this was exactly what he should not have said. Here he was, talking
like a gentleman at large who was free to come and go and roam about the
world at pleasure, when that gallant coachmaker had vowed but the night
before that Miss Varden held him bound in adamantine chains; and had
positively stated in so many words that she was killing him by inches, and
that in a fortnight more or thereabouts he expected to make a decent end
and leave the business to his mother.</p>
<p>Dolly released her hand and said ‘Indeed!’ She remarked in the same breath
that it was a fine night, and in short, betrayed no more emotion than the
forge itself.</p>
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<p>‘I couldn’t go,’ said Joe, ‘without coming to see you. I hadn’t the heart
to.’</p>
<p>Dolly was more sorry than she could tell, that he should have taken so
much trouble. It was such a long way, and he must have such a deal to do.
And how WAS Mr Willet—that dear old gentleman—</p>
<p>‘Is this all you say!’ cried Joe.</p>
<p>All! Good gracious, what did the man expect! She was obliged to take her
apron in her hand and run her eyes along the hem from corner to corner, to
keep herself from laughing in his face;—not because his gaze
confused her—not at all.</p>
<p>Joe had small experience in love affairs, and had no notion how different
young ladies are at different times; he had expected to take Dolly up
again at the very point where he had left her after that delicious evening
ride, and was no more prepared for such an alteration than to see the sun
and moon change places. He had buoyed himself up all day with an
indistinct idea that she would certainly say ‘Don’t go,’ or ‘Don’t leave
us,’ or ‘Why do you go?’ or ‘Why do you leave us?’ or would give him some
little encouragement of that sort; he had even entertained the possibility
of her bursting into tears, of her throwing herself into his arms, of her
falling down in a fainting fit without previous word or sign; but any
approach to such a line of conduct as this, had been so far from his
thoughts that he could only look at her in silent wonder.</p>
<p>Dolly in the meanwhile, turned to the corners of her apron, and measured
the sides, and smoothed out the wrinkles, and was as silent as he. At last
after a long pause, Joe said good-bye. ‘Good-bye’—said Dolly—with
as pleasant a smile as if he were going into the next street, and were
coming back to supper; ‘good-bye.’</p>
<p>‘Come,’ said Joe, putting out both hands, ‘Dolly, dear Dolly, don’t let us
part like this. I love you dearly, with all my heart and soul; with as
much truth and earnestness as ever man loved woman in this world, I do
believe. I am a poor fellow, as you know—poorer now than ever, for I
have fled from home, not being able to bear it any longer, and must fight
my own way without help. You are beautiful, admired, are loved by
everybody, are well off and happy; and may you ever be so! Heaven forbid I
should ever make you otherwise; but give me a word of comfort. Say
something kind to me. I have no right to expect it of you, I know, but I
ask it because I love you, and shall treasure the slightest word from you
all through my life. Dolly, dearest, have you nothing to say to me?’</p>
<p>No. Nothing. Dolly was a coquette by nature, and a spoilt child. She had
no notion of being carried by storm in this way. The coachmaker would have
been dissolved in tears, and would have knelt down, and called himself
names, and clasped his hands, and beat his breast, and tugged wildly at
his cravat, and done all kinds of poetry. Joe had no business to be going
abroad. He had no right to be able to do it. If he was in adamantine
chains, he couldn’t.</p>
<p>‘I have said good-bye,’ said Dolly, ‘twice. Take your arm away directly,
Mr Joseph, or I’ll call Miggs.’</p>
<p>‘I’ll not reproach you,’ answered Joe, ‘it’s my fault, no doubt. I have
thought sometimes that you didn’t quite despise me, but I was a fool to
think so. Every one must, who has seen the life I have led—you most
of all. God bless you!’</p>
<p>He was gone, actually gone. Dolly waited a little while, thinking he would
return, peeped out at the door, looked up the street and down as well as
the increasing darkness would allow, came in again, waited a little
longer, went upstairs humming a tune, bolted herself in, laid her head
down on her bed, and cried as if her heart would break. And yet such
natures are made up of so many contradictions, that if Joe Willet had come
back that night, next day, next week, next month, the odds are a hundred
to one she would have treated him in the very same manner, and have wept
for it afterwards with the very same distress.</p>
<p>She had no sooner left the workshop than there cautiously peered out from
behind the chimney of the forge, a face which had already emerged from the
same concealment twice or thrice, unseen, and which, after satisfying
itself that it was now alone, was followed by a leg, a shoulder, and so on
by degrees, until the form of Mr Tappertit stood confessed, with a
brown-paper cap stuck negligently on one side of its head, and its arms
very much a-kimbo.</p>
<p>‘Have my ears deceived me,’ said the ‘prentice, ‘or do I dream! am I to
thank thee, Fortun’, or to cus thee—which?’</p>
<p>He gravely descended from his elevation, took down his piece of
looking-glass, planted it against the wall upon the usual bench, twisted
his head round, and looked closely at his legs.</p>
<p>‘If they’re a dream,’ said Sim, ‘let sculptures have such wisions, and
chisel ‘em out when they wake. This is reality. Sleep has no such limbs as
them. Tremble, Willet, and despair. She’s mine! She’s mine!’</p>
<p>With these triumphant expressions, he seized a hammer and dealt a heavy
blow at a vice, which in his mind’s eye represented the sconce or head of
Joseph Willet. That done, he burst into a peal of laughter which startled
Miss Miggs even in her distant kitchen, and dipping his head into a bowl
of water, had recourse to a jack-towel inside the closet door, which
served the double purpose of smothering his feelings and drying his face.</p>
<p>Joe, disconsolate and down-hearted, but full of courage too, on leaving
the locksmith’s house made the best of his way to the Crooked Billet, and
there inquired for his friend the serjeant, who, expecting no man less,
received him with open arms. In the course of five minutes after his
arrival at that house of entertainment, he was enrolled among the gallant
defenders of his native land; and within half an hour, was regaled with a
steaming supper of boiled tripe and onions, prepared, as his friend
assured him more than once, at the express command of his most Sacred
Majesty the King. To this meal, which tasted very savoury after his long
fasting, he did ample justice; and when he had followed it up, or down,
with a variety of loyal and patriotic toasts, he was conducted to a straw
mattress in a loft over the stable, and locked in there for the night.</p>
<p>The next morning, he found that the obliging care of his martial friend
had decorated his hat with sundry particoloured streamers, which made a
very lively appearance; and in company with that officer, and three other
military gentlemen newly enrolled, who were under a cloud so dense that it
only left three shoes, a boot, and a coat and a half visible among them,
repaired to the riverside. Here they were joined by a corporal and four
more heroes, of whom two were drunk and daring, and two sober and
penitent, but each of whom, like Joe, had his dusty stick and bundle. The
party embarked in a passage-boat bound for Gravesend, whence they were to
proceed on foot to Chatham; the wind was in their favour, and they soon
left London behind them, a mere dark mist—a giant phantom in the
air.</p>
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