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<h2> Chapter 51 </h2>
<p>Promising as these outrages were to Gashford’s view, and much like
business as they looked, they extended that night no farther. The soldiers
were again called out, again they took half-a-dozen prisoners, and again
the crowd dispersed after a short and bloodless scuffle. Hot and drunken
though they were, they had not yet broken all bounds and set all law and
government at defiance. Something of their habitual deference to the
authority erected by society for its own preservation yet remained among
them, and had its majesty been vindicated in time, the secretary would
have had to digest a bitter disappointment.</p>
<p>By midnight, the streets were clear and quiet, and, save that there stood
in two parts of the town a heap of nodding walls and pile of rubbish,
where there had been at sunset a rich and handsome building, everything
wore its usual aspect. Even the Catholic gentry and tradesmen, of whom
there were many resident in different parts of the City and its suburbs,
had no fear for their lives or property, and but little indignation for
the wrong they had already sustained in the plunder and destruction of
their temples of worship. An honest confidence in the government under
whose protection they had lived for many years, and a well-founded
reliance on the good feeling and right thinking of the great mass of the
community, with whom, notwithstanding their religious differences, they
were every day in habits of confidential, affectionate, and friendly
intercourse, reassured them, even under the excesses that had been
committed; and convinced them that they who were Protestants in anything
but the name, were no more to be considered as abettors of these
disgraceful occurrences, than they themselves were chargeable with the
uses of the block, the rack, the gibbet, and the stake in cruel Mary’s
reign.</p>
<p>The clock was on the stroke of one, when Gabriel Varden, with his lady and
Miss Miggs, sat waiting in the little parlour. This fact; the toppling
wicks of the dull, wasted candles; the silence that prevailed; and, above
all, the nightcaps of both maid and matron, were sufficient evidence that
they had been prepared for bed some time ago, and had some reason for
sitting up so far beyond their usual hour.</p>
<p>If any other corroborative testimony had been required, it would have been
abundantly furnished in the actions of Miss Miggs, who, having arrived at
that restless state and sensitive condition of the nervous system which
are the result of long watching, did, by a constant rubbing and tweaking
of her nose, a perpetual change of position (arising from the sudden
growth of imaginary knots and knobs in her chair), a frequent friction of
her eyebrows, the incessant recurrence of a small cough, a small groan, a
gasp, a sigh, a sniff, a spasmodic start, and by other demonstrations of
that nature, so file down and rasp, as it were, the patience of the
locksmith, that after looking at her in silence for some time, he at last
broke out into this apostrophe:—</p>
<p>‘Miggs, my good girl, go to bed—do go to bed. You’re really worse
than the dripping of a hundred water-butts outside the window, or the
scratching of as many mice behind the wainscot. I can’t bear it. Do go to
bed, Miggs. To oblige me—do.’</p>
<p>‘You haven’t got nothing to untie, sir,’ returned Miss Miggs, ‘and
therefore your requests does not surprise me. But missis has—and
while you sit up, mim’—she added, turning to the locksmith’s wife,
‘I couldn’t, no, not if twenty times the quantity of cold water was
aperiently running down my back at this moment, go to bed with a quiet
spirit.’</p>
<p>Having spoken these words, Miss Miggs made divers efforts to rub her
shoulders in an impossible place, and shivered from head to foot; thereby
giving the beholders to understand that the imaginary cascade was still in
full flow, but that a sense of duty upheld her under that and all other
sufferings, and nerved her to endurance.</p>
<p>Mrs Varden being too sleepy to speak, and Miss Miggs having, as the phrase
is, said her say, the locksmith had nothing for it but to sigh and be as
quiet as he could.</p>
<p>But to be quiet with such a basilisk before him was impossible. If he
looked another way, it was worse to feel that she was rubbing her cheek,
or twitching her ear, or winking her eye, or making all kinds of
extraordinary shapes with her nose, than to see her do it. If she was for
a moment free from any of these complaints, it was only because of her
foot being asleep, or of her arm having got the fidgets, or of her leg
being doubled up with the cramp, or of some other horrible disorder which
racked her whole frame. If she did enjoy a moment’s ease, then with her
eyes shut and her mouth wide open, she would be seen to sit very stiff and
upright in her chair; then to nod a little way forward, and stop with a
jerk; then to nod a little farther forward, and stop with another jerk;
then to recover herself; then to come forward again—lower—lower—lower—by
very slow degrees, until, just as it seemed impossible that she could
preserve her balance for another instant, and the locksmith was about to
call out in an agony, to save her from dashing down upon her forehead and
fracturing her skull, then all of a sudden and without the smallest
notice, she would come upright and rigid again with her eyes open, and in
her countenance an expression of defiance, sleepy but yet most obstinate,
which plainly said, ‘I’ve never once closed ‘em since I looked at you
last, and I’ll take my oath of it!’</p>
<p>At length, after the clock had struck two, there was a sound at the street
door, as if somebody had fallen against the knocker by accident. Miss
Miggs immediately jumping up and clapping her hands, cried with a drowsy
mingling of the sacred and profane, ‘Ally Looyer, mim! there’s Simmuns’s
knock!’</p>
<p>‘Who’s there?’ said Gabriel.</p>
<p>‘Me!’ cried the well-known voice of Mr Tappertit. Gabriel opened the door,
and gave him admission.</p>
<p>He did not cut a very insinuating figure, for a man of his stature suffers
in a crowd; and having been active in yesterday morning’s work, his dress
was literally crushed from head to foot: his hat being beaten out of all
shape, and his shoes trodden down at heel like slippers. His coat
fluttered in strips about him, the buckles were torn away both from his
knees and feet, half his neckerchief was gone, and the bosom of his shirt
was rent to tatters. Yet notwithstanding all these personal disadvantages;
despite his being very weak from heat and fatigue; and so begrimed with
mud and dust that he might have been in a case, for anything of the real
texture (either of his skin or apparel) that the eye could discern; he
stalked haughtily into the parlour, and throwing himself into a chair, and
endeavouring to thrust his hands into the pockets of his small-clothes,
which were turned inside out and displayed upon his legs, like tassels,
surveyed the household with a gloomy dignity.</p>
<p>‘Simon,’ said the locksmith gravely, ‘how comes it that you return home at
this time of night, and in this condition? Give me an assurance that you
have not been among the rioters, and I am satisfied.’</p>
<p>‘Sir,’ replied Mr Tappertit, with a contemptuous look, ‘I wonder at YOUR
assurance in making such demands.’</p>
<p>‘You have been drinking,’ said the locksmith.</p>
<p>‘As a general principle, and in the most offensive sense of the words,
sir,’ returned his journeyman with great self-possession, ‘I consider you
a liar. In that last observation you have unintentionally—unintentionally,
sir,—struck upon the truth.’</p>
<p>‘Martha,’ said the locksmith, turning to his wife, and shaking his head
sorrowfully, while a smile at the absurd figure beside him still played
upon his open face, ‘I trust it may turn out that this poor lad is not the
victim of the knaves and fools we have so often had words about, and who
have done so much harm to-day. If he has been at Warwick Street or Duke
Street to-night—’</p>
<p>‘He has been at neither, sir,’ cried Mr Tappertit in a loud voice, which
he suddenly dropped into a whisper as he repeated, with eyes fixed upon
the locksmith, ‘he has been at neither.’</p>
<p>‘I am glad of it, with all my heart,’ said the locksmith in a serious
tone; ‘for if he had been, and it could be proved against him, Martha,
your Great Association would have been to him the cart that draws men to
the gallows and leaves them hanging in the air. It would, as sure as we’re
alive!’</p>
<p>Mrs Varden was too much scared by Simon’s altered manner and appearance,
and by the accounts of the rioters which had reached her ears that night,
to offer any retort, or to have recourse to her usual matrimonial policy.
Miss Miggs wrung her hands, and wept.</p>
<p>‘He was not at Duke Street, or at Warwick Street, G. Varden,’ said Simon,
sternly; ‘but he WAS at Westminster. Perhaps, sir, he kicked a county
member, perhaps, sir, he tapped a lord—you may stare, sir, I repeat
it—blood flowed from noses, and perhaps he tapped a lord. Who knows?
This,’ he added, putting his hand into his waistcoat-pocket, and taking
out a large tooth, at the sight of which both Miggs and Mrs Varden
screamed, ‘this was a bishop’s. Beware, G. Varden!’</p>
<p>‘Now, I would rather,’ said the locksmith hastily, ‘have paid five hundred
pounds, than had this come to pass. You idiot, do you know what peril you
stand in?’</p>
<p>‘I know it, sir,’ replied his journeyman, ‘and it is my glory. I was
there, everybody saw me there. I was conspicuous, and prominent. I will
abide the consequences.’</p>
<p>The locksmith, really disturbed and agitated, paced to and fro in silence—glancing
at his former ‘prentice every now and then—and at length stopping
before him, said:</p>
<p>‘Get to bed, and sleep for a couple of hours that you may wake penitent,
and with some of your senses about you. Be sorry for what you have done,
and we will try to save you. If I call him by five o’clock,’ said Varden,
turning hurriedly to his wife, and he washes himself clean and changes his
dress, he may get to the Tower Stairs, and away by the Gravesend
tide-boat, before any search is made for him. From there he can easily get
on to Canterbury, where your cousin will give him work till this storm has
blown over. I am not sure that I do right in screening him from the
punishment he deserves, but he has lived in this house, man and boy, for a
dozen years, and I should be sorry if for this one day’s work he made a
miserable end. Lock the front-door, Miggs, and show no light towards the
street when you go upstairs. Quick, Simon! Get to bed!’</p>
<p>‘And do you suppose, sir,’ retorted Mr Tappertit, with a thickness and
slowness of speech which contrasted forcibly with the rapidity and
earnestness of his kind-hearted master—‘and do you suppose, sir,
that I am base and mean enough to accept your servile proposition?—Miscreant!’</p>
<p>‘Whatever you please, Sim, but get to bed. Every minute is of consequence.
The light here, Miggs!’</p>
<p>‘Yes yes, oh do! Go to bed directly,’ cried the two women together.</p>
<p>Mr Tappertit stood upon his feet, and pushing his chair away to show that
he needed no assistance, answered, swaying himself to and fro, and
managing his head as if it had no connection whatever with his body:</p>
<p>‘You spoke of Miggs, sir—Miggs may be smothered!’</p>
<p>‘Oh Simmun!’ ejaculated that young lady in a faint voice. ‘Oh mim! Oh sir!
Oh goodness gracious, what a turn he has give me!’</p>
<p>‘This family may ALL be smothered, sir,’ returned Mr Tappertit, after
glancing at her with a smile of ineffable disdain, ‘excepting Mrs V. I
have come here, sir, for her sake, this night. Mrs Varden, take this piece
of paper. It’s a protection, ma’am. You may need it.’</p>
<p>With these words he held out at arm’s length, a dirty, crumpled scrap of
writing. The locksmith took it from him, opened it, and read as follows:</p>
<p>‘All good friends to our cause, I hope will be particular, and do no
injury to the property of any true Protestant. I am well assured that the
proprietor of this house is a staunch and worthy friend to the cause.</p>
<p>GEORGE GORDON.’</p>
<p>‘What’s this!’ said the locksmith, with an altered face.</p>
<p>‘Something that’ll do you good service, young feller,’ replied his
journeyman, ‘as you’ll find. Keep that safe, and where you can lay your
hand upon it in an instant. And chalk “No Popery” on your door to-morrow
night, and for a week to come—that’s all.’</p>
<p>‘This is a genuine document,’ said the locksmith, ‘I know, for I have seen
the hand before. What threat does it imply? What devil is abroad?’</p>
<p>‘A fiery devil,’ retorted Sim; ‘a flaming, furious devil. Don’t you put
yourself in its way, or you’re done for, my buck. Be warned in time, G.
Varden. Farewell!’</p>
<p>But here the two women threw themselves in his way—especially Miss
Miggs, who fell upon him with such fervour that she pinned him against the
wall—and conjured him in moving words not to go forth till he was
sober; to listen to reason; to think of it; to take some rest, and then
determine.</p>
<p>‘I tell you,’ said Mr Tappertit, ‘that my mind is made up. My bleeding
country calls me and I go! Miggs, if you don’t get out of the way, I’ll
pinch you.’</p>
<p>Miss Miggs, still clinging to the rebel, screamed once vociferously—but
whether in the distraction of her mind, or because of his having executed
his threat, is uncertain.</p>
<p>‘Release me,’ said Simon, struggling to free himself from her chaste, but
spider-like embrace. ‘Let me go! I have made arrangements for you in an
altered state of society, and mean to provide for you comfortably in life—there!
Will that satisfy you?’</p>
<p>‘Oh Simmun!’ cried Miss Miggs. ‘Oh my blessed Simmun! Oh mim! what are my
feelings at this conflicting moment!’</p>
<p>Of a rather turbulent description, it would seem; for her nightcap had
been knocked off in the scuffle, and she was on her knees upon the floor,
making a strange revelation of blue and yellow curl-papers, straggling
locks of hair, tags of staylaces, and strings of it’s impossible to say
what; panting for breath, clasping her hands, turning her eyes upwards,
shedding abundance of tears, and exhibiting various other symptoms of the
acutest mental suffering.</p>
<p>‘I leave,’ said Simon, turning to his master, with an utter disregard of
Miggs’s maidenly affliction, ‘a box of things upstairs. Do what you like
with ‘em. I don’t want ‘em. I’m never coming back here, any more. Provide
yourself, sir, with a journeyman; I’m my country’s journeyman;
henceforward that’s MY line of business.’</p>
<p>‘Be what you like in two hours’ time, but now go up to bed,’ returned the
locksmith, planting himself in the doorway. ‘Do you hear me? Go to bed!’</p>
<p>‘I hear you, and defy you, Varden,’ rejoined Simon Tappertit. ‘This night,
sir, I have been in the country, planning an expedition which shall fill
your bell-hanging soul with wonder and dismay. The plot demands my utmost
energy. Let me pass!’</p>
<p>‘I’ll knock you down if you come near the door,’ replied the locksmith.
‘You had better go to bed!’</p>
<p>Simon made no answer, but gathering himself up as straight as he could,
plunged head foremost at his old master, and the two went driving out into
the workshop together, plying their hands and feet so briskly that they
looked like half-a-dozen, while Miggs and Mrs Varden screamed for twelve.</p>
<p>It would have been easy for Varden to knock his old ‘prentice down, and
bind him hand and foot; but as he was loth to hurt him in his then
defenceless state, he contented himself with parrying his blows when he
could, taking them in perfect good part when he could not, and keeping
between him and the door, until a favourable opportunity should present
itself for forcing him to retreat up-stairs, and shutting him up in his
own room. But, in the goodness of his heart, he calculated too much upon
his adversary’s weakness, and forgot that drunken men who have lost the
power of walking steadily, can often run. Watching his time, Simon
Tappertit made a cunning show of falling back, staggered unexpectedly
forward, brushed past him, opened the door (he knew the trick of that lock
well), and darted down the street like a mad dog. The locksmith paused for
a moment in the excess of his astonishment, and then gave chase.</p>
<p>It was an excellent season for a run, for at that silent hour the streets
were deserted, the air was cool, and the flying figure before him
distinctly visible at a great distance, as it sped away, with a long gaunt
shadow following at its heels. But the short-winded locksmith had no
chance against a man of Sim’s youth and spare figure, though the day had
been when he could have run him down in no time. The space between them
rapidly increased, and as the rays of the rising sun streamed upon Simon
in the act of turning a distant corner, Gabriel Varden was fain to give
up, and sit down on a doorstep to fetch his breath. Simon meanwhile,
without once stopping, fled at the same degree of swiftness to The Boot,
where, as he well knew, some of his company were lying, and at which
respectable hostelry—for he had already acquired the distinction of
being in great peril of the law—a friendly watch had been expecting
him all night, and was even now on the look-out for his coming.</p>
<p>‘Go thy ways, Sim, go thy ways,’ said the locksmith, as soon as he could
speak. ‘I have done my best for thee, poor lad, and would have saved thee,
but the rope is round thy neck, I fear.’</p>
<p>So saying, and shaking his head in a very sorrowful and disconsolate
manner, he turned back, and soon re-entered his own house, where Mrs
Varden and the faithful Miggs had been anxiously expecting his return.</p>
<p>Now Mrs Varden (and by consequence Miss Miggs likewise) was impressed with
a secret misgiving that she had done wrong; that she had, to the utmost of
her small means, aided and abetted the growth of disturbances, the end of
which it was impossible to foresee; that she had led remotely to the scene
which had just passed; and that the locksmith’s time for triumph and
reproach had now arrived indeed. And so strongly did Mrs Varden feel this,
and so crestfallen was she in consequence, that while her husband was
pursuing their lost journeyman, she secreted under her chair the little
red-brick dwelling-house with the yellow roof, lest it should furnish new
occasion for reference to the painful theme; and now hid the same still
more, with the skirts of her dress.</p>
<p>But it happened that the locksmith had been thinking of this very article
on his way home, and that, coming into the room and not seeing it, he at
once demanded where it was.</p>
<p>Mrs Varden had no resource but to produce it, which she did with many
tears, and broken protestations that if she could have known—</p>
<p>‘Yes, yes,’ said Varden, ‘of course—I know that. I don’t mean to
reproach you, my dear. But recollect from this time that all good things
perverted to evil purposes, are worse than those which are naturally bad.
A thoroughly wicked woman, is wicked indeed. When religion goes wrong, she
is very wrong, for the same reason. Let us say no more about it, my dear.’</p>
<p>So he dropped the red-brick dwelling-house on the floor, and setting his
heel upon it, crushed it into pieces. The halfpence, and sixpences, and
other voluntary contributions, rolled about in all directions, but nobody
offered to touch them, or to take them up.</p>
<p>‘That,’ said the locksmith, ‘is easily disposed of, and I would to Heaven
that everything growing out of the same society could be settled as
easily.’</p>
<p>‘It happens very fortunately, Varden,’ said his wife, with her
handkerchief to her eyes, ‘that in case any more disturbances should
happen—which I hope not; I sincerely hope not—’</p>
<p>‘I hope so too, my dear.’</p>
<p>‘—That in case any should occur, we have the piece of paper which
that poor misguided young man brought.’</p>
<p>‘Ay, to be sure,’ said the locksmith, turning quickly round. ‘Where is
that piece of paper?’</p>
<p>Mrs Varden stood aghast as he took it from her outstretched hand, tore it
into fragments, and threw them under the grate.</p>
<p>‘Not use it?’ she said.</p>
<p>‘Use it!’ cried the locksmith. No! Let them come and pull the roof about
our ears; let them burn us out of house and home; I’d neither have the
protection of their leader, nor chalk their howl upon my door, though, for
not doing it, they shot me on my own threshold. Use it! Let them come and
do their worst. The first man who crosses my doorstep on such an errand as
theirs, had better be a hundred miles away. Let him look to it. The others
may have their will. I wouldn’t beg or buy them off, if, instead of every
pound of iron in the place, there was a hundred weight of gold. Get you to
bed, Martha. I shall take down the shutters and go to work.’</p>
<p>‘So early!’ said his wife.</p>
<p>‘Ay,’ replied the locksmith cheerily, ‘so early. Come when they may, they
shall not find us skulking and hiding, as if we feared to take our portion
of the light of day, and left it all to them. So pleasant dreams to you,
my dear, and cheerful sleep!’</p>
<p>With that he gave his wife a hearty kiss, and bade her delay no longer, or
it would be time to rise before she lay down to rest. Mrs Varden quite
amiably and meekly walked upstairs, followed by Miggs, who, although a
good deal subdued, could not refrain from sundry stimulative coughs and
sniffs by the way, or from holding up her hands in astonishment at the
daring conduct of master.</p>
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