<h2>V</h2>
<h3>Eloise</h3>
<div class="sidenote">A Summer Hotel</div>
<p>The hotel was a long, low, rambling structure, with creaky floors and
old-fashioned furniture. But the wide verandas commanded a glorious view
of the sea, no canned vegetables were served at the table, and there was
no orchestra. Naturally, it was crowded from June to October with people
who earnestly desired quiet and were willing to go far to get it.</p>
<p>The inevitable row of rocking-chairs swayed back and forth on the
seaward side. Most of them were empty, save, perhaps, for the ghosts of
long-dead gossips who had sat and rocked and talked and rocked from one
meal to the next. The paint on the veranda was worn in a long series of
parallel lines, slightly curved, but nobody cared.</p>
<p>No phonograph broke upon the evening stillness with an ear-splitting
din, no unholy piccolo sounded above the other tortured instruments, no
violin wailed pitifully at its inhuman treatment, and the piano was
locked.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[56]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>At seasonable hours the key might be had at the office by those who
could prove themselves worthy of the trust, but otherwise quiet reigned.</p>
<div class="sidenote">Eloise Wynne</div>
<p>Miss Eloise Wynne came downstairs, with a book under her arm. She was
fresh as the morning itself and as full of exuberant vitality. She was
tall and straight and strong; her copper-coloured hair shone as though
it had been burnished, and her tanned cheeks had a tint of rose. When
she entered the dining-room, with a cheery "good-morning" that included
everybody, she produced precisely the effect of a cool breeze from the
sea.</p>
<p>She was thirty, and cheerfully admitted it on occasion. "If I don't look
it," she said, smiling, "people will be surprised, and if I do, there
would be no use in denying it. Anyhow, I'm old enough to go about
alone." It was her wont to settle herself for Summer or Winter in any
place she chose, with no chaperon in sight.</p>
<p>For a week she had been at Riverdale-by-the-Sea, and liked it on account
of the lack of entertainment. People who lived there called it simply
"Riverdale," but the manager of the hotel, perhaps to atone for the
missing orchestra and canned vegetables, added "by-the-Sea" to the name
in his modest advertisements.</p>
<p>Miss Wynne, fortunately, had enough money to enable her to live the
much-talked-of "sim<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[57]</SPAN></span>ple life," which is wildly impossible to the poor.
As it was not necessary for her to concern herself with the sordid and
material, she could occupy herself with the finer things of the soul.
Just now, however, she was deeply interested in the material foundation
of the finest thing in the world—a home.</p>
<div class="sidenote">A Passion for Lists</div>
<p>She had taken the bizarre paper slip which protected the even more
striking cover of a recent popular novel, and adjusted it to a bulky
volume of very different character. In her chatelaine bag she had a
pencil and a note-book, for Miss Eloise was sorely afflicted with the
note-book habit, and had a passion for reducing everything to lists. She
had lists of things she wanted and lists of things she didn't want,
which circumstances or well-meaning Santa Clauses had forced upon her;
little books of addresses and telephone numbers, jewels and other
personal belongings, and, finally, a catalogue of her library
alphabetically arranged by author and title.</p>
<p>Immediately after breakfast, she went off with a long, swinging stride
which filled her small audience with envy and admiration. Disjointed
remarks, such as "skirt a little too short, but good tailor," and
"terrible amount of energy," and "wonder where she's going," followed
her. These comments were audible, had she been listening, but she had
the gift of keeping solitude in a crowd.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[58]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Far along the beach she went, hatless, her blood singing with the joy of
life. A June morning, the sea, youth, and the consciousness of being
loved—for what more could one ask? The diamond on the third finger of
her left hand sparkled wonderfully in the sunlight. It was the only ring
she wore.</p>
<div class="sidenote">The Cook Book</div>
<p>Presently, she found a warm, soft place behind a sand dune. She reared
upon the dune a dark green parasol with a white border, and patted sand
around the curved handle until it was, as she thought, firmly placed.
Then she settled her skirts comfortably and opened her book, for the
first time.</p>
<p>"It looks bad," she mused. "Wonder what a carbohydrate is. And
proteids—where do you buy 'em? Albuminoids—I've been from Maine to
Florida and have never seen any. They must be germs.</p>
<p>"However," she continued, to herself, "I have a trained mind, and
'keeping everlastingly at it brings success.' It would be strange if
three hours of hard study every day, on the book the man in the store
said was the best ever, didn't produce some sort of definite result.
But, oh, how Allan would laugh at me!"</p>
<p>The book fell on the sand, unheeded. The brown eyes looked out past the
blue surges to some far Castle in Spain. Her thoughts refused to phrase
themselves in words, but her <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[59]</SPAN></span>pulses leaped with the old, immortal joy.
The sun had risen high in the shining East before she returned to her
book.</p>
<p>"This isn't work," she sighed to herself; "away with the dreams."</p>
<p>Before long, she got out her note-book. "A fresh fish," she wrote, "does
not smell fishy and its eyes are bright and its gills red. A tender
chicken or turkey has a springy breast bone. If you push it down with
your finger, it springs back. A leg of lamb has to have the tough, outer
parchment-like skin taken off with a sharp knife. Some of the oil of the
wool is in it and makes it taste muttony and bad. A lobster should
always be bought when he is alive and green and boiled at home. Then you
know he is fresh. Save everything for soup."</p>
<div class="sidenote">The Air of Knowing</div>
<p>"I will go out into the kitchen," mused Eloise, "and I will have the air
of knowing all about everything. I will say: 'Mary Ann, I have ordered a
lobster for you to boil. We will have a salad for lunch. And I trust you
have saved everything that was left last night for to-night's soup.'
Mary Ann will be afraid of me, and Allan will be <i>so</i> proud."</p>
<p>"'I thought I told you,' continued Eloise, to herself, 'to save all the
crumbs. Doctor Conrad does not like to have everything salt and he
prefers to make the salad dressing himself. Do not cook any cereal the
mornings <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[60]</SPAN></span>we have oranges or grape-fruit—the starch and acid are likely
to make a disturbance inside. Four people are coming to dinner this
evening. I have ordered some pink roses and we will use the pink
candle-shades. Or, wait—I had forgotten that my hair is red. Use the
green candle-shades and I will change the roses to white.'"</p>
<div class="sidenote">A Frolicsome Wind</div>
<p>A frolicsome little wind, which had long been ruffling the waves of
Eloise's copper-coloured hair, took the note-book out of her lap and
laid it open on the sand some little distance away. Then, after making
merry with the green parasol, it lifted it bodily by its roots out of
the sand dune and went gaily down the beach with it.</p>
<p>Eloise started in pursuit, but the wind and the parasol out-distanced
her easily. Rounding the corner of another dune, she saw the parasol,
with all sails set, jauntily embarked toward Europe. Turning away,
disconsolate, she collided with a big blonde giant who took her into his
arms, saying, "Never mind—I'll get you another."</p>
<p>When the first raptures had somewhat subsided, Eloise led him back to
the place where the parasol had started from. "When and where from and
how did you come?" she asked, hurriedly picking up her books.</p>
<p>"This morning, from yonder palatial hotel, on foot," he answered. "I
thought you'd <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[61]</SPAN></span>be out here somewhere. I didn't ask for you—I wanted to
hunt you up myself."</p>
<p>"But I might have been upstairs," she said, reproachfully.</p>
<p>"On a morning like this? Not unless you've changed in the last ten days,
and you haven't, except to grow lovelier."</p>
<p>"But why did you come?" she asked. "Nobody told you that you could."</p>
<p>"Sweet," said Allan, softly, possessing himself of her hand, "did you
think I could stay away from you two whole weeks? Ten days is the
limit—a badly strained limit at that."</p>
<p>The colour surged into her face. She was radiant, as though with some
inner light. The atmosphere around her was fairly electric with life and
youth and joy.</p>
<div class="sidenote">Dr. Conrad</div>
<p>Doctor Allan Conrad was very good to look at. He had tawny hair and kind
brown eyes, a straight nose, and a good firm chin. He wore eye-glasses,
and his face might have seemed severe had it not been discredited by his
mouth. He was smooth-shaven, and knew enough to wear brown clothes
instead of grey.</p>
<p>Eloise looked at him approvingly. Every detail of his attire satisfied
her fastidious sense. If he had worn a diamond ring or a conspicuous
tie, he might not have occupied his present proud position. His
unfailing good taste was a great comfort to her.</p>
<p>"How long can you stay?" she inquired.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[62]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Nice question," he laughed, "to ask an eager lover who has just come.
Sounds a good deal like 'Here's-your-hat-what's-your-hurry?' Before I
knew you, I used to go to see a girl sometimes who always said, at ten
o'clock: 'I'm so glad you came. When can you come again?' The first time
she did it I told her I couldn't come again until I had gone away this
time."</p>
<p>"And afterward?"</p>
<div class="sidenote">Forgetting the Clock</div>
<p>"I kept going away earlier and earlier, and finally it was so much
earlier that I went before I had come. If I can't make a girl forget the
clock, I have no call to waste my valuable time on her, have I?"</p>
<p>Assuming a frown with difficulty, Miss Wynne consulted her watch. "Why,
it's only half-past eleven," she exclaimed; "I thought it was much
later."</p>
<p>"You darling," said the man, irrelevantly. "What are you reading?"
Before she could stop him, he had picked up the book and nearly choked
in a burst of unseemly merriment.</p>
<p>"Upon my word," he said, when he could speak. "A cook book! A classmate
of mine used to indulge himself in floral catalogues when he wanted to
rest his mind with light literature, but I never heard of a cook book as
among the 'books for Summer reading' that the booksellers advertise."</p>
<p>"Why not?" retorted Eloise, quickly.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[63]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"No real reason. Lots of worse things are printed and sold by thousands,
but, someway, I can't seem to reconcile you—and your glorious
voice—with a cook-book."</p>
<p>"Allan Conrad," said Miss Wynne, with affected sternness, "if you hadn't
studied medicine, would you be practising it now?"</p>
<p>"No," admitted Allan; "not with the laws as they are in this State."</p>
<p>"If I had no voice and had never studied music, would I be singing at
concerts?"</p>
<p>"Not twice."</p>
<p>"If a girl had never seen a typewriter and didn't know the first thing
about shorthand, would she apply for a position as a stenographer?"</p>
<p>"They do," said Allan, gloomily.</p>
<div class="sidenote">Preparation</div>
<p>"Don't dissemble, please. My point is simply this: If every other
occupation in the world demands some previous preparation, why shouldn't
a girl know something about housekeeping and homemaking before she
undertakes it?"</p>
<p>"But, my dear, you're not going to cook."</p>
<p>"I am if I want to," announced Eloise, with authority. "And, anyhow, I'm
going to know. Do you think I'm going to let some peripatetic, untrained
immigrant manage my house for me? I guess not."</p>
<p>"But cooking isn't theory," he ventured, picking up the note-book; "it's
practice.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[64]</SPAN></span> What good is all this going to do you when you have no
stove?"</p>
<p>"Don't you remember the famous painter who told inquiring visitors that
he mixed his paints with brains? I am now cooking with my mind. After my
mind learns to cook, my hands will find it simple enough. And some time,
when you come in at midnight and have had no dinner, and the immigrant
has long since gone to sleep, you may be glad to be presented with
panned oysters, piping hot, instead of a can of salmon and a
can-opener."</p>
<p>"Bless your heart," answered Allan, fondly. "It's dear of you, and I
hope it'll work. I'm starving this minute—kiss me."</p>
<p>"'Longing is divine compared with satiety,'" she reminded him, as she
yielded. "How could you get away? Was nobody ill?"</p>
<p>"Nobody would have the heart to be ill on a Saturday in June, when a
doctor's best girl was only fifty miles away. Monday, I'll go back and
put some cholera or typhoid germs in the water supply, and get nice and
busy. Who's up yonder?" indicating the hotel.</p>
<p>"Nobody we know, but very few of the guests have come, so far."</p>
<div class="sidenote">"Guests"</div>
<p>"In all our varied speech," commented Allan, "I know of nothing so
exquisitely ironical as alluding to the people who stop at a hotel as
'guests.' In Mexico, they call them 'passengers,' which is more in
keeping with the <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[65]</SPAN></span>facts. Fancy the feelings of a real guest upon
receiving a bill of the usual proportions. I should consider it a
violation of hospitality if a man at my house had to pay three prices
for his dinner and a tip besides."</p>
<p>"You always had queer notions," remarked Eloise, with a sidelong glance
which set his heart to pounding. "We'll call them inmates if you like it
better. As yet, there are only eight inmates besides ourselves, though
more are coming next week. Two old couples, one widow, one <i>divorcée</i>,
and two spinsters with life-works."</p>
<p>"No galloping cherubs?"</p>
<p>"School isn't out yet."</p>
<div class="sidenote">Life-Works</div>
<p>"I see. It wouldn't be the real thing unless there were little ones to
gallop through the corridors at six in the morning and weep at the
dinner table. What are the life-works?"</p>
<p>"One is writing a book, I understand, on <i>The Equality of the Sexes</i>.
The other—oh, Allan, it's too funny."</p>
<p>"Spring it," he demanded.</p>
<p>"She's trying to have cornet-playing introduced into the public schools.
She says that tuberculosis and pneumonia are caused by insufficient lung
development, and that cornet-playing will develop the lungs of the
rising generation. Fancy going by a school during the cornet hour."</p>
<p>"I don't know why they shouldn't put <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[66]</SPAN></span>cornet-playing into the schools,"
he observed, after a moment of profound thought. "Everything else is
there now. Why shouldn't they teach crime, and even make a fine art of
it?"</p>
<p>"If you let her know you're a doctor," cautioned Eloise, "she'll corner
you, and I shall never see you again. She says that she 'hopes,
incidentally, to enlist the sympathies of the medical profession.'"</p>
<p>"She's beginning at the wrong end. Cornet manufacturers and the people
who keep sanitariums and private asylums are the co-workers she wants. I
couldn't live through the coming Winter were it not for pneumonia. It
means coal, and repairs for the automobile, and furs for my wife—when I
get one."</p>
<p>"Come," said Eloise, springing to her feet; "let's go up and get ready
for luncheon."</p>
<p>"Have you told me all?" asked Allan, "or is there some gay young
troubadour who serenades you in the evening and whose existence you
conceal from me for reasons of your own?"</p>
<div class="sidenote">A Pathetic Little Woman</div>
<p>"Nary a troubadour," she replied. "I haven't seen another soul except a
pathetic little woman who came up to the hotel yesterday afternoon to
sell the most exquisite things you ever saw. Think of offering hand-made
lingerie, of sheer, embroidered lawn and batiste and linen, to <i>that</i>
crowd! The old ladies weren't interested, the spinsters sniffed, the
widow wept, and only the <i>divorcée</i> took any <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[67]</SPAN></span>notice of it. The prices
were so ridiculous that I wouldn't let her unpack the box. I'd be
ashamed to pay her the price she asked. It's made by a little lame girl
up the main road. I'm to go up there sometime next week."</p>
<p>"Fairy godmother?" asked Allan, good-naturedly. He had known Eloise for
many years.</p>
<p>"Perhaps," she answered, somewhat shamefaced. "What's the use of having
money if you don't spend it?"</p>
<div class="sidenote">A Human Interest</div>
<p>They went into the hotel together, utterly oblivious of the eight pairs
of curious eyes that were fastened upon them in a frank, open stare. The
rocking-chairs scraped on the veranda as they instinctively drew closer
together. A strong human interest, imperatively demanding immediate
discussion, had come to Riverdale-by-the-Sea.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[68]</SPAN></span></p>
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