<h3 class="chap"><SPAN name="ch4"> CHAPTER IV<br/><br/> AT THE NETS</SPAN></h3>
<p>There are few better things in life
than a public school summer term.  The winter
term is good, especially towards the end, and there
are points, though not many, about the Easter term: 
but it is in the summer that one really appreciates
public school life.  The freedom of it, after
the restrictions of even the most easy-going private
school, is intoxicating.  The change is almost
as great as that from public school to ’Varsity.</p>
<p>For Mike the path was made particularly
easy.  The only drawback to going to a big school
for the first time is the fact that one is made to
feel so very small and inconspicuous.  New boys
who have been leading lights at their private schools
feel it acutely for the first week.  At one time
it was the custom, if we may believe writers of a
generation or so back, for boys to take quite an embarrassing
interest in the newcomer.  He was asked a rain
of questions, and was, generally, in the very centre
of the stage.  Nowadays an absolute lack of interest
is the fashion.  A new boy arrives, and there he
is, one of a crowd.</p>
<p>Mike was saved this salutary treatment
to a large extent, at first by virtue of the greatness
of his family, and, later, by his own performances
on the cricket field.  His three elder brothers
were objects of veneration to most Wrykynians, and
Mike got a certain amount of reflected glory from
them.  The brother of first-class cricketers has
a dignity of his own.  Then Bob was a help. 
He was on the verge of the cricket team and had been
the school full-back for two seasons.  Mike found
that people came up and spoke to him, anxious to know
if he were Jackson’s brother; and became friendly
when he replied in the affirmative.  Influential
relations are a help in every stage of life.</p>
<p>It was Wyatt who gave him his first
chance at cricket.  There were nets on the first
afternoon of term for all old colours of the three
teams and a dozen or so of those most likely to fill
the vacant places.  Wyatt was there, of course. 
He had got his first eleven cap in the previous season
as a mighty hitter and a fair slow bowler.  Mike
met him crossing the field with his cricket bag.</p>
<p>“Hullo, where are you off to?”
asked Wyatt.  “Coming to watch the nets?”</p>
<p>Mike had no particular programme for
the afternoon.  Junior cricket had not begun,
and it was a little difficult to know how to fill in
the time.</p>
<p>“I tell you what,” said
Wyatt, “nip into the house and shove on some
things, and I’ll try and get Burgess to let you
have a knock later on.”</p>
<p>This suited Mike admirably.  A
quarter of an hour later he was sitting at the back
of the first eleven net, watching the practice.</p>
<p>Burgess, the captain of the Wrykyn
team, made no pretence of being a bat.  He was
the school fast bowler and concentrated his energies
on that department of the game.  He sometimes
took ten minutes at the wicket after everybody else
had had an innings, but it was to bowl that he came
to the nets.</p>
<p>He was bowling now to one of the old
colours whose name Mike did not know.  Wyatt and
one of the professionals were the other two bowlers. 
Two nets away Firby-Smith, who had changed his pince-nez
for a pair of huge spectacles, was performing rather
ineffectively against some very bad bowling. 
Mike fixed his attention on the first eleven man.</p>
<p>He was evidently a good bat. 
There was style and power in his batting.  He
had a way of gliding Burgess’s fastest to leg
which Mike admired greatly.  He was succeeded
at the end of a quarter of an hour by another eleven
man, and then Bob appeared.</p>
<p>It was soon made evident that this
was not Bob’s day.  Nobody is at his best
on the first day of term; but Bob was worse than he
had any right to be.  He scratched forward at
nearly everything, and when Burgess, who had been
resting, took up the ball again, he had each stump
uprooted in a regular series in seven balls.  Once
he skied one of Wyatt’s slows over the net behind
the wicket; and Mike, jumping up, caught him neatly.</p>
<p>“Thanks,” said Bob austerely,
as Mike returned the ball to him.  He seemed depressed.</p>
<p>Towards the end of the afternoon,
Wyatt went up to Burgess.</p>
<p>“Burgess,” he said, “see
that kid sitting behind the net?”</p>
<p>“With the naked eye,” said Burgess. 
“Why?”</p>
<p>“He’s just come to Wain’s. 
He’s Bob Jackson’s brother, and I’ve
a sort of idea that he’s a bit of a bat. 
I told him I’d ask you if he could have a knock. 
Why not send him in at the end net?  There’s
nobody there now.”</p>
<p>Burgess’s amiability off the
field equalled his ruthlessness when bowling.</p>
<p>“All right,” he said. 
“Only if you think that I’m going to sweat
to bowl to him, you’re making a fatal error.”</p>
<p>“You needn’t do a thing. 
Just sit and watch.  I rather fancy this kid’s
something special.”</p>
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<p>Mike put on Wyatt’s pads and
gloves, borrowed his bat, and walked round into the
net.</p>
<p>“Not in a funk, are you?” asked Wyatt,
as he passed.</p>
<p>Mike grinned.  The fact was that
he had far too good an opinion of himself to be nervous. 
An entirely modest person seldom makes a good batsman. 
Batting is one of those things which demand first and
foremost a thorough belief in oneself.  It need
not be aggressive, but it must be there.</p>
<p>Wyatt and the professional were the
bowlers.  Mike had seen enough of Wyatt’s
bowling to know that it was merely ordinary “slow
tosh,” and the professional did not look as
difficult as Saunders.  The first half-dozen balls
he played carefully.  He was on trial, and he meant
to take no risks.  Then the professional over-pitched
one slightly on the off.  Mike jumped out, and
got the full face of the bat on to it.  The ball
hit one of the ropes of the net, and nearly broke it.</p>
<p>“How’s that?” said
Wyatt, with the smile of an impresario on the first
night of a successful piece.</p>
<p>“Not bad,” admitted Burgess.</p>
<p>A few moments later he was still more
complimentary.  He got up and took a ball himself.</p>
<p>Mike braced himself up as Burgess
began his run.  This time he was more than a trifle
nervous.  The bowling he had had so far had been
tame.  This would be the real ordeal.</p>
<p>As the ball left Burgess’s hand
he began instinctively to shape for a forward stroke. 
Then suddenly he realised that the thing was going
to be a yorker, and banged his bat down in the block
just as the ball arrived.  An unpleasant sensation
as of having been struck by a thunderbolt was succeeded
by a feeling of relief that he had kept the ball out
of his wicket.  There are easier things in the
world than stopping a fast yorker.</p>
<p>“Well played,” said Burgess.</p>
<p>Mike felt like a successful general
receiving the thanks of the nation.</p>
<p>The fact that Burgess’s next
ball knocked middle and off stumps out of the ground
saddened him somewhat; but this was the last tragedy
that occurred.  He could not do much with the
bowling beyond stopping it and feeling repetitions
of the thunderbolt experience, but he kept up his
end; and a short conversation which he had with Burgess
at the end of his innings was full of encouragement
to one skilled in reading between the lines.</p>
<p>“Thanks awfully,” said
Mike, referring to the square manner in which the
captain had behaved in letting him bat.</p>
<p>“What school were you at before
you came here?” asked Burgess.</p>
<p>“A private school in Hampshire,”
said Mike.  “King-Hall’s.  At a
place called Emsworth.”</p>
<p>“Get much cricket there?”</p>
<p>“Yes, a good lot.  One of
the masters, a chap called Westbrook, was an awfully
good slow bowler.”</p>
<p>Burgess nodded.</p>
<p>“You don’t run away, which is something,”
he said.</p>
<p>Mike turned purple with pleasure at
this stately compliment.  Then, having waited
for further remarks, but gathering from the captain’s
silence that the audience was at an end, he proceeded
to unbuckle his pads.  Wyatt overtook him on his
way to the house.</p>
<p>“Well played,” he said. 
“I’d no idea you were such hot stuff. 
You’re a regular pro.”</p>
<p>“I say,” said Mike gratefully,
“it was most awfully decent of you getting Burgess
to let me go in.  It was simply ripping of you.”</p>
<p>“Oh, that’s all right. 
If you don’t get pushed a bit here you stay for
ages in the hundredth game with the cripples and the
kids.  Now you’ve shown them what you can
do you ought to get into the Under Sixteen team straight
away.  Probably into the third, too.”</p>
<p>“By Jove, that would be all right.”</p>
<p>“I asked Burgess afterwards
what he thought of your batting, and he said, ‘Not
bad.’  But he says that about everything. 
It’s his highest form of praise.  He says
it when he wants to let himself go and simply butter
up a thing.  If you took him to see N. A. Knox
bowl, he’d say he wasn’t bad.  What
he meant was that he was jolly struck with your batting,
and is going to play you for the Under Sixteen.”</p>
<p>“I hope so,” said Mike.</p>
<p>The prophecy was fulfilled.  On
the following Wednesday there was a match between
the Under Sixteen and a scratch side.  Mike’s
name was among the Under Sixteen.  And on the
Saturday he was playing for the third eleven in a
trial game.</p>
<p>“This place is ripping,”
he said to himself, as he saw his name on the list. 
“Thought I should like it.”</p>
<p>And that night he wrote a letter to
his father, notifying him of the fact.</p>
<h3 class="chap"><SPAN name="ch5"> CHAPTER V<br/><br/> REVELRY BY NIGHT</SPAN></h3>
<p>A succession of events combined to
upset Mike during his first fortnight at school. 
He was far more successful than he had any right to
be at his age.  There is nothing more heady than
success, and if it comes before we are prepared for
it, it is apt to throw us off our balance.  As
a rule, at school, years of wholesome obscurity make
us ready for any small triumphs we may achieve at
the end of our time there.  Mike had skipped these
years.  He was older than the average new boy,
and his batting was undeniable.  He knew quite
well that he was regarded as a find by the cricket
authorities; and the knowledge was not particularly
good for him.  It did not make him conceited, for
his was not a nature at all addicted to conceit. 
The effect it had on him was to make him excessively
pleased with life.  And when Mike was pleased
with life he always found a difficulty in obeying Authority
and its rules.  His state of mind was not improved
by an interview with Bob.</p>
<p>Some evil genius put it into Bob’s
mind that it was his duty to be, if only for one performance,
the Heavy Elder Brother to Mike; to give him good
advice.  It is never the smallest use for an elder
brother to attempt to do anything for the good of
a younger brother at school, for the latter rebels
automatically against such interference in his concerns;
but Bob did not know this.  He only knew that he
had received a letter from home, in which his mother
had assumed without evidence that he was leading Mike
by the hand round the pitfalls of life at Wrykyn;
and his conscience smote him.  Beyond asking him
occasionally, when they met, how he was getting on
(a question to which Mike invariably replied, “Oh,
all right"), he was not aware of having done anything
brotherly towards the youngster.  So he asked Mike
to tea in his study one afternoon before going to
the nets.</p>
<p>Mike arrived, sidling into the study
in the half-sheepish, half-defiant manner peculiar
to small brothers in the presence of their elders,
and stared in silence at the photographs on the walls. 
Bob was changing into his cricket things.  The
atmosphere was one of constraint and awkwardness.</p>
<p>The arrival of tea was the cue for conversation.</p>
<p>“Well, how are you getting on?” asked
Bob.</p>
<p>“Oh, all right,” said Mike.</p>
<p>Silence.</p>
<p>“Sugar?” asked Bob.</p>
<p>“Thanks,” said Mike.</p>
<p>“How many lumps?”</p>
<p>“Two, please.”</p>
<p>“Cake?”</p>
<p>“Thanks.”</p>
<p>Silence.</p>
<p>Bob pulled himself together.</p>
<p>“Like Wain’s?”</p>
<p>“Ripping.”</p>
<p>“I asked Firby-Smith to keep an eye on you,”
said Bob.</p>
<p>“What!” said Mike.</p>
<p>The mere idea of a worm like the Gazeka
being told to keep an eye on <i>him</i> was degrading.</p>
<p>“He said he’d look after you,” added
Bob, making things worse.</p>
<p>Look after him!  Him!!  M. Jackson, of the
third eleven!!!</p>
<p>Mike helped himself to another chunk of cake, and
spoke crushingly.</p>
<p>“He needn’t trouble,”
he said.  “I can look after myself all right,
thanks.”</p>
<p>Bob saw an opening for the entry of the Heavy Elder
Brother.</p>
<p>“Look here, Mike,” he said, “I’m
only saying it for your good——­”</p>
<p>I should like to state here that it
was not Bob’s habit to go about the world telling
people things solely for their good.  He was only
doing it now to ease his conscience.</p>
<p>“Yes?” said Mike coldly.</p>
<p>“It’s only this. 
You know, I should keep an eye on myself if I were
you.  There’s nothing that gets a chap so
barred here as side.”</p>
<p>“What do you mean?” said Mike, outraged.</p>
<p>“Oh, I’m not saying anything
against you so far,” said Bob.  “You’ve
been all right up to now.  What I mean to say is,
you’ve got on so well at cricket, in the third
and so on, there’s just a chance you might start
to side about a bit soon, if you don’t watch
yourself.  I’m not saying a word against
you so far, of course.  Only you see what I mean.”</p>
<p>Mike’s feelings were too deep
for words.  In sombre silence he reached out for
the jam; while Bob, satisfied that he had delivered
his message in a pleasant and tactful manner, filled
his cup, and cast about him for further words of wisdom.</p>
<p>“Seen you about with Wyatt a
good deal,” he said at length.</p>
<p>“Yes,” said Mike.</p>
<p>“Like him?”</p>
<p>“Yes,” said Mike cautiously.</p>
<p>“You know,” said Bob,
“I shouldn’t—­I mean, I should
take care what you’re doing with Wyatt.”</p>
<p>“What do you mean?”</p>
<p>“Well, he’s an awfully good chap, of course,
but still——­”</p>
<p>“Still what?”</p>
<p>“Well, I mean, he’s the
sort of chap who’ll probably get into some thundering
row before he leaves.  He doesn’t care a
hang what he does.  He’s that sort of chap. 
He’s never been dropped on yet, but if you go
on breaking rules you’re bound to be sooner or
later.  Thing is, it doesn’t matter much
for him, because he’s leaving at the end of the
term.  But don’t let him drag you into anything. 
Not that he would try to.  But you might think
it was the blood thing to do to imitate him, and the
first thing you knew you’d be dropped on by Wain
or somebody.  See what I mean?”</p>
<p>Bob was well-intentioned, but tact
did not enter greatly into his composition.</p>
<p>“What rot!” said Mike.</p>
<p>“All right.  But don’t
you go doing it.  I’m going over to the nets. 
I see Burgess has shoved you down for them.  You’d
better be going and changing.  Stick on here a
bit, though, if you want any more tea.  I’ve
got to be off myself.”</p>
<p>Mike changed for net-practice in a
ferment of spiritual injury.  It was maddening
to be treated as an infant who had to be looked after. 
He felt very sore against Bob.</p>
<p>A good innings at the third eleven
net, followed by some strenuous fielding in the deep,
soothed his ruffled feelings to a large extent; and
all might have been well but for the intervention of
Firby-Smith.</p>
<p>That youth, all spectacles and front
teeth, met Mike at the door of Wain’s.</p>
<p>“Ah, I wanted to see you, young
man,” he said. (Mike disliked being called “young
man.”) “Come up to my study.”</p>
<p>Mike followed him in silence to his
study, and preserved his silence till Firby-Smith,
having deposited his cricket-bag in a corner of the
room and examined himself carefully in a looking-glass
that hung over the mantelpiece, spoke again.</p>
<p>“I’ve been hearing all
about you, young man.”  Mike shuffled.</p>
<p>“You’re a frightful character
from all accounts.”  Mike could not think
of anything to say that was not rude, so said nothing.</p>
<p>“Your brother has asked me to keep an eye on
you.”</p>
<p>Mike’s soul began to tie itself
into knots again.  He was just at the age when
one is most sensitive to patronage and most resentful
of it.</p>
<p>“I promised I would,”
said the Gazeka, turning round and examining himself
in the mirror again.  “You’ll get on
all right if you behave yourself.  Don’t
make a frightful row in the house.  Don’t
cheek your elders and betters.  Wash.  That’s
all.  Cut along.”</p>
<p>Mike had a vague idea of sacrificing
his career to the momentary pleasure of flinging a
chair at the head of the house.  Overcoming this
feeling, he walked out of the room, and up to his dormitory
to change.</p>
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<p>In the dormitory that night the feeling
of revolt, of wanting to do something actively illegal,
increased.  Like Eric, he burned, not with shame
and remorse, but with rage and all that sort of thing. 
He dropped off to sleep full of half-formed plans for
asserting himself.  He was awakened from a dream
in which he was batting against Firby-Smith’s
bowling, and hitting it into space every time, by a
slight sound.  He opened his eyes, and saw a dark
figure silhouetted against the light of the window. 
He sat up in bed.</p>
<p>“Hullo,” he said.  “Is that
you, Wyatt?”</p>
<p>“Are you awake?” said
Wyatt.  “Sorry if I’ve spoiled your
beauty sleep.”</p>
<p>“Are you going out?”</p>
<p>“I am,” said Wyatt. 
“The cats are particularly strong on the wing
just now.  Mustn’t miss a chance like this. 
Specially as there’s a good moon, too. 
I shall be deadly.”</p>
<p>“I say, can’t I come too?”</p>
<p>A moonlight prowl, with or without
an air-pistol, would just have suited Mike’s
mood.</p>
<p>“No, you can’t,”
said Wyatt.  “When I’m caught, as I’m
morally certain to be some day, or night rather, they’re
bound to ask if you’ve ever been out as well
as me.  Then you’ll be able to put your hand
on your little heart and do a big George Washington
act.  You’ll find that useful when the time
comes.”</p>
<p>“Do you think you will be caught?”</p>
<p>“Shouldn’t be surprised. 
Anyhow, you stay where you are.  Go to sleep and
dream that you’re playing for the school against
Ripton.  So long.”</p>
<p>And Wyatt, laying the bar he had extracted
on the window-sill, wriggled out.  Mike saw him
disappearing along the wall.</p>
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<p>It was all very well for Wyatt to
tell him to go to sleep, but it was not so easy to
do it.  The room was almost light; and Mike always
found it difficult to sleep unless it was dark. 
He turned over on his side and shut his eyes, but
he had never felt wider awake.  Twice he heard
the quarters chime from the school clock; and the second
time he gave up the struggle.  He got out of bed
and went to the window.  It was a lovely night,
just the sort of night on which, if he had been at
home, he would have been out after moths with a lantern.</p>
<p>A sharp yowl from an unseen cat told
of Wyatt’s presence somewhere in the big garden. 
He would have given much to be with him, but he realised
that he was on parole.  He had promised not to
leave the house, and there was an end of it.</p>
<p>He turned away from the window and
sat down on his bed.  Then a beautiful, consoling
thought came to him.  He had given his word that
he would not go into the garden, but nothing had been
said about exploring inside the house.  It was
quite late now.  Everybody would be in bed. 
It would be quite safe.  And there must be all
sorts of things to interest the visitor in Wain’s
part of the house.  Food, perhaps.  Mike felt
that he could just do with a biscuit.  And there
were bound to be biscuits on the sideboard in Wain’s
dining-room.</p>
<p>He crept quietly out of the dormitory.</p>
<p>He had been long enough in the house
to know the way, in spite of the fact that all was
darkness.  Down the stairs, along the passage to
the left, and up a few more stairs at the end The
beauty of the position was that the dining-room had
two doors, one leading into Wain’s part of the
house, the other into the boys’ section. 
Any interruption that there might be would come from
the further door.</p>
<p>To make himself more secure he locked
that door; then, turning up the incandescent light,
he proceeded to look about him.</p>
<p>Mr. Wain’s dining-room repaid
inspection.  There were the remains of supper
on the table.  Mike cut himself some cheese and
took some biscuits from the box, feeling that he was
doing himself well.  This was Life.  There
was a little soda-water in the syphon.  He finished
it.  As it swished into the glass, it made a noise
that seemed to him like three hundred Niagaras; but
nobody else in the house appeared to have noticed
it.</p>
<p>He took some more biscuits, and an apple.</p>
<p>After which, feeling a new man, he examined the room.</p>
<p>And this was where the trouble began.</p>
<p>On a table in one corner stood a small
gramophone.  And gramophones happened to be Mike’s
particular craze.</p>
<p>All thought of risk left him. 
The soda-water may have got into his head, or he may
have been in a particularly reckless mood, as indeed
he was.  The fact remains that <i>he</i> inserted
the first record that came to hand, wound the machine
up, and set it going.</p>
<p>The next moment, very loud and nasal,
a voice from the machine announced that Mr. Godfrey
Field would sing “The Quaint Old Bird.” 
And, after a few preliminary chords, Mr. Field actually
did so.</p>
<p><i>"Auntie went to Aldershot in a Paris pom-pom hat."</i></p>
<p>Mike stood and drained it in.</p>
<p><i>"...  Good gracious</i> (sang
Mr. Field), <i>what was that?"</i></p>
<p>It was a rattling at the handle of
the door.  A rattling that turned almost immediately
into a spirited banging.  A voice accompanied the
banging.  “Who is there?” inquired
the voice.  Mike recognised it as Mr. Wain’s. 
He was not alarmed.  The man who holds the ace
of trumps has no need to be alarmed.  His position
was impregnable.  The enemy was held in check
by the locked door, while the other door offered an
admirable and instantaneous way of escape.</p>
<p>Mike crept across the room on tip-toe
and opened the window.  It had occurred to him,
just in time, that if Mr. Wain, on entering the room,
found that the occupant had retired by way of the boys’
part of the house, he might possibly obtain a clue
to his identity.  If, on the other hand, he opened
the window, suspicion would be diverted.  Mike
had not read his “Raffles” for nothing.</p>
<p>The handle-rattling was resumed. 
This was good.  So long as the frontal attack
was kept up, there was no chance of his being taken
in the rear—­his only danger.</p>
<p>He stopped the gramophone, which had
been pegging away patiently at “The Quaint Old
Bird” all the time, and reflected.  It seemed
a pity to evacuate the position and ring down the
curtain on what was, to date, the most exciting episode
of his life; but he must not overdo the thing, and
get caught.  At any moment the noise might bring
reinforcements to the besieging force, though it was
not likely, for the dining-room was a long way from
the dormitories; and it might flash upon their minds
that there were two entrances to the room.  Or
the same bright thought might come to Wain himself.</p>
<p>“Now what,” pondered Mike,
“would A. J. Raffles have done in a case like
this?  Suppose he’d been after somebody’s
jewels, and found that they were after him, and he’d
locked one door, and could get away by the other.”</p>
<p>The answer was simple.</p>
<p>“He’d clear out,” thought Mike.</p>
<p>Two minutes later he was in bed.</p>
<p>He lay there, tingling all over with
the consciousness of having played a masterly game,
when suddenly a gruesome idea came to him, and he
sat up, breathless.  Suppose Wain took it into
his head to make a tour of the dormitories, to see
that all was well!  Wyatt was still in the garden
somewhere, blissfully unconscious of what was going
on indoors.  He would be caught for a certainty!</p>
<h3 class="chap"><SPAN name="ch6"> CHAPTER VI<br/><br/> IN WHICH A TIGHT CORNER IS EVADED</SPAN></h3>
<p>For a moment the situation paralysed
Mike.  Then he began to be equal to it.  In
times of excitement one thinks rapidly and clearly. 
The main point, the kernel of the whole thing, was
that he must get into the garden somehow, and warn
Wyatt.  And at the same time, he must keep Mr.
Wain from coming to the dormitory.  He jumped out
of bed, and dashed down the dark stairs.</p>
<p>He had taken care to close the dining-room
door after him.  It was open now, and he could
hear somebody moving inside the room.  Evidently
his retreat had been made just in time.</p>
<p>He knocked at the door, and went in.</p>
<p>Mr. Wain was standing at the window,
looking out.  He spun round at the knock, and
stared in astonishment at Mike’s pyjama-clad
figure.  Mike, in spite of his anxiety, could
barely check a laugh.  Mr. Wain was a tall, thin
man, with a serious face partially obscured by a grizzled
beard.  He wore spectacles, through which he peered
owlishly at Mike.  His body was wrapped in a brown
dressing-gown.  His hair was ruffled.  He
looked like some weird bird.</p>
<p>“Please, sir, I thought I heard a noise,”
said Mike.</p>
<p>Mr. Wain continued to stare.</p>
<p>“What are you doing here?” said he at
last.</p>
<p>“Thought I heard a noise, please, sir.”</p>
<p>“A noise?”</p>
<p>“Please, sir, a row.”</p>
<p>“You thought you heard——!”</p>
<p>The thing seemed to be worrying Mr. Wain.</p>
<p>“So I came down, sir,” said Mike.</p>
<p>The house-master’s giant brain
still appeared to be somewhat clouded.  He looked
about him, and, catching sight of the gramophone, drew
inspiration from it.</p>
<p>“Did you turn on the gramophone?” he asked.</p>
<p>“<i>Me</i>, sir!” said
Mike, with the air of a bishop accused of contributing
to the <i>Police News</i>.</p>
<p>“Of course not, of course not,”
said Mr. Wain hurriedly.  “Of course not. 
I don’t know why I asked.  All this is very
unsettling.  What are you doing here?”</p>
<p>“Thought I heard a noise, please, sir.”</p>
<p>“A noise?”</p>
<p>“A row, sir.”</p>
<p>If it was Mr. Wain’s wish that
he should spend the night playing Massa Tambo to his
Massa Bones, it was not for him to baulk the house-master’s
innocent pleasure.  He was prepared to continue
the snappy dialogue till breakfast time.</p>
<p>“I think there must have been a burglar in here,
Jackson.”</p>
<p>“Looks like it, sir.”</p>
<p>“I found the window open.”</p>
<p>“He’s probably in the garden, sir.”</p>
<p>Mr. Wain looked out into the garden
with an annoyed expression, as if its behaviour in
letting burglars be in it struck him as unworthy of
a respectable garden.</p>
<p>“He might be still in the house,” said
Mr. Wain, ruminatively.</p>
<p>“Not likely, sir.”</p>
<p>“You think not?”</p>
<p>“Wouldn’t be such a fool, sir.  I
mean, such an ass, sir.”</p>
<p>“Perhaps you are right, Jackson.”</p>
<p>“I shouldn’t wonder if he was hiding in
the shrubbery, sir.”</p>
<p>Mr. Wain looked at the shrubbery,
as who should say, <i>"Et tu, Brute!"</i></p>
<p>“By Jove!  I think I see
him,” cried Mike.  He ran to the window,
and vaulted through it on to the lawn.  An inarticulate
protest from Mr. Wain, rendered speechless by this
move just as he had been beginning to recover his
faculties, and he was running across the lawn into
the shrubbery.  He felt that all was well. 
There might be a bit of a row on his return, but he
could always plead overwhelming excitement.</p>
<p>Wyatt was round at the back somewhere,
and the problem was how to get back without being
seen from the dining-room window.  Fortunately
a belt of evergreens ran along the path right up to
the house.  Mike worked his way cautiously through
these till he was out of sight, then tore for the
regions at the back.</p>
<p>The moon had gone behind the clouds,
and it was not easy to find a way through the bushes. 
Twice branches sprang out from nowhere, and hit Mike
smartly over the shins, eliciting sharp howls of pain.</p>
<p>On the second of these occasions a
low voice spoke from somewhere on his right.</p>
<p>“Who on earth’s that?” it said.</p>
<p>Mike stopped.</p>
<p>“Is that you, Wyatt?  I say——­”</p>
<p>“Jackson!”</p>
<p>The moon came out again, and Mike
saw Wyatt clearly.  His knees were covered with
mould.  He had evidently been crouching in the
bushes on all fours.</p>
<p>“You young ass,” said
Wyatt.  “You promised me that you wouldn’t
get out.”</p>
<p>“Yes, I know, but——­”</p>
<p>“I heard you crashing through
the shrubbery like a hundred elephants.  If you
<i>must</i> get out at night and chance being sacked,
you might at least have the sense to walk quietly.”</p>
<p>“Yes, but you don’t understand.”</p>
<p>And Mike rapidly explained the situation.</p>
<p>“But how the dickens did he
hear you, if you were in the dining-room?” asked
Wyatt.  “It’s miles from his bedroom. 
You must tread like a policeman.”</p>
<p>“It wasn’t that. 
The thing was, you see, it was rather a rotten thing
to do, I suppose, but I turned on the gramophone.”</p>
<p>“You—­<i>what?</i>”</p>
<p>“The gramophone.  It started
playing ‘The Quaint Old Bird.’  Ripping
it was, till Wain came along.”</p>
<p>Wyatt doubled up with noiseless laughter.</p>
<p>“You’re a genius,”
he said.  “I never saw such a man.  Well,
what’s the game now?  What’s the idea?”</p>
<p>“I think you’d better
nip back along the wall and in through the window,
and I’ll go back to the dining-room.  Then
it’ll be all right if Wain comes and looks into
the dorm.  Or, if you like, you might come down
too, as if you’d just woke up and thought you’d
heard a row.”</p>
<p>“That’s not a bad idea. 
All right.  You dash along then.  I’ll
get back.”</p>
<p>Mr. Wain was still in the dining-room,
drinking in the beauties of the summer night through
the open window.  He gibbered slightly when Mike
reappeared.</p>
<p>“Jackson!  What do you mean
by running about outside the house in this way! 
I shall punish you very heavily.  I shall certainly
report the matter to the headmaster.  I will not
have boys rushing about the garden in their pyjamas. 
You will catch an exceedingly bad cold.  You will
do me two hundred lines, Latin and English.  Exceedingly
so.  I will not have it.  Did you not hear
me call to you?”</p>
<p>“Please, sir, so excited,”
said Mike, standing outside with his hands on the
sill.</p>
<p>“You have no business to be
excited.  I will not have it.  It is exceedingly
impertinent of you.”</p>
<p>“Please, sir, may I come in?”</p>
<p>“Come in!  Of course, come
in.  Have you no sense, boy?  You are laying
the seeds of a bad cold.  Come in at once.”</p>
<p>Mike clambered through the window.</p>
<p>“I couldn’t find him, sir.  He must
have got out of the garden.”</p>
<p>“Undoubtedly,” said Mr.
Wain.  “Undoubtedly so.  It was very
wrong of you to search for him.  You have been
seriously injured.  Exceedingly so.”</p>
<p>He was about to say more on the subject
when Wyatt strolled into the room.  Wyatt wore
the rather dazed expression of one who has been aroused
from deep sleep.  He yawned before he spoke.</p>
<p>“I thought I heard a noise, sir,” he said.</p>
<p>He called Mr. Wain “father”
in private, “sir” in public.  The presence
of Mike made this a public occasion.</p>
<p>“Has there been a burglary?”</p>
<p>“Yes,” said Mike, “only he has got
away.”</p>
<p>“Shall I go out into the garden,
and have a look round, sir?” asked Wyatt helpfully.</p>
<p>The question stung Mr. Wain into active eruption once
more.</p>
<p>“Under no circumstances whatever,”
he said excitedly.  “Stay where you are,
James.  I will not have boys running about my garden
at night.  It is preposterous.  Inordinately
so.  Both of you go to bed immediately.  I
shall not speak to you again on this subject. 
I must be obeyed instantly.  You hear me, Jackson? 
James, you understand me?  To bed at once. 
And, if I find you outside your dormitory again to-night,
you will both be punished with extreme severity. 
I will not have this lax and reckless behaviour.”</p>
<p>“But the burglar, sir?” said Wyatt.</p>
<p>“We might catch him, sir,” said Mike.</p>
<p>Mr. Wain’s manner changed to
a slow and stately sarcasm, in much the same way as
a motor-car changes from the top speed to its first.</p>
<p>“I was under the impression,”
he said, in the heavy way almost invariably affected
by weak masters in their dealings with the obstreperous,
“I was distinctly under the impression that I
had ordered you to retire immediately to your dormitory. 
It is possible that you mistook my meaning.  In
that case I shall be happy to repeat what I said. 
It is also in my mind that I threatened to punish you
with the utmost severity if you did not retire at once. 
In these circumstances, James—­and you,
Jackson—­you will doubtless see the necessity
of complying with my wishes.”</p>
<p>They made it so.</p>
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