<h3 class="chap"><SPAN name="ch12"> CHAPTER XII<br/><br/> MIKE GETS HIS CHANCE</SPAN></h3>
<p>The headmaster was quite bland and
business-like about it all.  There were no impassioned
addresses from the dais.  He did not tell the
school that it ought to be ashamed of itself. 
Nor did he say that he should never have thought it
of them.  Prayers on the Saturday morning were
marked by no unusual features.  There was, indeed,
a stir of excitement when he came to the edge of the
dais, and cleared his throat as a preliminary to making
an announcement.  Now for it, thought the school.</p>
<p>This was the announcement.</p>
<p>“There has been an outbreak
of chicken-pox in the town.  All streets except
the High Street will in consequence be out of bounds
till further notice.”</p>
<p>He then gave the nod of dismissal.</p>
<p>The school streamed downstairs, marvelling.</p>
<p>The less astute of the picnickers,
unmindful of the homely proverb about hallooing before
leaving the wood, were openly exulting.  It seemed
plain to them that the headmaster, baffled by the magnitude
of the thing, had resolved to pursue the safe course
of ignoring it altogether.  To lie low is always
a shrewd piece of tactics, and there seemed no reason
why the Head should not have decided on it in the
present instance.</p>
<p>Neville-Smith was among these premature rejoicers.</p>
<p>“I say,” he chuckled,
overtaking Wyatt in the cloisters, “this is all
right, isn’t it!  He’s funked it. 
I thought he would.  Finds the job too big to
tackle.”</p>
<p>Wyatt was damping.</p>
<p>“My dear chap,” he said,
“it’s not over yet by a long chalk. 
It hasn’t started yet.”</p>
<p>“What do you mean?  Why didn’t he
say anything about it in Hall, then?”</p>
<p>“Why should he?  Have you ever had tick
at a shop?”</p>
<p>“Of course I have.  What do you mean? 
Why?”</p>
<p>“Well, they didn’t send
in the bill right away.  But it came all right.”</p>
<p>“Do you think he’s going to do something,
then?”</p>
<p>“Rather.  You wait.”</p>
<p>Wyatt was right.</p>
<p>Between ten and eleven on Wednesdays
and Saturdays old Bates, the school sergeant, used
to copy out the names of those who were in extra lesson,
and post them outside the school shop.  The school
inspected the list during the quarter to eleven interval.</p>
<p>To-day, rushing to the shop for its
midday bun, the school was aware of a vast sheet of
paper where usually there was but a small one. 
They surged round it.  Buns were forgotten. 
What was it?</p>
<p>Then the meaning of the notice flashed
upon them.  The headmaster had acted.  This
bloated document was the extra lesson list, swollen
with names as a stream swells with rain.  It was
a comprehensive document.  It left out little.</p>
<p>“The following boys will go
in to extra lesson this afternoon and next Wednesday,”
it began.  And “the following boys”
numbered four hundred.</p>
<p>“Bates must have got writer’s
cramp,” said Clowes, as he read the huge scroll.</p>
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<p>Wyatt met Mike after school, as they
went back to the house.</p>
<p>“Seen the ‘extra’
list?” he remarked.  “None of the kids
are in it, I notice.  Only the bigger fellows. 
Rather a good thing.  I’m glad you got off.”</p>
<p>“Thanks,” said Mike, who
was walking a little stiffly.  “I don’t
know what you call getting off.  It seems to me
you’re the chaps who got off.”</p>
<p>“How do you mean?”</p>
<p>“We got tanned,” said Mike ruefully.</p>
<p>“What!”</p>
<p>“Yes.  Everybody below the Upper Fourth.”</p>
<p>Wyatt roared with laughter.</p>
<p>“By Gad,” he said, “he
is an old sportsman.  I never saw such a man. 
He lowers all records.”</p>
<p>“Glad you think it funny. 
You wouldn’t have if you’d been me. 
I was one of the first to get it.  He was quite
fresh.”</p>
<p>“Sting?”</p>
<p>“Should think it did.”</p>
<p>“Well, buck up.  Don’t break down.”</p>
<p>“I’m not breaking down,” said Mike
indignantly.</p>
<p>“All right, I thought you weren’t. 
Anyhow, you’re better off than I am.”</p>
<p>“An extra’s nothing much,” said
Mike.</p>
<p>“It is when it happens to come on the same day
as the M.C.C. match.”</p>
<p>“Oh, by Jove!  I forgot. 
That’s next Wednesday, isn’t it?  You
won’t be able to play!”</p>
<p>“No.”</p>
<p>“I say, what rot!”</p>
<p>“It is, rather.  Still,
nobody can say I didn’t ask for it.  If one
goes out of one’s way to beg and beseech the
Old Man to put one in extra, it would be a little
rough on him to curse him when he does it.”</p>
<p>“I should be awfully sick, if it were me.”</p>
<p>“Well, it isn’t you, so
you’re all right.  You’ll probably
get my place in the team.”</p>
<p>Mike smiled dutifully at what he supposed to be a
humorous sally.</p>
<p>“Or, rather, one of the places,”
continued Wyatt, who seemed to be sufficiently in
earnest.  “They’ll put a bowler in
instead of me.  Probably Druce.  But there’ll
be several vacancies.  Let’s see.  Me. 
Adams.  Ashe.  Any more?  No, that’s
the lot.  I should think they’d give you
a chance.”</p>
<p>“You needn’t rot,”
said Mike uncomfortably.  He had his day-dreams,
like everybody else, and they always took the form
of playing for the first eleven (and, incidentally,
making a century in record time).  To have to
listen while the subject was talked about lightly made
him hot and prickly all over.</p>
<p>“I’m not rotting,”
said Wyatt seriously, “I’ll suggest it
to Burgess to-night.”</p>
<p>“You don’t think there’s
any chance of it, really, do you?” said Mike
awkwardly.</p>
<p>“I don’t see why not? 
Buck up in the scratch game this afternoon.  Fielding
especially.  Burgess is simply mad on fielding. 
I don’t blame him either, especially as he’s
a bowler himself.  He’d shove a man into
the team like a shot, whatever his batting was like,
if his fielding was something extra special. 
So you field like a demon this afternoon, and I’ll
carry on the good work in the evening.”</p>
<p>“I say,” said Mike, overcome,
“it’s awfully decent of you, Wyatt.”</p>
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<p>Billy Burgess, captain of Wrykyn cricket,
was a genial giant, who seldom allowed himself to
be ruffled.  The present was one of the rare occasions
on which he permitted himself that luxury.  Wyatt
found him in his study, shortly before lock-up, full
of strange oaths, like the soldier in Shakespeare.</p>
<p>“You rotter!  You rotter! 
You <i>worm</i>!” he observed crisply, as Wyatt
appeared.</p>
<p>“Dear old Billy!” said
Wyatt.  “Come on, give me a kiss, and let’s
be friends.”</p>
<p>“You——!”</p>
<p>“William!  William!”</p>
<p>“If it wasn’t illegal,
I’d like to tie you and Ashe and that blackguard
Adams up in a big sack, and drop you into the river. 
And I’d jump on the sack first.  What do
you mean by letting the team down like this? 
I know you were at the bottom of it all.”</p>
<p>He struggled into his shirt—­he
was changing after a bath—­and his face
popped wrathfully out at the other end.</p>
<p>“I’m awfully sorry, Bill,”
said Wyatt.  “The fact is, in the excitement
of the moment the M.C.C. match went clean out of my
mind.”</p>
<p>“You haven’t got a mind,”
grumbled Burgess.  “You’ve got a cheap
brown paper substitute.  That’s your trouble.”</p>
<p>Wyatt turned the conversation tactfully.</p>
<p>“How many wickets did you get to-day?”
he asked.</p>
<p>“Eight.  For a hundred and
three.  I was on the spot.  Young Jackson
caught a hot one off me at third man.  That kid’s
good.”</p>
<p>“Why don’t you play him
against the M.C.C. on Wednesday?” said Wyatt,
jumping at his opportunity.</p>
<p>“What?  Are you sitting on my left shoe?”</p>
<p>“No.  There it is in the corner.”</p>
<p>“Right ho!...  What were you saying?”</p>
<p>“Why not play young Jackson for the first?”</p>
<p>“Too small.”</p>
<p>“Rot.  What does size matter? 
Cricket isn’t footer.  Besides, he isn’t
small.  He’s as tall as I am.”</p>
<p>“I suppose he is.  Dash, I’ve dropped
my stud.”</p>
<p>Wyatt waited patiently till he had
retrieved it.  Then he returned to the attack.</p>
<p>“He’s as good a bat as his brother, and
a better field.”</p>
<p>“Old Bob can’t field for
toffee.  I will say that for him.  Dropped
a sitter off me to-day.  Why the deuce fellows
can’t hold catches when they drop slowly into
their mouths I’m hanged if I can see.”</p>
<p>“You play him,” said Wyatt. 
“Just give him a trial.  That kid’s
a genius at cricket.  He’s going to be better
than any of his brothers, even Joe.  Give him
a shot.”</p>
<p>Burgess hesitated.</p>
<p>“You know, it’s a bit
risky,” he said.  “With you three lunatics
out of the team we can’t afford to try many
experiments.  Better stick to the men at the top
of the second.”</p>
<p>Wyatt got up, and kicked the wall
as a vent for his feelings.</p>
<p>“You rotter,” he said. 
“Can’t you <i>see</i> when you’ve
got a good man?  Here’s this kid waiting
for you ready made with a style like Trumper’s,
and you rave about top men in the second, chaps who
play forward at everything, and pat half-volleys back
to the bowler!  Do you realise that your only
chance of being known to Posterity is as the man who
gave M. Jackson his colours at Wrykyn?  In a few
years he’ll be playing for England, and you’ll
think it a favour if he nods to you in the pav. at
Lord’s.  When you’re a white-haired
old man you’ll go doddering about, gassing to
your grandchildren, poor kids, how you ‘discovered’
M. Jackson.  It’ll be the only thing they’ll
respect you for.”</p>
<p>Wyatt stopped for breath.</p>
<p>“All right,” said Burgess,
“I’ll think it over.  Frightful gift
of the gab you’ve got, Wyatt.”</p>
<p>“Good,” said Wyatt. 
“Think it over.  And don’t forget what
I said about the grandchildren.  You would like
little Wyatt Burgess and the other little Burgesses
to respect you in your old age, wouldn’t you? 
Very well, then.  So long.  The bell went
ages ago.  I shall be locked out.”</p>
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<p>On the Monday morning Mike passed
the notice-board just as Burgess turned away from
pinning up the list of the team to play the M.C.C. 
He read it, and his heart missed a beat.  For,
bottom but one, just above the W. B. Burgess, was
a name that leaped from the paper at him.  His
own name.</p>
<h3 class="chap"><SPAN name="ch13"> CHAPTER XIII<br/><br/> THE M.C.C.  MATCH</SPAN></h3>
<p>If the day happens to be fine, there
is a curious, dream-like atmosphere about the opening
stages of a first eleven match.  Everything seems
hushed and expectant.  The rest of the school have
gone in after the interval at eleven o’clock,
and you are alone on the grounds with a cricket-bag. 
The only signs of life are a few pedestrians on the
road beyond the railings and one or two blazer and
flannel-clad forms in the pavilion.  The sense
of isolation is trying to the nerves, and a school
team usually bats 25 per cent. better after lunch,
when the strangeness has worn off.</p>
<p>Mike walked across from Wain’s,
where he had changed, feeling quite hollow.  He
could almost have cried with pure fright.  Bob
had shouted after him from a window as he passed Donaldson’s,
to wait, so that they could walk over together; but
conversation was the last thing Mike desired at that
moment.</p>
<p>He had almost reached the pavilion
when one of the M.C.C. team came down the steps, saw
him, and stopped dead.</p>
<p>“By Jove, Saunders!” cried Mike.</p>
<p>“Why, Master Mike!”</p>
<p>The professional beamed, and quite
suddenly, the lost, hopeless feeling left Mike. 
He felt as cheerful as if he and Saunders had met
in the meadow at home, and were just going to begin
a little quiet net-practice.</p>
<p>“Why, Master Mike, you don’t
mean to say you’re playing for the school already?”</p>
<p>Mike nodded happily.</p>
<p>“Isn’t it ripping,” he said.</p>
<p>Saunders slapped his leg in a sort of ecstasy.</p>
<p>“Didn’t I always say it,
sir,” he chuckled.  “Wasn’t I
right?  I used to say to myself it ’ud be
a pretty good school team that ’ud leave you
out.”</p>
<p>“Of course, I’m only playing
as a sub., you know.  Three chaps are in extra,
and I got one of the places.”</p>
<p>“Well, you’ll make a hundred
to-day, Master Mike, and then they’ll have to
put you in.”</p>
<p>“Wish I could!”</p>
<p>“Master Joe’s come down with the Club,”
said Saunders.</p>
<p>“Joe!  Has he really?  How ripping! 
Hullo, here he is.  Hullo, Joe?”</p>
<p>The greatest of all the Jacksons was
descending the pavilion steps with the gravity befitting
an All England batsman.  He stopped short, as
Saunders had done.</p>
<p>“Mike!  You aren’t playing!”</p>
<p>“Yes.”</p>
<p>“Well, I’m hanged!  Young marvel,
isn’t he, Saunders?”</p>
<p>“He is, sir,” said Saunders. 
“Got all the strokes.  I always said it,
Master Joe.  Only wants the strength.”</p>
<p>Joe took Mike by the shoulder, and
walked him off in the direction of a man in a Zingari
blazer who was bowling slows to another of the M.C.C.
team.  Mike recognised him with awe as one of the
three best amateur wicket-keepers in the country.</p>
<p>“What do you think of this?”
said Joe, exhibiting Mike, who grinned bashfully. 
“Aged ten last birthday, and playing for the
school.  You are only ten, aren’t you, Mike?”</p>
<p>“Brother of yours?” asked the wicket-keeper.</p>
<p>“Probably too proud to own the relationship,
but he is.”</p>
<p>“Isn’t there any end to
you Jacksons?” demanded the wicket-keeper in
an aggrieved tone.  “I never saw such a family.”</p>
<p>“This is our star.  You
wait till he gets at us to-day.  Saunders is our
only bowler, and Mike’s been brought up on Saunders. 
You’d better win the toss if you want a chance
of getting a knock and lifting your average out of
the minuses.”</p>
<p>“I <i>have</i> won the toss,”
said the other with dignity.  “Do you think
I don’t know the elementary duties of a captain?”</p>
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<p>The school went out to field with
mixed feelings.  The wicket was hard and true,
which would have made it pleasant to be going in first. 
On the other hand, they would feel decidedly better
and fitter for centuries after the game had been in
progress an hour or so.  Burgess was glad as a
private individual, sorry as a captain.  For himself,
the sooner he got hold of the ball and began to bowl
the better he liked it.  As a captain, he realised
that a side with Joe Jackson on it, not to mention
the other first-class men, was not a side to which
he would have preferred to give away an advantage. 
Mike was feeling that by no possibility could he hold
the simplest catch, and hoping that nothing would
come his way.  Bob, conscious of being an uncertain
field, was feeling just the same.</p>
<p>The M.C.C. opened with Joe and a man
in an Oxford Authentic cap.  The beginning of
the game was quiet.  Burgess’s yorker was
nearly too much for the latter in the first over,
but he contrived to chop it away, and the pair gradually
settled down.  At twenty, Joe began to open his
shoulders.  Twenty became forty with disturbing
swiftness, and Burgess tried a change of bowling.</p>
<p>It seemed for one instant as if the
move had been a success, for Joe, still taking risks,
tried to late-cut a rising ball, and snicked it straight
into Bob’s hands at second slip.  It was
the easiest of slip-catches, but Bob fumbled it, dropped
it, almost held it a second time, and finally let
it fall miserably to the ground.  It was a moment
too painful for words.  He rolled the ball back
to the bowler in silence.</p>
<p>One of those weary periods followed
when the batsman’s defence seems to the fieldsmen
absolutely impregnable.  There was a sickening
inevitableness in the way in which every ball was played
with the very centre of the bat.  And, as usual,
just when things seemed most hopeless, relief came. 
The Authentic, getting in front of his wicket, to
pull one of the simplest long-hops ever seen on a cricket
field, missed it, and was l.b.w.  And the next
ball upset the newcomer’s leg stump.</p>
<p>The school revived.  Bowlers and
field were infused with a new life.  Another wicket—­two
stumps knocked out of the ground by Burgess—­helped
the thing on.  When the bell rang for the end of
morning school, five wickets were down for a hundred
and thirteen.</p>
<p>But from the end of school till lunch
things went very wrong indeed.  Joe was still
in at one end, invincible; and at the other was the
great wicket-keeper.  And the pair of them suddenly
began to force the pace till the bowling was in a
tangled knot.  Four after four, all round the
wicket, with never a chance or a mishit to vary the
monotony.  Two hundred went up, and two hundred
and fifty.  Then Joe reached his century, and
was stumped next ball.  Then came lunch.</p>
<p>The rest of the innings was like the
gentle rain after the thunderstorm.  Runs came
with fair regularity, but wickets fell at intervals,
and when the wicket-keeper was run out at length for
a lively sixty-three, the end was very near. 
Saunders, coming in last, hit two boundaries, and
was then caught by Mike.  His second hit had just
lifted the M.C.C. total over the three hundred.</p>
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<p>Three hundred is a score that takes
some making on any ground, but on a fine day it was
not an unusual total for the Wrykyn eleven.  Some
years before, against Ripton, they had run up four
hundred and sixteen; and only last season had massacred
a very weak team of Old Wrykynians with a score that
only just missed the fourth hundred.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, on the present occasion,
there was scarcely time, unless the bowling happened
to get completely collared, to make the runs. 
It was a quarter to four when the innings began, and
stumps were to be drawn at a quarter to seven. 
A hundred an hour is quick work.</p>
<p>Burgess, however, was optimistic,
as usual.  “Better have a go for them,”
he said to Berridge and Marsh, the school first pair.</p>
<p>Following out this courageous advice,
Berridge, after hitting three boundaries in his first
two overs, was stumped half-way through the third.</p>
<p>After this, things settled down. 
Morris, the first-wicket man, was a thoroughly sound
bat, a little on the slow side, but exceedingly hard
to shift.  He and Marsh proceeded to play themselves
in, until it looked as if they were likely to stay
till the drawing of stumps.</p>
<p>A comfortable, rather somnolent feeling
settled upon the school.  A long stand at cricket
is a soothing sight to watch.  There was an absence
of hurry about the batsmen which harmonised well with
the drowsy summer afternoon.  And yet runs were
coming at a fair pace.  The hundred went up at
five o’clock, the hundred and fifty at half-past. 
Both batsmen were completely at home, and the M.C.C.
third-change bowlers had been put on.</p>
<p>Then the great wicket-keeper took
off the pads and gloves, and the fieldsmen retired
to posts at the extreme edge of the ground.</p>
<p>“Lobs,” said Burgess.  “By Jove,
I wish I was in.”</p>
<p>It seemed to be the general opinion
among the members of the Wrykyn eleven on the pavilion
balcony that Morris and Marsh were in luck.  The
team did not grudge them their good fortune, because
they had earned it; but they were distinctly envious.</p>
<p>Lobs are the most dangerous, insinuating
things in the world.  Everybody knows in theory
the right way to treat them.  Everybody knows
that the man who is content not to try to score more
than a single cannot get out to them.  Yet nearly
everybody does get out to them.</p>
<p>It was the same story to-day. 
The first over yielded six runs, all through gentle
taps along the ground.  In the second, Marsh hit
an over-pitched one along the ground to the terrace
bank.  The next ball he swept round to the leg
boundary.  And that was the end of Marsh. 
He saw himself scoring at the rate of twenty-four
an over.  Off the last ball he was stumped by
several feet, having done himself credit by scoring
seventy.</p>
<p>The long stand was followed, as usual,
by a series of disasters.  Marsh’s wicket
had fallen at a hundred and eighty.  Ellerby left
at a hundred and eighty-six.  By the time the
scoring-board registered two hundred, five wickets
were down, three of them victims to the lobs. 
Morris was still in at one end.  He had refused
to be tempted.  He was jogging on steadily to
his century.</p>
<p>Bob Jackson went in next, with instructions
to keep his eye on the lob-man.</p>
<p>For a time things went well. 
Saunders, who had gone on to bowl again after a rest,
seemed to give Morris no trouble, and Bob put him
through the slips with apparent ease.  Twenty runs
were added, when the lob-bowler once more got in his
deadly work.  Bob, letting alone a ball wide of
the off-stump under the impression that it was going
to break away, was disagreeably surprised to find
it break in instead, and hit the wicket.  The
bowler smiled sadly, as if he hated to have to do
these things.</p>
<p>Mike’s heart jumped as he saw
the bails go.  It was his turn next.</p>
<p>“Two hundred and twenty-nine,”
said Burgess, “and it’s ten past six. 
No good trying for the runs now.  Stick in,”
he added to Mike.  “That’s all you’ve
got to do.”</p>
<p>All!...  Mike felt as if he was
being strangled.  His heart was racing like the
engines of a motor.  He knew his teeth were chattering. 
He wished he could stop them.  What a time Bob
was taking to get back to the pavilion!  He wanted
to rush out, and get the thing over.</p>
<p>At last he arrived, and Mike, fumbling
at a glove, tottered out into the sunshine.  He
heard miles and miles away a sound of clapping, and
a thin, shrill noise as if somebody were screaming
in the distance.  As a matter of fact, several
members of his form and of the junior day-room at
Wain’s nearly burst themselves at that moment.</p>
<p>At the wickets, he felt better. 
Bob had fallen to the last ball of the over, and Morris,
standing ready for Saunders’s delivery, looked
so calm and certain of himself that it was impossible
to feel entirely without hope and self-confidence. 
Mike knew that Morris had made ninety-eight, and he
supposed that Morris knew that he was very near his
century; yet he seemed to be absolutely undisturbed. 
Mike drew courage from his attitude.</p>
<p>Morris pushed the first ball away
to leg.  Mike would have liked to have run two,
but short leg had retrieved the ball as he reached
the crease.</p>
<p>The moment had come, the moment which
he had experienced only in dreams.  And in the
dreams he was always full of confidence, and invariably
hit a boundary.  Sometimes a drive, sometimes a
cut, but always a boundary.</p>
<p>“To leg, sir,” said the umpire.</p>
<p>“Don’t be in a funk,”
said a voice.  “Play straight, and you can’t
get out.”</p>
<p>It was Joe, who had taken the gloves
when the wicket-keeper went on to bowl.</p>
<p>Mike grinned, wryly but gratefully.</p>
<p>Saunders was beginning his run. 
It was all so home-like that for a moment Mike felt
himself again.  How often he had seen those two
little skips and the jump.  It was like being
in the paddock again, with Marjory and the dogs waiting
by the railings to fetch the ball if he made a drive.</p>
<p>Saunders ran to the crease, and bowled.</p>
<p>Now, Saunders was a conscientious
man, and, doubtless, bowled the very best ball that
he possibly could.  On the other hand, it was Mike’s
first appearance for the school, and Saunders, besides
being conscientious, was undoubtedly kind-hearted. 
It is useless to speculate as to whether he was trying
to bowl his best that ball.  If so, he failed
signally.  It was a half-volley, just the right
distance away from the off-stump; the sort of ball
Mike was wont to send nearly through the net at home....</p>
<p>The next moment the dreams had come
true.  The umpire was signalling to the scoring-box,
the school was shouting, extra-cover was trotting to
the boundary to fetch the ball, and Mike was blushing
and wondering whether it was bad form to grin.</p>
<p>From that ball onwards all was for
the best in this best of all possible worlds. 
Saunders bowled no more half-volleys; but Mike played
everything that he did bowl.  He met the lobs with
a bat like a barn-door.  Even the departure of
Morris, caught in the slips off Saunders’s next
over for a chanceless hundred and five, did not disturb
him.  All nervousness had left him.  He felt
equal to the situation.  Burgess came in, and
began to hit out as if he meant to knock off the runs. 
The bowling became a shade loose.  Twice he was
given full tosses to leg, which he hit to the terrace
bank.  Half-past six chimed, and two hundred and
fifty went up on the telegraph board.  Burgess
continued to hit.  Mike’s whole soul was
concentrated on keeping up his wicket.  There
was only Reeves to follow him, and Reeves was a victim
to the first straight ball.  Burgess had to hit
because it was the only game he knew; but he himself
must simply stay in.</p>
<p>The hands of the clock seemed to have
stopped.  Then suddenly he heard the umpire say
“Last over,” and he settled down to keep
those six balls out of his wicket.</p>
<p>The lob bowler had taken himself off,
and the Oxford Authentic had gone on, fast left-hand.</p>
<p>The first ball was short and wide
of the off-stump.  Mike let it alone.  Number
two:  yorker.  Got him!  Three:  straight
half-volley.  Mike played it back to the bowler. 
Four:  beat him, and missed the wicket by an inch. 
Five:  another yorker.  Down on it again in
the old familiar way.</p>
<p>All was well.  The match was a
draw now whatever happened to him.  He hit out,
almost at a venture, at the last ball, and mid-off,
jumping, just failed to reach it.  It hummed over
his head, and ran like a streak along the turf and
up the bank, and a great howl of delight went up from
the school as the umpire took off the bails.</p>
<p>Mike walked away from the wickets
with Joe and the wicket-keeper.</p>
<p>“I’m sorry about your
nose, Joe,” said the wicket-keeper in tones of
grave solicitude.</p>
<p>“What’s wrong with it?”</p>
<p>“At present,” said the
wicket-keeper, “nothing.  But in a few years
I’m afraid it’s going to be put badly
out of joint.”</p>
<h3 class="chap"><SPAN name="ch14"> CHAPTER XIV<br/><br/> A SLIGHT IMBROGLIO</SPAN></h3>
<p>Mike got his third eleven colours
after the M.C.C. match.  As he had made twenty-three
not out in a crisis in a first eleven match, this
may not seem an excessive reward.  But it was all
that he expected.  One had to take the rungs of
the ladder singly at Wrykyn.  First one was given
one’s third eleven cap.  That meant, “You
are a promising man, and we have our eye on you.” 
Then came the second colours.  They might mean
anything from “Well, here you <i>are</i>. 
You won’t get any higher, so you may as well
have the thing now,” to “This is just to
show that we still have our eye on you.”</p>
<p>Mike was a certainty now for the second. 
But it needed more than one performance to secure
the first cap.</p>
<p>“I told you so,” said
Wyatt, naturally, to Burgess after the match.</p>
<p>“He’s not bad,”
said Burgess.  “I’ll give him another
shot.”</p>
<p>But Burgess, as has been pointed out,
was not a person who ever became gushing with enthusiasm.</p>
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<p>So Wilkins, of the School House, who
had played twice for the first eleven, dropped down
into the second, as many a good man had done before
him, and Mike got his place in the next match, against
the Gentlemen of the County.  Unfortunately for
him, the visiting team, however gentlemanly, were
not brilliant cricketers, at any rate as far as bowling
was concerned.  The school won the toss, went in
first, and made three hundred and sixteen for five
wickets, Morris making another placid century. 
The innings was declared closed before Mike had a
chance of distinguishing himself.  In an innings
which lasted for one over he made two runs, not out;
and had to console himself for the cutting short of
his performance by the fact that his average for the
school was still infinity.  Bob, who was one of
those lucky enough to have an unabridged innings,
did better in this match, making twenty-five. 
But with Morris making a hundred and seventeen, and
Berridge, Ellerby, and Marsh all passing the half-century,
this score did not show up excessively.</p>
<p>We now come to what was practically
a turning-point in Mike’s career at Wrykyn. 
There is no doubt that his meteor-like flights at cricket
had an unsettling effect on him.  He was enjoying
life amazingly, and, as is not uncommon with the prosperous,
he waxed fat and kicked.  Fortunately for him—­though
he did not look upon it in that light at the time—­he
kicked the one person it was most imprudent to kick. 
The person he selected was Firby-Smith.  With
anybody else the thing might have blown over, to the
detriment of Mike’s character; but Firby-Smith,
having the most tender affection for his dignity, made
a fuss.</p>
<p>It happened in this way.  The
immediate cause of the disturbance was a remark of
Mike’s, but the indirect cause was the unbearably
patronising manner which the head of Wain’s chose
to adopt towards him.  The fact that he was playing
for the school seemed to make no difference at all. 
Firby-Smith continued to address Mike merely as the
small boy.</p>
<p>The following, <i>verbatim</i>, was
the tactful speech which he addressed to him on the
evening of the M.C.C. match, having summoned him to
his study for the purpose.</p>
<p>“Well,” he said, “you
played a very decent innings this afternoon, and I
suppose you’re frightfully pleased with yourself,
eh?  Well, mind you don’t go getting swelled
head.  See?  That’s all.  Run along.”</p>
<p>Mike departed, bursting with fury.</p>
<p>The next link in the chain was forged
a week after the Gentlemen of the County match. 
House matches had begun, and Wain’s were playing
Appleby’s.  Appleby’s made a hundred
and fifty odd, shaping badly for the most part against
Wyatt’s slows.  Then Wain’s opened
their innings.  The Gazeka, as head of the house,
was captain of the side, and he and Wyatt went in
first.  Wyatt made a few mighty hits, and was then
caught at cover.  Mike went in first wicket.</p>
<p>For some ten minutes all was peace. 
Firby-Smith scratched away at his end, getting here
and there a single and now and then a two, and Mike
settled down at once to play what he felt was going
to be the innings of a lifetime.  Appleby’s
bowling was on the feeble side, with Raikes, of the
third eleven, as the star, supported by some small
change.  Mike pounded it vigorously.  To one
who had been brought up on Saunders, Raikes possessed
few subtleties.  He had made seventeen, and was
thoroughly set, when the Gazeka, who had the bowling,
hit one in the direction of cover-point.  With
a certain type of batsman a single is a thing to take
big risks for.  And the Gazeka badly wanted that
single.</p>
<p>“Come on,” he shouted, prancing down the
pitch.</p>
<p>Mike, who had remained in his crease
with the idea that nobody even moderately sane would
attempt a run for a hit like that, moved forward in
a startled and irresolute manner.  Firby-Smith
arrived, shouting “Run!” and, cover having
thrown the ball in, the wicket-keeper removed the
bails.</p>
<p>These are solemn moments.</p>
<p>The only possible way of smoothing
over an episode of this kind is for the guilty man
to grovel.</p>
<p>Firby-Smith did not grovel.</p>
<p>“Easy run there, you know,” he said reprovingly.</p>
<p>The world swam before Mike’s
eyes.  Through the red mist he could see Firby-Smith’s
face.  The sun glinted on his rather prominent
teeth.  To Mike’s distorted vision it seemed
that the criminal was amused.</p>
<p>“Don’t <i>laugh</i>, you grinning ape!”
he cried.  “It isn’t funny.”</p>
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<p>He then made for the trees where the rest of the team
were sitting.</p>
<p>Now Firby-Smith not only possessed
rather prominent teeth; he was also sensitive on the
subject.  Mike’s shaft sank in deeply. 
The fact that emotion caused him to swipe at a straight
half-volley, miss it, and be bowled next ball made
the wound rankle.</p>
<p>He avoided Mike on his return to the
trees.  And Mike, feeling now a little apprehensive,
avoided him.</p>
<p>The Gazeka brooded apart for the rest
of the afternoon, chewing the insult.  At close
of play he sought Burgess.</p>
<p>Burgess, besides being captain of
the eleven, was also head of the school.  He was
the man who arranged prefects’ meetings. 
And only a prefects’ meeting, thought Firby-Smith,
could adequately avenge his lacerated dignity.</p>
<p>“I want to speak to you, Burgess,” he
said.</p>
<p>“What’s up?” said Burgess.</p>
<p>“You know young Jackson in our house.”</p>
<p>“What about him?”</p>
<p>“He’s been frightfully insolent.”</p>
<p>“Cheeked you?” said Burgess, a man of
simple speech.</p>
<p>“I want you to call a prefects’ meeting,
and lick him.”</p>
<p>Burgess looked incredulous.</p>
<p>“Rather a large order, a prefects’
meeting,” he said.  “It has to be a
pretty serious sort of thing for that.”</p>
<p>“Frightful cheek to a school
prefect is a serious thing,” said Firby-Smith,
with the air of one uttering an epigram.</p>
<p>“Well, I suppose—­What did he say
to you?”</p>
<p>Firby-Smith related the painful details.</p>
<p>Burgess started to laugh, but turned the laugh into
a cough.</p>
<p>“Yes,” he said meditatively. 
“Rather thick.  Still, I mean—­A
prefects’ meeting.  Rather like crushing
a thingummy with a what-d’you-call-it. 
Besides, he’s a decent kid.”</p>
<p>“He’s frightfully conceited.”</p>
<p>“Oh, well—­Well, anyhow,
look here, I’ll think it over, and let you know
to-morrow.  It’s not the sort of thing to
rush through without thinking about it.”</p>
<p>And the matter was left temporarily at that.</p>
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