<h3 class="chap"><SPAN name="ch15"> CHAPTER XV<br/><br/> MIKE CREATES A VACANCY</SPAN></h3>
<p>Burgess walked off the ground feeling
that fate was not using him well.</p>
<p>Here was he, a well-meaning youth
who wanted to be on good terms with all the world,
being jockeyed into slaughtering a kid whose batting
he admired and whom personally he liked.  And
the worst of it was that he sympathised with Mike. 
He knew what it felt like to be run out just when
one had got set, and he knew exactly how maddening
the Gazeka’s manner would be on such an occasion. 
On the other hand, officially he was bound to support
the head of Wain’s.  Prefects must stand
together or chaos will come.</p>
<p>He thought he would talk it over with
somebody.  Bob occurred to him.  It was only
fair that Bob should be told, as the nearest of kin.</p>
<p>And here was another grievance against
fate.  Bob was a person he did not particularly
wish to see just then.  For that morning he had
posted up the list of the team to play for the school
against Geddington, one of the four schools which
Wrykyn met at cricket; and Bob’s name did not
appear on that list.  Several things had contributed
to that melancholy omission.  In the first place,
Geddington, to judge from the weekly reports in the
<i>Sportsman</i> and <i>Field</i>, were strong this
year at batting.  In the second place, the results
of the last few matches, and particularly the M.C.C.
match, had given Burgess the idea that Wrykyn was
weak at bowling.  It became necessary, therefore,
to drop a batsman out of the team in favour of a bowler. 
And either Mike or Bob must be the man.</p>
<p>Burgess was as rigidly conscientious
as the captain of a school eleven should be. 
Bob was one of his best friends, and he would have
given much to be able to put him in the team; but
he thought the thing over, and put the temptation
sturdily behind him.  At batting there was not
much to choose between the two, but in fielding there
was a great deal.  Mike was good.  Bob was
bad.  So out Bob had gone, and Neville-Smith, a
fair fast bowler at all times and on his day dangerous,
took his place.</p>
<p>These clashings of public duty with
private inclination are the drawbacks to the despotic
position of captain of cricket at a public school. 
It is awkward having to meet your best friend after
you have dropped him from the team, and it is difficult
to talk to him as if nothing had happened.</p>
<p>Burgess felt very self-conscious as
he entered Bob’s study, and was rather glad
that he had a topic of conversation ready to hand.</p>
<p>“Busy, Bob?” he asked.</p>
<p>“Hullo,” said Bob, with
a cheerfulness rather over-done in his anxiety to
show Burgess, the man, that he did not hold him responsible
in any way for the distressing acts of Burgess, the
captain.  “Take a pew.  Don’t
these studies get beastly hot this weather.  There’s
some ginger-beer in the cupboard.  Have some?”</p>
<p>“No, thanks.  I say, Bob, look here, I want
to see you.”</p>
<p>“Well, you can, can’t
you?  This is me, sitting over here.  The tall,
dark, handsome chap.”</p>
<p>“It’s awfully awkward,
you know,” continued Burgess gloomily; “that
ass of a young brother of yours—­Sorry, but
he <i>is</i> an ass, though he’s your brother——­”</p>
<p>“Thanks for the ‘though,’
Billy.  You know how to put a thing nicely. 
What’s Mike been up to?”</p>
<p>“It’s that old fool the
Gazeka.  He came to me frothing with rage, and
wanted me to call a prefects’ meeting and touch
young Mike up.”</p>
<p>Bob displayed interest and excitement
for the first time.</p>
<p>“Prefects’ meeting! 
What the dickens is up?  What’s he been doing? 
Smith must be drunk.  What’s all the row
about?”</p>
<p>Burgess repeated the main facts of
the case as he had them from Firby-Smith.</p>
<p>“Personally, I sympathise with
the kid,” he added, “Still, the Gazeka
<i>is</i> a prefect——­”</p>
<p>Bob gnawed a pen-holder morosely.</p>
<p>“Silly young idiot,” he said.</p>
<p>“Sickening thing being run out,” suggested
Burgess.</p>
<p>“Still——­”</p>
<p>“I know.  It’s rather
hard to see what to do.  I suppose if the Gazeka
insists, one’s bound to support him.”</p>
<p>“I suppose so.”</p>
<p>“Awful rot.  Prefects’
lickings aren’t meant for that sort of thing. 
They’re supposed to be for kids who steal buns
at the shop or muck about generally.  Not for
a chap who curses a fellow who runs him out. 
I tell you what, there’s just a chance Firby-Smith
won’t press the thing.  He hadn’t
had time to get over it when he saw me.  By now
he’ll have simmered down a bit.  Look here,
you’re a pal of his, aren’t you? 
Well, go and ask him to drop the business.  Say
you’ll curse your brother and make him apologise,
and that I’ll kick him out of the team for the
Geddington match.”</p>
<p>It was a difficult moment for Bob. 
One cannot help one’s thoughts, and for an instant
the idea of going to Geddington with the team, as he
would certainly do if Mike did not play, made him waver. 
But he recovered himself.</p>
<p>“Don’t do that,”
he said.  “I don’t see there’s
a need for anything of that sort.  You must play
the best side you’ve got.  I can easily talk
the old Gazeka over.  He gets all right in a second
if he’s treated the right way.  I’ll
go and do it now.”</p>
<p>Burgess looked miserable.</p>
<p>“I say, Bob,” he said.</p>
<p>“Yes?”</p>
<p>“Oh, nothing—­I mean,
you’re not a bad sort.”  With which
glowing eulogy he dashed out of the room, thanking
his stars that he had won through a confoundedly awkward
business.</p>
<p>Bob went across to Wain’s to interview and soothe
Firby-Smith.</p>
<p>He found that outraged hero sitting
moodily in his study like Achilles in his tent.</p>
<p>Seeing Bob, he became all animation.</p>
<p>“Look here,” he said,
“I wanted to see you.  You know, that frightful
young brother of yours——­”</p>
<p>“I know, I know,” said
Bob.  “Burgess was telling me.  He wants
kicking.”</p>
<p>“He wants a frightful licking
from the prefects,” emended the aggrieved party.</p>
<p>“Well, I don’t know, you
know.  Not much good lugging the prefects into
it, is there?  I mean, apart from everything else,
not much of a catch for me, would it be, having to
sit there and look on.  I’m a prefect, too,
you know.”</p>
<p>Firby-Smith looked a little blank
at this.  He had a great admiration for Bob.</p>
<p>“I didn’t think of you,” he said.</p>
<p>“I thought you hadn’t,” said Bob. 
“You see it now, though, don’t you?”</p>
<p>Firby-Smith returned to the original grievance.</p>
<p>“Well, you know, it was frightful cheek.”</p>
<p>“Of course it was.  Still,
I think if I saw him and cursed him, and sent him
up to you to apologise—­How would that do?”</p>
<p>“All right.  After all, I did run him out.”</p>
<p>“Yes, there’s that, of
course.  Mike’s all right, really.  It
isn’t as if he did that sort of thing as a habit.”</p>
<p>“No.  All right then.”</p>
<p>“Thanks,” said Bob, and went to find Mike.</p>
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<p>The lecture on deportment which he
read that future All-England batsman in a secluded
passage near the junior day-room left the latter rather
limp and exceedingly meek.  For the moment all
the jauntiness and exuberance had been drained out
of him.  He was a punctured balloon.  Reflection,
and the distinctly discouraging replies of those experts
in school law to whom he had put the question, “What
d’you think he’ll do?” had induced
a very chastened frame of mind.</p>
<p>He perceived that he had walked very
nearly into a hornets’ nest, and the realisation
of his escape made him agree readily to all the conditions
imposed.  The apology to the Gazeka was made without
reserve, and the offensively forgiving, say-no-more-about-it-but-take-care-in-future
air of the head of the house roused no spark of resentment
in him, so subdued was his fighting spirit.  All
he wanted was to get the thing done with.  He
was not inclined to be critical.</p>
<p>And, most of all, he felt grateful
to Bob.  Firby-Smith, in the course of his address,
had not omitted to lay stress on the importance of
Bob’s intervention.  But for Bob, he gave
him to understand, he, Mike, would have been prosecuted
with the utmost rigour of the law.  Mike came
away with a confused picture in his mind of a horde
of furious prefects bent on his slaughter, after the
manner of a stage “excited crowd,” and
Bob waving them back.  He realised that Bob had
done him a good turn.  He wished he could find
some way of repaying him.</p>
<p>Curiously enough, it was an enemy
of Bob’s who suggested the way—­Burton,
of Donaldson’s.  Burton was a slippery young
gentleman, fourteen years of age, who had frequently
come into contact with Bob in the house, and owed
him many grudges.  With Mike he had always tried
to form an alliance, though without success.</p>
<p>He happened to meet Mike going to
school next morning, and unburdened his soul to him. 
It chanced that Bob and he had had another small encounter
immediately after breakfast, and Burton felt revengeful.</p>
<p>“I say,” said Burton,
“I’m jolly glad you’re playing for
the first against Geddington.”</p>
<p>“Thanks,” said Mike.</p>
<p>“I’m specially glad for one reason.”</p>
<p>“What’s that?” inquired Mike, without
interest.</p>
<p>“Because your beast of a brother
has been chucked out.  He’d have been playing
but for you.”</p>
<p>At any other time Mike would have
heard Bob called a beast without active protest. 
He would have felt that it was no business of his to
fight his brother’s battles for him.  But
on this occasion he deviated from his rule.</p>
<p>He kicked Burton.  Not once or
twice, but several times, so that Burton, retiring
hurriedly, came to the conclusion that it must be
something in the Jackson blood, some taint, as it were. 
They were <i>all</i> beasts.</p>
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<p>Mike walked on, weighing this remark,
and gradually made up his mind.  It must be remembered
that he was in a confused mental condition, and that
the only thing he realised clearly was that Bob had
pulled him out of an uncommonly nasty hole.  It
seemed to him that it was necessary to repay Bob. 
He thought the thing over more fully during school,
and his decision remained unaltered.</p>
<p>On the evening before the Geddington
match, just before lock-up, Mike tapped at Burgess’s
study door.  He tapped with his right hand, for
his left was in a sling.</p>
<p>“Come in!” yelled the captain.  “Hullo!”</p>
<p>“I’m awfully sorry, Burgess,”
said Mike.  “I’ve crocked my wrist
a bit.”</p>
<p>“How did you do that?  You were all right
at the nets?”</p>
<p>“Slipped as I was changing,” said Mike
stolidly.</p>
<p>“Is it bad?”</p>
<p>“Nothing much.  I’m afraid I shan’t
be able to play to-morrow.”</p>
<p>“I say, that’s bad luck. 
Beastly bad luck.  We wanted your batting, too. 
Be all right, though, in a day or two, I suppose?”</p>
<p>“Oh, yes, rather.”</p>
<p>“Hope so, anyway.”</p>
<p>“Thanks.  Good-night.”</p>
<p>“Good-night.”</p>
<p>And Burgess, with the comfortable
feeling that he had managed to combine duty and pleasure
after all, wrote a note to Bob at Donaldson’s,
telling him to be ready to start with the team for
Geddington by the 8.54 next morning.</p>
<h3 class="chap"><SPAN name="ch16"> CHAPTER XVI<br/><br/> AN EXPERT EXAMINATION</SPAN></h3>
<p>Mike’s Uncle John was a wanderer
on the face of the earth.  He had been an army
surgeon in the days of his youth, and, after an adventurous
career, mainly in Afghanistan, had inherited enough
money to keep him in comfort for the rest of his life. 
He had thereupon left the service, and now spent most
of his time flitting from one spot of Europe to another. 
He had been dashing up to Scotland on the day when
Mike first became a Wrykynian, but a few weeks in an
uncomfortable hotel in Skye and a few days in a comfortable
one in Edinburgh had left him with the impression
that he had now seen all that there was to be seen
in North Britain and might reasonably shift his camp
again.</p>
<p>Coming south, he had looked in on
Mike’s people for a brief space, and, at the
request of Mike’s mother, took the early express
to Wrykyn in order to pay a visit of inspection.</p>
<p>His telegram arrived during morning
school.  Mike went down to the station to meet
him after lunch.</p>
<p>Uncle John took command of the situation at once.</p>
<p>“School playing anybody to-day, Mike?  I
want to see a match.”</p>
<p>“They’re playing Geddington. 
Only it’s away.  There’s a second match
on.”</p>
<p>“Why aren’t you—­Hullo,
I didn’t see.  What have you been doing to
yourself?”</p>
<p>“Crocked my wrist a bit.  It’s nothing
much.”</p>
<p>“How did you do that?”</p>
<p>“Slipped while I was changing after cricket.”</p>
<p>“Hurt?”</p>
<p>“Not much, thanks.”</p>
<p>“Doctor seen it?”</p>
<p>“No.  But it’s really nothing. 
Be all right by Monday.”</p>
<p>“H’m.  Somebody ought to look at it. 
I’ll have a look later on.”</p>
<p>Mike did not appear to relish this prospect.</p>
<p>“It isn’t anything, Uncle John, really. 
It doesn’t matter a bit.”</p>
<p>“Never mind.  It won’t
do any harm having somebody examine it who knows a
bit about these things.  Now, what shall we do. 
Go on the river?”</p>
<p>“I shouldn’t be able to steer.”</p>
<p>“I could manage about that. 
Still, I think I should like to see the place first. 
Your mother’s sure to ask me if you showed me
round.  It’s like going over the stables
when you’re stopping at a country-house. 
Got to be done, and better do it as soon as possible.”</p>
<p>It is never very interesting playing
the part of showman at school.  Both Mike and
his uncle were inclined to scamp the business. 
Mike pointed out the various landmarks without much
enthusiasm—­it is only after one has left
a few years that the school buildings take to themselves
romance—­and Uncle John said, “Ah yes,
I see.  Very nice,” two or three times in
an absent voice; and they passed on to the cricket
field, where the second eleven were playing a neighbouring
engineering school.  It was a glorious day. 
The sun had never seemed to Mike so bright or the
grass so green.  It was one of those days when
the ball looks like a large vermilion-coloured football
as it leaves the bowler’s hand.  If ever
there was a day when it seemed to Mike that a century
would have been a certainty, it was this Saturday. 
A sudden, bitter realisation of all he had given up
swept over him, but he choked the feeling down. 
The thing was done, and it was no good brooding over
the might-have-beens now.  Still—­And
the Geddington ground was supposed to be one of the
easiest scoring grounds of all the public schools!</p>
<p>“Well hit, by George!”
remarked Uncle John, as Trevor, who had gone in first
wicket for the second eleven, swept a half-volley to
leg round to the bank where they were sitting.</p>
<p>“That’s Trevor,”
said Mike.  “Chap in Donaldson’s. 
The fellow at the other end is Wilkins.  He’s
in the School House.  They look as if they were
getting set.  By Jove,” he said enviously,
“pretty good fun batting on a day like this.”</p>
<p>Uncle John detected the envious note.</p>
<p>“I suppose you would have been playing here
but for your wrist?”</p>
<p>“No, I was playing for the first.”</p>
<p>“For the first?  For the
school!  My word, Mike, I didn’t know that. 
No wonder you’re feeling badly treated. 
Of course, I remember your father saying you had played
once for the school, and done well; but I thought
that was only as a substitute.  I didn’t
know you were a regular member of the team.  What
bad luck.  Will you get another chance?”</p>
<p>“Depends on Bob.”</p>
<p>“Has Bob got your place?”</p>
<p>Mike nodded.</p>
<p>“If he does well to-day, they’ll probably
keep him in.”</p>
<p>“Isn’t there room for both of you?”</p>
<p>“Such a lot of old colours. 
There are only three vacancies, and Henfrey got one
of those a week ago.  I expect they’ll give
one of the other two to a bowler, Neville-Smith, I
should think, if he does well against Geddington. 
Then there’ll be only the last place left.”</p>
<p>“Rather awkward, that.”</p>
<p>“Still, it’s Bob’s
last year.  I’ve got plenty of time. 
But I wish I could get in this year.”</p>
<p>After they had watched the match for
an hour, Uncle John’s restless nature asserted
itself.</p>
<p>“Suppose we go for a pull on the river now?”
he suggested.</p>
<p>They got up.</p>
<p>“Let’s just call at the
shop,” said Mike.  “There ought to
be a telegram from Geddington by this time.  I
wonder how Bob’s got on.”</p>
<p>Apparently Bob had not had a chance
yet of distinguishing himself.  The telegram read,
“Geddington 151 for four.  Lunch.”</p>
<p>“Not bad that,” said Mike. 
“But I believe they’re weak in bowling.”</p>
<p>They walked down the road towards
the school landing-stage.</p>
<p>“The worst of a school,”
said Uncle John, as he pulled up-stream with strong,
unskilful stroke, “is that one isn’t allowed
to smoke on the grounds.  I badly want a pipe. 
The next piece of shade that you see, sing out, and
we’ll put in there.”</p>
<p>“Pull your left,” said
Mike.  “That willow’s what you want.”</p>
<p>Uncle John looked over his shoulder,
caught a crab, recovered himself, and steered the
boat in under the shade of the branches.</p>
<p>“Put the rope over that stump. 
Can you manage with one hand?  Here, let me—­Done
it?  Good.  A-ah!”</p>
<p>He blew a great cloud of smoke into
the air, and sighed contentedly.</p>
<p>“I hope you don’t smoke, Mike?”</p>
<p>“No.”</p>
<p>“Rotten trick for a boy. 
When you get to my age you need it.  Boys ought
to be thinking about keeping themselves fit and being
good at games.  Which reminds me.  Let’s
have a look at the wrist.”</p>
<p>A hunted expression came into Mike’s eyes.</p>
<p>“It’s really nothing,”
he began, but his uncle had already removed the sling,
and was examining the arm with the neat rapidity of
one who has been brought up to such things.</p>
<p>To Mike it seemed as if everything
in the world was standing still and waiting. 
He could hear nothing but his own breathing.</p>
<p>His uncle pressed the wrist gingerly
once or twice, then gave it a little twist.</p>
<p>“That hurt?” he asked.</p>
<p>“Ye—­no,” stammered Mike.</p>
<p>Uncle John looked up sharply.  Mike was crimson.</p>
<p>“What’s the game?” inquired Uncle
John.</p>
<p>Mike said nothing.</p>
<p>There was a twinkle in his uncle’s eyes.</p>
<p>“May as well tell me.  I
won’t give you away.  Why this wounded warrior
business when you’ve no more the matter with
you than I have?”</p>
<p>Mike hesitated.</p>
<p>“I only wanted to get out of
having to write this morning.  There was an exam.
on.”</p>
<p>The idea had occurred to him just
before he spoke.  It had struck him as neat and
plausible.</p>
<p>To Uncle John it did not appear in the same light.</p>
<p>“Do you always write with your
left hand?  And if you had gone with the first
eleven to Geddington, wouldn’t that have got
you out of your exam?  Try again.”</p>
<p>When in doubt, one may as well tell the truth. 
Mike told it.</p>
<p>“I know.  It wasn’t that, really. 
Only——­”</p>
<p>“Well?”</p>
<p>“Oh, well, dash it all then. 
Old Bob got me out of an awful row the day before
yesterday, and he seemed a bit sick at not playing
for the first, so I thought I might as well let him. 
That’s how it was.  Look here, swear you
won’t tell him.”</p>
<p>Uncle John was silent.  Inwardly
he was deciding that the five shillings which he had
intended to bestow on Mike on his departure should
become a sovereign. (This, it may be mentioned as an
interesting biographical fact, was the only occasion
in his life on which Mike earned money at the rate
of fifteen shillings a half-minute.)</p>
<p>“Swear you won’t tell him.  He’d
be most frightfully sick if he knew.”</p>
<p>“I won’t tell him.”</p>
<p>Conversation dwindled to vanishing-point. 
Uncle John smoked on in weighty silence, while Mike,
staring up at the blue sky through the branches of
the willow, let his mind wander to Geddington, where
his fate was even now being sealed.  How had the
school got on?  What had Bob done?  If he
made about twenty, would they give him his cap? 
Supposing....</p>
<p>A faint snore from Uncle John broke
in on his meditations.  Then there was a clatter
as a briar pipe dropped on to the floor of the boat,
and his uncle sat up, gaping.</p>
<p>“Jove, I was nearly asleep. 
What’s the time?  Just on six?  Didn’t
know it was so late.”</p>
<p>“I ought to be getting back
soon, I think.  Lock-up’s at half-past.”</p>
<p>“Up with the anchor, then. 
You can tackle that rope with two hands now, eh? 
We are not observed.  Don’t fall overboard. 
I’m going to shove her off.”</p>
<p>“There’ll be another telegram,
I should think,” said Mike, as they reached
the school gates.</p>
<p>“Shall we go and look?”</p>
<p>They walked to the shop.</p>
<p>A second piece of grey paper had been
pinned up under the first.  Mike pushed his way
through the crowd.  It was a longer message this
time.</p>
<p>It ran as follows: </p>
<p>   “Geddington 247 (Burgess six
wickets, Neville-Smith four). <br/>
   Wrykyn 270 for nine (Berridge 86,
Marsh 58, Jackson 48).”</p>
<p>Mike worked his way back through the throng, and rejoined
his uncle.</p>
<p>“Well?” said Uncle John.</p>
<p>“We won.”</p>
<p>He paused for a moment.</p>
<p>“Bob made forty-eight,” he added carelessly.</p>
<p>Uncle John felt in his pocket, and
silently slid a sovereign into Mike’s hand.</p>
<p>It was the only possible reply.</p>
<h3 class="chap"><SPAN name="ch17"> CHAPTER XVII<br/><br/> ANOTHER VACANCY</SPAN></h3>
<p>Wyatt got back late that night, arriving
at the dormitory as Mike was going to bed.</p>
<p>“By Jove, I’m done,”
he said.  “It was simply baking at Geddington. 
And I came back in a carriage with Neville-Smith and
Ellerby, and they ragged the whole time.  I wanted
to go to sleep, only they wouldn’t let me. 
Old Smith was awfully bucked because he’d taken
four wickets.  I should think he’d go off
his nut if he took eight ever.  He was singing
comic songs when he wasn’t trying to put Ellerby
under the seat.  How’s your wrist?”</p>
<p>“Oh, better, thanks.”</p>
<p>Wyatt began to undress.</p>
<p>“Any colours?” asked Mike
after a pause.  First eleven colours were generally
given in the pavilion after a match or on the journey
home.</p>
<p>“No.  Only one or two thirds. 
Jenkins and Clephane, and another chap, can’t
remember who.  No first, though.”</p>
<p>“What was Bob’s innings like?”</p>
<p>“Not bad.  A bit lucky. 
He ought to have been out before he’d scored,
and he was out when he’d made about sixteen,
only the umpire didn’t seem to know that it’s
l-b-w when you get your leg right in front of the
wicket and the ball hits it.  Never saw a clearer
case in my life.  I was in at the other end. 
Bit rotten for the Geddington chaps.  Just lost
them the match.  Their umpire, too.  Bit of
luck for Bob.  He didn’t give the ghost
of a chance after that.”</p>
<p>“I should have thought they’d
have given him his colours.”</p>
<p>“Most captains would have done,
only Burgess is so keen on fielding that he rather
keeps off it.”</p>
<p>“Why, did he field badly?”</p>
<p>“Rottenly.  And the man
always will choose Billy’s bowling to drop catches
off.  And Billy would cut his rich uncle from Australia
if he kept on dropping them off him.  Bob’s
fielding’s perfectly sinful.  He was pretty
bad at the beginning of the season, but now he’s
got so nervous that he’s a dozen times worse. 
He turns a delicate green when he sees a catch coming. 
He let their best man off twice in one over, off Billy,
to-day; and the chap went on and made a hundred odd. 
Ripping innings bar those two chances.  I hear
he’s got an average of eighty in school matches
this season.  Beastly man to bowl to.  Knocked
me off in half a dozen overs.  And, when he does
give a couple of easy chances, Bob puts them both
on the floor.  Billy wouldn’t have given
him his cap after the match if he’d made a hundred. 
Bob’s the sort of man who wouldn’t catch
a ball if you handed it to him on a plate, with watercress
round it.”</p>
<p>Burgess, reviewing the match that
night, as he lay awake in his cubicle, had come to
much the same conclusion.  He was very fond of
Bob, but two missed catches in one over was straining
the bonds of human affection too far.  There would
have been serious trouble between David and Jonathan
if either had persisted in dropping catches off the
other’s bowling.  He writhed in bed as he
remembered the second of the two chances which the
wretched Bob had refused.  The scene was indelibly
printed on his mind.  Chap had got a late cut which
he fancied rather.  With great guile he had fed
this late cut.  Sent down a couple which he put
to the boundary.  Then fired a third much faster
and a bit shorter.  Chap had a go at it, just as
he had expected:  and he felt that life was a
good thing after all when the ball just touched the
corner of the bat and flew into Bob’s hands. 
And Bob dropped it!</p>
<p>The memory was too bitter.  If
he dwelt on it, he felt, he would get insomnia. 
So he turned to pleasanter reflections:  the yorker
which had shattered the second-wicket man, and the
slow head-ball which had led to a big hitter being
caught on the boundary.  Soothed by these memories,
he fell asleep.</p>
<p>Next morning he found himself in a
softened frame of mind.  He thought of Bob’s
iniquities with sorrow rather than wrath.  He felt
towards him much as a father feels towards a prodigal
son whom there is still a chance of reforming. 
He overtook Bob on his way to chapel.</p>
<p>Directness was always one of Burgess’s
leading qualities.</p>
<p>“Look here, Bob.  About
your fielding.  It’s simply awful.”</p>
<p>Bob was all remorse.</p>
<p>“It’s those beastly slip catches. 
I can’t time them.”</p>
<p>“That one yesterday was right into your hands. 
Both of them were.”</p>
<p>“I know.  I’m frightfully sorry.”</p>
<p>“Well, but I mean, why <i>can’t</i>
you hold them?  It’s no good being a good
bat—­you’re that all right—­if
you’re going to give away runs in the field.”</p>
<p>“Do you know, I believe I should
do better in the deep.  I could get time to watch
them there.  I wish you’d give me a shot
in the deep—­for the second.”</p>
<p>“Second be blowed!  I want
your batting in the first.  Do you think you’d
really do better in the deep?”</p>
<p>“I’m almost certain I
should.  I’ll practise like mad.  Trevor’ll
hit me up catches.  I hate the slips.  I get
in the dickens of a funk directly the bowler starts
his run now.  I know that if a catch does come,
I shall miss it.  I’m certain the deep would
be much better.”</p>
<p>“All right then.  Try it.”</p>
<p>The conversation turned to less pressing topics.</p>
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<p>In the next two matches, accordingly,
Bob figured on the boundary, where he had not much
to do except throw the ball back to the bowler, and
stop an occasional drive along the carpet.  The
beauty of fielding in the deep is that no unpleasant
surprises can be sprung upon one.  There is just
that moment or two for collecting one’s thoughts
which makes the whole difference.  Bob, as he
stood regarding the game from afar, found his self-confidence
returning slowly, drop by drop.</p>
<p>As for Mike, he played for the second,
and hoped for the day.</p>
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<p>His opportunity came at last. 
It will be remembered that on the morning after the
Great Picnic the headmaster made an announcement in
Hall to the effect that, owing to an outbreak of chicken-pox
in the town, all streets except the High Street would
be out of bounds.  This did not affect the bulk
of the school, for most of the shops to which any
one ever thought of going were in the High Street. 
But there were certain inquiring minds who liked to
ferret about in odd corners.</p>
<p>Among these was one Leather-Twigg,
of Seymour’s, better known in criminal circles
as Shoeblossom.</p>
<p>Shoeblossom was a curious mixture
of the Energetic Ragger and the Quiet Student. 
On a Monday evening you would hear a hideous uproar
proceeding from Seymour’s junior day-room; and,
going down with a swagger-stick to investigate, you
would find a tangled heap of squealing humanity on
the floor, and at the bottom of the heap, squealing
louder than any two others, would be Shoeblossom, his
collar burst and blackened and his face apoplectically
crimson.  On the Tuesday afternoon, strolling
in some shady corner of the grounds you would come
upon him lying on his chest, deep in some work of fiction
and resentful of interruption.  On the Wednesday
morning he would be in receipt of four hundred lines
from his housemaster for breaking three windows and
a gas-globe.  Essentially a man of moods, Shoeblossom.</p>
<p>It happened about the date of the
Geddington match that he took out from the school
library a copy of “The Iron Pirate,” and
for the next day or two he wandered about like a lost
spirit trying to find a sequestered spot in which
to read it.  His inability to hit on such a spot
was rendered more irritating by the fact that, to judge
from the first few chapters (which he had managed
to get through during prep. one night under the eye
of a short-sighted master), the book was obviously
the last word in hot stuff.  He tried the junior
day-room, but people threw cushions at him.  He
tried out of doors, and a ball hit from a neighbouring
net nearly scalped him.  Anything in the nature
of concentration became impossible in these circumstances.</p>
<p>Then he recollected that in a quiet
backwater off the High Street there was a little confectioner’s
shop, where tea might be had at a reasonable sum,
and also, what was more important, peace.</p>
<p>He made his way there, and in the
dingy back shop, all amongst the dust and bluebottles,
settled down to a thoughtful perusal of chapter six.</p>
<p>Upstairs, at the same moment, the
doctor was recommending that Master John George, the
son of the house, be kept warm and out of draughts
and not permitted to scratch himself, however necessary
such an action might seem to him.  In brief, he
was attending J. G. for chicken-pox.</p>
<p>Shoeblossom came away, entering the
High Street furtively, lest Authority should see him
out of bounds, and returned to the school, where he
went about his lawful occasions as if there were no
such thing as chicken-pox in the world.</p>
<p>But all the while the microbe was
getting in some unostentatious but clever work. 
A week later Shoeblossom began to feel queer. 
He had occasional headaches, and found himself oppressed
by a queer distaste for food.  The professional
advice of Dr. Oakes, the school doctor, was called
for, and Shoeblossom took up his abode in the Infirmary,
where he read <i>Punch</i>, sucked oranges, and thought
of Life.</p>
<p>Two days later Barry felt queer. 
He, too, disappeared from Society.</p>
<p>Chicken-pox is no respecter of persons. 
The next victim was Marsh, of the first eleven. 
Marsh, who was top of the school averages.  Where
were his drives now, his late cuts that were wont to
set the pavilion in a roar.  Wrapped in a blanket,
and looking like the spotted marvel of a travelling
circus, he was driven across to the Infirmary in a
four-wheeler, and it became incumbent upon Burgess
to select a substitute for him.</p>
<p>And so it came about that Mike soared
once again into the ranks of the elect, and found
his name down in the team to play against the Incogniti.</p>
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