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<h1><i>THE GAY LORD QUEX</i></h1>
<h2><i>A COMEDY</i></h2>
<h3><i>In Four Acts</i></h3>
<h3><i>By ARTHUR W. PINERO</i></h3>
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<p class="center">[Transcriber's Notes: <br/>The following changes were made to the e-book edition
of this book:<br/><br/> potégée changed to protégée,<br/> and punctuation normalized]</p>
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<p class="center"><i>All applications respecting amateur performances<br/><SPAN name="Page_-9" id="Page_-9"></SPAN>
of this play must he made to Mr.<br/>
Pinero's agents, Samuel French, Limited,<br/>
89 Strand, London, W.C.</i></p>
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<h2><SPAN name="THE_PLAYS_OF_ARTHUR_W_PINERO" id="THE_PLAYS_OF_ARTHUR_W_PINERO"></SPAN><i>THE PLAYS OF ARTHUR W. PINERO</i></h2><SPAN name="Page_-6" id="Page_-6"></SPAN>
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<tr><td align='left'>Paper cover, 1s. 6d.; cloth, 2s. 6d. each</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><i> </i></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><i>THE TIMES</i></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><i>THE PROFLIGATE</i></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><i>THE CABINET MINISTER</i></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><i>THE HOBBY-HORSE</i></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><i>LADY BOUNTIFUL</i></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><i>THE MAGISTRATE</i></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><i>DANDY DICK</i></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><i>SWEET LAVENDER</i></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><i>THE SCHOOLMISTRESS</i></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><i>THE WEAKER SEX</i></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><i>THE AMAZONS</i></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><i>THE SECOND MRS. TANQUERAY</i></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><i>THE NOTORIOUS MRS. EBBSMITH</i></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><i>THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT</i></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><i>THE PRINCESS AND THE BUTTERFLY</i></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><i>TRELAWNY OF THE "WELLS"</i></td></tr>
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<p class='center'>THE PINERO BIRTHDAY BOOK<br/>
Selected and Arranged by MYRA HAMILTON<br/>
With a Portrait, cloth extra, price 2s. 6d.
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<p class='center'><i>LONDON: WILLIAM HEINEMANN</i></p>
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<h2><i>THE GAY<SPAN name="Page_-5" id="Page_-5"></SPAN><br/> LORD QUEX</i></h2>
<h2><i>A COMEDY</i></h2>
<h3><i>In Four Acts</i></h3>
<h3><i>By ARTHUR W. PINERO</i></h3>
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<p class='center'><i>LONDON: WILLIAM HEINEMANN</i></p>
<p class='center'><i>MCM</i><br/><br/><br/></p>
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<i>Copyright, 1900<br/>
All rights reserved<br/>
Entered at Stationers' Hall<br/>
Entered at the Library of Con-<br/>
gress, Washington, U.S.A.</i><br/></p>
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<h4><SPAN name="THE_PERSONS_OF_THE_PLAY" id="THE_PERSONS_OF_THE_PLAY"></SPAN><i>THE PERSONS OF THE PLAY</i></h4><SPAN name="Page_-3" id="Page_-3"></SPAN>
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<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Marquess of Quex</span></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Sir Chichester Frayne</span> (Governor of Uumbos, West Coast of Africa)</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Captain Bastling</span></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">"Valma",</span> otherwise <span class="smcap">Frank Pollitt</span> (a Professional Palmist)</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Duchess Of Strood</span></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Julia, Countess of Owbridge</span></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Mrs. Jack Eden</span></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Muriel Eden</span> (her sister-in-law)</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Sophy Fullgarney</span> (a Manicurist)</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span></td><td align='left'>}</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Miss Huddle</span></td><td align='left'>}</td><td align='left'> (her Assistants)</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Miss Claridge</span></td><td align='left'>}</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span></td><td align='left'>}</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">A Young Lady and other Patrons of Miss Fullgarney</span></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Servants at Fauncey Court</span></td></tr>
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<i>This Play was first acted at<br/>
the Globe Theatre, London, on<br/>
Saturday, April 8, 1899</i><br/></p>
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<p class="center"><SPAN name="Page_-1" id="Page_-1"></SPAN><i>THE FIRST ACT</i></p>
<p class="center">ESTABLISHMENT OF SOPHY FULLGARNEY, MANICURIST<br/>
AND DISPENSER OF ARTICLES FOR THE TOILET,<br/>
185 NEW BOND STREET</p>
<p class="center">(AFTERNOON)<br/><br/><br/></p>
<p class="center"><i>THE SECOND ACT</i></p>
<p class="center">AT LADY OWBRIDGE'S. THE "ITALIAN GARDEN,"<br/>
FAUNCEY COURT, RICHMOND</p>
<p class="center">(EVENING)<br/><br/><br/></p>
<p class="center"><i>THE THIRD ACT</i></p>
<p class="center">A BOUDOIR AND BEDROOM AT FAUNCEY COURT</p>
<p class="center">(NIGHT)<br/><br/><br/></p>
<p class="center"><i>THE FOURTH ACT</i></p>
<p class="center">IN BOND STREET AGAIN</p>
<p class="center">(THE FOLLOWING DAY)<br/><br/><br/></p>
<p class="center"><i>The action of the Play is comprised within the space of
twenty-four hours</i></p>
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<h1><SPAN name="Page_0" id="Page_0"></SPAN><SPAN name="Page_1" id="Page_1"></SPAN>THE GAY LORD QUEX </h1>
<h2>THE FIRST ACT</h2>
<p><i>The scene represents a manicure establishment in New
Bond Street. It is a front room upon the first
floor, with three french-windows affording a view
of certain buildings on the east side of the street.
On the left, furthest from the spectator, is a wide,
arched opening, apparently leading to another
apartment, in which is the door giving entrance to
the rooms from the staircase. Nearer, there is
another french-window, opening on to an expanse
of "leads" and showing the exterior of the wall
of the further room above-mentioned. From the
right, above the middle window, runs an ornamental
partition, about nine feet in height, with panels
of opaque glass. This partition extends more than
half-way across the room, then runs forward for
some distance, turns off at a sharp angle, and terminates
between the arched opening and the window
on the left. That part of the partition running
from right to left is closed on its left side and
forms, therefore, a separate room or compartment.
Facing the audience, on the right, is a door admitting
to this compartment; and, on the left, also in
the, partition opposite the windows on the right, is
<SPAN name="Page_2" id="Page_2"></SPAN>an opening with a looped-back portière. The space
between this opening and the further room forms a
narrow anteroom, containing articles of furniture
visible through the opening. Mirrors are affixed
to the right wall, between the lower and the middle
window and between the middle window and the
partition, while on the left, between the window and
the partition, is another mirror. A number of
business cards are stuck in the frames of the mirrors.
On the right, before each of the two lower windows,
turned from the spectator, is a capacious arm-chair,
made in cane open-work. Attached to the
arms of these chairs are little screens—also made
of cane—shielding in a measure the occupants
of the chairs from observation. Upon both the
right and left arms of these chairs are circular
frames, in cane, shaped to receive bowls of water
Above each of the screen-chairs stands a smaller
chair, set to face the larger one; and beside the
small chair, on its right hand, is a low table, upon
which are arranged the instruments and toilet
necessaries employed in the process of manicure
On the right, between the window and the partition
is a three-cornered what-not, on which are set out
packets of soap and of powder and other articles of
the toilet. At the further end of the room, in the
centre, stands a desk laden with account-books; and
above the desk, its back against the partition, is a
chair. On the right is a hat-and-umbrella stand.
Nearer, in the centre, is a large circular table on
which are displayed bottles of scent and liquid
soap, cases of instruments for manicure, and some
wooden bowls of bath-soap with lather brushes.
On the right and left are ordinary chairs. Placed
<SPAN name="Page_3" id="Page_3"></SPAN>against the partition on the left, and facing the
audience, is a cabinet, making a display similar to
that upon the what-not. Nearer, on the left, there
is another screen-chair set to face the audience;
below it is a smaller seat and, by the side of the
smaller seat, another little table with manicure
tools, &c. Some framed photographs of ladies hang
against the wood-work of the partition and in the
wall-spaces; and in the lower and middle windows,
on the right, bird-cages are suspended.</i></p>
<p><i>The light is that of a bright day in June.</i></p>
<p class="right">[<i>On the right</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Claridge</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Miss
Huddle</span> <i>are in the final stages of manicuring
two smart-looking men. The men
occupy the screen-chairs; the manicurists—comely
girls in black frocks—sit, facing
the men, upon the smaller seats. On the
left</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span> <i>is rougeing and varnishing
the nails of a fashionably-dressed
young lady, whose maid is seated at the
table in the centre.</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span> <i>is at
the desk, deep in accounts.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To the young lady.</i>] You won't have them <i>too</i> red,
will you?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Young Lady</span>.</p>
<p>Not too red—nicely flushed.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">First Gentleman</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Examining his nails critically as he rises.</i>] I say
though, that's a vast improvement!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_4" id="Page_4"></SPAN>Miss Claridge</span>.</p>
<p>Getting more shapely, aren't they?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">First Gentleman</span>.</p>
<p>Thanks awfully.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He pays</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span>, <i>stands talking to her
for a while, and ultimately strolls away
through the opening in the partition.
After putting her table in order</i>, <span class="smcap">Miss
Claridge</span> <i>goes out the same way, carrying
her bowl of water and towel</i>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To the young lady.</i>] Have you had your hand read
yet, madam, by any of these palmists?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Young Lady</span>.</p>
<p>Heavens, yes! I've been twice to that woman
Bernstein, and I don't know how often to Chiron.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>Ah, you ought to try Valma.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Young Lady</span>.</p>
<p>Valma?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>He's the latest. Ladies are flocking to him.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Young Lady</span>.</p>
<p>Really?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_5" id="Page_5"></SPAN>Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>Yes. Such taking manners.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Young Lady</span>.</p>
<p>Where does he—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>186—next door. [<i>Indicating the window on the
left.</i>] You can see his waiting-room from that window.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Young Lady</span>.</p>
<p>Is he a guinea or half a guinea?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, he's a guinea.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Young Lady</span>.</p>
<p>That's a bore.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>Ah, but consider, madam—his rooms are draped
from ceiling to floor in blue velvet. Blue velvet!
fancy! Not that I've had the privilege of viewing
them myself; Miss F. is our authority.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Young Lady</span>.</p>
<p>Miss F.?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>I beg your pardon—Miss Fullgarney. Valma is
quite neighbourly with Miss Fullgarney.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>A door-gong sounds—as it does every time any
one enters or quits the establishment—signifying
that the first gentleman has
departed.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_6" id="Page_6"></SPAN>Second Gentleman</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Rising.</i>] Much obliged. [<i>Putting a tip into</i> <span class="smcap">Miss
Huddle's</span> <i>hand</i>.] For yourself.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Huddle</span>.</p>
<p>Much obliged to <i>you</i>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Second Gentleman</span>.</p>
<p>You're a fresh face here?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Huddle</span>.</p>
<p>Yes; I used to be with Mossu and Madame Roget
in Mortimer Street.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Second Gentleman</span>.</p>
<p>I'll ask for you next time. What name?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Huddle</span>.</p>
<p>Miss Huddle.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Second Gentleman</span>.</p>
<p>Huddle?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Huddle</span>.</p>
<p>Well, p'r'aps you'd better ask for Miss Hud-delle;
I fancy Miss Fullgarney is going to alter me to
that.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Second Gentleman</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With a nod.</i>] Goo'-bye.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Huddle</span>.</p>
<p>Good-day, sir.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He pays</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span> <i>and goes out. The<SPAN name="Page_7" id="Page_7"></SPAN>
maid rises and hands the young lady her
gloves.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Taking a card from the mirror.</i>] Would you like a
card of Valma's, madam, just to remind you?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Young Lady</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Accepting the card and reading it.</i>] "Valma.
Palmist. Professor of the Sciences of Chiromancy
and Chirognomy. 186 New Bond Street." [<i>Giving
the card to her maid.</i>] Keep that.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>The door-gong sounds.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Opening a window.</i>] Look, madam. That's one of
his rooms; the window there—the open one—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Young Lady</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, I see. Thanks. Good-morning.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>Good morning.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>The young lady pays</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span> <i>and
goes, followed by her maid</i>.]</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Huddle</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>] What time is it, dear?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Putting her table in order.</i>] Half-past one. Lunch-time.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_8" id="Page_8"></SPAN>Miss Huddle</span>.</p>
<p>Thought so; I've sech a vacancy.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Miss Huddle</span> <i>goes out, carrying her bowl and
towel, as</i> <span class="smcap">Frank Pollitt</span>—"<span class="smcap">Valma</span>"—<i>appears
at the window on the left—a well,
if rather showily, dressed young fellow,
wearing a frock coat, white waistcoat, and
patent-leather boots. He is handsome in
a commonplace way, and, though stilted
and self-conscious, earnest in speech and
bearing.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking in.</i>] Excuse me—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Startled.</i>] Oh! oh, Mr. Valma!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Entering.</i>] Is Miss Fullgarney in the way?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Gazing at him in modest admiration.</i>] She's with a
lady in the private room, Mr. Valma.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>The door in the partition opens.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>From the private room.</i>] Oh, no, madam, I promise
I won't forget. Certainly not, I take too
much interest in your daughter's nails for that.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_9" id="Page_9"></SPAN>Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>This is her.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>A middle-aged lady enters from the private
room, followed by</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy Fullgarney.</span>
<i>The customer pays at the desk while</i>
<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>rattles on.</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>is a pretty,
elegant, innocently vulgar, fascinating
young woman of six-and-twenty.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With the air of the proprietress of a prosperous
establishment.</i>] Oh, yes, it did slip my memory to
come on Thursday, didn't it? The truth is I had a
most racking head, a thing I never have—well, I
oughtn't to say never have, ought I? [<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Miss
Limbird</span>.] Now, Miss Limbird, see that two pots of
Crème de Mimosa are posted to Mrs. Arment, Carlos
Place; and book me, please—<i>me</i>—you thoroughly
understand?—to attend upon Miss Arment to-morrow
evening at seven. [<i>Accompanying the customer,
who now withdraws.</i>] To-morrow evening at
seven—without fail. [<i>Raising her voice.</i>] The door,
Miss Claridge. Good morning, madam. Good afternoon.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>The door-gong sounds.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Come, girls, you can get to your lunches.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span> <i>leaves her desk and goes out.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>Here's Mr. Valma, Miss Fullgarney.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_10" id="Page_10"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With a little gasp.</i>] Mr. Valma. [<i>Approaching
him.</i>] How do you do?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Advancing.</i>] Pardon me for the liberty I have
taken in again crossing the leads.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking away from him.</i>] No liberty at all.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>I desire a few words with you, Miss Fullgarney,
and it struck me that at this time of the day—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, there's nothing doing here just at lunch-time.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>Perhaps you would graciously allow me to converse
with you while you—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Regaining her self-possession.</i>] Oh, I had my lunch
an hour ago; I came over so ravenous. [<i>Going to</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>, <i>who is still lost in admiration of</i> <span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>—<i>in a
whisper.</i>] Be off, child. Don't stand staring at Mr.
Valma.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy's</span> <i>ear.</i>] I think I've got him another!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_11" id="Page_11"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Shut up!</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span> <i>withdraws, with her bowl and
towel.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.] Did you catch what she said? Oh,
it doesn't matter if you did; you know we are all
working for you, like niggers.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Tenderly.</i>] Ah!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Not a customer leaves my place without having
heard your name mentioned. My girls are regular
bricks.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Approaching her.</i>] And what are you?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking away again.</i>] Oh, I do no more than any
of the others.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>Do you expect me to believe that? you, their
queen! No, it is <i>you</i> who have helped me to steer
my bark into the flowing waters of popularity.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Nervously.</i>] Extremely pleased, I—I'm sure. [<i>He
is close beside her; a cork is drawn loudly. They part,
startled and disturbed. She goes to the opening in the
<SPAN name="Page_12" id="Page_12"></SPAN>partition, raising her voice slightly.</i>] Girls, can't you
draw your corks a shade quieter? Nice if somebody
was coming upstairs!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In the distance.</i>] Very sorry, Miss Fullgarney.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>, <i>as she toys with the articles upon the
circular table.</i>] Everything is so up this weather. It's
their lime-juice champagne.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>By her side again—suddenly.</i>] I love you!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, Mr. Valma!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>I love you! Ever since I had the honour of being
presented to you by Mr. Salmon, the picture-dealer
next door, I have thought of you, dreamt of you,
constantly. [<i>She brushes past him; he follows her.</i>]
Miss Fullgarney, you will accord me permission to
pay you my addresses?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In a flutter.</i>] I—I am highly flattered and complimented,
Mr. Valma, by your proposal—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Taking her hand.</i>] Flattered—no!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_13" id="Page_13"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Withdrawing her hand.</i>] Oh, but please wait!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>Wait!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I mean, I certainly couldn't dream of accepting the
attentions of any man until he fully understood—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>Understood what?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Summoning all her dignity.</i>] Oh, I'll be perfectly
straight with you—until he fully understood that,
whatever my station in life may be now, I have risen
from rather—well, I may say <i>very</i> small beginnings.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>What matters that?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, but I beg your pardon—it does. [<i>Relaxing.</i>]
I am sure I can depend on you not to give me away
all over the place?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>Miss Fullgarney—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>After a cautious glance round.</i>] You know, Mr.
Valma, I was always a self-willed, independent sort
<SPAN name="Page_14" id="Page_14"></SPAN>of a girl—a handful, they used to call me; and when
father died I determined to have done with my step-mother,
and to come to London at any price. I was
seventeen then.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>Yes?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, it's nothing to be ashamed of, really; still, I
did begin life in town—[<i>with an uneasy little laugh
and a toss of the head</i>]—you'd hardly believe it!—as a
nursery-maid.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>H'm! I am aware that is not considered—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I should think not! Oh, of course, in time I rose
to be Useful Maid, and then Maid. I've been lady's-maid
in some excellent houses. And when I got sick
of maiding I went to Dundas's opposite, and served
three years at the hairdressing; that's an extremely
refined position, I needn't say. And then some kind
friends routed me out, [<i>surveying the room proudly</i>]
and put me into this.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>Then why bestow a second thought upon your
beginnings?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>No, I suppose I oughtn't to. Nobody can breathe
a word against my respectability. All the same, I
am quite aware that it mightn't be over pleasant for
<SPAN name="Page_15" id="Page_15"></SPAN>a gentleman to remember that his wife was once—[<i>sitting
in the screen-chair</i>] well, a servant.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>By her chair.</i>] It would not weigh on my mind if
you had been kitchen-maid [<i>pointing out of the window</i>]
at Fletcher's Hotel. [<i>Looking about him.</i>] It's
this business I don't care for.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>This business!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>For <i>you</i>. If you did no more than glide about
your rooms, superintending your young ladies!
[<i>Sitting, facing her.</i>] But I hate the idea of your
sitting here, or there, holding some man's hand in
yours!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Suddenly ablaze.</i>] Do you! [<i>Pointing out of the
window.</i>] Yet you sit there, day after day, and hold
women's hands in yours!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Eagerly.</i>] You are jealous of me?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Panting.</i>] A little.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Going down upon one knee.</i>] Ah, you do love me!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_16" id="Page_16"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Faintly.</i>] Fondly.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>And you will be my wife?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Embracing her.</i>] My dearest!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Not yet! suppose the girls saw you!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>Let all the world see us!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Submissively, laying her cheek upon his brow.</i>] Oh,
but I wish—and yet I don't wish—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>What?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>That you were not so much my superior in every
way.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In an altered voice.</i>] Sophy.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In a murmur, her eyes closed.</i>] Eh-h-h?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_17" id="Page_17"></SPAN>Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>I have had my early struggles too.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>You, love?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>Yes. If you should ever hear—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Hear—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>That until recently I was a solicitor's clerk—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Slightly surprised.</i>] A solicitor's clerk?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>You would not turn against me?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Ah, as if—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>You know my real name is Pollitt—Frank Toleman
Pollitt?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I've heard it isn't really Valma. [<i>With a little
shiver.</i>] Never mind that.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>But I shall be Frank to you henceforth, shan't I?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_18" id="Page_18"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, no, no! always Valma to me—[<i>dreamily</i>] my
Valma. [<i>Their lips meet in a prolonged kiss. Then
the door-gong sounds.</i>] Get up! [<i>They rise in a hurry.
She holds his hand tightly.</i>] Wait and see who it is.
Oh, don't go for a minute! stay a minute!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>They separate; he stands looking out upon
the leads.</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Claridge</span> <i>enters, preceding
the</i> <span class="smcap">Marquess of Quex</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Sir
Chichester Frayne</span>. <span class="smcap">Lord Quex</span> <i>is
forty-eight, keen-faced and bright-eyed,
faultless in dress, in manner debonair and
charming.</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>is a genial wreck of
about five-and-forty—the lean and
shrivelled remnant of a once good-looking
man. His face is yellow and puckered, his
hair prematurely silvered, his moustache
palpably touched-up.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Perceiving</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>and approaching her.</i>] How are
you, Miss Fullgarney?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Respectfully, but icily.</i>] Oh, how do you do, my
lord?</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Miss Claridge</span> <i>withdraws.</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>comes
forward, eyeing</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>with interest.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>My aunt—Lady Owbridge—has asked me to meet
<SPAN name="Page_19" id="Page_19"></SPAN>her here at two o'clock. Her ladyship is lunching at
a tea-shop close by—bunning is a more fitting expression—with
Mrs. Eden and Miss Eden.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Gladly.</i>] Miss Muriel!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, I believe Miss Muriel will place her pretty
finger-tips in your charge, [<i>partly to</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>] while I
escort Lady Owbridge and Mrs. Jack to view this new
biblical picture—[<i>with a gesture</i>] a few doors up.
What is the subject?—Moses in the Bulrushes. [<i>To</i>
<span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.] Come with us, Chick.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>It's not quite two, my lord; if you like, you've just
time to run in next door and have your palm read.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>My palm—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>By this extraordinary palmist everybody is talking
about—Valma.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Pleasantly.</i>] One of these fortune-telling fellows,
eh? [<i>Shaking his head.</i>] I prefer the gipsy on Epsom
race-course.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Under her breath.</i>] Oh, indeed! [<i>Curtly.</i>] Please
take a seat.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She flounces up to the desk and busies herself
there vindictively.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_20" id="Page_20"></SPAN>Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>.] Who's that gal? what's her name?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Fullgarney; a protégée of the Edens. Her father
was bailiff to old Mr. Eden, at their place in Norfolk.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Rather alluring—eh, what?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Wincing.</i>] Don't, Chick!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>My dear Harry, it is perfectly proper, now that
you are affianced to Miss Eden, and have reformed
all that sort of thing—it is perfectly proper that you
should no longer observe pretty women too narrowly.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Obviously.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>But do bear in mind that your old friend is not so
pledged. Recollect that <i>I</i> have been stuck for the
last eight years, with intervals of leave, on the West
Coast of Africa, nursing malaria—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span></p>
<p>[<i>Severely.</i>] Only malaria?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_21" id="Page_21"></SPAN>Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Mournfully.</i>] There is nothing else to nurse, dear
Harry, on the West Coast of Africa. [<i>Glancing at</i>
<span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] Yes, by gad, that gal is alluring!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Walking away.</i>] Tssh! you're a bad companion,
Chick!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He goes to the window and looks into the street.</i>
<span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>joins him.</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>, <i>seizing her
opportunity comes down to</i> <span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.] Valma dear, you see that man?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>Which of the two?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>The dark one. That's Lord Quex—the wickedest
man in London.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>He looks it. [<i>Jealously.</i>] Have you ever cut his
nails?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>No, love, no. Oh, I've heard such tales about
him!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>What tales?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_22" id="Page_22"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I'll tell you, [<i>demurely</i>] when we're married. And
the worst of it is, he is engaged to Miss Eden.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>Who is she?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Miss Muriel Eden, my foster-sister; the dearest
friend I have in the world—except you, sweetheart.
It was Muriel and her brother Jack who put me into
this business. And now my darling is to be sacrificed
to that gay old thing—!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>The door-gong sounds;</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>turns expectantly.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>If Miss Eden is your foster-sister—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, of course, she's six-and-twenty. But the poor
girl has been worried into it by her sister-in-law, Mrs.
Jack, whose one idea is Title and Position. Title and
Position with that old rake by her side!</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span> <i>enters, preceding</i> <span class="smcap">Captain Bastling</span>—<i>a
smart, soldierly-looking man of about eight-and-twenty.</i>
<span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span> <i>returns to her seat at the
desk.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Seeing</i> <span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.] My gracious!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_23" id="Page_23"></SPAN>Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>What's the matter?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Recognising</i> <span class="smcap">Bastling</span> <i>and greeting him.</i>] Hallo,
Napier! how are you?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Shaking hands with</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>.] Hallo, Quex!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>What are you doing here?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.] Phew! I hope to goodness Lord
Quex won't tumble to anything.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>Tumble—to what?</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>introduces</i> <span class="smcap">Bastling</span> <i>to</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>You don't understand; it's Captain Bastling—the
man Muriel is really fond of.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>What, while she's engaged—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With clenched hands.</i>] Yes, and she shall marry
<SPAN name="Page_24" id="Page_24"></SPAN>him too, my darling shall, if I can help to bring it
about.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>You?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Bless 'em, I don't know how they'd contrive without
me!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>Contrive—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Fondly.</i>] You old stupid! whenever Muriel is
coming to be manicured she sends Captain Bastling
a warning overnight; [<i>squeezing</i> <span class="smcap">Pollitt's</span> <i>arm,
roguishly</i>] this kind of thing—"My heart is heavy
and my nails are long. To-morrow—three-thirty."
Ha, ha, ha!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>Dearest, let me advise you—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Her hand upon his lips.</i>] Ah, don't lecture! [<span class="smcap">Bastling</span>
<i>saunters forward to attract</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy's</span> <i>attention.</i>]
Oh—! [<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>, <i>hurriedly.</i>] Go now. Pop in
again by-and-by. [<i>Caressingly.</i>] Um-m-m! my love!</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Pollitt</span> <i>goes out by the window.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Joining</i> <span class="smcap">Bastling</span>—<i>formally.</i>] Good day, Captain
Bastling.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_25" id="Page_25"></SPAN>Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>Good afternoon, Miss Fullgarney.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Dropping her voice.</i>] She'll be here in a minute.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In low tones</i>—<i>making a show of examining the
articles on the circular table.</i>] Yes, I had a note from
her this morning. [<i>Glancing at</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>.] Confounded
nuisance—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Pretending to display the articles.</i>] It's all right;
he's got to take Lady Owbridge and Mrs. Jack Eden
to look at Moses in the Bulrushes—a picture—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>Sophy—I've bad news.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>No! what?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>My regiment is ordered to Hong-Kong.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Great heavens! when are you off?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>In a fortnight.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_26" id="Page_26"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, my poor darling!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>I must see her again to-morrow. I've something
serious to propose to her.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Half in eagerness, half in fright.</i>] Have you?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>But to-morrow it must be alone, Sophy; I can't
say what I have to say in a few hasty whispers, with
all your girls flitting about—and perhaps a customer
or two here. Alone!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Without me?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>Surely you can trust us. To-morrow at twelve.
You'll manage it?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>How can I—alone?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>You're our only friend. Think!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Glancing suddenly towards the left.</i>] Valma's
rooms!</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>has wandered to the back of the
<SPAN name="Page_27" id="Page_27"></SPAN>circular table, and, through his eyeglass, is
again observing</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>. <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>now joins
him.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Perceiving them—to</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] Look out!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Taking a bottle from his hand—raising her voice.</i>]
You'll receive the perfume in the course of the afternoon.
[<i>Replacing the bottle upon the table.</i>] Shall I
do your nails?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>Thanks.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>They move away. He takes his place in the
screen-chair; she sits facing him. During
the process of manicuring they talk together
earnestly.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Eyeing</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] Slim, but shapely. Slim, but
shapely.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span> <i>enters, with a bowl of water. Having
adjusted the bowl upon the arm of the screen-chair,
she retires.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>There's another of 'em. Plain. [<i>Watching</i> MISS
MOON <i>as she goes out.</i>] I don't know—rather alluring.
[<i>Finding</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>by his side.</i>] Beg your pardon.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Didn't hear you.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_28" id="Page_28"></SPAN>Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Glad of it. At the same time, old friend, you will
forgive me for remarking that a man's virtuous
resolutions must be—ha, ha!—somewhat feeble, hey?—when
he flinches at the mere admiration of beauty
on the part of a pal, connoisseur through that pal
undoubtedly is.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, my dear Chick, my resolutions are firm enough.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Dubiously.</i>] H'm!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>And my prudery is consistent with the most laudable
intentions, I assure you. But the fact is, dear chap,
I go in fear and trembling—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Ah!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>No, no, not for my strength of mind—fear lest any
trivial act of mine, however guileless; the most
innocent glance in the direction of a decent-looking
woman; should be misinterpreted by the good ladies
in whose hands I have placed myself—especially aunt
Julia. You remember Lady Owbridge?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Why did you intrust yourself—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>My one chance! [<i>Taking</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>to the table,
<SPAN name="Page_29" id="Page_29"></SPAN>against which they both lean shoulder to shoulder—his
voice falling into a strain of tenderness.</i>] Chick, when
I fell in love with Miss Eden—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In sentimental retrospection.</i>] Fell in love! what
memories are awakened by the dear old phrase!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Dryly.</i>] Yes. Will you talk about your love
affairs, Chick, or shall I—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Certainly—you. Go on, Harry.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>When I proposed marriage to Miss Eden—it was
at the hunt-ball at Stanridge—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>His eyes sparkling.</i>] Did you select a retired
corner—with flowers—by any chance?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>There <i>were</i> flowers.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>I know—<i>I</i> know! Nearly twenty years ago, and
the faint scent of the <i>Gardenia Florida</i> remains in my
nostrils!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_30" id="Page_30"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Quite so. Would <i>you</i> like to—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Sitting.</i>] No, no—you. Excuse me. You go on.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Sitting on the edge of the table, looking down upon</i>
<span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.] When I proposed to Miss Eden I was certain—even
while I was stammering it out—I was
certain that my infernal evil character—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Ah, yes. I've always been a dooced deal more artful
than you, Harry, over my little <i>amours</i>. [<i>Chuckling.</i>]
Ha, ha! devilish cunning!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>And I was right. Her first words were, "Think
of your life; how can you ask this of me?"—her first
words and her last, that evening. I was desperate,
Chick, for I— Well, I'm hit, you know.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>What did you do?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Came to town by the first train in the morning—drove
straight off to Richmond, to my pious aunt.
Found her in bed with asthma; <i>I</i> got her up. And
I almost went down on my knees to her, Chick.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_31" id="Page_31"></SPAN>Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Not really?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I did—old man as I am! no, I'm not old.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Forty-eight. Ha, ha! I'm only forty-five.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>But you've had malaria—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Dry up, Harry!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>So we're quits. Well, down on my marrow-bones I
went, metaphorically, and there and then I made my
vows to old aunt Julia, and craved her help; and she
dropped tears on me, Chick, like a mother. And the
result was that within a month I became engaged to
Miss Eden.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>The young lady soon waived her—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Getting off the table.</i>] I beg your pardon—the
young lady did nothing of the kind. But with aunt
Julia's aid I showed 'em all that it was a genuine case
of done with the old life—a real, genuine instance.
[<i>Balancing upon the back of the chair.</i>] I've sold my
house in Norfolk Street.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_32" id="Page_32"></SPAN>Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>You'll want one.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Gravely.</i>] Not that one—for Muriel. [<i>Brightly.</i>]
And I'm living sedately at Richmond, under aunt
Julia's wing. Muriel is staying at Fauncey Court too,
just now; she's up from Norfolk for the Season,
chaperoned by Mrs. Jack. [<i>Sitting, nursing his knee,
with a sigh of content</i>.] Ah! after all, it's very pleasant
to be a good boy.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>When is it to take place?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>At the end of the year; assuming, of course—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>That you continue to behave prettily? [<span class="smcap">Quex</span>
<i>assents, with a wave of the hand.</i>] The slightest lapse
on your part—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Impossible.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>But it would—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>A little impatiently.</i>] Naturally.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Well, six months pass quickly—everywhere but on
the West Coast of Africa.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_33" id="Page_33"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>And then—you shall be my best man, Chick, if
you're still home.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Rising.</i>] Hah! I never thought—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Rising.</i>] No; I who always laughed at marriage as
a dull depravity permitted to the respectable classes!
I who always maintained that man's whole duty to
woman—meaning his mistresses—that a man's duty
to a woman is liberally discharged when he has made
a settlement on her, or stuck her into his will!
[<i>Blowing the ideas from him.</i>] Phugh!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He goes to the little table, and examines the
objects upon it.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Following him.</i>] Talking of—ah—mistresses I suppose
you've—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, yes, they're all—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Made happy and comfortable?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I've done my utmost.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Mrs.—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_34" id="Page_34"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Rather irritably.</i>] I say, all of them.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>No trouble with Lady—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>No, no, no, no.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>What about the little Duchess? [<span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>pauses in
his examination of a nail-clipper.</i>] Eh?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Turning to him, slightly embarrassed.</i>] Odd that
you should mention her.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Why?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>She's staying at Fauncey Court also.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>The Duchess!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>She proposed herself for a visit. I dared not raise
any objection, for her reputation's sake; the ladies
would have suspected at once. You're one of the
few, Chick, who ever got an inkling of that business.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Very awkward!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_35" id="Page_35"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>No. She's behaving admirably. [<i>Thoughtfully—with
a wry face.</i>] Of course she was always a little
romantic and sentimental.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>By gad though, what an alluring woman!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Shortly.</i>] Perhaps.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Ho, come! you don't mean to tell me—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With dignity.</i>] Yes, I do—upon my honour, I've
forgotten. [<i>The door-gong sounds.</i>] This must be
the ladies.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Muriel Eden</span> <i>enters, followed by</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Claridge</span>.
<span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>is a tall, fresh-looking, girlish young
woman, prettily dressed.</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>rises and meets
her.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Behind the circular table—to</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>, <i>breathlessly,
as if from the exertion of running upstairs.</i>] Well,
Sophy! [<i>Looking round.</i>] Is Lord Quex—?
[<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>glances towards</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>, <i>who advances.</i>] Oh,
yes. [<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>.] Lady Owbridge and Mrs. Jack
won't fag upstairs just now. They're waiting for you
in the carriage, they asked me to say.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_36" id="Page_36"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In tender solicitation.</i>] Moses in the Bulrushes?
You still elect to have your nails cut?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Thanks, I—[<i>with an effort</i>] I've already seen the
picture.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>And its merits are not sufficient—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Guiltily.</i>] I thought the bulrushes rather well
done.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>May I present my old friend, Sir Chichester
Frayne?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.] How do you do?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.] Will you come, Chick? [<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.]
We shall be back very soon.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>nods to</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>and turns
away to the window, removing her gloves.</i>
<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>joins her.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>.] As I suspected—the typical, creamy<SPAN name="Page_37" id="Page_37"></SPAN>
English girl. We all do it! we all come to that,
sooner or later.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking from</i>, <span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>to</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>proudly.</i>] Well—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In answer, kissing his finger-tips to the air.</i>] Alluring!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Ha! [<i>Hastily.</i>] We're keeping the ladies waiting.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He goes out.</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>is following</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>,
<i>when he encounters</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Claridge</span>. <i>He
pauses, gazing at her admiringly. The
door-gong sounds.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Claridge</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Surprised.</i>] Do you wish anything, sir?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With a little sigh of longing.</i>] Ah—h!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Claridge</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Coldly.</i>] Shall I cut your nails?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Wofully.</i>] That's it, dear young lady—you can't!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Claridge</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With hauteur.</i>] Reely! Why not, sir?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_38" id="Page_38"></SPAN>Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>I regret to say I bite 'em.</p>
<p>[<i>He goes out</i>. <span class="smcap">Miss Claridge</span> <i>titters loudly
to</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Claridge</span>, <i>reprovingly.</i>] Miss Claridge! I
don't require you at present.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Miss Claridge</span> <i>withdraws.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Going to</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span>.] Miss Limbird, will <i>you</i>
oblige me? hot water, please.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span> <i>goes out. At once</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>gives
a signal to</i> <span class="smcap">Bastling</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>, <i>and
keeps guard.</i> <span class="smcap">Bastling</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>talk
in low, hurried tones.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>On the right of the circular table.</i>] How are you?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>On the other side, giving him her hand across the
table.</i>] I don't know. [<i>Withdrawing her hand.</i>] I hate
myself!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>Hate yourself?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>For this sort of thing. [<i>Glancing round apprehensively.</i>]
Oh!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_39" id="Page_39"></SPAN>Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>Don't be frightened. Sophy's there.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>I'm nervous—shaky. When I wrote to you last
night I thought I should be able to sneak up to town
this morning only with a maid. And you've met
Quex too!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>None of them suspect—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>No. Oh, but go now!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>Already! May I not sit and watch you?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Not to-day.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>You must hear my news, then, from Sophy; she'll
tell you—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>News?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Turning to them sharply.</i>] Hsst!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Good-bye!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_40" id="Page_40"></SPAN>Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Grasping her arm.</i>] Haven't you one loving little
speech for me?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Behind the table.</i>] Gar—r—rh!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He releases</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>and picks up a large
wooden bowl of bath-soap, just as</i> <span class="smcap">Miss
Limbird</span> <i>re-enters with the hot water.</i>
<span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>moves away, hastily.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Bastling</span>, <i>taking the soap from him—raising
her voice.</i>] Thank you—much obliged. [<i>Transferring
the soap to</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span> <i>and relieving her of the bowl
of water.</i>] For Captain Bastling, with a bottle of
Fleur de Lilas.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span> <i>returns to her desk;</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>
<i>deposits the bowl of water upon the arm
of the screen-chair;</i> <span class="smcap">Bastling</span> <i>fetches his
hat, and gives some directions to</i> <span class="smcap">Miss
Limbird</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>, <i>in a whisper.</i>] Sophy, these extravagances
on his part! I am the cause of them! he
is not in the least well off!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Don't worry; it's all booked. Ha, ha! bless him,
he'll never get his account from me! [<span class="smcap">Bastling</span>, <i>with
<SPAN name="Page_41" id="Page_41"></SPAN>a parting glance in the direction of</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>,
<i>goes out.</i>] He's gone.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span> <i>also goes out, carrying the
bowl of bath-soap.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With a sigh of relief.</i>] Oh!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Coming to her.</i>] We're by ourselves for a minute.
Give me a good hug. [<i>Embracing her.</i>] My dear! my
darling! ha, ha, ha! you shall be the first to hear of
it—I'm engaged.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Sophy! to whom?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>To Mr. Valma, the great palmist.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>What, the young man you've talked to me about—next
door? [<i>Kissing her.</i>] I hope you are doing well
for yourself, dear.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>He's simply perfect! he's—! oh, how can I be such
a brute, talking of my own happiness—! [<i>In an
altered tone.</i>] Darling, Captain Bastling's regiment
is going to be sent off to Hong-Kong.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>After a pause—commanding herself.</i>] When?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_42" id="Page_42"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>In about a fortnight.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Frigidly.</i>] Is this what you had to tell me, from
him?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, and that he must see you to-morrow, alone.
I'll arrange it. Can you manage to be here at
twelve?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>I daresay, somehow.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking at her in surprise.</i>] I thought you'd be
more upset.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Taking</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy's</span> <i>hand.</i>] The truth is, Sophy—I'm
glad.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Glad!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Awfully glad the chance has come of putting an
end to all this. Oh, I've been treating him shockingly!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Him?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Lord Quex!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_43" id="Page_43"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Impatiently.</i>] Oh! pooh!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Leaving</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] Yes, after to-morrow he sha'n't
find me looking a guilty fool whenever he speaks to
me—by Jove, he sha'n't! I believe he guessed I
haven't seen Moses in the Bulrushes!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>But, dear, how do you know what Captain Bastling
means to say to you to-morrow?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Pausing in her walk.</i>] To say?—good-bye.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Suppose he asks you to put him out of his misery—marry
him directly, on the quiet?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>A little unsteadily.</i>] Then I shall tell him finally—my
word is given to Lord Quex.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Coming to her again.</i>] Given!—wrung out of you.
And just for that you'll lose the chance of being
happy—all your life—with the man you—</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She turns away, and sits, on the right of the
circular table, blowing her nose.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_44" id="Page_44"></SPAN>Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>At</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy's</span> <i>side, desperately.</i>] But I tell you,
Sophy, I love Lord Quex.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>You may <i>tell</i> me.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>I do—I mean, I'm getting to. [<i>Defiantly.</i>] At any
rate, I am proud of him.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Proud!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Certainly—proud that he has mended his ways for
my sake.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Between tears and anger.</i>] Mended his ways! with
those eyes of his!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking down upon</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>, <i>wonderingly.</i>] His
eyes? why, they are considered his best feature.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p><i>I</i> never saw wickeder eyes. All my girls say the
same.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With rising indignation.</i>] I am sure you have
never detected Lord Quex looking at anybody in a
way he should not.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_45" id="Page_45"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, I admit he has always behaved in a gentlemanly
manner towards me and my girls.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Haughtily.</i> Towards you and your—! Sophy,
pray remember Lord Quex's rank.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In hot scorn.</i>] His rank! ha! do you think his
lordship has ever let <i>that</i> interfere—?</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She checks herself, finding</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>staring at
her.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In horror.</i>] Sophy!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Discomposed—rising.</i>] Er—if I'm to do anything
to your nails—</p>
<p class="right">[<i>As</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>is moving towards the manicure-table,</i>
<span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>intercepts her.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>You are surely not suggesting that Lord Quex has
ever descended—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Hastily.</i>] No, no, no. [<i>Brushing past</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>and
seating herself before the screen-chair</i>.] Come; they'll
all be here directly.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_46" id="Page_46"></SPAN>Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Sitting in the screen-chair.</i>] Sophy, you have heard
some story—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Examining</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel's</span> <i>hands.</i>] A little varnishing is
all you need to-day.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>You shall tell me!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Proceeding with her work methodically.</i>] It's
nothing much; I'm sorry I—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Imperatively.</i>] Sophy!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Reluctantly.</i>] Oh, well—well, when I was at Mrs.
Beaupoint's in Grosvenor Street—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Yes?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>A Lady Pumphrey came to stay there with a
goodish-looking maid—Edith Smith her name was—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Never mind her name!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>And they'd lately met Lord Quex in a country
<SPAN name="Page_47" id="Page_47"></SPAN>house in Worcestershire. Well, he had kissed <i>her</i>—Smith
admitted it.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Kissed whom—Lady Pumphrey?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, of course he'd kissed Lady Pumphrey; but he
kissed Smith afterwards, when he tipped her. She
told me what he said.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>What did he say?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>He said, "There's a little something for yourself,
my girl."</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Starting to her feet and walking away.</i>] My
heavens! a Maid! what next am I to hear—his
<i>blanchisseuse</i>? [<i>Sinking into a chair.</i>] Oh! oh, dear!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Turning in her chair to face</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.] It's one
thing I always meant to keep to myself.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Bitterly.</i>] Still, I have promised to forgive him for
so much already! And, after all, this occurred a long
while ago.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Thoughtfully.</i>] Ye—e—es. I suppose if you <i>did</i><SPAN name="Page_48" id="Page_48"></SPAN>
find him up to anything of that sort now, you'd—what
would you do?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Do! [<i>With all her heart.</i>] Marry Napier Bastling.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Rising—a mischievous light in her eyes.</i>] Ah—! I
almost wish it <i>would</i> happen!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Sophy!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Leaning against the edge of the circular table, gripping</i>
<span class="smcap">Muriel's</span> <i>hand.</i>] Just for your sake, darling.
[<i>In a low voice.</i>] I almost wish <i>I</i> could come across
him in some quiet little shady spot—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking up at</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>, <i>horrified.</i>] What!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>In one of those greeny nooks you've told me of, at
Fauncey Court. [<i>Between her teeth.</i>] If he ever tried
to kiss <i>me</i>, and I told you of it, you'd take my word
for it, wouldn't you?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Starting to her feet.</i>] For shame! how dare you let
such an idea enter your head? you, a respectable
girl, just engaged yourself—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_49" id="Page_49"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With a quick look towards the window.</i>] Oh, yes!
hush! [<i>Clapping her hand to her mouth.</i>] Oh, what
would Valma say if he knew I'd talked in this style!</p>
<p>[<i>The door-gong sounds.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span></p>
<p>Here they are.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>As they hastily return to their chairs.</i>] Darling, I
was only thinking of you and the poor Captain. [<i>With
another glance towards the window.</i>] Phew! if my
Valma knew!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>They resume their seats, and the manicuring
is continued.</i></p>
<p><span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span> <i>enters, preceding</i> <span class="smcap">Lord Quex</span> <i>and the</i>
<span class="smcap">Countess of Owbridge</span>, <span class="smcap">Mrs. Jack Eden</span> <i>and</i>
<span class="smcap">Frayne</span>. <span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span> <i>follows.</i> <span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>
<i>is a very old lady in a mouse-coloured wig, with
a pale, anxious face, watery eyes, and no eyebrows.</i>
<span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span> <i>is an ultra-fashionably-dressed woman
of about thirty, shrill and</i> maniéré.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>, <i>who is upon his arm.</i>] Yes, a
curious phase of modern life. Many people come to
these places for rest.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking about her shrinkingly.</i>] For rest, Henry?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_50" id="Page_50"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Certainly. I know a woman—I <i>knew</i> a woman
who used to declare that her sole repose during the
Season was the half-hour with the manicurist.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>How are you, Sophy?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>How are you to-day, Mrs. Eden?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>Lady Owbridge, this is Miss Fullgarney, whom
you've heard about.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>rises, makes a bob, and sits again.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Seated.</i>] I hope you're quite well, my dear.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Busy over</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel's</span> <i>nails.</i>] Thanks, my lady; I
hope you're the same.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Sitting.</i>] What is your opinion of the picture,
Lady Owbridge?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Not hearing.</i>] Eh?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_51" id="Page_51"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Moses in the Bulrushes—what d'ye think of it?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Tearfully.</i>] They treat such subjects nowadays
with too little reverence.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Thoughtlessly.</i>] Too much Pharaoh's daughter and
too little Moses.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Frowning him down.</i>] Phsst!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>Certainly the handmaidens remind one of the
young ladies in the ballet at the Empire.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>The Empire?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Checking herself.</i>] Oh—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Popular place of entertainment.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>Ah? The only place of that kind I have visited
for some years is the Imperial Institute.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span> <i>rises, laughing to herself, and
joins</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>. <span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>is
<SPAN name="Page_52" id="Page_52"></SPAN>now establishing cordial relations between
himself and</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] Well, Sophy, and how's your business
getting along?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>, <i>after ascertaining that</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>is not near
her.</i>] Oh, Henry, I have asked Sir Chichester to drive
down to us to-night, to dine.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Watching</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>with apprehension.</i>] Ah, yes,
delightful. [<i>Trying to gain</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne's</span> <i>attention—warningly.</i>]
Phsst! phsst!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Plucking at</i> <span class="smcap">Quex's</span> <i>coat.</i>] I feel that Sir Chichester
is a very wholesome friend for you, Henry.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Very. Phsst!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>What is the name of the West African place?—Uumbos—Uumbos
seems to have improved him
vastly.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In a low voice.</i>] Chichester!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_53" id="Page_53"></SPAN>Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>And it is our wish that you should associate for the
future only with grey-haired men.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span> <i>now withdraws, with</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>at
her heels.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Rising and coming to</i> <span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.] I'm ready,
dear Lady Owbridge. Look! you can see your face
in them.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span> <i>rises;</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>displays her
nails.</i> <span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span> <i>shakes her head
gravely, while</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>bends over</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel's</span>
<i>hands gallantly.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] My hands need trimming up desperately
badly. That maid of mine is a fool at fingers.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Can't you stay now?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With an impatient movement of the head towards</i>
<span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.] Oh, lord, no. [<i>Suddenly.</i>] I say, I
wish you'd run down to Richmond, to Fauncey Court,
and do me. Could you?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Innocently.</i>] Oh, yes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_54" id="Page_54"></SPAN>Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>To-night, before dinner?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I think I can.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.] Lady Owbridge, Miss Fullgarney
is coming down to Richmond this evening to
manicure me. Do, do, do let her give your nails the
fashionable cut. [<i>Going to</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.]
Everybody is wearing pointed nails this Season.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Advancing to</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] Ah, no, no. These practices
are somewhat shocking to an old woman. [<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.]
But I don't blame you. [<i>Laying her hand upon</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy's</span>
<i>arm, kindly.</i>] So you're Miss Eden's foster-sister,
eh?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I've that honour, my lady.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>You look a little thin. Come down to Fauncey
Court to-day as soon as your duties will release you.
Spend as many hours there as you can.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, my lady!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>Run about the grounds—go wherever you please;
<SPAN name="Page_55" id="Page_55"></SPAN>and get the air into your lungs. [<i>With gracious formality.</i>]
Remember, I invite you.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Innocently.</i>] How good of you, Lady Owbridge!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Thank you, my lady.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>returns—accompanied by</i> <span class="smcap">Miss
Moon</span>, <i>who carries a neat package—and
settles an account with</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span> <i>at
the desk.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] You shall be well looked after.</p>
<p>[<i>She shakes hands with</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Kissing</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] We shall meet by-and-by.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>Muriel—young people—</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>joins</i> <span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>; <i>they go out
together.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Nodding to</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] This evening, Sophy.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In a flutter of simple pleasure.</i>] Yes, Mrs. Eden.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_56" id="Page_56"></SPAN>Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Shaking hands with</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.] Till dinner—</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She goes out.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] Good-bye, Miss Fullgarney.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Tripping across the room.</i>] Good-day, my lord.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Joining</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.] Are you coming, Chick?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Taking the parcel from</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>, <i>and turning to</i>
<span class="smcap">Quex</span>, <i>rather bitterly.</i>] I say, that gal has made me buy
something I don't want. They stick you here frightfully—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Ha, ha, ha, ha!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>They go out together.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Adjusting her hair at the mirror.</i>] Come, girls!
look alive! no more work for me to-day! I'm off
home to change my frock. I've got an invite down
to Richmond. My hat and coat!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>The door-gong sounds.</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span> <i>disappears
at the door in the partition.</i>
<span class="smcap">Miss Huddle</span> <i>enters.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_57" id="Page_57"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Miss Hud-delle, please run next door, and ask Mr.
Valma to step this way for a moment.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Huddle</span>.</p>
<p>He's on the leads, Miss Fullgarney, smoking a
cigarette.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Running across to the window.</i>] Get my bag of
tools ready! sharp! [<span class="smcap">Miss Huddle</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span>
<i>go out;</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>opens the window and calls.</i>] Valma!
Valma! Valma!</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span> <i>returns with</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy's</span> <i>hat, coat,
gloves and umbrella.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>Your things, Miss Fullgarney.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Taking them from her.</i>] Send for a hansom—a
smart one.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span> <i>runs out as</i> <span class="smcap">Valma</span> <i>enters at the
window.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Breathlessly.</i>] Valma—Valma, love! I've got an
invite down to Richmond—Lady Owbridge—she's
asked me specially! I'm going home to my place to
smarten-up. Isn't it jolly? [<i>In an outburst.</i>] Oh,
love, you might give-up for to-day, and take me
down!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_58" id="Page_58"></SPAN>Valma</span>.</p>
<p>May I?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>May you! Your hat—get your hat! you'll find me
outside in a cab. </p>
<p class="right">[<i>He hurries away.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span>, <i>carrying a leather bag, enters, followed
by</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Claridge</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Huddle</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>As she, with the aid of her girls, pins on her hat and
scrambles into her coat.</i>] You know, girls, many a silly
person's head would be turned at being asked to a
place like Fauncey Court—as a guest, bear in mind.
But there, the houses I've been in!—it's nothing to
me. Still, specially invited by the Countess of Owbridge
herself—! [<i>Putting her feet in turn upon a chair and
hitching up her stockings.</i>] I shall just make rather a
favour of manicuring Mrs. Jack. One doesn't go
visiting to cut Mrs. Jack's claws. Gloves! Thank
goodness, the evenings are long! they say it's simply
heavenly at Fauncey Court—simply heaven— [<i>She
breaks off abruptly, staring straight before her. Under
her breath.</i>] Oh—! Fauncey Court—Lord Quex—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Claridge</span>.</p>
<p>What's the matter, Miss Fullgarney.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>N—n—nothing.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Entering.</i>] Cab, Miss Fullgarney!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_59" id="Page_59"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In an altered voice.</i>] Bag. [<i>She takes her bag from</i>
<span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span> <i>and walks away, rather slowly, with her
head down. Quietly, without turning.</i>] See you in the
morning, girls.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">The Four Girls</span>.</p>
<p>Good afternoon, Miss Fullgarney.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>goes out.</i></p>
<p class="center"><br/><br/><br/><br/><span class="smcap">end of the first act</span>.</p>
<hr style="width: 65%;" />
<h2><SPAN name="THE_SECOND_ACT" id="THE_SECOND_ACT"></SPAN><SPAN name="Page_60" id="Page_60"></SPAN>THE SECOND ACT</h2>
<p><i>The scene represents a portion of an English garden
laid out in Italian fashion. At the extreme back—upon
ground slightly raised—two dense cypress-hedges,
about sixteen feet high, form an alley running
from right to left. In the centre of the hedge
which is nearer the spectator there is an opening,
and at this opening are three or four steps connecting
the higher with the lower level. Beyond the
alley nothing is seen but the sky and some tree-tops.
In advance is an enclosure formed by a
dwarf cypress-hedge, about four feet in height,
also broken in the centre by an opening, and running
off right and left at a sharp angle. On the
outside of the dwarf hedge is a walk; and beyond,
on the right and left, are trees. Within the enclosure,
on the left, is a small fountain; facing the
fountain, on the right, a piece of old, broken
sculpture. Other bits of antique sculpture are
placed in different parts of the garden. In the
foreground, on the right towards the centre, stands
a stone bench, on the left of which is a table upon
which are the remains of "afternoon tea," with a
garden chair. A similar stone bench stands
opposite.</i></p>
<p><i>The light is that of a very fine evening.</i></p>
<p class="right"><SPAN name="Page_61" id="Page_61"></SPAN>[<span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span> <i>is in the garden-chair,
asleep, an open book in her lap.</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>
<i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>stand, talking together, by
the fountain. On the right-hand stone
bench the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess of Strood</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs.
Eden</span> <i>are seated. The</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>is a
daintily beautiful doll of about seven-and-thirty—a</i>
poseuse, <i>outwardly dignified
and stately when upon her guard,
really a frail, shallow little creature full
of extravagant sentimentality. Until</i>
<span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span> <i>wakes, the conversation
is carried on in subdued tones.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Indicating</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>.] They make a
fascinating couple, don't they, Duchess?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With placid melancholy.</i>] To see two people on the
threshold of wedlock is always painfully interesting.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>I am quite triumphant about it. It is such a
delightful engagement, now that the horrid difficulties
are smoothed away.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, you were telling me of some sad obstacles—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>I nearly perished of them! [<i>Very confidentially.</i>]<SPAN name="Page_62" id="Page_62"></SPAN>
There's no doubt, you know, that his past <i>has</i> been
exceptionally naughty.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Really? Ah! don't be surprised that I am not
more deeply shocked. In these surroundings it is
hard to realise that every aspect of life is not as lovely
as—[<i>pointing to the foliage</i>] the tones of those exquisite,
deep greens, for example.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>However, the dear thing is going to be <i>so</i> good in
the future. [<i>Turning to the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.] I keep forgetting—Lord
Quex is a very old friend of yours?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Serenely.</i>] An acquaintance of many years' standing.
But since his Grace has been an invalid we have lived
much abroad, or in seclusion, and gossip has not
reached us. Alas, you find me a ready subject <i>à
désillusionner</i>! [<i>Rising.</i>] We are in the sun. Shall
we walk?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Sympathetically, as they walk.</i>] Is his Grace still
very unwell?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Smiling sadly upon</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.] He is still over
seventy.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>They wander away, through the trees, as</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>
<i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>leave the fountain.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_63" id="Page_63"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With tender playfulness, first glancing at the sleeping</i>
<span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.] And so all these good things are to
befall me after to-morrow?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In a low voice.</i>] After to-morrow.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>When I approach, I shall no longer see you skim
away into the far vista of these alleys, or shrink back
into the shadows of the corridors—[<i>prosaically</i>] after
to-morrow.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>No—not after to-morrow.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>In place of a cold word, a chilling phrase, a warm
one—after to-morrow.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>I am going to try.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>If I touch your hand, you'll not slip it behind your
back in a hurry [<i>touching her hand</i>]—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Withdrawing it.</i>] Not after to-morrow.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She sits; he stands behind the stone bench,
leaning over the back of it.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_64" id="Page_64"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>But why, may I ask, is this bliss reserved till after
<i>to-morrow</i>?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>I had rather you did <i>not</i> ask me, Quex.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>No? I see, I am a day too soon in putting even
that little question.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Ah, I'll tell you this—I am going to turn over a
new leaf, after to-morrow.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>You! your pages are all milk-white. What can
you detect upon one of them to induce you to turn
it?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Gazing into space.</i>] I—I've been scribbling
there—scrawling—drawing pictures—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Pictures—of what?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>You shall know, perhaps, some day.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>After to-morrow?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_65" id="Page_65"></SPAN>Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, Quex, but—after many to-morrows.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Two Men-Servants</span>—<i>an old man and a
young one—descend the steps and proceed
to remove the tea-things.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Waking.</i>] Eh—? [<i>Seeing</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>.]
Ah, my dears—! I am reading such an absorbing
book.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>By her side, taking the book.</i>] May I—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>You should study the Dean of St. Olpherts'
sermons—and you, Henry.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Taking the book from</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>and turning its
pages.</i>] Yes, I must—I must—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>By the way, has anything been seen of that nice
young manicure girl, Miss Sophy—something—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Sophy Fullgarney—she arrived at about half-past
four, and I asked Mrs. Gregory to show her over the
house. I thought you would not object.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_66" id="Page_66"></SPAN>Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>Object! it pleases me.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>She is roving about the grounds now.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>An exceedingly prepossessing young woman, of her
class.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>The</i> <span class="smcap">Servants</span> <i>have gone up the steps, carrying
the tea-things.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">The Elder Servant</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking down the alley towards the left.</i>] I see the
young person, my lady.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>I'll speak to her, Bristow.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>The</i> <span class="smcap">Elder Servant</span> <i>goes off towards the left;
the younger one, bearing the tray, to the
right. The</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span> <i>return,
above the low cypress-hedge;</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>
<i>meets them.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>I would not have left her, but the young man she
is engaged to brought her down, and I took it upon
myself to give him permission to remain.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, is Miss Fullgarney engaged?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_67" id="Page_67"></SPAN>Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>To Mr. Valma, the palmist.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Approaching.</i>] Valma, the palmist!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>What is a palmist, pray?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>He reads your past and your future in the lines of
your hands. It's his profession, dear Lady Owbridge.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, do let us have him into the drawing-room after
dinner! I hear he is simply charming.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>Charming! [<i>Rising.</i>] What are our ladies coming
to! Dear, dear me! in my day such follies and
superstitions were entirely restricted to the kitchen.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>joins the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span>. <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>is dutifully
looking into the book of sermons.
The servant returns, followed by</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>,
<i>and then retires;</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>comes forward,
beamingly. She is prettily dressed, but in
sober colours.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.] Here I am, my lady. I'm
having such a good time!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_68" id="Page_68"></SPAN>Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>That's right.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, this garden! they may well call it heavenly.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>They ought not to call it that, my dear. But it is
indeed full of earthly solace.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>It must be. And what a place for a bicycle!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Reprovingly.</i>] Bicycles are not allowed to enter
these grounds, Sophy.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Sobered.</i>] Oh—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>Miss Eden tells me you are accompanied by the
young man to whom you are engaged to be married.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I hope I haven't taken too great a liberty—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking round.</i>] I don't see him.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>He has run back to the station. I've just found
<SPAN name="Page_69" id="Page_69"></SPAN>out I left my bag in the fly that brought us here.
So stupid of me!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>Mrs. Gregory will give you, both, dinner.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Thank you, my lady.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>The</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>is now seated in the garden-chair.
The younger of the two servants
enters, carrying</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy's</span> <i>bag and the
evening papers.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Servant</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Handing the bag to</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] The cabman has
brought your bag back, miss.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>There now! Much obliged. [<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.]
Poor Mr. Valma will have his tramp for nothing,
won't he? </p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span> <i>talk together.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>The evening papers, Morgan?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Servant</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Who has laid the papers upon the table.</i>] Yes, my
lady.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>The</i> <span class="smcap">Servant</span> <i>retires.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>So late? we must go in and dress.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_70" id="Page_70"></SPAN>Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Who has been occupied in observing</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>.] I'll
follow you, dear Lady Owbridge.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span> <i>moves away and is joined by</i>
<span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>As she ascends the steps with</i> <span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.]
Sophy, I shall be ready for you in a quarter of an
hour.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>All right, Mrs. Eden.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span> <i>disappear.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Crossing to</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] Wouldn't you like to walk to
the gates to meet Mr. Valma?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Thanks, dear, I think I would.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>I can show you a nearer way than by going back to
the house. [<i>Pointing into the distance.</i>] Follow this
hedge and take the second alley—not the first—on
your left. When you reach the big fountain—</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Quex</span>, <i>still dipping into the sermons, has
come down to the back of the table. He
now throws the book upon the table and
picks up a newspaper.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I beg your pardon, Duchess—I didn't see you.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_71" id="Page_71"></SPAN>Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In a whisper.</i>] Harry—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Startled.</i>] Eh?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>I will hurry into my gown and return. Be here in
a quarter of an hour.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>May I ask—the reason?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>A newspaper in her hand—talking to him, in undertones,
over the top of it.</i>] For a week, only the merest
commonplaces have passed between us. I must
relieve my heart; it is bursting!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I entreat you to consider my position.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Yours! have <i>I</i> no reputation to endanger? [<i>Rising—laying
the paper aside.</i>] What a pitiably small
request! you will grant it?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>If you could see your way to excuse me—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>In memory of the past—! I demand it!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With a stiff bow.</i>] Oh—oh, certainly.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_72" id="Page_72"></SPAN>Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Leaving him.</i>] Thank you.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To himself.</i>] Damn!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He turns on his heel and walks away.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Joining</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.] You are coming to dress?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>After smiling assent, presenting</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] Miss
Fullgarney was my first playmate, Duchess.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking upon</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>graciously.</i>] Ah? [<i>To</i>
<span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.] The souvenirs of childhood are sweet, are
they not?</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She slips her arm through</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel's</span>, <i>and
they ascend the steps and go away together.</i>
<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>comes to the stone bench on the left,
upon which she deposits her bag. She
opens the bag, produces a little mirror and
a comb, and puts her "fringe" in order—humming
as she does so an air from
the latest comic opera. Then she returns
the comb and mirror to the bag and—bag in
hand—prepares to depart. While this is
going on</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>returns, above the low hedge.
He ascends the steps and looks off into the
distance, watching the retreating figure of
the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span>. <i>After a moment or two he
<SPAN name="Page_73" id="Page_73"></SPAN>shrugs his shoulders in a perplexed,
troubled way, and, coming down the steps,
encounters</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Innocently.</i>] Lovely evening, my lord.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Passing her, with a nod and a smile.</i>] Very—very.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>At the table, he exchanges the newspaper he
carries for another. She is going in the
direction indicated by</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>. <i>Suddenly
she pauses, above the dwarf cypress-hedge,
and stands looking at</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>with an expression
in which fear and determination
are mingled. Having selected his newspaper,</i>
<span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>crosses to the left and sits,
reading.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Coming to him.</i>] I don't think I shall go, after
all.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Lowering his paper.</i>] Eh?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I was just starting off down to the gates, you know,
to meet Mr. Valma.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With amiable indifference.</i>] Oh?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Her head upon one side, smiling.</i>] But it's too hot
for walking, isn't it?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_74" id="Page_74"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Resuming his reading.</i>] It is warm.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Putting her bag upon the table and removing her
gloves.</i>] Phew!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She eyes him askance, undecided, as to a plan
of action. He lowers his paper again, disconcerting
her.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>You don't feel you <i>ought</i> to go and meet your—Mr.
Valma?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Edging towards him.</i>] I might miss him—mightn't
I?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Certainly—you might.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Besides, it wouldn't do for me to attend upon Mrs.
Jack—Mrs. Eden—all puffing and towzelled; [<i>archly</i>]
now, would it?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Resuming his reading.</i>] You're the best judge.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>So I've a quarter of an hour to fill in somehow. [<i>A
pause.</i>] I've a quarter of an hour to fill in somehow.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Behind his paper, beginning to be extremely bored.</i>]
Indeed?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_75" id="Page_75"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Quaking.</i>] I—I wish there were some quiet little
shady places to ramble about in, here at Fauncey
Court.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>There are several.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Are there?... are there?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Turning his paper.</i>] Oh, yes, a great many.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>You see, I'm a stranger—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Kindly.</i>] Well, you run along; you'll find 'em.
[<i>She walks away slowly, baffled. He glances at her over
his paper, slightly puzzled.</i>] Have you seen the
grotto?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Turning sharply.</i>] No.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Pointing towards the right.</i>] It's in that direction.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Grotto? Dark, I suppose, and lonelyish?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>You said you desired shade and quiet.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_76" id="Page_76"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, but not darkness. Fancy me in a grotto all
by myself ... by myself...!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Behind his paper again.</i>] I'm afraid I have no
further suggestion to offer.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>There is another pause; then her face lights
up, and she comes down to him swiftly.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Close to him.</i>] Show me your nails, my lord.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Lowering his paper.</i>] My nails?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Taking his hand and examining it.</i>] Excuse me.
Oh, my lord, for shame!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>You take exception to them?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>This is hacking, not cutting. You ought never to
be allowed within a mile of a pair of scissors.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking at his other hand.</i>] Oh, come! they're
hardly as bad as all that.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span></p>
<p>[<i>Examining that hand also.</i>] Ha, ha, ha!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_77" id="Page_77"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Rising, somewhat abashed.</i>] Ha! I confess I am a
little unskilful at such operations.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>No gentleman should trust to himself where his
nails are concerned. Why, a man's hand has lost him
a young lady's affections before this! I've heard of
heaps of cases where matches have been broken
off—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Putting his hands behind him, smiling.</i>] Really?
the results of manicure are more far-reaching than I
had imagined.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>You, see, my lord, when a man's courting he is free
to look his young lady in the face for as long as he
chooses; it's considered proper and attentive. But
the girl is expected to drop <i>her</i> eyes, and then—what
has <i>she</i> to look at? Why, a well-trimmed hand or an
ugly one. [<i>Taking off her rings.</i>] Now then, I'll do
wonders for you in ten minutes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Thank you; I am not going indoors just yet.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>No need to go indoors. [<i>Depositing her rings upon
the table and opening her bag.</i>] I've got my bag here,
with all my tools—see!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_78" id="Page_78"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Ah, but I won't trouble you this evening. Another
occasion—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Arranging her manicure instruments, &c., upon the
table.</i>] No trouble at all, my lord—quite an honour.
[<i>Indicating the stone bench.</i>] Please sit down there.
[<i>Producing a little brass bowl.</i>] Water—?</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She runs to the fountain and fills her bowl
from its basin.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Crossing, hesitatingly, to the right—looking at his
nails and speaking in a formal manner.</i>] You have
been bidden to Fauncey Court for rest and relaxation,
Miss Fullgarney; it is most obliging of you to allow
your pleasure to be disturbed in this way.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Returning to him.</i>] Oh, don't say that, my lord.
[<i>Putting the bowl on the table and dragging the garden-chair
forward to face him.</i>] Business <i>is</i> a pleasure,
sometimes.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>Her close proximity to him forces him back
upon the bench.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Seated—stiffly.</i>] You must, at least, let me open an
account at your excellent establishment.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Not I. [<i>Seated—taking his right hand.</i>] One may
<SPAN name="Page_79" id="Page_79"></SPAN>work occasionally for love, I should hope? [<i>archly</i>]
ha, ha! just for love, eh?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span></p>
<p>[<i>Uncomfortably.</i>] No, no, I couldn't permit it—I
couldn't permit it.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Holding his hand almost caressingly.</i>] Well, well!
we'll see—we'll see. [<i>She clips his nails briskly and
methodically. While she does so she again hums a song,
looking up at him at intervals enticingly, under her
lashes. Breaking off in her song.</i>] My goodness!
what a smooth, young hand you have!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>His discomfort increasing.</i>] Er—indeed?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Many a man of six-and-twenty would be glad to
own such hands, I can tell you. [<i>Patting his hand
reprovingly.</i>] Keep still! [<i>It is now his turn to hum
a song, which he does, under his breath, to disguise
his embarrassment. She looks up at him.</i>] But then,
you're an awfully young man for your age, in every
way, aren't you?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Gazing at the sky.</i>] Oh, I don't know about that.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Slyly.</i>] You <i>do</i> know. [<i>Wagging her head at him.</i>]
You <i>do</i> know.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_80" id="Page_80"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Relaxing slightly.</i>] It may be so, of course, without
one's being conscious of it.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p><i>May</i> be so! ah, ha! not conscious of it! ho!
[<i>Slapping his hand again, soundly.</i>] Artful!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Flattered and amused.</i>] No, no, I assure you! ha, ha!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>They laugh together. His constraint gradually
diminishes. After shaking some
liquid soap from a bottle into the bowl,
she places the bowl beside him on the
bench.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>While doing this.</i>] My young ladies at a-hundred-and-eighty-five
all agree with me about you.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Do they?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, do they!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Your young ladies?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>My girls.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Ha, ha, ha! And what terrible pronouncement
has a-hundred-and-eighty-five to pass upon me?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_81" id="Page_81"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Seven-and-thirty, <i>you</i> look—not a day older; that's
what <i>we</i> say. There, dip your fingers in that, do!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Into this?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Thrusting his fingers into the bowl.</i>] Baby! [<i>The
water splashes over her dress and his coat.</i>] Oh!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I beg your pardon.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Now what have you done? [<i>Wiping the water from
his coat.</i>] You clumsy boy!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Thanks, thanks.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She commences operations upon his left hand.
He is now thoroughly entertained by her
freedom and audacity.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Ha, ha! do you know what <i>I</i> maintain?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Laughing.</i>] Upon my word, I dread to think.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Why, that every man who looks younger than his
years should be watched by the police.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Good heavens, Sophy—Miss Fullgarney!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_82" id="Page_82"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Yes—as a dangerous person.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Dangerous! ho, come!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With the suggestion of a wink.</i>] Dangerous. The
man who is younger than he ought to be is always no
better than he should be.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Ha, ha, ha!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Am I right? am I right, eh? [<i>Putting her cheek
near his lips—speaking in a low voice, breathlessly, her
eyes averted.</i>] Tell me whether I'm right, my lord.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>For the first time, a suspicion of her designs
crosses his mind. He draws back slowly,
eyeing her. There is a pause.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In an altered tone, but keeping her in play.</i>] Ha, ha,
ha, ha! [<i>Looking at his watch.</i>] I—I am afraid I shall
have to run away to dress for dinner very soon.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Resuming her work, disappointed.</i>] Not yet; you've
plenty of time. But there, dangerous or not dangerous,
in my heart I can't help holding with what my lady-customers
are continually saying.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_83" id="Page_83"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Watching her keenly.</i>] No? and what are your lady-customers
continually saying?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Why, that the young fellows of the day are such
conceited, apish creatures; no man under forty-five is
worth wasting a minute's time over.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Ho! they say that, your lady-customers?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Yes; and they're good judges, they are.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Good judges! none better—none better.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Laying her clipper aside suddenly, and putting her
hand to her eyes with a cry of pain.</i>] Oh!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Coolly.</i>] What's the matter?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Rising.</i>] A little splinter has flown into my eye
It often happens.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Rising.</i>] Extremely painful, I expect?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Producing her handkerchief.</i>] Very. [<i>Giving him
her handkerchief.</i>] Do you think you could find it?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_84" id="Page_84"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Certainly, if it's to be found.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Holding the lapels of his coat, her head almost upon
his shoulder, her eyes closed.</i>] Ah! please make haste
and look for it!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Right or left?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>The ri—the left.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Sharply.</i>] Raise your head. Stand up.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Releasing his coat and raising her head.</i>] Eh?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Sternly.</i>] Open your eyes. Both of them. [<i>She
opens her eyes and stares at him. He returns her
handkerchief.</i>] There! I have removed the splinter.
[<i>She slowly backs away like a whipped child. He
follows her.</i>] Miss Fullgarney, I understand you are
engaged to be married—to this young man, Valma?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Tremblingly.</i>] Yes, my lord.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Do you care for him?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Faintly.</i>] Yes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_85" id="Page_85"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>In love with him?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, yes, my lord, indeed.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>And yet you still flirt?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Y—es.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Take my advice—be satisfied with the kisses your
sweetheart gives you. Don't try to get them from
other men, old or young.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>No—no—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Sternly, but kindly.</i>] You little fool!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span> <i>enters, wearing a tall hat and lemon-coloured
gloves.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Jealously.</i>] Sophy! </p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>walks away.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Falteringly.</i>] The fly-man brought back the bag,
Valma dear.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>I am aware of that. [<i>Lowering his voice.</i>] What are
you doing here with Lord Quex?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_86" id="Page_86"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I—I've been manicuring him.</p>
<p class="center"><i>The</i> <span class="smcap">Younger Servant</span> <i>comes down the steps.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Servant</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] Mrs. Eden is quite ready for you,
miss.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She hurriedly replaces her manicure instruments,
&c., in the bag, hands the bowl to
the</i> <span class="smcap">Servant</span>, <i>and, without looking at</i> <span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>
<i>or</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>, <i>goes swiftly up the steps and
disappears. The</i> <span class="smcap">Servant</span> <i>follows her,
carrying the bowl.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>.] Excuse me, my lord—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Coming forward, and picking up his newspaper.</i>]
Eh?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>That young lady and I are engaged to be married.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Mr.—Valma?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, my lord. [<i>Hotly.</i>] And I very much object to
her manicuring gentlemen.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Dryly.</i>] Well, there you have a little something to
discuss at home—before, and, perhaps, after marriage.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_87" id="Page_87"></SPAN>Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>I consider the custom of ladies manicuring gentlemen
one that may occasionally lead to undue familiarity,
my lord.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I am inclined to agree with you, sir.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>And I shall do all I can to persuade Miss Fullgarney
to relinquish active participation in the
business.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>The palmistry profession is a flourishing one at
present, eh, Mr. Valma?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Loftily.</i>] My engagement-book is always full. I
have disappointed several ladies by coming here this
afternoon.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Poor women! Nevertheless, pray be careful how
you slight the manicure trade. Crazes die, you know—nails
grow.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Tapping his breast.</i>] I think <i>we</i> have come to stay,
my lord.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Lightly.</i>] Well, you're sailing pretty close to the
wind, remember, you fellows.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>My lord!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_88" id="Page_88"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Replacing his newspaper upon the table.</i>] And if
some day you should find yourselves in the police-court,
alongside a poor old woman whose hand has
been crossed with a threepenny-bit down an area—</p>
<p><i>The</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>appears on the further side of the low
cypress-hedge. She is dressed for dinner. The sky
is now faintly rosy, and during the ensuing scene
it deepens into a rich sunset.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>We are going to have a flaming sunset, Duchess.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Superb.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Haughtily.</i>] I wish you good evening, my lord.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, good evening, Mr. Valma. [<i>To himself.</i>] Impudent
beggar!</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Pollitt</span> <i>walks away. After watching his
going, the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>comes eagerly forward.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Her hand upon her heart.</i>] Oh! I am here, Harry!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In delicate protest.</i>] Ah, my dear Duchess!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Fortunately I have been able to dress quickly without
exciting curiosity. My maid was summoned
<SPAN name="Page_89" id="Page_89"></SPAN>away this afternoon, to her father who is sick. [<i>Sinking
on to the bench.</i>] Still, these risks are considerable
enough.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>And yet you deliberately court them!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Great passions involve great dangers. The history
of the world shows that.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>But why now—now that circumstances are altered
between us? why, on earth, do you play these
hazardous tricks now?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>I was determined to meet, to know, the girl with
whom you are about to <i>ranger</i> yourself, Harry.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Even that could have been arrived at in some safer
way.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Ah, but you fail to see; it was the daring of this
proceeding that attracted me—the romance of it!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Raising his hands.</i>] Romance! still!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Always. It is the very blood in my veins. It
keeps me young. I shall die a romantic girl, however
old I may be.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_90" id="Page_90"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>You ought, you really ought, to have flourished in
the Middle Ages.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>You have frequently made that observation.
[<i>Rising.</i>] I do live in the Middle Ages, in my imagination.
I live in every age in which Love was not
a cool, level emotion, but a fierce, all-conquering
flame—a flame that grew in the heart of a woman,
that of a sudden spread through her whole organism,
that lit up her eyes with a light more refulgent than
the light of sun or moon! [<i>Laying her hand upon
his arm.</i>] Oh, oh, this poor, thin, modern sentiment
miscalled Love—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Edging away.</i>] Sssh! pray be careful!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Ah, yes. But, dear Harry, I cannot endure the
ordeal any longer.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>The ordeal?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>The prolonged discomfort, to which I have subjected
myself, of watching your wooing of Miss Eden.
I must go.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With ill-concealed relief.</i>] Go! leave us?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>I recognise how fitting it is that you should bring
your wild, irregular career to a close; but after to-<SPAN name="Page_91" id="Page_91"></SPAN>morrow
I shall cease to be a spectator of these
preliminaries.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>His eyes sparkling.</i>] After to-morrow!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, I rejoin poor dear Strood on Friday. True,
he has four nurses—he always had four nurses, if you
remember?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Sympathetically.</i>] Three or four.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>But then, nurses are but nurses. [<i>Nobly.</i>] I must
not forget that I am a wife, Harry.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>No, no—you mustn't forget that.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Gazing into his eyes.</i>] And so, between you and
me, [<i>placing her hands upon his shoulders</i>] it is over.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Promptly.</i>] Over.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Finally, irrevocably over.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Freeing himself.</i>] Absolutely over. [<i>Taking her
hand and bowing over it solemnly.</i>] Done with.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He walks away.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_92" id="Page_92"></SPAN>Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Moving slowly.</i>] That is—almost over.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Turning sharply.</i>] Almost?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>We have yet to say good-bye, you know.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Returning to her, apprehensively.</i>] We—we have
said good-bye.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Ah, no, no!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Again bowing over her hand—with simulated
feeling.</i>] Good-bye.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking round.</i>] What! <i>here</i>?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Humouring her.</i>] This romantic old garden! [<i>pointing
to the statuary</i>] these silent witnesses—beholders,
it is likely, of many similar scenes! the—the—setting
sun! Could any situation be more appropriate?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>But we are liable to be interrupted at any moment.
The joint romance of our lives, Harry, ought not to
end with a curt word and formal hand-shake in an
exposed spot of this kind. [<i>Sitting in the garden
chair.</i>] Oh, it cannot, must not, end so!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_93" id="Page_93"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Eyeing her uneasily.</i>] Frankly, I see nothing else
for it.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>I can't credit it. Why, what was the second
reason for my coming here?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Second reason?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>That our parting might be in keeping with our
great attachment!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Impossible.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Impracticable?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>In every way, impossible.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Taking his hand.</i>] Oh, don't say that, dear Harry!
Ah, the auguries tell me that what I ask will be.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Omitting, in his anxiety, to withdraw his hand.</i>]
The auguries?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Fate—coincidence—call it what you please—foreshadows
one more meeting between us.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Coincidence?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_94" id="Page_94"></SPAN>Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Intensely, in a low voice.</i>] Harry, do you remember
a particular evening at Stockholm?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Hazily.</i>] Stockholm?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>That evening upon which we discovered how much
our society meant to each other!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Vaguely, while he hastily recovers possession of his
hand.</i>] At Stockholm was it—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>You were sailing with us in the Baltic—you must
recollect? Our yacht had put in at Stockholm; we
had come to the Grand Hotel. Strood had retired,
and you and I were sitting out upon the balcony
watching the lights of the café on the Norrbro and
the tiny steamboats that stole to and fro across the
harbour. Surely you recollect?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, yes, of course.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Well, do you remember the brand of the champagne
you sipped while you and I sat smoking?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Good lord, no!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_95" id="Page_95"></SPAN>Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>"Félix Poubelle, Carte d'Or." You remarked that
it was a brand unknown to you. Have you ever met
it since, Harry?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Not that I—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Nor I till last night, at dinner. [<i>Impressively.</i>] It is
in this very house.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With a slight shrug of the shoulders.</i>] Extremely
probable.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>And do you remember how I was clad, that evening
at Stockholm?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I am afraid I don't.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p><i>Couleur de rose garnie de vert</i>. I have just such
another garment with me.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Really?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Do you remember in what month we were at
Stockholm?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>June—this month. Nor the day of the week?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_96" id="Page_96"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>It must be ten years ago!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Wednesday. There stands the record in my diary.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Diary! good heavens, you are not so indiscreet—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>No, no—only the words, "warm evening." Yes, it
was upon a Wednesday. What is to-day?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Wednesday.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Rising.</i>] Harry, I want to see you sipping that
brand of champagne once more, while you and I sit
facing one another, silently, dreamily smoking
Argyropulos.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Negatively</i>.] Duchess—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>To end as we began! you have not the heart to
refuse?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>You do refuse?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_97" id="Page_97"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I do.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She passes him, and again sinks upon the
bench.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Her back towards him, her shoulders heaving.</i>] Oh!
oh!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I—I am profoundly sorry to be obliged to speak to
you in this fashion.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, then I cannot go on Friday!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Not!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>No! no! no!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Believe me, it would be better for you, for me, for
everybody—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>I cannot! [<i>Producing a diminutive lace handkerchief.</i>]
In the first shock of the news of your engagement—for
it was a shock—one thought consoled me;
throughout the time that has elapsed since then I
have fed upon this same thought—there will be a
parting in keeping with our great attachment! And
now, you would rob me even of that!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>But—but—but—a solemn, deliberate leave-taking!
the ceremony, of all others, to be carefully avoided!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_98" id="Page_98"></SPAN>Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Not by me, Harry—not by me. I wish to carry,
in my breast, from this house the numb despair of a
piteous climax. I cannot drive away smugly from
these gates with the simple feelings of a woman who
has been paying a mere visit—I cannot!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>My dear Sidonia—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Decidedly.</i>] I say I cannot!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To himself, with a little groan.</i>] Oh! phew!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He walks to and fro impatiently, reflecting.</i>
<span class="smcap">Sophy</span>, <i>without her hat, comes quickly
down the steps as if making for the table.
Seeing</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>and the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span>, <i>she draws
back, inquisitively.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>By the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess's</span> <i>side again, helplessly.</i>] Well,
I—ha!—I—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Rising eagerly, laying a hand upon his arm.</i>] You
<i>will</i>?</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>stoops down behind the dwarf cypress-hedge.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>You are certain—certain that this would effectually
<SPAN name="Page_99" id="Page_99"></SPAN>remove the obstacle to your rejoining—[<i>with a wave
of the hand</i>] on Friday?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Why, do you think I would risk an anticlimax?
[<i>In an intense whisper.</i>] To-night! [<i>Louder.</i>] To-night?
[<i>He hesitates a little longer—then bows in
assent, stiffly and coldly. She gives an ardent sigh.</i>]
Ah—! [<i>He retreats a step or two. She draws
herself up with dignity.</i>] To-night then—</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She turns from him and glides away through
the trees. He stands for a moment, a
frown upon his face, in thought.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Suddenly, moving in the direction she has taken.</i>]
No, no! Duchess—! [<i>A gong sounds in the distance,
he pauses, looking at his watch, angrily.</i>]
Ptshah! [<i>He turns up the stage and discovers</i>
<span class="smcap">Sophy</span>, <i>who is now standing behind the hedge.</i>]
Hallo! [<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>advances, laughing rather foolishly.</i>]
What are you doing here?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Looking for my rings. I took them off before I
began manicuring you.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Pointing to the hedge.</i>] You didn't drop them
there, did you?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>No, I left them on the table.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_100" id="Page_100"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking towards the table.</i>] <i>There's</i> the table.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Coming to the table and putting on her rings</i>.] Yes,
I know.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>After a short pause.</i>] How long have you been
here?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I? Oh, I'd just come as you spoke to me.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Half-satisfied.</i>] Oh—?</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He goes up the steps, gives her a parting look,
and, disappears. It is now twilight.</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden,</span>
<span class="smcap">Frayne</span>, <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>—<i>all dressed
for dinner—appear on the other side of the
low hedge.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>, <i>walking with him above the hedge.</i>]
Delightful, isn't it? It was planted by the late
Lord Owbridge's father a hundred years ago.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Seeing</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] Why, isn't that the young manicure
lady?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>Yes. All these pieces of sculpture are genuine old
Italian. This quaint little fountain came from the
Villa Marchotti—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_101" id="Page_101"></SPAN>Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Edging towards</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] Alluring.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>This is the fountain.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Returning to her</i>.] Quaint old fountain.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>, <i>across the hedge in a whisper.</i>] Darling!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking into the distance.</i>] I think I see the dear
Duchess.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Alertly.</i>] Where?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>There.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>I have the honour of knowing her Grace slightly.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Moving away.</i>] What a sweet woman!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Following her.</i>] Alluring!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>They disappear through the trees as</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>,
<i>coming from below the hedge, joins</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Darling!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_102" id="Page_102"></SPAN>Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>What is it, Sophy?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Lord Quex and this—this Duchess—they know
each other very well, of course?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>They are old acquaintances, I understand.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Ah!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Why do you ask?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I've just seen them together, talking.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Talking? why not?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, but how?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>How?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I'll tell you. After you went indoors to dress, I
took off my rings and put them on that table. [<i>Looking
away rather guiltily.</i>] Rings fidget me, this hot
weather—don't they you? Well, just as I'd finished
with Mrs. Jack, it suddenly struck me—my rings!—and
I hurried back to fetch them. When I got here,
I came across Lord Quex and the Duchess.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_103" id="Page_103"></SPAN>Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Calmly.</i>] Yes?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I stooped down behind that hedge there.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>You did not!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, I suppose you consider it mean!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Despicable!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Despicable, is it! I don't care! My goodness, I'd
do the shabbiest thing a woman could do to save you
from him!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Peering among the trees.</i>] Hush, hush, hush!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>On the verge of tears.</i>] Perhaps you fancy I'm
mean from choice? Perhaps you imagine—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Be quiet, Sophy!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Giving a sniff and lowering her voice.</i>] Well, here
they were, standing exactly where you are, close to
each other. [<span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>changes her position.</i>] I saw
her touch his arm. Oh, I'm positive there's something
between those two! "You will?" I heard her
say. And then he made a remark about Friday—Friday—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_104" id="Page_104"></SPAN>Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>The Duchess goes on Friday.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>That was it, of course! And then she mumbled
something I couldn't catch; and then—listen to this!—then
she said "to-night," quite plainly. <i>To-night!</i>
and in such a tone of voice! And then he bowed,
and out she came with "to-night" again—"to-night,"
for the second time—and away she went. Now, what
do you think that "to-night" of hers means?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Coldly, seating herself upon the bench.</i>] Nothing—anything.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Nothing!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>A hundred topics of conversation would lead to
such an expression. [<i>Looking at</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>steadily.</i>] You
are mistaken in the construction you put upon it.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Quietly.</i>] Mistaken, am I?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With clenched hands.</i>] The Duchess of Strood is a
most immaculate woman. [<i>Suddenly.</i>] Oh, it would
be too infamous!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>The</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>, <i>followed by</i>
<span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>, <i>reappear behind the low
hedge.</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>retreats to the back of the
bench upon which</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>is sitting. The</i><SPAN name="Page_105" id="Page_105"></SPAN>
<span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>approach, talking,
while</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span> <i>chats to</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>across
the hedge.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span>, <i>gallantly.</i>] I am flattered by your
remembrance of me, Duchess. When we last met I
had hardly a grey hair in my head. [<i>Running his hand
through his hair.</i>] Ha! The West Coast—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Is the climate so terrible?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Deadly. But the worst of it is, [<i>with a bow and
a sigh</i>] we have no European ladies.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Muriel</span>—<i>eyeing the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span>—<i>rises, shrinkingly,
and steals away.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking after</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.] Quex! ha, there's a lucky
dog, now!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Sweetly.</i>] You are delighted, naturally, at your
old friend's approaching marriage?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Kissing his finger-tips towards the left.</i>] Miss
Eden—! [<i>Inquisitively.</i>] And—and <i>you</i>, Duchess?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Raising her eyebrows.</i>] I?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_106" id="Page_106"></SPAN>Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>You also approve his choice?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Blandly.</i>] Approve? I am scarcely sufficiently
intimate with either party to express approval or
disapproval.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Eyeing her askance.</i>] Pardon. I thought you had
known Quex for—ah—some years.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Quite superficially. I should describe him rather
as a great friend of his Grace.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span> <i>appears on the top of the steps.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>Are you here, Duchess?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Turning to her.</i>] Yes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Coming down the steps.</i>] Oh, I am really very upset!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Upset?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>About your maid. The circumstance has only just
been reported to me—you have lost your maid.
[<i>Seeing</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.] Is that Sir Chichester? [<span class="smcap">Frayne</span>
<i>advances and shakes hands.</i>] I didn't observe you, in
<SPAN name="Page_107" id="Page_107"></SPAN>the dusk. Have you seen Henry? I wonder if he is
waiting for us in the drawing-room?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>May I go and hunt for him?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>It would be kind of you.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>goes up the steps and away.</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>
<i>comes to the stone bench.</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>
<i>returns slowly, coming from among the
trees and appearing on the further side of
the low hedge.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.] Pray don't be in the least
concerned for me, dear Lady Owbridge; the absence
of my maid is quite a temporary matter. Poor
Watson's father is unwell and I packed her off to him
this afternoon. She will be back by mid-day to-morrow,
she promises me.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>But, dear me! in the meantime my own woman
shall wait upon you.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>I couldn't dream of it.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>Why not my Gilchrist—or let us share her?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_108" id="Page_108"></SPAN>Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>No, no; the housemaid who assisted me into this
gown—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>Chalmers? well, there's Chalmers, certainly. But
I fear that Chalmers has hot hands. Or Denham—no,
Denham is suffering from a bad knee. Of course,
there's Bruce! Bruce is painfully near-sighted—- but
would Bruce do? Or little Atkins—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Stepping from behind the bench, and confronting</i>
<span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>—<i>in a quiet voice.</i>] Or I, my lady?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>You, my dear?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Why shouldn't <i>I</i> attend upon her Grace to-night
and in the morning? [<i>With half a courtesy to the</i>
<span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.] I should dearly like to have the honour.</p>
<p class="right"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>comes forward, staring at</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>Now, that's very proper and good-natured of you,
Sophy.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>But, Miss Fullgarney—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Modestly.</i>] Oh, I never feel like Miss Fullgarney
out of my business, my lady. You see, I was maid
<SPAN name="Page_109" id="Page_109"></SPAN>for years, and it's second nature to me. Do let me,
my lady—do, your Grace!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>Duchess—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Hesitatingly.</i>] Oh—oh, by all means. [<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.]
Thank you.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>The gong sounds in the distance again, as</i>
<span class="smcap">Quex</span>—<i>now in evening-dress—and</i>
<span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>return together, above the hedge.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>Here is Quex.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>The ladies, except</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>, <i>join</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>and</i>
<span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] What are you doing?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Breathlessly.</i>] The housekeeper showed me over the
house. I remember—her maid's room is at the end
of a passage leading from the boudoir!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Sophy, you must not! you sha'n't!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Why, isn't it for the best? If I was mistaken
over what I heard just now, I sha'n't see or hear anything
wicked to-night; and that will satisfy both
of us—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_110" id="Page_110"></SPAN>Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Calling.</i>] Muriel—</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>joins the group;</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>slips away
and disappears.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.] Shall we go in?</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span> <i>and the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span>, <i>and</i>
<span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>, <i>ascend the steps and
go towards the house. Instead, of following
the ladies,</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>turns sharply and comes
forward with an angry, sullen look upon
his face.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking round for</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>.] Hallo, Harry! [<i>Coming
to</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>.] Aren't you—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Hang dinner! I don't want to eat.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Anything wrong, old man? anything I—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Shaking himself up.</i>] No, no; nothing—the hot
weather. Come along; we mustn't be late for grace.
[<i>Boisterously.</i>] At any rate, a glass of champagne—[<i>slapping</i>
<span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>on the back</i>] a glass or two of Félix
Poubelle, hey? Félix Poubelle, Carte d'Or! ha, ha,
ha!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>As they turn to go, they see</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>on the
other side of the low hedge, looking at them
steadily.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_111" id="Page_111"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>, <i>quietly.</i>] Wait!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>They stand still, while</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>very demurely
walks to the steps, ascends them, and disappears.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In an altered tone.</i>] Chick—you see that hussy?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Miss Fullgarney?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I can't make her out. I believe she wants to play
some trick on me.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Trick?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>'Pon my soul, I believe she's prying—spying on
me.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>That nice gal!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, I daresay I'm wrong. But if I found it so,
I—- I'd wring her neck.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Wistfully.</i>] It's an alluring neck.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Possibly. But I'd wring it—!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>They go up the steps together.</i></p>
<p class="center"><br/><br/><br/><br/><span class="smcap">end of the second act.</span></p>
<hr style="width: 65%;" />
<h2><SPAN name="THE_THIRD_ACT" id="THE_THIRD_ACT"></SPAN><SPAN name="Page_112" id="Page_112"></SPAN>THE THIRD ACT</h2>
<p><i>The scene represents two rooms—a bedroom and a
boudoir—separated by an arched opening across
which a portière is hung. The portière is, however,
drawn aside, and the bedroom, in which is a
bed with an elaborate canopy, is partly revealed.
The boudoir is nearest to the spectator. Above
the fireplace, with bare hearth, on the right, is
a broad window running obliquely towards the
centre, concealed by heavy curtains. On the left
of the window, facing the audience, is a door admitting
to a long, narrow passage in which a
hanging lamp is burning; and on the left of this
door is the arched opening dividing the bedroom
from the boudoir. Another door opens into the
boudoir on the opposite side from a corridor or
landing. Beyond this door, against the wall, is a
cabinet, on the top of which is a clock. A chair
stands at each end of this cabinet. On the left of
the arched opening—placed obliquely, the mirror
turned from the audience—is a cheval-glass; and
on the right is a sculptured figure or ornamental
pillar supporting a lighted lamp. Before the
window stands a large dressing-table. On the
table are a pair of candelabra with lighted candles,
a looking-glass, toilet-bottles, and a hand-mirror.<SPAN name="Page_113" id="Page_113"></SPAN>
A chair faces the dressing-table. Nearer to the
spectator are a writing-table, with a heap of French
novels on it, and an arm-chair. Opposite stand a
circular table, an arm-chair, and a settee. A silver
box containing cigarettes, an ash-tray, a match-stand,
and a lighted spirit-lamp are on this table.</i></p>
<p><i>The rooms are richly furnished and decorated,
but in an old-fashioned and formal manner.
Everything is subdued and faded in tone. There
are no pillows upon the chairs, nor on the settee,
nor any other signs of ease and comfort. Keys
are in the locks of both the doors.</i></p>
<p class="right">[<i>The</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span> <i>are seated—the</i>
<span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>in the arm-chair,</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>
<i>upon the settee—smoking cigarettes.</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs.
Eden</span> <i>is wearing a smart dressing-jacket;
the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>is still fully dressed.</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>,
<i>who has assumed an apron, is engaged in
bringing hair-brushes and some toilet
bottles from the bedroom and in arranging
them upon the dressing-table. Her eyes
are constantly upon the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>These are awfully pleasant cigarettes. I didn't
know you—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Plaintively.</i>] My doctor insists—for my nerves.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Blowing rings.</i>] I love smoking. Such a bore,
because women are rather dropping it. [<i>Examining
her cigarette.</i>] What <i>are</i> these?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_114" id="Page_114"></SPAN>Duchess</span></p>
<p>I forget.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>I see—Argyropulos.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>There is a knock at the door.</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>goes to
the door and opens it slightly; a note is
handed to her.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking at the note.</i>] Oh, thanks. [<i>Closing the
door.</i>] I beg your pardon, your Grace—it's for me.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She returns to the dressing-table, reading the note.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Jestingly.</i>] Ah, Sophy! you must encourage no
more sweethearts now, remember.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>This is from <i>him</i>, Mrs. Eden—from Mr. Valma,
saying good-night. He's gone to bed.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>Good gracious! how do <i>you</i> know?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Mrs. Gregory, the housekeeper, has allowed him
to sleep here to-night, so that we may go back
together in the morning.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>Ah, yes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Taking off her bracelets.</i>] My jewel-case, Sophy.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>puts the note to her lips, slips it into
<SPAN name="Page_115" id="Page_115"></SPAN>the bodice of her dress, and re-enters the
bedroom.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.] By-the-by, what <i>did</i> Valma see
in your hand, Duchess, after dinner? Why wouldn't
you tell us?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>I was too vexed at the moment. [<i>With downcast
eyes.</i>] He professed to discover that a number of men
are in love with me.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, but what made you angry?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Why, <i>that</i>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>That!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>They were shocking words to listen to, even when
spoken by a mere fortune-teller. And you—why did
<i>you</i> not confide to us the result of Mr. Valma's reading
of your palm?</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>comes from the bedroom carrying a
jewel-case, which she deposits upon the
dressing-table.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>I was in a rage too. Ha! there's only <i>one</i> man in
love with <i>me</i>, it appears.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_116" id="Page_116"></SPAN>Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With a shudder.</i>] One is sufficiently dreadful.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>Horrid! [<i>Making a</i> moue.] It's Jack—my
husband!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Reprovingly.</i>] Hush, dear Mrs. Eden! Sophy— [<span class="smcap">Sophy</span>
<i>comes to the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span>. <i>Languidly.</i>] I shall
read for half-an-hour before attempting to sleep. Put
me into something loose.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, your Grace.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>again retires to the bedroom.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Rising.</i>] May I look at your literature?</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span> <i>goes to the writing-table and
turns over the books she finds there. The</i>
<span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>glances at the clock, and eyes</i>
<span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span> <i>with impatience.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>"<i>Le Calvaire d'une vierge</i>." "<i>Lune de Miel</i>."
"<i>Les Aventures de Madame Plon</i>." Oh, I've heard of
this! this is a little—h'm!—isn't it?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>I read those things for the sake of their exquisitely
polished style; the subjects escape me.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_117" id="Page_117"></SPAN>Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Seating herself by the writing-table and dipping
into</i> "<i>Madame Plon</i>."] Ah yes, the style—the style.
[<i>Absorbed.</i>] We haven't much real literary style in
England, have we?</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>returns, carrying a pink tea-gown
trimmed with green ribbons, and a richly
embroidered Mandarin's robe.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Will your Grace put on one of these? [<i>With a curl
of the lip.</i>] They're both very becoming, I should
think.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Smiling sadly.</i>] Becoming! as if that mattered,
child!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Which will your Grace—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To herself, closing her eyes.</i>] <i>Couleur de rose</i>—[<i>to</i>
<span class="smcap">Sophy</span>] er—that pink rag. Take off my collarette.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>lays the tea-gown and the robe over
the back of the settee and proceeds to unfasten
the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess's</span> <i>pearl collarette.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Startled, by some passage in the book she is reading.</i>]
Oh, I <i>say</i>!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>What, dear Mrs. Eden?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_118" id="Page_118"></SPAN>Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Bethinking herself—soberly.</i>] Ah, yes, the style is
excellent, isn't it?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>, <i>while the collarette is in process of
removal.</i>] Have you everything you require for the
night, child?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, thank you, your Grace. Miss Gilchrist, Mrs.
Eden's maid, has lent me a night-gown and a pair of
slippers.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Handing her bracelets to</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] Drop them into
the case.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>puts the collarette and bracelets in the
jewel-case. The</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span>, <i>rising, again
looks at the clock and at</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.
<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>returns to the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span>, <i>who is
now behind the settee.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] It is very good of you, Sophy, to
attend upon me.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Averting her head.</i>] Not at all, your Grace.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Taking up the Mandarin's robe.</i>] Here is a pretty
thing for you. [<i>Giving the robe to</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] Wear it
to dress your hair in, in the morning.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_119" id="Page_119"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Breathing shortly.</i>] Oh, no, your Grace—please—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Nonsense, child; take it.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Sophy</span>, <i>somewhat out of countenance, lays
the robe over the back of the chair.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking up</i>.] Well, you are a lucky girl, Sophy!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, I know it's very beautiful; [<i>returning to the</i>
<span class="smcap">Duchess</span>] but I—I think I'd rather not—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Tsch, tsch! help me. [<i>The</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>is standing
before the cheval-glass, which conceals her from the
audience. With</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy's</span> <i>aid, she slips out of her dress
and puts herself into the tea-gown, while she talks to</i>
<span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.] Miss Eden is not well to-night, I am
afraid. She didn't come into the drawing-room.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span> <i>rises and goes to the settee, upon
which she partly kneels while she chatters
to the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>She complained of headache and bolted upstairs.
Muriel is such an odd girl at times.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>A sweet one.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_120" id="Page_120"></SPAN>Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>Perfectly adorable. Only I wish she wasn't so
moody and uncertain.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>But a headache—[<i>sympathetically</i>] dear child!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>An engaged girl ought not to have a headache—no
girl ought. It's just one of those things that makes
a man ponder.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Ponder?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>Reflect. A man loves to think a girl is like an
angel—beautiful pink and white right through, with
no clockwork. The moment she complains of headache,
or toothache, or a chilblain on the heel, the
angel game is off, and she's got to try and hold her
own as a simple mortal. And as a mortal she's not
in it with a man. No, it's angel or nothing with us
women. I remember my Mater saying to me when
I was engaged to Jack, "Sybil, now mind! enjoy the
very best of health till you have been married at least
ten years; and then be sure you have an excellent
motive for cracking-up." [<i>The clock tinkles out the
half-hour. She glances at the clock.</i>] Half-past-eleven!
the dead of night for this house! [<i>Rising.</i>]
I'll be off to my cot.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>carries the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess's</span> <i>dress into the
bedroom.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_121" id="Page_121"></SPAN>Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Coming to</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.] <i>Must</i> you? Good-night.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>So nice of you to allow me this gossip.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Delighted. </p>
<p class="right">[<i>They kiss affectionately.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>We go shopping together to-morrow, do we not?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, yes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With exaggerated regret.</i>] To-morrow! your last
day here! misery! [<i>At the door, finding she still has
"Madame Plon" in her hand.</i>] Oh! do you happen
to be on this one?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Not that one.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>I wonder whether you'd lend it to me?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Gladly.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>As you say, there is something about these French
writers—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Style.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_122" id="Page_122"></SPAN>Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>That's it—style. [<i>Opening the door.</i>] Ah! lights
out.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Can you see?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Going out.</i>] There's just a glimmer—</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She disappears.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>I'll keep the door open till you have turned the
corner.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>comes back and stands watching the</i>
<span class="smcap">Duchess</span>. <i>The</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>remains at the
open door for a little, while, then kisses her
hand to</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span> <i>and closes the door.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Shall I brush your Grace's hair now?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Going to the writing-table and taking up a book.</i>]
No. I will do it. The exertion of brushing my hair,
I often find, encourages sleep. I'll put myself to bed.
Run away. Don't let me see or hear anything of you
till the morning. Eight o'clock. [<i>She reclines upon
the settee and opens her book.</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>, <i>eyeing her
keenly, is about to withdraw.</i>] Oh—Sophy! [<span class="smcap">Sophy</span>
<i>returns.</i>] Do you—believe in Mr. Valma?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Believe in him, your Grace?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_123" id="Page_123"></SPAN>Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Believe that when he reads a woman's hand he
has really the power of divination—the power he
professes?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, yes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking away.</i>] Then if he tells a woman that a
great many men are deeply in love with her, you—you—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I'm sure he knows what he's talking about.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With a little purr of contentment.</i>] Ah! [<i>Assuming
indifference.</i>] I heard recently of an instance of
his having conjectured such a state of affairs from the
lines of a woman's hand. [<i>Severely.</i>] I could only
hope that his surmise was an incorrect one.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Her eyes flashing scornfully.</i>] You see, your Grace,
if a woman is pretty, and Valma finds Venus's girdle
well marked in her palm; and if he concludes from
other signs that she's vain and light and loose; it
isn't much to suppose that there are a few horrid men
licking their lips at the thought of her.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Shocked.</i>] My good girl! what curious expressions
you make use of! [<i>Resuming her reading.</i>] That's
all.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>goes to the door and opens it.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_124" id="Page_124"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I wish your Grace good-night.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Raising her head for a moment.</i>] Good-night. You
are not taking your robe.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>looks at the robe and hesitates; in
the end she gathers it up uneasily.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I—I am very much obliged to your Grace—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, you have thanked me enough. Turn out the
lamp in that passage.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Certainly, your Grace.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>disappears, shutting the door after
her. The</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>remains quite still for
a moment, then rises promptly, replaces
her book, and—seating herself at the dressing-table—puts
her hair in order. This
done, she takes up the hand-mirror and
smiles, frowns, and looks caressingly at
herself. Then she lays the hand-mirror
aside, blows out the candles upon the
dressing-table, and poses before the cheval-glass.
Ultimately, completely assured as
to her appearance, she cautiously opens the
door at which</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>has departed, and,
going a few steps along the passage, listens
with strained ears. The passage is now
<SPAN name="Page_125" id="Page_125"></SPAN>in darkness. Apparently satisfied, the</i>
<span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>returns, and, closing the door
gently, turns the key in the lock. Her
next proceeding is to attempt to tear one of
the ribbons from her tea-gown. Failing
in this, she detaches it with the aid of a
pair of scissors, and, opening the door
leading from the corridor, ties the ribbon
to the outer door-handle. Whereupon she
closes the door and walks about the room
contentedly. Suddenly she pauses, and,
going to the cabinet, produces a small tray
on which are a bottle of champagne and a
champagne glass. Placing the tray on
the circular table, she regards the single
glass thoughtfully. Then, as if struck by
an idea, she disappears into the bedroom.
After a brief interval, the door opens softly
and</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>enters, carrying a lighted wax
match. Being in, he shuts the door
silently and looks about the room. Hearing
the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>in the adjoining apartment,
he frowns and blows out the match.
Coming to the circular table, he contemplates
the preparation for his reception
with distaste; then, flinging the match
into the ash-tray, he sits, with a set,
determined look upon his face. After
another short pause, the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>returns,
polishing a tumbler with a cambric handkerchief.</i>
<span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>rises.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Under her breath.</i>] Ah! [<i>He bows stiffly. She
<SPAN name="Page_126" id="Page_126"></SPAN>places the tumbler on the tray, tosses the handkerchief
aside, and—first motioning him to stand away from the
line of the door—opens the door, removes the ribbon from
the handle, closes and locks it. Then she turns to him
with a long-drawn sigh.</i>] Ah—h—h!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Coming down gloomily.</i>] Is it all right?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Quite. [<i>Advancing to him with outstretched hands.</i>]
Welcome, Harry! oh, welcome!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Retreating a few steps—firmly.</i>] One moment. I
have something to ask of you, Sidonia. [<i>Looking
round.</i>] You are sure—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, yes. Only don't raise your voice; [<i>glancing
towards the door</i>] my maid sleeps in a room at the end
of that passage. [<i>Gracefully seating herself upon the
settee and motioning him to sit beside her.</i>] Sit down.
Oh, the woe of this final meeting! the pathos of it!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Bitterly, withdrawing the chair a little further from
the table.</i>] Yes, I agree with you—there is an element
of wofulness in this meeting; it is not altogether
without pathos.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Not altogether!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_127" id="Page_127"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Sitting, facing her.</i>] But, for yourself, my dear
Sidonia—well, I have the consolation of believing
that directly you turn your back upon Fauncey Court
much of the wofulness of your position will evaporate.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Harry!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Forgive me—you admit that you delight in colouring
even the most ordinary events of life rather
highly. If I may put it more roughly, you are
disposed, my dear Sidonia—at times, perhaps, a little
inopportunely—to burn a good deal of red fire. [<i>Leaning
forward.</i>] At any rate, I beg an especial favour of
you to-night.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>What—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Distinctly.</i>] No red fire.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Chilled.</i>] Is this the something you had to ask of
me? [<i>He bows in assent.</i>] I cannot remember ever
having seen you in this mood.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>This is our first actual <i>tête-à-tête</i> since my engagement
to Miss Eden.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, I understand.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_128" id="Page_128"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>And now shall I tell you where the wofulness and
the pathos most conspicuously display themselves on
this occasion?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>If you wish to.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>In the confounded treachery of my being here
at all.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Treachery?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>You know I am under a bond of good behaviour to
my old aunt and to the Edens.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With a slight shrug of the shoulders.</i>] Really?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Yes. [<i>Clenching his teeth.</i>] And this is how I
observe it. After all my resolutions, this—this is
how I observe it.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He rises and paces up and down the room.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Fretfully.</i>] I am bound to remark that your present
behaviour appears quite unimpeachable.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Unimpeachable! here—alone—in your company!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_129" id="Page_129"></SPAN>Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Covering her eyes with her hand.</i>] Oh, cruel,
cruel!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Pausing.</i>] Cruel—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With heaving bosom.</i>] But there! if you deny me
the possession of real feeling, why should you hesitate
to rain blows on me?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Softening, coming to her.</i>] My dear Sidonia, I don't—I
don't mean to—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Rising, and grasping his hands.</i>] Oh, Harry!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Tsch! please! [<i>He releases himself and she sinks
back upon the settee, her eyes closed. He regards her
uncomfortably for a moment; then, with some hesitation,
he produces from his coat-tail pocket a small box
covered with a pretty brocade, with which he toys uneasily.</i>]
You expressed a wish to leave here on Friday
with a sensation of despair at your heart, Sidonia.
If your feeling about our parting is really a deep one,
heaven knows I have no desire to make it more
acute—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Partly opening her eyes.</i>] What is in that box,
Harry?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_130" id="Page_130"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>That is just what I was about to—to—[<i>Lifting
the lid and closing it.</i>] These are the little souvenirs
which have passed from you to me at odd times.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With reviving interest.</i>] Ah, yes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I have had no other opportunity—[<i>Looking about
him awkwardly for a place to deposit the box.</i>] Will
you—? shall I—? what the devil's to become of
'em?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Sitting upright and passing her hand over her back
hair.</i>] Were there a fire, we could crouch over it and
watch the flames consume them one by one.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>But there isn't a fire.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Rising, and taking the box from him.</i>] Let us
examine them.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>No, no, no.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, yes. [<i>Opening the box and gazing into it.</i>]
Ah, poor little objects! dead, yet animate; silent,
yet, oh, how eloquent! Don't go away— [<i>She
overturns the contents of the box on to the table.
They stand opposite each other, looking down upon the
<SPAN name="Page_131" id="Page_131"></SPAN>litter. She picks up a ring.</i>] A ring—[<i>thoughtfully</i>]
turquoise and pearl. [<i>Recollecting.</i>] Stockholm! You
remember—that night you and I sat watching the
lights of the café on the Norrbro—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Hastily.</i>] Yes, yes; you've recalled it already
to-day.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Picking up a scarf-pin.</i>] A scarf-pin. Copenhagen!
Ah, that pretty state-room of mine on the
<i>Irene</i>!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, yes, charming.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Taking up a locket.</i>] A locket—my name in
brilliants. Genoa! Look, it still contains my hair.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Nodding.</i>] H'm, um.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Taking up a white shoe.</i>] My shoe. Where—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Shaking his head.</i>] I don't—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Mentone!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Of course—Mentone.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_132" id="Page_132"></SPAN>Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Discovering some object in the shoe.</i>] What is this?
[<i>Producing a garter of pale-blue silk, with a diamond
buckle.</i>] A—a—where—? ah, yes. [<i>Replacing the
things in the box.</i>] Oh, the poor little objects! dead,
yet animate; silent, yet, oh, how eloquent!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She passes him and slips the box into the
drawer of the writing-table. The clock
strikes a quarter to twelve.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Glancing at the clock.</i>] By Jove, it's late! I—I'll
leave you now, Sidonia.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Turning.</i>] No, no—not yet, Harry. [<i>Coming to the
table and taking up the box of cigarettes.</i>] Why, you
forget—[<i>offering him the box</i>] Argyropulos!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Accepting a cigarette reluctantly.</i>] Thanks. [<i>Again
looking at the clock.</i>] Well—three minutes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Taking a cigarette, replacing the box, and holding
the spirit lamp while he lights his cigarette from it.</i>]
You were not always so impatient. [<i>In lighting his
cigarette, the flame of the lamp is blown out.</i>] Ah!
[<i>After replacing the lamp, she lights her cigarette from
his, gazing into his eyes.</i>] Argyropulos. [<i>Dreamily.</i>]
Once more—Argyropulos.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, yes—capital tobacco. </p>
<p class="right">[<i>He gets away from her.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_133" id="Page_133"></SPAN>Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>And look! you see, Harry?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Turning.</i>] Eh?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Pointing to the bottle of champagne.</i>] "Félix Poubelle,
Carte d'Or"! [<i>Taking up the scissors which she
has left upon the table.</i>] The wire is already severed.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She commences to cut the string. He comes
to her.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Taking the scissors from her.</i>] Oh, permit me.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>Always intent upon avoiding her, he moves
away, the bottle in his hand, cutting the
string.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Following him.</i>] Is it likely to make a loud report?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Hardly.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Frowning censoriously.</i>] One doesn't want a sound
of that sort to ring through the corridors. [<i>Looking
about her impatiently.</i>] These formal, frigid rooms!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She runs lightly into the bedroom, snatches a
pillow from the bed, and returns to him.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>His hand upon the cork.</i>] What is that for?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_134" id="Page_134"></SPAN>Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Enveloping his hand and the bottle in the pillow—calmly.</i>]
It is wiser to muffle it.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He pauses, looking at her fixedly.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In a low, grave voice.</i>] Dolly—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Dolly! [<i>Closing her eyes.</i>] You give me my pet name
again!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Ah, Dolly, if only there wasn't quite so much in
one's life—to muffle! [<i>He pulls the cork. She tosses
the pillow on to the settee, a little irritably.</i>] May
I—?</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She inclines her head. He pours wine into
the glasses; she takes the champagne
glass, he the tumbler.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Sentimentally.</i>] Félix Poubelle, Carte d'Or! [<i>Looking
at him over the brim of her glass.</i>] <i>Eh bien! au
joyeux passé!</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p><i>Non, non—à un avenir meilleur!</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p><i>Que vous êtes prosaïque! soit!</i> [<i>They drink. She
sits, with a sigh of dissatisfaction.</i>] Ah!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_135" id="Page_135"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Leaning against the table, drinking his wine.</i>]
Wonderful wine—really exceptional. [<i>Struck by a
thought, turning to her.</i>] Forgive me—you must have
found some difficulty in introducing Monsieur Félix
Poubelle into this hallowed apartment.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>No. [<i>Sipping her wine.</i>] My maid thinks it is by
my doctor's orders.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Your maid, yes—[<i>sipping his wine; then sitting
upon the settee, glass in hand</i>] but my poor aunt must
be highly scandalised.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Her glass at her lips.</i>] Dear Lady Owbridge will
not know. I told the girl to coax it out of the butler,
as if it were for herself. These women have a way of
doing such things.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Laughing rather sadly.</i>] Ha, ha, ha! who is beyond
temptation? Not even old Bristow—sixty if he's a day.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Shrugging her shoulders.</i>] Sixty or sixteen—when
a girl is fascinating—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Fascinating! your woman, Watson!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_136" id="Page_136"></SPAN>Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>No, no—Watson has left me for a few hours. I am
speaking of Sophy.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>There is a brief silence.</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>, <i>surprised in
the act of drinking, lowers his glass slowly.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In a queer voice.</i>] Sophy?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Miss Fullgarney, the manicurist. She was so good
as to offer to take Watson's place for to-night.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking steadily before him.</i>] Oh?</p>
<p class="right">[<i>There is another pause. The</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>puts
down her glass and, with her foot, pushes
the footstool towards</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Sliding from her chair on to the footstool.</i>] Oh,
Harry, the bitterness of this final meeting! the dull
agony of it!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He gets rid of his tumbler and touches her
arm.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Quietly.</i>] Duchess—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Surprised.</i>] Eh?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I am sorry to alarm you, but this girl—Miss Eden's
foster-sister—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_137" id="Page_137"></SPAN>Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>What about her?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>She's a cat.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Cat!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Gathering his ideas as he proceeds.</i>] A common
hussy, not above playing tricks—spying—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Spying!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I caught her behind the hedge this evening, in the
Italian garden, after you and I had been talking
together.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Behind the hedge!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>She had previously done her best to make an ass of
me, while you were dressing for dinner—! [<i>Looking
towards the passage-door.</i>] Where do you say her
room is?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>At the end of that passage. [<i>They rise together,
with very little movement.</i>] Oh, but she is in bed, and
asleep!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p><i>Is</i> she?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Harry!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_138" id="Page_138"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Wait—! [<i>He goes to the door, and examines the
key-hole. Then he turns to the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>and beckons to
her. She joins him. He says, in a whisper, pointing
to the key-hole.</i>] Do you notice—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>What?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>The key is in the lock horizontally.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>She may have been peeping at us? [<i>He nods. She
is sick at the thought.</i>] How inexcusably careless of me!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>At her elbow.</i>] Listen. I'll keep out of sight. Open
the door boldly and walk along the passage. See if
there is any sign of movement—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, yes. [<i>Steadying herself.</i>] Perhaps we are
disturbing ourselves unnecessarily.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Nodding reassuringly.</i>] Perhaps so.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He draws back into the bedroom, but so that
he can put his head out at the opening,
and watch the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess's</span> <i>proceedings.
She goes to the door and lays her hand
upon the key.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_139" id="Page_139"></SPAN>Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Faltering.</i>] Oh! oh, great heavens!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Encouragingly.</i>] It's all right—it's all right. Very
likely I am mistaken. Now!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>The</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>opens the door suddenly, and</i>
<span class="smcap">Sophy</span>, <i>who is kneeling at the key-hole,
lurches forward.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Ah!</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Sophy</span>, <i>enveloped in the Mandarin's robe,
gathers herself up and, without a word,
flies away along the passage. The</i>
<span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>shuts the door and walks unsteadily
to the settee.</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>comes down,
his mouth set hard.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I was sure of it.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Aghast.</i>] What will she do? will she tell?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Yes—she'll tell.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Why do you speak so positively?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>She is in Miss Eden's confidence—the trull. And
she has always shown her teeth at me, now I remember.<SPAN name="Page_140" id="Page_140"></SPAN>
[<i>Drawing a deep breath.</i>] Oh, yes, I see—Miss Fullgarney
has meant mischief throughout.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Sinking upon the settee.</i>] Oh!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Quietly.</i>] Well—<i>I'm done</i>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, my reputation!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I'm—done.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>My reputation! I have never ceased to guard that,
as you know.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I've lost her.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>My reputation!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Of course, I deserve it. But—</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He sits, his head bowed.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking up.</i>] To think—to think that I allowed
this plausible creature to thrust herself upon me!
[<i>He raises his head, glaring fiercely. She beats the
pillow.</i>] Oh! oh! my reputation in the hands of this
low creature!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Ah—! [<i>With a half-smothered cry he goes to the door
and pulls it open. The</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>runs after him and
<SPAN name="Page_141" id="Page_141"></SPAN>seizes his arm</i>.] I said I'd wring her damned neck—I
told Frayne so.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Pushing him away from the door.</i>] Don't! don't!
violence will not help us. [<i>She closes the door; he
stands clutching the chair by the writing-table. The
clock strikes twelve.</i>] Midnight. [<i>Leaning upon a
chair.</i>] At any rate, you had better go now.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Turning to her.</i>] I beg your pardon; I regret
having lost control of myself.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Miserably.</i>] It has been a wretchedly disappointing
meeting.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Heavily.</i>] Let us see each other in the morning.
[<i>She nods.</i>] Be walking in the grounds by nine.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Yes. [<i>Rallying.</i>] After all, Harry, there may be
nothing behind this woman's behaviour. It may
have been only the vulgarest curiosity on her part.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Incredulously.</i>] Ha! However, in that case—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Money.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_142" id="Page_142"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Money.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>I ought to sound her directly she presents herself
at my bedside, ought I not?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Earlier—before she has had time to get about the
house. Stand at nothing. If she's to be bought, she
shall have whatever she demands—any sum!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>How liberal of you!</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>walks towards the door, then turns to her.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>One thing I hope I need hardly say, Duchess?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>What—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With dignity.</i>] Worst come to the worst, I shall
defend you by every means in my power. <i>I'm</i> done,
I feel sure; [<i>drawing himself up</i>] but, of course, I
shall lie for you like the devil.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Plaintively.</i>] Thanks. And I have dragged you
into it all.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Tsch! [<i>Bowing stiffly.</i>] Good-night.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_143" id="Page_143"></SPAN>Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Good-night. [<i>She goes to the table and prepares to
remove the tray. Having turned the key of the door,</i>
<span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>pauses. She says fretfully.</i>] Oh, why don't you
go, Harry?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Facing her sharply, a new light in his eyes.</i>] No!
<i>you</i> go.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In astonishment.</i>] I!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Returning to her excitedly.</i>] I tell you I can't wait
through a night of suspense! Quick! [<i>Facing the
room.</i>] Leave me to deal with her here, at once.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>You!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Snapping his fingers.</i>] By Jove, yes!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>What are you going to do?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Give her a fair chance, and then spoil her tale
against you, in any event.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>How?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Trust to me. [<i>Impatiently.</i>] Go, Duchess.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_144" id="Page_144"></SPAN>Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>But where? where can I—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Run away to Mrs. Jack—ask her to let you share
her room to-night. [<i>Pointing to the writing-table.</i>]
Ah—! scribble a message—</p>
<p class="right">[<i>The</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>seats herself at the writing-table
and writes agitatedly at his dictation.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Dictating.</i>] "The Duchess of Strood has been seized
with a dreadful fit of nerves and has gone to Mrs.
Eden's room. Come to her there at eight." Lay
that upon the bed. [<i>Indicating the bedroom.</i>] Is there
a door in there?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Rising breathlessly.</i>] Yes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Locked?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>The key. [<i>Imperatively.</i>] Give me the key. [<i>She
runs into the bedroom and, having laid the written message
upon the bed, disappears for a moment. He refills
his tumbler and drinks, chuckling sardonically as he does
so.</i>] Ha, ha, ha! [<i>She returns with the key, which he
pockets.</i>] The bell that rings in your maid's room—?
[<i>She points to the bell-rope hanging beside the passage-door.</i>]
Good. [<i>Motioning to her to go</i>.] Now— [<i>She
is going towards the other door; he detains her.</i>] Hist!<SPAN name="Page_145" id="Page_145"></SPAN>
[<i>Thoughtfully.</i>] If anything unusual should occur,
remember that we were simply discussing books and
pictures in the Italian garden before dinner.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Intently.</i>] Books and pictures—of course. [<i>In an
outburst.</i>] Oh, you are certain you can save my reputation?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Politely.</i>] <i>Yours</i> at least, my dear Duchess. Sleep
well.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She is about to open the door when a thought
strikes her and she again runs up to the
bed.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Ah—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Hey?</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She returns, carrying her night-dress case—a
thing of white satin with a monogram
and coronet embroidered upon it. She
holds it up to him in explanation; he
nods, and she lets herself out. He
immediately locks the door at which she
has departed and slips the key into his
waistcoat pocket. This done, he pulls the
bell-rope communicating with the maid's
room and takes up a position against the
wall so that the opening of the passage
door conceals him from the view of the
person entering. After a pause the door
is opened and</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>appears. The frills
of her night-dress peep out from under
<SPAN name="Page_146" id="Page_146"></SPAN>the Mandarin's robe, and she is wearing
a pair of scarlet cloth slippers; altogether
she presents an odd, fantastic figure.
She pauses in the doorway hesitatingly,
then steadies herself and, with a defiant
air, stalks into the bedroom. Directly she
has moved away,</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>softly closes the
door, locks it, and pockets the key. Meanwhile</i>
<span class="smcap">Sophy</span>, <i>looking about the bedroom
for the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span>, <i>discovers the paper upon
the bed. She picks it up, reads it and
replaces it, and, coming back into the
boudoir, encounters</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With a careless nod.</i>] Ah?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Recovering herself, and speaking with a contemptuous
smile.</i>] So her Grace has packed herself off to
Mrs. Eden's room. [<i>Firmly.</i>] Who rang for me,
please?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p><i>I</i> rang.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>You? what for?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, you and I are going to have a cosy little chat
together.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Haughtily.</i>] I don't understand you.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_147" id="Page_147"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>We'll understand one another well enough, in a
minute.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He lights another cigarette and seats himself
upon the settee. She moves to the back of
a chair, eyeing him distrustfully.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Now then! You've been at the key-hole, have
you?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Slightly embarrassed.</i>] Y—yes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Sharply.</i>] Eh?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Defiantly.</i>] Yes; you know I have.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Ah. And I should like to know a little more,
while we are upon the delicate subject of spying.
When I found you behind the cypress-hedge this
evening before dinner—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Well?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>You had just at that moment returned to the
Italian garden, you said.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, so I said.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_148" id="Page_148"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>As a matter of fact, you had been there some time,
I presume?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>A minute or two.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Heard anything?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Laughing maliciously.</i>] Ha, ha, ha! I heard her
Grace say, "to-night"—[<i>faintly mimicking the</i>
<span class="smcap">Duchess</span>] "to-night!" [<i>With a curl of the lip.</i>] That
was enough for me.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Quite so. You told a deliberate lie, then, when I
questioned you?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Earlier in the evening, that manicure game of
yours—nothing but a damned cunning trick, eh?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I beg you won't use such language.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>A trick, eh?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Certainly.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>You wanted—what did you want?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_149" id="Page_149"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Disdainfully.</i>] A kiss, or a squeeze of the waist—anything
of that sort would have done.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, would it? You didn't get what you wanted,
though.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>No; I suppose you were frightened.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Angrily.</i>] What!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Too many people about for you.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Stifling his annoyance.</i>] Tsch! If I had—[<i>with a
wave of the hand</i>] what course would you have taken,
pray?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With an air of great propriety.</i>] Complained at
once to Lady Owbridge.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>As it is—what do you think of doing now?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>About you and her Grace?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Scowling.</i>] Yes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_150" id="Page_150"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, tell the ladies in the morning, first thing.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Again putting a check upon himself.</i>] Ha, ha!
Why do you behave in this contemptible way?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>It isn't contemptible.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Isn't it?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Not under the circumstances.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>What circumstances?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Hotly.</i>] A wicked man like you engaged to a sweet
girl like Miss Muriel!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I see. [<i>Politely.</i>] You don't approve of the
engagement?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Should think not!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Always done your best to poison Miss Eden's mind
against me, I expect?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Always let her know my opinion of you. And I
was right!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_151" id="Page_151"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Right?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>This very day, poor thing, she was saying how
proud she is of you because you've turned over a new
leaf for her sake; and I told her what <i>your</i> promises
are worth. Yes, I was right! And now I can
prove it!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He rises; she hastily places herself on the
other side of the chair.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Look here! [<i>Leaning against the table, the chair
being between him and</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] What will you take
to hold your tongue?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Nothing.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, but wait. This isn't a matter of a handful of
sovereigns. I'll give you a couple of thousand pounds
to keep quiet about this.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>No, thank you, my lord.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Four thousand.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Shaking her head.</i>] No.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Five.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_152" id="Page_152"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>How much?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Not twenty thousand. I'm extremely comfortably
off, my lord, but if I wasn't I wouldn't accept a penny
of your money. All I wish is to save Miss Muriel
from marrying a—a gentleman who isn't fit for her.
And that's what I intend doing.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>They stand looking at each other for a moment,
silently; then he walks away, thoughtfully.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In an altered tone.</i>] Come here.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With an eye on the door.</i>] Certainly not.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>As you please. Miss Fullgarney—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I hear you.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I should like to settle this business with you
pleasantly—if possible. Allow me to say this. I
don't think I am quite such an atrocious person as
you appear to believe; in fact I can assure you I am
not.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Gathering her robe about her and advancing a few
<SPAN name="Page_153" id="Page_153"></SPAN>steps.</i>] You must excuse me, my lord, but—[<i>glancing
round the room</i>] you evidently forget where you are.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>No, I don't; but I tell you—I tell you sincerely—that
my visit to her Grace to-night was an innocent
one.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Turning her head away, in great disdain.</i>] Really!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Really. You won't accept money?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>No, indeed, I will not.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Very well. Ha! it's an odd attitude for a man
like myself to adopt towards—[<i>indicating</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>by a
motion of the hand.</i>] But I make an appeal to you.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Elevating her eyebrows.</i>] Appeal?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With simple feeling and dignity.</i>] I love Miss
Eden. I would be a good husband to that young
lady. Let me off.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Let you off?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_154" id="Page_154"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Don't tell on me. Don't try to rob me of Miss
Eden. Let me off.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I'm sorry to say I can't, my lord.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span></p>
<p>You won't?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I won't. [<i>With a slight inclination of the head</i>
<span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>turns away and stands leaning against the
settee with his back towards</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>. <i>The clock strikes
the quarter-of-an-hour. There is a short silence.</i>] If
your lordship has quite done with me—?
[<i>He makes no response. She tosses her head.</i>] I
wish you good-night, my lord. [<i>She goes to the
passage-door and turns the handle.</i>] It's locked. This
door's locked. [<i>Looking at him.</i>] The door's locked.
[<i>Rattling at the door-handle.</i>] Where's the key?
[<i>Searching about on the floor near the door.</i>] Where's
the—? [<i>Coming forward a step or two.</i>] Has your
lordship got the key of this door? [<i>Still obtaining no
answer, she stands staring at him for a moment; then
she goes quickly to the other door and tries the handle.
As she does so,</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>turns sharply and, leaning upon
the back of the settee, watches her. After shaking the
door-handle vigorously, she wheels round and faces him,
indignantly.</i>] What's the meaning of this?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Grimly.</i>] Ah!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_155" id="Page_155"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh—! [<i>She sweeps round to avoid him, and then
runs into the bedroom. When she has gone he seats
himself in the chair by the writing-table in a lazy attitude,
his legs stretched out, his hands in his pockets.
After a moment or two she returns breathlessly.</i>] I'm
locked in!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>You have locked me in!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>How dare you!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Why, you didn't think you were going to have it
<i>all</i> your own way, did you, Sophy?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I'll thank you to be less familiar. Let me out.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Not I.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>You let me out directly.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Pointing a finger at her.</i>] You'll gain nothing by
raging, my good girl. Ha! now you appreciate the
<SPAN name="Page_156" id="Page_156"></SPAN>curiously awkward position in which you have placed
yourself.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I've placed myself in no—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, come, come! Taking me at my blackest, I'm
not quite the kind of man that a young woman who
prides herself upon her respectability desires to be
mixed up with in this fashion.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Mixed up with!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Well—[<i>stretching out his arms</i>] here we are, you
know.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Here we are!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>You and I, dear Sophy. [<i>Putting his leg over the
arm of his chair.</i>] Now just sit down—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I sha'n't.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>While I picture to you what will happen in the
morning.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>In the morning?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>In a few hours' time. In the first place, you will
be called in your room. You won't be there.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_157" id="Page_157"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Won't I!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>No. You won't be there. A little later my man
will come to <i>my</i> room. I sha'n't be there. At about
the same hour, her Grace will require your attendance.
Where will <i>you</i> be? She will then, naturally,
desire to return to her own apartments. You are
intelligent enough, I fancy, to imagine the rest.
[<i>After a brief pause, she breaks into a peal of soft,
derisive laughter.</i>] I am deeply flattered by your
enjoyment of the prospect.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Ha, ha, ha! why, you must take me for a fool!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Why?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Why, can't you see that our being found together
like this, here or anywhere, would do for <i>you</i> as well
as for me?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Rising.</i>] Of course I see it. [<i>Advancing to her.</i>]
But, my dear Sophy, <i>I</i> am already done for. <i>You</i>
provide for that. And so, if I have to part with my
last shred of character, I will lose it in association
with a woman of your class rather than with a lady
whom I, with the rest of the world, hold in the
highest esteem.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>After a pause.</i>] Ho! oh, indeed?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_158" id="Page_158"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Yes. Yes, indeed.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With a shade less confidence.</i>] Ha, ha! if your
lordship thinks to frighten me, you've got hold of the
wrong customer. Ha, ha, ha! two or three things
you haven't reckoned for, I can assure you. Here's
one—I told Miss Muriel exactly what I heard,
between you and your Duchess, in the garden this
evening.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Grinding his teeth.</i>] You did! [<i>Involuntarily
making a threatening movement towards her.</i>] You
did, you—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Cowering over the settee.</i>] Oh!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Recovering himself.</i>] Oh, you did, did you?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Facing him defiantly.</i>] Yes, I did.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Coolly.</i>] Well? and what then? You listen to a
conversation carried on in an open spot, from which
your mischievous ears manage to detach the phrase
"to-night." My explanation, if I am called upon to
make one, will be absurdly simple.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_159" id="Page_159"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Derisively.</i>] Ha, ha! will it! ha, ha, ha! I daresay!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Yes. You see, I promised her Grace that I would
send a book to her room to-night—<i>to-night</i>. My man
had gone to bed; I brought it myself, intending to
hand it to Mrs. Watson, her maid. In the meantime,
the Duchess had joined Mrs. Eden and I found
<i>you</i> here.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>You couldn't tell such an abominable lie!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Imperturbably.</i>] I found <i>you</i> here. And then—what
is the obvious sequel to the story? [<i>Shrugging
his shoulders.</i>] I'm a wicked man, Sophy, and you're
an undeniably pretty girl—and the devil dared me.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Taking up the bottle of champagne.</i>] And an excellent
banquet you had chanced to provide for the
occasion. [<i>Reading the label.</i>] "Félix Poubelle, Carte
d'Or." It will appear, I am afraid, that you had
been preparing for the entertainment of some amorous
footman.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Snapping her fingers at him.</i>] Puh! bah! Oh, the
<SPAN name="Page_160" id="Page_160"></SPAN>whole house shall know that that is your Duchess's
champagne.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Excuse me—Mr. Brewster, the butler, will disprove
that tale. You wheedled this out of him on your own
account, remember.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Disconcerted.</i>] Oh—ah, yes—but—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>For yourself, my dear Sophy.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Falteringly.</i>] Yes, but—but she made me do it.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>She made you do it! [<i>Replacing the bottle, sternly.</i>]
And who, pray, will accept your word, upon this or
any other point, against that of a lady of the position
of the Duchess of Strood?</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He walks away from her and examines the
books upon the writing-table. She sits on
the settee, a blank expression upon her face.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>After a little consideration, wiping her brow with
the back of her hand.</i>] At any rate, my darling—Miss
Muriel—would quickly see through a horrid trick of
this sort.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I bet you a dozen boxes of gloves to a case of your
manicure instruments that she doesn't.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_161" id="Page_161"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I said to her to-day, at my place, that I was certain,
if I could meet you alone in some quiet spot I could
get a kiss out of you.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Under his breath, glaring at her.</i>] You—! [<i>Coolly.</i>]
Oh, now I understand. Yes, my dear, but Miss Eden
is scarcely likely to believe that a modest girl would
carry her devotion to this extent. Good heavens!
why, your attire—! [<i>She pulls her robe about her
sharply.</i>] And a woman who compromises herself,
recollect, is never measured by her own character,
always by her companion's.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She starts to her feet and paces the room,
uttering cries of anger and indignation.
He continues to interest himself in the
books.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh! no, no! my darling wouldn't think it of me!
when I've abused you so continually! she surely
couldn't! oh! oh! [<i>With flashing eyes.</i>] Now, look
here, my lord! you don't really imagine that I'm
going to stick in this room with you patiently all
through the night, do you?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>How do you propose to avoid it?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Pointing to the passage-door.</i>] As true as I'm alive,
<SPAN name="Page_162" id="Page_162"></SPAN>if you don't unlock that door, I—I—I'll scream the
place down!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Why scream? [<i>Pointing to the bell-rope which hangs
beside the door.</i>] There's the bell. I daresay a servant
or two is still up and about. You'd rouse the house
quicker in that way.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Much obliged to you for the hint. I will—I will— [<i>She
goes to the bell-rope and grasps it; then she
looks round and sees him calmly turning the leaves of a
book he has selected. She stares at him, with sudden
misgiving.</i>] Ha, now we shall see how much your
grand scheme amounts to!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>We shall. Ring the bell.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Blankly.</i>] What do you mean?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Pooh, my dear! ring, ring, ring! or yell! You
won't be the first semi-circumspect young person who
has got herself into a scrape and then endeavoured to
save herself by raising a hullabaloo.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She slowly takes her hand from the bell-rope
and moves a step or two towards him.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, that's what you'd try to make out, is it? [<i>He
<SPAN name="Page_163" id="Page_163"></SPAN>raises his eyes from his book and gives her a significant
look. Leaning upon the arm of the settee, she says
faintly.</i>] You—you—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, I tell you again, my dear, you have got yourself
into a shocking mess. You've got <i>me</i> into a mess,
and you've got yourself in a mess.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Pulling herself up and advancing to him till she
faces him.</i>] You—you are an awful blackguard, my
lord.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Thank you, my dear. But you're not far wrong—I
was a blackguard till I met Miss Eden; and now,
losing Miss Eden, perhaps I'm going to be a bigger
blackguard than before. At the same time, you
know, there's not much to choose between us; for
you're a low spy, an impudent, bare-faced liar, a
common kitchen-cat who wriggles into the best rooms,
gets herself fondled, and then spits. [<i>Passing her and
throwing himself, full-length, upon the settee and settling
himself to read.</i>] Therefore I've no compunction in
making you pay your share of this score, my dear
Sophy—none whatever.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She walks feebly to the passage-door and
stands rattling the handle in an uncertain
way. At last she breaks down and cries
a little.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh! oh! oh! let me go, my lord. [<i>He makes no
<SPAN name="Page_164" id="Page_164"></SPAN>response.</i>] Do let me go—please! will you? [<i>Approaching
him and wiping her eyes upon the sleeve of her
night-dress.</i>] I hope your lordship will kindly let
me go.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Shortly.</i>] No.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Steadying herself.</i>] I don't want to rouse the house
at this time o' night if I can help it—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Don't you?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Though I am certain I can make my story good
anyway. But I'd rather your lordship let me out
without the bother—[<i>Piteously.</i>] Do! [<i>He turns a
leaf of his book. She speaks defiantly.</i>] Very well!
very well! here I sit then! [<i>Seating herself.</i>] We'll
see who tires first, you or I! you or I! [<i>Again snapping
her fingers at him.</i>] Bah! you horror! you—horror!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Raising himself on his elbow.</i>] Will you have this
sofa? [<i>She gives him a fierce look.</i>] A glass of your
wine?</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She rises, with a stamp of the foot, and once
more paces the room. He sips his wine
and re-settles himself. She goes distractedly
from one object to another, now
leaning upon a chair, then against the
pillar of the cheval-glass. Ultimately she
comes to the bell-rope and fingers it again
irresolutely.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_165" id="Page_165"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Faintly.</i>] My lord—! [<i>He remains silent. She
releases the bell-rope.</i>] Oh—h—h! [<i>She pauses by the
settee, looking down upon him as though she would
strike him; then she walks away, and, seating herself
in the chair by the bedside, drops her head upon the
bed. The clock tinkles the half-hour. There is a short
silence. Suddenly she rises, uttering a sharp cry, with
her hand to her heart.</i>] Oh! [<i>panting</i>] oh! oh!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking at her.</i>] What now?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Valma!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Valma?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Mr. Valma! oh, you know he is in the house!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>He! what's he doing here?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>The housekeeper gave him permission to sleep here.
You know! [<i>Stamping her foot.</i>] Don't you know?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Sitting up, alertly.</i>] Ho! my jealous friend, the
palmist. <i>He</i> is on the premises, hey?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_166" id="Page_166"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Distractedly.</i>] Let me out! oh, yes, he <i>is</i> jealous
of me; he <i>is</i> jealous of me, and we've had a few
words about you as it is—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Ah!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, this would ruin me with Valma! oh, if your
lordship hasn't any feeling for me, don't let Valma
think that I'm a—that I'm—! [<i>Going down on her
knees before him.</i>] Oh, I won't tell on you! I promise
I won't, if you'll only let me go! I will hold my
tongue about you and the Duchess! I take my
solemn oath I'll hold my tongue!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Rising.</i>] Ha! [<i>Calmly.</i>] No, my dear Sophy, I
wasn't aware that your <i>fiancé</i> is in the house. So the
situation comes home to you a little more poignantly
now, does it?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Rising and going to the passage-door.</i>] Unlock the
door! where's the key?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Wait, wait, wait! And you're going to keep your
mouth shut after all, are you?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Rattling the door-handle.</i>] Yes, yes, Unlock it!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_167" id="Page_167"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Don't be in such a hurry.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I give you my sacred word—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Thoughtfully.</i>] Tsch, tsch, tsch! [<i>Sharply, with a
snap of the fingers.</i>] Yes—by Jove—! [<i>Pointing to
the chair by the writing-table.</i>] Sit down. [<i>Imperatively.</i>]
Sit down. [<i>She sits, wonderingly. He goes to
the table, selects a plain sheet of paper and lays it before
her. Then he hands her a pen.</i>] Write as I tell you.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Tremblingly.</i>] What?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Pointing to the ink.</i>] Ink. [<i>Dictating.</i>] "My lord."
[<i>She writes; he walks about as he dictates.</i>] "My lord.
I am truly obliged to you—"</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span></p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>"For your great liberality—"</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Turning.</i>] Eh?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Sternly.</i>] Go on. [<i>She writes.</i>] "For your great
<SPAN name="Page_168" id="Page_168"></SPAN>liberality, and in once more availing myself of it I
quite understand—"</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Weakly.</i>] Oh! [<i>After writing.</i>] Yes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>"I quite understand that our friendship comes to
an end." [<i>She rises and faces him.</i>] Go on.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Our friendship!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Our—<i>friendship</i>!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I won't.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Very well.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>How dare you try to make me write such a thing!
[<i>He turns from her and, book in hand, resumes his
recumbent position on the sofa. She approaches him,
falteringly.</i>] What would you do with that, if I did
write it?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Simply hold it in my possession, as security for
<SPAN name="Page_169" id="Page_169"></SPAN>your silence, until after my marriage with Miss Eden;
then return it to you.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, won't your lordship trust me?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Contemptuously.</i>] Trust you! [<i>After a pause, she
returns to the writing-table and takes up her pen again.</i>]
Where were we?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Feebly.</i>] "I quite understand—"</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>"That our friendship comes to an end." [<i>She writes.
He rises and looks over her shoulder.</i>] "While thanking
you again for past and present favours—"</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Groaning as she writes.</i>] Oh! oh!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>"I undertake not to approach or annoy you in the
future—"</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>"Upon any pretext whatsoever. Yours respectfully—"
[<i>After watching the completion of the
letter.</i>] Date it vaguely—[<i>with a wave of the hand</i>]<SPAN name="Page_170" id="Page_170"></SPAN>
"Monday afternoon." Blot it. [<i>Moving away.</i>]
That's right. [<i>She rises, reading the letter with
staring eyes. Then she comes to him and yields the
letter, and he folds it neatly and puts it into his breast-pocket.</i>]
Thank you. I think I need detain you no
longer.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With a gasp.</i>] Ah! stop a bit! no, I won't!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>What's the matter with you?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Wildly.</i>] Why, it's like selling Muriel! Just to
get myself out of this, I'm simply handing her over to
you! I won't do it! I won't! [<i>She rushes to the
bell-rope and tugs at it again and again.</i>] She sha'n't
marry you! she sha'n't! I've said she sha'n't, and
she sha'n't! [<i>Leaving the bell-rope and facing him
fiercely.</i>] Oh, let your precious Duchess go scot-free!
After all, what does it matter who the woman is
you've been sporting with, so that Miss Muriel is
kept from falling into your clutches! Yes, I'll make
short work of <i>you</i>, my lord. The ladies shall hear
from <i>my</i> mouth of the lively half-hour I've spent
with you, and how I've suddenly funked the consequences
and <i>raised a hullabaloo</i>! Now, my lord!
now then! now then!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>His astonishment has given way to admiration;
he gazes at her as if spell-bound.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>After a pause, during which she stands before him
<SPAN name="Page_171" id="Page_171"></SPAN>panting.</i>] By God, you're a fine plucked 'un! I've
never known a better. [<i>Resolutely.</i>] No, my girl, I'm
damned if you shall suffer! Quick! listen! pull
yourself together!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Hysterically.</i>] Eh? eh?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Taking her letter from his pocket and thrusting it
into her hand.</i>] Here's your letter! take it—I won't
have it. [<i>Going quickly to the passage-door, unlocking
it, and throwing the door open.</i>] There you are!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Sobbing.</i>] Oh! oh!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>There is a hurried, irregular knocking at the
door.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Gripping her arm.</i>] Hush! [<i>In a whisper.</i>] Call
out—wait!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Raising her voice—unsteadily.</i>] Wait—one
moment!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In her ear, as he gives her the key of the door.</i>] Say
the Duchess is with Mrs. Jack; say she wants her
letters brought to her in the morning; say anything—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, yes. [<i>Weeping and shaking and gasping, she
<SPAN name="Page_172" id="Page_172"></SPAN>goes to the door and unlocks it. He tip-toes into the
bedroom and turns out the light there. She opens the
door an inch or two.</i>] Yes?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Two Voices</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>A mans and a woman's.</i>] What is it? what's the
matter?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Steadying herself, with an effort.</i>] Nothing. Only
her Grace has gone to Mrs. Eden's room and wishes
her letters taken there in the morning most particularly—see?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">The Voices</span>.</p>
<p>What did you ring like that for? Thought the
place was afire!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, don't make a fuss about nothing. You servants
<i>are</i> an old-fashioned lot. Bong swor!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">The Voices</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Angrily.</i>] Oh, good-night.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Ha, ha, ha!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She closes the door and totters away from it,
sobbing hysterically, as</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>comes to her.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Kindly.</i>] Be off. Go to bed. Serve me how you
please. Miss Fullgarney, upon my soul, I—I humbly
beg your pardon.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_173" id="Page_173"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Passing him.</i>] Oh! oh! oh! [<i>Turning to him.</i>] Oh,
God bless you! You—you—you're a gentleman! I'll
do what I can for you!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She staggers to the passage-door and disappears,
closing the door behind her.
Then he extinguishes the remaining light,
and cautiously lets himself out at the other
door.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><br/><br/><br/><br/>end of the third act.</span></p>
<hr style="width: 65%;" />
<h2><SPAN name="THE_FOURTH_ACT" id="THE_FOURTH_ACT"></SPAN><SPAN name="Page_174" id="Page_174"></SPAN>THE FOURTH ACT</h2>
<p><i>The scene is the same, in every respect, as that of
the First Act.</i></p>
<p class="right">[<i>On the right</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Claridge</span> <i>is manicuring a
young gentleman. On the left</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>
<i>is putting her manicure-table in order, as
if she has recently disposed of a customer.</i>
<span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span> <i>is again at her desk, busy
over accounts. The door-gong sounds and,
after a short interval,</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>
<i>enter, preceded by</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Huddle</span>. <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>
<i>appears particularly depressed and unwell.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Nodding to</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span>.] Good morning.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span>.</p>
<p>Morning.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Huddle</span>.] Miss Fullgarney has not yet
arrived, you say?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Huddle</span>.</p>
<p>Not yet.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_175" id="Page_175"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking at his watch.</i>] Twenty minutes to twelve.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, we've never known Miss Fullgarney to be so
late at her business. I do hope she hasn't been run
over and injured.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Huddle</span>.</p>
<p>Or murdered by tramps.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>My dear young lady!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>Well, one does read <i>such</i> things in the ha'penny
papers.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Huddle</span>.</p>
<p>And she went down to Richmond yesterday afternoon,
you know—to Fauncey Court.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Of course I know—and slept there.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, did she?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>And has come up to town this morning.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Huddle</span>.</p>
<p>Then she'll have gone home, I expect, to change.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_176" id="Page_176"></SPAN>Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>That's what she's done. [<i>Slightly disappointed.</i>]
Well, I <i>should</i> have been sorry if anything had
happened to her.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Naturally.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Huddle</span>.</p>
<p>So should I, though I'm quite new here.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>It never gives <i>me</i> any pleasure to hear of people
having their limbs crushed.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Huddle</span>.</p>
<p>Or being murdered by tramps.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>Won't your lordship take a chair? [<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>,
<i>who has wandered down to the window.</i>] And you,
sir?</p>
<p class="right">[<i>The young gentleman, his manicuring being
finished, has risen, paid</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span>
<i>and departed, followed by</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Claridge</span>
<i>carrying her bowl and towel. The door-gong
sounds.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Is that she?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>No; that young gentleman leaving.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>, <i>carrying her bowl and towel, and</i><SPAN name="Page_177" id="Page_177"></SPAN>
<span class="smcap">Miss Huddle</span>, <i>after exchanging a few
words with</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span>, <i>withdraw.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>, <i>biliously.</i>] How revoltingly hideous these
gals look this morning!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Same as yesterday. You're seedy.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Closing his eyes.</i>] Oh, shockingly seedy. [<i>Sitting.</i>]
I'm in for a go of malaria, I fear.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Shame of me to have routed you out of bed and
bothered you with my affairs. [<i>Sitting.</i>] But you
can quite understand, Chick, how confoundedly
anxious I am as to the attitude Miss Fullgarney will
adopt towards me to-day.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Quite, quite. Harry—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Yes?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p><i>What</i> champagne was it we drank last night at
Richmond?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With some bitterness.</i>] Ha! Félix Poubelle, Carte
d'Or.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_178" id="Page_178"></SPAN>Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Shaking his head.</i>] <i>I</i> can't take champagne.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p><i>Can't</i> you!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>I mean I oughtn't to.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Oh. [<i>Referring to his watch again.</i>] I've given you
a pretty minute account of last night's tragedy, Chick.
"I'll do what I can for you"—those were the Fullgarney's
words. Good lord, they came at me like a
bolt from the blue! Does she intend to act up to
them, eh?—that's the question. Surely she'll act up
to them, Chick?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Have you met the ladies this morning?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Yes—except Muriel, who didn't show at breakfast.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>How did you find 'em?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Amiability itself; <i>they</i> know nothing. [<i>Rising and
looking down upon</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.] You see, Chick, all that
Miss Fullgarney has to do—if she hasn't already done
it—is to tell a trifling taradiddle to Muriel concerning
the events of last night. Well, in effect, she has
promised to do that, hasn't she? [<i>Impatiently.</i>] Eh?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_179" id="Page_179"></SPAN>Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Gloomily.</i>] Frankly, Harry, I shouldn't be in the
least surprised if the jade sold you.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>His jaw falling.</i>] You wouldn't?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Phew! <i>I</i> should. [<i>Warmly.</i>] By Jove, I should!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>I have conceived a great aversion to her—a long,
scraggy gal.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With enthusiasm.</i>] As full of courage as a thoroughbred!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Closing his eyes.</i>] I can picture her elbows; sharp,
pointed elbows—the barbed fence of the spiteful
woman.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Pooh! yesterday she was alluring.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Rising painfully.</i>] Yesterday—! [<i>Gravely.</i>] Harry,
do you know there are moments when I feel that I
am changing towards the sex; when I fancy I can
discern the skeleton, as it were, through the rounded
cheek?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_180" id="Page_180"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>You!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, this novel sentiment is undoubtedly gaining
possession of your old friend—gradually, perhaps, but
surely.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Regarding him searchingly.</i>] Excuse me, Chick—did
you turn into the Beefsteak when you got back
from Richmond last night?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>For an hour. Oh, a great mistake.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>What, a little whisky on the top of champagne?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Gazing pathetically at</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>with watery eyes.</i>] A
good deal of champagne underneath a lot of whisky.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>The door-gong sounds.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Who's this? [<i>He walks to the entrance, and looks
into the further room.</i>] The Fullgarney.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He returns to his former position, as</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>
<i>enters quickly followed by</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Claridge</span>,
<span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>, <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Huddle</span>. <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>—<i>dressed
as at the end of the First Act—is
pale, red-eyed, and generally unstrung.
She comes to</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>, <i>disconcerted by his
presence.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_181" id="Page_181"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Confronting him.</i>] Oh, good morning.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>May I beg a few moments—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Er—certainly. I'll just take off my things—</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He joins</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>. <i>She goes across the room
where she is surrounded by her girls.</i>]</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Claridge</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, Miss Fullgarney, how ill you look!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>You do seem queer!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Huddle</span>.</p>
<p>Just as if you were sickening for something.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Coming between</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Claridge</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.]
Quite ghostly!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I'm all right, girls; I've had a bad night, that's all.
[<i>Giving her umbrella to</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Claridge</span> <i>and her bag to</i>
<span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>, <i>who passes it to</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Huddle</span>.] Here!
hi! take that beastly bag. [<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span>, <i>who is
removing her hat.</i>] Oh, don't waggle my head, whatever
you do! [<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>, <i>who is pulling at her
jacket.</i>] Tear the thing off. [<i>Stripping off her gloves,
<SPAN name="Page_182" id="Page_182"></SPAN>and speaking in a whisper.</i>] Girls, I don't want to be
disturbed for five minutes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span>.</p>
<p>Very well, Miss Fullgarney.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Glancing at</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>, <i>who are now looking
out of the window, with their backs towards her.</i>]
If Miss Eden should happen to turn up before I'm
free, just mention who I'm engaged with, will you?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Moon</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, Miss Fullgarney.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>That'll do. [<i>With sudden fierceness.</i>] What are you
all staring at? Haven't any of <i>you</i> ever slept in a
strange bed?</p>
<p class="right">[<i>The girls retreat hastily, each carrying an
article belonging to</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Advancing a step or two.</i>] I am exceedingly sorry
to see you looking so fatigued.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Faintly.</i>] Didn't close my eyes the whole night.
[<i>She drops the</i> portière <i>over the entrance, and approaches</i>
<span class="smcap">Quex</span>.] Well, my lord?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I have ventured to call upon you, Miss Fullgarney,
<SPAN name="Page_183" id="Page_183"></SPAN>in the hope of ratifying the excellent understanding
with which we parted last night.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Pointing to</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.] Well, but—er—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Oh—oh, yes— [<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>, <i>who has turned away.</i>]
Frayne— [<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] I have taken my old and
trusted friend, Sir Chichester Frayne, into my confidence
in this regrettable business.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Dubiously.</i>] Indeed?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I thought it desirable there should be a third
party—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>P'r'aps you're right. [<i>Cuttingly.</i>] One needs a
third party when one has the honour of meeting your
lordship—[<i>Checking herself.</i>] Excuse me.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Pleasantly, with a slight bow of acknowledgment.</i>]
Before we go further, I may tell you that her Grace
has informed me of what passed between you this
morning.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Nothing passed.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Precisely.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_184" id="Page_184"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>The lady beamed upon me, for all the world as if
she was an angel spending a Saturday-to-Monday
here below; and I dressed her hair for her just as if
I didn't want to tear it out by the roots. And then
she turned up her eyes and said she hoped every
happiness would attend me, and went downstairs to
prayers.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Will you allow me to—to thank you?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Frigidly.</i>] You needn't. [<i>Abruptly.</i>] Oh, by-the-by,
the lady gave me a—a keepsake, she called
it. [<i>Endeavouring to extract some bulky object from
her pocket.</i>] I mean to burn the thing, once I've
found out what's inside it. But I can't get it open.
Here it is.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She exhibits the little box, covered with
brocade, which</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>has returned to the</i>
<span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>in the previous Act.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Surprised.</i>] By Jove!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Simply.</i>] Eh?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Er—I was wondering what she can have put in
that little box.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, <i>I</i> wonder. [<i>Pulling at the lid.</i>] It's locked.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_185" id="Page_185"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I fancy it has one of those Bramah locks which
snap. I may have a key— [<i>He produces his key-ring
and, promptly selecting a key, unlocks the box.</i>]
Fortunate coincidence.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She opens the box and takes out the first
thing that presents itself—the blue silk
garter with the diamond buckle.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Scandalised.</i>] Oh, my gracious! I <i>beg</i> your
pardon.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She leaves him hurriedly and hides the box
in the cabinet.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Quietly to</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.] Chick, she has passed the
souvenirs on to Miss Fullgarney!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Bitterly.</i>] How like a woman!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Some women.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In disgust.</i>] Pah!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Yesterday she was alluring.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Waving the past from him.</i>] Yesterday—[<i>with a
<SPAN name="Page_186" id="Page_186"></SPAN>slight hiccup</i>] hic! [<i>Turning away apologetically.</i>] The
heat in this room—</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He walks away, as</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>returns to</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] Well, I must not detain you longer,
Miss Fullgarney. But there is, of course, one point
upon which I should like to feel completely assured.
You have seen Miss Eden—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>No; not since last evening.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Anxiously.</i>] When do you—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking away.</i>] I'm rather expecting her to pop in
here during the day.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Quite so. And—and then—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Facing him candidly.</i>] Your lordship told me last
night that your little visit to the Duchess was a
perfectly innocent one?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Absolutely innocent. [<i>Hesitatingly.</i>] I fear I cannot
go further than that.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_187" id="Page_187"></SPAN>Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Fanning himself with his handkerchief.</i>] By gad,
why not, Harry? We are in Miss Fullgarney's hands.
[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] His lordship went to her Grace's apartment
solely to return some gifts which he had accepted
from her in the—ah—dim, distant past, and to say
adieu.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Witheringly.</i>] Ah, I knew <i>she</i> was a double-faced
thing; [<i>looking at</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>relentingly</i>] but p'r'aps one
<i>has</i> been a little down on <i>you</i>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Meekly.</i>] You have it in your power to atone for
that amply.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Half-feelingly, half-sullenly.</i>] At any rate, you behaved,
in the end, like a gentleman to me last night.
And so—when I see Miss Muriel—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Yes?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Deliberately.</i>] I am going to tell her a lie.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With some emotion.</i>] Miss Fullgarney, I—I—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, I said I'd do what I can for you. [<i>Uncomfortably.</i>]
And this is all I <i>can</i> do.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_188" id="Page_188"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Light-heartedly.</i>] All!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Just to give you a chance.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Chance! [<i>Drawing a deep breath.</i>] You place my
happiness beyond danger.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Impulsively, offering him her hand.</i>] I wish you
luck, my lord. </p>
<p class="right">[<i>He takes her hand and wrings it.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Who has opened the window for air.</i>] Hallo!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Turning nervously.</i>] What—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking out.</i>] Isn't this your friend, Captain
Bastling?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Bastling?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>At that window?</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>moves away to the circular table and
sniffs at a bottle of scent.</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>goes to
the window.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_189" id="Page_189"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking out.</i>] Yes. What's old Napier up to
there?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Guiltily.</i>] I—I heard Captain Bastling mention
that he was thinking of having his hand read by
Mr. Valma some time or other.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>No! ha, ha, ha! [<i>Leaving the window.</i>] He doesn't
see me; I won't disturb him. [<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>, <i>jocularly.</i>]
A convenient arrangement—it is possible to transfer
oneself from the manicurist to the palmist without
the trouble of putting on one's gloves.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Ha, ha! y—yes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Pausing on his way to the entrance.</i>] Miss Fullgarney,
may I ask if you and Mr. Valma have fixed
upon the date of your marriage?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, we sha'n't get married yet awhile—not for a
year or more, I fancy.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Graciously.</i>] In that case, I shall hope to have the
pleasure, and the privilege, of being present at your
wedding—with my wife.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_190" id="Page_190"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Hanging her head.</i>] Thank you.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Chick— </p>
<p class="right">[<i>He goes out.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Turning to</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>with dignity.</i>] Miss Fullgarney,
one thing I desire to say. It is that your behaviour
this morning completely obliterates—the—</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He is cut short by another hiccup and, with a
bow, withdraws.</i> <span class="smcap">Pollitt</span> <i>appears at the
window.</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>goes to the entrance, and
watches the departure of</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>and</i>
<span class="smcap">Frayne</span>. <span class="smcap">Pollitt</span> <i>enters the room. The
door-gong sounds.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>Sophy.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Turning.</i>] Oh! Valma, dear?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With a heavy brow.</i>] Captain Bastling is waiting at
my place, for Miss Eden.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Subdued.</i>] Is he?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>Dearest, during my brief but, I pride myself,
honourable association with palmistry, this is the first
time my rooms have been used for this sort of game.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_191" id="Page_191"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>This sort of game?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>Other Professors have stooped to it, but I—oh, no,
it is playing palmistry a little bit too low down.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Unhappily.</i>] Surely it's quite harmless, love—a
couple of young people meeting to say good-bye.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>From what you've told me, I greatly doubt that it
<i>will</i> be good-bye.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>D—d—do you?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Hotly.</i>] Anyhow I resent <i>your</i> being the go-between
of this gallant captain and a girl betrothed
to another man—you who are naturally such a
thorough lady!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh—oh, Valma—!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She drops her head upon his shoulder and
whimpers.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>Dearest, what have I said?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Valma, I've made up my mind. I intend to do
<SPAN name="Page_192" id="Page_192"></SPAN>exactly what you wish, in the future, in everything.
I'm going to give up squatting down here manicuring
gentlemen—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>Sophy!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>And shall simply sail about these rooms, overlooking
my girls in the plainest of silks. And never
again will I interfere in an underhand way in other
people's affairs on any account whatever. [<i>Putting
her arms round his neck.</i>] Yes, you <i>shall</i> find me a
lady—a lady—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Tenderly.</i>] Ah—! [<i>The door-gong sounds. She
raises her head and dries her eyes hurriedly.</i>] Is that
Miss Eden?</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He crosses to the window as she goes to the
entrance.</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span> <i>appears.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] Here's Miss Eden.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With a nod.</i>] Give me half a minute with her;
then I'm at liberty. [<span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span> <i>disappears.</i>
<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>comes to</i> <span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.] I'll send Muriel across
directly.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He departs.</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span> <i>returns and,
holding the</i> portière <i>aside, admits</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.
<span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>is wearing a veil.</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span>
<i>withdraws.</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>meets</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>;
<i>they kiss each other undemonstratively.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_193" id="Page_193"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Constrainedly.</i>] Well, darling?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In the same way.</i>] Well, Sophy?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>You're here then?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>As you see.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Any difficulty?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In a hard voice.</i>] No. The Duchess and Mrs. Jack
were coming to town shopping, and Lady Owbridge
proposed that she and I should tack ourselves on to
them.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>How have you got rid of 'em?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Spoken the truth, for once—my head really does
throb terribly. They think I've run in here to sit
quietly with you while they—[<i>Suddenly.</i>] Oh, be
quick, Sophy!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Quick, dear?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Why don't you tell me?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_194" id="Page_194"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Tell you—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>About last night—this woman—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Her Grace?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, yes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, why, I haven't anything to tell, darling.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Haven't anything to—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>You see, I couldn't help remembering what you'd
called me—mean, and despicable, and all the rest of
it; and the feeling came over me that you were
right, that I had been sneaky. And so, after I'd
attended to her Grace, I—I went straight to bed.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Sitting.</i>] Oh, yes. Then you didn't attempt to—to
watch?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Faintly.</i>] Oh!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Aren't you glad?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_195" id="Page_195"></SPAN>Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Glad!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Why, you were certain that the word or two I'd
overheard meant nothing wrong.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>I said so.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Said so!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Turning to her with clenched hands.</i>] Yes, but at
the same time you put the dreadful idea into my
head, Sophy, and I've not been able to dismiss it for
one moment since.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Under her breath.</i>] Oh! </p>
<p class="right">[<i>Sitting.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Lifting her veil.</i>] There! you can see what I've
been going through.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking at her.</i>] I'm so sorry.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking at</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] <i>You</i> look rather washed out
too. Haven't you slept, either?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Turning her head away.</i>] Not over well. [<i>Falter<SPAN name="Page_196" id="Page_196"></SPAN>ingly.</i>]
Then, after all, it would have been better if
I <i>had</i> spied on her?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Anything—even that—would have been preferable
to this uncertainty.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To herself, her jaw falling.</i>] Oh—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking towards the window.</i>] Has <i>he</i> arrived?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>rises, then</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Producing, from her pocket, a jeweller's case and
showing it to</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] Do you like this? I've just
bought it, over the way, at Gressier's.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>For Captain Bastling?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With a nod, opening the box.</i>] A solitaire shirt-stud.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She retains a neatly-folded piece of paper
which is enclosed in the box and hands the
box to</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Beautiful. [<i>Glancing at the piece of paper in</i>
<span class="smcap">Muriel's</span> <i>hand.</i>] What's that?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_197" id="Page_197"></SPAN>Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Unfolding the paper carefully.</i>] This goes with it.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She holds the paper before</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Reading.</i>] "To Napier—"</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Withdrawing the paper.</i>] Ah, no.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Mayn't I?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Yielding the paper impulsively.</i>] Yes, <i>you</i> may.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>turns away and stands leaning upon
the back of the screen-chair on the left,
with her face in her hands.</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>places
the jeweller's case upon the circular table.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Reading with difficulty.</i>] "To Napier from Muriel.
I only—" what? You <i>have</i> blotted it.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With a sob.</i>] Have I?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>You've been crying over it.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_198" id="Page_198"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>"I only—" I can't read it.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Through her tears.</i>]</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"I only know—we loved in vain:<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I only feel—Farewell!—Farewell!"<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In a low voice.</i>] Very nice, darling. [<i>She lays the
paper tenderly upon the box and goes to</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>. <i>Eyeing
her keenly.</i>] You really <i>are</i> determined, then, to
wish him good-bye?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Turning to her and weeping upon her shoulder.</i>]
Oh, Sophy! Sophy!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>There, there! it'll soon be over.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Raising her head.</i>] Over! yes, yes! over!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>And—p'r'aps it's all for the best, you know.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>For the best!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>What I mean is, that very likely we've both of us been
a little cruel to poor Lord Quex—hard on him—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_199" id="Page_199"></SPAN>Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Indignantly.</i>] <i>You</i> say this to me! [<i>Distractedly.</i>]
<i>You</i> say this, after having poisoned my mind and
given me an awful night of sleeplessness and doubt.
Yesterday I was as firm as a rock; to-day I'm as
weak as water again. [<i>Facing</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>with flashing
eyes.</i>] Ah, I tell you honestly you'd better not let me
meet Captain Bastling this morning! you'd better not
let me see him!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>The door-gong sounds.</i> <span class="smcap">Bastling</span> <i>appears
at the window, and looks into the room.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Whose back is towards the window, soothingly.</i>] No,
no, you sha'n't go across to Valma's while you're like
this. I'll make an excuse for you to Captain Bastling—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>At the window.</i>] Muriel!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Passing</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>swiftly.</i>] Napier!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Holding her arm.</i>] Darling—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Freeing herself.</i>] Release me, Sophy! release me!
ah—!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She joins</i> <span class="smcap">Bastling</span> <i>and they disappear. As</i>
<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>goes to the window and looks out
<SPAN name="Page_200" id="Page_200"></SPAN>after them,</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>enters, followed by</i>
<span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Glancing round the room.</i>] Miss Fullgarney—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Turning sharply.</i>] Hey? [<i>Blankly.</i>] Oh—my
lord—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I am compelled to intrude upon you again. I have
just met Lady Owbridge, with her Grace and Mrs.
Eden in Sackville Street. My aunt sends me with a
message to Miss Eden.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Confused.</i>] M—m—Miss Eden?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Mrs. Eden has proposed a lunch at Prince's, provided
that Miss Eden feels equal to— [<i>Looking
about him again.</i>] Where is Miss Eden?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Where?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>She is here—with you.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>N—no.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>No?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_201" id="Page_201"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With a gulp.</i>] <i>I</i> haven't seen anything of her.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In an altered tone.</i>] Really?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Calmly.</i>] Strange.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He walks away and joins</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>. <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>
<i>stealthily closes and fastens the window.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In a low voice, to</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.] Chick—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Eh?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Miss Eden <i>is</i> here. Why is the Fullgarney telling
me this falsehood?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>You will remember I was positive she would sell
you before she'd done with you.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Gripping</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne's</span> <i>arm.</i>] Don't! [<i>Advancing to</i>
<span class="smcap">Sophy</span>—<i>politely.</i>] I understood from my aunt, Miss
Fullgarney, that her ladyship left Miss Eden at
Gressier's, the jeweller's, less than half an hour ago.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_202" id="Page_202"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Fussing with the objects upon the cabinet and the
manicure-table.</i>] Oh?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Miss Eden had some little commission to discharge
at Gressier's, and intended coming across to you
immediately afterwards.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Quickly.</i>] Ah, then she hasn't finished her business
at Gressier's yet.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, because I looked in at the shop on my way
here.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Funny. I can't imagine where she's taken herself
to.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Earnestly.</i>] Miss Fullgarney—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>My lord?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I thought we had become good friends, you and
I—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>So we have, I hope.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>And that you were desirous of rendering me a
service?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_203" id="Page_203"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Well, aren't I, my lord?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Are you? You <i>know</i> that Miss Eden came to you
directly she left Gressier's. You <i>know</i> she did.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>After a pause—drawing a deep breath.</i>] Yes, I—I
own it.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Reproachfully.</i>] Ah, Miss Fullgarney!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>She <i>has</i> been in, and I <i>have</i> done you the service I
promised.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Calmly.</i>] You have?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Indeed I have, as true as I stand here. [<i>Steadying
herself.</i>] But the fact is—the fact is Miss Eden had a
purchase to make that she didn't wish the ladies to
interfere over, and—and she has run out for ten
minutes. If your lordship must know where she is,
she's in the Burlington.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Very quietly.</i>] Oh, she has run out for a few
minutes?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>She might be a quarter of an hour.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_204" id="Page_204"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Not <i>run</i> out; <i>flown</i> out, at one of these windows.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Faintly.</i>] One of these windows?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Pointing to the entrance.</i>] She has not gone out by
the door.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>What do you mean?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Your young ladies assured me just now that Miss
Eden was in this room with you. [<span class="smcap">Frayne</span>, <i>possessed
of an idea, has gone to the door in the partition. He
now raps at the door gently.</i>] No, no, Chick—please!
we are not policemen.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Opening the door a few inches.</i>] Miss Eden, I regret
to learn you are suffering from headache.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Indignantly.</i>] Well, of all the liberties—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Angrily.</i>] Frayne!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>May I tell you of an unfailing remedy—? [<i>He
peeps into the private room, then withdraws his head,
and says to</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>.] No.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_205" id="Page_205"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Flouncing up to</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>, <i>and speaking volubly and
violently.</i>] Now, look here, sir, I'm a busy woman—as
busy and as hard-working a woman as any in
London. Because you see things a bit slack Ascot
week, it doesn't follow that my books, and a hundred
little matters, don't want attending to. [<i>Sitting at the
desk and opening and closing the books noisily.</i>] And
I'm certainly not going to have gentlemen, whoever
they may be, marching into my place, and taking
possession of it, and doubting my word, and opening
and shutting doors, exactly as if they were staying in
a common hotel. I'd have you to know that my
establishment isn't conducted on <i>that</i> principle.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>has been standing, with compressed lips
and a frown upon his face, leaning upon
the back of the chair near the circular
table. During</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy's</span> <i>harangue his eyes
fall upon the jeweller's case and the scrap
of paper lying open upon it. He stares at
the writing for a moment, then comes to
the table and picks up both the case and
the paper.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>, <i>while this is going on.</i>] My good lady,
a little candour on your part—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I don't understand what you're hinting at by "a
little candour." You've already been told where Miss
Eden is, and anybody who knows me knows that if I
say a thing—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_206" id="Page_206"></SPAN>Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>But when your young ladies declare—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>I'm really not responsible for the sayings and
doings of a parcel of stupid girls. If they didn't see
Miss Eden go out they were asleep, and if they
weren't asleep they're blind; and as I've explained
till I'm hoarse, I'm very busy this morning, and I
should be extremely obliged to you two gentlemen if
you'd kindly go away and call again a little later.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Chick.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Eh?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I want you.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>comes to</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>, <i>who hands him the
jeweller's case and the slip of paper.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Fussing over her books, oblivious of what is transpiring.</i>]
As if the difficulty of conducting a business
of this kind isn't sufficient without extra bothers and
worries being brought down on one's head! What
with one's enormous rent, and rotten debts, it's
heartbreaking! Here's a woman here, on my books,
who runs an account for fifteen months, with the
face of an angel, and no more intends to pay me than
to jump over St. Paul's—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_207" id="Page_207"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Who again has possession of the jeweller's case and
the paper.</i>] Miss Fullgarney—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>What now, my lord? Upon my word, it is <i>too</i>
bad—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Please come here.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Coming forward—now on the verge of tears.</i>] After
such a night as I've had, too. I never could do without
my full eight hours—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Be silent!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>What!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Miss Eden and Captain Bastling—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Eh?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>They are acquaintances—friends. [<i>With a stamp of
the foot.</i>] They are on terms of—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Faintly.</i>] Oh!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Pointing to the window.</i>] She is with him at this
moment—there.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_208" id="Page_208"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Unsteadily.</i>] Whatever are you saying, my lord?
[<i>Discovering that he has the jeweller's case and the
paper.</i>] Ah—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, I found these upon the table. [<i>She advances,
to take them from him.</i>] Miss Eden left them here—forgot
them!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In a murmur.</i>] Yes.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He gives them to her. She puts them into
her pocket and sits.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Come! tell me.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>You—you are not the only one in the field, my
lord.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>So I conclude.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Have pity on her!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Sternly.</i>] How dare you!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>It's more my fault than hers.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Continue.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>She has wanted to stop it, hating herself for being
<SPAN name="Page_209" id="Page_209"></SPAN>deceitful, but I—I've encouraged her, egged her
on.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>They've been in the habit of meeting here at my
place.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Again pointing to the window.</i>] In this fellow's
rooms—Mr. Valma's—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Rising.</i>] No, no. They've never met there, till
this morning. But he—young Bastling—he's going
away, abroad, in a fortnight or so, and he wished to
say good-bye to her quietly.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Turning towards the window fiercely.</i>] Ah—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Laying her hand upon his arm.</i>] Be careful, my
lord!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking at her.</i>] Careful?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Significantly.</i>] I know how she feels to-day. If
you <i>want</i> to send her to Hong-Kong with Captain
Bastling—</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>hesitates for a moment, then crosses to</i>
<span class="smcap">Frayne</span>, <i>to whom he speaks apart.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_210" id="Page_210"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Chick! how shall I act?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Dismally.</i>] Dear old chap, to be quite honest with
you, I was not wholly captivated by Miss Eden when
you presented me yesterday.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Tshah! What shall I do? wait?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>In any event, of course, the man's head has to be
punched. But it might be wise to delay doing it
until—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] You spoke, a little while ago, of
giving me "a chance." I see now what was in your
mind. There's a risk, then, that this good-bye may
not be final?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Stammeringly.</i>] W—well, I—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Sharply.</i>] Eh?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Breaking down.</i>] Oh, my lord, recollect, she's not
much more than a girl!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>No, she is not much more than a girl; but you—though
you and she are of the same age—<i>you</i> are a
woman. <i>You</i> know your world, upstairs and down<SPAN name="Page_211" id="Page_211"></SPAN>stairs,
boudoir and kitchen. Yet you own you have
encouraged her in this, made her clandestine meetings
with this penniless beggar possible. You—!
you deserve to be whipped, Miss Fullgarney—whipped!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Facing him.</i>] Come, my lord! not so fast! After
all, remember, Captain Bastling may be poor, but he's
Miss Eden's match in other ways.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Match?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Young, and good-looking. Oh, and isn't it
natural—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Quite natural—quite. [<i>Turning to</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.] Chick,
what an ass I've been; what fools we old chaps are,
all of us! Why, if I had led the life of a saint, it
would only be necessary for a man like this Bastling
to come along, to knock me out. Good lord, how
clear it is, when it's brought home to you in this
fashion! It isn't the scamp, the roué, a girl shies at;
it's the <i>old</i> scamp, the <i>old</i> roué. She'll take the
young one, the blackguard with a smooth skin and a
bright eye, directly he raises a hand—take him without
a murmur, money-hunter though he may be.
Take him! by Jove, she leaps into his arms!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>D'ye mean that Bastling—?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_212" id="Page_212"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Napier Bastling! [<i>Breaking into a prolonged peal
of laughter.</i>] Ha, ha, ha, ha! Chick, he's just what <i>I</i>
was at eight-and-twenty. Ha, ha, ha! what I was—and
worse, damn him!—and she loves him.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Who has been listening with wide-open eyes and
parted lips.</i>] It's not true! it isn't true!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Turning to her.</i>] Isn't it! You think so, hey?
No, I suppose you haven't experimentalised upon
<i>him</i>; you haven't spied on him, and tempted him as
you tempted me. You have never got <i>him</i> into a
quiet corner and stuck your impudent face in his. If
you had—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh! he wouldn't—!</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>has walked away;</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>now joins
him.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>As he goes.</i>] Wouldn't he! ha, ha, ha! [<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>,
<i>fiercely.</i>] What the devil am I to do, Chick?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>Punch his head.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Panting.</i>] Oh! oh! [<span class="smcap">Bastling</span>, <i>indistinctly seen
through the muslin blinds, appears at the window. He
raps gently upon the window frame.</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>glances at
the window.</i>] Eh—? [<i>Under her breath.</i>] Oh!
[<i>She goes swiftly to</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>, <i>seizes them by
<SPAN name="Page_213" id="Page_213"></SPAN>the arms, and pushes them towards the door in the
partition, saying agitatedly.</i>] Wait there! don't come
out, or make a noise—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>What are you up to now?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Stay here till I find out what's happened. Oh, I'll
do what I can for you!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>They enter the private room and she closes the
door. Then she returns to the window,
unfastens it, and retreats.</i> <span class="smcap">Bastling</span>
<i>pushes open the window and comes in.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Advancing to her excitedly.</i>] Ah, Sophy! [<i>Looking
round.</i>] Any one about?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Pointing to the left.</i>] All my girls are in there.
Where is she?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>Next door. She's sitting down, calming herself—having
her cry out.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Crying!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>She's all right—awfully happy. I told her I'd
come and tell you.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Tell me—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_214" id="Page_214"></SPAN>Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>It's settled.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Settled!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>She's mine, Sophy.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>With a gasp.</i>] Yours!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>We're going to be married at once—next week.
We shall need your help still. Of course, it must be
a secret marriage. She will follow me out by-and-by.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Nodding, dully.</i>] Oh, yes.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>Why, aren't you glad about it? [<i>Smilingly.</i>] Don't
you congratulate us?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>C—certainly.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>Good. And—[<i>shaking hands with her</i>] thanks to
<i>you</i>. [<i>Releasing her hand.</i>] Thanks.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Nerving herself for her task.</i>] Thanks!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>A million of 'em; What's the matter?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, nothing.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_215" id="Page_215"></SPAN>Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>Yes, there is. Come, out with it.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Well—<i>thanks</i>! [<i>Tossing her head.</i>] There isn't
much in thanks.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Puzzled.</i>] Not much in thanks?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Turning away, pouting.</i>] <i>I</i> think not.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Smiling.</i>] Oh, I know I owe a tremendous deal to
the pretty manicurist, and I don't intend to forget it.
Just now I'm rather hard-up, [<i>glancing towards the
window</i>] but I shall be in funds before long—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Turning to him with genuine indignation.</i>] Oh!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>What do you want, then?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>After a moment's hesitation, sidling up to him.</i>]
Not money.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>Not?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>A little more than plain thanks though.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_216" id="Page_216"></SPAN>Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking into her eyes, laughing softly.</i>] Ha, ha,
ha!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Slyly.</i>] Ha, ha, ha!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>Thanks—differently expressed—? [<i>She plays
with the lapel of his coat and giggles. He takes her
chin in his hand.</i>] Ha, ha, ha! Sophy!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Ha, ha!</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>appears at the open window and
enters the room noiselessly. Seeing</i> <span class="smcap">Bastling</span>
<i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>together, she halts in
surprise.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Whose back is to the window.</i>] I say—mind, no
tales.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Looking at</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>steadily over</i> <span class="smcap">Bastling's</span>
<i>shoulder.</i>] Likely I'd split on you, isn't it?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>Honour bright?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Oh, if you've any doubt—</p>
<p class="right">[<i>He raises her face to his and kisses her upon
the lips warmly and lingeringly. She goes
back a step or two, still gazing fixedly at</i>
<span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_217" id="Page_217"></SPAN>Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>Eh—?</p>
<p class="right">[<i>Following the direction of her eyes, he turns
and encounters</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>. <i>The three stand
for a moment or two without movement.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Bastling</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>After the pause, speaking in a low voice, his eyes
avoiding</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel's</span>.] Well—ha!—I suppose every
man makes a big mistake at least once in his life.
I've made mine. At the same time, I—I—[<i>hurriedly</i>]
oh, I'll write.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>With a slight, quick bow to</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>, <i>he
wheels round sharply and goes out.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Wiping his kiss from her lips.</i>] The wretch! the
wretch! </p>
<p class="right">[<i>The door-gong sounds.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Covering her eyes with her hand and uttering a low
moan.</i>] Oh—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Hanging her head.</i>] You see, darling, yesterday at
Fauncey Court, I—I tried it on with Lord Quex, and
he behaved like a gentleman. So the notion struck
me that I'd treat the young man in the same way,
just to see what <i>he</i> was made of, and—well, I'm glad
you came in. You might never have believed me.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>In a hard voice.</i>] The shirt-stud—the stuff I wrote—I
left them with you—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_218" id="Page_218"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Producing them.</i>] I found them after you'd gone.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>takes the piece of paper and tears it
into small pieces.</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>offers her the
jeweller's case.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Haughtily.</i>] Take that back to Gressier's this
afternoon, please, and tell them I've changed my
mind. Say I'll have a little silver collar for my dog,
in its place.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She sinks into the screen-chair, with her eyes
closed. Slipping the case into her pocket,</i>
<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>tip-toes up to the door in the partition;
she opens it and beckons to</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>,
<i>who appears with</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>, <i>in a whisper.</i>] Phsst! It's all nicely
settled. She's said good-bye to him for good. What
a fuss you made about nothing!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She points to the screen-chair; he approaches</i>
<span class="smcap">Muriel</span>. <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>talk together.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Softly.</i>] Muriel—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Opening her eyes, startled.</i>] Quex!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Brightly.</i>] I came up to town this morning with
Sir Chichester. We've just met aunt Julia, and the
<SPAN name="Page_219" id="Page_219"></SPAN>rest of 'em, in Sackville Street. Mrs. Jack clamours
for lunch at Prince's. What do you say?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Passing her hand across her eyes.</i>] Thanks. It'll
be jolly.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Gaily.</i>] Ah!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Laying her hand upon his sleeve.</i>] Quex—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Eh?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Rising, and speaking in a low, appealing voice.</i>]
Give me your word you have been loyal to me, down
to your very thought, since our engagement.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Earnestly.</i>] Muriel, I—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>Hush! [<i>Giving him her hand.</i>] I believe you. [<i>The
door-gong sounds.</i>] And, look here! I haven't been
quite fair, or generous, to you, I am afraid. But I
am going to be different—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>After to-day!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>From this moment. Harry—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Hey?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_220" id="Page_220"></SPAN>Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>I won't keep you till the end of the year. Marry
me, and have done with it, directly the Season is
over, and take me away.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Bending over her hand.</i>] Good heavens—!
[<span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span> <i>holds the</i> portière <i>aside and admits</i>
<span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>, <i>the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess of Strood</span>, <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs.
Eden</span>. <span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span> <i>then returns to her desk.</i>
<span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>goes to</i> <span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>, <i>takes her arm, and
leads her forward.</i>] Aunt Julia! aunt! my dear
aunt Julia!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>The</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>joins</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>. <span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>
<i>comes to</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>and receives the news of
the hastened marriage.</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>moves
away to the window.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Excitedly, to</i> <span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.] Oh, my dear aunt!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>What ails you, Henry?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Muriel! she—she—she's going to marry me!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>I hope so.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_221" id="Page_221"></SPAN>Quex</span>.</p>
<p>But at the end of the Season! a month hence! a
month, a month, a month!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>My dear boy! Heaven prosper your union!
Muriel—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.] Isn't this glorious news,
Lady Owbridge? But I always thought it unwise to
protract the engagement. You never know <i>what</i> may
happen, do you? I must tell the dear Duchess—</p>
<p class="right">[<i>She joins the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>, <i>and
chatters to them.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>, <i>in a low voice.</i>] Muriel, you are right.
In this life, if you have anything to pardon, pardon
quickly. Slow forgiveness is little better than no
forgiveness.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Coming to</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>.] Congratulate you.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Thanks.</p>
<p>[<span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span> <i>moves away, joining the</i>
<span class="smcap">Duchess</span>, <i>as</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span> <i>returns to</i>
<span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Kissing</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.] You sensible girl!</p>
<p>[<span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>comes to</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_222" id="Page_222"></SPAN>Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>, <i>mournfully.</i>] Old chap, this is shockingly
sudden.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Ha, ha!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>However, we must contrive, you and I, to pass one
more evening together before the event.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>One! many!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>No, no, I mean a buster, Harry; a regular night of
it—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Good lord! go away!</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span> <i>joins</i> <span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span> <i>as</i> <span class="smcap">Frayne</span>
<i>advances to</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Taking</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel's</span> <i>hand.</i>] Dear young lady, you
are about to become the wife of one of the best.
There are not many of us left; we are a dwindling
band, Miss Eden—</p>
<p class="right">[<i>The</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>comes to</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Quex</span>, <i>softly.</i>] Sincere congratulations. [<i>He
bows stiffly.</i>] At any time, you know, when you return
to England—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Eyeing her sternly.</i>] Yes?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_223" id="Page_223"></SPAN>Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>After your honeymoon—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>Yes?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Should you feel <i>ennuyé</i>—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>I!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>The air at Burwarton never failed to exhilarate
you. So pray do not forget—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Indignantly.</i>] Duchess!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Sweetly.</i>] That poor dear Strood would be pleased
to see you. [<span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>joins</i> <span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span> <i>and</i> MRS.
EDEN <i>as the</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>advances to</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.] Dear Miss
Eden, may your married life be as beautiful, as
serene, as my own!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Frankly.</i>] Thank you, Duchess.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span>.</p>
<p>We shall be a happy party at luncheon. Shall we
go, Duchess? Muriel—Henry— [<span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>joins</i>
<span class="smcap">Muriel</span>. <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>is eyeing</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>wistfully.</i> <span class="smcap">Miss
Limbird</span> <i>holds the</i> portière <i>aside, to allow the visitors to
pass out.</i>] Good morning, Miss Fullgarney.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_224" id="Page_224"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Good morning, my lady.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Duchess</span>.</p>
<p>Miss Fullgarney—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Good-bye, your Grace.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>The</i> <span class="smcap">Duchess</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Lady Owbridge</span> <i>go out.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frayne</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Following them with</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.] Good-day, Miss
Fullgarney.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Good-day, sir.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span>.</p>
<p>Morning, Sophy.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Morning, Mrs. Eden.</p>
<p class="right">[<span class="smcap">Frayne</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Eden</span> <i>go out.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Quex</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Following them with</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.] Good morning,
Miss Fullgarney.</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Blankly.</i>] G—good morning, my lord. [<span class="smcap">Quex</span> <i>and</i>
<span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>go out, followed by</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Limbird</span>. <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>
<i>stands aghast, her bosom heaving.</i>] Oh! oh! oh! [<i>The
door-gong sounds.</i> <span class="smcap">Pollitt</span> <i>appears at the window.</i>
<span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>is wringing her hands.</i>] Oh—!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Entering.</i>] My love! what's the matter?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap"><SPAN name="Page_225" id="Page_225"></SPAN>Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>She—she's left me, without a word!</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Pollitt</span>.</p>
<p>She?</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>Muriel—without so much as wishing me good-morning.
[<i>With a sob.</i>] Oh! when I've done what I
can for everybody!</p>
<p class="right">[<i>The</i> portière <i>is pulled aside and</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel</span>
<i>returns, unaccompanied, and comes to</i>
<span class="smcap">Sophy's</span> <i>side swiftly.</i></p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Muriel</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.] Forgive me. You did it for the best.
[<i>Kissing her.</i>] I'm sorry—</p>
<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Sophy</span>.</p>
<p>[<i>Throwing her arms round</i> <span class="smcap">Muriel's</span> <i>neck.</i>] Oh! my
darling—! [<span class="smcap">Muriel</span> <i>runs out.</i> <span class="smcap">Sophy</span> <i>goes to</i>
<span class="smcap">Pollitt</span> <i>and drops her head upon his breast, restfully.</i>]
Ah! <i>that's</i> all right.</p>
<p class="right">[<i>The door-gong sounds finally.</i><br/><br/><br/></p>
<p class="center"><b>THE END.</b><br/><br/><br/></p>
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