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<h2> CHAPTER XI. </h2>
<p>One thing is certain in our Northern land—<br/>
Allow that birth or valour, wealth or wit,<br/>
Give each precedence to their possessor,<br/>
Envy, that follows on such eminence,<br/>
As comes the lyme-hound on the roebuck's trace,<br/>
Shall pull them down each one.<br/>
SIR DAVID LINDSAY.<br/></p>
<p>Leopold, Grand Duke of Austria, was the first possessor of that noble
country to whom the princely rank belonged. He had been raised to the
ducal sway in the German Empire on account of his near relationship to the
Emperor, Henry the Stern, and held under his government the finest
provinces which are watered by the Danube. His character has been stained
in history on account of one action of violence and perfidy, which arose
out of these very transactions in the Holy Land; and yet the shame of
having made Richard a prisoner when he returned through his dominions;
unattended and in disguise, was not one which flowed from Leopold's
natural disposition. He was rather a weak and a vain than an ambitious or
tyrannical prince. His mental powers resembled the qualities of his
person. He was tall, strong, and handsome, with a complexion in which red
and white were strongly contrasted, and had long flowing locks of fair
hair. But there was an awkwardness in his gait which seemed as if his size
was not animated by energy sufficient to put in motion such a mass; and in
the same manner, wearing the richest dresses, it always seemed as if they
became him not. As a prince, he appeared too little familiar with his own
dignity; and being often at a loss how to assert his authority when the
occasion demanded it, he frequently thought himself obliged to recover, by
acts and expressions of ill-timed violence, the ground which might have
been easily and gracefully maintained by a little more presence of mind in
the beginning of the controversy.</p>
<p>Not only were these deficiencies visible to others, but the Archduke
himself could not but sometimes entertain a painful consciousness that he
was not altogether fit to maintain and assert the high rank which he had
acquired; and to this was joined the strong, and sometimes the just,
suspicion that others esteemed him lightly accordingly.</p>
<p>When he first joined the Crusade, with a most princely attendance, Leopold
had desired much to enjoy the friendship and intimacy of Richard, and had
made such advances towards cultivating his regard as the King of England
ought, in policy, to have received and answered. But the Archduke, though
not deficient in bravery, was so infinitely inferior to Coeur de Lion in
that ardour of mind which wooed danger as a bride, that the King very soon
held him in a certain degree of contempt. Richard, also, as a Norman
prince, a people with whom temperance was habitual, despised the
inclination of the German for the pleasures of the table, and particularly
his liberal indulgence in the use of wine. For these, and other personal
reasons, the King of England very soon looked upon the Austrian Prince
with feelings of contempt, which he was at no pains to conceal or modify,
and which, therefore, were speedily remarked, and returned with deep
hatred, by the suspicious Leopold. The discord between them was fanned by
the secret and politic arts of Philip of France, one of the most sagacious
monarchs of the time, who, dreading the fiery and overbearing character of
Richard, considering him as his natural rival, and feeling offended,
moreover, at the dictatorial manner in which he, a vassal of France for
his Continental domains, conducted himself towards his liege lord,
endeavoured to strengthen his own party, and weaken that of Richard, by
uniting the Crusading princes of inferior degree in resistance to what he
termed the usurping authority of the King of England. Such was the state
of politics and opinions entertained by the Archduke of Austria, when
Conrade of Montserrat resolved upon employing his jealousy of England as
the means of dissolving, or loosening at least, the league of the
Crusaders.</p>
<p>The time which he chose for his visit was noon; and the pretence, to
present the Archduke with some choice Cyprus wine which had lately fallen
into his hands, and discuss its comparative merits with those of Hungary
and of the Rhine. An intimation of his purpose was, of course, answered by
a courteous invitation to partake of the Archducal meal, and every effort
was used to render it fitting the splendour of a sovereign prince. Yet the
refined taste of the Italian saw more cumbrous profusion than elegance or
splendour in the display of provisions under which the board groaned.</p>
<p>The Germans, though still possessing the martial and frank character of
their ancestors—who subdued the Roman Empire—had retained
withal no slight tinge of their barbarism. The practices and principles of
chivalry were not carried to such a nice pitch amongst them as amongst the
French and English knights, nor were they strict observers of the
prescribed rules of society, which among those nations were supposed to
express the height of civilization. Sitting at the table of the Archduke,
Conrade was at once stunned and amused with the clang of Teutonic sounds
assaulting his ears on all sides, notwithstanding the solemnity of a
princely banquet. Their dress seemed equally fantastic to him, many of the
Austrian nobles retaining their long beards, and almost all of them
wearing short jerkins of various colours, cut, and flourished, and fringed
in a manner not common in Western Europe.</p>
<p>Numbers of dependants, old and young, attended in the pavilion, mingled at
times in the conversation, received from their masters the relics of the
entertainment, and devoured them as they stood behind the backs of the
company. Jesters, dwarfs, and minstrels were there in unusual numbers, and
more noisy and intrusive than they were permitted to be in better
regulated society. As they were allowed to share freely in the wine, which
flowed round in large quantities, their licensed tumult was the more
excessive.</p>
<p>All this while, and in the midst of a clamour and confusion which would
better have become a German tavern during a fair than the tent of a
sovereign prince, the Archduke was waited upon with a minuteness of form
and observance which showed how anxious he was to maintain rigidly the
state and character to which his elevation had entitled him. He was served
on the knee, and only by pages of noble blood, fed upon plate of silver,
and drank his Tokay and Rhenish wines from a cup of gold. His ducal mantle
was splendidly adorned with ermine, his coronet might have equalled in
value a royal crown, and his feet, cased in velvet shoes (the length of
which, peaks included, might be two feet), rested upon a footstool of
solid silver. But it served partly to intimate the character of the man,
that, although desirous to show attention to the Marquis of Montserrat,
whom he had courteously placed at his right hand, he gave much more of his
attention to his SPRUCH-SPRECHER—that is, his man of conversation,
or SAYER-OF-SAYINGS—who stood behind the Duke's right shoulder.</p>
<p>This personage was well attired in a cloak and doublet of black velvet,
the last of which was decorated with various silver and gold coins
stitched upon it, in memory of the munificent princes who had conferred
them, and bearing a short staff to which also bunches of silver coins were
attached by rings, which he jingled by way of attracting attention when he
was about to say anything which he judged worthy of it. This person's
capacity in the household of the Archduke was somewhat betwixt that of a
minstrel and a counsellor. He was by turns a flatterer, a poet, and an
orator; and those who desired to be well with the Duke generally studied
to gain the good-will of the SPRUCH-SPRECHER.</p>
<p>Lest too much of this officer's wisdom should become tiresome, the Duke's
other shoulder was occupied by his HOFF-NARR, or court-jester, called
Jonas Schwanker, who made almost as much noise with his fool's cap, bells,
and bauble, as did the orator, or man of talk, with his jingling baton.</p>
<p>These two personages threw out grave and comic nonsense alternately; while
their master, laughing or applauding them himself, yet carefully watched
the countenance of his noble guest, to discern what impressions so
accomplished a cavalier received from this display of Austrian eloquence
and wit. It is hard to say whether the man of wisdom or the man of folly
contributed most to the amusement of the party, or stood highest in the
estimation of their princely master; but the sallies of both seemed
excellently well received. Sometimes they became rivals for the
conversation, and clanged their flappers in emulation of each other with a
most alarming contention; but, in general, they seemed on such good terms,
and so accustomed to support each other's play, that the SPRUCH-SPRECHER
often condescended to follow up the jester's witticisms with an
explanation, to render them more obvious to the capacity of the audience,
so that his wisdom became a sort of commentary on the buffoon's folly. And
sometimes, in requital, the HOFF-NARR, with a pithy jest, wound up the
conclusion of the orator's tedious harangue.</p>
<p>Whatever his real sentiments might be, Conrade took especial care that his
countenance should express nothing but satisfaction with what he heard,
and smiled or applauded as zealously, to all appearance, as the Archduke
himself at the solemn folly of the SPRUCH-SPRECHER and the gibbering wit
of the fool. In fact, he watched carefully until the one or other should
introduce some topic favourable to the purpose which was uppermost in his
mind.</p>
<p>It was not long ere the King of England was brought on the carpet by the
jester, who had been accustomed to consider Dickon of the Broom (which
irreverent epithet he substituted for Richard Plantagenet) as a subject of
mirth, acceptable and inexhaustible. The orator, indeed, was silent, and
it was only when applied to by Conrade that he observed, "The GENISTA, or
broom-plant, was an emblem of humility; and it would be well when those
who wore it would remember the warning."</p>
<p>The allusion to the illustrious badge of Plantagenet was thus rendered
sufficiently manifest, and Jonas Schwanker observed that they who humbled
themselves had been exalted with a vengeance. "Honour unto whom honour is
due," answered the Marquis of Montserrat. "We have all had some part in
these marches and battles, and methinks other princes might share a little
in the renown which Richard of England engrosses amongst minstrels and
MINNE-SINGERS. Has no one of the joyeuse science here present a song in
praise of the royal Archduke of Austria, our princely entertainer?"</p>
<p>Three minstrels emulously stepped forward with voice and harp. Two were
silenced with difficulty by the SPRUCH-SPRECHER, who seemed to act as
master of the revels, and a hearing was at length procured for the poet
preferred, who sung, in high German, stanzas which may be thus translated:—</p>
<p>"What brave chief shall head the forces, Where the red-cross legions
gather? Best of horsemen, best of horses, Highest head and fairest
feather."</p>
<p>Here the orator, jingling his staff, interrupted the bard to intimate to
the party—what they might not have inferred from the description—that
their royal host was the party indicated, and a full-crowned goblet went
round to the acclamation, HOCH LEBE DER HERZOG LEOPOLD! Another stanza
followed:—</p>
<p>"Ask not Austria why, 'midst princes, Still her banner rises highest; Ask
as well the strong-wing'd eagle, Why to heaven he soars the highest."</p>
<p>"The eagle," said the expounder of dark sayings, "is the cognizance of our
noble lord the Archduke—of his royal Grace, I would say—and
the eagle flies the highest and nearest to the sun of all the feathered
creation."</p>
<p>"The lion hath taken a spring above the eagle," said Conrade carelessly.</p>
<p>The Archduke reddened, and fixed his eyes on the speaker, while the
SPRUCH-SPRECHER answered, after a minute's consideration, "The Lord
Marquis will pardon me—a lion cannot fly above an eagle, because no
lion hath got wings."</p>
<p>"Except the lion of Saint Mark," responded the jester.</p>
<p>"That is the Venetian's banner," said the Duke; "but assuredly that
amphibious race, half nobles, half merchants, will not dare to place their
rank in comparison with ours."</p>
<p>"Nay, it was not of the Venetian lion that I spoke," said the Marquis of
Montserrat, "but of the three lions passant of England. Formerly, it is
said, they were leopards; but now they are become lions at all points, and
must take precedence of beast, fish, or fowl, or woe worth the
gainstander."</p>
<p>"Mean you seriously, my lord?" said the Austrian, now considerably flushed
with wine. "Think you that Richard of England asserts any pre-eminence
over the free sovereigns who have been his voluntary allies in this
Crusade?"</p>
<p>"I know not but from circumstances," answered Conrade. "Yonder hangs his
banner alone in the midst of our camp, as if he were king and
generalissimo of our whole Christian army."</p>
<p>"And do you endure this so patiently, and speak of it so coldly?" said the
Archduke.</p>
<p>"Nay, my lord," answered Conrade, "it cannot concern the poor Marquis of
Montserrat to contend against an injury patiently submitted to by such
potent princes as Philip of France and Leopold of Austria. What dishonour
you are pleased to submit to cannot be a disgrace to me."</p>
<p>Leopold closed his fist, and struck on the table with violence.</p>
<p>"I have told Philip of this," he said. "I have often told him that it was
our duty to protect the inferior princes against the usurpation of this
islander; but he answers me ever with cold respects of their relations
together as suzerain and vassal, and that it were impolitic in him to make
an open breach at this time and period."</p>
<p>"The world knows that Philip is wise," said Conrade, "and will judge his
submission to be policy. Yours, my lord, you can yourself alone account
for; but I doubt not you have deep reasons for submitting to English
domination."</p>
<p>"I submit!" said Leopold indignantly—"I, the Archduke of Austria, so
important and vital a limb of the Holy Roman Empire—I submit myself
to this king of half an island, this grandson of a Norman bastard! No, by
Heaven! The camp and all Christendom shall see that I know how to right
myself, and whether I yield ground one inch to the English bandog.—Up,
my lieges and merry men; up and follow me! We will—and that without
losing one instant—place the eagle of Austria where she shall float
as high as ever floated the cognizance of king or kaiser."</p>
<p>With that he started from his seat, and amidst the tumultuous cheering of
his guests and followers, made for the door of the pavilion, and seized
his own banner, which stood pitched before it.</p>
<p>"Nay, my lord," said Conrade, affecting to interfere, "it will blemish
your wisdom to make an affray in the camp at this hour; and perhaps it is
better to submit to the usurpation of England a little longer than to—"</p>
<p>"Not an hour, not a moment longer," vociferated the Duke; and with the
banner in his hand, and followed by his shouting guests and attendants,
marched hastily to the central mount, from which the banner of England
floated, and laid his hand on the standard-spear, as if to pluck it from
the ground.</p>
<p>"My master, my dear master!" said Jonas Schwanker, throwing his arms about
the Duke, "take heed—lions have teeth—"</p>
<p>"And eagles have claws," said the Duke, not relinquishing his hold on the
banner-staff, yet hesitating to pull it from the ground.</p>
<p>The speaker of sentences, notwithstanding such was his occupation, had
nevertheless some intervals of sound sense. He clashed his staff loudly,
and Leopold, as if by habit, turned his head towards his man of counsel.</p>
<p>"The eagle is king among the fowls of the air," said the SPRUCH-SPRECHER,
"as is the lion among the beasts of the field—each has his dominion,
separated as wide as England and Germany. Do thou, noble eagle, no
dishonour to the princely lion, but let your banners remain floating in
peace side by side."</p>
<p>Leopold withdrew his hand from the banner-spear, and looked round for
Conrade of Montserrat, but he saw him not; for the Marquis, so soon as he
saw the mischief afoot, had withdrawn himself from the crowd, taking care,
in the first place, to express before several neutral persons his regret
that the Archduke should have chosen the hours after dinner to avenge any
wrong of which he might think he had a right to complain. Not seeing his
guest, to whom he wished more particularly to have addressed himself, the
Archduke said aloud that, having no wish to breed dissension in the army
of the Cross, he did but vindicate his own privileges and right to stand
upon an equality with the King of England, without desiring, as he might
have done, to advance his banner—which he derived from emperors, his
progenitors—above that of a mere descendant of the Counts of Anjou;
and in the meantime he commanded a cask of wine to be brought hither and
pierced, for regaling the bystanders, who, with tuck of drum and sound of
music, quaffed many a carouse round the Austrian standard.</p>
<p>This disorderly scene was not acted without a degree of noise, which
alarmed the whole camp.</p>
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