<h3>XXIII</h3><h3>THE VOW OF A COW</h3>
<p>All the cows in the barn were much upset. They had heard some news that
didn't please them. Farmer Green was going to buy a milking machine!</p>
<p>"He'll never use it on me," the Muley Cow declared. "None of my family
has ever been milked by a machine; and I don't intend to be the first."</p>
<p>Her companions all felt just as she did. If Farmer Green could have
listened to their mutterings and rumblings and murmurings he might not
have dared bring home any milking machine. But he never dreamed that the
whole herd was <i>against</i><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</SPAN></span> one. As for his son Johnnie—and even the
hired man—they had said all along that they thought a milking machine
would be a fine thing to have.</p>
<p>The hired man had milked cows all his life—millions of them, so he
said! And he told Johnnie that he no longer found any fun in turning out
of a warm bed on a cold winter's morning long before daylight, to milk
cows.</p>
<p>Now, Johnnie Green had only learned to milk during the summer before.
But strange to say, he had already begun to feel somewhat as the hired
man did. Milking was not half the sport that it was in the beginning.</p>
<p>The great day came at last when the milking machine arrived. There was
an unusual bustle in the cow barn while it was being set up and tested.
Since it was winter, the cows had little else to do but<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</SPAN></span> watch what was
going on—and grumble. They all felt just as they had when they first
heard about the new machine—that is, all but the little red cow, who
always stood next to the Muley Cow when they were in the barn.</p>
<p>To everybody's surprise the little red cow announced that she was glad
the milking machine had come. "You're behind the times," she said to the
Muley Cow. "You prefer to be milked by hand, the old-fashioned way. But
I like new-fangled things. And folks say that milking machines are very
stylish this winter."</p>
<p>For a few moments the Muley Cow gazed, open-mouthed, at the little red
cow. "You don't mean to say," she gasped at last, as soon as she could
speak, "you don't mean to say you're going to let them hitch that
machine to you, do you?"</p>
<p>"Certainly I am!" cried the little red<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</SPAN></span> cow. "If I want to be
fashionable I'm sure it's nobody else's affair."</p>
<p>The Muley Cow turned to the big white cow, who stood listening eagerly
to every word.</p>
<p>"We'd better ask Farmer Green to move us," the Muley Cow said to her.
"This neighborhood is getting too fashionable for us."</p>
<p>"Not for me!" the big white cow replied. "I quite agree with the lady on
the other side of you. And we really ought to speak to Farmer Green
about changing our places—she and I. For it's not half stylish enough
for us here."</p>
<p>When she saw how both the little red cow and the big white one felt
about the milking machine, more than ever the Muley Cow vowed that she
would never be milked by it. No, never!</p>
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