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<h2> The Ballad of Soulful Sam </h2>
<p>You want me to tell you a story, a yarn of the firin' line,<br/>
Of our thin red kharki 'eroes, out there where the bullets whine;<br/>
Out there where the bombs are bustin',<br/>
and the cannons like 'ell-doors slam—<br/>
Just order another drink, boys, and I'll tell you of Soulful Sam.<br/>
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Oh, Sam, he was never 'ilarious, though I've 'ad some mates as was wus;<br/>
He 'adn't C. B. on his programme, he never was known to cuss.<br/>
For a card or a skirt or a beer-mug he 'adn't a friendly word;<br/>
But when it came down to Scriptures, say! Wasn't he just a bird!<br/>
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He always 'ad tracts in his pocket, the which he would haste to present,<br/>
And though the fellers would use them in ways that they never was meant,<br/>
I used to read 'em religious, and frequent I've been impressed<br/>
By some of them bundles of 'oly dope he carried around in his vest.<br/>
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For I—and oh, 'ow I shudder at the 'orror the word conveys!<br/>
'Ave been—let me whisper it 'oarsely—a gambler 'alf of me days;<br/>
A gambler, you 'ear—a gambler. It makes me wishful to weep,<br/>
And yet 'ow it's true, my brethren!—I'd rather gamble than sleep.<br/>
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I've gambled the 'ole world over, from Monte Carlo to Maine;<br/>
From Dawson City to Dover, from San Francisco to Spain.<br/>
Cards! They 'ave been me ruin. They've taken me pride and me pelf,<br/>
And when I'd no one to play with—why, I'd go and I'd play by meself.<br/>
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And Sam 'e would sit and watch me, as I shuffled a greasy deck,<br/>
And 'e'd say: "You're bound to Perdition,"<br/>
And I'd answer: "Git off me neck!"<br/>
And that's 'ow we came to get friendly, though built on a different plan,<br/>
Me wot's a desprite gambler, 'im sich a good young man.<br/>
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But on to me tale. Just imagine . . . Darkness! The battle-front!<br/>
The furious 'Uns attackin'! Us ones a-bearin' the brunt!<br/>
Me crouchin' be'ind a sandbag, tryin' 'ard to keep calm,<br/>
When I 'ears someone singin' a 'ymn toon; be'old! it is Soulful Sam.<br/>
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Yes; right in the crash of the combat, in the fury of flash and flame,<br/>
'E was shootin' and singin' serenely as if 'e enjoyed the same.<br/>
And there in the 'eat of the battle, as the 'ordes of demons attacked,<br/>
He dipped down into 'is tunic, and 'e 'anded me out a tract.<br/>
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Then a star-shell flared, and I read it: Oh, Flee From the Wrath to Come!<br/>
Nice cheerful subject, I tell yer, when you're 'earin' the bullets 'um.<br/>
And before I 'ad time to thank 'im, just one of them bits of lead<br/>
Comes slingin' along in a 'urry, and it 'its my partner. . . . Dead?<br/>
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No, siree! not by a long sight! For it plugged 'im 'ard on the chest,<br/>
Just where 'e'd tracts for a army corps stowed away in 'is vest.<br/>
On its mission of death that bullet 'ustled along, and it caved<br/>
A 'ole in them tracts to 'is 'ide, boys—but the life o' me pal was saved.<br/>
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And there as 'e showed me in triumph, and 'orror was chokin' me breath,<br/>
On came another bullet on its 'orrible mission of death;<br/>
On through the night it cavorted, seekin' its 'aven of rest,<br/>
And it zipped through a crack in the sandbags,<br/>
and it wolloped me bang on the breast.<br/>
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Was I killed, do you ask? Oh no, boys. Why am I sittin' 'ere<br/>
Gazin' with mournful vision at a mug long empty of beer?<br/>
With a throat as dry as a—oh, thanky! I don't much mind if I do.<br/>
Beer with a dash of 'ollands, that's my particular brew.<br/>
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Yes, that was a terrible moment. It 'ammered me 'ard o'er the 'eart;<br/>
It bowled me down like a nine-pin, and I looked for the gore to start;<br/>
And I saw in the flash of a moment, in that thunder of hate and strife,<br/>
Me wretched past like a pitchur—the sins of a gambler's life.<br/>
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For I 'ad no tracts to save me, to thwart that mad missile's doom;<br/>
I 'ad no pious pamphlets to 'elp me to cheat the tomb;<br/>
I 'ad no 'oly leaflets to baffle a bullet's aim;<br/>
I'd only—a deck of cards, boys, but . . . <i>IT SEEMED TO DO JUST THE SAME.</i><br/></p>
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