<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XIII" id="CHAPTER_XIII"></SPAN>CHAPTER XIII.</h2>
<h2>MARCHING IN TRIUMPH.</h2>
<p>There was a blaze of excitement in the streets of Kioram when our
procession appeared on the grand boulevard leading from the harbor to
the fortress, some four miles in length. We presented a strange
appearance not only to the people of the city, but to ourselves as
well.</p>
<p>Prior to our appearance before the people we were obliged to adjust
ourselves to the motion of an immense walking machine, the product of
the inventive skill of Atvatabar.</p>
<p>Governor Ladalmir explained that the cavalry of Atvatabar were mounted
on such locomotive machines, built on the plan of immense ostriches,
called bockhockids. They were forty feet in height from toe to head,
the saddle being thirty feet from the ground. The iron muscles of legs
and body, moved by a powerful magnic motor inside the body of the
monster, acted on bones of hollow steel. Each machine was operated by
the dynamo in the body, which was adjusted to act or remain inert, as
required, when riding the structure. A switch in front of the saddle
set the bockhockid in motion or brought it to rest again. It was
simply a gigantic velocipede without wheels. "We'll ride the bastes,"
said Flathootly, with suppressed excitement.</p>
<p>"Do you think you can accommodate yourselves to ride such a machine?"
said the governor. "You will find it, after a little practice, an
imposing method of travel."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[66]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>We were assembled in a spacious court that surrounded the private dock
of the king. Into this dock the <i>Polar King</i> had been brought for
greater safety and also to facilitate popular inspection. I determined
that both officers and sailors should equally take part in the honors
of our reception, and I informed the governor that we would like to
see first how the machines were worked.</p>
<p>At a signal from the governor, Captains Pra and Nototherboc
disappeared and presently returned to the court-yard mounted on two
gigantic bockhockids, on which they curvetted and swept around in
gallant style.</p>
<p>We were both astonished and delighted at the performance. It was
marvellous to see such agility and obedience to the wish of the rider
on such ungainly monsters. The sailors were only too anxious to mount
such helter-skelters as the machine ostriches of Atvatabar. The stride
made by each bird was over forty feet, and nothing on earth could
overtake such coursers in full flight.</p>
<p>The governor, proud of his two-legged horses, as he called them, grew
eloquent in their behalf.</p>
<p>"Consider an army of men," said he, "mounted on such machines. How
swift! How formidable! What a terrible combat when two such armies
meet, armed with their magnic spears! What display of prodigious
agility! What breathless swerving to and fro! What fearful fleetness
of pursuer and pursued! Aided as we are by the almost total absence of
gravity, our inventors have produced a means of locomotion for
individual men second only to the flying motor. We possess, also,
flying bockhockids who are our cavalry in aërial warfare."</p>
<p>The enraptured sailors were only too anxious to mount the enormous
birds and sally forth to electrify the city. Ninety-eight bockhockids
were required to mount the entire company. This number was brought
into the court-yard by a detachment of soldiers who nimbly unseated
themselves and slid down the smooth legs of the birds to the ground.</p>
<p>"I say, yer honor," said Flathootly to the governor, "have you any
insurance companies in this counthry?"</p>
<p>"Why, certainly," replied the governor.</p>
<p>"Then I want to inshure my loife if I have to mount a baste loike
that."</p>
<p>"Oh, I'll see that you are amply compensated for any injuries<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[67]</SPAN></span> you may
sustain by falling off the machine," said the governor.</p>
<p>"Sorr, is yer word as good as yer bond?" inquired Flathootly.</p>
<p>"Certainly," replied the governor.</p>
<p>"Well thin, sorr, gimme yer bond," said Flathootly.</p>
<p>The governor duly put his signature to a statement that Flathootly
should be compensated for any injuries received in consequence of his
riding the bockhockid. Flathootly carefully deposited the document in
a little satchel he carried in his breast, and thereupon, sailor
fashion, climbed up the leg of the machine and seated himself on the
gold-embroidered saddle-cloth.</p>
<p>In like manner the sailors got seated on their machines, the entire
company forming an imposing phalanx. I found it quite easy to balance
myself on the two-legged monsters in consequence of the large base
given each leg by the outspreading toes.</p>
<p>While the sailors were getting seated a military band, composed of
fifty musicians, each mounted on a bockhockid, played the March of
Atvatabar in soul-stirring strains.</p>
<p>The word of command being given, the great doors of the court-yard
were flung open and forth issued the musicians with banners flying.
Then followed the seamen of the <i>Polar King</i>, led by the governor,
Koshnili and myself.</p>
<p>The excited populace cheered a hearty welcome. A brigade of five
thousand bockhockids fell into line as an escort of honor. The
ever-shining sun lent a brilliant effect to the pageant. Our
complexions were lighter than those of the Atvatabarese, who were
universally of a golden-yellow tint, and it was surprising to see how
fair the people appeared, considering that they lived in a land where
the sun never sets. None had a complexion darker than a rich
chocolate-brown color. This was accounted for by the fact that the
light of Swang was not half as intense as that of the outer sun in the
tropics. The diminutive size of the luminary counterbalanced its
proximity to the surrounding planet. The light that fell upon
Atvatabar was warm, genial, glowing, and rosy, imparting to life a
delightful sensation. As the procession advanced we saw splendid
emporiums of trade chiselled of white marble, crowded roof and window
with dense masses of people. On either side of the fine boulevard
leading to the palace the people were jammed<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[68]</SPAN></span> into an immovable mass
and were wild with enthusiasm. The roadway was lined with trees that
seemed like magnolias, oranges, and oleanders.</p>
<p>"Now this is something loike a recipshon," said Flathootly. "I'm well
plazed wid it."</p>
<p>"I am delighted to know that your honor thinks so highly of our
efforts to please you," said the governor.</p>
<p>Flathootly turned round and shouted to the sailors, "Remimber, me
bhoys, we will hev a grand feast at the ind of the performance." As he
spoke, he unfortunately touched the switch starting the bockhockid
into a gallop, and in a moment the machine dashed furiously forward,
running into the musicians, knocking down some of the other
bockhockids, scattering others in all directions, and then flying
ahead amid the roars of the people. Flathootly was thrown off his
seat, but in falling to the ground managed to get hold of the
bockhockid's leg at the knee-joint, to which he clung with the energy
of despair. A squad of police, who also rode bockhockids, dashed after
the flying Flathootly, and one of them got hold of the switch on the
back of the machine and so brought it to a standstill.</p>
<p>Flathootly was terrified, but uninjured. His first concern was to see
if his "insurance" was safe. He found the document still in his
breast, and this being so, was induced to remount his steed. "I hope
your honor has met with no accident?" said the governor, riding up.</p>
<p>"As long as I've yer honor's handwritin' I'm all right," said
Flathootly. "If I break me leg what odds, so long as I'm insured?"</p>
<p>The scattered musicians were assembled in order again and the
procession continued its way toward the palace. There were on all
sides evidences of wealth, culture, and refinement. Every building was
constructed of chiselled marble.</p>
<p>The fortress and palace of Kioram stood in a large square, occupying
the most commanding position in the city. From the fort could be seen
the white shores and surrounding sea of Atvatabar. The harbor was
surrounded with white stone piers lined with the commerce of the
kingdom. The charm of the scene was largely lost on Flathootly and the
sailors, who cared more for the material benefit of their reception
than for its ideal beauty.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[69]</SPAN></span></p>
<div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/image_068.jpg" width-obs="600" height-obs="382" alt="ONE OF THE MOUNTED POLICE GOT HOLD OF THE SWITCH ON THE BACK OF THE BOCKHOCKID, AND BROUGHT IT TO A STANDSTILL." title="" /> <span class="caption">ONE OF THE MOUNTED POLICE GOT HOLD OF THE SWITCH ON THE BACK OF THE BOCKHOCKID, AND BROUGHT IT TO A STANDSTILL.</span></div>
<p>The procession arrived at a pillared archway leading underneath<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[71]</SPAN></span> the
solid walls of the fortress. These walls were fully one hundred feet
in height and fifty feet in thickness. The top of the walls consisted
of a level circular roadway, whereon a guard of bockhockids constantly
swept around with amazing swiftness.</p>
<p>It was a sight grotesque in the extreme. The flying wayleals looked
like a race between enormous ostriches with a wild confusion of legs
on the lofty ramparts.</p>
<p>"Flying divils let loose," was the subdued remark of Flathootly.</p>
<p>There was a gay time in the banqueting hall of the palace. We were
royally feasted, and for wine we drank squang, the choicest wine of
Atvatabar.</p>
<p>The governor informed us that our appearance in the interior world had
been heralded all over the country, and strange speculations had been
made as to what world or country we belonged to. "We know, of course,"
said he, "that you do not belong to any race of men in our sphere, and
this makes public curiosity all the greater concerning you. What
country do you come from?" said he, addressing Flathootly.</p>
<p>"Oi'm from the United States, the foinest counthry on the outside of
the world; but I was born in Tipperary," said Flathootly.</p>
<p>"Ah," said the governor, "I should be delighted to visit your
country."</p>
<p>"You might be gettin' frightened, sorr, at the dark ivery noight,"
said Flathootly.</p>
<p>"What is the night?" said the governor.</p>
<p>"Och, and have ye lived to be a gray-haired man and don't know that
it's dark at noight whin the sun jumps round to the other soide of the
wurrld?"</p>
<p>"But it's never dark here," said the governor.</p>
<p>"Thrue for you, but it ought to be. How can a Christian slape wid the
sun shinin' all the toime?" rejoined the Irishman.</p>
<p>"Oh, you can sleep here in the sunshine," said the governor, "as well
as inside the house."</p>
<p>"Does it iver rain here?" said Flathootly.</p>
<p>"But little," replied the governor; "not more than six inches of rain
falls in a year."</p>
<p>"Bedad, you ought to be in Oireland to see it rain. There<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[72]</SPAN></span> you'd git
soaked to your heart's content. An' tell me how do you grow your
cabbages without rain?" he continued.</p>
<p>"Well," said the governor, "rain is produced by firing into the air
balls of solid gas so intensely cold that in turning to the gaseous
form they condense in rain the invisible vapor in the air."</p>
<p>"Bedad, that's what they do in our country," said Flathootly, "only
they explode shells of dynamite in the air. Can you tell me," he
added, "have you got tides in the say here?"</p>
<p>"We have never been able to discover what force it is that lifts the
sea so regularly," said the governor. "We call it the breathing of the
ocean."</p>
<p>"Shure any schoolboy knows it's the moon that does it," replied
Flathootly.</p>
<p>"The moon?" queried the governor.</p>
<p>"Why, of coorse it's the moon on the other side of the wurrld that
lifts up the wather both inside and out. Ye're wake in geography not
to know that," said Flathootly.</p>
<p>The governor looked at me for verification of this astonishing story.
"Where is that wonderful moon," he inquired, "that I hear of? Where is
the surface of the earth that slopes away out of sight?" Just then the
bell sounded its message that called the people to rest, and the
banqueting came to an end. We were forthwith shown to the private
apartments allotted to us in the palace.</p>
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