<h3>BIGGER THAN THE BAKER'S BOY</h3>
<p>"Look here," said Cyril. "I've got an idea."</p>
<p>"Does it hurt much?" said Robert sympathetically.</p>
<p>"Don't be a jackanape! I'm not humbugging."</p>
<p>"Shut up, Bobs!" said Anthea.</p>
<p>"Silence for the Squirrel's oration," said Robert.</p>
<p>Cyril balanced himself on the edge of the water-butt in the backyard,
where they all happened to be, and spoke.</p>
<p>"Friends, Romans, countrymen—and women—we found a Sammyadd. We have
had wishes. We've had wings, and being beautiful as the day—ugh!—that
was pretty jolly beastly if you like—and wealth and castles, <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_204" id="Page_204">[Pg 204]</SPAN></span>and that
rotten gipsy business with the Lamb. But we're no forrarder. We haven't
really got anything worth having for our wishes."</p>
<p>"We've had things happening," said Robert; "that's always something."</p>
<p>"It's not enough, unless they're the right things," said Cyril firmly.
"Now I've been thinking"—</p>
<p>"Not really?" whispered Robert.</p>
<p>"In the silent what's-its-names of the night. It's like suddenly being
asked something out of history—the date of the Conquest or something;
you know it all right all the time, but when you're asked it all goes
out of your head. Ladies and gentlemen, you know jolly well that when
we're all rotting about in the usual way heaps of things keep cropping
up, and then real earnest wishes come into the heads of the beholder"—</p>
<p>"Hear, hear!" said Robert.</p>
<p>"—of the beholder, however, stupid he is," Cyril went on. "Why, even
Robert might happen to think of a really useful wish if he didn't injure
his poor little brains trying so <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_205" id="Page_205">[Pg 205]</SPAN></span>hard to think.—Shut up, Bobs, I tell
you!—You'll have the whole show over."</p>
<p>A struggle on the edge of a water-butt is exciting but damp. When it was
over, and the boys were partially dried, Anthea said—</p>
<p>"It really was you began it, Bobs. Now honour is satisfied, do let
Squirrel go on. We're wasting the whole morning."</p>
<p>"Well then," said Cyril, still wringing the water out of the tails of
his jacket, "I'll call it pax if Bobs will."</p>
<p>"Pax then," said Robert sulkily. "But I've got a lump as big as a
cricket ball over my eye."</p>
<p>Anthea patiently offered a dust-coloured handkerchief, and Robert bathed
his wounds in silence. "Now, Squirrel," she said.</p>
<p>"Well then—let's just play bandits, or forts, or soldiers, or any of
the old games. We're dead sure to think of something if we try not to.
You always do."</p>
<p>The others consented. Bandits was hastily chosen for the game. "It's as
good as anything else," said Jane gloomily. It must be <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_206" id="Page_206">[Pg 206]</SPAN></span>owned that
Robert was at first but a half-hearted bandit, but when Anthea had
borrowed from Martha the red-spotted handkerchief in which the keeper
had brought her mushrooms that morning, and had tied up Robert's head
with it so that he could be the wounded hero who had saved the bandit
captain's life the day before, he cheered up wonderfully. All were soon
armed. Bows and arrows slung on the back look well; and umbrellas and
cricket stumps through the belt give a fine impression of the wearer's
being armed to the teeth. The white cotton hats that men wear in the
country nowadays have a very brigandish effect when a few turkey's
feathers are stuck in them. The Lamb's mail-cart was covered with a
red-and-blue checked table-cloth, and made an admirable baggage-wagon.
The Lamb asleep inside it was not at all in the way. So the banditti set
out along the road that led to the sand-pit.</p>
<p>"We ought to be near the Sammyadd," said Cyril, "in case we think of
anything suddenly."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_207" id="Page_207">[Pg 207]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>It is all very well to make up your minds to play bandit—or chess, or
ping-pong, or any other agreeable game—but it is not easy to do it with
spirit when all the wonderful wishes you can think of, or can't think
of, are waiting for you round the corner. The game was dragging a
little, and some of the bandits were beginning to feel that the others
were disagreeable things, and were saying so candidly, when the baker's
boy came along the road with loaves in a basket. The opportunity was not
one to be lost.</p>
<p>"Stand and deliver!" cried Cyril.</p>
<p>"Your money or your life!" said Robert.</p>
<p>And they stood on each side of the baker's boy. Unfortunately, he did
not seem to enter into the spirit of the thing at all. He was a baker's
boy of an unusually large size. He merely said—</p>
<p>"Chuck it now, d'ye hear!" and pushed the bandits aside most
disrespectfully.</p>
<p>Then Robert lassoed him with Jane's skipping-rope, and instead of going
round his shoulders, as Robert intended, it went round <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_208" id="Page_208">[Pg 208]</SPAN></span>his feet and
tripped him up. The basket was upset, the beautiful new loaves went
bumping and bouncing all over the dusty chalky road. The girls ran to
pick them up, and all in a moment Robert and the baker's boy were
fighting it out, man to man, with Cyril to see fair play, and the
skipping-rope twisting round their legs like an interesting snake that
wished to be a peace-maker. It did not succeed; indeed the way the
boxwood handles sprang up and hit the fighters on the shins and ankles
was not at all peace-making. I know this is the second fight—or
contest—in this chapter, but I can't help it. It was that sort of day.
You know yourself there are days when rows seem to keep on happening,
quite without your meaning them to. If I were a writer of tales of
adventure such as those which used to appear in <i>The Boys of England</i>
when I was young of course I should be able to describe the fight, but I
cannot do it. I never can see what happens during a fight, even when it
is only dogs. Also, if I had been one of these <i>Boys of England</i>
writers, Robert would have <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_209" id="Page_209">[Pg 209]</SPAN></span>got the best of it. But I am like George
Washington—I cannot tell a lie, even about a cherry-tree, much less
about a fight, and I cannot conceal from you that Robert was badly
beaten, for the second time that day. The baker's boy blacked his other
eye, and being ignorant of the first rules of fair play and gentlemanly
behaviour, he also pulled Robert's hair, and kicked him on the knee.
Robert always used to say he could have licked the baker if it hadn't
been for the girls. But I am not sure. Anyway, what happened was this,
and very painful it was to self-respecting boys.</p>
<div class="figcenter"><SPAN name="pulled" id="pulled"></SPAN> <ANTIMG src="images/31.png" width-obs="400" height-obs="295" alt="He pulled Robert's hair" title="He pulled Robert's hair" /> <span class="caption">He pulled Robert's hair</span></div>
<p>Cyril was just tearing off his coat so as to help his brother in proper
style, when Jane threw her arms round his legs and began to cry and ask
him not to go and be beaten too. That "too" was very nice for Robert, as
you can imagine—but it was nothing to what he felt when Anthea rushed
in between him and the baker's boy, and caught that unfair and degraded
fighter round the waist, imploring him not to fight any more.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_210" id="Page_210">[Pg 210]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Oh, don't hurt my brother any more!" she said in floods of tears. "He
didn't mean it—it's only play. And I'm sure he's very sorry."</p>
<p>You see how unfair this was to Robert. Because, if the baker's boy had
had any right and chivalrous instincts, and had yielded to Anthea's
pleading and accepted her despicable apology, Robert could not, in
honour, have done anything to him at any future time. But Robert's
fears, if he had any, were soon dispelled. Chivalry was a stranger to
the breast of the baker's boy. He pushed Anthea away very roughly, and
he chased Robert with kicks and unpleasant conversation right down the
road to the sand-pit, and there, with one last kick, he landed him in a
heap of sand.</p>
<p>"I'll larn you, you young varmint!" he said, and went off to pick up his
loaves and go about his business. Cyril, impeded by Jane, could do
nothing without hurting her, for she clung round his legs with the
strength of despair. The baker's boy went off red and damp about <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_211" id="Page_211">[Pg 211]</SPAN></span>the
face; abusive to the last, he called them a pack of silly idiots, and
disappeared round the corner. Then Jane's grasp loosened. Cyril turned
away in silent dignity to follow Robert, and the girls followed him,
weeping without restraint.</p>
<p>It was not a happy party that flung itself down in the sand beside the
sobbing Robert. For Robert was sobbing—mostly with rage. Though of
course I know that a really heroic boy is always dry-eyed after a fight.
But then he always wins, which had not been the case with Robert.</p>
<p>Cyril was angry with Jane; Robert was furious with Anthea; the girls
were miserable; and not one of the four was pleased with the baker's
boy. There was, as French writers say, "a silence full of emotion."</p>
<p>Then Robert dug his toes and his hands into the sand and wriggled in his
rage. "He'd better wait till I'm grown up—the cowardly brute! Beast!—I
hate him! But I'll pay him out. Just because he's bigger than me."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_212" id="Page_212">[Pg 212]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"You began," said Jane incautiously.</p>
<p>"I know I did, silly—but I was only jollying—and he kicked me—look
here"—</p>
<p>Robert tore down a stocking and showed a purple bruise touched up with
red.</p>
<p>"I only wish I was bigger than him, that's all."</p>
<p>He dug his fingers in the sand, and sprang up, for his hand had touched
something furry. It was the Psammead, of course—"On the look-out to
make sillies of them as usual," as Cyril remarked later. And of course
the next moment Robert's wish was granted, and he was bigger than the
baker's boy. Oh, but much, much bigger! He was bigger than the big
policeman who used to be at the crossing at the Mansion House years
ago,—the one who was so kind in helping old ladies over the
crossing,—and he was the biggest man <i>I</i> have ever seen, as well as the
kindest. No one had a foot-rule in its pocket, so Robert could not be
measured—but he was taller than your father would be if he stood on
your mother's head, which I am sure he would never be un<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_213" id="Page_213">[Pg 213]</SPAN></span>kind enough to
do. He must have been ten or eleven feet high, and as broad as a boy of
that height ought to be. His suit had fortunately grown too, and now he
stood up in it—with one of his enormous stockings turned down to show
the gigantic bruise on his vast leg. Immense tears of fury still stood
on his flushed giant face. He looked so surprised, and he was so large
to be wearing a turned down collar outside of his jacket that the others
could not help laughing.</p>
<p>"The Sammyadd's done us again," said Cyril.</p>
<div class="figcenter"><SPAN name="done" id="done"></SPAN> <ANTIMG src="images/32.png" width-obs="331" height-obs="400" alt=""The Sammyadd's done us again," said Cyril" title=""The Sammyadd's done us again," said Cyril" /> <span class="caption">"The Sammyadd's done us again," said Cyril</span></div>
<p>"Not us—<i>me</i>," said Robert. "If you'd got any decent feeling you'd try
to make it make you the same size. You've no idea how silly it feels,"
he added thoughtlessly.</p>
<p>"And I don't want to; I can jolly well see how silly it looks," Cyril
was beginning; but Anthea said—</p>
<p>"Oh, <i>don't</i>! I don't know what's the matter with you boys to-day. Look
here, Squirrel, let's play fair. It is hateful for poor old Bobs, all
alone up there. Let's ask the Sammyadd <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_214" id="Page_214">[Pg 214]</SPAN></span>for another wish, and, if it
will, I do really think we ought all to be made the same size."</p>
<p>The others agreed, but not gaily; but when they found the Psammead, it
wouldn't.</p>
<p>"Not I," it said crossly, rubbing its face with its feet. "He's a rude
violent boy, and it'll do him good to be the wrong size for a bit. What
did he want to come digging me out with his nasty wet hands for? He
nearly touched me! He's a perfect savage. A boy of the Stone Age would
have had more sense."</p>
<p>Robert's hands had indeed been wet—with tears.</p>
<p>"Go away and leave me in peace, do," the Psammead went on. "I can't
think why you don't wish for something sensible—something to eat or
drink, or good manners, or good tempers. Go along with you, do!"</p>
<p>It almost snarled as it shook its whiskers, and turned a sulky brown
back on them. The most hopeful felt that further parley was vain.</p>
<p>They turned again to the colossal Robert.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_215" id="Page_215">[Pg 215]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"What ever shall we do?" they said; and they all said it.</p>
<p>"First," said Robert grimly, "I'm going to reason with that baker's boy.
I shall catch him at the end of the road."</p>
<p>"Don't hit a chap smaller than yourself, old man," said Cyril.</p>
<p>"Do I look like hitting him?" said Robert scornfully. "Why, I should
<i>kill</i> him. But I'll give him something to remember. Wait till I pull up
my stocking." He pulled up his stocking, which was as large as a small
bolster-case, and strode off. His strides were six or seven feet long,
so that it was quite easy for him to be at the bottom of the hill, ready
to meet the baker's boy when he came down swinging the empty basket to
meet his master's cart, which had been leaving bread at the cottages
along the road.</p>
<p>Robert crouched behind a haystack in the farmyard, that is at the
corner, and when he heard the boy come whistling along he jumped out at
him and caught him by the collar.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_216" id="Page_216">[Pg 216]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Now," he said, and his voice was about four times its usual size, just
as his body was four times its, "I'm going to teach you to kick boys
smaller than you."</p>
<p>He lifted up the baker's boy and set him on the top of the haystack,
which was about sixteen feet from the ground, and then he sat down on
the roof of the barn and told the baker's boy exactly what he thought of
him. I don't think the boy heard it all—he was in a sort of trance of
terror. When Robert had said everything he could think of, and some
things twice over, he shook the boy and said—</p>
<div class="figcenter"><SPAN name="lifted" id="lifted"></SPAN> <ANTIMG src="images/33.png" width-obs="336" height-obs="400" alt="He lifted up the baker's boy and set him on top of the haystack" title="e lifted up the baker's boy and set him on top of the haystack" /> <span class="caption">He lifted up the baker's boy and set him on top of the haystack</span></div>
<p>"And now get down the best way you can," and left him.</p>
<p>I don't know how the baker's boy got down, but I do know that he missed
the cart and got into the very hottest of hot water when he turned up at
last at the bakehouse. I am sorry for him, but after all, it was quite
right that he should be taught that boys mustn't use their feet when
they fight, but their fists. Of course the water he got into only became
hot<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_217" id="Page_217">[Pg 217]</SPAN></span>ter when he tried to tell his master about the boy he had licked
and the giant as high as a church, because no one could possibly believe
such a tale as that. Next day the tale was believed—but that was too
late to be of any use to the baker's boy.</p>
<p>When Robert rejoined the others he found them in the garden. Anthea had
thoughtfully asked Martha to let them have dinner out there—because the
dining-room was rather small, and it would have been so awkward to have
a brother the size of Robert in there. The Lamb, who had slept
peacefully during the whole stormy morning, was now found to be
sneezing, and Martha said he had a cold and would be better indoors.</p>
<p>"And really it's just as well," said Cyril, "for I don't believe he'd
ever have stopped screaming if he'd once seen you, the awful size you
are!"</p>
<p>Robert was indeed what a draper would call an "out-size" in boys. He
found himself able to step right over the iron gate in the front
garden.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_218" id="Page_218">[Pg 218]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Martha brought out the dinner—it was cold veal and baked potatoes, with
sago pudding and stewed plums to follow.</p>
<p>She of course did not notice that Robert was anything but the usual
size, and she gave him as much meat and potatoes as usual and no more.
You have no idea how small your usual helping of dinner looks when you
are many times your proper size. Robert groaned, and asked for more
bread. But Martha would not go on giving more bread for ever. She was in
a hurry, because the keeper intended to call on his way to Benenhurst
Fair, and she wished to be smartly dressed before he came.</p>
<p>"I wish <i>we</i> were going to the Fair," said Robert.</p>
<p>"You can't go anywhere that size," said Cyril.</p>
<p>"Why not?" said Robert. "They have giants at fairs, much bigger ones
than me."</p>
<p>"Not much, they don't," Cyril was beginning, when Jane screamed "Oh!"
with such loud suddenness that they all thumped her on <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_219" id="Page_219">[Pg 219]</SPAN></span>the back and
asked whether she had swallowed a plum-stone.</p>
<p>"No," she said, breathless from being thumped, "it's—it's not a
plum-stone. It's an idea. Let's take Robert to the Fair, and get them to
give us money for showing him! Then we really <i>shall</i> get something out
of the old Sammyadd at last!"</p>
<p>"Take me, indeed!" said Robert indignantly. "Much more likely me take
you!"</p>
<p>And so it turned out. The idea appealed irresistibly to everyone but
Robert, and even he was brought round by Anthea's suggestion that he
should have a double share of any money they might make. There was a
little old pony-cart in the coach-house—the kind that is called a
governess-cart. It seemed desirable to get to the Fair as quickly as
possible, so Robert—who could now take enormous steps and so go very
fast indeed—consented to wheel the others in this. It was as easy to
him now as wheeling the Lamb in the mail-cart had been in the morning.
The Lamb's cold prevented his being of the party.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_220" id="Page_220">[Pg 220]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>It was a strange sensation being wheeled in a pony-carriage by a giant.
Everyone enjoyed the journey except Robert and the few people they
passed on the way. These mostly went into what looked like some kind of
standing-up fits by the roadside, as Anthea said. Just outside
Benenhurst, Robert hid in a barn, and the others went on to the Fair.</p>
<div class="figcenter"><SPAN name="strange" id="strange"></SPAN> <ANTIMG src="images/34.png" width-obs="400" height-obs="339" alt="It was a strange sensation being wheeled in a pony-carriage by a giant" title="It was a strange sensation being wheeled in a pony-carriage by a giant" /> <span class="caption">It was a strange sensation being wheeled in a pony-carriage by a giant</span></div>
<p>There were some swings, and a hooting-tooting blaring merry-go-round,
and a shooting-gallery and Aunt Sallies. Resisting an impulse to win a
cocoanut,—or at least to attempt the enterprise,—Cyril went up to the
woman who was loading little guns before the array of glass bottles on
strings against a sheet of canvas.</p>
<p>"Here you are, little gentleman!" she said. "Penny a shot!"</p>
<p>"No, thank you," said Cyril, "we are here on business, not on pleasure.
Who's the master?"</p>
<p>"The what?"</p>
<p>"The master—the head—the boss of the show."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_221" id="Page_221">[Pg 221]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Over there," she said, pointing to a stout man in a dirty linen jacket
who was sleeping in the sun; "but I don't advise you to wake him sudden.
His temper's contrairy, especially these hot days. Better have a shot
while you're waiting."</p>
<p>"It's rather important," said Cyril. "It'll be very profitable to him. I
think he'll be sorry if we take it away."</p>
<p>"Oh, if it's money in his pocket," said the woman. "No kid now? What is
it?"</p>
<p>"It's a <i>giant</i>."</p>
<p>"You <i>are</i> kidding?"</p>
<p>"Come along and see," said Anthea.</p>
<p>The woman looked doubtfully at them, then she called to a ragged little
girl in striped stockings and a dingy white petticoat that came below
her brown frock, and leaving her in charge of the "shooting-gallery" she
turned to Anthea and said, "Well, hurry up! But if you <i>are</i> kidding,
you'd best say so. I'm as mild as milk myself, but my Bill he's a fair
terror and"—</p>
<p>Anthea led the way to the barn. "It really<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_222" id="Page_222">[Pg 222]</SPAN></span> <i>is</i> a giant," she said.
"He's a giant little boy—in a suit like my brother's there. And we
didn't bring him up to the Fair because people do stare so, and they
seem to go into kind of standing-up fits when they see him. And we
thought perhaps you'd like to show him and get pennies; and if you like
to pay us something, you can—only, it'll have to be rather a lot,
because we promised him he should have a double share of whatever we
made."</p>
<p>The woman murmured something indistinct, of which the children could
only hear the words, "Swelp me!" "balmy," and "crumpet," which conveyed
no definite idea to their minds.</p>
<p>She had taken Anthea's hand, and was holding it very firmly; and Anthea
could not help wondering what would happen if Robert should have
wandered off or turned his proper size during the interval. But she knew
that the Psammead's gifts really did last till sunset, however
inconvenient their lasting might be; and she did not think, somehow,
that Robert <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_223" id="Page_223">[Pg 223]</SPAN></span>would care to go out alone while he was that size.</p>
<p>When they reached the barn and Cyril called "Robert!" there was a stir
among the loose hay, and Robert began to come out. His hand and arm came
first—then a foot and leg. When the woman saw the hand she said "My!"
but when she saw the foot she said "Upon my word!" and when, by slow and
heavy degrees, the whole of Robert's enormous bulk was at last
disclosed, she drew a long breath and began to say many things, compared
with which "balmy" and "crumpet" seemed quite ordinary. She dropped into
understandable English at last.</p>
<p>"What'll you take for him?" she said excitedly. "Anything in reason.
We'd have a special van built—leastways, I know where there's a
second-hand one would do up handsome—what a baby elephant had, as died.
What'll you take? He's soft, ain't he? Them giants mostly is—but I
never see—no, never! What'll you take? Down on the nail. We'll treat
him like a king, and give him first-rate <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[Pg 224]</SPAN></span>grub and a doss fit for a
bloomin' dook. He must be dotty or he wouldn't need you kids to cart him
about. What'll you take for him?"</p>
<p>"They won't take anything," said Robert sternly. "I'm no more soft than
you are—not so much, I shouldn't wonder. I'll come and be a show for
to-day if you'll give me,"—he hesitated at the enormous price he was
about to ask,—"if you'll give me fifteen shillings."</p>
<p>"Done," said the woman, so quickly that Robert felt he had been unfair
to himself, and wished he had asked thirty. "Come on now—and see my
Bill—and we'll fix a price for the season. I dessay you might get as
much as two pounds a week reg'lar. Come on—and make yourself as small
as you can for gracious' sake!"</p>
<p>This was not very small, and a crowd gathered quickly, so that it was at
the head of an enthusiastic procession that Robert entered the trampled
meadow where the Fair was held, and passed over the stubby yellow dusty
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[Pg 225]</SPAN></span>grass to the door of the biggest tent. He crept in, and the woman went
to call her Bill. He was the big sleeping man, and he did not seem at
all pleased at being awakened. Cyril, watching through a slit in the
tent, saw him scowl and shake a heavy fist and a sleepy head. Then the
woman went on speaking very fast. Cyril heard "Strewth," and "biggest
draw you ever, so help me!" and he began to share Robert's feeling that
fifteen shillings was indeed far too little. Bill slouched up to the
tent and entered. When he beheld the magnificent proportions of Robert
he said but little,—"Strike me pink!" were the only words the children
could afterwards remember,—but he produced fifteen shillings, mainly in
sixpences and coppers, and handed it to Robert.</p>
<p>"We'll fix up about what you're to draw when the show's over to-night,"
he said with hoarse heartiness. "Lor' love a duck! you'll be that happy
with us you'll never want to leave us. Can you do a song now—or a bit
of a breakdown?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[Pg 226]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Not to-day," said Robert, rejecting the idea of trying to sing "As once
in May," a favourite of his mother's, and the only song he could think
of at the moment.</p>
<p>"Get Levi and clear them bloomin' photos out. Clear the tent. Stick out
a curtain or suthink," the man went on. "Lor', what a pity we ain't got
no tights his size! But we'll have 'em before the week's out. Young man,
your fortune's made. It's a good thing you came to me, and not to some
chaps as I could tell you on. I've known blokes as beat their giants,
and starved 'em too; so I'll tell you straight, you're in luck this day
if you never was afore. 'Cos I'm a lamb, I am—and I don't deceive you."</p>
<p>"I'm not afraid of anyone beating me," said Robert, looking down on the
"lamb." Robert was crouched on his knees, because the tent was not big
enough for him to stand upright in, but even in that position he could
still look down on most people. "But I'm awfully hungry—I wish you'd
get me something to eat."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_227" id="Page_227">[Pg 227]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Here, 'Becca," said the hoarse Bill. "Get him some grub—the best
you've got, mind!" Another whisper followed, of which the children only
heard, "Down in black and white—first thing to-morrow."</p>
<p>Then the woman went to get the food—it was only bread and cheese when
it came, but it was delightful to the large and empty Robert; and the
man went to post sentinels round the tent, to give the alarm if Robert
should attempt to escape with his fifteen shillings.</p>
<p>"As if we weren't honest," said Anthea indignantly when the meaning of
the sentinels dawned on her.</p>
<p>Then began a very strange and wonderful afternoon.</p>
<p>Bill was a man who knew his business. In a very little while, the
photographic views, the spyglasses you look at them through so that they
really seem rather real, and the lights you see them by, were all packed
away. A curtain—it was an old red-and-black carpet really—was run
across the tent. Robert was concealed behind, and Bill was standing on a
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_228" id="Page_228">[Pg 228]</SPAN></span>trestle-table outside the tent making a speech. It was rather a good
speech. It began by saying that the giant it was his privilege to
introduce to the public that day was the eldest son of the Emperor of
San Francisco, compelled through an unfortunate love affair with the
Duchess of the Fiji Islands to leave his own country and take refuge in
England—the land of liberty—where freedom was the right of every man,
no matter how big he was. It ended by the announcement that the first
twenty who came to the tent door should see the giant for threepence
apiece. "After that," said Bill, "the price is riz, and I don't
undertake to say what it won't be riz to. So now's yer time."</p>
<p>A young man with his sweetheart on her afternoon out was the first to
come forward. For this occasion his was the princely attitude—no
expense spared—money no object. His girl wished to see the giant? Well,
she should see the giant, even though seeing the giant cost threepence
each and the other entertainments were all penny ones.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_229" id="Page_229">[Pg 229]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>The flap of the tent was raised—the couple entered. Next moment a wild
shriek from the girl thrilled through all present. Bill slapped his leg.
"That's done the trick!" he whispered to 'Becca. It was indeed a
splendid advertisement of the charms of Robert.</p>
<p>When the young girl came out she was pale and trembling, and a crowd was
round the tent.</p>
<div class="figcenter"><SPAN name="when" id="when"></SPAN> <ANTIMG src="images/35.png" width-obs="295" height-obs="400" alt="When the girl came out she was pale and trembling" title="When the girl came out she was pale and trembling" /> <span class="caption">When the girl came out she was pale and trembling</span></div>
<p>"What was it like?" asked a farm-hand.</p>
<p>"Oh!—horrid!—you wouldn't believe," she said. "It's as big as a barn,
and that fierce. It froze the blood in my bones. I wouldn't ha' missed
seeing it for anything."</p>
<p>The fierceness was only caused by Robert's trying not to laugh. But the
desire to do that soon left him, and before sunset he was more inclined
to cry than laugh, and more inclined to sleep than either. For, by ones
and twos and threes, people kept coming in all the afternoon, and Robert
had to shake hands with those who wished it, and to allow himself to be
punched and pulled and patted and <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_230" id="Page_230">[Pg 230]</SPAN></span>thumped, so that people might make
sure he was really real.</p>
<p>The other children sat on a bench and watched and waited, and were very
bored indeed. It seemed to them that this was the hardest way of earning
money that could have been invented. And only fifteen shillings! Bill
had taken four times that already, for the news of the giant had spread,
and trades-people in carts, and gentlepeople in carriages, came from far
and near. One gentleman with an eyeglass, and a very large yellow rose
in his buttonhole, offered Robert, in an obliging whisper, ten pounds a
week to appear at the Crystal Palace. Robert had to say "No."</p>
<p>"I can't," he said regretfully. "It's no use promising what you can't
do."</p>
<p>"Ah, poor fellow, bound for a term of years, I suppose! Well, here's my
card; when your time's up come to me."</p>
<div class="figcenter"><SPAN name="time" id="time"></SPAN> <ANTIMG src="images/36.png" width-obs="318" height-obs="400" alt=""When your time's up come to me"" title=""When your time's up come to me"" /> <span class="caption">"When your time's up come to me"</span></div>
<p>"I will—if I'm the same size then," said Robert truthfully.</p>
<p>"If you grow a bit, so much the better," said the gentleman.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_231" id="Page_231">[Pg 231]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>When he had gone, Robert beckoned Cyril and said—</p>
<p>"Tell them I must and will have a rest. And I want my tea."</p>
<p>Tea was provided, and a paper hastily pinned on the tent. It said—</p>
<div class='center'>
CLOSED FOR HALF AN HOUR<br/>
WHILE THE GIANT GETS HIS TEA<br/></div>
<p>Then there was a hurried council.</p>
<p>"How am I to get away?" said Robert.</p>
<p>"I've been thinking about it all the afternoon."</p>
<p>"Why, walk out when the sun sets and you're your right size. They can't
do anything to us."</p>
<p>Robert opened his eyes. "Why, they'd nearly kill us," he said, "when
they saw me get my right size. No, we must think of some other way. We
<i>must</i> be alone when the sun sets."</p>
<p>"I know," said Cyril briskly, and he went to the door, outside which
Bill was smoking a clay pipe and talking in a low voice to 'Becca.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_232" id="Page_232">[Pg 232]</SPAN></span>
Cyril heard him say—"Good as havin' a fortune left you."</p>
<p>"Look here," said Cyril, "you can let people come in again in a minute.
He's nearly finished tea. But he <i>must</i> be left alone when the sun sets.
He's very queer at that time of day, and if he's worried I won't answer
for the consequences."</p>
<p>"Why—what comes over him?" asked Bill.</p>
<p>"I don't know; it's—it's sort of a <i>change</i>," said Cyril candidly. "He
isn't at all like himself—you'd hardly know him. He's very queer
indeed. Someone'll get hurt if he's not alone about sunset." This was
true.</p>
<p>"He'll pull round for the evening, I s'pose?"</p>
<p>"Oh yes—half an hour after sunset he'll be quite himself again."</p>
<p>"Best humour him," said the woman.</p>
<p>And so, at what Cyril judged was about half an hour before sunset, the
tent was again closed "whilst the giant gets his supper."</p>
<p>The crowd was very merry about the giant's meals and their coming so
close together.</p>
<p>"Well, he can pick a bit," Bill owned. "You <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_233" id="Page_233">[Pg 233]</SPAN></span>see he has to eat hearty,
being the size he is."</p>
<p>Inside the tent the four children breathlessly arranged a plan of
retreat.</p>
<p>"You go <i>now</i>," said Cyril to the girls, "and get along home as fast as
you can. Oh, never mind the pony-cart; we'll get that to-morrow. Robert
and I are dressed the same. We'll manage somehow, like Sydney Carton
did. Only, you girls <i>must</i> get out, or it's all no go. We can run, but
you can't—whatever you may think. No, Jane, it's no good Robert going
out and knocking people down. The police would follow him till he turned
his proper size, and then arrest him like a shot. Go you must! If you
don't, I'll never speak to you again. It was you got us into this mess
really, hanging round people's legs the way you did this morning. <i>Go</i>,
I tell you!"</p>
<p>And Jane and Anthea went.</p>
<p>"We're going home," they said to Bill. "We're leaving the giant with
you. Be kind to him." And that, as Anthea said afterwards, was very
deceitful, but what were they to do?<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_234" id="Page_234">[Pg 234]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>When they had gone, Cyril went to Bill.</p>
<p>"Look here," he said, "he wants some ears of corn—there's some in the
next field but one. I'll just run and get it. Oh, and he says can't you
loop up the tent at the back a bit? He says he's stifling for a breath
of air. I'll see no one peeps in at him. I'll cover him up, and he can
take a nap while I go for the corn. He <i>will</i> have it—there's no
holding him when he gets like this."</p>
<p>The giant was made comfortable with a heap of sacks and an old
tarpaulin. The curtain was looped up, and the brothers were left alone.
They matured their plan in whispers. Outside, the merry-go-round blared
out its comic tunes, screaming now and then to attract public notice.</p>
<p>Half a minute after the sun had set, a boy came out past Bill.</p>
<p>"I'm off for the corn," he said, and mingled quickly with the crowd.</p>
<p>At the same instant a boy came out of the back of the tent past 'Becca,
posted there as sentinel.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[Pg 235]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"I'm off after the corn," said this boy also. And he, too, moved away
quietly and was lost in the crowd. The front-door boy was Cyril; the
back-door was Robert—now, since sunset, once more his proper size. They
walked quickly through the field, along the road, where Robert caught
Cyril up. Then they ran. They were home as soon as the girls were, for
it was a long way, and they ran most of it. It was indeed a <i>very</i> long
way, as they found when they had to go and drag the pony-cart home next
morning, with no enormous Robert to wheel them in it as if it were a
mail-cart, and they were babies and he was their gigantic nursemaid.</p>
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<p>I cannot possibly tell you what Bill and 'Becca said when they found
that the giant had gone. For one thing, I do not know.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[Pg 236]</SPAN></span></p>
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<h2>CHAPTER IX</h2>
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